#everybody loves cersei!

[littlemiiau]

so... i,,m reading the game of thrones books.....

THEYRE JUST BABIES YOUR HONOR!! THEY ARE BUT SMALL! LOOK AT THEM!! BABIES!!!!

[ilynpilled]

i think an interesting factor that is not acknowledged by fandom is what exactly is indicated in the text that cersei and jaime’s plan was and how old they were when they came up with it. this doesnt confirm that they intend to continue a sexual affair during a royal marriage, only to not be separated/be near eachother always. though i understand that cersei convinces jaime also through a passionate sexual act (not confirmed what degree) and the high had effect on jaime’s decision making, and they have experimented with sexual acts of some sort already as children, and there is no doubt in my mind that they have a skewed understanding of how they love each other like “our love is natural law”, but there are a lot of other things we know: everybody in the equation assumes there will be a royal marriage hence cersei would remain in KL and they would be “near each other always”, and an affair would be treason punishable by death. they do know it will not be the same as it was before because cersei will get married, even if jaime doesn’t. cersei was already infatuated with rhaegar, and says she expected and wanted to be his queen, wife, and the mother of his children. this is much later and a lot of other things happen, but the last time we know the twins have sex (confirmed penetrative sex. cersei says “i fucked jaime” verbatim) is right before the wedding with robert, and after the married couple emerge from the sept, jaime is obviously distraught. why? wasn’t this the plan all along? ofc there is jealousy, but i argue that because they know this marks the end of the relationship. jaime is already at a point where he is pretty disillusioned with every other major value in his life: honor, glory, knighthood, and heroism. and he gave up everything else he had, a lot of free will/lands/titles etc, to be close to cersei, so all that remains to him is love (which is arguably the most important thing to him), which we know he also considers a vow, though more abstract and personal. cersei experiences disillusionment during the bedding when robert calls her lyanna. it is a similar epiphany to the crowd cheering for jaime after he is raised to the kg at harrenhal, him being content enough despite other aspects of this plan falling apart (he joined because of cersei, but “honor and glory played their part” & “that boy wanted to be ser arthur dayne.” aspirations for knighthood and heroism are clearly there) until actually finding out that aerys chose him as a pawn against tywin and not as a knight, his position is without much meaning, and he wants “to rip off his white cloak” but knows he can’t because, not only was he already selected, he had sworn the oaths now too. and of course, cersei’s experience also gets much worse from this point on, just like how jaime’s got worse as a kg, and how his understanding of so many things he idealized was torn apart, and he is confronted with how these things work and contradict in reality. but what i really want to highlight is that when they are at greenstone, about a year into the marriage, robert starts cheating on her with a female cousin:

cersei sends jaime to confirm her suspicions, and he returns with the question of “do you want him dead for it?” both of them are mad at robert for dishonoring her and breaking his marital vows, why would they be if they are already cheating too? i get that these are the lannister twins, but then cersei says “no. i want him horned.” horned means cucked, and the indication here is that robert had not been horned yet at this point. this is where the affair seems to start, there is no evidence for the contrary afaik. it is also obviously 100% penetrative sex, hence cersei can believe it is when joffrey was conceived. and it happened primarily in retaliation against robert. destructive codependent incest spawning as a result of complex family dynamics and parental neglect aside, at every turn it is highlighted that this affair is also a product of a lot of systemic issues and the twins’ disillusionment, but focusing more on cersei and her being stuck in an abusive and unwanted marriage: the husband is free to cheat on her with no risk or consequences, unlike her, and does so. the bitterness from this influences her to retaliate with an affair of her own. not to mention she is fighting back against her rapist the only way she can, and refuses to bear his children, which is again, the limited form of retaliation she has. she could accept jaime’s proposal to kill robert for her, but this could lead to jaime’s death (she outright says this in agot when she says that jaime would have killed robert even if it cost him his own life if he saw the bruises + the same proposal down the line could also threaten her life and the life of her children if this murder is investigated. + i do think part of her just wants revenge. she wants to retaliate in this way where she has the power). i just dont think people simplifying this situation and implying that “the twins intended and would 100% have ‘fucked up their own lives’ and ‘threatened the realm’ with an affair during a royal marriage no matter what.” stands. idk, maybe it is just my preference, but to me it makes sense that even with tywin’s rearing they couldve grown out of this dysfunctional relationship as they got older and gained maturity, but instead everything gets worse and pushes them into embracing the illusion of eachother more than ever.

[eddiemadmunson]

Angel chapter 6

Summary: You are Heleana’s best friend and one day you catch Aemond’s eye and everything in your life will change upside down.

Paring: Aemond Targaryen x fem!reader

Word Count: 5, 000

Warnings:  dirty talk, oral sex (m receiving), choking, sex (p in v), cheating

A/N: English is not my first language.

Aemond is 20, Helaena, Aegon and Y/N are 22, Jason Lannister is 25

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PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5

Next chapter will be the big final 😁

It has to be today. Today you will break up with Jason. It’s the right time. You were already decided and after sleeping with Aemond you were more than sure that you needed to end things with Jason. You realized what everybody around you has been telling you for months. You were not in love with him, and you probably have never been in love with him. And honestly, you started to think that he felt the same. When you came back from the bathrooms, looking guilty as hell, he wasn’t there anymore. Hel told you that he left 10 minutes ago. He had an important phone call from his work and he had to leave, leaving you there with your bestie to give you a ride home. You just spent 20 minutes in the bathroom fucking Aemond and he didn’t even notice. His work was always the most important thing in his life. 

So, that was the reason why you were standing in front of Lannister Corp. now. Your hands were sweaty and you tried to practice your break up speech once again. You took a deep breath and walked inside. It was lunch break and he should be in his office. He always had his lunch delivered there from his favorite Chinese or Thai restaurants. Weirdly his secretary Cersei wasn’t behind her desk. You were happy about it, she was very strict older woman and she never let you in to see him without you having an appointment with him. Which was ridiculous, he was your boyfriend for Christ’s sake. You softly knocked and stepped inside his enormous office. “Jason, sorry to bother you we need to talk...” you started gently but froze when you saw the scene in front of you. Jason wasn’t alone at his office. He was there with some woman, who was currently sitting on his lap and kissing him passionately while playing with the buttons of his white dress shirt. “What is this? Who is this woman?” you asked him, your voice dangerously calm and low. “What are you doing here, you are not supposed to come here at this time of a day?” he frowned, looking more annoyed than guilty that you found him here in this compromising position.  “Who is this woman, babe? Why is she talking to you like this?” the woman asked him, looking even more confused than you.  “Don’t worry about it, honey. I will take care of it,” he smiled softly and kissed her forehead. You noticed a diamond engagement ring on her finger before he roughly pushed you outside his office.  “What the fuck is this? She is engaged, Jason!?” you yelled at him, when he closed the door behind you. Sure, you were acting like a biggest hypocrite right now, you were also cheating on him, but at least Aemond was single without any commitments. “Yes, she is engaged. She is engaged to me,” he said with a cruel smirk. “What did you just say?” you gasped in complete shock. “Me and Rebecca has been together for 4 years. She will become my wife next summer,” he added and studied your shocked face. How could he do something like this to you? You felt guilty about cheating on him, you barely sleept this night, wanting to end this as soon as possible to spare him the pain and humiliation and he has been cheating on you since the very first day of your relationship? No, scratch that, he was cheating on his future wife with you, you were the other woman. You were his mistress. Suddenly it all started to make sense. He never took you at public places, so people couldn't see you two together and say it to his girlfriend. And this whole time you just thought that he is very private person.  “I don’t understand it. We are together for more than a year!! How could you hide it for so long? Does my mother know about Rebecca?” you fired questions on him.  “No, she doesn’t know a thing, she lives in her little fantasy world where you are future Mrs. Lannister and she is rich,” he snorted like if it was the most ridiculous idea in the world.  “And how did I keep this a secret for so long? Well, unlike you, Y/N, I am discreet about people I fuck,” he added with venom in his voice. “What?” you gulped. Could he really know about you and Aemond?  “You are not really as subtle about your lover as you think,” he barked. “You know about him? It was only a onetime thing,” you said, feeling guilty even though you just found out, that he is much worse than you. “Of course I know about it, I thought that you are better than this. But no, you are like every other whore in that school, falling for Aegon Targaryen and his charms,” he was so furious that he was almost spitting on your face as he was talking. What? He still thinks that you are having an affair with Aegon? You laughed at him and he looked like if he really wants to hit you. ‘ “Is that funny, to you?” he looked at you with disgust. “Yeah, very funny. Aegon has never touched me like this”. “Don’t lie, you little slut. I saw you walking from the bathrooms yesterday, you looked like someone who was just fucked. Only a few moments later Aegon walked out with his sex hair and smug smile on his stupid, ugly face,” he shouted and you really had to laugh at the coincidence. Aegon probably fucked that blonde bombshell in the men’s bathroom while you were with Aemond in the Ladies bathroom. And Jason was stupid enough to not notice that you walked from the different doors.  “You know what? Think whatever you want. I don’t give a fuck. We are over. I don’t want to see you again,” you wanted to end this sick charade as soon as possible, go home, call Helaena and tell her about this absurdity.  “Fine with me. I was about to dump your boring ass, anyway,” he shrugged.  “Boring? You call me boring?” you snorted. “You are the most boring person I know Jason Lannister. You are snobbish, stupid, selfish and you suck in bed, big time,” you shouted at him, not caring about who will hear you. “It felt differently when you were moaning under me like a whore,” he laughed. “I was faking it, you idiot. But you know what? Someone gave me an earth shattering orgasm last night, and it certainly wasn’t you,” you shouted at his face and stormed out of the office, feeling sick of looking at his face any longer.  

