#everyone has secrets and thats kinda funny

[rozadoesart]

I can't believe that the rats not letting Ros and Tubrat explain themselves is what tore the rattic apart

[sharlsworld]

⋆⭒˚.⋆ guilty pleasure - 𝐂𝐋𝟏𝟔 ✴︎

（ 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 ）𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖼 𝗑 𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗁𝗎𝗋𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

（ 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ）𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗉 𝗎𝗉 𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗆

✫ pt. 2 of my best friends brother, this could be read as a stand alone but would make more sense to look at the other smau. the first post is kinda suggestive

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yn

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yn was going through my camera roll, i miss summer so bad

charles_leclerc first

charles_leclerc I remember that week was absolute hell I felt like a teenage boy going through puberty

⤷ arthur_leclerc ew is that why you wouldn’t play chicken with us??? y/n wanted to play so bad then you ran away. you sicko what a perv

⤷ charles_leclerc It’s not funny arthur and I don’t know why you would suggest musical chairs on a fucking boat but that was horrible she sat on my lap and I almost creamed my pants right there

⤷ arthur_leclerc No one wants to know that you fuckin perv 🤮🤮 #lockcharlesup

⤷ charles_leclerc stop calling me a sicko and a perv just because she’s younger then me. i’ll purple nurple you arthur.

⤷ arthur_leclerc I’ll shave all your hair off when you’re asleep. You sleep like a rock you won’t feel a thing.

⤷ charles_leclerc I’ll shave your eyebrows off then you cunt

⤷ yn ok let’s stop there 😊

⤷ charles_leclerc Whatever you say bébé

francisca.cgomes hottie 😍😍🤤

carlossainz55 Who’s that cutie in the last slide?

⤷ alex_albon I thought we had a connection…we went on a coffee date carlos 😔

⤷ carlossainz55 Shhh look away baby, he has attachment issues…you’re the one I come home to every day 😘

⤷ yn ally 🏳️‍🌈 now get this gay fest out of my comment section

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charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc y/n via jade’s instagram story

lorenzotl Wrong account?

arthur_leclerc is this meant for what i think it’s meant for?

jade_distinguinn Ummm???

lando charles marc hervé perceval leclerc do you run a fan page for your little brothers best friend? OMG IM GONNA GO FIND IT SHUT UP

georgerussell63 Ah, you’re one of us

⤷ danielricciardo NO WAY I FUCKING CALLED IT THIS IS SO CRAZY YOU LIAM ALEX AND LANDO OWE ME 300 BUCKS IM GONNA BE RICH

⤷ liamlawson30 you’re already rich?

⤷ danielricciardo Shut up and venmo me my money cunt

danielricciardo THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

arthur_leclerc OMG YOU RUN A FUCKING FAN ACCOUNT FOR Y/N THIS IS SO AMAZING WHATS THE USERNAME PLEASE

alex_albon this is tewww good drop the user king

leclerc_pascale Charles how long has this been going on?

pierregasly NO WAY BRO YOUR LIFE IS OVER

maxverstappen1 Absolute gold, this is pure cinema. Keep it up mate 🥳😂

lando SHUT UP ARE YOU CHARLESLOVESYN???

⤷ liamlawson30 NO WAY I FUCKING LOVE THAT ACCOUNT BRO

⤷ alex_albon I always wondered how they were always so quick to update

⤷ georgerussell63 Omg no way I stalk that account every night before bed

⤷ danielricciardo SHUT UP AND VENMO ME MY MONEY YOU GUYS PLEASUHHHHH

arthur_leclerc CHARLES TELL US YOUR SECRETS HOW DO YOU MANAGE A SUCCESSFUL FANPAGE WHILE BEING A F1 DRIVER??? 🎤🎤🎤

yn awhhh charles baby you’re so sweet

⤷ arthur_leclerc WTF THATS SO CREEPY??? ITS BEEN GOING SINCE 2021 THATS WHEN YOU TURNED 18????

⤷ yn don’t be mean arthur it’s sweet

⤷ arthur_leclerc oh my gosh you poor thing he’s brainwashed you 💔

⤷ yn stop being mean or i’ll post that one picture of you for everyone to see

⤷ arthur_leclerc 🤐

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charleslovesyn

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charleslovesyn l’amour de ma vie ❤️

estiebestie omg she looks so pretty where did you get this from??

⤷ charleslovesyn my camera roll??

⤷ estiebestie oh!

⤷ estiebestie OHHHHHH

lando I FOUND IT IM FASTER THEN THE FUCKING FBI THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE

⤷ danielriccardo Bruh send me my money

⤷ lando are you going broke or something damn

maxverstappen1 How do you have 70k followers

⤷ alex_albon this is THE y/n fan page max

yn sweet babyyy i love you

⤷ pierregasly Wow you two are a different level of down bad for each other

leclerc_pascale Well, at least it’s a successful fan account son ❤️

arthur_leclerc If I speak…

⤷ yn shut up arthur you burned your neck with my curling iron and told everyone it was a hickey

⤷ arthur_leclerc Oh my goshhh why would you say that 😔

⤷ yn quit being mean to charles he’s feeling very overwhelmed right now

⤷ arthur_leclerc sorry i forgot he can’t focus on anything but you anymore 😒

⤷ yn you still watch moana whenever we finish watch a scary movie

⤷ arthur_leclerc y/n stopppppp

lance_stroll Bros really been playing hard to get when he’s been running a fan page since 2021

⤷ yn shut up maple licker go hug a moose or something

⤷ yn omg i’m sorry lance i just wanted to say that but i don’t know anyone else who’s canadian 😿

⤷ lance_stroll you’re gucci queen don’t fret

georgerussell63 What a time to be alive

⤷ danielriccardo Oh so you can comment on charles’ fan page for his gf but not venmo me my money I won fair and square??

⤷ georgerussell63 Give me a minute I’m still riding on the high of this whole thing

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charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc and what about it

francisca.cgomes King behavior honestly

alex_albon period

arthur_leclerc Okay tone the attitude down queen charles

⤷ yn 😐 have you learned nothing or do want me to tell everyone the time you peed yourself cause you got excited when you seen adele…last year

⤷ arthur_leclerc ain’t no way you just said that bruh 😓 i remember when you used to defend me like this when charles would be mean to me 😔

georgerussell63 Don’t ever let them shame the fan girl out of you ✊ we’re in this 4life

carlossainz55 Yesss queen show your true self

lilymhe I wish Alex would make a fan page for me too…guess he doesn’t love me 😔

⤷ alex_albon I literally tried and you told me no.

⤷ lilymhe BECAUSE YOU MADE A GOSSIP PAGE

⤷ alex_albon JUST SAY YOU HATE ME GOSH

danielricciardo i’m still waiting for my money…

⤷ lando we’re sending it damn 😒

⤷ georgerussell63 Do you need it for rent or something jeez…

⤷ alex_albon seriously you already blew through your savings or what??

⤷ liamlawson30 don’t worry bud, i sent you a little extra. get yourself something nice ❤️

⤷ danielricciardo You sent me 1 extra dollar…

⤷ liamlawson30 send that shit back then damn, everyone’s so ungrateful these days 😒

⤷ danielricciardo Hell nah I’m keeping that shit

[mxqdii]

nott into you - m.s

pairings: nott reader x mattheo riddle

summary: reader's brother is theodore nott and develops feelings for his best friend mattheo

warning(s): drinking, brief makeout drugs.

not proofread

FRIDAY:

my hands tangled in his hair, the smell of his cologne and cigarettes filling my senses, everything just feels right.

it's funny how a week can change everything.

okay! i know this looks really wrong, but i can explain.. let's go back to where this all started, monday.

-1 WEEK PRIOR.-

MONDAY:

i sit in potions, bored as ever at snapes lesson, feeling eyes on me.

i look over seeing mattheo riddle staring, which isn't totally weird, considering we've been friend's since first year, just abnormal.

this time it's different though, like some weird tension in the air, i feel as if red smoke is filling my lungs and calling out mattheo's name.

snapping out of it, i clear my throat and focus my attention onto the horribly boring, lesson

the class ends sooner than later and i take my time to collect my stuff, not noticing mattheo waiting for me.

i head to the door and meet eyes with him

"waiting for me, riddle?" i question and his lips curl upwards

"i might be, walk with me will you?" he asks and i nod, following wherever he's going.

