#everyone is hot and im gay
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OPLA sanji's ripped and has a fat ass, zoro is zoro, usopp and luffy are adorable, buggy nails my clownfucker tendencies, arlong nails my monsterfucker tendencies, kuro is fruity, mihawk is mihawk, garp is hot old man, so is zeff too honestly, helmeppo is a shitty fruity bitch too, koby is adorable also
and i latched onto the dumbass fat cat man who cant cook ❤
#its ok i can cook#i made meatloaf#did i forget anyone#everyone is hot and im gay#however being fat and cringefail rockets you to the top spot instantly
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POV - Rambley height
inspired by that one pecs meme that was popular like months ago
(btw this is both practice for lower pov and an excuse to draw his tits)
#sorry not sorry for spamming everyone with art of hot lion man who im very platonically gay for#lloyd the lion#furry#art#digital art#furry art#indigo park#lloyd indigo park#indigo park lloyd#indigo park fanart
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. . . I'm starting to think I have a type.
#and it's completely demented#why is everyone so hot when they're being angry or crazy?!#im not even gay but crispin is just#chefs kiss#pokemon#pokemon sv#pokemon scarlet and violet#carmine pokemon#carmine#rika pokemon#rika#elite four rika#lacey pokemon#lacey#elite four lacey#nemona pokemon#nemona#crispin pokemon#crispin#elite four crispin#pokemon the indigo disk#the indigo disk#indigo disk
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Ok chat so i just finished blood of zeus and
Well
I'LL BE REAL WITH YOU, I FEEL LIKE THEY WASTED HERMES SO MUCH
My bro is so cool he broke the sound barrier multiple times and yet they didn't bother to give an episode dedicated to him???
ATHENA GOT ONE, AND SHE APPEARED IN SEASON TWO, AND YET HE STILL HASN'T HAD THE SPOTLIGHT AND HE'S BEEN THERE SINCE THE START 😭
ALL HIS MOMENTS HAVE BEEN SO IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT, YET THEY HAPPEN OFF SCREEN
So much potential wasted.. 😖
He legit feels like a plot device 😭😭😭
WHERE'S THE JUSTICE? THE HUMANITY?
LOOK AT HIM, HE'S SO HOT HE DESERVES MORE SCREE TIME
Granted, ik there will be a season 3 and he might have more screen time there but I CAN'T WAIT TILL 2025 TO GET MY MUCH NEEDED HERMES 😡
Random tangent, but Hera hear me out I'll treat you well
#blood of zeus#just watched#opinion#review#kinda#netflix#anime#random tangent#the animation is SO GOOD#hermes is hot#im sorry i said it#i admit it#im a simp#and im proud of it#greek mythology#greek gods#hermes#hera#also hera is hot#hot#hawt#im not gay#but#hear me out#everyone is hot#apollo is hot#zeus is hot#dare i say HEPHAESTUS is hot#i love this show
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I'm fucking crazy, but I was watching Disney's hunchback of notre dame with my partner and I mentioned that it'd be cool if Phoebus was a lady knight so 0_0 I couldn't rest till I sketched these out!
Super messy but, Hunchback If Everything Was the Same Except Phoebus Is A Woman!
#art tag#fanart#the hunchback of notre dame#disney hunchback of notre dame#phoebus#esmeralda#wlw#yuri#happy femslash february everyone 🫶🥺#im gonna draw other wlw couples ofc but what a funny thing to start with 😂😂#idk i was just working on pure lesbian instinct!!#cause lady knights are HOT and so is esmeralda#so this is like TEN TIMES BETTER 😤😤/j#it IS a masterpiece but everything can be improved with yuri lol#also dont come for me about women wouldnt be knights or something cause idk#this is for fun and for me and for GAYS
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saw this on tik tok. i think she speaks for all of us
#someones gonna nick him one of these days if they're not careful#especially when he's coming out looking all bridal like that#and aj has never looked anything other than flawless#i love how regardless of sexuality everyone just knows these two are hot#im a lesbian and even i know punk's fine as fuck#i'm gay but i sure as shit ain't blind#(despite what my glasses might make you think)#cm punk#aj lee
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have you seen broadchurch? also for bideo game I have no clue what you usually play but I've been enjoying sable a lot recently
i avoid looking at david tennant whenever possible
#broadchurch is another one of those shows everyone tried to make me watch (like. ppl in my real unfortunate life)#and they all wanted to fuck him so bad. somehow the idea that there exists a person (me) who isnt attracted to#any man let alone tennant was such an unbelievable concept to them that i probably#spent multiple hours of my life repeatedly explaining that it's possible to watch dr who without wanting to fuck the dr#of course this was before the doctor turned into a hot mean lesbian so I've been forced to understand these ppl#but the fact remains that i dont like looking at tennant in any context that isnt blorbo from my show#that's not exclusive to him dgmw i hate seeing actors in general and i#hate seeing actors for characters i love 1000000 times more it's like uncanny valley to me#like what did you do to my guy. who are you. please die. wheres my guy. why do you vaguely look like my guy. please die. please#sorry this is an extremely long way to say i cant rly watch shows starring ppl who play my blorbo in smtg else it makes me uncomfortable#and broadchurch specifically is forever on my kill list for what the tennant fuckers around me did to me#sable looks lovely tho I'll look into it#i usually play like‚ idk‚ anything where you control a 3rd character and go to places and kill things#but im not too picky it just needs to hold my attention and preferably have gay ppl#i got mail!
