mikaela-the-slut-expert
In love with deranged men
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 2 months ago
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Mikaela is BRAT ‼️☘
I don't know what this means.... But slay? Is this a good thing 😁?
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 2 months ago
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Mikaela!! Glad to know that you are still there and are in fact doing well! We understand and know the feeling of having such a packed schedule, don't even worry about it! We wait for the next masterpiece you're planning to cook up sooner or later!!! 💞
Quick question too, do you happen to still write for Genshin Impact?
Thank you🖤🖤🥰 yes I do still write for genshin impact!
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 2 months ago
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don’t worry, we still love you!😊having a life outside of writing is perfectly fine, no need to try and cram everything in a once! to me, knowing you’re okay is just enough. i hope everything is going well, too💗
i don’t want to request anything, i’m just curious! you said you wanted to write for outside of tgcf, so what other things would you write for? i’ll be happy to support you😊💗
☀️anon
Eugh y'all make me sick 😔🖤 one of my most loyal followers, ☀️, I've got.... I think three repetitive people. ☀️, :D, and gizmo. I love y'all. I mean I love all of y'all but I've only named three of you.
I have it on my request page! I've only ever written for genshin impact and TGCF but I'd like to write for other things. JJBA has been my recent hyperfixation.
Id write for jjk, JJBA, creepypasta, uhhh black butler is on there, obey me is on there. Honestly y'all can just ask me and I'll tell you if I'll write it.
Pre warning I haven't seen it read any other danmei but TGCF!!!
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 2 months ago
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How are you doing, Mikaela? As followers we wait for ur next post and hope the best for you!
Hey guys 😁😁😁😁 I feel like a father abandoning his children. I'm happy everyone still reads my stuff and is still requesting. I do like writing, I do but guys I got college, school, my family, my time. I'm busy 😞 and honestly... I wanna write fanfics outside of tgcf 🥹 I love tgcf but after writing for something so long you get sick of seeing their names and writing stuff for them. I have a lot of other things I write for too🙏
Of course y'all can still request tgcf but I make no promises of writing them immediately since my schedule is packed.
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 3 months ago
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YOU'RE ALIVE OMG
Yes I'm alive I'm alive, I promise the writing curse didn't take make lol😊🖤
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 3 months ago
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Hiii! I have a request.
Something that starts with smut and ends with angst.
My idea is that Hualian and we would be having casual sex, until one had the idea to try to do something rougher. Of course, before doing so, they asked for our consent, and believing that it would be no big deal, we accepted.However, after the first slap we receive, s/o ends up being a little shocked and scared, but not wanting to spoil the fun he kind of accepts.The smut would continue normally, our character would break even when he was in a position that was kind of "suffocated" (it can be the one that the person takes in the ass and in the mouth at the same time, wow it was funny to write this 😂), and because he can't breathe properly and already feeling pain due to previous actions, the character starts to cry and pats the thigh of whoever was in front of him. As soon as his mouth is freed, he speaks the safe word while his body trembles in terror.I would like it to end with anguish or comfort, but I leave that to the writer's discretion!
The idea in general is this, but if you feel that an ending with only dialogue doesn't look so cool, you can include a soft smut!!Thank you for your attention and please take care of yourself ;) Also, sorry if there were any grammatical mistakes, English is not my first language.
Too Much
Hualian x gn!reader
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Tw!!! Safe word usage, NSFW, slapping
I just don't feel like my writing has been up to par lately y'all 🖐️😃🔫
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You're sandwiched
Literally.
It's one of those nights when all three of you happen to be free of duties, and all of you are home. So what do you guys do when you're all home? Have sex.
It's nothing over the top, just casual, cuddly, sleepy, gentle sex. Hua Cheng is slowly fucking you from behind, but just because he's slow doesn't mean he isn't reaching deep. His dick is big and Hua Cheng knows how to use it, effectively hitting that spot that makes you moan and cry for more.
Xie Lian sits on the edge of the bed near your head. He runs his fingers through your hair and every so often he'll share kisses with you or San Lang. No one knows why and nobody asks, he just has a thing for watching.
You're lying on your back, eyes shut, with soft whimpers at Hua Cheng takes his time with you. Xie Lian runs the back of his nails across your cheek to get your attention. "Baobei, do you think you would be alright if this one were to get a little rough with you?" He hums softly smiling down at you.
Xie Lian always asks, he never dares to put his hands on you without permission. San Lang stares and waits for your answer, because although he won't be hitting you he'd like to fuck you deeper if you'd allow him to. And of course you trust your lovers wholeheartedly, you've gotten rough before so what's new? "Yes, that's fine"
As soon as yes slips past your lips Hua Cheng takes the invitation to quicken the smack of his hips against your ass. He loves to fuck you fast and deep, he really just likes to make you feel good. You yelp when he suddenly flips you onto your stomach and plunges into your hole again. Hua Cheng easily manhandles you around, bruising clutch on your hips and thighs.