"i noticed you staring" i mumble

"yeah and i noticed you drooling" he says and i scoff

"you think too highly of yourself riddle" i professed

"mmh i'm not so sure about that, have you met your brother?" he adds on and i realize

my brother, shit.

this flirty banter shouldn't even be happening right now, considering if theo saw he would absolutely loose his shit.

"yeah thats theo, uh- anyways i gotta go, nice talking to you riddle!-" i say in a rush, walking the other direction.

TUESDAY:

i hear the door open and look up seeing pansy, i'm currently in the slytherin common room working on some extra homework.

"hey" she says, plopping down next to me

"hey pans whats up?" i ask, putting my books down.

"okay so, i know this is a long shot.. buuuttt, there's a party tomorrow and before you say no just please please think about going!" she says the last part really fast and i laugh

"who's throwing it?" i question and she squints her eyes

"we are..?" she mumbles and my eyes widen

"pansy what!?!" i yell

"okay i know it seems bad, but some first years accidentally heard me saying how slytherin parties are the best and one thing led to another and all of a sudden i had to prove it was true and now everyones expecting a party tomorrow night and i need your help!" she rambles and i sigh

"fine."

later that day, i cross paths with mattheo again.

who cares what my brother thinks or wants for me, it's my life.

"hey mattheo, sorry about yesterday" i say with a smile and he nods

"don't worry about it sweetheart" the name makes my cheeks flush.

we kinda just stand there looking into eachothers eyes for a moment, i'm not sure how it was, but i definitely looked full of lust.

he moves closer to my ear, whispering

"you're drooling again"

i roll my eyes throwing in a, "you wish"

WEDNESDAY:

the party is all set up, and it took HOURS.

me and pansy had to rush right when classes ended to get everything ready

we're supposed to start the party in an hour but before doing that, me and my friendgroup decided to have a little fun

me, pansy, theo, mattheo, draco, enzo and blaise decided to play a friendly game of truth or dare before letting anyone else in.

"y/n" enzo says and i let out a shakey breath, not noticable enough for anybody to hear though.

"yes enzo?" i respond, eyeing him in anticipation

"what'a a dirty secret you've been hiding lately?" he asks and i smirk

maybe i could fuck with these people in a way that wouldn't expose me, but in a way... would?

"well enzo, so glad you asked. recently there has been someone catching my eye... someone who's off limits, someone i'm not allowed to touch, you could call it forbidden, but i prefer the term secrecy." i say with a smug smile, avoiding any and all eye contact with mattheo

before anyone has time to say anything, the clock chimes and the doors to the common room open, the room flooding with people from all different houses.

the rest of the night was kinda a blur, except for the end of it.

i'm too drunk to even function right now, feeling vulnerable and anxious.

god this is why i don't go to parties.

"hey beautiful" a random gryffindor says and i make a face of disgust

"jus' leave me alone" i say in hopes of peace, turning around to walk away, but instead he grabs my wrist.

i turn back to look at him seeing the no-good look on his face

"oh no" i mumble

"are you gonna like.. do bad thing's to me" i ask

i'm never drinking again i feel like an idiot.

"you just consented to it so i might as well huh baby?" he says and i groan.

"i actually have a-" without thinking i grab someones hand, anyone to get me out of this situation would be great

"mattheo?" i say looking up, seeing its him who i grabbed

well, i was going to say boyfriend but mattheo works too.

the gryffindor boy's expression quickly changes from being in control to being scared shitless.

i'm too hazy to even feel right, not paying attention to the bickering mattheo is doing, the way he's absolutely screaming at this boy.

my hand tugs mattheos arm, causing him to look down at me

"mattheo please- just get me out of here" i say, leaning onto his arm.

fuck i'm not supposed to feel like this

THURSDAY:

the last thing i remember, is mattheo dragging me out of that party.

i think he was carrying me? or was it theo? i don't really remember.

i turn over, opening my eyes seeing mattheo next to me

what the fuck.

"g'morning princess" he says and i wince, feeling the light hit my face.

"what time is it?" i ask and see him look over to his bedside table

"like 10" he says and my eyes widen as much as they can.

"it's thursday mattheo we have class!' i yell, attempting to get up

his arm lightly pushes me down

"you need to rest, do you remember what happened last night?" he asks and i shake my head

"you were drugged and you passed out." he mumbles and my eyes widen

"who the fuck drugged me??" i exclaim

"i don't know" he says and i sigh, thinking about last night trying to remember anything i can.

i don't even realize how close me and mattheo are, the way he's shirtless and the way the sun hits his eyes, his morning voice, his soft sheets.

i look down seeing me in his shirt and i quirk an eyebrow which he notices

"no don't worry uh- pansy changed you not me" he reassures and i smile.

the rest of the day we end up just talking and laughing in his dorm, only leaving for food and water.

i gotta admit, it is awfully suspicious me leaving with him last night and waking up in his dorm, now us ditching and spending the whole day together.

but like i said before, i don't care what my brother thinks.

FRIDAY:

i'm currently getting lectured by snape for missing class and i can't help but let my mind wander to mattheo

lately, thats been all my mind is full of.

the tension has been getting thicker and my desire for him has been getting needier.

i need to tell him.

i rush out of snapes lecture as soon as he's finished, rushing to the common room.

what am i even doing, i'm being way too impulsive right now, it's fine i only live once, i have to do this. i tell myself

i reach the common room and run upstairs, knocking on mattheos dorm frantically

he opens the door and i smile, suddenly feeling all of my words leave my mind, going completely blank

then i remembered, i dont need words to tell him what i need.

without thinking, i grab his cheek and kiss him, it definitely caught him by surprise, but it did for me too.

without breaking the kiss, he leads me inside and closes the door, pinning me against it.

my hands tangled in his hair, the smell of his cologne and cigarettes filling my senses, everything just feels right.

an abrupt knock interrupts us, mattheos hand covering my mouth

"dude come on, snape is pissed you missed class and his lecture, we gotta go" a voice comes from the other side of the door.

fuck, it's my brother.

a/n: let me know if u guys want a part 2<3

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

the lack of cater content is kinda funny and scary at the same time😭

thoughts abt him? heck do u even think abt this ginger??

I do like Cater and it is a shame he isn't more popular! I blame it on how he's written and underutilized. Seriously, sometimes he's just there or overused for sillies. He's a very complex character who never gets to shine, especially with that sorta depression.

And theres all sortsa lil tidbits there. Like he's Older than Vil (imagine him Jack and Vil playing together once as kids). He's one of the ones that's more openly implied to be Bi in JPN.

He wasn't in the book as much, but when he was there, he felt more real than the game and was memorable. Closer to the JPN version. Seriously, he says some silly shit. But there is a scene where Yuuya and the Dumbass Trio all have a sleepover and Cater, despite the jokes, says he wishes he could go. (How much of a joke is it? He want to feel like he means something. He wants a friend.)

He is a people pleaser to the extreme! Imagine that potential.

****

You and Cater are at the skatepark, sitting on a ledge as the sun goes down, catching your breaths. He smiling genuinely and laughing a bit before leaning back and relaxing, a more casual expression on him now. One thats Cater.

You're the only one who truly knows. Only one he can open up to. I mean he was nearing a breaking point, he needed someone to talk to and you were just so persistent.

Tomorrow, he will have to do it all over again, and he feels so exhausted. He takes a breath in and sigh, frowning just a bit.

"You don't have to keep acting for others, you know?"

Cater just gives a smile, and you already know what it means. It was a feeble attempt really, these things take time. He appreciates it, he really does, but he's not ready for that yet. All he knows is Cay-Cay and to change that is cray-cray! So can you please just hold his heart a little longer before you leave him too?

Of course you can Ramshackle Prefect! It's your job to help others! You can keep up the balancing act for another friend, especially one as close as him. You can hold everyone's heart but your own, being pulled each way and swaying so you don't tip over and break them.

You also put on an act. One that no one, not even Jamil, or Azul, or Leona has seen through. One that not even your closest friends, not even Grim, has seen through. It's practically who you are at this point and it's maddening, so of course you get it.

How hypocritical of them. They're sorry Cater.

***

Anyways yeah please give this card more meaningful screentime and Trey too. He isn't some little softie he is a secret menace.

