#even tho monsters dont even have organs!!

[hoodie-prince-kid-archived]

newfound respect for Mikazuki

[xyfanficarchive]

Laios x Fat Reader HCs (reader of nonspecified gender with boobs and pussy)

18+ 😈

First of all. It's been said but. Fat is totally his type. real and factual and canon 100% i stake my life on it

i mean, he's not that superficial. Laios will fall for someone's personality and not their body. but trust, if he's walking down the street and someone attractive catches his attention so much so that all he can do is think "waow.... theyre really hot......" and stare (and he will stare, unsubtly and without shame, like, he'll turn his head as he passes you by and then trip over his own feet or walk into a lamppost or smth) then that person guaranteed has a lil more fat on their body

if youre uncomfotable with your body..... get comfortable. he's a handsy lover. he wants to touch you and feel you. and he's not shy about loving the way you squish under his hands and in his arms

its not even necessarily an erotic thing much of the time, when he feels you up and pokes and prods you (gently) all over; it's a simple pleasure to his brain to feel the warmth and weight of your breast in his open hand, to press your tummy and pinch the fat on your hips between his thumb and fingers, just to watch the supple flesh deform under his touch and bounce back into place. he'll trace up and down your stretch marks because he likes the way the skin texture feels different there, and touch the pads of his fingers to the dimples of cellulite on your butt and thighs just to feel how your skin embraces his fingertips. he can be pretty mindless about it, his hands drifting across your body as you lie together (yes, he uses you as a stim toy)

of course if you hate this kinda treatment that much, he’ll stop. he won’t torment you. but if, say, you ask him to only touch you in ways and places that dont remind you of your fatness too much, he’ll have an intuition that its because of feelings of insecurity whether you say so or not. and it makes him so so sad because all he wants is to show you how wonderful your body is to him, how delightful it is to touch you in all your softness, how the very presence of you squished up next to him is such a comfort that its all he can do to grab at you and pull you closer and closer to him in crushing embrace- there is no part of you that is so disgusting that Laios wouldnt want to explore.

on the topic of insecurity. if youre feeling bad about the way you look, whether its just a bad image day, or if you find out that you gained some weight and have to get new clothes made from the tailor, he will reassure you. but it will not be a tactful and gentle kind of reassurance, he’s not going “noooo baby but youre still so beautiful tho 🥺.” boy is so so delighted to inform you of all the reasons why its GOOD that youre fat. he has like a whole presentation prepared and he’s talking a mile a minute about how he loves that youre not afraid to eat a full days worth of nutritious meals, and how its good to put on weight to crawl the dungeon, about the energy you expend doing all that walking and fighting and the calories it takes to get revived if you die, talking about how you can go longer in the cold before succumbing to hypothermia and longer without food before youre incapacitated by hunger, how having a thick layer of fat means your vital organs are better protected from slashing and stabbing and blunt force damage alike, getting more passionate as he goes on. and by the time your eyes are glassy and ears are fuzzy from all the knowledge he imparted upon you he grabs you by the shoulders, fingers digging into your deltoids, glowering down at you with a look of such intensity that you shrink away, he finishes his rant with a deathly seriousness: “and….. it makes you really sexy, too..!”

and he does think youre so so fucking sexy; congratulations because it genuinely doesnt happen often! ususally he's too busy thinking about monsters and dungeon ecology and how to make his next incursion below more successful.... if you're reading to this point still somehow thinking that by "fat" i mean "exclusively chubby" then don't worry... i mean, yes he will drool over your cute little tummy pooch and your thick thighs, and he daydreams about sucking your full, round boobs - but he also starts sweating the first time he sees the way your breasts sag under your shift, he wants to taste your skin, he wants to leave bite marks on your back rolls, and side rolls, and he wants to dive in the folds of your belly, and when he sees your luscious pubic mound he gets dizzy and lightheaded because all the blood is going to his cock-

