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jamespottersmixtape Ā· 1 year ago
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personally, I think we should all allow Evan Rosier to be sad sometimes
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woolysium Ā· 26 days ago
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Anatomy Lesson
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ļ¹’ā™”ļ¹’Pairing: Yunho + Mingi (college AU) x reader
ļ¹’ā™”ļ¹’Summary: As med students, you, Yunho, and Mingi have spent countless hours studying anatomy togetherā€”but in this study session, anatomical diagrams turn into hands-on lessons.
ļ¹’ā™”ļ¹’Word count: 4k
ļ¹’ā™”ļ¹’Genre: smut (MDNI)
ļ¹’ā™”ļ¹’Warning: pure filth, very nsfw, threesome, restraint, hand kink, choking, unprotected sex (a no no irl), double penetration, rough sex, very dom!Yunho, whiny mess!Mingi, Mingi is very desperate, teasing, overstimulation (let me know if i miss anything ig its too long)
ļ¹’ā™”ļ¹’Request: @mingi-s-dimples "Hey pooks šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ’– it's me, Bia! I'd love to read something written by your for me sooo here is my request šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹ Yungi x reader, college au studying anatomy (I have the biggest yungi brainrot rn I'm so sorry + I'm studying anatomy as we speak). They've been study buddies since they started uni 2 yrs ago and they always met to study tgt. SO I'd love to read how reader is like into them but is too shy to tell them and the boys are like.. also kinda into her but they thought it's be weird to like.. tell her cause it'd be a 3some. NOT ANYMORE !! They study anatomy and reader starts touching them intimately explaining some of the structures (for ex thigh/abs and so on) and Mingi for ex gets turned on from it and gets a boner duh. They have some small talk and then they yk.. have a 3some šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø sigh. Anyways, I'd love to see: restraining with their bodies/hand kink/slight choking/double penetration (is not a kink ik), praise, teasing šŸ˜Œ Gave you all the details I'd love to see and THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH LOVE YOUU šŸ˜‹šŸ’–šŸ’–šŸ’–"
ļ¹’ā™”ļ¹’Author's note: This took longer than I expected, and filthier.... I never knew i could do this good until now lmao. Anyways this is a long ass fic, and cheers to my babe Bia for requesting it, even though i kinda died at the end so it looks rushed but, hope you like it, I love your idea so so much. It was a ride writing this, I had to research a shit ton on anatomy, but it was fun tho. This is not proofread thoroughly since it's too long and i was getting sleepy, so please ignore any errors. Enjoy the meal. I love you Bia šŸ’œ
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Youā€™ve known Yunho and Mingi since the first day of med school. Being more of an introvert, you usually keep to yourself, avoiding any unnecessary attention. But that day, the only open seat was right in the middle of the lecture hall. Yunho and Mingi showed up late, looking a bit lost, and ended up grabbing the two seats on either side of you.
At first, you figured they were just two extroverted guys whoā€™d probably drift off to make other friends once they settled inā€”exactly the type you usually avoid. But as the lecture went on, they kept leaning over to ask for help, clearly struggling with the material. Yunho, with his easy smile and laid-back vibe, nudged you and whispered, ā€œThink you could explain this? Weā€™re kinda lost.ā€ Mingi, with a shy grin that made him seem more approachable than his confident appearance suggested, nodded along.
You explained the basics, and they were grateful enough to ask if youā€™d study together outside of class. Despite your initial hesitation, you said yes, you couldnā€™t even believe yourself. From there, study sessions became a regular thingā€”quiet corners of the library or your living room, where youā€™d help them with the tough stuff, and theyā€™d bring snacks and keep the mood light. They made everything feel a bit more bearable at least, even the late-night cram sessions.
Two years later, the three of you are still a team, but things have changed. Somewhere along the way, simple glances and casual touches started to linger. And there were momentsā€”small, fleeting onesā€”where you could swear they were feeling it too. Like when Yunho would shift closer to you on the couch, his arm draped casually behind your shoulders, his fingers brushing the back of your neck just enough to make your skin tingle. Or when Mingiā€™s hand would find your lower back during those late-night coffee runs, the touch lingering a little too long to be just friendly. But no one ever said anything about it, all of you dancing around the unspoken tension that had begun to define your time together.
Tonight is just another study session at your place, and you donā€™t really think much about anything else other than the lessons. You're all spread out across your bedā€”Yunho sitting up against the headboard, his long legs stretched out, Mingi lying on his side next to him, propped up on one elbow. You sit cross-legged facing them, surrounded by notes and anatomy diagrams.
You're pointing out different muscle groups and explaining their connections, but you notice the looks of confusion on their faces. With a little laugh, you suggest, ā€œGuys, I think it would be better to show you directly. How about I demonstrate them on your body?ā€ Totally innocent request, or so you thought.
Yunho glances at Mingi, who shrugs with a faint smirk. ā€œYeah sure. Might be easier to understand that way,ā€ Yunho says, scooching to the side a bit to make space for you. Mingi stretches out beside him, nodding along.
You start with Yunho, tracing the lines of his arm, outlining the biceps and triceps as you explain each muscle group. ā€œSo, hereā€™s the biceps brachii,ā€ you murmur, fingers gently pressing along the length of his upper arm, feeling the firmness beneath. Yunho listens intently, his usual playful smile tempered by a newfound focus as he watches your hand. ā€œAnd just behind here, the tricepsā€”helps with arm extension,ā€ you continue, trailing your hand down the back of his arm. His body is relaxed under your touch, but thereā€™s a slight shift in his breathing when your fingers glide over his chest and down to his abs, the smooth firmness beneath your fingertips making you a little more aware of the warmth radiating between you.
When you move over to Mingi, the atmosphere tenses up even more, you are oblivious, somehow. You run your fingers along his chest, explaining the pectorals. ā€œThis is the pectoralis majorā€”itā€™s responsible for moving the arm across the body,ā€ you say softly, your hand tracing the broad curve of his chest. He listens closely, his breathing grows a bit deeper as you outline each muscle. You continue downward, fingertips gliding over his defined abs. ā€œAnd hereā€™s the rectus abdominisā€¦ your core muscles.ā€ Mingiā€™s body tenses beneath your touch, brows furrowing as he bites his lips, trying to control his reaction.
ā€œThis partā€”your obliques, they help with twisting movements,ā€ you add, tracing the defined muscles, feeling the warmth of his skin through the thin fabric of his shirt. Your touch follows the natural curve of his hip, then skims lower. Itā€™s meant to be purely academic, but then your fingers slide over the curve of his hip and graze against the waistband of his jeans.
Youā€™re about to pull away when your hand slips, just slightly, brushing over his crotch. You freeze, the realization hitting you like a jolt, the feeling of Mingiā€™s arousal under your fingertips sending a rush of warmth to your own cheeks. Mingiā€™s breath catches audibly, his body tensing beneath your touch. You glance up at him, heart racing, but his expression is caught somewhere between surprise and something more intense, his face flushed.
Before you can say anything, you catch the way Yunho's expression has changed too. Thereā€™s a heat in his eyes as he looks between you and Mingi, cheeks a little flushed and his breath coming out uneven, though heā€™s still trying to keep up his usual playful front. "You know, you might be a little too good at this," he says, his voice dropping, teasing but rougher than usual.
The air in the room feels thicker, making your heart beat faster. Yunho moves in closer, his gaze darker, watching you in a way that makes you swallow hard. Thereā€™s this electric charge between the three of you now, impossible to ignore. For a second, itā€™s like time stopsā€”none of you quite sure how to navigate this shift, but aware that something's definitely changed.
Yunhoā€™s usual teasing grin fades when he catches your gaze, something more serious in his eyes. His breath hitches, and you notice how he glances from your eyes to your lips, then back again, like heā€™s debating what to do. The room goes quiet, and the tension is thick enough to make you feel like youā€™re holding your breath.
You swallow hard, nerves making your voice waver as you finally break the silence. ā€œI... Iā€™ve liked both of you for a while now,ā€ you admit, your cheeks heating with embarrassment. ā€œBut I was too scared to say anything. I thought... I thought youā€™d find it weird, or that it would ruin everything.ā€
Mingi lets out a breath heā€™s been holding, his expression softening even as his lips curl into a smirk, a mixture of relief and disbelief paints his face. ā€œYou serious?ā€ He glances over at Yunho, who gives a slow, almost doubtful nod, as if he canā€™t quite believe what heā€™s hearing either. Mingiā€™s hand moves to rest on your thigh, his grip firm, sending a jolt through you. ā€œLook, Y/N. Weā€™ve been into you for so long, but we thought youā€™d be freaked out by the idea... of being with both of us like this, you know.ā€
Yunhoā€™s hand tilts your chin so youā€™re looking right at him. His thumb brushes over your bottom lip, and his voice drops lower. ā€œYeah, we didnā€™t want to make you uncomfortable. But if youā€™re saying youā€™re into this too...ā€ His other hand slides to your waist, tugging you a bit closer. ā€œMaybe weā€™ve been holding back for no reason.ā€
You shiver under their touch, heat pooling low in your stomach as the reality of the situation sinks in. Mingiā€™s thumb strokes slow circles on your thigh, his other hand trailing up your back. Yunho leans in closer, his lips brushing the shell of your ear as he murmurs, ā€œSo... what do you want, really?ā€Ā 
You catch your breath, feeling their warmth pressed against you from both sides. You look at them, and itā€™s like all the unspoken feelings are right there on their faces. A nervous smile tugs at your lips as you admit, ā€œI want... both of you.ā€
Mingiā€™s grip tightens, and Yunhoā€™s breath comes out in a low, almost relieved sigh, his fingers slipping beneath the hem of your shirt. Itā€™s like a dam breakingā€”no more restraint, just the three of you finally letting go of the tension thatā€™s been building for so long.
The bed dips under their weight as Yunho settles behind you, Mingi in front. The heat radiating from their bodies is intoxicating, and you shiver as Yunhoā€™s rough hand grips your jaw, tilting your head back. ā€œLook at you. Already so needy,ā€ he growls, the pad of his thumb grazing your lower lip, sending a thrill straight to your core.
His lips crash into yours, rough and eager, as if he canā€™t hold back a second longer. His hands are everywhereā€”one cupping your face, his thumb brushing over your cheek, the other slipping beneath your shirt, his touch leaving a trail of heat in its wake. His grip is firm, possessive, his fingers digging into your skin as he pulls you closer.
Mingiā€™s hands tug at the hem of your shirt, impatience lacing his movements. He pulls the fabric up and over your head, his fingers fumbling slightly as he tosses it aside. ā€œHeā€™s always in such a hurry,ā€ Yunho teases, his voice a low rumble against your lips, but thereā€™s a smirk in his tone that says heā€™s just as eager.
Your bra is the next to go, Mingiā€™s hands quickly unhook it and slide it down your arms. His eyes darken as he takes in the sight of you, his tongue wetting his lips. ā€œYou look so good like this,ā€ he murmurs, his breath coming in shallow pants. He palms your chest, thumbs brushing over your nipples, drawing a gasp from you as he rolls them between his fingers, his touch alternating between gentle and rough.