When you told Hel about all of this she was happy, that you are no longer dating that moron, but she was also very angry that he was making fool out of you for months. And she had the perfect opportunity for you to forget about Jason and have a rebound sex. She and Aegon had a birthday and of course they threw a big party at their house. It was more Helaena’s party than Aegon’s. You knew that he will stay for few hours with his twin and family and disappear around 6PM to have his own more wild party with his friends. He invited you to his other party, but you gently declined the invitation. It was getting late, Aegon was already gone, and you were sulking in the garden. Hel was in the middle of everything, talking with everyone that she barely had a time to try to hook you up with one of her or Cregan’s hot friends. You tried to avoid her as much as possible. You didn’t want a one night stand with some random guy. You weren’t really sad about the break up. You felt angry and humiliated but not sad, and you didn’t need revenge sex.

Aemond kept ignoring you the whole afternoon and you hated to admit that it made you more upset than the whole situation with Jason. He spent most of the afternoon around the grill with his uncle Daemon, who was hot as hell for his age, seriously, what was with the Targaryen men? Why were they all so hot?When he wasn’t chatting with Daemon he kept glancing on his phone and furiously typing something. He acted like nothing happened between you two. He barely acknowledged your presence. It felt like the old times when you were just his sister’s friend who he barely registered. It hurt you more than you were willing to admit. This was what you wanted, he stopped bothering you, flirting with you or trying to get into your pants. He already fucked you, so he lost interest. You expected it will happen, so why you were so sad? Suddenly he bolted from his chair and disappeared in the house. Few seconds later you heard his bike roaring in the yard. He left the party without a word, probably going to fuck one of his fan girls. Fuck, you were screwed because you felt tears in your eyes after this realization.

