#everyone gets to thirst

[snackugaki]

...man, i hate squawking in the text field, but the tags cannot contain me on this

ok so i’m a normal amount of normal about this. absolutely.

however...

i am also unattended and so my actions will prove why that is probably not great.

anyway, i love monikers, nom de plumes, sobriquets, y’know, pseudonyms if you will, code names even. 8D y’wanna know how I came up with them??????//?

okay okay okay, so! I will (until someone comes for me, but no one will ‘cuz y’all are cowards, I say, knowing my childhood nostalgia is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in my affection for Next Mutation but also i love camp) acknowledge and self-impose the title of Next Mutation trash lover as a disclaimer for why I’m gonna do another quick run down of Venus’ origin again. but a quick skim because a bitch is losing against her insomnia demon rn. 

now, a lot of the kids know that Venus = magic, in general. however, at least to me, intentionally or not Venus was more portrayed like a daoist... ‘magician’ of sorts, but less in a real world daoist sense and more of a cultivator in the xianxia genre sort of way. granted she wears the taijitu (yin yang symbol) and literally showed the boys her box of herbal medicine (and one dessicated vampire heart lololol). and now that I mentioned all of that, I can segue into why I gave her “White Snake” as a code name-- in that I chose it after Bai Suzhen/Bai Shejing which now that my insomnia riddled mind  is typing it out... my reasoning is actually pretty shallow, they both cultivate technically speaking, both work with herbal medicine and they just wanna help people. also just ‘cuz IDW has Venus wearing white now.

wao. thassit ig welp

jennika’s I just futz around with her name like jennika jenn i ka jen nika nikaaa niko niki nike nike like the greek goddess of victory. great. ok cool now ochre? no, mustard? no, gold? yes, ok nike gold it is lolz

‘cuz I was following the formula like in the show, Purple Knight, Yellow Submarine, Red King, Orange Pawn, Blue... something, Rook? Bishop? idk lemme alone but also there’s only so many chess pieces so I kept the color coding at least

then just asked tychou for what they’d think Mona Lisa’s code name’d be for as much as Venus and Jennika are my girls, Mona Lisa’s tychou’s.

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[lylahammar]

Senshi doesn't often cook for other people 🧐

I was heavily inspired by @fruit00's Senshi drawing for the way I drew him! c:

[ifyoucandaniel]

ummm so have y’all seen that GQ photo shoot…?

this is sort of a joke for @bluelotuswrites fic The Hellblazer’s Apprentice on a fun way for bruce to find out jason is in fact alive and well. it’s also just an excuse to draw all blades jason shirtless bc i’m a hoe 😔

edit: now with fic!!! please go check out blues fun fic about model jason!

[gojoest]

pillow talk and lots of belly rubs in the morning with pregnancy freak satoru. he goes down on you once he makes sure the baby in your belly is still sleeping (no signs of kicking). he loves to start his day between your legs. your pregnant pussy smells so, sooo good and tastes even better — the second he wakes up his mouth is already salivating. ​he kisses the inner of your thighs and the lower of your belly — walks you through every single thing he’s about to do to you bc the baby bump gets in the way of your vision. tells you to relax your back against the pillow. that he’ll tell you everything. that he’ll take care of everything

[bunnithechubs]

Round 1 - Aarav Sundaram

Meet the sweetest guy who just wants to make your favorite meal- Aarav Sundaram. An aspiring chef with a massive heart and just wants to make it in the culinary world. Since it was the weekend there wasn't much on Aarav's schedule other than cook and clean. He called up his good friend Raj to catch up but then got an unexpected visit from his neighbor/plug Alisha. She brought his weekly order and this time actually stayed behind a bit to test the quality with him. One thing lead to another and the two of them decided to hook up. Which is a terrible idea because Aarav thinks she's the one and Alisha was just really horny and high ;-; She did agree to spend the night mainly because Aarav practically begged her too. He's pretty so she it wasn't too bad of a deal. (this was supposed to be queued but oh well!)

[starmocha]

Then & Now

[sainz100]

Carlos Sainz | F1 London Live in 2017 | x x x x x

[dreadfutures]

here is where i shock all of my followers.

i have to get this off my chest.

i don't find solas attractive and never really have

I love him! I love him so much! I have written OVER. A MILLION. WORDS. about him.

but Ixchel Lavellan finds him so attractive her mouth waters.

He is not my type. I find him beautiful design wise but I am not in the lust party x)

i will continue to draw him and love him and write him and adore him and reblog beautiful gifsets and hi-res Thigh Thirst and all but I HAD TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST

[enchantedhelium]

I would like to remind all the tomgreggers out there that this interview exists, especially this one part which caught me SO off guard

Around the 10 minute mark, Matthew says "Maybe tom's a little bit in love with greg... i dont know, i think it's best as a mystery"

sir esteemed british actor matthew macfadyen sir thank you for your service

[jay-wasreblogging]

[buckleygrace118]

there's many things I love about the clip they released from family feud but this is my favorite part. oliver literally has both ryan and tracie looking at him with their big brown doe eyes like he's hung the moon and the stars.

AND I GET IT. LOOK AT THIS MAN. LISTEN TO HIM TALK. THE VOICE. THE SMILE. AND NOW THE CURLS!!!

no idea how ryan survived filming the first few episodes with oliver because that haircut literally made him ten times hotter for some reason.

[mabaris]

no youre completely right - im a gay (trans)man and i legit wanna see so much more about the women bc There Is So Little. I wanna make a lesbian oc who gets bent in half by taash. im very normal.

i’m just tired man!!!! it feels so obvious how disproportionate it is when you’ve got. a cast of characters that we know almost equally little about. and a few of them explode in popularity and it’s like spongebob sticking his hand out the curtain. literally all a character needs to do numbers is to be a light-skinned man

[dismas-n-dismay]

Yuurivoice Twt <3

[terezicaptor]

Does anyone else think he is pretty

[littleredwritingcat]

Thirst Trap: Chapter 18

Midnights Become My Afternoons

Before I say anything else, I must give a shout out SO LONG AND LOUD AND EVERLASTING that it will be heard the world over. @purplelupins did me the honor of betaing this chapter, and boy I'm glad. This wouldn't be half as good without Nora's suggestions, candor, and perceptive feedback.

I'm *so* excited for the first chapter of her new piece, Red Sky of a Shepherd's Warning - I feel just like a kid on Christmas Eve (at Midnight Mass, perhaps?)

In other news, I know this has been slow going. I suspect that Thirst Trap is one or two chapters away from being complete.

For all of you who have hung in there with me, I thank you.

It's been....oh, hell...three years now?

Good gravy.

I'm also going to slap a big ol' trigger warning on this chapter. I had to spin the wheel-o-death, kids.

Herein are the results.

So. Is everyone comfortable? Is everyone ready for John to make more bad decisions?

I know I am!

And *another* shout-out to the brilliant @error4343 - fan art truly is worth a thousand words.

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