Yunhoā€™s hand trails down your side, fingers hooking into the waistband of your pants. He yanks them down in one swift motion, along with your panties, leaving you completely bare between them. He pulls back just enough to admire the sight, his lips curving into a satisfied smirk. ā€œYouā€™re beautiful, Iā€™ve dreamed of this for so long,ā€ he says, but thereā€™s a rough edge to his voice that sends a shiver through you.
His breath is warm against your ear, his hands trailing down your sides, tracing the curves of your body with a possessive touch. He pulls you closer against him, his large hands sliding over your thighs before gently urging them apart. He holds you open, one arm wrapped around your waist to keep you steady while the other spreads you wider, his fingers brushing against your slickness as he exposes you to Mingi.
Meanwhile, Mingiā€™s hands roam over your thighs, pushing them apart as he leans in, his breath hot against your skin. His fingers tease along the edge of your crotch, just barely brushing over your wetness.
ā€œAlready soaked, huh?ā€ Mingiā€™s voice is husky, tinged with a whine as his fingers press harder, rubbing slow circles over the soaked heat. Heā€™s watching you, eyes blown wide with lust, lips parted as he takes in every little reaction. He lets out a shaky breath, his impatience bleeding through. ā€œYouā€™re so fucking desperate for it, arenā€™t you?ā€
Yunhoā€™s hand wraps around your throat, fingers tighten slightly, cutting off your reply. ā€œMingi, quit messing around,ā€ he commands, his tone leaving no room for argument. His fingers slowly twisting your nipples, hard enough to make you gasp. ā€œShe wants it rough, so letā€™s not make her wait.ā€
Mingi, positioned between your legs, drinks in the sight of you with darkened eyes, a low groan escaping him. ā€œYunho, sheā€™s so wet for us,ā€ he mutters, his voice husky with desire. He presses a kiss to the inside of your thigh, his lips trailing a path closer to where you need him most, his breath teasing your skin and making you squirm in Yunhoā€™s hold.
Yunho tightens his grip, keeping you steady, a smirk playing on his lips as he feels you try to press closer to Mingi. ā€œEasy, baby. Let him take his time with you,ā€ Yunho murmurs, his tone low and commanding, his fingers brushing along your inner thigh as he keeps you spread wide for Mingi.
Mingi glances up at you through half-lidded eyes, his mouth hovering just inches away from your core, and you can feel the heat of his breath ghosting over your most sensitive spot. ā€œYou ready for this?ā€ he asks, his usual confidence cracking just enough to reveal the desperation underneath. He doesnā€™t wait for your answer before leaning in, his tongue dragging slowly over your folds, tasting you with a groan that vibrates against your skin.
You gasp, your head falling back against Yunhoā€™s shoulder as the sensation crashes through you. Mingiā€™s mouth is relentless, his tongue working you over with a rhythm that has your thighs shaking, but Yunhoā€™s grip keeps you from closing your legs, keeps you open and exposed to every lick, every gentle suck. He spreads you wider with his fingers, giving Mingi the perfect angle, and Mingi takes full advantage, his tongue dipping inside you before dragging back up to circle your clit, teasing you mercilessly.
Yunhoā€™s lips find your neck again, pressing rough kisses along your skin, his teeth grazing over your pulse point. ā€œLook at you, falling apart already,ā€ he whispers, his voice filled with amusement as he watches the way your chest heaves with every breath. ā€œMingi, I think she likes that,ā€ he teases, his hand sliding down to cup your breast, his thumb brushing over your nipple in slow, deliberate circles.
Mingi pulls back just enough to speak, his voice low and rough. ā€œShe tastes so good, Yunho... I donā€™t think I can stop,ā€ he admits, his usual confidence slipping into a more desperate edge. He dives back in with a hunger, his tongue working faster now, alternating between soft licks and harsher, more focused attention on your clit, sucking it into his mouth and flicking it with his tongue until youā€™re crying out, your hands clutching at Yunhoā€™s arm for support.
Yunho groans softly at the sound of your moans, his own arousal pressing hard against your lower back. He lets one hand drift down, his fingers grazing over Mingiā€™s jaw as he works, a silent encouragement as he keeps you pinned in place, making sure you canā€™t escape the overwhelming pleasure. ā€œYeah, thatā€™s it, Mingi... make her fall apart,ā€ Yunho breathes, his own voice thick with desire as he watches the scene unfold.
Mingiā€™s pace grows more frantic, his lips and tongue driving you to the edge, his hands gripping your thighs to keep you steady as he devours you like heā€™s starving. The combination of Yunhoā€™s firm, steady grip and Mingiā€™s relentless mouth leaves you helpless between them, your body arching as the tension builds, heat pooling low in your belly until you canā€™t hold back anymore.
ā€œYunho, please... Iā€”ā€ Your words dissolve into a choked moan as Mingiā€™s tongue circles your clit faster, pushing you right to the brink. Yunhoā€™s hand slides back to your throat, not applying pressure but just resting there, a reminder that heā€™s the one in control, a reminder of how completely youā€™re at their mercy.
ā€œThatā€™s it, baby. Come for us,ā€ Yunho whispers against your ear, his thumb stroking over your pulse as if feeling the way it races beneath his touch. His other hand tightens on your thigh, holding you wide open for Mingiā€™s tongue, making sure you canā€™t escape the intense sensations that roll through you in waves.
And when your release finally crashes over you, itā€™s like everything shattersā€”your body shaking between them as Mingi holds you steady, his tongue slowing but never stopping, drawing out every last aftershock until youā€™re a trembling mess in their hands. Yunhoā€™s grip softens, turning soothing as he brushes his lips against your temple, ā€œGood girl,ā€ his voice soft in a low register.
Mingi pulls away from you, lips slick and pupils blown wide, catching his breath as he watches the way your body trembles. He flashes you a wild grin, his lips curling into a satisfied smirk as he takes in the sight of you coming undone. ā€œYouā€™ve got no idea how good you look like this,ā€ he murmurs, voice rough and low, sending a shiver down your spine.
Yunhoā€™s large hand cups your jaw, his fingers pressing gently but firmly as he tilts your head back, stealing your breath with a demanding kiss. His tongue slides against yours, leaving you dizzy with the heat of his mouth, while his free hand drifts between your legs. His long fingers find the slickness Mingi left behind, sliding inside you with ease, spreading your pussy open, curling to press against that sensitive spot that makes you gasp into his mouth. He groans at how ready you are, his own control slipping as he pumps his fingers slowly, making you arch against him.
ā€œThink sheā€™s ready for us, Yunho?ā€ Mingi teases, pressing hot, open-mouthed kisses along your thighs, his voice tinged with a playful edge even as his own breath comes out shaky. His hands press your legs open wider, his grip rough and eager, holding you in place beneath him.
Yunho pulls back, letting his lips ghost over the shell of your ear as he speaks. ā€œMore than ready,ā€ he murmurs, his tone low and dark. He withdraws his fingers, leaving you clenching around nothing, and Mingiā€™s lips twitch into a smirk as he watches the way your hips move, seeking more. He pulls his own shirt over his head, revealing the toned muscles beneath, and shoves his jeans down in a hurry, his cock heavy in his hand as he strokes himself, his eyes glued to the way you tremble beneath them.
They both shed the last of their clothes, and the sight of themā€”Mingi with a desperation in his eyes, his cock hard and leaking, and Yunhoā€™s self-assured composure as he strokes himself slowlyā€”has heat pooling in your belly all over again.
Yunho catches Mingiā€™s eye, and thereā€™s a shared look between themā€”a look that you canā€™t quite make out of. Mingi huffs out a breath, a smirk curling his lips even as his hands tighten on your thighs. ā€œReady to make her feel good, arenā€™t we?ā€ Yunho taunts, his tone edged with a dangerous kind of promise.
Mingiā€™s response is a low hum as he settles between your legs again, his breath ghosting over your sensitive skin. He presses a final kiss to your thigh, his lips soft before he lines himself up with your entrance. ā€œYouā€™re gonna take us both, sweetheart. You up for that?ā€
Yunhoā€™s grip tightens on your jaw, guiding your head back so youā€™re looking at him, his expression dark and intense. ā€œShe can take it. Canā€™t you?ā€ he challenges, his thumb brushing over your lips, the pressure making your breath hitch. You nod, canā€™t even form words, and a satisfied smirk tugs at Yunhoā€™s mouth.
Mingi eases himself inside you, inch by inch, his moan vibrating through you as he stretches you open. The way his big dick fills you is almost overwhelming, his rough grip grounding you as he bottoms out, shuddering against you. ā€œFuck, sheā€™s so tight... Iā€™m not gonna last if you keep squeezing me like that,ā€ heā€™s breathless, barely keeping himself together as your body tightens around him.
Yunho smirks, his fingers flexing against your throat. ā€œShe likes it, Mingi,ā€ he murmurs, the dominance in his tone sending a thrill through you both. He moves his hand to your clit, his touch unrelenting, and the added sensation sends you spiraling, your body arching back into him as he drives you higher.
Yunhoā€™s smirk widens, his gaze tracking every twitch of your expression as he positions himself behind you, the thick head of his cock pressing against your entrance alongside Mingiā€™s. He moves slowly, letting the stretch settle in, and you gasp at the sensation, the stretch is intense, burning in the most delicious way as your body struggles to adjust. They both push forward, filling you to the brim, and you canā€™t hold back the sharp cry that escapes you, the sensation leaving you breathless.
Yunhoā€™s breath ghosts over your skin, his voice a low growl in your ear. ā€œLook at how desperate he is for you,ā€ he taunts, his fingers pressing down on your clit, rubbing rough circles. ā€œBut you love it, donā€™t you? Being filled like this, over and over until you canā€™t even think straight.ā€
Mingiā€™s head snaps up at that, his lips curling into a defiant smirk even as his movements falter, every thrust turning sloppy and wild. ā€œShe loves it... I can feel how tight she gets every time you touch her,ā€ he gasps out, his voice cracking into a moan as Yunhoā€™s fingers tighten their grip, applying just enough pressure to make you gasp, and he holds you there, his grip firm as he watches the way your lips part, vision going hazy. Mingi loses himself in the rhythm, his cock twitching inside you as he chases the edge of release, his desperation palpable in every shuddering breath.
You can feel Mingiā€™s pace falters, his head dropping to your shoulder as his breath stutters against your skin. ā€œFuck, I canā€™t hold back... sheā€™s driving me crazy,ā€ he groans, his voice breaking on a whimper as he feels the way you clench around him.
From behind you, Yunho chuckles, his own control slipping as his hips snap forward, burying himself deeper inside you. ā€œDonā€™t hold back,ā€ he growls. ā€œMake her come again.ā€ The dual sensations of their thrusts, the weight of their bodies, and the intimacy of the moment push you closer to the edge, and you feel the tension building again. ā€œI canā€™tā€”oh, God, Iā€™m so close!ā€ you cry, your nails digging into Mingiā€™s arms as you cling to him.
