#everyone is smort

[yellowwwcrayon]

Friendly reminder the CANADIAN government would have declared him dead 😉

thank youuuuu for confirmation 💖💗🥰💞

[stormyjisung]

Sebongs with their quick and witty thinking in this week's gose ep just got like a hundred times more attractive.

[bu-ikikaesu]

i hope spam likes/rbs doesn’t bother any of my mutuals, u guys are just extremely right and correct all day every day

[moonspirit]

Armin and Annie cause havoc when drunk.

On one hand u have Armin who is a sobbing mess, then Annie who gets really sweet and flirty.

Annie will go up to him and be like damn you are so hot and he will start crying

Hell yeah I said it just a few minutes ago - they're both chaotic losers T^T

Armin is emotional no matter WHAT the subject matter is. His friends? Emotional. The world? Emotional. The sea? Emotional. Annie? Lovey-dovey AND emotional.

Tho I'd also like to see a situation when he's just... angry drunk xD Like. Irritated. Annoyed. PISSED. Words that would never come out of his mouth, finally do. He's saying stuff he never would say. Armin is being honest and um- everyone is scared.

"Jean, you're a great guy but sometimes y-yyou're jus... neigh impossible."

Only Pieck gets the diss-pun because she smort.

Annie on the other hand is suddenly so curious-cat coded that it's pretty much dangerous to sit next to her. Especially if it's Armin, she's putting her head on his shoulder and staring away like she's never seen him before. It's all very adorable and cute and photo-worthy until she's trying to get his buttons undone and THEN everyone's scrambling to get Aruani as a whole just OUT of there.

[doukeshi-kun]

Nikolai’s intelligence is so underestimated, man. This guy is fluent enough in Japanese that he fooled everyone into believing he was some statesman’s secretary for six months, he knows Meursault and it’s architecture and security systems inside out, he knew a lot about atsushi before they even met, and while not all of that is a classic sign of intelligence, this man does his fucking research and he does it well. And while he gives off sleazy lazy silly attitude, he must possess a ton of discipline and capability.

(He’s also sexy, which is a bonus point, but not only has he got a fat cock, but a fat brain too)

yea! he is definitely smart i have been saying for yearsss. idk the condition of working as a government official in japan, but he must have sounded like a local if he's able to get that kind of job. and goddd when he explains about meursault and its architecture and its mechanisms, i almost bust a nut because ooooohhh we love a science king 😍😍😍

i agree that he does have a level of discipline. he is literally like that one student in college who seems to just do the bare minimum but still got 4.0 in his cgpa. i also believe he is capable of a lot more criminal things and creatively too... considering his victims that were killed brutally. and he is very good with coordination, because he can teleport accordingly. atsushi even says he can do anything so he can coordinate this cunt too ngl im just sayin

nikolai is SMORT and anyone who says otherwise is DOMB

[candieduranium]

pros and cons of carrying a bass guitar around everywhere

pros:

-looks cool and snazzy

-everyone thinks youre smort when youre the worlds biggest dumbass

-you get to show off all the stickers and pins you put on the case!

-you can threaten to smack people with it when they piss you off

cons:

-sHoulder paiN‼️

-run into every doorway

-balance? who’s she?

[rainbowgod666]

Yeah i can understand you

you are all genuinely stupid and illiterate and im not apologizing this time

[elfieafterdark]

I do appreciate how everyone draws Gideon as a buff stack. Absolutely shredded and biiiiig. Never stop never stopping 💖

I personally think that she's more dense than bulky if that makes sense. She's got muscles there's no arguing that, but she's not hulking.

I'm sure we can all agree, that you feel her arm and it's like she's chiselled from stone. She can probably fold you like a paper crane.

She stronk. She hot. She a little dumb sometime but mostly smort on occasion. She could most definitely kill you, and all of that is why we love her.

[alvaroz-starrs]

So um...I watched both of the venom movies and- I loved them so much

I just wanted to rant about it a little. I feel like this has been said by literally everyone but.

They love each other. Also, Eddie just doing everything he can to carry out Venom's wishes Venom said at the beginning of the movie ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

(he should've bought Venom a wig so they could feel the wind through their hair.)