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What do you think gay men are attracted to in men that they can’t be attracted to in women?
It can’t be anything about femininity or masculinity obviously. That’s both sexist, and cultural so can’t be what drives men-only attraction.
It can’t be anything about stated identity because someone could lie just as easily as they could tell the truth in such a statement, and it makes no sense because homosexuality and heterosexuality exists in other species with no stated identities. It’s not like other animals without gender are all pan.
Saying idk it’s the vibes or some indescribable trait men have that women can’t but “I can’t explain” is a nonanswer.
Soooooooo what is it? Or do you think any sexuality but bi/pan is just cultural performance or an identity rather than an inborn orientation?
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What in the fresh hell kinda ask is this lol
#ask#is this bait or spam#im not gay so i couldnt tell you bestie#im bi/pan/whatever everyone is hot im mainly looking at peoples personalities dawg
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Psst. She's got something to show you!! Check it, Tiny Falin!
#woah tiny falin be upon ye#<- making that version next when im not half tired#everyone please reblog this with the tag 'op go to sleep' ive literally been avoiding taking a nap this whole time i gotta go eep#yes this is your sign to draw small chimera falin with small marcille theyre a duo do not separate and please tag me if you draw them yes#also i wasnt seeing enough academy days farcille so im here to provide for y'all goddamn#this single handedly spawned the idea of falin having always been a chimera hybrid but just being small until she properly grew up#so she's a stubby lil baby w t rex arms for front legs until they grow stronger#dont ask why two thirds of these arent colored i grew inspo in the last half shush#also yes please do repost the tiny falin pic just dont crop out the watermark so folks can come back you have my permission to repost it#/gen#i wanna see her stupid baby face everywhere#ur not telling me chimeras wouldnt make the most pathetic mewling noises thinking they sound super tough as chicks#bro is NAWT scary or intimidating (yet)#teen chimera falin would be just every teenaged girls gay nightmare. tall smooth and a hot monster chick#might draw her later >> and her silly growing t rex arms#night night y'all.#farcille#dungeon meshi#marcille dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#falin touden#marcille dunmeshi#falin dungeon meshi#marcille donato#dunmeshi falin#dunmeshi fanart#faligon#chimera falin#falin x marcille#falin chimera
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*NOT discourse*
I think Buck asked Tommy if he’s interested in girls not because he forgot he’s gay, but because Buck is navigating his own boundaries within his sexuality and wanted to discuss more of where his and Tommy’s perceptions overlap
#does this make sense. i personally! feel like it was less ‘I forgot what being gay meant’ and more#wait do u really not think everyone’s hot.#yes this is a projection onto Buck. i almost made a post yesterday about like. how are people attracted to One gender /non derog /curious#because my own processing of my queerness had roots in not knowing everyone was having a different experience than i#‘oh you don’t also think about girls kissing sometimes? are u sure? even a little?’ then also like. how much is ‘queer enough’… anyway#NOT DISCOURSE just my feelings.#911#Evan Buckley#also did I misquote im not rewatching that scene
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not to be gay on main but oh my god. oh my god.