The room fills with the sounds of your combined breaths, the wet slap of skin against skin, and the low, breathless curses spilling from Mingiā€™s lips. His hand slips, reaching back to grip Yunhoā€™s wrist, grounding himself as he rocks into you with wild abandon, his moans turning needy and high-pitched as he finally loses himself in the pleasure.
Yunho increases his pace, and Mingiā€™s fingers dig into your skin as he matches the intensity. ā€œThatā€™s it, just let go,ā€ he encourages, his voice a desperate plea.
The heat spirals through you, the sensation of being double filled amplifying everything. Your body arches back against Yunho, and with a final thrust from both sidesā€”it pushes you over, and you come with a broken cry, clenching down around them.
Mingi loses it then, his hips stuttering as he spills inside you with a choked moan, his whole body shuddering against yours. Yunho isnā€™t far behind, his grip on you steady as he pushes deep one last time, burying himself as he loses control. He keeps moving through the aftershocks, drawing out every last drop of pleasure until youā€™re a trembling, spent mess in their arms.
They hold you there, their bodies pressed against yours, the heat of the moment fading into a heavy, sated silence. Mingiā€™s head rests on your shoulder, his breath ragged against your skin, while Yunhoā€™s hand gently loosens around your throat, his lips pressing a softer kiss to the side of your neck.
Youā€™re all left panting, tangled together in a messy heap, the air thick with the scent of sex and satisfaction. Mingi pulls out first, dropping back onto the bed with a breathless laugh. ā€œFuck, that was... intense.ā€
Yunho wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you against him as he presses a kiss to your shoulder. ā€œYeah, it was an intense anatomy lesson, but she took it like a champ,ā€ he murmurs, voice full of pride. ā€œDidnā€™t you, babe?ā€
You nod weakly, a small smile tugging at your lips as you relax into their warmth. ā€œYeah... I did.ā€
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by @woolysium
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ba9go Ā· 4 months ago
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texts with fwb to bf!bakugou katsuki (pt. 3)
fwb to lovers šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø hurt/comfort, bkg brings u ice cream and confesses, getting together, fluff (sfw), fem!reader (bkg asks u to be his gf)
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katsuki hears you giggling from inside your room as you make your way to the door. he sighs, though it's mostly in relief. even though you were being annoying and teasing him, he hasn't made you laugh in so damn long.
the doorknob twists and the door creaks open slowly. "who goes there!"
"your ice cream is already melting, but i'll blow it up in your face if you don't open the damn door."
"PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!"
katsuki lets you snatch the grocery bags from him and watches in satisfaction as you realise that he didn't just come with two tubs of ice cream, but also several bags of your favourite potato chips.
"katsuki," you cried dramatically. "you didn't have to!"
"you always sulk when i go to the damn store without buying you those damn chips," he says but crosses his arms smugly, walking past you to sit on your bed. "you better ration that shit, though. m'not buyin' you more chips this week."
"what? why?" you demanded, face contorting as your smile turned into a frown. katsuki's too amused by your sudden moodswing to be annoyed. cute.
"s'not healthy. too much salt."
"i ate takeout everyday for dinner last week and it wasn't healthy either."
this gets katsuki annoyed. he glares at you. "you're the one who asked me for space. don't go complainin' 'bout food now."
"it's your fault that i needed space!"
"you said i didn't do anything! what the fuck am i catching strays for?"
"whatever," you grumbled, sitting next to katsuki with two tubs of ice cream and a spoon in each hand. "chocolate chip cookie dough or ooey gooey cookie."
"you wanted chocolate chip."
"but do you want ooey gooey cookie?"
"s'fine."
"'kay."
you hand him the tub of ice cream and you both rip open the lids.
"so," you shove a spoonful of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream into your mouth. you bite down on the ice cream, and you catch katsuki wincing beside you. you ignore him, scooping another spoonful of ice cream but offering it to katsuki instead. "what'd you want to tell me?"
katsuki's silent. he scoops a spoonful of his ooey gooey cookie and finally meets your gaze as he offers you his spoon.
you could make katsuki's life easy and take the spoon from him yourself, but where's the fun in that? so you part your mouth and say "ahh".
katsuki rolls his eyes at you but brings the spoon up to your mouth and feeds you the ice cream.
"it is ooey gooey," you murmur softly. you bring the spoon up to katsuki's mouth and he glares at you before reluctantly opening his mouth.
"it has chocolate chips," he deadpans.
"don't avoid my question," you nudged your shoulder against his. you don't pull away, and katsuki lets you lean your shoulder against his. "you sounded stressed when you texted me."
"i was not stressed."
"really?"
"fine," katsuki sighed. you feel him lean down to rest his chin on top of your head. "maybe i was a little stressed."
you hum. "what was bothering you?"
katsuki closes his eyes and tilts his face downwards ever so slightly to kiss your hair. "i missed you," he admits quietly.
"i know," you whisper. "i'm sorry. i missed you too."
"why'd you ask for space?"
"i wanted more than what we already had," you said sadly. "i know you weren't using me, but it felt like i wanted you in ways you didn't want me back."
katsuki pulls back to look at you. "how do you want me?"
"in like a for-the-rest-of-my-life way."
katsuki smiles.
"i'd be more than happy to indulge you in that, darling."
katsuki presses a soft kiss to your lips.
"m'sorry for not asking this earlier, but would you be my girlfriend?"
i personally do not recommend the fwb-to-lovers route. that shit messyyyyy. also sorry i like ice cream and potato chips šŸ˜‹ and i love biting my ice cream HEHE
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deadghosy Ā· 4 months ago
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Slytherins boys during 4th of July with their American! Reader
Warning: of course this is modern eraā€¼ļøšŸ˜‹
Ft. The riddles, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Lorenzo Berkshire
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TOM RIDDLE
Your dark aesthetic of an English boyfriend is staying his ass inside šŸ˜­ heā€™s not coming out!!
He DOESNT fuck with them bugs or those loud fireworksā€¦yes he moved to America for you. As much as he loves you. Hell no.
Heā€™s in the shared room with you as he read a book, listening to crime documentary and podcasts. Or heā€™s just cuddling with you.
If you ever did drag him out to pop fireworks wit you, he may or may not pop them at his brother if mattheo comes to visit.
ā€œY/N!! GET YOUR MAN!!ā€ Mattheo says running from Tom who had a evil grin on his face. Chasing after Mattheo with a sparkler.
you just stood there waving your sparkler around giggling.
at least he's having fun!
MATTHEO RIDDLE
Mattheo is popping fireworks like a god damn maniacā€¦please control himā€¦
Literally bought an illegal firework and lit it outsideā€¦PLEASE get your unhinged man or else people are gonna call the cops on him.
STOP CAUSE HEā€™S DEFINITELY THE TYPE TO THROW POPPERS AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
A MENCE TO THE STREETS AND YOU!! YOU ARE NOT SAFE!!
Chaotic just like his damn brother with that evil ass grin. Heā€™s literally the king of being an asshole.
But if you donā€™t like fireworks, donā€™t worryā€¦heā€™s got you bbg. Heā€™s a softie for you anyways.
Heā€™s literally probably buying noise canceling headphones so you can relax with him.
Heā€™s a cutie patootie under all that gremlin energy heā€™s got ļæ¼
DRACO MALFOY
This sassy ass manā€¦this bbg dude..is probably staying his ass inside. Iā€™m sorry, but heā€™s probably confused on why ā€œAmericanā€™sā€ celebrate such a day even if you educate him about it.
At least you grill him food and still love him.
Thatā€™s all it matters
BLAISE ZABINI
Heā€™s already starting bullshit if you donā€™t like popping fireworks cause of how loud they are.
If youā€™re asleep, heā€™s literally like playing loud ass firework sounds or he is outside popping them loud ass works šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Honestly I do picture American! Reader just grilling while Blaise is getting ready to pop these babies.
But since I headcannon this Slytherin boy to be a romantic, heā€™s taking you to a firework show. He loves you like that.
Putting the blanket below you guys, cuddling you with that charming smile of his.
Itā€™s just perfect!
Best 4th of July ever.
THEODORE NOTT
Get ready to wake to this man cooking at 4 am so you can eat.
He knows you love to eat you beautiful foodie, so heā€™s making you some food.
Watches the fireworks from inside and then goes out to pop his own
Heā€™s a romantic as well, so he might just take you out for a firework show
He loves you like that.
And if you donā€™t like fireworks, donā€™t worry you two can just enjoy the fireworks inside
LORENZO BERKSHIRE
Heā€™s the type of boyfriend to try and grill for you only to fail and need assistance. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Literally though he will try again only to succeed with your help tactics and then he will be so proud!
Pops small fireworks with you. He doesnā€™t pop big ones as he did look into the holiday to see so much accidents with big fireworks.
ā€œEnz, honey.. itā€™s okayā€¦ā€ you say holding up a pack of big fireworks. Lorenzo looked nervous as he took the fireworks from your hold. ā€œSorry love..but what if an explosion hits you?ā€
Please calm your man down before he packs it up makes you two just watch movies instead of popping fireworks.
End of the night and day, he loves the food a little bit.
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WONYOUNG IN KSPO DOME OMFG imagine her eating you with those glasses on mfksksjf she would be so messy but tidy at the same time
btw can i be šŸ¦­ pls?