The more you were thinking about it the angrier you got; at yourself for slowly falling for Aemond and at him for messing up your life like this. That asshole even had the audacity to steal your panties. Your best pair of panties you must say. The whole set cost you a fortune and you wanted them back. And this was the perfect opportunity to get them from his room, while he was gone. You looked at Helaena who was distracted by Cregan’s tongue in her mouth, and you quickly made your way inside the house. You tiptoed to Aemond’s room and quickly slid inside. You didn’t dare to turn on the lights, but the moon was shining brightly this night, so you could see the outlines of his room. You have been inside couple times when you were younger and you played hide and seek, so you had an idea how is the furniture positioned there. You slowly walked to his bed, looking under his pillow and blanket. The idea of him sleeping with your panties under his pillow made you strangely aroused. You quickly shook your head and kept your focus on a given task. You didn’t find your panties there, but his pillow smelled so much like him that you had to pick it up and smell it for a few moments.  You walked from his bed toward his chest of drawers, stopping at the door for a moment, carefully listening if someone wasn’t outside. When you only heard muffled voices from downstairs you slowly continued your search party. You quickly opened the first drawer and only found leather gloves for his bike. You closed it and moved to the next one, it was filled with socks, you quickly rummaged through it, knowing that he wouldn’t let your panties lie on top of it where his mother could find them. You blushed when you opened the third drawer. It was full of his underwear and you gulped, suddenly feeling like a creep. You hesitantly searched the drawer, making decision that you should leave as soon as possible. You closed the drawer when you noticed a movement at the dark corner of the room. You froze as you noticed a dark figure sitting on the leather chair. You hadn’t noticed him earlier, because the moonlight wasn’t falling on the corner and your eyes weren’t so accustomed to the darkness like they were now. “Are you looking for this, angel?” he asked and twirled your panties on his finger. You could hear the taunting smirk in his voice even though you couldn’t see his face clearly. You couldn’t move a muscle, you felt like a mouse caught in the trap by a big fat cat. “Did cat got your tongue, Y/N?” he mocked you and as your eyes got used to the darkness in the corner of his room, you started seeing more of the scene in front of you. He was sitting in his big leather armchair in the corner, you knew from Helaena that he likes to sit there and read his books and text books. He was sitting there, his legs wide open, his hair down, and you weren’t sure but it seemed like if he took off his eyes patch. How the hell was this possible, you saw him leaving an hour ago and he didn’t come back before you stepped inside the house? “What are you doing here?” you barely whispered. It was a stupid question, considering that you were standing in his room right now. “Waiting for you, angel,” he smirked and he looked like some kind of dangerous assassin, lurking in the darkness of the room. He really was dangerous, dangerous for your fragile heart, which was beating fast at this moment. You felt the adrenaline running through your veins. You knew that you should get out of here as quickly as possible. There were people in the house, his mother Alicent was probably downstairs in the kitchen, you could easily run away from him, but you couldn’t move, you couldn’t think straight, not while he was looking at you with a predator gaze in his blue eye. You caught a glint of something blue in his other eye. You heard rumors about him having a prosthetic sapphire eye, but you have never seen him without his eye patch before. “Come here,” he ordered and you found your legs moving on their own accord towards him. You stopped before him, for once being the one who looks at him from above. “Give me my panties back, Aemond,” you demanded, but your voice was above a whisper. “If you want them so badly, you need to earn them, angel,” he smirked and patted his leg. “Sit,” he ordered and you obeyed him against your better judgment. “I saw you leaving,” you accused him. “Did you?” he smiled slyly. “Where did you go?” you asked him. “None of your business, nosy little angel,” he said mysteriously and wrapped his long arm around your waist, pulling you closer to his body. You gasped as you felt the outline of his cock under your ass. “She couldn’t be fully satisfied when you are back so quickly,” you said sarcastically and he gave you a knowing smirk. “Are you jealous, angel?” he said lowly against the shell of your ear, his hot breath sending shivers down your spine. “No, of course not,” you said quickly, trying to ignore his thumb making circles on your exposed skin between your shorts and tank top. “Liar, you are green with jealousy. You don’t give a fuck about your panties, you just wanted an excuse to see me again, or at least sneak into my room and sniff at my pillow,” he teased you and bit the top of your ear playfully while you blushed wildly. “I am not jealous. We are not together, we only fucked once in the bathrooms, it was a typical meaningless quickie, you can fuck whoever you want, I don’t care,” you stubbornly insisted on your answer as you tried to convince him and yourself. “You see, that’s the problem, angel,” he sighed and quickly manhandled you so you were straddling his lap. His hand wrapped around your throat as he pulled you closer to him, so you were staring right at his eyes. The rumors were right, there was a sapphire blue stone placed in his eye socket and it looked so fucking beautiful. “I can’t,” he growled and you rose up your eyebrows in confusion. “I can’t fuck or touch anyone else. Since that day when you almost cum on my tongue on our kitchen table I haven’t been able to even look at or touch another woman. It’s you who is constantly on my mind. I think that you bewitched me, angel,” he confessed and you watched him with eyes wide open. “I had to hop on my motorcycle and take a little ride around the block or I would have to bend you over the table in front of my whole family and fuck you raw. You look so fucking sexy in these short shorts, showing your perfect little ass to everyone around, it’s a warm night but I could still see your nipples standing under your top and begging for my attention”. He flipped your nipple with his thumb and you whimpered. “Naughty girl, walking around my house, dressed like this. Provoking me every time you bent over to pick up something and showing me your ass or cleavage,” he pinched your nipple and you rocked your hips against his lap, finding him already hard for you. “What is it, you needy little thing? Rubbing your cunt against my cock already? You want me to fuck this tight pussy, again, hmm?” he hissed in pleasure as you grinded on him again, harder this time. He awoke the side of you you never knew that existed. “If you want my cock in your pussy so much, you little slut, you need to earn it,” he smirked wickedly at you. “On your knees, little angel,” he released your throat. You could easily just hop off his lap and go back to the party like if nothing happened, but his confession about not being able to touch anyone else awoke something inside you. You wanted him, it was hopeless to deny that now, you wanted him since you were a teenage girl and your horny crush turned into something you were scared to call love yet. Was it even possible for him to love you back? He could be lying to you about everything. Maybe you are doing the biggest mistake and you will end up with your heart broken. But you knew one thing about Aemond, he wasn’t a liar or pretender. He was acting like a dick and said hurtful things to people but he never let anyone believe that he likes them if that wasn’t the truth.  “Could you sit little bit closer to the edge, please,” you asked him, expecting him to laugh at you. “OK, angel, but only because you said please, like a good girl?” he smirked and sit closer to the edge with you still sitting on his lap. You started unbuttoning his shirt, waiting for him to stop you or push you on the floor, but he remained silent, watching your every move with lust filled eye. You undid the last button and opened his dark shirt, revealing his chest and muscled abdomen to you. You sighed happily at the sight in front of you. The moonlight gave him almost ethereal look. You started kissing his long neck, sucking at the pulse point, hearing him gasp which only spurred your actions. You placed opened mouth kisses down his throat to his chest, your nails scratched over his tight abs while your tongue circled his hard nipple. “Such a fucking tease, angel,” he groaned. You smirked and sucked his nipple into your hot mouth while squeezing the other between your fingers. “I said on your knees you little vixen, stop fucking teasing me!” he groaned and you knew that you were so close to crossing line when his patience will run out with you. You slowly slid between his spread legs and he fucking loved the sight in front of him. You started kissing you path down his stomach to the top of his black jeans. You slowly undid the top button and pulled down the zipper carefully. His cock was straining against the zipper and you didn’t want to hurt him. He raised his hips slightly so you could take off his pants. You were greeted by his hard cock. He didn’t wear any underwear under it. It hit the underside of his belly and you didn’t hesitate and licked him from the base to the leaking head while looking into his eye. “Fuck, angel!” he moaned and you felt your pussy throb at the sight. You took him into your hand, stroking him slowly, loving the deep breaths he had to take to stay relatively calm. You rubbed his length, getting the pre-cum from the tip and smearing it all over his thick shaft. You licked the underside of his cock, tracing the prominent vein with your tongue, while your fist played with his leaking head.  “Fucking hell, angel!! I am gonna fuck you so hard, for torturing me like this,” he threatened and you finally opened your mouth and took him inside. He cursed loudly as you took as much of his dick inside your mouth as possible. Your hand played with the rest of his dick you couldn’t fit in.  “Fuck, that’s it, what a good fucking girl,” he groaned you moaned around him, loving his praise. You started bobbing your head up and down his cock, sucking on his head every time you reached it. He tossed his head back and you loved to have this kind of power over him. You hollowed your cheeks, swirled your tongue around his thick length.  “If you keep going like this, I will cum down your throat, angel,” he warned you but you didn’t stop. “You want that, don’t you? You want to swallow my cum, like a good little girl,” he purred the last words, realizing how much you love his praise.  He fisted your hair into a makeshift ponytail and forced you to go deeper down his cock, making you gag around him as the head of his cock hit the back of your throat. “Look at you, choking on my dick,” he groaned at the feeling and you tried your best to breathe through your nose while your mouth was full of his thick cock. You reached for his balls, fondling them in your hands and his hips bucked up involuntarily, forcing himself deeper down your throat.  “You have been warned, angel. Swallow it all like a good girl,” he growled and painted your throat with spurt after spurt of thick cum. You did your best to swallow it all but it was too much and you felt a trickle of his cum running down your chin. You released his cock and licked his dripping cum from your lips. You looked so hot doing that he felt his cock throb again. “Get rid of these shorts and panties and come here, angel,” you hooked your fingers on the hem of you panties and slowly dragged them down your legs, swaying your hips seductively while doing that before you straddled him again. He reached for your chin and pick up the remains of his cum that your tongue couldn’t reach. You grabbed his hand by the wrist and sucked his thumb into your mouth.  “So greedy to taste more of my cum, angel,” he smirked and moved his wet thumb from your lips to your clit and grinned when he felt how wet you were. “Awww, I don’t need you to wet my fingers, you are dripping for me. Is this all just from sucking my dick, angel? Are you this horny? Your pathetic boyfriend still didn’t fuck you?” he teased you and circled your clit agonizingly slowly. “I no longer have a boyfriend,” you leaned closer and whispered into his ear. Your soaked pussy rubbed against his flaccid cock, which was slowly getting hard again.   “What happened in the paradise?” he smirked but you could see gleeful joy in his eye. “He is a scum, I really don’t want to talk about Jason now,” you said and kept dragging your wet pussy over his cock. “I see, you rather soak my dick with your juices, don’t you, my little slut?” he watched you as you were rubbing yourself against him. You felt him getting hard under you quickly and you raised your hips, ready to take him in. But he grabbed you under your throat again. “Easy, angel. I am in charge here,” he smirked when you pouted your lips. “Aemond, please,” you begged him as your pussy was clenching around nothing. “Please what, Y/N? Speak your mind!”he watched you with sadistic pleasure in making you suffer like this. “Please, fuck me. Please, I need it, I need you. Please, baby,” you whimpered and he fucking love to hear you beg for him like this. He reached between your bodies and stroked his once again rock hard cock. He teased your clit with the tip of it. “What did you just call me, angel?”he groaned and kept teasing your aching clit. “Baby?” you blushed when you realized that you used a very affectionate pet name but he seemed to like it. You felt the tip of his cock in your entrance and you rocked your hips, trying to push him further. He smacked your ass and you yelped in surprise. “I said that I am in charge, my naughty little angel,” he smirked and smacked your ass again, earning another yelp from you which sounded more like a moan. “Hmm, maybe you like being punished,” he studied your face as his hand slapped your ass once again. “Aemond, please,” you tried again, frustrated tears already forming in your eyes. “I can edge you for hours, Y/N. It would be quite a lovely sight, to see you crying in frustration, your pussy soaking wet but empty,” he kept teasing you and you were losing your mind. “Aemond, don’t be cruel. Please, I want to feel your big cock inside my pussy stretching me real good, please baby, give it to me,”he has never heard you talking like this, hearing his little angel talking dirty like this send a new rush of blood to his dick. “Well, since you beg so nicely, Y/N,” he slowly sank you on his cock and you both groaned at the feeling of him filling you completely. He gave you few moments to get use to his size in this position.  “Ride me, angel,” he commanded and you happily obeyed. You started bouncing on his cock slowly. He took off your top and bra and you moaned when you felt his large hands on your breasts, kneading the soft flesh. “Faster,” he growled and pinched your nipples to spur your movements. You placed your hands on his shoulders for support and started to fuck yourself fast and hard on his cock. He captured your lips in bruising kiss, his hands moved from your breasts to your hips, helping you to keep riding him even faster. You knew you will have bruises there the next day and you couldn’t care less. “So good, so fucking good,” he murmured against your ear and you groaned in agreement. “You feel so good inside me, I am gonna cum soon, Aemond,” you whined as he started fucking into you faster from below.  “A-a-a-a-mond?” you whined loudly, feeling your walls pulsing around his cock. “Cum for me, angel, I want you to cum on my cock now,” he demanded and you happily obeyed. The orgasm hit you both like a train and he quickly placed a hand on your mouth so your loud moan won’t echo through the whole house. “Fuck, angel. I need to get you somewhere where you can scream my name as loud as you want. I want to hear you scream for me,” he said breathlessly as you fell into his arms, absolutely spent. “Now tell me, why did you break up with that imbecile, not that I am complaining,” he asked curiously. “There were many other reasons, but I found out that he cheated on me, or better say he was cheating on his fiancée with me,” you admitted and Aemond frowned. “Yes, he had a fiancée called Rebecca for 4 years and I have never noticed. Go on call me stupid and naive,” you sighed, feeling defeated. “Yes, you are very naive, angel. But he is a scum,” he said angrily and you looked up at him. He really looked angry. “Did you say that his fiancée’s name was Rebecca? Rebecca Tyrell?” he smirked darkly and you didn’t understand why he looks so pleased. “I guess. He didn’t introduce us. Why are you smiling like a Satan?” you questioned him. “Because Aegon is fucking his dear Rebecca for the last 4-5 months,” he explained and you watched him for few moments in disbelieve and then you started laughing loudly. “Is it really that funny, angel?” he raised his eyebrow. “Oh yes, it is. This whole time he was accusing me of cheating on him with your brother, but in fact it was his future wife who was fucking him,” you kept giggling and he watched you with unreadable expression. When your laughter slowly died he took your chin between his fingers and forced you to look into his eye. “You might find the idea of fucking Aegon funny, but I don’t want to see you around my brother, angel. Are we clear? You are mine and he likes to steal what is mine!” he looked vulnerable like this. You heard rumors about a girl name Alys who was dating Aemond in high school and he really loved her but Aegon seduced her and Aemond pushed her away from him after her betrayal and since that day he turned into a heartless fuck boy.  “I have no desire to fall for your brother’s charms, Aemond. I know Aegon for years, he fucks anything that moves, I have no desire to be another notch on his bedpost,” you assured him, leaning closer to kiss him when you heard loud banging on the door. “If you two are done, I want to talk to you Y/N. Alone!!” Helaena shouted from behind the doors and you gulped. This will be a very awkward conversation...

 Part 7 (final) coming soon

[ser-zoras]

How POV Characters In ASOIAF Feel About Halloween

Ned - likes Halloween for the sake of the kids, but you cannot tell me this man wouldn't do a dramatic performance in which one of the direwolves eats him. Also for his children's benefit of course, but he enjoys it.

Cat - the mom who hands out healthy snacks. She probably has a very corny sweater with a ghost pun on it.

Dany - she is also an ugly Halloween sweater person. She also would have a matching costume with all of her dragons. Probably a bat.

Tyrion - he might take Tommen and Myrcella trick or treating, but that would be the extent of his involvement. Maybe he reads some Stephen King to get in the feeling of the season.

Jon - emulates the older brother in Hocus Pocus. He takes Arya around and as the cool emo brother, he's legally obligated to be miserable the whole time. He secretly loves it.

Bran - really good at freaking everybody out. A little too good.

Sansa - allegedly hates Halloween. She stays inside, yes, but because she is watching every single Jordan Peele movie and scaring herself shitless. She has seen Us twelve times. This has not made her any more normal about it.

Arya - is dressed as a werewolf. She insists on crawling on all fours the entire night. She also howls about every five minutes.

Melisandre - is literally that person who everyone compliments on their costume despite the total absence of a costume. She is doing witchery, but she will leave out a bowl of candy anyway.

Sam - using the occasion as an excuse to make a full cosplay. He won't be wearing it anywhere, but he enjoys the creative process.

Cersei - watching a Saw marathon and taking diligent notes.

Asha and Theon - Asha has convinced Theon to toilet paper someone's house. She will leave him there and call the cops herself. He will be bailed out three hours later, claiming that he's learned his lesson. This is the the third year in a row this has happened.