he'd happily die suffocating between your thighs

don't feel anxious about the way you smell around him - you don't, at least no more than anyone else after a long day of walking, but if you did, Laios is a known freak and he's totally into that. you'll never forget the first time you found this out; you were enjoying a simple embrace with him before washing up at the end of the day, your arms thrown around his neck as he leaned down and pressed his forehead into your shoulder, inhaling deep a few relaxed breaths before something changed, his body tense underneath you. you almost pulled away to ask what's wrong but - he grabbed you at the elbow and outright manhandled your arm to stop you from pulling away or pinning your arm to your side, and it's then that you realized to your utter mortefaction that he'd stuck his nose in the crook of your arm and was sniffing your armpit. you almost made a fuss asking him what the hell is he doing?!?! except for the fact that chilchuck was over in the corner organizing his pack and marcille was facing the wall combing out her hair in the mirror and neither of them have seemed to notice anything and you would never, never, never live it down from either of them if you were to draw their attention. but ultimately you couldn't help the way your heart softened to your big weirdo man when he finally pulled his face out of your pit, flushed red to his ears, his irises a thin golden ring around his wide dilated pupils, as he breathed out "I dunno why, but it smells so good..."

when he eats you out, he's literally huffing your pussy scent. he takes his time smelling you as he kisses his way down your thighs. and when he's buried in your folds, sometimes it's almost concerning and you think there's something wrong. is he starved for air, can he breathe down there??? (i did say he'd be happy to die there....) no. thats just how into it he is. one time you ask him what it smells like to him, thinking maybe his perception is significantly different, perhaps because of his hormonal profile or something, and he pauses to think for a moment before elaborating: "it smells like, musky and animalic... a little sweet, and kind of funky, like a little sour and salty almost like sweat, it's so great!" maybe not what you expected, but he only sounded more and more giddy about it as he went on.

he can tell roughly where you are in your cycle based on your smell. this comes far enough into your relationship that nothing can surprise you anymore.

he just loves watching you as he fucks you. the way the shockwave of each thrust ripples throughout your whole body, your tits jiggling back and forth with each gasp of pleasure, and the way it sounds so obscene with your wetness spread out over your plush thighs clicking when his hips make contact and when he pulls away. theres no time or space in your head to be self conscious when you're making those sweet uh uh uh uh sounds every time his cock bottoms out inside you. he loves to pull back and watch it happen, the way his shaft glistens with your slick between your pillowy lips, savouring the stroke of delicious pleasure shooting through his nerves as he glides back in, watching as his pubic bone meets your cushiony mons and the way you shake under it all, your body so completely open to him, he could hardly imagine a more erotic sight or a more beautiful person to share this part of him with

thats all i got for now hope u enjoyed <333

[fictionfixations]

twst book 7 part 7 spoilers

Director: Malleus's arcane realm is made up of multiple layers of complex spell formulas. It reminds me of the ancient sorcery cast on Subject F—ah, I mean Grim. But we've managed to unravel the spells quickly, thanks in no small part to help from Briar Valley.

huh. i mean like we already knew it was complicated n stuff right? like we knew it was old and like.. maybe had a bunch of layers of complicated stuff?? i cant remember the dialogue about it back in book 6 and it was probably phrased differently but like. hmm. still very curious.

idk maybe im confused and we didnt actually learn that it had layers? idk ive seen this in jp already but its been a bit so i forget stuff and i also havent had a refresher on book 6 in awhile so hold on um

also is it just me or what why am i having such trouble putting images and saving this post wtf 😭

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERSE AN ERROR TRYING TO UPLOAD THAT IMAGE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES AN ERROR PROCESSING THE POST WHAT

i took screenshots of like the dialogue tho regarding grim because me and a friend were discussing theories about grim and his curse and the monster back in like the first battle?? the prologue monster that looks kinda like grim

yeah im not tripping we do know it has layers

Idia: Grim's numbers go haywire every time I try to get a precise blot accumulation reading. One moment they spike into the red zone... Like a subject that's gone full Phantom. Then the next moment, they bottom out and go infinitely close to zero. All attempts at blot treatments have had no effect whatsoever. And look at this.