It's just so sweet. Both of them smiling and watching the sunset. The music. 🥹 It's just sweet. When they split up around the beginning of the movie I screamed.

I just like seeing ppl happy ,:) Them talking about their favorite show like a married couple

"Everyone has a past, Eddie."

I like how Venom goes from immature wonderfully fun dude, to philosophical smort boi within seconds. It's entertaining to watch. The plot can be messy in the movies but it's still very good.

(Brawl stars post tomorrow btw ^^!)

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

my thoughts on the finale

I got my soda and Doritos lesgo 

*sees the episode title* oh no

Praying for Lokius canon

Oh Jesus Christ this is about to fuck me up for the rest of the month

Oh Victor-

LOKIIIII

MOBIUS BABY

spaghetti?

Spaghetti.

That music???

Why are we doing Beethoven 

Mobius is so confused bless this baby

Tom is just vibing

Minutes???

Skin?

LOKI LMFAO

Oh that’s creepy

OB YOURE SO CUTE

ITS PERFECT

Loki knows too much

Mobius control your little pet

Loki really took centuries to learn this

He just winked at timely, how is timely still living 

Smort Loki

AWww Loki is so cute

Awww Mobius 

SMOOCH

“What the shit are you doing” god things baby you wouldn’t understand

OH SUPPORTIVE LOKI

where was Loki when I was actively suicidal

Timely please you can do it

You’re doing so good honey

Hurry before you fuckin die

HE DID ITTTTT

OH LOKI IS SO EXCITED

MY HEART

OH VICTOR

*audible insanity noises*

WIZARD-

OH LOKI WOULD BE SUCH A GREAT FATHER/MOTHER TO THISE BOYS IF MÖBIUS’S

Uh oh

This is bad

Oh Loki is about to go mad

Oh Sylvie hello wife

Say something to your bitch ass husband Loki

Oh Victor no-

He’s just ready for death

THAT FACE

wait why are we here

Don’t do that

DINT DO THAT

IF YOU FALL IN LOVE I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING SHIT MYSELF THIS IS A THREAT

Sylvie can stab me any day

SHUT THE FUCK UP

WHY ARE YOU TEMPTING FATE VICTOR

DONT OPEN A VEIIIIIIN

FREEEEEZE YOUR BRAINNNNN

don’t do any of this

Stop trying

oh plot twist

Lover boy???

Shut the fuck up HWR. I’ll fucking kill you myself.

He’s such a bitch I partly love him and partly hate him.

sir why are you a poet

I feel like they didn’t even try with Sylvie’s outfit. Her hair isn’t supposed to be a middle part in this era

We’re getting a lot of info 

But those people aren’t easy to rebuild

Haha pun

I’m gonna kms if Sylki does anything major again 

HA MAJOR

A PUN

What if you just… got rid of all corrupted Kang variants? That’s what the TVA should be for. Preventing war, by surveying the timeline for variants who wish to start a war.

Offer him his husband and he’ll accept.

Part of me goes “kill her to protect Lokius” and the other says “no my baby-”

MOBIUS

HES BACK

someone’s got a hold of the set list

Story time!!!

This feels personal

Mobius was that you

Oh dear

OH MY GOD

CHEEK KISS PLEASE :)

MOBIUS NO

VERITY NO

SYLVIE NO-

if y’all have a romance moment I will murder everyone

Don’t get closer

Stop this

Stop

Please

This isn’t fun

Oh my god Sylvie I love you but shut up

Oh great

Chanting for the cheek kiss please and thanks

Why the smile?

Where are you going?