[1didofest]

1D I Do Fest - Masterpost 2024

Thank you to everyone who supported the fest and to all the authors who gifted us with these wonderful stories.

Twist of Fate by @freakingmeout28 / freakingmeout

Some marriages don't start with love… When his parents tell Harry that they expect him to marry Louis Tomlinson he's more than just against it, he hates them for thinking it would magically solve all his problems and make him their dream son. Louis on the other side isn't keen to marry someone like Harry either, but since it's his only way to save his family's name, he goes for it. Against their own will they get married and are sent on a honeymoon together where they don't have a chance to avoid each other. Their marriage doesn't start with love, but while Louis helps Harry fighting his alcohol addiction they find something in the other that they both needed. Through trials and tribulations, their bond strengthens, transcending the confines of tradition to blossom into a profound love story of resilience and redemption. A story for the 1D I Do fest, a very free interpretation of the following prompt: Arranged marriage, enemies to lovers, preferably larry, forced proximity. Sent on a honeymoon but it’s at the room in the Maldives thats in the middle of the ocean only accessed by boat. Featuring sharing of beds, secret pining, awkward morning wood, arguments but you cannot escape the other.

Guess What by @elmeiko88 / Elmeiko88

Harry should have done a better job of checking out the restaurant where he had decided to get down on one knee.

We Should Be Shooting For Them Stars Of Gold by @babyhoneyheslt / babyhoneyhslt

To make his dream of becoming a tour photographer come true, Harry reluctantly agrees to marry his annoying ex. Louis Tomlinson might be a big name in the music industry, but his reputation needs some polish. Neither of them expects this to end well, but maybe a two week honeymoon in the Maldives can change everything.

Who would have guessed? by SweetieR

“So why don’t we just shag?” “Like what? Like an enemies with benefits kinda shit?” blue eyes lit up in amusement, “Is that even a thing?” Harry shrugged. “It could be.” “But they always end up married when that happened in movies.” Louis made a face, clearly disgusted at the idea. “Don’t worry Louis,” Harry said, shaking his head in amusement. “I’m never ever gonna marry you.” “Trust me, the feeling is very mutual, Styles.” and then, “You’re only like an advanced sex toy.” Harry laughed at that, a genuine laugh. “Look at that.” he elbowed him, “We’re already agreeing on something.” Or - Prompt 2 / “It’s funny how I said I’d never marry you but here we are.”

he bought a ring (and he found the one) by @thefootnotes / whateverthecalamity

All Harry has ever wanted was the big white wedding with someone he loves; and he thinks he’s finally landed on it. That is, until a certain pair of bright blue eyes are looking up from the back of the chapel. Or the one where Harry Styles is looking for marriage, Louis Tomlinson is looking for closure, and both find something unexpected.

If I could Fly by @super--noah / SuperNoah

Just around the one year anniversary of their fake getting back together date, and what most people believe is their three year anniversary Louis has planned to pop the big question for real. It's his first evening off in several weeks and him and Harry had a date night planned. Plans change when Louis returns home to see Harry looking stressed about going out. Even if the evening has a few more non-happy tears than planned, the question is asked and answered. Which is how Harry and Louis ends up spending the summer holidays arguing over colours and food choices. Disagreements, hardship and tears eventually leads to I Do's and more, but very welcome, tears.

[blacklegsanjiii]

Laying something new out for ya here... This is just a silly AU

But AU with a girl sanji who is very androgynous because 1. Those suits hide her curves very well and she isnt that big chested 2. She has short hair because she likes it better then that but also one time when she was like 10 Zeff accidentally fucked her hair up and she had to go short- and the style just kinda stuck. 3. She has a deeper voice that can pass as a higher guys voice because of the smokes And 4. Canon sanjis behavior is already a fine mix between masculine and feminine so its not that suprising

So when she joines the strawhats none of them fucking know she's not actually a guy and she also just... Doesnt bother mentioning it to them (i kinda love the idea that SANJI also doesnt realise that they dont know, theyre all idiots)

So when they give her a tour of the ship and point to a bed in the mens bunks saying thats her bed she doesnt even blink an eye, she's spend like 10 years around guys at the baratie and sleeping around them is something she's familiar with

And bathing, we all know besides nami robin and sanji the rest barely shower and when they do they just miss each other

Idk just seemed like a funny idea and wanted to hear your thoughts!! When do you think they would realise and how would if play out 🤔 also how longer it plays out how funnier 😭

That's...that would be her luck. That's so funny.

She let Zeff cut her hair once when she was younger and cried afterwards because he cut way too high and had to deal with the emotional fall out of that because it reminded Sanji of her mom's. It's easier to maintain so she just keeps it short. Zeff is surprised she still lets him cut it but he guesses it's already short so he can't fuck it up much more. She wears suits and as she grows up as one of the guys and while she has her own room it's not much and she still has to get used to waking up shitty men in their bunk room because they're running late to prep and shit.

Between, the hair, the suits, the smoker's voice, and the barely A cups she has she's so androgynous. The regulars know, Mihawk who's had her cook his food and serve his wine and Garp who is passing through. After Sanji joins the crew and they defeat Arlong and Sanji is being shown around she doesn't care and just flops in a bunk to sleep. Maybe Sanji doesn't notice at first because she's mostly called Black Leg but she's being referred to as a boy, is being sent to the boy's quarters, is being called mister. She just shrugs it off as it keeps happen.

When they get the Thousand Sunny Sanji still doesn't move into the women's room, there's just more room in the mens room so she's in there, doesn't question it still. When she's in Kamabakka and going through bridal training Ivankov calls her candy boy she is straight up frowning at them and asking what they mean. She's a girl. She gets like B cups after the TS and Ivankov has tried to convince her to stuff her bra or something. She grows her hair out to shoulder length. I think it'd still be hilarious if after the TS no one still knows until Zou/WCI/Wano.

Like on Zou Sanji doesn't confirm or deny anything just promises she'll come back. Everyone is confused about the Princess thing and so when they go get her. She's in dresses through out all of WCI and during the escape as Judge is shit talking her and Luffy is confused about Judge saying all the best things about her and calling her a girl? Sanji says she is a girl, has been since she was born. Chopper knew but didn't disclose it because he thought Sanji was trying to keep it a secret. In Wano it's Luffy running around to all his crew calling Sanji a princess and a girl and has been the whole time they've been sailing.

They're all staring at Sanji, dressed like the men in her yukata as she stares back and tries to get them to answer why none of them except for Chopper knew. She thought she was in the men's room because of her smoking, did she actually have to be in there? Nami and Robin assure her she can move to the women's room. Nami is very excited to play dress up.

[hvstias]

very very random valorant headcanons part ?? but im tired so this one might be a lil ooc

u can see wingman wandering around the hq without gekko sometimes, pretty much everyone got used to it but deadlock still doesn't like being around his buddies so she kinda freaked out when she saw him in the kitchen at 3 am for the first time lmao

chamber and cypher unironically watch football matches like those dads together

fade is actually color blind but only cypher and neon know it (cypher took a wild guess and neon found out after fade said some shit like i like ur purple shirt very tiredly and she was like?? WDYM PURPLE)

viper can cook pretty well but lives off those mexican & chinese take outs when she's not in hq and sage is very very concerned about it

skye found out abt some of those secret couples before brim removed the no fraternization rule only because she wakes up at 4 am for her morning runs and those idiots CONVENIENTLY always sneak out at that time ijbol

harbor is a wife material. could be a grown ass man with powers but he is also a babygirl AND wife material

younger agents once tried to convince omen that he's actually an octopus and viper did not find it funny

deadlock and breach have their own scheduled movie nights but those fuckers only watch slasher and horror movies (inspired by a fanart but i cant find it 😭)

neon and jett occasionally steal phoenix and yoru's jackets for shit and giggles

reyna visits her sister after every mission

phoenix has no alcohol tolerance and thats how jett and yoru managed to make a whole FOLDER full of his drunk shenanigans

kj bought raze a matching beanie for her birthday and she keeps it in her room so it doesnt get accidentally destroyed by her explosives

brim has really fucked up old man knees

phoenix and yoru will exchange ‘your mom’ jokes when when they're too tired to continue their usual banter after rough missions

sova unintentionally does thee the dad clap and its loud as fuck he could literally wake up a dying man with that

kay/o and omen occasionally try to act like humans and its hilarious

u can find astra in the kitchen at midnight because my girl is a nightowl and cooks when she's bored

jett can watch any kind of horror & sci-fi movies without flinching but NOT zombies. she came across a freaky clip of the walking dead when she was a kid once and is still traumatized

gekko is a comic nerd, no i will not elaborate

[spookberry]

I love your interpretation for spectra character. I never got to read her diary but from what i seen her character is a bitch but the web show and movie toned it down

Thank you!!! She has this tone of voice to her that I think you can take in two ways. One way is to take her honestly, thats shes just kind of dumb and doesn't understand the consequences of posting peoples secrets all over the internet(the take the shows/movies go for because its easier to teach kids lifelessons this way probs), but so often she says things that imply she doesnt really like her classmates which caused me to read her obliviousness as more intentional.