Idia: He got abducted by a secret organization, and yet there he is, snoozin' away and exposing his tummy. Then again, I'm the Secret Organization Boss (placeholder title), so who am I to talk? I learned something else from the non-battle tests we had him do. He's got traces of a powerful spell on him. Ortho: I thought the blue flames coming from his ears were a direbeast trait, but... Do you think it's a curse manifesting, like how it is for you? Idia: I tried analyzing it to see, but it's got layers of complex, interwoven magic. I can't piece the whole thing together. Not even with Styx's supercomputer crunching the numbers. It'd take a century for that analysis to finish. But what I found out from studying the outer layers of the spell is that seriously ancient sorcery's involved. Ortho: How ancient are we talking? Idia: Like, thousand-year-old primeval magic. I've got no idea who cast such a complex spell on Grim, or why they did it… And it's currently unclear whether the blot resistance he has is a blessing or a curse. Ortho: Those are technically the same thing, of course. Blessings and curses are both types of sorcery that bestow magic on someone. The only difference is whether there's a positive or negative intent behind it.

sometimes i put the dialogue in text form on the actual post even if its in an image, sometimes i dont because im lazy

but because tumblr has been really weird about saving this post and making a huge fuss whenever i try to add an image im gonna put it just in case 💀

also i know we're really just repeating information here but im still so very curious about what it could be about

also oh my god tumblr what is up with you today PLEASE save this edit im

[7amonathursdayinoctober]

WE GOT THE FUCKIN NETFLIX PPL AAAAAHAHAHAHHAA

I DONT HAVE TO RELY ON MY FATHER FOR IT ANYMORE ITS JUST US YYYYYESSSSSSSSS

Spn here I come

Just random stuff abt my weekend that i dont wanna make another post for below :] (its a rlly long post and not spn related you don't have to read lol)

I won't be watching any (spn) tonight bc I've been working on my room for the past 2 days, (so glad i had music for all this) I haven't had a properly set up room in a long time, I had no dresser, still no bed technically (I sleep on a beanbag, out of choice) and no storage. Everything i have was shoved in 2 large Uhaul boxes and piled in my closet for the past couple of years, I've still got books shoved in said closet (no bookshelf yet)

Yesterday (friday) we got a dresser, a side table, and a desk/dresser thing with a mirror, also a headboard! (Bc of the headboard I'm being forcibly given a bed which is gonna take up a lot of space in my already cramped room but I'll make it work) so I was cleaning a LOT of junk, lots of de-cluttering, sorting, moving, storing, and trips to the garbage on the first day (Friday) then I had to organize everything I decided to keep, shove it all in one big box bc while i was fine for the first few hours of this endeavor, I drank an energy drink (monster) and an XXL mavrick slurpee (blue raspberry if you care) thing at around 3 after getting all that stuff (dressers) up a set of stairs and into a car and truck, I was so out of it by 11 that I would stare at whatever I was trying to sort for a solid minute before putting it back in the box I was trying to sort it OUT of, it was lots of fun/sar . Luckily, I didn't throw up bright blue slurpee

Sleeping wasn't the best bc even tho I kept sweeping my room, there was lots of junk that ended up stuck to my clothes, which then got into my sheets, very nasty

On the second day (Saturday) i had to take everything out of the box i shoved it into the night before so i cauld bring the dressers into my room and put everything in them, (the tote box everything was in took up to much space and had to be taken out so the dressers could be brought in) which was fun (one of them totally got stuck between the door frames lmao, small hallways yknow?) Next step was to put everything away, now organized, into and on the dressers, some stuff was put on the closet shelf/floor, and I even hung some stuff up on the walls. But we finally got to a good stopping point! (Thank god)

I need to wash my sheets and a shower, but im tired. Tomorrow, I'm just gonna relax :]

If yall want pictures (bc I defo took a few), let me know, and I'll make a separate post for them in the morning when i wake up and am more coherent :]

[jooji-does]

