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I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.
#this is why castles don't have phones!!! i've been saying this!!!#i think it's great that there's a space for transylvanians to gather and have a safe space amongst other members of our community!!!#like cellphones are honestly so invasive!!! the people in my cell phone wouldn't get the sex homunculus. they just wouldnt get it
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guys do i watch arcane. it's got a hot emo butch and a melancholic looking twink which are two of my favorite things
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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
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Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy
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Pour one out for banger posts that would dox you
#so many things i want to say about my specific college dorm#my specific floormates#all tied for the most annoying person on the planet#about the fact CHARLIE KUNT WAS ON MY CAMPUS EWWWWWW#go ducks but we don't count him#poser
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happy birthday mortal kombat i hate you more than anything
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*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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happy late Halloween everyone 🫶
#it's halloween for another month for me#HI GOATT#mortal kombat#kung lao#johnny cage#am i crazy or is johnnys outfit from yakuza i know nothing about yakuza#aside from the gambling oomf loves the gambling in yakuza
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some of yall will be like "be gay do crime!!!" but then torrenting is too scary n diy hrt/medication is too dangerous and shoplifting is too risky and i think the only crime u guys r comfortable committing is "being" illegal in a country you'll never visit who's people you've never had to recognise as actual human beings
#queer arab here. some of u guys are pussies#“haha im illegal in x countries” DIEEEE#i literally dont even have any intelligent commentary to give on that. you just gotta die man#/hj but also not some of yall are fr cowards
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#this ones for you jiaoxue...sorry girl ive drawn you like twice#dear mutual who sent me an ask abt my mk ocs SOOOON I PROMMY YOULL SEE EM SOON#OR AT LEAST ONE OF THEM
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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