Oh no

OH NO

looking at the two people he loved stop hurting me

OH NO THE SMILE

MOBIUS IS PANICKING IM PANICKING

(Will be reblogging with part two)

[thearoacethatwillbeatyouup]

Ok so this is just a bunch of brain vomit so hopefully it makes sense to someone

So the mha universe is within the dp universe it’s just a crap ton of years in the future where Danny is low key forgotten bc he was a small town hero and no one really heard of him

so Danny is now the immortal ghost king and has been around a while so he a smort boi now and knows what needs to happen for humanity to survive so the balance between the infinite realms stays

so he’s at clockworks watching through one of the like window things(I forgor what they were called) watching time move on making sure everything goes according to plan kinda like clockwork but if shit goes down he can intervene. He’s watching one even that is crucial that it goes right otherwise humanity is fucked. And guess who he’s watching. A small middle school boy with green hair walking under a bridge about to be attacked by a sludge monster. danny doesn’t want to let deku almost suffocate but it’s gotta happen. So he’s there watching waiting for Allmight to show up but he’s late deku is like almost dead and Allmight is nowhere. So Danny intervenes. He saves deku then Allmight finds him still passed out after danny saves him real quick and makes sure he is all ok and the series commences as normal. Except. Danny decided that this Smol bean needed more protection. So he is like dekus Guardian angel and then during some big battle or something is when everyone figures out danny exists and deku is like I fricken knew it cause he a smart boi and figured someone or something was there protecting and watching him.

sorry if none of this makes any sense I’m not a writer and I thought of this idea in the shower so :)

[nikito0x]

Currently re-reading the Percy Jackson books, so I can get all my facts straight, so I can, hopefully, eventually, write a time travel fic. It's been years since I last read some of them. A recap isn't going to cut it.

But anyway.

Frankly, I'm impressed at how Percy handled his temper. 'Cause I know, I would have snapped at some point. With how little information they give him and how everyone is dodging the simplest, most inconsequential questions, I am hands down impressed by Percy.

And also! Why do people keep portraying him as an overpowered dumbass? He's a smort boi. He's doing his best.

I never realized how much the fandom was leaning on the dynamic that Annabeth is the smart one and Percy the overpowered one. Like, come on. People can be more than one thing. Percy can be smart and a dork. Annabeth can be a strategist and get carried away sometimes.

[the-white-void]

Little Bird, why do you Sing such a Sad Tune

Weapon engineer/smort but dumb! Reader

Little bird caged in a palace, you were tossed away and forgotten, replaced by a new one, would you like me to take you away

While going to a foreign country you were caught in an accident and then suddenly found yourself in a snowy plane “wtf happened”. Luckily you had your luggage crashed down with you so you changed into some warmer clothing and tried to find some civilization around the area.

After roaming aimlessly you found quite a big city but it seemed… off. Everyone wore clothing that was way out of date “strange” you whispered while many looked at you with confusion as well.

While walked through some aisles to familiarize the place and was bumped by a fast-pacing figure “ah sorry” was all that you muttered but they just ran away then two people approached you and asked “have you seen anyone passing by” a thought came through so you simply shook your head from lack of evidence and they ran off as someone from another group calls to them.

You look around for the person that bumped you earlier but they left no trace. Continued to walk around the area but the more you saw, the more it made your spine shiver. Everywhere you went, you saw no sign of modern technology at all, not even a smartphone in sight, it would be understandable if it were a remote island but at least something vintage would be seen.

Lost in thought you bumped into another individual, they were quite rude and aggressive that is you saw what they were wearing, similar to the outfits worn in a popular game you’ve been playing for a while, and now that you think about it the same people who asked you about the person that bumped you.

You thought for a little but couldn’t put your finger on it without enough fractions to support your conclusion so you explore on a wider radius.

That is until you realize you don’t have a place to put your bags and might be called even more suspicious just carrying your bags like a terrorist. You didn’t have money, well at least teyvat money, but here you were even more broke than an unborn fetus.

So you just agreed to look like a terrorist with a bomb in their bags.

You look around the nearby forest for more clues to support your theory of where you are, and so on you march through the garden of trees to find your victim.

And there it was, the fur ball for a head with a small mask that contrasted its face with a humanoid body, A hilichurl, dancing around a fire with its mates and definitely ignoring you, and now you shall return to where they won’t hurt you-

And there stood a samachurl right beside you, holding its staff while you stare at it in horridness as it then swings its oversized stick at you “ya mom”, you sprinted out of that scene but it had alarmed the other hilichurls and now see you as a threat “ ahh damn it”

You run away from your problems with the confirmation that this is, in fact, the world you played in the mask of a traveller, Genshin Impact, and now you’re running for your life like that reckless pallad.