OC STUFF PART 1

Hello! My name is Jooji! i am gonna start to post here again, both my OCS and Mod content! this first post is just a small explanation of my world building! every post after is just gonna be about ocs, fanart or my minecraft mods. This world has no name..neither any of the stories i am telling on it do either. its separated in 3 sessions (kinda of) Heaven, Hell, Earth a lot of the concepts are inspired by works like, Hazbin hotel, The good omens, Chainsawman, etc....its a lot of stuff. Earth is on its early 2010's, the main difference between this earth and our Earth is the existence of "hell-lings" they are tulpa-esque creatures that are born from the feeling of desire, fear or emotions for certain things (they are all themed around a specific object..concept..or creature), these creatures have been haunting the world as long as man-kind exists (and a bit before it even..), since then there would exist organizations to hunt and kill them, as early as the 1300+ , im still thorn between the name for them, ive been thinking of Hunters, exorcists, sorcerers..etc...im not sure yet These creatures can be made deals with, tho their level of intelligence will depend a lot on that. there are specific categories of these creatures, as more intelligent they get, more human-like they are, tho some of them are extremely intelligence and are eldritch like in appearence ( i will make a post in the future explaining them more in-depth), they can also be personification of existing entities like Death, or the devil (Lucifer), even tough both of them are already existing entities in the universe, more on them later.. There are other types of entities that live on earth, like spirits (Souls that failed to go to heaven or hell for some unknown reason), adjacent demons like Onis or any other folclore demons, these are Demons that were banished from Hell. In hell there are 3 types of entities Demons = Angels from long time ago Sinners = Humans from earth that fell into hell Arch-Demons = Ancient demonic entities born from the ancient war between hell and heaven. I tought of the concepts that, Sinners in hell , instead of reborn, become Hell-lings on earth, and their power or intelligence depended on how much power they had in hell, but im not sure yet. and then after a hell-ling is killed, its soul is truly set to rest, but powerfull hell-lings can go back to hell if they want, using their deals and power, hell is formed out of 8 Layers. The old angels floor, its a bit of a piece of heaven that fell down long time ago, its where the Demons usually live in, no sinners are allowed in this realm. then you have the usual, each layer is kinda of themed.. sorta of? the sinners and demons appearence can depend a bit on layer but thats not a rule Pride - a 1900-1950 esque architecture , not really much to say here tbh, i have to draw it some time. Wrath - Medieval esque, Satan is straight up Draconic because i wanted to allude to those medieval tales that Dragons were sort of Demons, architectury is pretty old looking, huge walls, etc. Envy - Inspired by medieval times as well, but more focused on stuff like Pirates, sea monsters..etc..the entire place is kinda of flooded of sorts, so the cities are always above the water (and sometimes under the water) Gluttony - Im really thorny on this one, i tought of some type of early 2000's vibe?..but im really not sure, what i know is that, i want the buildings all to be made out of hive-like material. Lust - 90's kinda of? purple? one of those i really dont know how to describe either lol. Lazyness - havent decided yet. Greedy - las vegas/ wild west type shit because i wanted to have an excuse to do characters in this vibe + i always associated wild west with cassinos for some reason, not sure why ? this is the end of part 1!

[oudkee]

inazuma eleven ask game

but im not gonna make you send me asks i am just answering all the questions out of boredom. original by @marmolao , post here

1-Favorite season/game/manga.

aliea season (2) my beloved. super nostalgic and definitely the arc i've rewatched the most

2-Favorite og character(s).

kidou yuuto my son. also desarm he's a funky alien. uhhh rococo and kazemaru too

3-Favorite go character(s).

TENMA, shindou used to be my fave but on my rewatch i was like ok he's kind of a dick in galaxy like he really leaned into it. kinako my beloved and most of all ray rukh. robot son. I FORGOT BITWAY okay no bitway is my favourite go character and prolly my fave inazumer of all time. sexy older alien man and probably the precursor of my love for the equally evil alien miss founder from deep space nine.

question 3 was actually missing from the copypasta and so was question 4. i took a wild guess what 3 was but no clue for 4...

5-Favorite areori character(s).

shimerigawa kageru. i have his license in my wallet and ive mistakenly grabbed it instead of my id at bars lmao. heres my ugly anime boy card.

6-Least favorite og character(s).

no one really occurs to me immediately. i used to be really hateful as a teenager i had like a whole list LMAO uhhhhhh i guess the evil mastermind from ffi season. garfield

7-Least favorite go character(s).

the bear

8-Least favorite areori character(s).

kind of like. everyone lmao. no one appealed to me and areori just feels like a soulless cash grab so absolutely none of the characters were even interesting beyond having some like surface level thing that got resolved immediately every time

9-Favorite coach(es).

kageyama. what a fucked up old man

10-Favorite scout character(s).

i never used them in the games lol but i like the designs of like. the machinery/mechanical themed ones

11-Favorite og team(s).

mikage sennou and all five aliea teams but especially epsilon

12-Favorite go team(s).

perfect cascade and ixal fleet........