Like actually her diaries are kinda fucked she like hates everyone its so funny. Like she calls her friends names(tho theyre pretty juvenile cuz its all for kids) implying Operetta is annoying, the fearleaders are all posers, and shes just in general such a shit stirrer, reporting on things without even Half the information, just cuz.

She doesn't like Ghoulia at first either and makes some rude comments about her which read as kinda ableist. But then Ghoulia pulls out a newspaper about her death(at least i think thats the implication) and Spectra cries super hard about it, kinda iconic of Ghoulia.

[tf2-incorrect-quotes]

MY TF2 FURRY HEADCANONS 💥💥[LONG POST]

NOTE: PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT IN CANON THESE ARE A BUNCH OF GROWN MEN IN THE 60S AND NATURALLY THIS WILL HAVE SOME LEVEL OF OOC CONTENT. HOWEVER TRUST MY BEAUTIFUL MIND. I WILL GROW SOMETHING GOOD IN THIS GARDEN. THE DIFFERING COLORS ARE FOR LEGIBILITY AND NOT TO SHOW WHAT TEAM.

SOLDIER : soldier does not know what a furry is. he has a fursuit. he calls it his battle armor. its awful. it reeks. its handmade. possibly made using real fur. hes infamous at every con in the country. hes banned at the one in teufort. he uses his suit to blend in with the other con-attendees because he thinks they are actual, real anthropomorphic animals. he identifies heavily with his fursona and draws it frequently. PYRO : pyro SCOUT : hates them with a passion but if you ask him why he just says 'i dunno.. i just think its kinda weird'. probably out of some desperation for peer approval. but also at the same time itd be really funny if he just didnt care. pick your poison DEMO : demo is like "aye thats a wee bit odd" and then gets in an argument with scout about what his fursona would be because scout is like "with your halloween costumes i thought youd love being drawn as a hyena" (its a maned fox) and then he gives a long drunken (argument goes on for a long time) speech about why hed be . like. a cu-sith or something. ('those things aint even real' 'yes they fuckin are mate ive seen one with me own eye') . if he actually saw someone in a fursuit depending on sobriety and their sona he either wouldnt really care because people can have hobbies or he would start acting buddy buddy because he mistook it for the wulver HEAVY : heavy doesnt really care for that kinda stuff. doesnt see the point in wearing animal suits unless you are camoflaging among the bears in the siberian wilderness in order to get their meat without gaining the attention of the mother. pyro draws him a fursona once and hes like . mm. good. because bears are large and honorable creatures. SNIPER : sniper is a man who lives alone in a camper van whos job is sitting still all day. he would be a furry. see my vision boy. itd be some weird animal too like a reptile or something. he wouldnt be loud and proud about it. he dreams scout finds out in the way a bully finds out about the protagonists dark secret in a high school drama movie and then tells everyone else and then they kill him with hammers and he wakes up in a cold sweat. ENGINEER : engie doesnt bash it because hes glad folks have their hobbies and he can admire the creative skill and ability of the community. pyro draws him as a beaver sometimes (non anthropomorphic, just a beaver with a hardhat, goggles and overalls) and he doesnt mind and it starts becoming his favourite animal because of that. i dont think he'd ever really directly identify with the community though. probably calls them 'furbies' from time to time because he forgets the word. SPY : spy thinks theyre all degenerate freaks and is happy to loudly claim this. he has several incredibly expensive suits and attends cons frequently. hes been here for years. he tries to sneak around it and deny anything to do with them but the team Knows. they all know. MEDIC : i honestly didnt know for him. other mod suggested he has an awful flesh homunculus fursuit that lives and breathes on its own. you crawl inside and its sticky and wet and warm and pulses. doesnt even have anything to do with the subculture.

[spacehostilityy]

rewatching the OVAs (netflix s2)

low key one of my fave intros art wise (we all know howling by granrodeo is my fave intro song lol) like the suits !! are so !! cute!!!

and this frame is adorable !!

I love the search for hawk sm theyre all so fucking cute

Meliodas casually dropping “you are my purpose in life” to Elizabeth like a month after they met is INSANE. Bc from his side, makes sense. Fell in love when they were young from opposite sides of a war, risked everything to be together, have been finding and losing each other for 3000 years. But from her side, he is a cool guy she has a crush on (who is at least 15ish years older than her) who she might have known as a child. He also just described her as his entire life’s purpose. Like bro THATS CRAZYYY

Seeing Meliodas destroy the horn of cernunos is such a badass moment to me. The way he responds to her taunting with direct action and violence rather than his usual merciful beating around the bush. My favorite Mel moments are when he is using his silly goofy little guy façade and suddenly has to drop it. This is when we see a glimpse of who he was when leading the 10 commandments: arrogant, powerful, and constantly full of rage

it just so happens that arrogant, powerful, and constantly full of rage are my most prized qualities in any character

WAIT HOLY SHIT IS THE “HEINOUS SIN” MELIODAS IS CONSIDERING THAT THE GODDESS SAYS WILL DRIVE EVERYONE HE LOVES AWAY REFERRING TO HIS PLAN TO BECOME THE DEMON KING ?!?!?!?

THAT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE AND ADDS LOWKEY A TON CHARACTER MOTIVATION TO EVERYTHING ELSE MEL DOES FROM HERE ON OUT

maybe everyone knew this and im late to the game but damn that would be so cool

im pretty sure ban switches out his red leather for the long burgundy coat is bc he keeps getting stabbed front to back and the coat has a hole in the back so the weapon wont tear it lolll😭

i feel like their faces (esp meliodas’s) look a tiny bit janky in the OVAs

once again appreciating the intro 😌

They’re so fucking cute !!

Merlin and Ban clearly don’t rlly like each other much yet and it’s so funny to me

Like these are Meliodas’s closest friends and they just kinda annoy each other a lot

it’s like fuckin icarly

Gustav: the captain and one of his fellow sins going one on one? We might neve see something like this again!

hahahahaha nooo. i mean gustav didn’t, he’s dead. but the rest will el ol el

Gil is the biggest dork to ever live and howzer is concerned. Mans is crying at watching them fight and howzer is just like … ok ??

Bartra: where the fuck is my daughter

his daughter: literally watching a cage fight

MELIODAS RIPS OFF BAN’S FUCKING ARM AND SMACKS HIM WITH IT AHSDBFKSKFSDHFFK LOLLLL

theyre literally the cutest

bestiesss (boyfriends)

every one of these bitches is a fucking alcoholic

ban’s whole character is that he’s a depressed, violent alcoholic and I love him

my horrible secret is that im skipping through a lot of ova 3 bc im just not a kiane girlie😔

i do love diane tho she so babygirl

nakaba’s not even thinly veiled size kink strikes again. Seriously, i can fuck with it, but its so funny that every single main ship has a significant/abnormal height difference

hendy and dreyfus are so gay for each other im genuinely surprised it’s not canon

like look at this scene and tell me something lgbt is not happening here

omg my pfp !!

Howzer’s dad is such a dick i love it

Meliodas using the sugar spoon to full counter is literally so fucking cute, i love when they have to use dumb weapons

but also vivian lost to a tiny spoon hehe

bet gil regrets not killing vivian after she kidnaps and permanently fucks up his son ahaha🥲

Merlin being fucking terrifying saying that vivian should have realized that she is a monster is why im gay

Meanwhile Meliodas:

I love when his face does that he’s so baby

KASDBFKLHDFNWDKF GIL, HOWZER, AND GRIAMOR ALL BEGING HORNY ABT “MATURE WOMAN” MERLIN

anyway time to start season 2!!