Out on a plain and open field, you decided to use your last resort to get out of this mess but the idea was wiped away when you hear the loud thumping steps behind you.

When you looked behind another blind fool crashed into you “that’s the second time someone bumped into me today” you thought as a giant lawachurl emerged from the trees, you scrambled your way to rise and run, and so did the fool that crashed at you.

They ran toward a direction in which you also follow since they seem to know more about this place, and after running, and running with your low stamina you pulled up your napkin and some flint to burn your napkin then threw it to the lawachurl and buy you some time.

You succeed and collapsed onto the ground and the unknown stranger approached your side with admiration pasted on their face “how did you do that?! You have no weapon or vision yet you still threw fire at it!!” You were too exhausted to answer their questions so only a loud sigh was your response.

Some time passes by until your begged rolled up to you and opened itself where your little elf popped out “master was out of the normal radius so followed master’s trail and the calculated distance travelled was unusual for master’s current stamina, therefore, was deemed in danger but signs of danger have been computed to be out of a risky distance” it reported to you and then turned to your companion “data unrecorded, who is this master?” “That unrecorded individual is my… Tour guide” you whisper to the miniature AI.

“You keep your child in your bag!?”

“… My what?”

Your “tour guide” seemed to have confused your elf for a child… Understandable to the very least I guess.

A short explanation that your “child” is an inhuman, manmade assistant to help you with calculating work is, in fact, not a child.

“Wow, you made this thing with your own bare hands, the doctor might do anything to get his hands on this if he knew” they uttered under their breath, they continued to circle your elf with great interest then stopped “what was I doing again?”

The question was out of the blue but you answered them on what you remember.

“We were running away from a lawachurl till I distracted it to buy us time and here we are”

They thought for a moment then mumbled something “I was running… running… running… Away!! I was running away!” They then grabbed your hand and started sprinting in a random direction (you had your bag this time) then your elf alerted you “two entities are located and are approaching rapidly, with the minimal data acquired, fatality from it is guaranteed" you then stopped them.

“Are these things what you’re running away from”

“We need to get away. Now.”

The two entities eventually reached you two, both emitting high danger levels with uncanny grins on their faces “my my little bird, trying to fly away from us hmm?” One of them said as the snowy ground hardened rendering feet to be immobile, the other one went down on your height and pulled by the collar “oh look, you made a friend, would you like them to come with? Little Birdie”

Og au on this is from @chocoenvy and @nicebonescomrade their tsaritsa brainrot itching my brain on all sides

[maitaiwiththecorpses]

That Time Mat Went Batshit (Pt. 6/???)

So, idk if I've ever mentioned this, but I have kids. Like, little kids who look up to me and I make sure to check in with every day. They're my babies. And I need to do a character profiling exercise, so I'm going to introduce you to them in the most batshit way possible! (I will not be using their real names, obvi, but enjoy!)

Griffin:

shitposts in the group chat all the time

does not know the difference between a controversial joke and an unacceptable joke.

has???? a minimal???? amount of rizz????

knows everyone's secrets

can be wise when he doesn't wanna be an ass

the best techie EVER

The Jalapeño:

bby bisexual

addicted to Warhammer and Zelda

watches too much anime

forgets drink water

DnD DM

so. many. allergies. It's so fucking hard to feed him.

misled from time to time (reddit is his news source so we've had to have talks about what's fake news and real news)

is a gentleman (will give u his sweater if u accidentally bled thru ur pants no questions asked)

Stylish Arguer:

forgets she's desi all the time

too much tik tok

hot cheeto girl /pos

Gets into stupid arguments that I have to defuse 24/7

wears flared yoga pants >>>>>:\

the BEST hair of all time

so so good at basketball

Am I Your One And Only:

Will scream at you from backstage bc you're being a dinkwad

sexually frustrated lesbian

so many younger sisters

probably has committed a homicide

volleyball girl

wears slides everywhere (?????????)