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yes you can be šŸ¦­ anon!! šŸ’•šŸ’• so sorry for the long wait but thatā€™sā€¦ my thing now apparently šŸ˜­ ANYWAY i decided to mesh these two asks together bcsā€¦ wony glasses + tieā€¦ yes.
the hard dom part just automatically made me think of rough quickies with wony backstage in between intermissions šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹ maybe she's exhausted, a bit frustrated too bcs the show's already going on for longer than she anticipated... so ofc she's dragging you to a random, empty room and taking everything out on you šŸ¤­ lowkey youā€™re the reason why she wants to be finished getting changed as soon as possibleā€¦ sheā€™d have enough time to secure a room for the two of you and give you the best head of your life!
making you settle on a desk with your legs forced open as sheā€™s sat in front of you, working wonders with her tongue inside you as her dark eyes glare at you from behind those glassesā€¦ see if the mere sight of wonyoung could make you cum, that wouldā€™ve been it right there šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« she doesnā€™t let you touch her bcs she doesnā€™t want you to ruin her hair so every time, youā€™re grabbing the edges of the desk just to have something to hold on toā€¦ although sometimes you do like to disobey her a bit! bcs something about the way her nails dig into your wrist while youā€™ve grabbed a fistful of her hair or the way she literally swats your hand away if you so much as reach for her just makes her so much hotter šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤
ofc despite your timid appearance, wonyoung knew you were a freak so sheā€™s never nice whenever sheā€™s fucking you šŸ˜­ she knows all the insults just make you even wetter anyway! especially when youā€™re so close to cumming! šŸ¤­ sheā€™s always making sure to lean back whenever you cum to watch your thighs twitch while she uses her thumb to stimulate your clit for good measureā€¦ there are times where she just takes your juices to her face though! she canā€™t help it, okay?! you tasted wayyy too good that sometimes she canā€™t resist šŸ˜¤
not everyday is business with her, however! wonyoung likes to have her own fun too! standing behind you as she fucked you, making you face the door that she made sure was unlocked and just having the time of her life watching you pathetically cover your mouth and failing to push her hand awayā€¦ everybody knew you as a reliable staff member, they canā€™t know youā€™re basically wonyoungā€™s little doll! šŸ˜£ and wonyoung knew that being caught would just make you feel even more humiliated and thatā€™s why sheā€™s so fucking obsessed with youā€¦ youā€™re so easy to scare, she loves having that much power šŸ«¢
no aftercare obviously bcs wonyoung doesnā€™t have time for that! you just have to get yourself ready for the next intermission bcs you know that while wonyoung sings her little songs on stage, she already has the nastiest things planned out for the two of youā€¦
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astuteology Ā· 1 year ago
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Some more observošŸ«¶šŸ»
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If a SCORPIO starts liking you, he/she will ask for your pictures. Not "those" pictures. Your bare faced one. Ik that's kinda scary. But they love anything raw and bare. šŸ„¹šŸ«¶šŸ»
Speaking of scorpios, DO NOT under any circumstances, LIE TO THEM. PleasešŸ›. They'll know it. And if you happen to like a scorpio, and you show them your best, show them what YOU think they'll like, No don't do it. BE RAW, BE REAL, TAKE YOUR STAND IF SOMEONE HUMILIATES YOU, etc. Just be real, that's all they ask. They will love your dark side as well.
Lilith in the 4th, might have been suppressed or humiliated in their home for expressing themselves. Their emotions weren't valid. Their parents made them feel guilty for even enjoying little thingsšŸ„ŗ. Which is why they usually leave their home and never come back.šŸ™ƒ
If you have aquarius moon, or a friend/someone close, with an aquarius moon, TAKE CARE OF THEMšŸ˜”. They don't show emotions. They really don't. It's not that they're embarrassed, it's like, so many times when they tried, they were either made fun of (got comments like "omg you feel that way???šŸ¤£ thats so childish šŸ¤£) or they were unheard. Alot of the times. šŸ˜”šŸ’”
Also- no matter the placement or sign or planet or whatever. If one is insecure and doesn't love themselves, they won't be in their form(the placements and planets in their chart) like for example- if someone is Capricorn sun, and had a very rough childhood, were neglected, treated badly. If they dont heal themselves, they won't be like how Capricorn is. They'll start playing mind games, will seek attention, validation, might make their friends to only talk to them. Same goes for Capricorn moons, though they have tendency to be a major narcissistic person if they don't heal themselves.
Having mars in scorpio/ 8Ā°/ 20Ā°, very heighten intuition. They usually avoid fights, because they can šŸ”Ŗāš°ļø. Don't make them mad, you won't like it :). Don't lie to them. Be straightforward, even if you did something horrible. HOWEVER..... if you do then wrong........šŸŒššŸŒššŸŒššŸŒš good luck gaining their trust backšŸ«¶šŸ»
If you have a Capricorn friend (cap sun, moon, mercury, venus, Mars, rising, pluto) don't do them wrong. EVER. istg you'll regret it. They have this aura with them and the energy they carry, you won't get it again. I promise you that. šŸš«šŸ˜Š
Whatever sign you have in your 7th house (tropical), you are more likely to love them. You will FEEL something for them. Like when people say "oh i cant fall in love, idk what love is" just wait until you meet that sign that is in your 7th. Especially with mars and venus, it grows even more. šŸ˜‹šŸ’•
Someone's sun in your 8th, no no. Don't. They'll hurt you eventually. You will FEEL something inexplicable when you first meet them, but with time, you'll see all the red flags and their dark side. You'll end up hating them.
The sign you have in your 12th house- (if using tropical- you'll like them, but eventually end up getting irritated by them, only if it's very prominent energy like sun. (If using sidereal) you'll hate them. For example, you're an aries rising, you'll hate pisces suns, cause that's in your 12th (sidereal), if taurus rising (tropical), you'll be irritated with aries sun. But will still somehow endure their energy. ā˜ŗļø(šŸ¤¢)
Speaking of 12th house, be VERY VERY CAREFUL when someone's planets, doesn't matter inner or outer, majority of the times, they fuck you up mentally. Because of them you'll start having trust issues with everybody. BASTARDSšŸ’©
The moon on the day you were born on, you are kinda connected to it. It grounds you, calms you down. Your emotions are stable. Like for example- born on a waxing crescent moon, you'll feel very comfortable and safe under it. šŸŒ›šŸ’•
Libra placements are not flakeyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­, they just have this side to them where they can't seem to turn people down. Believe me they feel bad and awful when they say nošŸ’”. Because of this soft and innocent side, they usually become a doormat for peoplešŸ„ŗ. So if a libra placement rejects you, THEY FEEL BAD ABOUT IT. they'll start feeling awful within 5 mins.šŸ„ŗ
For my dear GEMINI MOONS, the moment you start feeling anxious about some person, leave them. Don't give it a 2nd thought, just leave. Let's say your love interest is making you feel confused, he/she is telling you that they only talk to you and shit and you see a story of them with someone else, or catch them with someone else , IF YOU FEEL IT IN YOU STOMACH, ITS REAL, THEY'RE FUCKING WITH YOUR EMOTIONSšŸ˜€šŸ˜€. Don't make anyone make you feel like shit. ( I recommend to smack the shit out of them or go ahead just stab them šŸ«¶šŸ» I'm with you)
Also if you're a gemini moon, and into crystals too, wear a labradorite/ rose quardz or Tigers eye. They stabilize your emotions. Don't forget to clean and charge them.
LEOS LEOS LEOSSSSSS, always give princess treatment to their close ones, their friends, their lovers, their family šŸ„¹ā¤ļø. They're very energetic and chaoticšŸ˜­šŸ’• trust me you'll like them even if you prefer silence or quietness. (That's for the prominent Leo placements, or Leo stellium)
Sagittarius + libra placements- number 1 flirtersssssssšŸ˜™ BUT but but... when they fall for someone, they forget their flirting skills, and are devoted to their love only. šŸ«¶šŸ» same goes for scorpio + libra placements.
There's a misconception about scorpios being toxic, manipulative, jealous, and controlling. They're not like that. They usually have abandonment issues, weird attachments styles where they either become anxious or avoidant. And usually it is both, first they avoid, then become anxious or vice versa. They NEED reassurance. They just wanna know you ain't playing with themšŸ„ŗ. That's when their jealousy and other things comes' at play. They control, so they don't get hurt. They feel veryyĆ½Ć½yyyyyyy deeplyšŸ„ŗā¤ļøā€šŸ”„ but if you make them feel loved, supported, validate their emotions and understand them. You'll notice, all this jealousy and controlling thing will disappear. They're ride or die fršŸ«¶šŸ»šŸ«¶šŸ»
怊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~怋
Thank you <3 šŸ˜‹šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜šŸ¤¤šŸ’•ā¤ļøšŸ˜™
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kisakis-boyfriend Ā· 5 months ago
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There is never a time when trans Ranpo isnt on my mind. Absolute peak being..
I'd love to request anything for him šŸ‘
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Author's Note: Trans Ranpoā€¦ big brain moment šŸ˜³ ā€” I went with headcannons for this request, I hope that's alright with you šŸ™
Pairings: Ranpo x male reader
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To start things off, Ranpo does not shave or wax down there. It's way too much work and it hurts. He's not going through all of that!
Which means he has a really nice happy trail and a thick bush of pubic hair. Both of which are on the softer side
Ranpo can be a brat, but like, a fun, playful brat. He likes to tease and play fight and whine, but he doesn't like getting punished
Not harsh punishments, anyways. A few spanks, orgasm denial/edging, or withholding praise: those are very good punishments though šŸ‘
Speaking of! I definitely think Ranpo has NPD, and obviously a major praise kink
SPOIL šŸ‘ THAT šŸ‘ MAN šŸ‘
Compliment him in between kisses, trailing all up and down his body
Compliment his voice and the sounds he makes
Praise him for how well he can take your dick
Praise him for being so fucking good all week. Then reward him with his favorite snacks and a good, rough fuck
And, speaking of food; another anon requested something where Ranpo has a food kink, and now I can't see him without oneā€“
Make Ranpo lick chocolate or whipped cream off of your dick, or some other food that can easily be incorporated into sex
And, if you also like chocolate or something, pour a bit down his chest and lick it off. Grab his waist and feel how squirmy the cutie gets when your tongue drags up his chest šŸ˜‹
When you're working and he's bored, Ranpo will just throw himself in your lap or your space
This has resulted in many under the desk BJs, cockwarming sessions, and sneaky sex in the office
My mans will literally think about riding you in the middle of a meeting. No shame šŸ˜
Would he actually ride you with anyone else around? That's tough to say. I think there's a possibility there
It's not even a question of "does Ranpo have a public sex kink?", it's a matter of "how bad does he want your cock?"
If he's desperate enough, he might be willing to throw that humiliation out the window
It's not that he doesn't enjoy giving you head, but if he does, he expects you to eat him out in return
Make his little legs tremble while you stimulate his puffy clit (or tdick, if he has any growth down there!)
Ranpo gets embarrassed when you loudly lick and slurp thoughā€¦ it's really cute šŸ«£
After sex, he can be very, very cuddly
Lots of kisses and more praise is a must!
So are tight hugs and a playful ruffle of his hair
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merlucide Ā· 27 days ago
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The matchmaker has found a matchā€¦ā€¦
@thebestsetter your match isā€¦.
ISAGI YOICHI!
x kindhearted, fun, exciting, attentive, vb player, fem!reader
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RAAAAAAAAGGHHH
OKAY, NOW HEAR ME OUT BOO.
Yes, heā€™s basic, yes heā€™s bland
but
BUT, heā€™s caring, responsible, competitive and a silly lil guy!!
Idk what trope but either Mutual Feelings or Childhood friends :3
tbh I think youā€™d like be like his ideal type too??
anywho-
Youā€™d be like doing your own thing and heā€™d just stare at you a think ā€˜Sheā€™s so pretty..ā€™
and then he realized ā€˜oh no, I like her!!ā€™
He would find every excuse to be around you, oh you need someone to help you carry for science project? Well what do you know! Isagi is already picking it up!
Need some one to spike? Isagi is literally Hinata wym (his spikes are awful, but you teach him how to do it and then becomes decently good actually!)
He confesses on accident lmao
He had finally, FINALLY, mustered the courage to ask you out!!! After literal YEARS of pining after you. šŸ’€
He was supposed to tell you to meet him at the fair, because he had something he wanted to tell you (confess) but instead of
ā€™Hey- We are still good for the fair right? I have something I wanna tell you there :-)ā€
he said..