Brienne - let her carve a pumpkin PLEASE

[agentrouka-blog]

Do you agree that when Martin write characters thinking something will never happen or can't happen it's actually a hint that this thing will happen ? For example when Sansa thinks she'll never see Jon again it's a hint that she will in fact reunite with him in the future.

Hi there!

I wouldn't call it a universal rule, because I certainly don't think that Dany will ever have a living child, even though the subject is given the "never" treatment so much that many readers expect it to be subverted. Thematically, it makes sense for this prediction to be true. GRRM is showing us how Dany stands in conflict with the concept of motherhood all the time. The repetition of this line tells us something about her relationship with this conflict, but it's not introducing a dramatic irony.

But that Sansa quote in particular? Or "No one will ever marry me for love"? They make sense for Sansa from her POV but there is no reason to expect them to reflect the truth. Not only is the desire for love - and her subsequent disillusionment - a big theme in her story, it's also heavily hinted to continue to play a role in her future since it represents the climactic point of her conversation with Cersei after her flowering. ("Everybody wants to be loved." / "Love is a poison. A sweet poison, yes, but it will kill you all the same.") She no longer expects to be loved but the subject keeps popping up. GRRM is doing that for a reason.

In the same vein, why would GRRM bring up the idea of Sansa never seeing Jon again? It's never been a pressing concern for either of them before this moment. There is no point to this particular "never", unless he wants to subvert it. To bring it up introduces the thought of their meeting again in the first place. There can be no clearer hint that this is setting up a future event.

[fromstormsend]

About Robert Baratheon

I wanted to write about this before but i couldn’t find any motivation but then i saw some thoughts about him and now i know i can handle this;

-First of all in this fandom there are some Rhaegar/Lyanna fans always wanted to portray Robert as the worst guy on the universe and also they always wanted to be sure Rhaegar is the best one when you compare them each other. This is like a pray for them; Robert is a womaniser, unfaithful to his wife, a bad king etc. But Rhaegar..He is the best. I don’t know why they do that. You don’t need to Robert for praise Rhaegar. You don’t have to another one for loving the other one.

-Robert was Lyanna’s fiance. FIANCE. And this is very enough reason for after all this years he still think about her and the life he didn’t live with her. And then it comes: “she didn’t want him”. Well is Robert knows this? And this is another subject which we don’t have enough information yet. Did she ever talk about her feelings with Robert or in some way did Robert knows that? People likes to blame Robert for this betroyal but he doesn’t have any. Yes, ANY. Do you think Rhaegar Targaryen asked Elia before they married? Or Brandon to Catelyn? When they meet each other the first time they had been already engaged. Because in this universe marriages between highborns happens like that. And if you want to blame someone for Lyanna and Robert’s betroyal you can check Rickard Stark and even Ned. She clearly says she doesn’t want to marry with him but end of the day nothing changes. On the books whe have some sentences which can be mean there was a tension between Lyanna and her father. He is the one who forces her daughter something she doesn’t want. It is not Robert’s blame as a young and well trained highborn lord by Jon Arryn asked to Lord of Winterfell for his young and not engaged yet daughter’s hand.

-About kidnapping part; still there is unclear things. Like how Brandon heard that and then immediatly think Rhaegar kidnapped Lyanna? Or what Robert and Ned did the first time they heard about? We don’t know yet. But we know what happened to Brandon and we know Robert and Ned was with Jon Arryn who is a wise man and never let that boys do something stupid. And if you hear something “a married prince” and “engaged young lady” went together what do you think about? Even before that prince crowned this lady but not his wife. It looks unproper for everyone. And again he is the PRINCE. He can take anything he wants and no one can resists against him(very funny idea; if Lyanna Stark doesn’t wanted to go with him she could protect herself because she can swining a sword). So yes, at least on the Rebellion side looks like everybody thought that Rhaegar kidnapped Lyanna.

-Rebellion part; dumbest thing for this part splited out from Tyrion Lannister’s mouth on the show; “all people died because Robert Baratheon loved a woman who doesn’t want thim”. And then some Rhaegar&Lyanna fans just followed this. Rebellion started because after Brandon’s and Rickard’s murder, Mad King wanted Robert’s and Ned’s heads from Jon Arryn. And Jon Arryn refused it and decided to ‘enough with Targaryens’. Everybody knows this but for empowering Rhaegar and Lyanna’s love story some fans need to shut their eyes on the events. Plus George Martin says himself he would fight on the Rebellion’s side.

-About Elia and children; Robert didn’t laugh or smile to their death bodies or not happy about it. He called this war and dehumanize his enemy’s children. There is nothing to defence on this of course. But he was not the one who tortured or murdered them.

-I wanted to say something his marriage with Cersei too. This marriage was a mistake as he said too. He never wanted to marry with anybody and Cersei was the one of the worst option for him probably. He forced to this marriage. And of course it was not very different for Cersei’s part too. We couldn’t just blame one of them because of this unsuccesful marriage. They didn’t have feeling for each other. Cersei says she worshipped him but also says never forgive him for killing Rhaegar. When she decided to never forgive him about this? After the wedding or before? Or after Robert tortured her? I don’t know, she has problematic feelings at all(about raising Joffrey and relation with Jaime).

-And the last thing; Robert didn’t portrayed on the books just with features like womanizer or drunk. He also portrayed as a loyal friend, very skillful hunter, well trained warrior and a commander, capable to turn into his enemies into good friends, a good joker, careful and lively father before rebellion, indifferent to material things and etc.(+only one who defends jaime about killing mad king without any explanation) He has so many mistakes when it comes to especially for Joffrey i think. Not as a father but as a king he would have to make sure that after him a more proper king will sit the Throne. And yes it was not just his fault too.

-When i see Robert i see 19 years old young man with his laughs which he thinks it will be forever. And i like this lines from the first book very much:

“The king did come, and he sat beside the bed for hours, talking and joking of times long past in hopes of raising Lord Jon’s spirits. His love was fierce to see.”

So he is a grey character like all of them and not the darkest one too. And as i said before no one need anybody for love the other one. So i didn’t say anything what Rhaegar Targayen’s actions was very unrespecful to ‘his cousin Robert’ or opened the way of war. That’s not matter.

[imakemywings]

Below will be fanfic recs for ASOIAF, 80 DAYS, THE BURNING KINGDOMS, and TOLKIEN. Once again, I’ve tried to break the Tolkien recs down by character groupings but you all know what a thankless task that is. (。・ω・。)

(Photo credit to Michael Anfang on Unsplash.)

Past fanfic rec lists

80 Days

One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happy by Prox - T - 11.1k - Fogg/Passpartout - Wonderful characterizations; the author really captures Fogg's voice and keeps it feeling in-character throughout his tribulations.

ASOIAF/GOT

It's a Long Way from the Red Keep by Storytelling_Necromancer - T - 703 - Cersei/Jaime - The Lannisters and the Folgers incest commercial. What more needs to be said?

The Burning Kingdoms

Cautionary Tale by @meadowlarkx - M - 1.4k - Malini/Priya, Mani Ara/Priya - Lark blows it out of the water with the character dynamics here, and Mani Ara preying on Priya post-TOS when she's vulnerable, particular wrt her feelings for Malini, feels so on-point.

Tolkien

Sindar

A Word and a Kiss by Miss Kitty - NR - 1k - Luthien/Thuringwethil -  An oldie but a goodie���this take on Luthien and Thuringwethil has me foaming. Exquisite vibes!

Duet by @welcomingdisaster - E - 4.2k - Daeron/Maglor - Lena plays with a really interesting take on the emotional power of song on the singer in Tolkien’s verse. And some lovely Daemags sex!

Everybody Needs a Second Chance by myliobatis - G - 1.2k - Thingol & Turgon - This fic was just such a delight, a funny little fic about Thingol and Turgon meeting in Aman.

Interlude in a Minor Key by yletylyf - M - 2.5k - Aredhel/Luthien - Cute PWP with Aredhel and Luthien.

It Would Make Every Nightingale Sing by eye_of_a_cat - M - 6.6k - Elwing/Maedhros - The pairing is certainly unusual, but this author makes it work so well and follows such a captivating arc of development for it.

Love is Not Love Which Alters When it Alteration Finds by i_did_not_mean_to - E - 3.5k - Melian/Thingol - Delightful Thelian piece which just revels in the strangeness of their relationship and how much each of them enjoys it.

More Precious was the Light in Your Eyes by @searchingforserendipity25 - G - 1k - Daeron/Man OFC - Such a tender look at Daeron’s growth post-exile.

The Myth Hanging Heavy Over You by stormfallen - G - 1.1k - Elrond & Elwing - UGH so painful and tasty Elrond parental angst. I really love the framing techniques of this piece.

No Sacrifice Without Blood by everythingnumbs - M - 18.9k - Luthien/Thuringwethil -  F/F LONGFIC! A tasty 18k of Luthien imprisoned by Celegorm and visited by whom she thinks is a servant of his…all the while plagued with unsettling and lurid dreams…

Stained Glass by @polutrope - G - 400 - Elrond & Elwing - Bittersweet tenderness when Elrond arrives in Aman and seeks out his mom. Love this for them <3

Untitled by @swanmaids - NR - Dior/Nimloth - I looove the uncertainty here where neither Dior or Nimloth really know what to expect from their experience with children because of Dior’s strange blood. Also, love the use of the Silmaril for their own needs.