[haethyre]

X-Men 97 Thoughts

My personal opinions

Okay. So I grew up with X-men The Animated Series. It was one of my fave shows. It always came on late at night on Toon Disney (at times i shouldnt have been awake LMAO) so it has a special place in my heart. I was very surprised that of all things they decided to "continue" it. So, when I heard about it, I did a full rewatch (even that ungodly last season where quality took a nosedive OOF) Anywhoo! Started and finished 97. Those who know me best know at heart I am a big OG fan of my fandoms and am trepidacious of reboots/even continuation reboots, bc lets be honest most of them are all about stomping on the source material, SO I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed Xmen 97.

You could really see how much they tried to capture the feel of the old show and the characters. The voice replacements were surprisingly well done. (i mean, Wolverine is a little off, but i'll give the guy a break its been like...28 yrs XD ) The animation looks amazing. Even if i'm taking some points off for the hair hfgjhdf haha

Now the storyline.... The elephant in the room. We all know the one. I have been a Romy fan since I was a kid and yes, when I was a young girl in Borders, I did come across the comic that showed the RoguexMagneto storyline. I hated it then and I hate it now. Its just...weird. (Again, my opinions. If you like it, power to you. Enjoy, but its not for me and this post isn't for you) but its even weirder in the show, and ill tell you why. As a Marvel comic reader, I'm well acquainted with the fact that everyone gets with everyone. That is just a trope of Marvel comics. All ships of imaginable and unimaginable proportions happen. BUT I think when doing this, they really should have thought it through a bit more in context of the show's universe alone . Bc I'll be real, if you're coming in from TAS, this kinda hits you out of nowhere. She had no form of connection with Magneto in the past show. Like....they had a makeshift funeral for him and she didn't even care. She was just worried about Gambit being stuck in space. So, their "secret" just seems so random and out of place. I do like that it was used for her to understand fully her feelings for Gambit, but man was it frustrating to see him just killed off when he was one of the best characters.(even if it was really well done and the animation, again, was amazing)

There's talk of him coming back as "Death" which is a storyline I'm not familiar with but I also heard talk of the original showrunner idealizing a timeline where Rogue and Magneto have kids....so... IDK It all just left me a bit frustrated and disheartened bc Romy was like one of my earliest ships before i knew ships were a thing. To see what happened to it made me sad, even if it could be part of a long game to get them to their HEA. (and thats always an if bc we don't know, even if the original guy isn't in charge anymore)

Other things that bugged me a little but not too much. Gonna bring up Morph. I love Morph. They were always a fave and they went through so much to finally be back on the team again. I really don't understand why they changed their character design tho? I read it was to make Morph look more like the character changeling from the comics but this is again something that doesnt make sense coming out of TAS bc Morph always had that other appearance throughout the entire show. I mean...it could have at least been explained... Also, as far as the feelings for Wolverine, i kinda found it funny XD bc in TAS, it always seemed like it was the other way around jkhfgjkdfh Wolverine was so attached to Morph and wouldn't let 'em go. That being said, I kinda wish they didn't go this route if its only meant to be unrequited and sad. AGAIN. I know. Marvel is all about unrequited drama jfhdkjfdh but hasn't Morph been through enough??? That being said, I love the ship even though I know its doomed. Wolverine is the worst person to be down bad for tho. Mans falls in love at the drop of a hat fhghdfjhsd

Other than these couple things, I really loved the show. Some people said "why are they shoving so much story into such a short amount of time" XD The storyteller in me would like to agree but i will be honest, there is nothing more like Xmen TAS than smooshed storylines jkdfhfkjds with random one-off eps in between. XD So, I was fine with it.

I liked the conclusion with Scott and Jean, as messy as it was. The family fun time was a pleasure to watch.

Xavier and Magneto. They really highlighted their messy, but still devoted relationship from the original series, so that was nice to see. I was glad to see him back in the red suit LMAO bc the one he was wearing all season was weird for me.

I loved Jubilee's journey, and it was cool that they brought Alyson Court back for that one episode.

I was very pleased overall that they didn't tone things down and since censors are different these days, they could show more stuff they couldn't in the 90s. So, I am looking forward to more seasons (and pleeeeease for the love of god give Romy back to me i am begging)

[j2zara]

my friend who isnt on starbreaker tumblr but is obsessed w the clones and jaceporter said that we should put the clones in a band so i have some ideas to run by you:

j2 on vocals and guitar, obviously. hes the songbird, he's the most talented out of them

j4 on bass. she gives off bass playing girlfriend vibes. bass players are also the ones who fuck the most <3

j3 on drums. relegated to the background as usual but the band wouldnt work w/o him

i'm fascinated to know there are people i will never meet who like the clones. Sad (for me) that ur friend isn't interested in joining the circle of perverts but as ppl who have nuclear launch codes to each others psyches i get it.

ANYWAY. The clones in a band. I've never put like thought thought into it but like the want literally crossed my mind like every fuckin day. I keep joking the Jaces (i think jaceprime should get in on it too!) should be in a band so that they can angrily sing The Chain at each other live. But YEAH this is such a good configuration.

J2 our little songbird!!!!!! And everyone is like "well in order to make it you just have to have some sort of It Factor and. Bluejay has the It Factor" (J3 is so so so fucking normal about this). Meanwhile people who are really into them are like "i get Bluejay is the artist but J4 is the secret sauce and the heartbeat that really makes all of it tick. She's the one who has real instincts about this stuff and really punches everything up. Without her they would be so generic and would not have the same longevity". (J3 is. Slightly better about this but is still so so so so so so so so so so fucking normal about this, too)

I think J2 and J4 get into a lot of fights about creative differences, even tho j2 is usually such a Goodboy this means so much to him and i do think he has a strong creative voice and J4's instincts are so the opposite. (in that. Her instincts are so Jade Victorious coded in that she wants to dump a bucket of stageblood on her audience). AND J2 doesn't do it on purpose but he's like. So so so so so so bad about parasocial boundaries. He's like. These are my friends who i love so so so much :'). We couldn't have done this without you. meanwhile J4 shaves her head and bleaches it and comes out in a wig like. "just kidding. I know how badly changing my appearance would disappoint my friends. Just kidding again. I'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body" and is like. Honestly borderline hostile to the audience. (the people who like her are kinda into that tho)

Meanwhile J3 is such a workman. People ask "is J3 the best drummer in the world?" and J2 (if he's in a mood) is like "J3 isn't even the best drummer in the band". He's so Ringo Starr coded. In that he's weirdly popular but also nobody takes him seriously. However, he is extremely hot tho which somehow only makes him Lose Cred even more!!!! b/c people are like. Oh only stupid girls would only ever like J3. He's not a serious Artist. His hotness brings down the rep of the entire band which J4 pretends she doesn't care about even tho she wants to be taken seriously but J2 thinks is really annoying. But to be fair, J2 is the one who is concerned with being commercial.

And like. To be fair all of J3's songs are so Octopus's Garden coded but also if Octopus's Garden was not a children's song but maybe more about being on substances. But there is a subtext of like. It would be nice if everything was peaceful and everyone would get along :) in there

I also think like. there's like. j2j3 tension b/c j3 is annoyed b/c J4 is breathing into his mouth every night but like. Only seems to take J2 seriously as a collaborator. J3 can also be George coded if i say so. Paul / john love-hate relationship that broke up the band even tho ringo left first i love you i see you im sorry for talking so fucking much about the beatles i know thats so gouche but i think beatles lore is so funny and also when ppl are like "who would ever like the beatles" my base instinct is to go [john mullaney voice] my mommy so shut the fuck up! Stop calling my mommy dumb.... J3 is also ringo coded in that when there's nothing but constant conflict you start to worry that maybe you're the problem.

[lostinlovingrevery]

Totally!!! Everyone has insecurities (sadly) and hearing it from another person is like a breath of fresh air kinda?? Like you are not alone, while someone struggles with their looks, body weight, acne, breast size, nose, etc, another person is insecure about their personality, how they talk, they wonder if they are funny, annoying, boring, etc.