ā€Iā€™m gonna ask you out at the fair- youā€™re coming still right?ā€
sigh, Isagi, Isagi, Isagi
and you are just like ā€˜??? Did I hear that right??ā€
and it takes him a second to realize what the flip he just said
he just turns all red and is stuttering out incoherent nonsense
he wanted to die so bad
and youā€™re also like terribly flustered and caught off guard by the sudden confession
You had a feeling he liked you, but you werenā€™t sure if he really did feel the same!!
you just awkwardly-nervously tell him you feel the same and answer his original question with a soft ā€˜yesā€™
and heā€™s just like ?!?!??
iā€™m sensing a theme here..
He actually, genuinely, CANNOT believe YOU like him
like WHAT. This pretty, smart, funny, amazing, perfect, girl- actually likes me?!?
ā€˜..so like ā€¦. Um ā€¦ are we likeā€¦ dating .. now ?ā€™ is all he says
Real smooth Isagi, real smooth šŸ˜
You then ask if this fair is a date now
which heā€™s like ā€˜I guess it isā€™
You both do the awkward goodbye and he goes straight to the boys bathroom and splashā€™s water on his face
He was genuinely tweaking
And thatā€™s how you two became a couple! :3
The fair date was really fun, but super awkward bc, Isagi šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø
He tried winning you those big stuffed animals, and failed miserably šŸ’€
He really wanted to get it for you tooā€” then you ask if you can try it
You win on the first try.
hes just like ā€˜šŸ§ā€ā™€ļøā€™
super embarrassed lmaooooo- but super impressed
Also he likeā€¦ wants to hold you handā€¦ but is like overthinking it so bad
ā€˜Is it too soon??ā€™ ā€˜Yeah itā€™s too soonā€™ ā€˜Would she even like holding my hand??ā€™ ā€˜No she wouldnā€™tā€™ ā€”-
Doesnt end up holding your hand šŸ˜”
You both end your first date on the ferris wheel
You both just chat about wtv, and that you didnā€™t think heā€™d like you
and heā€™s like ā€˜WHATā€™
After he walks you home he immediately changes your contact name ā€œY/N-sanā€ to ā€œmy girlfriend y/nšŸ’™ā€
Now! General HCs! :3
Isagi is such a good hype man ong, like youā€™re not feeling your best? Well Isagi is gonna make you feel like a thousand bucks!!
He thinks youā€™re the most perfect person to exist and cannot fathom you thinking youā€™re anything else but that
super sweet when comforting too, heā€™ll either hold your hand, hold your shoulders, or actually hold you when he comforts you.
Btw he gets super pumped up at your vb games, heā€™s like wearing your school/jersey colors and cheering for you in the bleachers
At first he didnā€™t really understand how the game worked, since the only sport that exists to him is soccer šŸ’€
Really likes playing volleyball with you! Heā€™s really good at digging and passing and so-so at spiking. Heā€™s STUNNING at setting, because of yours truly šŸ˜š like yes, I taught him that šŸ„¹
hes got a mean serve though šŸ˜‹
Now!
for the affectionate scale! Id say heā€™s about a 8/10 tbh
Hes like a clingy cat who always wants to lay on your lap lmao
always holding your hand, ALWAYS.
is a sucker for cheek kisses omg ><
He gets all blushy-n-gushy when you kiss his cheeks (anywhere really, but cheek kisses are his fav!!)
He gets soooo flustered when you give him affection or he gives you affection
eventually he gets used to it but he still blushes when you give him some love <33
He loves the simple hugs :) He loves squishing his cheek against you shoulder/neck and rub circles around you waist, while you massage his neck and blue locks (haha pun intended ( Ķ” Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ” Ā°) )
Loves laying on your thighs obviously šŸ˜Œ loves anything with your thighs tbh
His ideal date is probably going to see a movie or just walking around wherever and getting dinner šŸ™ƒ
He will literally do whatever you want ā€” so just tell him whatchu wanna do and heā€™ll be on board!!
Really appreciates it when you come to his games <33 it makes him feel so loved and valued <33
also feeds his ego šŸ’€ in his mind heā€™s like ā€˜haha yeah, my gf came to my game, these losers donā€™t even have a gf šŸ˜Œā€™
super cheesy btw- but itā€™s like the best kind of cheesy
Brings you pretty roses :) and likes to buy you keychains whenever he finds one he thinks youā€™ll like
love any gift you wanna give him, but really melts at the heartfelt ones
help I really yapped on this one šŸ˜­
anywho I think you guys would be real cute :)
I ship fr fršŸ˜½
hope you like it! šŸ˜­šŸ’—
(also did see your inbox question but by the time I got it I was literally done with the HCs šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ ā€¦. HOPE YOU STILL LIKE IT??)
runner ups!
Kuroo Tetsuro
Karasu Tabito
Bokuto Kotaro (HEAR ME OUT..)
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pinkmirth Ā· 7 months ago
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not you literally feeding all the hungry alucard fansšŸ˜‹
thank you sm for your charitable acts! wonderful writing, as always. iā€™d love to ask your thoughts or imagines? is it called? anyways, iā€™m just too shyšŸ˜£ have a beautiful dayyy
i loveee being able to add my two cents to the castlevania community, especially for adrian! even though the fandomā€™s kinda tiny, iā€™m glad to know that there are those out there who enjoy what i put out for him, especially since heā€™s my obvious favorite and iā€™ll definitely be writing much more for him >.< as for thoughts of him, i have plenty to share! though iā€™ll just start off with a few:
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adrianā€™s actually quite fashionable! i like to believe that heā€™s great at sewing and tailoring; courtesy of his parents, especially lisa, teaching him almost every important skill under the sun. a fun little headcanon of mine is that heā€™s the very one who made that famous black coat of his! for you, he crafts dresses of fine silks & vibrant colors, and it warms his heart to see you looking so pretty in them, the shade flattering your complexion with the neckline settled low, nicely showing off your collarbone and bust. give him a little spin, wonā€™t you? just know heā€™ll be slipping it off of you later that night . . .
adrian loves self-care days with you more than anything! washing each otherā€™s hair, soaking in the tub together, gently giving and receiving massages, all of it. the whole thing just feels so calming and intimate. you having enough trust to bare your most natural version of yourself to him is what he truly appreciates. it also helps that you two always have much fun on your pampering days! more often than not, you end up making love with him in the tub . . or, on the bed, where heā€™s taking his sweet time lotioning your body with sweet-smelling herbal creams. or, over the sink, where youā€™re rinsing the soap from his golden hair . . . the pair of you just canā€™t stay away from each other, to put it simply! donā€™t you worry, though; after it all, adrian will make sure to clean you right back up >.<
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sanest-bsd-delegate Ā· 1 year ago
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General Headcanons with DOA Boys
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Headcanon: General headcanons of stuff I think they will do Pairing: Fyodor x reader, Nikolai x reader and Sigma x reader Genre: Fluff, lowkey crack A/N: Thank you dc person for that one fyodor headcanon. ā†’Masterlist
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Nikolai
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He probably likes to eat mud for fun and force everyone to eat it
You both secretly sneekout of the hideout and visit beaches at night, having deep conversation which would end up with him filling your shorts with sand
he likes to place insects and rats in your closet stating it is a harmless prank. Not even Sigma is excused from his pranks
Nikolai irrespective of being a prankster would gift you with ice-creams and bakery goods [to lactose intolerant ppl, he gives u popsicles]
that was until he decided to prank you once day and put hair in your food
Never fell into his 'get in hole' game. You got stuck in it for 40 days without food and water. No kidding.
The mysterious hole is filled with nothing but junk.šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ very questionable junk
You both love to prank others though.
"Let's plant the bomb under Sigma's bathtub" "Extra points make it filled with pink glitter"
Sigma was covered in pink glitter for thirteen days.
But! Personally Nikolai would be one of the best cuddlers in the manga/anime
The first time he wore normal clothes instead of his usual multi layered buisness clothing, you were in tears. How could someone pull such simple clothes so fashionably?
You like to braid his hair. Even if you suck at it, he would wear your braiding loud and proud.
"Ahh quiztime! Who braided my hair?" "Sir this is-" "Wrong answer," boom "it's my love YN who braided it, you are no fun"
And that's how the city's McDonald's got blowed up.
overall he is a good insane boyfriend, so 10/10 cause I love him šŸ˜‹
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Fyodor
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This man
I swear he is fine asf but would probably learn all the instruments you like so he can play it to you when you are kidnapped by Dazai most prob.
he is a Lil more insane then Nikolai so he would probably boom North Korea cause he was bored. [NK people i am jk-]
"what did you have for breakfast" "I don't know" "wrong answer" And the next moment you know, South of Yokohama got blowed up
He is the most broken richest man you ever met.
he can't buy clothes for himself or even upgrade the doa office but will gift you a wholeass country as a Birthday return gift.
you force him to wear dresses and paint his nails, šŸ˜­ but my man is so down bad that he is sub in this relationship.
"Sir we have bombed the tunne-" "Good verywell" "šŸ§šŸ•Æļø" šŸ˜­ nah cause they are hella scared when he wears makeup.
He would probably take you to fireworks only for you to realise he is bombing the area again.
"fyodor, we talked about this" "No" and he proceeds to boom everything
he isn't much of a hugger and probably tries to runaway when you try to even touch him, but mf would suffocate you in his sleep with his hug
He probably had tried giving those evil laughs, but the moment he did that, he choked on air.
Me and a person on my server were having a convo and they said "He probably bites his nails to much and they are really short"
he owns a pet rat but denys it
honestly, he is a 10 but he is a terrorist who likes to bomb everything up. But he is your boyfriend and he is hot.
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Sigma
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-Are you the man of the relationship or he is?
he is more of a 'please don't kill anyone sweetheart' rather then supporting your actions and being a 'lets commit arson dear YN'
Mf is rich asf. He would deny it ofcourse and then proceed to shower you with silk clothes, Gucci , prada comfyā€¦..such a sugar daddy
šŸ˜­šŸ˜­hear me out, he is a ball full of sunshine and anxiety but he wouldnt hesitate to kill anyone who does wrong to you or his casino.
-"Sigma am I your first priority?" "Yes-?" "Is the casino your first priority?" "Yes-?" "Me or the casino?" "Yes"
He probably cries everytime you ignore him.
HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
once Nikolai kidnapped you for fun and man did Nikolai end up being half bald.
Sigma wants you to stay away from fyodor, because the last thing he knows is that he want to give fyodor a bombing partner.
Atp he doesnt want you to interact any of the DOA members, because little did he know, you will grow more insane with them.
I like to imagine you knowing Dazai and mentioning it to Sigma on occasions, and oh boy Sigma wanted to kill the man when he first met not because you talked a lot about him, but he would probably be the reason why you pull questionable strunt
10/10 Mama Sigma
He also doesnt allow you to run away freely in his casino, for all he knows is that you will cheat and win all the games.
