#everyone is incompetent
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paleinc · 6 months ago
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love getting USPS scam texts when i had a package get returned two weeks ago and the postal office failed to give me correct info to pick it up in time.
love having a device that only provides me with smishing and robocallers.
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mocking-the-bird · 7 months ago
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If Tim and Steph decide that 7am is time for sibling bonding activities, it'll be so, even if the sibling they're bonding with is trying to get some goddamn sleep
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ancientbread · 2 years ago
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The hunger games: capitalism pits individuals against each other in order to prevent us from uniting against the systems in power that maintain our oppression
teen dystopian YA for the next decade: light hair good boy 😍??? Or dark hair bad boy 🫣😈😈
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darkmutiewerewolf · 14 days ago
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@buggachat successfully bullied persuaded me to redraw this . I know this is just marinette and adrien but I got really tired after doing just these two (I was too lazy to colour this). If you noticed that I changed their poses a bit, no you didn't
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yuwuta · 6 months ago
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yuuta is the boyfriend BAWLING when he has to drop you off at the airport. it doesn’t really matter how long you’ll be gone, he will be crying, and he’s gonna cry just as hard when he picks you up again too. but that’s not surprising, neither is saying that satoru smothers you in affection and soft gazes but waits until you’re gone and he’s back home to let the tears out. the real gag is that toji is also crying. it doesn’t happen when he drops you off, or when he gets home, and honestly he’s fine for the first few days—crabbier than usual, slower than usual, groggier than usual—but, fine. it’s somewhere around the third or fourth day of your absence that he finds himself crying, unintentionally. he feels the tears on his lips before he realizes they’re falling from his eyes, and there’s a moment of confusion and then a soft laughter of disbelief before he lets the rest of them fall. he doesn’t really know why he’s crying even while he’s crying. he doesn’t sob or make noise or smush his head into a pillow, but when he gets up to wipe his face, he’s confronted with his reflection in the mirror and that’s when it hits him: he’s sad. if you’d asked toji, he’d say he hasn’t experienced true sadness before that moment. despite all the shitty things in his life, he held a sort of neutral, it is what is attitude about it all—but that’s not the case with you. toji’s sad because he misses you and it’s probably the first time in his life he cries because he can Feel something is missing inside of him
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jestroer · 1 year ago
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Cletho, am i right
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dragonagepolls · 7 months ago
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homielander · 8 months ago
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objectively very funny that homelander spent three seasons antagonizing or killing anyone who dared defy him and squashing anything that even remotely resembled dissent... only to be like how come no one stands up to me😔 why can't you speak your minds😠 ugh i am singlehandedly carrying this company!!
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scribblue · 5 months ago
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Hey Ninjago fans who've watched the whole show, quick Q. I just watched the first 2 eps of s11 and uh. Does it...Get Better by any chance or do I have to lock in for these last 5 seasons? Asking for a friend who is me.
I'm committed to this damn show but am experiencing the wildest whiplash from the studio changes anejcndn i domt understand the choices being made here
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phneltwrites · 2 months ago
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New fic!
Joy That Lights The Fire
It's a seasonally appropriate arson based romance for yuletide!
Summary:
Rosh, Ayub, and Simon decide to cap off their school career by entering the select ranks of those who have successfully burned down the Gävle goat. Only two layers of fences, guards, a livestream and the vigilant protection of the goat's chief defender, Prince Wilhelm stands in their way. But when Wilhelm takes a shine to Simon, they might have a chance...
link on ao3: here
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disgracefulthings · 4 months ago
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Bingqiu Modern Day Gang AU where...
...Shen Yuan is transmigrated into a world where he is part of a Chinese gang, and as one of its most ruthless members, Shen Qingqiu. However, Shen Yuan does a bad job of playing the role he's in because he's too nice. When he goes to collect 'protection' money from businesses, he makes sure to ask if they are being protected well and if they are in need of anything. When he is sent to collect some loans, he extends due dates and helps the person with budgeting. When he needs to take care of a rival gang in their turf, he asks them to politely leave and most of the rival gang falls in love and agrees right away (the few who do not fall for his charm end up being dragged or knocked out by their own gang).
Eventually he meets the leader of the most dangerous gang, Luo Binghe. Luo Binghe was once part of Shen Yuan's current gang, but he was left to die after a shootout with another gang by Shen Qingqiu, his mentor. Shen Yuan is unaware of their shared past, and Luo Binghe has been confused by the rumors of a sweet Shen Qingqiu. Luo Binghe confronts his old mentor hoping to get some answers about his change (and probably also get some revenge while he's at it), when he is greeted by Shen Yuan handing a street kid some money to help his ailing mother, and when he turns towards Luo Binghe he gives him the sweetest smile. All plans of revenge fly out the window and Luo Binghe now wants to change careers from gang member to Shen Qingqiu's wife.
Soon enough Shen Yuan's gang ends up turning into a legitimate business because they noticed that Shen Yuan gets sad when they hurt people, and they can't have that! They're wary of Luo Binghe following him everywhere, but they allow it because he keeps Shen Yuan safe (until he makes his intentions clear to romance him, then it's war where everyone at once tries to become Shen Yuan's wife).
Shen Yuan grows attached to the community as the story goes on, and by the end he is happy that he is able to keep the people he cares about safe and happy
(and maybe a minor Moshang subplot where Shang Qinghua handles the financials of Shen Yuan's gang, while spying on it and reporting to Mobei-Jun, Luo Binghe's second in command. Mobei-Jun falls in love and decides to protect the weakest gang member he has ever met, while Shang Qinghua is intimidated by but also horny for Mobei-Jun)
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keepthedelta · 4 months ago
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emma flyte copying claude in on an email immediately becomes a top 3 competence moment in this show
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singingcicadas · 4 months ago
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The delightful enigma that's idw Soundwave - I feel like he's a hopeless nose of wax who exists in a constant pendulum-like state getting pulled in whichever direction his various bosses wants to go because everything he does - all his beliefs and actions and all the "freedom and equality" stuff he waxes poetic about - is so inherently contradictory that it's insane.
He'll say stuff like this:
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And then also stuff like this:
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What even is his definition of equality? Everyone above myself should be equal (except megatron ofc), everyone below myself should know their place?
This is him:
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And this is also him:
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While the order he gave Ravage on the Lost Light is:
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(So much for loyalty lol, it only applies to Megatron)
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He says he wants peace (i.e. the thing Megatron surrendered to achieve and the thing he hates Megatron for):
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But apparantly peace doesn't apply to making peace with the Autobots and he just wants to continue the Autobot-Decepticon war with Earth as a resource base so what even is the difference:
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He says this:
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But then he follows Galvatron (yes he knows Galvatron was behind the Deceptigod thing that screwed them over):
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Who does this:
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And Soundwave's just like whoa calm down not now
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Through the ex-rid issues he makes like five different proclaimations about what the Decepticon cause is. Really conflicting guy with constant 180 turnarounds, whose only consistent worldview can probably be boiled down to this one line👇
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starleska · 1 year ago
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i was fool to think i'd re-enter this fandom, stuffed full of such pretty characters, unscathed 🙈💖💖💖
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mothsshoes · 2 years ago
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so ready for these gay people
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dropoutfailure · 9 months ago
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son who fucking hates his jerk dad until he becomes an adult and does a 180 and becomes clingy, trying desperately to wring out some love and affection his dad never gave him x his boomer dad who was never taught how to show affection, reflect or apologize, suddenly having to awkwardly turn down advances from his son who's always practically grinding against him when they're alone
it's called healing 💘
and also revenge 💘
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