#everyone is getting pregnant

[lostinsaltburn]

I always knew I'd grow up to be a hero and a small part of me knew it was through writing smut

[maladaptivedaydreamhq]

when i say i'm on my knees

[journal420]

i drew this at work

[gojoest]

pillow talk and lots of belly rubs in the morning with pregnancy freak satoru. he goes down on you once he makes sure the baby in your belly is still sleeping (no signs of kicking). he loves to start his day between your legs. your pregnant pussy smells so, sooo good and tastes even better — the second he wakes up his mouth is already salivating. ​he kisses the inner of your thighs and the lower of your belly — walks you through every single thing he’s about to do to you bc the baby bump gets in the way of your vision. tells you to relax your back against the pillow. that he’ll tell you everything. that he’ll take care of everything

[the-bat-bros]

Daily Nick Robles Appreciation Post (Nightwing Addition.)

THE GASP I GUSPED

Everyone say thank you Nick Robles 🫡

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Continuation of my other post here, the autobots have come close to figuring out that Optimus is the sire but Optimus is way too moral to spark up an subordinate so they don’t look into it more

Skywarp stole the evidence, Ratchet doesn’t notice cause he and Optimus are too busy with the baby for any fun private parties

[oversizedsunhats]

Been getting a lot of Labru mpreg on my dashboard recently so obviously i had to contribute

[bookwyrm-art-stuff]

Just about finished scum villain, which means I'm letting myself take a look at the fandom. I thought I was prepared for this- "I've already experienced TGCF and MDZS, how much worse could this be?"

You fool.

[pokemon-radical-red]

“Tf are you talking about? Trans men aren’t excluded or made fun of in conversations about abortion.”

The conversations:

[rooolt]

have yet to stop thinking about the plane ride to Barcelona, aka the worlds most awkward plane ride in the world. Like who do we think sat together? Did Devon talk to any of them, like is she’s friends with any of the other teens? Did Eli and demetri drag other people into their drama, was demetri very obviously trying to avoid Eli, messing up the assumed plane seating arrangements? Was Robby brooding over his missing girlfriend and her dead mom the whole time? Were Daniel and Johnny still beefing or do we think they tried to save face for the kids? Is there any chance that Miguel and Sam were able to just have a nice time hanging out with each other on the flight or did they get dragged into everyone else’s drama? I’m so obsessed with the logistics of the Barcelona trip, not to mention the flight is like 11 hours long if it’s non-stop. it sounds like the trip from hell

[its-a-me-mango]

Ok fine, TV child be upon thee

I know they're very basic but I love this lil silly TV kid so much already and basically, you can't take them away from me now.

Love this weird TV kid with one parent, Mr Puzzles performed mitosis or something crazy like that to get this lil TV clone. He calls them Jr sometimes, he's always encouraging them to go out and make friends and he shows all the TV shows he's made to them too.

[yuridovewing]

i really hate how the fandom’s excuse for jayfeather’s shitty behavior (and outright medical malpractice in certain cases. looking at the time he refused to help squilf in labour bc he couldnt be bothered and later blamed her for how bad it was) is “well the clan was ableist to him growing up, so fuck them!” ok how does that excuse him screaming at and berating the cats that didnt do any of that. or the babies.

[rockethorse]

The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??

[royaltea000]

This is the best arc ever.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

traumatized dickweeds turn to torturing each other so they can distract from the fact that they both need therapy

[evilkaeya]

btw dazai is a good driver he just chooses not to be