I wish I wasn’t insecure about myself, I wish no one was, but this thing you do is beautiful, a little request about an insecure reader has a backstory and you writing it is a beautiful act of love, you are amazing Van 💛

You're amazing nonny! You all are!

This was really sweet for you to say <3 and it really gives me a boost to keep going. Most of my life passions has been to support others honestly and the fact that my silly lil fics about the canadian metal man have made people smile is just...astonishing to me. (and lets just mention the fact that said canadian metal man is literally written to be such a loner and a smart ass and grump yet he's SO loved by so many people??? If the stinky (lovingly) man with finger knives, alcoholism, and extreme self loathing can be loved by thousands of people just for both his (Striking good) looks, personality, faults, traits etc...well, just shows that we all probably got a lot of secret admirers out there for ourselves too hm?)

I could go on and on about a topic like this but I'll spare yalls (For now lol)

Let me say this though, I LOVE individuality. Thats why my fics tend to take longer because I'm really trying to pour my heart and soul into making each one special, esp when it comes to requests!

I hope that as time goes on I can grow a better writer and continue expressing how beautiful each and everyone of you are.

[kudzucataclysm]

cyrus complains abt wwz (2013) scene by scene for an unknown amount of words. finally

everyone has to ignore this btw. jsyk

* im dividing this into sections cuz thats how the movie plays out to me. in sections

* i have seen this movie probably like. around 20 times. its so bad and i love hating it

* its always lowkey depressing watching brad pitt in this movie he gives me the energy of like a dog about to be put down

* uuuh what else. oh the book is def better but still has its own problems + wouldve worked better as a fictional documentary limited series of sorts

* im also going by memory so thats fun.

* this is long as fuck. way longer than the days after and 2012 posts, but imo theres so much more to shit on in this movie than those two apparently

* ok here we go

THE FIRST 6 MINUTES

* quite literally 2 straight minutes of a people/nature/climate change/natural disaster montage with news report audio over it. and that fuck ass piano

* ^wendy williams jumpscare

* u know they gotta introduce the wife and kids first. AVERAGE AMERICAN NUCLEAR FAMILY shit. there r STAKES! ONES WE DONT GAF ABT BUT THERE R SOME

* on tv during the breakfast scene theres news reports of like spreading unrest and martial law and immmmm like? its said in a bit that the infection emerged like. a week or two ago so why does nobody here know abt it-

* the traffic scene. the way like theres a random explosion somewhere while everyones sitting there and the motorcycle cop just kinda flies out of nowhere to scream at them and then the garbage truck flies out of nowhere to kill him despite there being wall to wall traffic behind them? when i was 12 this was scary as shit but now every time it happens i giggle uncontrollably

* just the general outbreak of chaos in nyc. i once again ask the question of why tf nobody had heard of this thing until like just now like we got people jumping into the front windshield of cars and nibbling people and jumping off buildings and shit

* NOT EVEN EATING THEM!!! BTW!!!! like if i take the time to sit and think this really isnt even that bad of a “zombie” outbreak like u get ONE bite then they seem to fuck off. maybe one or two but like at least u aren’t getting eaten alive ig LAH MAOW

* also the 10 second infection thing is dumb to me. i dunno i just never liked it like OUGH ok. wtv. not possible…BUT WTV…

* the toy counting couldve been like GROUNDBREAKING or creative in a differently shot movie ig

* philadelphia? or boston? or SOMEWHERE NORTHEAST is absolutely decimated in the span of like what i assume is 3 minutes real time. epic

* dunno where all the smoke is coming from + this movie loves french horns + the military helicopter pilot going “CONTAINMENT FAILED” is funny to me. what containment bruh

NEW JERSEY

* i like how the family narrowly escapes the city and flees via some random stretch of interstate and the traffic is NormalTM LAH MAOW

* idc much for the athsmar plot bit its kinda just here to get us to a new jersey pharmacy in order to show us the Breakdown of Society i suppose

* CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE LIKE ACTUALLY THO? they ditch their vehicle, LEAVING IT OPEN in a chaotic crowd of panicked people like no shot its gonna get stolen BEH BLEH? i dunno what the random guy with the gun in the pharmacy was doing?? but hes cool ig for knowing exactly what the asthmar kid needs and just kinda being there chilling. then the wife gets attacked but jerry saves her and they run out to the ca- NOOO it got stolen. time to flee on foot. through these INFECTED STREETS-

* they run into a random apartment building and theyre just loud asf for no reason in the hallway and its echoing loud as shit

* the immigrant family soooo couldve rode this shit out and survived. how the fuck did the zombies even get into the apartment when the door is locked and barricaded and the family was even quieter than the protagonist’s

* i get that jerry is like a former un investigator or some shit but iiiii dont think the organizations secretary general would be trying to rescue this ONE GUY. theres just?? ONE investigator or something?? jerry pitt isnt special

* its never explained but for some reason if you get like an infected persons blood in yur mouth yur good but if someone bites you yur somehow…not??? lol wtf. pathology who

* if anything this part hammers home how absolutely irrelevant the mc’s family is i genuinely did not give a single fuck abt these kids who have been screaming this entire time

THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER

* once again why is jerry the only one being retrieved-

* the computers and diagrams in the command hq going insane with numbers of infected skyrocketing across the world yet in the span of time thats passed in this movie its only been *checks watch* two days. then the table of scientists arguing about an email being sent out TWO AND A HALF WEEKS PRIOR TO ALL THIS that mentions infected people

* ^ngl. i liked it when the one scientist was like “in the email they mentioned…zombies!!! ☝🏼🤓” and everyone at the table groaned and began shitting on him immediately lol

* jerry gets pissed when the guy in charge of the carrier threatens to throw his family off the boat if he doesnt pull his weight which?? YEAH??? why get mad abt it dude u were brought here to WORK and do INVESTIGATION SHIT

* jerry is essentially getting put in charge of this one virologist who can Figure It Out. the ONE VIROLOGIST who is going to fly into south korea with a seal team to try to investigate the origins of the disease. and this scientist is like…my age?? im pretty sure? hell no lol

* jerry says goobye to his irrelevant fambly and gives them a SATELLITE PHONE TO CONTACT HIM?? WHEN HES FLYING INTO AN ACTIVELY INFESTED AREA FULL OF ZOMBIES??? HE LAYS GROUND RULES BTW!! he says “oh i’ll call u dont call me im working i will call once a day” KFHJDDHHD??? AND THIS LADY DOESNT-

* anyway theres an offhand comment abt how DC has gone dark so the evacuation of the executive and legislative branches r HASHTAG CANCELED. however these guys found the time to rescue the fuckin US constitution LMAOOOO

* this “outbreak” has been ongoing for weeks now. and nobody knew until just yesterday what r we doin y’all

SOUTH KOREA

* fun fact in the book the infection is implied to have come from indochina. there is absolutely no reason whatsoever why they changed this

* anyway so they fly in on a boeing c17?? theres no quieter way to do this apparently but anyway the virologist goes on this little tangent/speech ig about how “mother nature is a serial killer and like serial killers she leaves clues cuz she wants attention HEH and thats how im gonna solve it” and?? no??? this bit always annoys me jfhfhf the writing is like someone trying so hard to sound cool

* they land in their big loud ass c17 cargo plane AT NIGHT so yknow. zombies attack and the virologist (who has been given a loaded gun) gets spooked and

* HE TRIES TO RUN BACK INTO THE PLANE. HE SLIPS AND ACCIDENTALLY FIRES OFF HIS GUN AND SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD LMAOOOO 😭 well FUCK the only guy who can solve this is DEAD NOW time to step tf up jerald

* jerry finally starts doing his job ig when they get into the base and the soldiers stuck in there joke abt the virologist accidentally killing himself. word. and thennn? they showcase like a room full of immolated infected who’s bodies have been mostly reduced to ashes but can still move apparently. eye dee kay

* it’s offhandedly mentioned that ONE soldier wasnt attacked by the infected cuz of a “bum leg”. this will be brought up again later trust

* not the only two black officers asking jerbald abt how st louis and baltimore r doing jfjfjfjf

* theres a CIA officer imprisoned there for some reason and he essentially tells jerry that israel might have answers while pulling out his own teeth with his fucking hand. try doing that yurself real quick. ok now stop thats fucking stupid. then he goes on to claim that north korea pulled out the teeth of all 23 million of its own citizens in order to fight the infected. yeah man ok sure-

* ANOTHER FUN FACT in the book the entire population of north korea straight up disappears in it’s entirety. like. everyone Left Somewhere and everyone else is too scared to go in and investigate cuz cold war booby trappage. its implied that the north koreans fled into a *checks notes* underground bunker city of some kind. yeah. anyway

* he tries to call his wife but theyre in a building ig so the signal is shit but SHE PICKS UP THE CALL! CAN HEAR HIM KINDA GO THROUGH BEFORE HE CUTS THE CALL!!! BTW!!!