Wildflowers: The Tale of Aredhel and Luthien by lightofthetrees - G - 10.3k - Aredhel/Luthien - A sweet AU fic where Aredhel escapes into Doriath with Maeglin, who grows up there instead of in Nan Elmoth. I really enjoyed the glimpses into their lives in Doriath and the ending suited them very well!

Wild-Wandering by Wood and Glen by @meadowlarkx - M - 1.7k - Daeron/Luthien - Beautiful writing which so brings you into the physical and emotional space of this tragic fem!Daeron/Luthien story.

Winter Glowed on her Leaves by BloodwingBlackbird - M - 1.2k - Galadriel/Luthien - Luthien is a powerful force on Galadriel and I love her as a perpetual “what-if” in Galadriel’s memory.

Woman Into Bird by arriviste - T - 6k - Earendil/Elwing - Beautiful, heartbreaking Elwing piece. The final scene is a gut-punch.

Noldor

Berries and Starlight by Narya_Flame - T - 829 - Indis/Miriel - Indis and Miriel out during the winter <3 Does an excellent job capturing the natural atmosphere and I love the energy between the women!

Crescendo by Gilithlin - E - 3.7k - Daeron/Maglor - Fantastic Daemags; I was just delighted with Daeron’s character portrayal here.

Fouled Water by @grey-gazania - G - Another touching look at Elves and the land they inhabit, and the tragedy of Beleriand.

Her That I Call My Own by LiveOakWithMoss - M - 644 - Indis/Miriel - Tasty Mindis smut with feelings <3

Glasshouses by @searchingforserendipity25 - 2.5k - G - Glorfindel/Turgon -  Ahh such a sweet relationship here and wonderful characterization of both Glorfindel and Turgon <3

Indissoluble by @polutrope - E - 2.5k - Idril/Tuor/Voronwe - P does such a great job showing characters are are comfortable with each other and really beyond being embarrassed about their sexual foibles. This fic also does a great job balancing a committed three-way relationship!

The Kinslayer in the Woods by @elvain - T - 4.5k - Daeron/Maglor - Love this portrayal of Daeron, as well as the games he and Maglor play to avoid having to be who they are.

Life in Miniature by @thescrapwitch - G - 2.8k - This is SUCH a lovely little fic surrounding the memory of Gondolin in Aman. Author does an excellent job of weaving in the views and feelings of many characters and it feels so true to Elves’ strong memories, particularly to places.

Like I'm Set on Fire by corollaire - M - 808 - Indis/Miriel - Tasty Mindis oral; see Miriel on her knees for Indis.

One Whole with My Other by lonelyvisitor - E - 4.2k - Indis/Miriel - Now obsessed with the idea that Miriel and Indis are legally married to each other vis-a-vis Finwe. The author does a wonderful job with the feelings here.

Peaches We Devour, Dusty Skin and All by @niennawept - M - 2.2k -Aredhel/Elenwe -  Some very tasty Aredhel/Elenwe! Their dynamic here is sexy and the pull towards each other warring with Elenwe’s goals for herself 👌

The Most Precious of Treasures by AroaceMoon - E - 651 - Celebrimbor & Sauron - SHIT this dialogue is tasty and ever so painful. Silvergifting.

The Love I've Found by Corollaire - 1.4k - M - Indis/Miriel - Modern AU Mindis fluff with bonus kid shenanigans from Feanor. It’s so cute!

Picnic by @swanmaids - E - 1.6k - Aredhel/Vana - Ahh! Here we get the Aredhel/Vana partner relationship to Celegorm/Orome and I love it!! Vana is so carefree and relaxed here, but still concerned with Aredhel’s feelings <3

Pity For Your Hurts by @thelordofgifs - 666 - G - Finduilas/Gwindor - Finduilas and Gwindor before his capture </3 This piece captures a very ~courtly love~ kind of feel in their relationship and despite differences, you can see how much they care for each other.

The Plans We Make, the Memories We Record by LadyBrooke - M - 1k - Indis/Miriel - Bittersweet Mindis (w/ hints of Finwe/Indis/Miriel) as these women struggle to move on in the wake of everything that’s happened.

Sawdust by @starspray - T - 559 - Findis & Finwe - I love this exploration of Findis’ relationship with Finwe! I feel like that’s one that isn’t often explored and it’s done very well here.

Shadow-Song by Arveldis - T - 730 - Finrod & Sauron - This ficlet does an excellent job capturing the power play between Finrod and Sauron, as well as making Sauron terrifying.

Shadows of Valiance by Midnightjynx1813 - G - 2.5k - Azaghal/Maedhros - Azaghal and Maedhros bonding! This author works poetry into the fic to great effect and I really enjoyed how much Maedhros comes to rely on Azaghal.

Sometimes Too Hot the Eye of Heaven Shines by @welcomingdisaster - M - 2.6k - Celebrimbor/Narvi, Celebrimbor & Sauron - Crunchy look at the dynamics between Celebrimbor, Narvi, and Sauron from Sauron’s perspective.

To Give Up Control by @jouissants - NR - Maglor/Uinen - Ahhh just delicious Maglor/Uinen…Alix’s descriptions are always SO vivid and beautiful.

Two Queens by LiveOakWithMoss - E - 262 - Indis/Miriel - Miriel sure knows her way around a strap.

Untitled by @that-angry-noldo - Finrod at torment with Sauron :’) Author really does well with Sauron’s otherworldly presence and the fear that causes.

Untitled by @jouissants - NR - MY FUCKING HEART. Five sentences and I’m gone. Finrod stop hurting me challenge 2k24.

Untitled by @tanoraqui - NR - Feanor & Fingolfin - Love that tasty angsty awkward post-rebirth Feanor-Fingolfin bonding.

Untitled by @polutrope - NR - Daeron/Maglor - Beautiful little Daemags fic…<3 Really enjoy the touches of Maglor’s nostalgia and I’m a sucker for him treating Daeron like a treasure.

Void-Junk by arriviste - G - 2.2k - It’s so juicy, Maedhros finding his way onto Vingilot.

White Flowers by @starspray - T - 841 - Aredhel & Turgon - Weeping once again over Nolofinweans, especially Aredhel and Turgon.

Men

A Monster in the Shadows by @hobbitwrangler - G - 3k - Eowyn & Theoden - Really cute but also heartbreaking bonding between Eowyn and Theoden, when Eowyn is new to Edoras and still recovering from her parents’ deaths :( Author does a great job capturing how that grief might manifest for a child!

Celebration by maitimiel - NR - Tar-Miriel/OFC - Crunchy tasty Tar-Miriel’s favorite handmaidens sleep with her ft. her and Ar-Pharazon’s marital issues. Excellent look at the dying Numenorean state.

Courting Gifts by Muccamukk - G - 1k - Arwen/Eowyn, Aragorn/Arwen - This is such a cute Arwen/Eowyn piece focusing on the cultural differences between Arwen and the Men around her.

Cousin, Sister, Lover, Queen by broken_pencils - E - 11k - Eowyn/Lothiriel - This one is so good and so bittersweet and hit so many real notes. I’m just aching for Eowyn. The author does a great job of balancing her inherent unhappiness as a lesbian in a marriage with a man with the deep platonic love she obviously has for Faramir, and Lothiriel is such fun in this.

Fade by Lady Ash - E - 6.2k - Denethor/Gandalf - Can I say something other than "Denethor/Gandalf BDSM relationship" that would entice you more?

Ode to a Nightingale by @maironsbigboobs - E - 1k - Aragorn/Arwen -  Some light, fun, Aragorn/Arwen smut.

Plentiful as Sand is Plentiful by @searchingforserendipity25 - G - 675 - I so love this look at Aragorn and Elrond’s relationship <3

Shake Loose All Your Garnet Jewels by lastwingedthing - T - 2.8k - Arwen/Eowyn - Lovely lovely fic on “what if Arwen and Eowyn had been part of the Fellowship?” Absolutely cinematic!

Untitled by @swanmaids - NR - Annael & Rian - Rian :((( Her story is so sad and yet there are at times griefs that cannot be overcome and Heather captures that very well here.

Without Dawn, No Evening by pscoptera - M - 4.6k - Arwen/Eowyn - If you want a truly historic fic, this one was originally written before the Return of the King film had released. A really interesting look at Eowyn’s sexuality and desires with what feels like realistic muddling of the issues in her mind.

Hobbits

On These Hither Shores by Arveldis - G - 3.2k - Boromir & Frodo - Boromir and Frodo bonding (sort of)! This fic does a great job capturing their feelings.

The Power of Tea by @hobbitwrangler - G - 1.8 - Bilbo & Gilraen - Fantastic character dynamics! And Bilbo feels so in-character.

Twist to Uncoil by katajainen - G - 1.3 - Bilbo & Thranduil - Ahhh lovely lovely look at Thranduil and Bilbo’s relationship as Bilbo recounts his time living in Mirkwood unseen.

[bellarkeselection]

My Tully Lover

Y/n Tully can't help but start a secret love affair with Jaime Lannister while she is supposed to be working her way towards a husband

Running through the hallway of the Red Keep my hair was getting thrown around in my face when I reached a certain chamber door. Swinging the door open I sucked in a breath closing the door quickly behind me before someone could notice me. “I have been waiting all day for you, Y/n. My little secret fish.” Jaime’s voice whispers in my ear with a husky tone and I felt his arms wrap around my waist.

"I've missed you too, Jaime." Spinning around in his arms I leaned up on my toes kissing him slowly.