Sam I Am:

OH MY GOD IF I HAD TO BE WORRIED ABOUT ONLY ONE OF MY KIDDOS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IT WOULD BE HIM

depressed

needs therapy desperately

misinformed (reddit and twitter are his sources)

bitter at the world and needs reminders that sexism is still real

actually such a nice person tho

dyes hair, shaves hair

carries a suit in his backpack all the time

Abraham Lincoln:

has a dog :D

my og kiddo #1

NOT my fav tho (or maybe he is... we'll never know)

always gives me his ramen

is a gentleman (will give u sweater if u bled thru ur pants... but he'd ask so many questions and when he finds out... so embarrassed)

despite being uncomfortable about puberty, learns everything he can for his baby sister

baseball boy

mini golfs so much

can be a bit of an icarus (aka: jackass) from time to time. But if u yell at him about it, he will cry. So. Find a new way to tell him he needs to cool it.

smort boi

MENDOZA, IN MY OFFICE:

so much character growth from him!!!!

my og kiddo #2

NOt mY FaVoURITE i SWEAR-!!!!1!!

always lets me take his hat (it's his hat in my pfp!!!!!!!!)

learned how to be an intersectional feminist over night for reasons that will be disclosed later on

also baseball boy

bffs w abe link ^^^^^^

has minimal rizz, still pulls

mischievous

finds pics of me and my worst enemy and photoshops hearts onto them

steals my food. Easy to feed.

anxious

asks a lot of questions abt sex. I'm happy to answer, but really HOW MUCH does he need to KNOW??????

Mini Me But Not Quite:

got louder over the course of eight months

big hamilton, heathers, beetlejuice, in the heights, [insert every musical here] fan

BANGER music taste

LOVES percy jackson, heartstopper, the owl house, amphibia [insert all quality media types here]

another bby bisexual

is the reason MENDOZA, GET IN MY OFFICE became an intersectional feminist overnight (that night was the night they started dating)

material GoWrl

is totally not my favorite

NPC:

blonde.

an amazing singing voice

came out of her shell bc of me??????????? T.T

does fortnite and tik tok dances all the time

gets into some dumb arguments

shit talks everyone

so kind

works so damn hard and she KNOWS it

not innocent.

fav Lover song is Paper Rings :D

Ham Boi:

doesn't understand hamilton refs despite being a hamilton

so dumb

Is The Jalapeño's bff

easy to feed

thinks you need to be 'one of the guys' to play DnD

knows what a chancla is (now.....)

is the baby of the group

needs positive reinforcement 24/7

LIGHT:

got drama

quiet

so fucking loud after she met me

judges everyone.

has a good sense of Girl Code

SO stylish. My girl will coordinate her skirt, her hijab, and her JACKET in the same color family and show up to school lookin FLAWLESSS

thinks that I am a replacement for health class (I am)

makes such amazing art it makes me cry

writes so well and works so hard

I won't even deny she's up there with the favorites.

BASICALLY, THEY ALL MAKE ME FEEL OLD

(i beg u to look at the tags. they're so fucking random)

[halt-kun]

Hunter x Hunter Chapter 405 - Masquerade

At the end of this chapter, we'll probably be halfway up to the next hiatus

It's going to be fine most likely as Togashi has some chapters ready for the future. It'll be Shueisha's choice

So now we switch to the troupe and the mafia

I've been missing the Heil-yi plot though, I love their weird relationship to murder and nen. For them it feels like a videogame. They'll probably not have nice death (like Luini)

Cashew might survive for a long time though. AND she is most likely a specialist.

Is that Hisoka ?

it would fit him

IT IS

Very pretty chapter cover

look at him !

So will it be about Hisoka then ????

VANILLA ???? YOU !?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

just ants ? I think you would have loved them my dude

I can understand Halkenburg too

Hisoka is vanilla in the sense that he isn't a monsterfucker then ? HAHAHA

And he likes simple one to one fights without too much covenants.