Xie Lian catches your attention when he moves in front of you so that your chin rests on his soft, milky thigh. You go to say something to him but you're interrupted when his hand slaps across your cheek. "Don't speak unless you're spoken too, Qin Ai De"
It was relatively normal. It wasn't unusual for Xie Lian to get a little rough with you and make rules for you. It wasn't uncommon for him to say degrading things if you had allowed him to. The slap hurt and you're barely able to process it with how rough Hua Cheng is fucking you. It honestly leaves you a little frightened and on edge. You don't know why, this is a relatively normal bedroom activity but today it doesn't sit right with you.
Maybe you're just overthinking it, so you let them throw you around some more and you let the night keep going. It's not until later into the night that everything goes horribly wrong.
Hua Cheng is still fucking you from behind but Xie Lian has no joined in on the fun and he's fucking your throat. Also not uncommon. It was usual for you to let them do this, keep all your holes filled at all times. You enjoyed it usually but today it feels awful and no matter how much they fuck into you or talk to you, you don't feel good. Your skin pricks with discomfort and you can't stop squirming which had earned you a few more slaps.
You haven't said anything though, you wanted to make your lovers feel good they deserved that much but you can't. You feel like you're going to hurl on Xie Lian's dick if they don't stop. You feel disgusting, and smothered. It feels suffocating.
Tears align your vision and your hand smacks against Xie Lian's thigh. Albeit confused, he immediately pulls back and Hua Cheng pulls out as well. You cough and spit up mumbling the safe word through harsh pants and that's all it takes for them to know tonight's done.
Hua Cheng gets off the bed and you don't really get an opportunity to see where he went because Xie Lian holds your face in his hands. "What's wrong? Did we go too far, baobei?"
You want to answer but you end up just sobbing in his hands. He lets you curl up on his lap while he threads his fingers through your hair, cooing at you and telling you that you had been very good, that you had done well. Hua Cheng comes back with warm towels to clean the three of you up, and he carefully washes whatever swear or stickiness covers your body.
It's silent for a while, not an uncomfortable silence, calm and safe. You eventually speak up. "I'm sorry... I- when you slapped me I got scared and it just set me off for the whole night. I don't know why, I'm sor-"
Hua Cheng kisses the corner of your mouth to shush you. "Sorry for what? You do not need a reason to feel unsafe or uncomfortable. We'll always stop if you are. Do not feel sorry for us" Hua Cheng lies atop of you like a log. His face is scrunched, like he's personally offended at himself for not noticing.
Xie Lian runs his fingers across your cheek, peppering soft kisses across your face. "It's alright, this one apologizes. I won't slap you in the future, Qin Ai De. You know we love you dearly, we would never hurt you purposefully. You must tell us immediately next time Y/n we don't wish to make you feel this way ever again." his brows are furrowed and you can tell he's probably beating himself up over it.
You don't feel suffocated anymore. You nuzzle Xie Lian's leg. Mumbling a soft "Okay... M'love you both"
They both know that there won't be anymore sex tonight so they both cuddle up next to you and dote on you until you fall asleep.
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 3 months ago
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I bet everyone $15 that bro has literally died
Gone
Vanished from the face of the earth
Taken away by whatever deity took interest in them
Sent to a whole other universe
(Plz come back. WHERE R U, WE ARE SCYAREDDD)
IM NOT DEAAAAADDDD I swear. I do feel very loved though at everyone's concerns🖤. College, work, and life really have been keeping me busy and with so much stuff on plate I've just got no motivation to write especially when there's a bunch of asks in my inbox and it feels awful to just delete them but I don't want to do them either 🙏😭
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 3 months ago
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is u dead.. 🙁
Guys I'm not dead, my writing motivation is though 😞
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 4 months ago
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We miss you
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
I missed y'all too 🖤😊 I'll try to write something up for you guys
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 4 months ago
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Pookie??
*gasp* POOKIES MISSING 😰
WHERE R U
😭🖤 I'm not missing I swear I've just been busy with work and getting my car and FAFSA figured out. I will come back I swear it 🖤
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 5 months ago
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I love your account 💖
Thank you very much🖤😊 I love you pookie
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 5 months ago
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Not a request,
I just wanted to say it's brave to post Jun Wu/Male reader and I wish there was more
I personally like his backstory and he makes a great villain.