He is so restrictive
You both probably or possibly may have this convo:
"BUT FYODOR GIFTED HIS S/O A WHOLE ASS COUNTRY, WHY CANT I GET THAT PLUSHIE??" "You cant cheat everytime to get the plushies" "BUT-" "Fyodor is a terrorist, we are not like them" "LEAST HE GIFTED HIS S/O-"
Your arguments probably never make sense to others, but its for you and Sigma to know.
Also he gave up on scolding you every time you try to eat casino coins.
He is such a 'I am trying to keep my S/O mentally sane' boyfriend, even if he needs to go to therapy. 8/10 bf material
Guys get a Sigma. Sigmas never disappoint.
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A/N: Btw the discord server if you wanna join is here.
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evan4ever Ā· 1 year ago
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Omg Iā€™m so happy that this fandom is still alive! And it looks like weā€™re still thirsty af too lol. Would you ever consider doing a NSFW alphabet for Evan? So curious about ALL your thoughts on that.
NSFW Alphabet *
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Evan Peters edition
Keep in mind peeps that this is completely opinion based, how I personally think or feel it would be for Evan!!
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A = Aftercare (what theyā€™re like after sex)
Oh Evan takes aftercare very seriously. He would absolutely help you clean up, get a shower or bath ready if you wanted, have water ready for you to drink and so on. He would be the sweetest and take care of you before himself.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of their partnerā€™s)
I think Evan would be really into the neck/collarbone/shoulder area, touching feeling and kissing those areas on you every chance he could.
C = Cum (where they like to cum)
Evan would probably be an ā€œin the condom onlyā€ kind of guy to prevent any accidents and to make sure you wouldnā€™t have to take a plan B pill or worry about anything that might be hard on your body. Heā€™d def put your health over his wants, sweet boy šŸ„¹ (but we all would prefer him to cum all over our bodies I mean letā€™s bffr)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I think Evan would think that the fact he masturbates is a dirty secret of his šŸ¤­
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyā€™re doing?)
I think heā€™d be pretty experienced in basic missionary/doggy/cowgirl style sex, Iā€™m not all that sure how experienced heā€™d be in the other positions. Heā€™d always be willing to try a new position if you wanted to though!
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
100% believe Evan is a missionary kind of guy. I think he loves the closeness it entails and the passion it brings out in both of you. Like I said before, heā€™s happy to try any positions your comfortable with, but his favorite would be missionary IMO šŸ„°
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Heā€™d be pretty goofy, I think sex with Evan would include a lot of laughter and giggling. He knows how and when to be serious, but heā€™s a silly guy through and through and heā€™d need a silly girl to make things fun from time to time.
H = Hair (do they like hair pulling?)
I think Evan would only pull your hair if he was either stressed/angry (like angry rough sex), or if he knew you liked it which then heā€™d try to do it more often. I donā€™t think itā€™s something heā€™d do out of the blue, heā€™d definitely make sure you were okay/liked it first or let you initiate that you wanted him to. And I also think heā€™d get extremely turned on any time you tugged his hair, even before sex šŸ„µ
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
I think heā€™s a missionary kinda guy for the mere fact that itā€™s most intimate, so heā€™d definitely know how to be intimate when the time was right.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
I definitely think he masturbates but (as I said it would be a dirty secret in his eyes) I think he has to be pretty sexually frustrated or extremely turned on and you not there to relieve him for him to do it himself. I think heā€™s pretty shy about the fact he jacks off from time to time (so so cute omg)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
I think heā€™d slightly be into biting/hickeys AS LONG as they werenā€™t in noticeable places and I think heā€™d give them to you more than heā€™d let you to him due to his job. But heā€™d be a collarbone/shoulder blade biter šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His or your bed. Heā€™d want to have sex with you in a place he was comfortable in, you were comfortable in, and where he knew that no one would interrupt. I think on occasion, if yā€™all were horny enough, heā€™d fuck you on the couch or counter šŸ˜‹
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
I think if you wore the spaghetti strap kind of tank top/dress that exposed his favorite parts of you, it would be an instant turn on for him. Youā€™d wear more revealing clothes just to tease him. Or if he could see your nipples through your shirt, thatā€™s a typical guy thing. And tugging on his hair/biting his lip during kisses!
N = No (something they wouldnā€™t do, turn offs)
Hurt you. I believe Evan would absolutely refuse to do anything that might hurt you. The extent of his rough sex would be hair pulling, a smack on the ass here and there, his love bites, and possibly a little bit of choking. Even with your O.K. and I even think that if you begged him to (say whip or slap you) I donā€™t think heā€™d be able to. He doesnā€™t like the thought of physically hurting you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
I think heā€™s a little of both, more so for foreplay and to help get you stimulated down there and to get him hard and ready for you. Heā€™d definitely love your hands or mouth around him, but he would never expect it. Heā€™s more of ā€œget to the main partā€ kind of guy!
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
I think it would entirely depend on the mood and type of sex and what both ends want. Sometimes heā€™d be fast and rough, but I think most times heā€™d really enjoy going slow and being as sensual and intimate as possible, taking in and feeling every part of your body for as long as he and you could last.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
With his busier schedule, Evan would be down for quickies. Sometimes thatā€™s all you guys would have time for for a couple weeks so heā€™d never deny one and neither would you (bathroom quickies at work would be his thing)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Nope. I donā€™t think heā€™s a risk taker. I think heā€™s pretty happy with staying in his comfort zone BUT I think if you wanted to try something new and it didnā€™t entail hurting you, heā€™d be down to try it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Honestly I think Evan would be a one-round kinda guy but only because heā€™d usually take it slow and make love to you for a long while (especially when you havenā€™t seen each other in days/weeks). But the times youā€™re together often, I think heā€™d go a few rounds if you were up for it (and who wouldnā€™t be?)
T = Toys (do they use toys?)
Not on himself but heā€™s be happy to use toys on you. Heā€™d do anything to make you feel even better than before. Toys are friendly tools not enemies!!!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
I donā€™t think heā€™d be a huge teaser but I think heā€™d get off on being teased himself šŸ¤© itā€™d turn him on even more and make for even better sex.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Quiet, soft moans or grunts to start out with, growing louder as heā€™d get closer to his climax. He definitely cusses under his breath šŸ„¹
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Evan would keep his mouth on yours, tongues colliding as much as he possibly could during sex. Heā€™d love the added passion and intimacy and the moaning into each others mouths would bring you both to your climax faster because itā€™s just so fckn hot
X = X-ray (letā€™s see whatā€™s going on under those clothes)
I think heā€™s average, a good 6 inches šŸ˜‹
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Normal, I think with his job he could get stressed out easily and tired often which would lower anyoneā€™s sex drive but I think with the right person, heā€™d always manage to get it back up.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I donā€™t think heā€™d fall asleep before you often, maybe only when he was super tired or exhausted from work but heā€™d definitely mention it before sex because he wouldnā€™t want to ever hurt your feelings or make you feel unimportant. Usually heā€™d wait and fall asleep when you do or even after you do, tracing up and down your back or holding you close šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜“
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luffyvace Ā· 9 months ago
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Her brook Idk if your req are closed so read this at your convenience šŸ™
I wanted to ask for a male harpy reader strawhat hc or if not just hc with luffy, more specifically based off a bird with heavy feathers like a snowy owl cause Iā€™d love to imagine that he complains about the heat a lot and wonders why heā€™s sweating more then usual but itā€™s just luffy hugging his legs cus heā€™s so soft
Love your work brook šŸ™ā˜ŗļø
nope! Still open lovely anon<3
when I tell you I did NOT know what a harpy was šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø I had to do research for accuracy šŸ˜…šŸ˜‹
but donā€™t worry itā€™s all good Iā€™ll be more than happy to do your request!
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Iā€™m telling you right here right now luffy would most definitely be interested in a reader like this!! You know how many unique animals and such he tried to recruit into the crew that werenā€™t even human?? šŸ˜‚šŸ’—
and thank you!! Iā€™m so happy you enjoy my headcanons :) that makes me very happy!
Okay Iā€™m just sayingā€¦ā€¦.like chopperā€¦if you look more animal than humanā€¦.his first thought is to eat you
ā€you think he tastes good?ā€ šŸ˜‹
šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
IT JUST IS !!
moving onā€¦ā™”
He thinks your wings are really cool
I mean a 6.5 ft wing spanā€¦ā€¦.I do too!!
definitely wanted to measure them to check after he learned that
to which he got himself wrapped up in the measuring tape
Both you and luffy eat ā€œstrangeā€ animals
such as sloths, monkeys, porcupines, squirrels, opossums, armadilloā€™s, anteaters and sometimes parrotsā€¦..other birds too šŸ˜‹šŸ“
No animal is safe šŸ˜­
every island you go to the two of you immediately start scouting for whatever variety of yummy foods you could find
ā€Iā€™ve got news for you twoā€”normal people donā€™t eat those animalsā€
- Nami ā™”
it taste absolutely delicious to you!!
honestly you probably got Luffy into eating them
which so funny because he already loves eating all types of weird things
which is probably why he was so easy to convince him to eat it too
like he would normally see a monkey and go oh cool a monkey!
but nowā€¦.šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ
not all the time tho
mostly when heā€™s hungry
ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.so I guess I lied, yes all the time šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
he saw you eating a armadillo with some sloth on the side and was like
oooo I gotta try that šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ
you might dislike for cats seeing as though a harpyā€™s predator is a jaguar
Least baby harpyā€™s anywayā€¦
still! šŸ˜ 
itā€™s good for you that the sunny is big once yā€™all upgrade from merry
it has plenty of rooms with shade for you, since a harpyā€™s natural habitat is rainforests
and they mainly stay in the shade anyway :)
franky probably had a room built that simulates a rainforest for your comfort šŸ’•
like how he simulated the grass
once Luffy found out harpyā€™s are rare to find and you found the tori tori no mi - model: harpy- it was pretty much settled for you to join the crew :)
like he loves rare stuff!
itā€™s like treasure!
and you know darn well a pirate will fight for his treasure! šŸ˜¼
you use your high pitch bird call to reunite the strawhats whenever you guys get separated (which is like- every time you go on an adventure šŸ˜€ besides the point-)
itā€™s loud enough and ranges far enough to the point where itā€™s more efficient than yelling
very much so comes in handy when your in danger too
also not to mention luffy is 100% gonna wanna fly on your back since you have wings
he probably wonā€™t even ask
heā€™ll just rocket onto your back while your flying one day and refuse to get off cuz itā€™s fun
it likely ends with him spotting something cool, telling you to go over to it and getting you two into trouble
just be ready for the
šŸ˜¬šŸ˜ āœŠšŸ˜  šŸ’„šŸ’„ šŸ˜–šŸ˜“
sequence again
flying also comes in handy when saving the strawhatā€™s BUTT!