* so ok when the plane landed it evidently ran out of fuel or some shit so before jerry can take off one his globetrotting adventure they have to like bike through a thunderstorm and shit which is evidence imo of SOME critical thinking going on in the writers room but alas

* HIS IRRELEVANT WIFE CALLS HIM!!! CUZ SHES BORED!!! AND IT GOES OFF and alerts all the zombies lol

* idr how they attached and detached the fuel line to the 17 but to fill the tank of this behemoth it only took like a minute?? and a soldier got bit and kills himself instantly cuz Sacrifice

* they ESCAPE!! and on the way to their new destination jerry calls his wife back for some reason nfjfjfj imo if i were him i’d be yelling at her like fucking crazy but then a nuke goes off and satellites dont work anymore cuz of that? so the call ends lol

* BOOK FUN FACT TIME AGAIN for soooome? reason india and pakistan end up nuking each other to oblivion while the outbreak/zombie war is happening. idr how many nukes exactly but it was enough to offset the earths climate by decades

* ITS OFF TO ISRAEL

FUCK ISRAEL ONG ALL MY HOMIES HATE ISRAEL

* not even gonna sugarcoat this. this section of the movie AND the book make NO SENSE TO ME.

* in both, israel rescues and helps out the Palestinians and bring them behind the massive wall that theyve somehow built in like?? 20-80 days or something. and haaaaahhhh??? yeah on what fucking planet

* in the book even max brooks writes from the perspective of a palestinian who hates israel who’s family gets rescued by them from the infected so he forgives them??? or like he laments about how wrong he was about them??? yeah. ok max

* anyway jerry brad somehow lands in israel and israel has built the equivalent of like wall fucking maria around the entire(?) territory in a few weeks. theres random tunnels leading out from inside the wall that’s presumably transporting refugees but from WHERE. WE NEVER KNOW. and the entire outside of the wall is just millions of infected. who r not climbing the wall or anything they r kinda just Out There maybe sniffing around a bit and scratching shit. chillin

* im not an architect. im not a military engineer. but ik this deadass would not be possible also ITS IMPLIED??? THAT ISRAEL FUCKING KNEW ABOUT THE INFECTION BEFORE A LOT OF EVERYONE ELSE??? and they just built the wall based on a RADIO MESSAGE FROM INDIA WHERE THEY HEARD “zombies” and went FUUUUCK. TIME TO BUILD THIS FUCKASS WALL. AND NOT TELL ANYONE-

* brad jerry meets a guy and basically they discuss the virus origins and india is brought up for some reason?? and its implied that it came from there but its a black hole now so fuck india and fuck the virus origins ig lol (fun fact in the original script the guy said ‘russia’ not india damn i wonder why they changed that)

* theres this very i feel pointed scene of like. muslim refugees celebrating the fact that they were saved and so theyre singing into a malfunctioning microphone, and THAT is ultimately what makes the zombies quit fucking around and to climb the wall. not the incessant military activity or the constantly patrolling choppers or the weird random tunnels full of buses and shit its these hijabis singing and its the feedback from this one microphone. that does it ig

* the wall climbing scene is iconic ngl. one of the most terrifying concepts ever im giving credit

* jerbrad runs through jersusalem and he witnesses a bald kid (implied to be undergoing chemotherapy) get avoided by a stampede of zombies. another cluuuueee ooooo then one of his escorts get bit by a zombie and he chops her hand off no hesitation #GetActive

* they somehow manage to flag down a passenger plane before it takes off and get it to stop to let bradjer and the israeli chick onboard which is hilarious in hindsight cuz imagine being one of the paying passengers and yur plane stops and now its abt to get Swarmed. lol

* yknow what actually. why was this plane and other planes so ready to take off while fully boarded. where tf were all these people going originally?? what??? like atp its beeeeen 3 days since the start of the movie nfhfbfbdnd

THE PLANE

* i dunno why jerry thinks or like. why the UN guy thinks that they can just hijack this plane apparently and tell the pilots where to go. what abt EVERYONE ELSE

* israeli chick says something that triggers a FLASHBACK!!! and jerbrad puts all the clues togetherrrrrr and comes to the conclusion that if YOU. ARE SICK. OR ARE IN FACT TERMINALLY ILL! the zombies wont bite u 😏

* i dont even know where to begin with this ngl. how the fuck would zombies even know that someone is sick or has a disease. does someone HAVE to be terminally ill? what level of disease are we talking about? is it ANY DISEASE? what if u have like. kidney stomes. can the ZOMBIE SENSE IT and CAN THE ZOMBIE DEDUCE THAT IT DOESNT WANT ITS HOST TO HAVE KIDNEY STONES??? what about the random irrelevant kid with ATHSMAR??? WOULD THE ZOMBIES NOT WANT TO BITE HER?? DO PEOPLE SMELL OF DISEASE???? CAN THE ZOMBIES SMELL HIV?? WHAT ABOUT THE GUY WITH THE BUM LEG WHAT THE FUCK DID HE HAVE? HE JUST SAID ITD BEEN HURTING AND LIMPING!! SO DO PHYSICAL AILMENTS AFFECT THE WAY ZOMBIES PERCIEVE PEOPLE TOO OR

* anyway. i digress

* somehow a zombie got onto the plane despite the fact that the zombies r like Loud as Shit and also an infected person cant really hide their infection cuz they turn in like 10 seconds and also the people in the plane are ALSO loud and anyway the zombie jumps out at a flight stewardess and bleh

* JERALD GETS THE BUM FUCK IDEA. TO CREATE A WALL OF SUITCASES TO BLOCK OUT THE ZOMBIES FROM THEIR SECTION OF THE PLAAAAAANE??????? suitcase drops and hell breaks loose ofc

* ngl the grenade was the safest fucking way this plane was getting onto the ground LMAOOOO but i mean. the pilots? KNEW what was going on and didnt decide to try to land????? huwuuuh

* ABSOLUTE CHAD MOVE ON JERBRADS this was all timed perfectly he made the plane crash right where he wanted it- in a random ass country with a WHO headquarters: wales

* its never answered or like acknowledged but there r straight up no zombies running around the city/town they end up in btw. everyone’s inside their houses vibing. how 2020 shouldve been-

* jerbrad wakes up from the crash and has like a seatbelt lodged in his stomach but the israeli emerges from the wreck unscathed for some reason. she manages to drag his nigh unconscious ass through the town to

THE WHO

* jerbrad wakes up after 3 days and immediately starts giving shit to all the staff there like “U DUNNO WHAT ITS LIKE!! TO HAVE FAMILY AT RISK” and then the head sciencer just goes “yeah um actually my entire family turned into zombies right before my eyes. so” PFIFJFH granted jer freaks cuz his family was kicked off the aircraft carrier cuz the UN thought he was dead in the crash but like cmon. they didnt ship their asses back to philadelphia or some shit lol

* the way they have this infected black woman locked up behind a glass barrier absolutely sends me. btw. shes just 👁️🦷🦷👁️

* anyway jerbald shares his THEORY!!! abt the zombies being able to SMELL IF YUR SICK OR NOT…and the sciencers r like ok cool man sick theory but we cant really test this cuz we keep all our serious yet curable diseases in this one vault thats not in this building its in another Wing thats overrun by like 80 Zambies

* gonna talk abt that rq ok so they play back the security video and the scientist guy is looking at the disease through a microscope and then he like accidentally touches it or cuts himself on something ig. and then he flicks his ungloved cut infected hand around. and then he starts convulsing then he fucking turns wtf 😭 sir u r a WHO employee. u handle viruses daily why did u do that