Jaime tugged me against his chest deepening the kiss slowly. One of his hands moved into my hair while my other hand went to grasp his shoulder blade. Our others hands moved around bringing the other person closer to one another. "One of these days I am going to wake up and you will be gone. Since you have to be looking for a husband while you're here."

“I thought you told me once that everybody else doesn’t matter. We are the only ones who do matter in this world. You’re exact words were fuck everyone but us. What changed hmm?” I raised a brow at him with a smirk on my face when his green eyes scanned over me.

The knight of the Kingsguard cupped my face in his hands leaning down and capturing my lips onto his slowly. “That is what I said because it’s true. Because I don’t want to think about you leaving me, Y/n Tully.”

“And why is that. We’ve known that this couldn’t last between us.” I pulled slightly away blinking through some tears not wanting to be wed off to anyone else but him. But my father had already wed off my sisters Cat and Lysa so I wasn’t far behind.

Jaime turned away from me going over and pouring some wine into a glass taking the whole thing in one big gulp. “I’m not good with words. You know that….so if I can’t do this don’t get annoyed.”

“Okay, so what are you trying to tell me?” I questioned him slowly striding across the room meeting him at the table with the wine in the corner closely watching him.

The golden sighed heavily where I could tell his shoulders were tensed when he started speaking slowly. He wasn’t good with words like his younger brother Tyrion. “Y/n, I’ve only been with anyone except Cersei. I haven’t experienced any type of romance…not for real. Until I met you and now…urgh marry me.”

“Wha…what. Jaime we can’t marry. You’re a member of the Kingsguard. You can’t marry or bear children to anyone.” I parted my mouth opened in shock twisting the fabric of my dress.

“My father wants me to become his heir again and undo my vow as a knight. I want to be with you. I want you as my wife if you’re father will accept.” Jaime turned quickly to face me before he cupped my face in his hands where our eyes locked onto each other deeply.

Shaking my head up at him I throw my arms around his neck smiling up at him like a child getting a present. “My father doesn’t care who I ask him to let me marry. He already has two secure marriages with my sister Catelyn and Lysa. So I accept, Jaime. I’ll always accept.”

“So you’ll marry me even if I am a Lannister. I know you’re family doesn’t like to deal with Westeros and wars.” He shook his head until I leaned up kissing him slowly where he leaned down deepening the passionate kiss.

Threading my fingers through his golden hair he moaned into the kiss until we both needed air. “I want to marry you because I am in love with you, Jaime Lannister.”

“And I think I’m in love with you too, Y/n Tully.” He vowed back tugging my body closer to his before I jumped up wrapping my legs around his waist. He crashes his lips onto mine and we didn’t break the heated kiss not even after we stumbled back onto the bed.

Comments really appreciated ❤️ @makeshift-prime @rosie-posie08 @lover-of-books-and-tea

[burningdarkfire]

nearly just hit the unfollow button instead of the ask button . N, R, & U?

awww thank you for the ask (and not unfollowing!) 💕

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

N really is my lucky letter because i've gotten it three times thus far so your theme is going to be really specific wants i have about my little guy caleb widogast:

moooore blumendrei; the wizards definitely do have a small and loyal fanbase that i am very happy to be a part of, and also this fanbase is always welcoming new blood 🤗 i think caleb as a character is haunted so much by his past, it's odd to me that so many of his fans don't contend much with it directly

caleb actually being a middle-aged man and everything that entails; i don't think the fandom is really that bad about randomly twink-ifying him or anything, but i do feel like we could often be a little more specific in describing his body, and also i feel like hardly anybody ever deals with what it must feel like to finally have a life again for the first time since you were 17 and now you're like 34. i mean happens to all of us but i do want to read more of it

shadowgast breakup taken seriously; this is very specific because i was spinning ideas for it today but i really do want to read a fic where caleb and essek break up on purpose and it is not actually a grand misunderstanding where if only they had clarified that they still love each other it would all be fixed!

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

my hobby is staying up late blurring the already non-existent line between platonic/romantic/sexual relationships so i don't have a real answer for this! and tbh the more i think about it, the more i realize that there are very few "strictly platonic" relationships in critrole that compel me - it's often the mess that makes them attractive

outside critrole my default answer would probably be campal from the locked tomb series, but i would go on record saying that they're the ideal platonic relationship and i think they become very slightly more interesting if we assume there was a sexual component involved

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites

well we all know who number one is going to be

caleb widogast; you were not born with venom in your veins, you learned it!! you learned it!!!!! it's actually almost ridiculous to look back in time at the person i was four years ago before i knew that this fictional character was going to save me. i was a shitty teenager and i hurt a lot of people and i'm going to carry that with me forever! but also maybe there is still a life for me even after all of that! and also he has beautiful hair and unmatched hubris

iron man; i've been casually dipping back into the mcu so thinking about him again and unsurprisingly i'm also here for the unrelenting guilt and incalculable hubris (with bonus daddy issues!) but part of what i like about tony stark so much is that he takes all of his personal problems and makes it the whole world's problems. the whole universe's problems. and i just think that's fascinating

cersei lannister; every single hotd thought i've had this year has inched me ever so slightly closer to reading got again, because sometimes i'm reading fic about women in horrible situationships and thinking about how i could just be reading about cersei instead. like unfortunately tywin lannister's trueborn son and heir was born a girl and she proceeded to make that everybody else's problem as well, and in this way, we are sisters

(send me an alphabet fandom ask!)

[atopvisenyashill]

because everybody loves a both robert and rhaegar die AU, have you ever speculated on what would happen if they’d both died at the trident? i like to think tywin’s move would be to team up with rhaella to crown viserys with cersei as his consort (cuz aegon is too young and he WANTS his blood on that throne), and dorne thus splits off from the royalist side BUT. what thinkest thou?

(no rush to respond to this. it’s just for funsies)

i do like how often an au is just like “what would have happened if one of those two bitches died” lmao. also this is one of the ones where i was in a GROOVE writing wise then tumblr deleted everything which is why it took me foreverrrrrr omg i was so mad, i had so much, i was so depressed!!! ANYWAYS TUMBLR I HATE YOU. MOVING ON-

so YES, as word spreads that both claimants have fallen at the trident, I think in addition to a race to the capital - because we see this several times in the story but whoever HOLDS King's Landing has the keys to the kingdom - Tywin is sending off letters and messages to Rhaella so he can come out on top here. I think Rhaella may even be receptive to this; for all Tywin has a nasty reputation, it's possible Rhaella wants a nasty reputation to protect her right now, knowing she has no one but her unhinged husband "protecting" her now that Rhaegar is dead. His wife was also friends with her, and I'm sure that relation is still important to Rhaella the way the Loreza relation was. HOWEVER. I am going back on forth on Elia and the babies - obviously he will want to kill any counterclaims but there's a risk of killing the kids and then not being able to get Rhaella to play ball, especially with her at Dragonstone and messages probably moving slowly. There's a risk here when he doesn't have Rhaella, Viserys, and baby Dany in hand or under guard by Lannister soldiers. Again - POSSESSION is important right now with everything up in the air. What Tywin - and the rebels - need more than anything is to physically have the upper hand by having the targs they're trying to rule through With Them Right Now or just having King's Landing straight up.

But timeline wise this is crazyyyy and I think that's where it gets fun. In canon, Ned and Tywin get to KL at basically the exact same time (and it takes about a fortnight to get there - so Tywin is really running on a tight schedule to get a message to Rhaella). Tywin is mid sack when Ned shows up and then Ned beats him inside the Red Keep. So when Tywin gets there, Ned, Jon, probably Hoster and Blackfish too, are all standing there with Jaime who has offed Aerys, and are like “well looks like we’re gonna parlay right here and now” but then someone is gonna mention the kids and Elia. So either Tywin has to be all “guess they died in the sack haha oopsie anyways we should crown viserys, do a council of regents like with aegon iii i call hand tho 😁” while Jaime's face is trying to not visibly crack open in horror that he failed to protect Elia because of his dad, OR he tries to argue that since Rhaegar was mad, it's inevitable his children will be too and they should cut the kids out of succession and send them to Dorne (in a scenario where he doesn't risk killing them yet).

Ned is not gonna stand for that shit at all lol, even ignoring the fact that Jon and Hoster will see it for the power grab it is, Ned has just ost his best friend in the whole world, his older brother, his father, and he has no idea where Lyanna is still, I just can't see him taking shit. He’s gonna dig in his heels about how they need to do the opposite of whatever Tywin wants bc Tywin just murdered the kids for no reason - or well, for a very important, selfish, awful reason which is ensuring Viserys has no counterclaims so Cersei can marry him. Without Robert here to laugh it off, and with Ned as the main "face" of the rebellion left alive, I think Hoster, Blackfish, and Jon Arryn are likely to give Ned's words some weight, but they're also much more experienced at politics (and notably, it's only ever Ned and Doran that give a shit about murdering babies). With Robert dead, they know they need money and a marriage that legitimizes their cause, and Cersei is a great possibility for that, but What Is Their Cause Now. Even with Elia and the kids alive (but not for long imo - if they give in and let Tywin crown Viserys over Aegon, I think Aegon, Rhaenys, and Elia are getting attacked by pirates on the way back to Dorne), the question of "Viserys, Aegon, or Stannis" is going to a big issue. The lords of Westeros generally prefer to crown a grown or teenaged man over a baby, which leans towards Stannis, but this isn't crowning Egg over two infants he's related to and likely loves, this is crowning their rebel leader over two actual Targaryens.