You and Robin like šŸ¦…šŸ¦…
LOLLL
but no fr you literally just swoop in and save the day šŸ¦ø
SUPERRRRRRR M/N!! *super man pose* better yet *franky pose*
Zoro will also appreciate it if you catch him while falling because I swear that man is always getting smacked around-
same with Nami šŸ§”
another time
Robin was stating facts about harpyā€™s when the strawhats first met you, and you were confirming
she mentioned that they typically lived 35-45 years (but she was talking about the ANIMAL.)
Luffyā€”of courseā€”mistook this
ā€œWHAAAT?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME OUR NEW NAKAMAā€™S GONNA DIE SOON?!ā€
*Nami steps in*
ā€CALM DOWN IDIOT THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID!!ā€ šŸ’„šŸ’„
ā€œā€¦ā€¦..and besides..! M/nā€™s not an animal! Heā€™s still a person you know?! Sheeshā€¦..of course heā€™s gonna live the lifespan of a humanā€
Sanji will of course cook any animal of your request into your meal
if itā€™s more nutritious for youā€”then certainly heā€™ll do so!
he always prioritizes nutritional value in his meals, and thats different for everybody!
Luffy howeverā€¦.he will get annoyed with šŸ˜‚
ā€GO AWAY STUPID *kicks across room* YOU DONT NEED THIS TO SURVIVE! THIS IS FOR M/N!ā€
your like one of the few men in his life Sanji doesnā€™t hate
okay I know that was more harpy facts related so now Iā€™ll get into the scenario you mentioned šŸ˜…šŸ’—
Luffy uses you for warmth in the winter (all the strawhats do)
like chopper ;P
especially with your large and soft wings
ā€M/nā€¦spread your wings out..we need your warmth..ā€
-Zoro
youā€™ve been complaining about the heat all day
You felt like you were ON FIRE.
like seriously?! What was gon on today?!
itā€™s not like birds need to shedā€¦ā€¦so why are you burning up!??
ā€mmmmā€¦your so warm M/n!ā€
ā€LUFFY?!ā€
ā€shishishishishi!ā€
ā€no wonder I felt heavier than usual!! Get off me Luffy!ā€
ā€awwhhhh WHYYYYYY?ā€
ā€what?! Why?! Because Iā€™m burning up! I already have all these feathers! Youā€™ve got to get off of me Luffy!ā€
*whines* ā€œbut mmmmm/nnnnnn! Your so waaaarrrrm!ā€
*sighs and face palms* *attempts to pry him off*
ā€œnoooooo m/nnnnnn! I donā€™t waaaaanna get ooofff!!ā€
Luffy practically had you in a literal choke hold
he was not about to let you go.
and you know heā€™s got himself wrapped alllllll the way around šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
once again thank you for the compliment my dear!!
Hopefully I did your hcs justice and that you enjoyed them! <3
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mikaela-the-slut-expert Ā· 11 months ago
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HII!!! CAN U GET A FLUFFY ONESHOT WITH DOTTORE(WEBTOON VER) PLSSSS.... like he has a huge soft spot for you but REFUSES to acknowledge it when ppl ask... and he can never stop staring at reader IDK im down horrendous for him
Stay
Dottore (webtorre) x Reader
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Of course you can. Thanks so much for requesting something from me it rlly means so much you're my fav person rnšŸ˜­šŸ–¤
I'm just calling him webtorre so hopefully that's fine.
Tell if you like it or not šŸ˜‹
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You've been Dottore's lover for a while now so of course you're allowed to wander around the lab since he gave you special permission to. Obviously in the lab it would be impossible not to meet his clones. They're everywhere, lots of them. You've met segments that look identical to him, segments in his Akedemyia days and even segments that are children
In your opinion though your favorite segment is when Dottore was in his early fatui days. This version of Dottore has gained your affections quite easily and if you're not with Prime everyone's second guess is him. His name is supposed to be Theta but you gave him a nickname, Webtorre. He pretends to hate it though.
You love Webtorre very much. He's much more wild in terms of Prime, but he's quite funny. He has this "hee hee, ho ho" laugh and it makes you giggle every time at his sharp toothed smile.
You find that he's quite affectionate too, in more strange ways that is. Often, you notice that if you're in the same room with him, he can't stop staring at you. If you ask he'll say you're being delusional but you know that those beautiful, red eyes have been locked on you the whole time.
Throughout harbinger meetings, or while you roam the lab. There is always a pair of eyes on you. Webtorre loves to look at you. He won't tell anyone else that not even you, his darling. However he just can't seem to drag his eyes away. You're not stupid you know he's burning holes into you but you don't say anything.
Believe it or not you like his staring. How he can't look away even if he wants to. He gazes at you like you're the most important thing to him and you love it.
You love the way his attitude changes from you compared to other people. To other people Webtorre is a terrifying segment of Dottore. Who experiments on people and tortures them just for the fun. Webtorre shows ill intent or aggression to other people, but never to you. Never you.
He looks at other people with angry eyes and furrowed brows, or a look of intrigue because he plans to dissect them. Not you though. When he looks at you it's the literal definition of "his gaze softened".
Webtorre is quick to deny the claims that he has a soft spot for anybody, much less you. Waving the claims away, but if anyone were to take a chance on you because of his denial? You'll find that the person has gone missing and you might even find parts of them in jars the next day.
So while Webtorre does deny the claims and rumors, everyone knows not to touch you, much less look at you unless they want an angry harbinger in their path.
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You let out a big sigh, slumped on Prime's office desk. He's left for some big mission again. Which leaves you here alone and bored. What do you do when you're bored? Bother Webtorre.
So that's what you do. You wander down halls and rooms looking for him. The lab is actually quite large and branches off to even more places, you often get lost. You open a door to a smaller lab and finally spot fluffy blue hair.
"Webtorre! I've been looking for you my love, are you busy?" You say in a sing-song voice and walk over to him.
He grunts from his seat, "Of course I'm busy" but he pats his lap anyways, demanding that you sit with him. And who are you to deny? You slide on to his lap and lie your head on his shoulder. He's always acting like such a grump but he never denies you of anything.
You shiver from the lab's AC. Even though you're in the freezing winters of Snezhnaya, Webtorre loves keeping the rooms cold. He's quick to move his coat around you though so you can warm up. He doesn't need it, he has his own heat source. His heat source is lumped in his lap right now.
You yawn and shove your face into the crook of his neck, while he scribbles away in a notebook. It's an early morning and you're still sleepy. Webtorre smiles and shows his sharp rows of teeth. "Tired, my love?"
When you nod he starts rubbing his hand through your hair. "Then sleep, I'm not moving anytime soon."
You hum and close your eyes. You could use some sleep but you enjoy just relaxing here. Plus it's hard to sleep when you can feel his gaze locked on you, and when he's playing with your hair. You enjoy it though so you say nothing to halt his actions.
It's not until another presence walks in the room that Webtorre goes back to being a grump. He doesn't push you away or anything he just goes back to his huffy-puffy attitude. You smile to yourself and keep your eyes closed.
"Oh? Look at you Theta. You're getting soft, I see" you hear Pantalone's voice tease. He takes a step closer to you but is quick to take a step back when Webtorre's eyes snap to him.
"I'm not going soft, they fell in my lap" he huffs and looks back at you. It is undeniable how his gaze softens though. "Don't call me that, my name is Webtorre you incompetent oaf" you fight off a giggle.
"Don't be so polite, Webtorre. That one is always clinging to your side... Or maybe it's the other way around?" Pantalone chuckles raising his hand to his mouth.
"I don't cling to anybody, idiot. You're a blind fool if you think that's what's going on. Obviously they're the ones clinging to me" he rolls his eyes. "It's not your business anyways, get out before I put you on a lab table" Webtorre snarls.
Pantalone laughs but he leaves anyway. You are trying to hold yourself together so you don't start having a giggling fit into his neck. Webtorre isn't dumb though he knows you're awake.
It's amazing how fast his claws are put away and he stops his hissing. "Oh, what's so funny my dear?" He smiles and grips your waist.
You hum tapping your lips, "I think we cling to each other don't you think?" You tease him and look up at your lover's face.
"Ugh you're just as dumb as Pantalone, be quiet and go back to sleep." He huffs and tries to shove your face back into his neck.
You laugh, knowing he's just trying to hide his blushing face. "Noooo, you cling to me just as much Doctor" you giggle, and start giving little pecks to his face.
Webtorre groans and stares at you, "... Maybe" he grumbles. He pulls you closer against him and fixes his coat back on you. "Now shut up and sleep before I kick you out" you giggle but willingly lie back down into his chest. You know he would never push you away. You're his darling after all.
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I hope it isn't too short and I hope you enjoyed it šŸ„°
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hazbin-a-helluvamagines Ā· 11 months ago
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Hey ! šŸ˜‹ I loved those Verosika headcanons, I wanted to see if we can have a Verosika x cute idol reader one shot ?
Basically cute idol reader meets blitz by accident (reader didn't know about blitz and Verosikas last relationship), blitz just tells the reader lots of shit about Verosika (things like: "she doesn't actually love you", "you're just a temporary toy", etc) reader just starts crying out of sadness and insecurity and Verosika comes to help and comfort her cute s/o šŸ©·
Verosika Mayday's S/O Being Told By BlitzĆø That She Doesn't Love Them
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As you were heading home from your latest show, you stopped inside a Hot Topic to pick something cute up for your girlfriend, Verosika. You weren't sure a succubus would like much from there, but a lot of things seemed to suit her style, so you figured it would be your best bet, and you wanted to surprise her.
As you were looking through the racks, you spotted a small, orangish-red creature with large horns protruding from his head waiting outside of the changing room. Based on Verosika, you could tell he was a demon, and if you remembered correctly, an imp. You debated on going and introducing yourself to him, but decided against it, figuring it would be awkward to do just because you happened to know a succubus, so you brushed it off and went back to your shopping, spending another five or six minutes looking through the racks of clothing for something perfect to gift Verosika.
That didn't last long before a voice snapped you out of your haze.
"Hey," the voice said, and you turned to see the imp from earlier glaring you down with a smug grin covering his face. "You're Verosika's little pet, right?"
"I-I'm sorry?" you stuttered in disbelief. How did he know Verosika? And why did it seem like he didn't like her? Who could dislike Verosika, anyway?
"Answer the question, shit face," he replied in an increasingly irritated tone.
"I-I'm her partner, yes..." you answered in a soft voice, becoming increasingly uncomfortable with the way his eyes bore into you as though searching for an unseen weakness hidden somewhere within you. His eyes widened before his smile became twice as malicious.
"Partner?" he repeated incredulously, as though he didn't believe you, laughing along as he did mockingly. "Take it from me, toots, she doesn't love you. You're nothing but a pump-and-dump to her. Y'know, a fun-and-run."
"Excuse me? What are you saying?" you asked timidly, tears stinging the outer corners of your eyes as you spoke.
"Hm? Oh, yeah, I'm her ex-boyfriend or whatever," he said quickly, in a tone that implied he was somewhat embarrassed over having had an intimate relationship with your girlfriend.