* anyway jerbad is like fuckit imma prove my theory is real and they attempt to sneak through the wing of the WHO thats infected but ofc someone drops some shit and OUUU alerts all the zombies and everyone is chased around and jerrr finds himself trapped in the vauuult. with the diseasesss. hes only trapped btw cuz of one zombie whos outside the door ig

* he deadass doesn’t read any of the pathogen bottles/containers he just picks one and even the scientists r like “if he picked any of the pathogens out of the left box bro is COOKEDDT 😭🙏🏼” jerbrad are we gonna slow down and think for a minute maybe NO balls to the wall we’re injecting ourselves with unknown microbes. we’re giving ourselves FUCKING ANTHRAX for all we know

* turns out it was the right one cuz the ZOMBIES DONT NOTICE HIM ANYMORE!!! and he does a pepsi product placement advertisement then he does a big hero walk down a hallway past a swarm of zombies and boom. humanity. is SavedTM

EPILOGUE

* they like pull a sample from Jerbald and make…something. they call it a vaccine but im pretty damn sure it’s not 😭 it gives?? everyone a “disease” or something that camouflages people from the infected and it makes no sense. u r deadass better off infecting everyone with tuberculosis. maybe cholera would even work idk i just know that infecting everyone remaining human with HIV would be a massive misstep. BETTER YET if physical ailments also deter zombies why not just like. have everyone literally break their own femur or some shit. “EVERYBODY!! BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS RN!!! FOR ALL MANKIND!!!”

* jer narrates like theres gonna be a sequel. this movie came out in 2013

* “humanity fights back” and it shows footage of like people using dogs to attack zombies and throwing molotov cocktails and using flamethrowers like ok. shooooorrreeeee and then its revealed that jers fambly was evacuated to an island in nova scotia and hes like THIS ISNT THE EEEND!! BITCHES!!!!

* also they end up giving the rest of humanity a meningitis strain with and i quote “H1N1 and smallpox mixed in” WHAT?? WHAT IS THAT? insane to me, imagine presenting that idea to the UN. like it would fucking matter at that point ig-

FINAL NOTE + 1

* ultimately the book is better. the book isnt particularly “good” but its way better than the movie (as it always seems to be) and ya the only thing? that i can recognize from the book is the whole section of the movie dedicated to fuckin israel. otherwise everything else is made up on the fly. i have no idea why this is considered an adaptation

* wait no just remembered the three seconds of footage of people fighting with medieval weapons. one of my fav bits of the book btw, english peeps waiting out the outbreak in many of the uk’s castle ruins and having to scavenge museums for armor and weapons. those precious 3 seconds…

AND IM DONE! FINALLY

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helloo asher i’m going to ask you a few questions about being a system if that’s okay!

do you have a headspace/inner world? some systems have these (ofc not all) and it seems like such a cool concept! if you do — how does it manifest, and how much do you use it?

are there conflicts of religious faith within your alters (this is pretty personal so just ignore if it makes you uncomfortable). i know you’re helpol — is this a widespread belief system within the system or no?

are there relationships (platonic romantic secret third thing whatever) within the system, or is everyone just kind of. separate parts of a whole?

merging is often kind of an “end goal” for many psychiatrists dealing with systems. is that one for you, or do you prefer where you’re at now? or you would possibly want to be even more separate from your alters? (also pretty personal, don’t feel pressured to answer it!!)

how can you tell who’s fronting/co-fronting?

adieu i am so sorry for all the questions i am just so fascinated

funnily enough we don't have a headspace, atleast not like. a set one???? like we can imagine alters doing things but we dont really have like. a set headspace/inner world. its more like we all just exist in a void 😔

the religion thing is complicated 😔 we're collectively helpol but we're not really sure how alot of us feel about religion on an individual level?

oh we have alot of in-sys relationships. like will and neeks are dating, percy and annie are besties and think its funny to act like they're dating because of their source, asher will neeks percy and annie are all kind of a group just because theyre like the five most frequent fronters, astro mars and venus are a trio and im pretty sure astro and mars are in a qpr, jace pipes and leo are a trio, we call jace and carlos the dogboy duo, jace is just like generally an older brother figure to alot of us, theres probably more im too lazy to remember rn 😔

honestly as of now we're not really sure how we feel about final fusion/integrating, like right now its just not something we can work towards so we're kinda leaving that up to future us but im kinda leaning towards working towards functional multiplicity instead, idk like i said thats up to future me

we actually just answered this in a previous ask!!!! if you dont wanna look flr that short answer is we usually have no idea who the fuck is fronting but each alter has a specific vibe that can kinda make it easier to tell and also some of us have specific things aside from our vibe that can make it easier to tell

this was all super fun to answer thank you my dear friend!!!!

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I know the April Fools episodes are jokes but it's kinda funny to analyze them Earth's nightmare seemed to be her fearing that she's a terrible person that everyone hates, dislikes, or avoids, her forgetting everything again, people not telling her things or keeping secrets from or about her, feeling powerless even to herself, losing Lunar(except for that last bit), being generally confused... And then Sun's, Sun's was all their enemies apologizing for everything they did, fixing whatever they screwed up, and disappearing, or in the case of the Creator dealing with Fazbear since Sun hates that company, and then Moon leaving after being weirded out, even Sun pointed out the sheer absurdity early on, maybe all of these incidents affect him subconsciously even more than he realizes, poor guy just wants some catharsis Earth and Sun telling one another about their weird dreams after the fact is something I could see happening too

ANON WE THINK THE SAME I WAS GONNA START THINKING TOO DEEP but I felt soo stupid but AA IM NOT ALONE!! for Earth- I guess is a mix of feeling guilty she "failed" Lunar- and fears she may be too focus on her family life she may not pay attention to Monty- also something about fearing you "did a terrible thing" and just feeling gaslited even when you know you didnt hits home.. her fear of maybe "being forgetfull and controled" may be the most obvious, yet is still interesting.. as.. for me, she gives me "hero complex" at times, thinking she is meant to be the one fixing ppl (even when I see ppl saying she never asked for this role) maybe because when made, she was mentioned as "the better version" so she goes by that.. ending up feeling both fake, try hard, yet afraid to fail and emotionally stressed out trying to be what ppl expected of her. so then- we see her fears, being seen as a bother, seen as someone to deal with rather than work with.. also, maybe is me, but she does kinda takes too hard her "brother" not wanting her in his date/celebration.. also going on over Solar "hating her" when the dude seems to be neutral with her.. that got me feeling odd, she takes simple soft push as "you hate me" .. no? they dont want you there, yet they still care to ask if you are ok.. what is she on about? (I know, is a nightmare, she is not meant to make much sense, specially as the emotional one she is.. I cant blame her too hard ) NOW SUN~ OHOHOHOHOHHHHHHH oh HE HE DOES SHOW SOO MUCH~ isnt it.. curious? of all the jokes they can make.. is ppl saying sorry ! what they show us? again, I expected actors or bloopers like other channel did! but.. now.. isnt it curous, right after he tells Eclipse to kill himself, he dreams of him saying sorry, sure, is clear Eclipse is not happy nor all sappy. not even wanting to be there with them any longer than BM did.. not saying "I hope im welcome back"-- nothing! Eclipse showed up, say his words, and choose to walk away, Sun is clearly weird out .. yet- clearly hoping to see the lie,, he doesnt, Eclipse lose more than he wins.. so Sun is left to wonder- was it true? he means it? we know Sun feared him. then hated him- has every reason to- yeeeet.. Sun has to know.. he is mad at the shell of how was a enemy. maybe having Eclipse saying sorry is the thing he needs to let go of this anger , just like Lunar did Lunar faced the big bad wolf- only to see a mere AI, broken and lost, lying to itself hoping to gain some sense of control over a life he cant even run away from.. Sun maybe needed to tell itself, via Moon "thats not the man that hurted you, thats the ghost of the past.. let it go" Moon is that side of him telling him to let go, and when things got too wild, his "reason" just had to leave- I feel thats when Sun stayed to yell, feeling too much stress confusion and cringe even (I have more to say but may do a post later on. idk) last joke video was not canon at all, yet this one is clearly tied to canon.. soo.. this has to mean something!! IM NOT LOOKING TOO DEEP YOU ARE ANON!

I hope my ramble isnt too long! but yea. I may explin myself better later on. just- I feel the fact this is DREAM and not an AU means a lot..