HAHAHAAHHA I love this chapter

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait two Hisoka's ? I can only see Illumi masquerading but Illumi isn't the vanilla one. Unless he is trying to get in character ? Roleplay isn't vanilla my dude. THE NILE IS A RIVER IN EGYPT, YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY

So is the Hisoka hiding behind a pillar Illumi ? The one that talked with Hinrigh ? Noooooo, I'm thinking too much

We'll know soon enough

IT'S BONOLENOVVVVVVVV WHAAAAAT

HAHAHAHA

So the Hisoka that talked with Hinrigh was actually a fake as I supposed.

And it was a plan for Chrollo to let the troupe roam free

nice

he smort

CHACHACHA

Now he's Owl

did that guy see him transform ???? At least go to a toilet or somewhere private. Oh I forgot about Korutopi, maybe it's a bad idea too

Oh interesting, is it a time limit forever ? It doesn't get reset after each transformation ? Because how long did Bonolenov discuss with Owl

This Owl is fun looking too

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU KILLED HER

YOU BITCH

SHE WAS COOL

At least the scrawny blood manipulator is alive

Lynch died

Zakura lives

Well, she did kind of dig her own grave there

SMART BONO

I'm actually enjoying spending some time with Bono

I hope he won't die

But he probably will then, bad match-up since Bungee gum can just cancel his dance moves and basically seal his nen. And now he's getting a focus chapter.

And he's alone near Hisoka

So smart to also disguise your murder,I guess Bono isn't an amateur at killing and hiding bodies

Well, everyone knows Chrollo's very saaaaaad

I'm scared

But this is going to be fine

Oh ! Who's ability then ? A zodiac's ? Beyond's ?

Was 9 Shal or Korutopi, Wasn't Shal 6 ? Or maybe it was Paku's

Oh noooooo I bet this guy was part of the snuff movies industries

"underprivileged chidren" were not properly taken care of I bet

Please Chrollo don't say sheeple because that will make you use like all your charisma. You're not a weird alt right incel or a trump voter. Media are mostly just neo liberal and capitalist since most journalist come from that class. It makes them very bad at handling information and makes them more prone to tolerating far right ideas and then want to censor left-wing ideas more critical of the actual problem that capitalism is.

I get what he meant though but also people won't believe undocumented claims. A forum isn't the best place to get informed dude. If that guy was actually influent and did such bad stuff, I bet you could have easily exposed him with your brain. Some actual field journalists or victim associations probably got wind of such things too.

Anyway, I'll say it here for the united statesians around, go VOTE. Sorry if this seems insensitive. Your country has a lot of reach in global geopolitics and if it became an autocratic fascist christian state based on lies. Then it will fuck up a lot of stuff. Your election system is fucked with two parties and single round elections. Don't make me begin on the supreme court. Voting isn't supporting someone, it's a tool to make the system suck less so you can politically organize at bettering it. It's just a paper with names. Also from what I understand you also vote for counties and state representatives who have also some form of power and maybe suck less. Not voting will just lead to you brooding that "everyone is the same, nothing ever changes". Not voting just leads to less people being involved in politics. If you can't put a name on paper, you won't do much more.

All of that just because Chrollo said Sheeple LMAO

Smart NOBU

they clearly are not really mafia anymore, they're more akin to the troupe

rogue killers that do as they want

Nobu will agree with me I bet,

he kinda likes them

I LOVE YOUUUUUUU NOBU

YESSSSSSSS

AND

they be real revolutionists. I kinda like them know

Guillotine the ruling class. Kings don't need their heads. Educate the people, let them become their own guiding lights.

Am I a french cliché ? MAYBEEEEEEEEE

They're just psychopaths though

so I doubt they've real ideas behind what they're doing. They're also killing passengers

and such people will just bring ruin to a country

They won't build anything out of the ruins they create.

And yes mafia are also bad because they just seek to maintain the "balance" in other words, the system in place. They just found an ecological niche where they can thrive and keep a priviledged role

Indeed what will you do my guys

Hahahaha, so the Heil-yi are already in the Char family

Did someone kill this guy and morph into him like Bono ? Or was this guy on their side the whole time.

OHHHHHHH

interesting enhancement ability

I know this guy is after the royal guards

to kidnap them so that they have someone close enough to kill a prince as a Heil-yi

And Tse's childhood friends were prime targets for that.

