#every time without fail

[mysterycitrus]

[phlondphil]

dnp really just sit there and watch their grandchild shag his boyfriend.

[yuenity]

I’d never heard of the word bubbe until I watched community, and now every time I see it in a falsettos fic I have to giggle cause all I can think about is: “you’re not gonna bring… both of them?” “Well one of them’s dead…” “what 😰”

[rin-hanarin]

Melting your ice cold Warden of a lover, literally and figuratively.

[vampirebiter]

having cats means you have little fuzzy perverts in your house at all times. i havent gone to the bathroom in peace in months.

[phoebesbridgers]

me when i shower and feel a million times better afterward

[detentiontrack]

have you gained weight?

Yeah, I needed the extra calories and protein to have enough stamina to fuck your mom every night!!! Hope this helps!!! ❤️

[davepetasprites]

every time i start hating the way my art is coming out and getting frustrated like “ugh why does this suck so bad this is awful” i realize i havent been looking at reference . and literally 5 minutes after pulling up reference and doing a few tweaks everything is Fine Actually

[lostcryptids]

Every time i leave a cash tip i think of the ep where george wants to make sure the person working behind the counter saw the tip go in the container so he waits for them to turn around

[markthemannequin]

may i have a high five

Only if yer' fast enough to catch it!

[sebsrainbowbicycle]

The way I know it’s been a Ferrari “masterclass” when half my dash is filtered because of the word clown 🤡

[icantrecallaskysoclear]

Me, every single time Raoul proposes to Christine:

💞

[the-magic-school-bus]

I didn't know I made that much of an impact BRB going to cry

you called me your friend and all i said was “OH.” because i didn’t know how to express what i was feeling but i was sitting there going like this

[valend]

HER CRUCIFIX FELL OF THE FUCKING WALL

[just-slightly-chayotic]

i love how my reaction to seeing pretty outfits is "jeff should wear that"

[just-rogi]

I went over to my best friends apartment after my doctors appointment today to just cry and I fell asleep on her couch and when I woke up she had made me lunch and said “oh no it’s all good I actually anticipate you taking a nap whenever you come over, that’s when I can get out my laptop and do some work lol eat” DAMN BITCH DO I REALLY FALL ASLEEP EVERY TIME WE HANG OUT ??!??