I find it unlikely that Hoster and Jon are just going to hand Tywin this complete and total win even if they set up a council of regents - especially because Ned is likely pressing for Stannis to be crowned over young (and already unsteady) Viserys. IF they decide on a council of regents - which isn't a terrible compromise - Tywin is NOT going to be Hand tho, lmao, they are sending his ass home and Jon Arryn will be Hand. Viserys is definitely consummating, like, way earlier than he should too. BUT. If Ned pushes hard enough on crowning Stannis, he's not going to want to reward Tywin with a marriage to Cersei. I think there's a chance that, with both of these factions in the capital, they send out ravens that are like "everyone stand down, we're doing a great council to decide between Viserys and Stannis."

BUT. While they're arguing over what to do here, we don't know quite how much time has passed (in this or in the og timeline) and someone is going to contact Ned about Lyanna eventually. Again, if he gets there quicker, and she's not literally sitting in her own filth and blood for days, she might live. She's much better off in this scenario too - no Robert, no Rhaegar, and Ned alive - but first Ned has to find her. If they're all still arguing while he ducks out, I think Tywin wins that fight UNLESS they decide to call a great council already when he gets the message. Very stressful to be Ned and argue for Stannis, dip to go find Lyanna, and then come back to Viserys being crowned and married to Cersei with a council of regents set up...........especially when he's showing up with another Targaryen.

Anyways, there's sooo many moving factors compressed into a timeline that is very short and also very mysterious. I think if Ned is in the headspace to make the argument, as the main "face" of the rebellion left alive, they're likely to want to crown Stannis or call for a Great Council. HOWEVER. A Great Council does NOT mean Tywin isn't going to start pulling strings to get Viserys and Cersei on the throne either, and he has a lot of money to sling around to get allies. And if they're in the middle of the argument when Rhaella's letter comes in that says "Yeah I'll marry Viserys to Cersei and forgive the rebels" (what else is she supposed to do in this situation after all), THAT'S a huge boon in Tywin's favor to argue, especially if Ned winds up leaving the capital halfway through the argument to either save Stannis or save Lyanna. So imo, Ned is the deciding factor here - is he too focused on Stannis and Lyanna and accidentally gives Tywin the win? Or does he manage to stay on top of the political situation long enough to spite Tywin somehow?

[octoberwitchsblog]

One thing Game of Thrones the series didn't get right for the Lannisters is how fucking terrifying Tyrion is in the books. The only time he displays it in the show is at the trial but it's much more complex than that. You don't see it in the show but his hatred towards everybody for treating him wrong leads him to places so dark in his mind that he's even more dangerous to me than Tywin ever was. They underesteemated his hunger for power and the great ego and cruelty that one can draw from being constantly humiliated. Cersei gets it and that's why she's so afraid of him. In the series, we don't understand how it is because, thanks to Dinklage and to the writing, we only see the charming and sarcastic side of Tyrion, but if they had given him more of a dark side, we would've understood Cersei. She was afraid because she was maybe the only person to see how vile he could really be in the books, how hateful he was, compared to Jaime who, whatever you say about his actions, always saw the best parts in the people he loved. I always saw Jaime as the more naive one in the family : his vision was only black and white where Tyrion, Tywin or Cersei had more complexity, and I wish the show could've displayed that complexity a bit better.

[sugar-grigri]

I remember watching GOT and everybody looked at me like I was crazy because I liked the Lannisters. Love love love Tywin. Thoughts about him?

I think it's crazy... to think it's crazy... to love the Lannisters. I find the characters a little linear at the moment, and the only ones who get away from this flaw are them. What they all have in common is that they reveal new facets over the course of the story.

I'm only in the fourth season but I love Tywin too. I think he's the only character to go beyond his own narrative dimension. Maybe it's because he's always the most interesting to watch (see him coldly dismember a deer, for example.....). But he is the classic embodiment of Machiavellian power. He's obsessed with inheritance and intergenerational transition, so I can understand why he doesn't forgive Tyrion for killing his wife. A mother is in herself the creator of that legacy because she generates heirs.

I also like the fact that the struggle within the siblings is above all a struggle to convince their father. He is their vice. For the time being, Jaime is getting special treatment. Even though he has no plans to have children. Is an amputee. Was taken prisoner for a long time. I love the ruthlessness in Tywin valuing Jaime more than his other children whose only crime is being a woman and born different.

If they all want to pursue their destinies, especially Cersei and Tyrion. I think Tywin... will have to give way by force... and I can't wait to see how they do THAT !!

[westerosoliviapope]

Theon Greyjoy - A Day in the Life

I loved this Theon segment so much, I want to give it room to breathe outside the other shenanigans in my latest update.

From Warrior in a Suit (Scandal Westeros - Finale) on A03

"That's the one."

Gods, Theon thinks. Don't let it be the expensive one. He flips the view on his phone so Sansa can inspect the selection of rings on the tray.

"Far right. 1.5 carat, round cut, white gold," she says. "It looks just like the one on her Pinterest board."

Of course.

He nods to Sabitha, the smiling saleswoman behind the counter. A mere six months ago, those tits peeking through her scandalously-buttoned white shirt would have compelled him to give her something more fleeting than the healthy commission she's about to collect.

He's in love, not blind—but neither Sabitha's turnips nor the significant dent in his credit card can cool the warmth in his chest imagining Jeyne's face when she sees this ring.

Theon Greyjoy. Betrothed. He's tempted to pinch himself.

You learn a thing or two watching your best mate spin out from a broken heart. Namely, you don't want to be the bloke who lets the girl—the One—get away.

Day two of their trip to wine country, having dinner on a balcony at Redwyne Family Vineyards as the sun set over rows of red grapes as far as the eye could see, when the light caught whatever Jeyne put on her face that evening to make her cheeks shimmer and all of a sudden he couldn't breathe, Theon knew.

He was done for. Over. So long to the Sabithas of the world.

Maestro, you can cue the wedding march…

The Riverlands' rains don't bother him —a walk in the park compared to the icy storms he grew up with. As far as he's concerned, it's 70 degrees and sunny as he whips his Tesla through the Capitol nodding to the sounds of Jaero Hovys. He became a fan while stationed in Tyrosh, sharing a base with Braavosi soldiers who couldn't get enough of Jae's layered, braggadocious rhymes. When you spent your days trying not to get your cock blown off by landmines, you took confidence where you could get it. For Theon, that meant chanting lines like "I will not lose" and "allow me to re-introduce myself" while waiting in the fields, rifle at the ready.

He generally prefers the earlier stuff to the recent releases with his wife, Bellegere Otherys. Since taking Jeyne to see the pair in concert, however, he appreciates the newer tracks. He doesn't even skip when "Boss" thumps out of his custom speakers.

"Everybody's bosses/ till it's time to pay for the office—"

Fucking hell. How does the phone always know to ring right before the best part of the song? His frustration is quickly replaced with a shit-eating grin when he sees the name flashing across his dashboard.

"Ms. Poole," he answers. He swears he can feel the ring burning a hole in his pocket, even though it's locked in his safe at home. She has no idea… he thinks. Or does she? Bloody hell, if Sansa spoiled the surprise—

"Are you seeing this thing with Arya and your uncle?"

He tries—actively—not to see anything about anyone in his family, except maybe Asha. But keeping the Greyjoy name out of his feeds is difficult of late. What with Euron emerging from bumfuck Asshai and casting himself as Westeros' new main character. Running around with Cersei Lannister. Going viral for shitposting celebrities and the government. Now, apparently he's arguing with Arya on Twitter.

Once he's at his desk, Theon goes through the tweets. All 319 of them. Arya listed the 318 victims of the 2002 Bear Island Attack, a name per tweet, and ended the thread with:

"The media wants you to forget, so they can use the theatrics of a suspected terrorist to boost their ratings. Please think of your Northern neighbors before you platform/share/boost Euron Greyjoy. Time changes many things—it doesn't bring back the loved ones we lost at Bear Island. #TheNorthRemembers."

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In reply, Euron posted a photo from Robb's campaign with Theon featured prominently among the Stark siblings.

"Seems you aren't triggered by all Greyjoys. Just the ones who don't kiss your 'honorable' arses. Westerosi elites use every trick in the book to censor me because I tell the truth. Don't let the sob stories fool you.

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How long before his phone starts buzzing with requests for comment? Theon gives it two, three hours tops.

When he left Pyke to join the armed services at 18, he thought his days of explaining his family ties were over. He enlisted as Theon Harlaw with no plans to return to the western shores of the Narrow Sea. Once the Three Daughters' conflict settled, he'd find a local Tyroshi girl—a buxom waitress, bartender, or the like—and have a stable full of blue-haired sons who'd never hear their family name associated with words like "extremist," or "cult."

He was in Tyrosh a year when a new crop of cadets came over from the Military Academy at Storm's End, and the name "STARK" appeared over one of the bunks in his unit.

When the Bear Island Courthouse fell, he and Asha were already emancipated, having won their freedom with the assistance of their Uncle Rodrik. The national media knew of Balon Greyjoy, the Iron Islands governor who didn't publicly support the Church of the Drowned God, but—conveniently—never brought the full force of the law down on its extremist sect. They knew the masterminds behind the attack, and applied the term to Aeron and Victarion without irony. And they knew of the enigmatic Greyjoy brother whose "business" took him to Qarth—known drug and money laundering capital of the world—a month before the attack.

They knew little of the wife who divorced Balon ten years prior on grounds of spousal abuse. Or the pair of teenage orphans left to fend for themselves when she died.