#I THOUGHT MONTAGUE AND OSCAR AND CERBERUS WERE HOT AND THEN SHE SHOWED UP...#she calls me little mouse and epic fr just expects me to be normal about jt#im ready to pass away every time i interact with her#i would do anything for you queen#fortnite#fortnite artemis#ratkinggames#im sorry they went for my weakest link#why tf is everyone hot in this game i cant#they keep cooking with the character designs#btw yeah ratzattak camille is p much my main now#i alternate between a big handful of skins but she's my number one i love her sm#artemis has such peggy carter vibes you know ??? in her own sort of way but it appeals to my gay ass#augh sorry im done now
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You should make me fall so deeply in love with you that it’s embarrassing
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#and BEFORE any of yall say that ‘oh um actually love is never embarrassing’ shit— fight me#respectfully we cannot vibe#half of love for me is goinn around KNOWING that i would eat a cardboard box if it meant i could see the person i love smile at me#and it is my god given RIGHT to cringe at myself for it#also love in general is so fucking embarrassing#having the feelings doing the in love thing expressing it#it’s all EMBARASSING#the whole POINT is that the love makes me do it anyway#like if i love you enough to EXPRESS it??? like damn i love you A LOT#like obviously it’s different for everyone but this is what my post is about#and i am choosing to say in advance that NO this is not where we’re doing any of that ‘love is never embarassing’ business#let me watch someone trip and think it’s hot so my brain can go: :/#in PEACE pls#embarassment or cringe isn’t always a bad feeling and yes i WILL die on this hill😤😤😤#im gay and i like sleeping
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Hello, Pikmin community, please accept my humble offering.
#my art#pikmin 3#alph pikmin#charlie pikmin#i only feel brave enough to post this bc it's a shitty redraw of a meme with a simple artstyle#im obsessed with the little blue dude#every time he cuts off charlie's flirting with brittany to insert himself fills me with glee#alph is gay#i played the first three games for the first time in the span of a month#i am sick in the head#dont follow me expecting more art youll be disappointed#update: thanks for all the notes#everyone who liked this is smart and hot
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Guys I’ve just seen a take so completely outrageous so I just wanna point out something one of the creators of total drama (Terry) has said in recent times
None of the contestants would have hate towards gay people
I also think it’s kind of weird to just give characters the homophobic/transphobic headcanon just because of how they look or how their attitude is?? Completely insane
Also just saying criticizing/negatively questioning people on their lgbtq+ headcanons for characters is literally insane. It’s called a headcanon for a reason?? It’s never been confirmed except for a few characters?? Like come on, let’s be serious for a few moments !
#total drama#tdr#tdi#total drama headcanons#total drama hot take#lets not make characters homophobic just because of their personality#lets also not be mean about harmless headcanons??#its so childish#‘oh no they would probably—‘ lets not !#im just stating something that bugged me#it was so ridiculous 😭#i cant even#thats like if i told somebody who headcanons harold as gay ‘no he’d call gay people slurs on mic haha’ like stfu??#you cant just act like your opinion is a Fact#its alright to say ‘<character> is <whatever> because I SAY SO’ like thats Fine because its clearly lighthearted and a joke#like YES for example alejandro is gay because i say so!! but that doesnt mean its a fact? its just a joking saying#because it’s an opinion#im not stating it like everyone who disagrees is wrong and im right
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the alternate title of this show should be Park Jun Mo's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day/Week/Month/Year/Life/Whatever TF We Choose To Throw At Him This Time etc
#tv: the worst of evil#the worst of evil#wi ha joon#wi ha jun#ji chang wook#im se mi#kdrama#local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#he needs like six ibuprofen pills and a permanent vacation. which he will not get but we're not here to discuss that sh*t we're here#to see this pathetic grudgingly bisexual man suffer at the hands of Hot Person 1 & 2 (wife and boyfriend respectively)
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im not one to usually gaf about character sexuality hcs but when i say naruto is bi/pan i absolutely dont mean in a way that he ever liked hnata/skura btw. i just.. idk i think he has a thing for cold looking, cunty black haired babes regardless of gender. now if that attraction originated from sasuke or not thats a different question
#what im against is those stupid tweets that go like naruto liked dark haired baddies then put sasuke and you-know-who next to each other#like shes not a baddie lets be fr now#only ppl that naruto actually showed attraction to would be haku#that hot woman from that inn or smth and sasuke#but yeah if u read all the hints of internalized homophobia in naruto reading him as gay totally makes sense as well#so i dont like when ppl are like “gotta love how naruto being bi is a universal opinion” bc well its not!#anyway again who gaf that much about sexuality hcs#all that matters at the end of the day is that everyone understands that the ONLY person naruto ever actually loved was sasuke#regardless of whether hes bi or gay#i love narusasu monogamy#text#yeah this was me complaining again im sorry dont mind me#but had to get this out of my priv
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