As naive and new to the fandom I didn't know how much hate you can get posting that. Quickly learned when I had people messaging me on tiktok hate 😭
( was a while ago but I do remember it , scary 💩 bro 😭 )
Anyway, have a nice day!
Haha thank you. I think it's so silly to hate someone for such a thing. They're fictional characters and obviously most ppl don't like junwu for what he did to Xie Lian but that doesn't mean people can't like him 😁 just how I like Dottore but a lot of people hate him. I love getting rare requests that change up my day as well. Most of my requests are tgcf, HuaLian x reader. So getting new requests is very fun!
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 5 months ago
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Update!
Hey guys so I am slowly doing requests, but my life is changing a lot so I will be a lot slower. No it doesn't mean I'm ignoring you I'm just super busy. I'm working a lot and college is going to start soon so please be patient for me!😊🖤🖤 I rlly appreciate the love
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 5 months ago
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Not a request but HIHIHIHIHI IT'S MY BDAY :3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOKIEEEE🖤🖤🖤🎉🎉🎉🎉🥰
I hope it's been a good birthday for you and that you are good cake and had a cool party and had fun with friendssss. Happy birthday 🎂🎂🎂
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 5 months ago
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Hi Mikaela! (May I call you by your name?) idk if your requests are open yet but if they aren't don't mind this! I just thought of a cute scenario that I'd love to see you write down!
I'm sorry if this is too complex for you, it might also be a bit long since English is not my first language! But I was listening to Laufey (immediately thinking of Hualian lmao) and that's when I got the idea! I thought of a m!reader who is a famous singer and mostly makes jazz and romance songs (like Laufey), but he never actually had a real lover, and usually in his songs it's just one person he's singing about. But when he finds Xie Lian and Hua Cheng and eventually joins the relationship, he changes those lyrics of his songs to include the both of them! (For example, when he used to sing about one person, he'd use "he" "him" but when he joined the relationship, it turns to "they" "them" to indicate XL and HC!) It'd be a bonus if nobody knew he had joined the relationship and started to realise the change of lyrics, creating rumors until eventually reader himself reveals the truth!
Sorry if that was completely nonsensical and way too long. If you do not wish to do this, I'm okay with that! I love your work, keep going Mikaela, we're here 4 u!! 💝
Hi! I'm so happy you requested but I unfortunately won't be writing this. I have some confidence in my writing but writing singers or musical things are not my forte I would be always happy to write you something else though.
Also your English was perfectly fine!🖤 I could understand completely
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 5 months ago
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I have a request. Can u do a hualian x reader with birds wings. And they help him take care of them.
Our Winged Lover
HuaLian x gn!reader
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🪷You have wings!
🦊 Xie Lian and Hua Cheng absolutely adore your wings and quite a few other people do
🪷 They love when you wrap your wings around them, or flap your wings at them. It's so cute and surprisingly very warm
🦊 A plus side to have a winged lover is in the rain! They can't get wet when you use your wings to protect them. So you and Hua Cheng take turns covering y'all's head on a rainy day
🪷 You have quite big wing spand so bedtime can either be really comfy or chaotic.
🦊 If you toss and turn throughout the night, there's a good chance one of your lovers are getting beat up in their sleep by your wings.
🪷 If you have a peaceful sleep though, your wings make pretty good pillows!
🦊 The worst time of the year though is when your feathers begin to shed and new feathers come in.
🪷 It's so itchy and you can rarely get all the pesky pins on your own time, so you can become irritated and angry.
🦊You have lovers now though!
🪷They love to preen your wings, and rub the pins loose from your new feathers
🦊They're favorite part of the shedding process is when the wake up to a pile of feather gifted to them.
🪷 You're mating process is braiding feathers into their hair
🦊 They love when you start nesting and trilling, making little hoo noises.
🪷Xie Lian's and Hua Cheng also love to bathe you. They usually find you in the bath.
🦊You're their little bird and they love their winged lover so much!
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mikaela-the-slut-expert · 6 months ago
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Hiii so this is the first time requesting smth on your blog so you don't have to do this request if it's stupid lmao 😭 I just really love your work, especially your hualian ones!
For my request ~ This is slightly inspired by Kafka from Honkai Star Rail, but could you do an m!reader (in a relationship with hualian ofc) who just doesn't care and is always risking his life? Like he's the embodiment of "I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery" and "I read the rules before I break them". Even better if you make him some sort of criminal like Kafka!
Sorry if this is just flat out weird, you really don't have to take this request 😭 love your work tho, keep going 🫵🏻
I actually don't play HSR and I don't know Kafkas character really well, so I won't be writing this one but I'd be happy to write something else for you😞🖤🖤
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