His mother's surname let him and Robb coexist peacefully when he first arrived. As the legend of the Young Wolf spread, Theon stayed cordial, but distant. They worked together when duty called. Otherwise, Theon spent his leisure time with the Braavosi unit. With their music, brashness, and penchant for good liquor, they were more his speed than the boy scouts from the Military Academy.

Leave it to Balon to blow it to shit.

News of his father's stroke came via letter. Addressed to "Theon Greyjoy." Like it was bloody designed for shouting in the unit for everyone to hear.

Theon learned three things that day.

One: He wouldn't receive a penny of his trust fund without the Greyjoy name.

Two: Robb has literal bricks for hands.

Three: A fist fight can be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Moments like tonight—watching his name turn into a trending topic because he didn't just have "a" crazy uncle, but came from a family of hucksters who amassed power by deluding an impoverished region with the fantasy of subjugating women, never paying taxes, and attacking merchant ships in the Sunset Sea like a band of old time pirates—makes him wonder if being a Greyjoy is worth the money.

Hovys said it best. Take the good with the bad or throw the baby out with that bath water. Theon Harlaw couldn't drop $21k on an engagement ring.

Fuck waiting out the storm. He may as well steer into it. Smother this baby in the crib before it hits Robb's radar and turns into a real shit show. It's the last thing they need after that Westerling business.

And yes. Perhaps, somewhere in the back of his mind, Theon liked the idea of eye candy in the office when that bloke from the Lorathi embassy gave him her resume. How was he supposed to know Robb would lose his godsdamned head?

Before Jeyne—his Jeyne—not Slutty Fanfic Jeyne…

Well. Okay. Theon would've done the same. Or at least tried. But he didn't unzip Robb's pants and stick his cock in the girl. So, not his fault.

"WNTH. How may I help you?"

"Theon Greyjoy for Wylla Manderly."

Hound that she is, Wylla barely lets the phone ring. Gods save anyone standing between her and an exclusive. "Your uncle has half the republic calling you 'Theon Sheepboy.' Care to comment?"

Sheepboy? Oh. Wolves. Sheep. "Charming," Theon retorts, tapping his pen on his desk.

Time to earn his keep as comms director.

"I'd like to say, on the record, that I have been honored by the gracious warmth and welcome I've found within the Stark family, and stand ardently with them in support of the families and victims of the Bear Island Attack. Euron Greyjoy is a photo on a mantle in a house I barely remember. And I'd like to keep it that way."

"Got it."

"One more thing, Wylla…"

"Aye?"

"The headline is me and my uncle. The family's been through enough without Euron goading them into a brawl." Better Euron's army of bots calling him "sheepboy" than whatever vile shit they'll say to Arya.

"Careful, Greyjoy. People might start thinking you're galant."

"Me?" Theon smiles. "Never."

[alwritey-aphrodite]

My Game of Thrones Girlies as

Taylor Swift Songs

It’s my two favorite things!

Cersei Lannister: The Man - not in a ‘she would be great if she were a man’ kind of way but in a ‘she thinks she’d be great if she were a man’ kind of way. because at the end of the day, Cersei would be a shitty ruler. She’d be straight up awful, but not because she’s a woman, because she fucking sucks. Everyone likes to shit on her solely because she’s a woman when they should be shitting on her because she’s an awful human being. Everyone would praise her as being an awesome villain if she were a male character. Hate her because she’s bad and dumb, not because she’s a woman.

Arya Stark: Karma - she is karma. She is ‘going to track you down, step by step from down to town’. She is ‘sweet like justice’. Like.. has there been a more perfect song for the girl who lists off all the people she wants dead every night before she goes to sleep? For the girl who did that to Walder Frey? She is making sure everyone is getting what they deserve, she’s crossing those names off her list, and I love her for it.

Sansa Stark: mirrorball - ‘I’m still a believer but I don’t know why’ if that line doesn’t describe Sansa I don’t know what does. She is the mirrorball blueprint, she tries so, so, so hard and even when things don’t work out, when she gets fucked over again and again and again, she keeps trying. All of those lines like “watch my shattered edges glisten” I feel perfectly capture how even when she’s broken into a million little pieces she is still keeping up appearances and doing what she needs to in order to survive. I’d take a bullet for her.

Margaery Tyrell: Bejewled - Margaery Tyrell is the love of my life, my best friend, I’m obsessed with her. And yes, there are plenty of sad songs I could have used, but I think this fits her better. “A diamond’s gotta shine”, nothing is stopping her from getting what she wants and looking good while doing it. I feel like this is another one of those songs where it’s like do whatever the hell you want to me, you’re not taking me down, and I feel like that just perfectly describes Margaery and her determination to get what she wants.

Daenerys Targaryen: you’re on your own kid - the way the phrase ends with “you always have been” and then switches to “you can face this” perfectly captures Dany’s entire story arch. She has been alone her entire life, the only person she could rely on was Visery, who was a total creep and trying to pimp her out since she was old enough to be leered at. She has always been alone, the last dragon, and yet she’s survived and she’s ruling and she has friends now. She started off so alone, and now she’s gaining confidence as a person and as a ruler and she is able to handle whatever life throws at her. “I gave my blood, sweat, and tears for this.”

Rhaenrya Targaryen: this is me trying - “they told me all of my cages were mental, so I got wasted like all my potential” I just… it’s so perfect for her. Also you can’t tell me the line “it’s hard to be anywhere these days when all I want is you” wasn’t written about her and Alicent. I feel like it perfectly captures her balance of trying so hard to beat everyone, to live up to her expectations, while simultaneously falling apart. A son for a son

Alicent Higtower: The Lucky One - “you don’t feel pretty, you just feel used” I mean come on!! This was written for her!! As much as the hate the Greens, Alicent deserves so much better. She deserves better than a father who used her for power, she deserves better than an old ass husband who couldn’t give less of a shit about her. “Everybody loves pretty, everybody loves cool” is just the perfect descriptor for the young version of show Alicent - she’s just trying her best to be what everyone else expects of her. Book Alicent can rot in hell tho

[writingsofwesteros]

What Cersei underestimates is Bobby B’s love for his darling little sister Stev. He loves the bones off of that woman, so what if she’s shagging an older man. He loves older women!! He has had sex with older women many times. Cersei had a pretty face yeah but so do many other women and men (this man is not straight, him and Ned definitely did the rumpy pumpy) and literally everybody else when he’s had enough bottles of beer.

Don’t mean he’s not having fun with her though, stuck up bitch or not he’ll just cover her complaints up.

ALL OF THIS!

[arcaneniffler]

So like some days ago I got into a “fight” with someone here over a post saying i *might* wanna write a fic from the women’s pov of robert’s rebellion… you know i thought i’d get a few likes and that’s it?? (I got a fic recommendation similar to my idea so thank you for that.)

And then someone just had to go and say stupid shit like “nobody blamed women”… well i responded and didn’t receive a reply, so i was like ?? have you given up so easily? Guess what.. they blocked me. (Funny thing is that i could see their newest reply through my browser so… lol)

“Lyanna chose to run away with Rhaegar.” Do we ever get a Lyanna pov?? No. So we can’t know for 100%. Most of the characters believe she was kidnapped tho, so maybe that’s an indication? Yes, of course she played a role in the rebellion. Was that a voluntary role? That’s the question of the century.

“Rhaenyra played an active role in the dance of dragons!!/ is partially to blamed for it” Of course??? She was literally one of the two people vying for the throne?? And the literal only reason why the whole dance happened was because she was a woman. (If anyone brings up the bastard-arguement… if she were a man nobody would’ve given two fucks about her having bastards.) As for Alicent Hightower — she’s a good example too. I love her as well, she’s such a complex character, but the point of an example is to just name a few [poeple, things, etc] not every single one…

Calling me sexist is a low blow. I am here literally defending women, saying they shouldn’t be blamed for stupid shit. I have dealt with sexism my whole life — thank you very much. Maybe you should just stop and look into yourself for a minute before saying shit??

Asoiaf generally treats people bad. Everybody suffers pretty much. I am not downplaying the bad things that happen to men; my initial post just happened to be about women. (I think the sexist thing to say is rather that “oh ok women have it bad buT WHAT ABOUT MEN. THEY SUFFER TOO. POOR MEN, let’s make this one about them too.”) I could write essays about the bad things that happened to some men in asoiaf, how they were mistreated etc. But I was talking about women in that post. Period.

And obviously, these women are all very strong. I think that’s what makes them especially strong and brave — that even though they live in a world designed to opress women and have many horrible experiences, they still survive and fight on. Sansa, Daenerys, Brienne, Arya, Catelyn, Cersei, Margaery — just to name a few. It’s not “wa waa women can’t do anything because they’re victims” it’s “yes, even though many women were victims of cruelty, they still continue to fight.” All of these characters (and not just the women) are very complex. Putting them into the roles of “victim” and “oppressor” are just too cliche; but I of course didn’t sit down and and write an essay about it, I made a shitpost on tumblr thinking 5 people will read it and that’s it. The fact that you came and critisized the idea of a women-centric fanfiction is just ridiculous.

I don’t know why arguing with strangers on the internet is such a good pasttime? If you didn’t like my original post you could’ve just ignored it. (And if you say “oh but you aren’t ignoring my reply either.” Yes, because you dragged me into this.) Everyone can have different opinions and theories, but when it goes over to the point where you insult me, I just can’t take it. I’m not sure if you will ever see this post, but if you do; I’m sorry if you’ve misunderstood me at any point— but please keep your chill.