But now he's talking about nen. And if he snifs their head, he can identify what ? their nen ability ?

Ah yes, Sodom is a manipulator I think

Well they'll definitely bring back someone

Oh so they indeed want to have non nen users

then does it mean Dogman can identify the nen type and proficiency of people unable to use nen ?????

"Grinding" hahahaha

they're horrible

Hum

their names are Demon for the black haired guy I think

The blond guys fled Hinrigh did he not ?

I checked and Quorolle (black coat) is an emitter that indeed fled against Hinrigh

Tevelares did too and is an enhancer

did they change their fit too ?

Want to feel like they upgraded ?

Good luck Hinrigh

Ah just some teasing, I see you Togashi.

Well I've missed these plot lines

it was fun

[moonspirit]

Hey moon! I hope you are feeling good!

How would a friendly game of truth or dare with our ambassadors look? 🤔

Pretty disastrous? xD

Partly because I think a game of truth and dare between the ambassadors is more likely to be filled with blatant lies, immediate exposés, a whole lot of embarrassment, and some very bad-very-awful-very-weird dares.

To put it shortly: nobody's fucking telling the truth on their own.

Certainly not Armin. He has no truths to even say, his life's been largely boring (if we take out Eren and Mikasa and all the titans and his trauma and his fears and his insecurities and-). What do you think he's even got if he chooses "truth" and is then asked "your first kiss?" He'd probably say "my mother when I was eight but then she uh... died."

.....

Yeah....

Annie has one-word answers to everything because she's very tough and stoic like that. "The first dressy dress you wore?" "Never did." "Who was your crush on Marley?" "Nobody." "Your first kiss?" "....." "Come on Annie, spill!" "....." "Annie!" "A.... Arumih~"

*cue: two blonde idiots letting off steam and then fainting because they're both embarrassed*

Connie chooses dares because why not! WhY NOT! He carries them all out with stunning grace and courage too... until something or the other goes wrong riiiiiiiiight before he can claim victory. "I choose... DARE!" "Alright then. Howl like a wolf on the stage outside. Curtains don't rise for another half hour." "SURE!" So he goes, all pomp and joy and begins to howl on the empty, dark stage where the Ambassadors are due for a public appearance. Only problem: the mic is on.

Jean THINKS he can get away with lying at all the really icky Truth questions (because he's too suave for dares, ofc). He THINKS he can just lie, but he forgets... there are two guys in the room who know allllll about his whole goddamned life on Paradis. "Truth." "Okay so, who was your best one-night stand?" "Heh. You'll have to define "best". I've had many bests." *Armin and Connie share a dubious look* "Let's go with most-memorable then." "Hmm... Sara." "Who's Sara?" "This girl from our 104th. You wouldn't remember her. She chose the Garrisson." *Armin and Connie blink for a sec, and then begin to snort and giggle* Jean is annoyed. "What?" "Sara... Oh yeah... I remember Sara." "Suuuuuuure, the one-night stand with Sara." He glares at the two guys. "Wtf? It was great." Connie is shaking with laughter. "Sara propositioned you, Jean, but YOU WERE TOO SCARED TO FOLLOW! YOU RAN! YOU HID IN THE BATHS!"

RIP Jean Kirstein.

Pieck is effortlessly gliding out of answering anything that gets thrown at her because she's ✨ smort ✨ like that. "Truuuuthhh~" "The most embarrassing thing you've ever done." "Hmm, it can't compare to what Jean did last week, can it Jean?" *Everyone is immediately distracted by whatever Jean did last week*

Yay <3

But also I think if she were put up to carry out dares, she'd do them beautifully and also strangers would let her go scot-free even during the annoying ones because of her very immaculate happy-go-lucky-eccentric-fairy-godmother vibes.

Reiner tho... oh REINER. He chooses dares because he's the very reliable-brave-big-brother figure right? There's nothing HE can't do, right? He's got to set an example, RIGHT? "Hahaha! I choose dare!" "Cool. Eat a banana seductively."

Instant, collossal -100000 HP damage. Reiner eats the banana so seductively and sensually everybody is disgusted with his little gay ass.