#everclears

[undead-knick-knack]

Never trust Grog

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x05 - Become

[vomittedsoap]

AMC The Terror alternate ending where the Inuit man gives Ross a stack of papers and says “this is all we found” so the ep10 end credits play over a slideshow of a series of watercolor paintings Irving and others made like in The Hangover (2009)

[fazgoop]

happy birthday mortal kombat i hate you more than anything

[favorite-music-tourney]

[tari-makes-drinks]

Courtesy of @cryptotheism

So. This was a mistake.

I couldn't decide whether a high-proof or a low-proof drink was more true-to-character, but 1oz Everclear to 6oz (1 packet) Capri Sun ends up at 13.57% abv so that's what I ended up with.

First. Capri Sun is viscous. It responds quite well to shaking, and aerated beautifully. The drink was opaque for a noticeably long time.

Second. Everclear is pretty bad on its own. It works as a backer for cocktails, but Capri Sun is only lightly flavored. This drink would have needed a citrus to balance it.

Dear readers, it was foul. It was almost exactly as I imagine a rancid Capri Sun would taste. The mouthfeel did not compliment the flavor, and the flavor was, itself, not good. Somehow, sticking the little yellow straw in the drink did make it marginally better. Marginally.

[nyaa]

This is the highest proof vtuber liquor I’ve been able to find. It’s 40% alcohol.

[shushmal]

hi! since you were asking for prompts. I have two Steddie ones. you can just choose if you'd like to do one, or none, it's all cool I appreciate you even taking them. tysm: - 1. Steve hosts a Hellfire game night and Eddie stays afterward to help clean up. (maybe first kisses?) 2. filler scene of Eddie helping Steve clean his wounds and get dressed after they buy the outfits from TWZ.

sorry i was waiting for my demons to find me again before i could fill this prompt

"You are NOT pouring vodka on your open wounds, Harrington."

Steve, the absolute madman, doesn't even look up at Eddie when he replies. "I don't think everclear is vodka," he says, turning the bottle in his hand. He squints at the label. "...Yeah, definitely doesn't say the word vodka anywhere on here. So probably fine, right?"

"I need you to understand that that's worse," Eddie hisses. This week is going to be the death of him—he's never been so stressed out in his life. "You're going to burn your skin off."

Finally, Steve looks up at him. "Everclear burns skin off?" he asks, incredulous, like Eddie's being serious. "Why do people drink it then?"

Steve Harrington is determined to be Eddie's last straw.

"Probably to forget the monster portals that apparently keep popping up around town, now give me that, you psycho," Eddie says, snatching the alcohol from him. "And it's cheap. But, you're gonna do more damage than good with that crap, and it'll hurt worse than rubbing alcohol."

But Steve puffs up, shoulder's back. "I can handle pain, it's fine!" he insists. "I need to be in top shape for this!"

Eddie blows out a frustrated breath. Damn this guy. Eddie had just had a heartfelt moment with Dustin and he was feeling pretty gooey about there little group afterwards, and then Robin Buckley, looking a little green, had asked Eddie to help Steve with his rabies. If Eddie had known it's be like herding cats, he might have refused.

"Just trust me, man," Eddie says, tossing the bottle out the door. Someone squawks in surprise, but Eddie doesn't spare them a thought. "Now let's go find you some niiice peroxide or literally anything NOT specifically made to destroy your liver and flesh."

"Fine," Steve grumbles. And then has the audacity to pout, which has the added consequence of being cute and Eddie's going to have an aneurysm before it's all over. "They do it in the movies all the time."

"Yeah," Eddie sighs. He grabs Steve's arm and drags him towards the little bathroom. "Unfortunately, this isn't a movie, big guy."

Steve huffs again, but he doesn't shake off Eddie's hold. His skin is warm under Eddie's hand, his pulse jumping against his cold fingers. Eddie squeezes a little, just to feel the thump, thump, thump of Steve being alive—pretends Steve's heartbeat is an unspoken promise, that all of this is going to be okay.

[notreyev]

au where juno steel didnt miss and buddy aurinko is like "here's to a job well done" and they all do shots of 100% alcohol (politely excusing jet) and juno wakes up in the morning in bed with joe biden is this anything

[shroudkeeper]

I will give you a garden.. .. where your flowers can bloom in shadow and gloom.

[indigosabyss]

anyone remember that tiktok that was going around of a group of friends each pouring some liquid into a glass without telling the others what they put in it. The intention was to make a cocktail, except all of them were putting non-alcoholic stuff bc they kept referencing one girl who was def gonna go overboard. And that girl pours straight everclear into it.

I want the transcript of it to make an incorrect quote about the kingdom of science on the trip to America.

[strogoff-era]

I love modern au where the mutineers guys are friends bc they do have a really fun group dynamic

I also wish more of these fics included Goodsir in the group. Make him suffer through the weird shit they do, and make everyone wonder why he's still friends with them despite being always against them. But he's not just a victim bc he has the capacity of being a weirdo too

(I would also love to see Diggle with them where he's just there, being terrified and not doing anything about it)

[theirstookmyfamily]

Me, 3 swigs deep in a bottle of everclear, neat, without chaser:

Hmmm, should I take another swig, or get therapy? *looks at price of therapy*

Nah, I think I'll just get hammered and cry myself to sleep over another HDG story.

Again.....

[favorite-music-tourney]

[kattozilla-blog]

take me back to the day when I was still your golden boy

it looks like crazedcake's pretty cvnt meme 😔 that was like,, half on purpose idk

I finally added Father Of Mine to my wood man playlist 😇😇😇 not sure why I didn't sooner

I was going for an "uppies" look bc I was trying to go for "vulnerable/childlike" like Wood wants his daddy [Dr Wily] even though he's like ,, definitely 3 times his size 😭 it's a perspective thing, not really literal

not to drop my wood man headcanon lore here but basically he wants support from his deadbeat scientist dad 💔💔

I fucking love this song /gen