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i adore the way hozier looks at cameras like its his first time ever seeing one before
#never ask that man to pose for a picture he ends up looking like a cryptid or perhaps a deer in headlights#every time without fail#hozier
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^ this is what I see when he comes on screen btw
monsters? hallucinations? Jim? evil music box??? dude what are you talking about nothing bad ever happens in fromville
#this is how I view them btw#every time without fail#from mgm#from epix#fromville#fromily#from fanart#ignore the fact that randalls nose is just GONE 😭😭 let him suffocate idc
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Every time they're texting and Ted comes up in conversation, Ruth always says 'bilf'
#brother id like to fuck#but not in an incestuous way bc it's not her brother#every time without fail#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#ted spankoffski#ruth fleming
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dnp really just sit there and watch their grandchild shag his boyfriend.
#no context#every time without fail#is there even an ounce of secondhand embarrassment?#dan and phil#dan and phil games#dnpgames#dnp#phil lester#philip lester#amazingphil#dan howell#daniel howell#sims 4#dab howlter#dab and evan#phan#phandom
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Don't crack ship with me.
You've got a week max before it's serious and you're in trouble then.
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Melting your ice cold Warden of a lover, literally and figuratively.
#zevran arainai#dragon age#dragon age origins#zevran x surana#zevran x warden#my art#oc: mai surana#zevmai#every time i see anything da related i realize how much i miss zevran#every time without fail#i hate it here#tumblr user proffbon if you're reading this: it's partially your fault
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one of the best parts of weed is the complete lack of hangover
#marzi speaks#like. as someone who in their lifetime has been a little drunk and very high#alcohol has a shit ratio of enjoyment to punishment#i’ve never gotten more than tipsy and yet every time i sobered up from alcohol i had a headache#every time without fail#with being high?#i was high for 10+ hours yesterday. today i feel relaxed. comfortable. like i just got back from the spa#not refreshed per se but renewed nonetheless#this is due in part to the fact that weed makes me take pretty solid care of myself#munchies help me eat enough (though i can sometimes overeat and feel a little sick for a bit)#cotton mouth keeps me hydrated (soooo much water <3)#and i went to bed early and slept until my alarm#i am fed. i am watered. i am rested#i can go do things today and i will be fine. i will be happy#with weed you have to worry less about what the high will do to you#and more about what high you does to you#high me is kind to me. so it works out#but with alcohol? even a responsible tipsy ends in pain. not a fan
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having cats means you have little fuzzy perverts in your house at all times. i havent gone to the bathroom in peace in months.
#they both like to watch me pee and sometimes i have to bring the spray bottle with me to get them to leave me alone so they dont get peed on#its so unpleasant. but i cant even keep them out of the bathroom because my bathroom doesnt have a full solid wall separating it#so they just climb over the boxes i have stacked to try to block the main hole#and come in so they can watch me piss#every time without fail#ghost.txt
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me when i shower and feel a million times better afterward
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have you gained weight?
Yeah, I needed the extra calories and protein to have enough stamina to fuck your mom every night!!! Hope this helps!!! ❤️
#I always get some variation of this ask every time I post a picture of myself#every time without fail#this is so funny to me#like why is this your business? how does this affect you at all?#me and your mom are getting married tonight. I’m your dad now. go do the dishes and take out the trash#asks#anon
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every time i start hating the way my art is coming out and getting frustrated like “ugh why does this suck so bad this is awful” i realize i havent been looking at reference . and literally 5 minutes after pulling up reference and doing a few tweaks everything is Fine Actually
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Every time i leave a cash tip i think of the ep where george wants to make sure the person working behind the counter saw the tip go in the container so he waits for them to turn around
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may i have a high five
Only if yer' fast enough to catch it!
#he would pull away and say too slow#every time without fail#rp#rp blog#mannequin mark regretevator#regretevator#regretevator roblox#regretevator mannequin mark#mannequin mark#roblox regretevator#roblox#🪚.mmark
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Me, every single time Raoul proposes to Christine:
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#raoul de chagny#raoulstine#every time without FAIL#any cast any time#but especially Steve Barton's proposal#every time I listen to the OBC#and Steve's Raoul proposes#I am so touched#his voice is so warm and comforting#how do you resist a boy like that??#this blog loves and supports raoul de chagny#**************************#the only proposals that kind of fall flat are the INFERIOR restaged proposals#because WOW they really tried to sap all the romance out of AIAOY didn't they?#it isn't even the fault of the actors!#(the restaged tour is so bad okay it doesn't hold a candle to the original)#the phantom of the opera#poto#If I'm not moved by this moment in AIAOY ... something went wrong somewhere#lol
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I didn't know I made that much of an impact BRB going to cry
you called me your friend and all i said was “OH.” because i didn’t know how to express what i was feeling but i was sitting there going like this
#i don’t realize how important i am to people until they say something#and every time someone DOES say something im just like#melting#every time without fail#<3#secret messages
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