You winced. "Wh-What do you mean?"
"You're temporary to her. Just like I was. You're nothing but a toy for her to play with and abandon when she's done. A... rebound, you could say," he answered with a smirk, his tail flicking out behind him.
"I-I... I have to go..." you replied, rushing out of the store with nothing to give Verosika in the end.
Behind you, the imp's face morphed into an expression of guilt, knowing he hadn't told you the full truth, but he quickly wiped it away as his daughter came out of the changing room.
~ā™”~
That evening, Verosika had been quick to notice something was off with you. She could sense lust and its absence, sure, but that didn't mean she couldn't sense an imbalance in other emotions, too. After an hour or so of keeping up the charade and hoping you would feel better after having some time to think on it, she finally broke the silence.
"Okay, what's wrong? You've been acting weird ever since you came home," she asked, raising one eyebrow suspiciously. She would know if you lied to her, and you knew it. Not that you were an exceptional liar, anyway. You were too innocent for that.
"I-It's nothing, Rossi..." you tried to lie, but Verosika's hand reached up to you and cupped your cheek, her expression growing concerned.
"Love, please. I want to help you, but I can't if I don't know what's wrong," she whispered to you, you nodding in response.
"I... ran into your ex today, and he... he said..." You were cut off with a low growl from Verosika, her eyes glowing a pale pink with rage, even through her human disguise.
"That prick..." she snarled, turning back to you with a worried expression. "What did he say to you? I'll rip his cock off..."
"He... He said that you don't love me. That you'll have your fun and then leave me," you sniffled, curling your knees to your chest to hide the tears pricking at your eyes.
"What?! He... Oh, goodness, S/O..." she whispered, stunned by the horrid things you were telling her. "That's absolutely not true. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't bother dating you. It's a lot more work to get into a relationship than to have a one-night stand, y'know?" she asked rhetorically, a small smile crossing her lips. "So please, don't ever think I don't love you, sugar," she said, peppering your face in kisses.
Yeah, you knew she wasn't like that.
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justcallmesakira Ā· 10 months ago
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Bsd men with a childish s/o part 2!
Sypnosis: Bsd men with a very silly and goofy s/o with ranpo, akutagawa and nikolai! Genre: Lowkey fluff, crack
Warnings: poisoning with peanuts, sliding down a metal Rollercoaster railing, implied doxxing a Mexican kid, blasting, teeth šŸ˜‡
A/N: Okay so my last post got loads of likes so I decided to do a part 2 because why not? I don't think I will do part 3 but you can request if you want..?
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Ranpo-
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Wow... look two autistic lovers challenging each other who can eat the most sweets without getting cavity!
You one time tried stealing his candies,, so he kept you in those childrens tents filled with colorful ballsšŸ˜§šŸ˜§šŸ˜§ yk those silly cages made for children so they think they are meant to have fun?
Nahh fukuzawa gunna call the CPS
If you think he will be all sweet with you.... No shit bro your in for a ride, AND I MEAN A LITTERAL RIDE-
"uhh ranpo I don't think we should use a Rollercoaster as a slide" "shut up you kid! Sliding not a crime xD"
Two grown up adults found sliding down a roller coasters rail
BRO let the news reporter have a break šŸ˜­
He's kinda like dazai but a bit more childish with you (awh how cute...)
One time he tried to play with a kid on the sandbox but he refused so you came and gaslighted the kid to eat a peanut butter lollipop šŸ­šŸ„œ
Turns out the kid had allergy to nuts
Kid: AUGHHH AGUH AGHGh AEEEEUGHH you: :3 Ranpo: god must be happy
FAMILY GUY Reference??? YES
And so two totally romantic lovers go on a journey to poison little kids!
Hohoho if aomeone bullies you he's gonna go "Hello (first name) (middle name) (last name) who lives in (full address) and was born in (birth hospital)" on that Mexican kid who tried to bully you
That's hotšŸ˜‹šŸ˜³šŸ¤­
One time you lost your left glove in the winter so he took your left hand and slid it in his gloved hand
YES THAT'S POSSIBLE I DID THAT TO MY hopeless romantic ass Self!!!!
Akutagawa-
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How did you get him to date you bro šŸ˜€
He does not even understand what wrong with you so he always has be the one saving your ass during a mission just in cas3
OH it's not for your protection.... It's him protecting the building so you don't blow it up
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You know how he goes ā—‰ - ā—‰ sometimes? That's exactly how he questions your silly antics
"I can't wait for the tooth fairy to come for the teeth under my bed!" "ā—‰-ā—‰" higuchi: you are too old for fallen tooth what are you sa-- Y/N WHO'S TOOTH IS THA--"
He only glared at higuchi telling her to not question it with you behind him ":3"
Sometimes you play with his rashoumon by putting make up on it
Idkdontaskmehowyoudidthat-
"sir we bombed up the plac-" "good" šŸ’ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’„šŸ‘¹---šŸ§‘
GUYS THE DEMON IS THE RASOUMON AND DON'T QUESTION IT
If anything akutagawa is questioning why he has to keep you in a children's daycare
BRO give him a break-
When dazai met you and you two had matching energy he was just staring at you two with respect... He felt a bit felt out though
HUG HIM RIGHT NOWšŸ‘æ
Other then that he tries to understand you and protect you from danger because of your goof :)
Nikolai-
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This is gonna get messy.... šŸ˜Ø
Honestly you have matching energy butttttt- BONUS POINTS IF YOU ARE A TERRORIST WHO Goes >:3 WHILE BLOWING UP A BUILDING-
Fyodor is questioning his life choices because you two acCidENtaLly burned his kitchen
"Damn.... It's 7 am..." Fyodor said calmly as he saw his only house burn down
Your gonna become his pretty assistant in his circus or sthšŸ¤”
Anyways you know those bumper cars? You two ride those and bump each other with it causing a friction and blasting the whole place
He will let you lay on his thi- I mean lap if you are too tired but don't be surprised to wake up with pigtails and heavy makeup :>
NIKO I love you but if you do that... Things are gonna get way messieršŸ˜ŠšŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š
If
If you want anything he Wil just open up his portal and bring
"oioioioi koala (the name you gave him because of kolya) I want to drink shrimp and lollipop soda" *opens up portal and takes out a golden can* "here you go! :3" "Oh tank yew :3"
Totally sane and normal!!
Yes you call him koala instead of kolya but he always goes šŸ˜³šŸ¤­
I would too bbg wann-
Overall I think it's sort of good to be cheerful I mean at least you get too get away with his pranks (slightly)
Just make sure he doesnt sigma 3 breakdown hair you
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A/N: I know this wasn't good but I am not in the mood to write yk--so sorry it's not funny or anything anyways I am not sure whether I WI will write part 3 or not
Tag: @silverbladexyz
Reblogs and likes are very much appreciated!
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lotties-ashwagandha Ā· 14 days ago
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YELLOWJACKETS & HALLOWEEN (headcanons)
i did headcanons like this last year but i donā€™t know where they went so im making them again! this is for adult yellowjackets and is sfw. i did not take writing these seriously.
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SHAUNA
horror movie queen. halloween is the one night of the year where she can let out her inner freak without getting judged for it and she takes full advantage
she wants to watch slasher movies. she wants to binge watch scream and halloween and also weird supernatural horror and then she wants to have in-depth discussions about what the two of you thought was good and bad and meaningful and not meaningful afterwards
i think halloween for her was very different when callie was little though, she obviously couldnā€™t spend the night with a six year old having a scream marathon. i can see her really loving the halloween nights when she would take callie around trick or treating and handing out candy, it was something pure and fun to celebrate every year and it was refreshing to her.
now listen to me though. i feel like she would be anti pumpkin spice fight me on it but she would say it tastes like chemicals. she won't be going near it.
LOTTIE
ā€œcarving this pumpkin will heal my inner child spirituallyā€ she says the day before halloween and then she cuts her hand, gets pissed, and her night is ruined
but listen. i know this woman pulls out all her orange, black, purple type caftans in the fall. she WILL be color coordinating with the seasons like pinterestā€™s number one freak
decorating for halloween with her would be such an intricate practice too, you obviously wouldnā€™t do it on halloween but going and getting some new decor for the house every year and discussing the aesthetics and what theme you want around the wellness center for fall and halloween would be so much fun
dare i say pumpkin spice latte queen? except she canā€™t handle leaving hippie wellness center so she learns to make everything at home and she builds a starbucks equivalent in your kitchen
in general I think she would try to stay away from horror films or anything like that on halloween, she's especially not watching any supernatural horror because it fucks with her now after all of the things sheā€™s seen that were ā€œsupernaturalā€ in the wilderness but she would love more stereotypical cute halloween movies like hocus pocus or even practical magic. you have themed movie dates and drinks and watch them together. šŸ˜‹
TAISSA
she doesn't hand out candy she hands out dirt and sits in her favorite tree
just kidding i guess
i think she would love halloween though in general, especially celebrating it with her son. when he was really little she definitely had matching costumes or at least costumes that went together with sammy, like how families will dress up as the incredibles with their kids or as the addams family
she would do something with her political campaign when it comes to halloween, too. i don't know what it would be, maybe some weird costume contest online or idfk but she goes halloween crazy and every part of her life is going to be involved in it
she's also the queen of pumpkin carving because she would get so intense about it. no one can bother her during pumpkin carving or they're getting their ass lit up like a jack-o-lantern candle
like shauna, she is on the anti pumpkin spice team.
VAN
van thrives during halloween season. put her in front of the television with some old horror films and you wont hear from her for a month
she loves going to pumpkin patches and corn mazes too. she's probably who got taissa into carving pumpkins. she would love those giant pumpkin patches and farms where you can go apple picking and pet goats and shit. her profile picture on every social media platform is an awkward selfie of her feeding a goat
van is also an apple cider fiend in my opinion, and those funky apple cider and pumpkin donuts
like lottie she is on the pro pumpkin spice team, she loves it.
NATALIE
young natalie would have loved halloween, but i feel like adult timeline natalie would be relatively over it unless she had a partner that really loved halloween. if you can get her back into the vibe she'll be so into it, but she probably wouldn't do much if just living alone
if she's handing out candy she's going to try to scare as many children as possible. it becomes a mission that only the bravest children will leave with candy after trick or treating at her place. she'll jump out at them with masks or have some of those animatronic decorations that scream at people in the yard once the motion censors are triggered.
she has a bomb as fuck fall playlist too but it's not spooky scary skeletons and that shit it's old rock music
she's relatively neutral when it comes to pumpkin spice, not particularly passionate about it either way.
MISTY
if there is any holiday that screams misty quigley, it's halloween
oh she has so much fun
she will find a way to get a costume custom made for caligula each year and then she'll post pictures of him in all of the bird-related reddit communities she's in.
she hyperfixates on the history of halloween and will info dump to you about it
also loves scaring children but loves scaring adults even more
might try to break into your house at night as a halloween prank because she doesn't know how far is too far
pro pumpkin spice.
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