13-Favorite areori team(s).

none oops sorry

14-Favorite hissatsu technique(s).

stargazer... shoot pocket uhh. god there were actually so many but i just don't remember any of them. i think perfect cascade had like the command ones that were cool but i dont remember im geriatric

15-Favorite hissatsu tactic(s).

REALLY dont remember any of these

16-Favorite keshin(s).

plasma shadow.........

17-Favorite keshin armour(s).

every single one of them slapped. they all looked so good. tenma's and ray rukh's were the best tho

18-Favorite miximax(s).

i dont like them.

19-Favorite soul(s).

bitway's fucked up tentacle monster

20-Favorite character design(s).

WAY too many. with a series with hundreds of characters im bound to be obsessed with a lot of the designs. so i really like all the ixalens from a design standpoint because they're almost... insect like but then they have that vorta paleness that's like okay you definitely came from a planet with a dense atmosphere that doesn't have a lot of natural light. the bird people had really good designs. tenma has that awful early 2010s shonen protag look about him but he's just so cute it works i love the cinnamon roll hair. chrono stone had a lot of random background characters that really slapped like engir and rudzhik it's baffling to me that this was the same season that had those awful mixi max designs. speaking of chrono stone i ALSO like the creepy factor of all the robot boys looking like. essentially the exact same like same height same body same skintone but with different eyes and hair it's so icky creepy i LOVE IT. i wish they were explored deeper because i love mechanical horror and the relationship between artificial beings and the organic life that surrounds them. not only that but their maker has like gendo ikari vibes. if u havent noticed i have a lot 2 say.

21-Favorite opening(s)/ending(s).

maji de kansha literally actually changed my life. i got through a lot of really low points because of maji de kansha this isn't even a joke. it's been a decade now and the song still hits just as hard. as for endings uhhhhhhhhhh katte ni cinderella was the best but i don't like the full version only the short anime version

22-Favorite character song(s).

ice road, starline, and yasashii mirai. OH and don't stop that's such a fucking banger from ibuki munemasa himself. he did that for us

23-Favorite friendship(s)/character dynamic(s).

i like the dynamic everyone has with endou like he actually becomes friends with like. everyone even the weird italian kid that thought it was okay kageyama tried to murder him. well he didn't think it was okay he just didn't even really care which is almost weirder

24-Favorite ship(s).

im almost 27 i dont really find fulfillment in shipping teenagers together

25-Favorite protagonist(s).

tenma and kidou my boyz

26-Favorite villain(s).

BITWAY OZROCK!!!!!!! and kageyama

27-Favorite character’s backstory.

i have this really messed up and long origin story for all the aliea season kids that i wrote years ago lmao... as for canon i just don't care i guess. it's not so much the backstory as how the character handles it in the end like the backstory can be Aww Sad all it wants but if the character acts like a dick or just unintersting in the plot bc of it then why should i really care. fudou akio im calling u out

28-Favorite sidecharacter(s)/NPC(s).

the clown

29-Headcanon(s) worth of sharing here.

i remember i had this whole kageyama family/shindou family/tachimukai family tree headcanon that was like basically shindou was kageyama's illegitimate son. kageyama's brother married tachimukai's older sister or cousin or whatever and they had hikaru. and way long down the line hikaru was related to sakamaki who created perfect cascade. much to think about

30-Free ask!

i need everyone to know that inazuma eleven is intrinsically linked with star trek: deep space nine by way of deep space nine's japanese dub. the lady who dubbed ezri dax was the lady who voiced toramaru. that is all

[meet-at-tycho]

dude ive been dissociating so hard specifically about monster hunter?? like i just laid down on my bed and i was holding my cat and. the organic wind from my fan IT. i couldnt imagine myself as anything other than vik in astera just snoozing somewhere and the wind is hitting their face like. ITS SCARY sometimes i can feel myself there thats how bad the autism is its . MY HOME THATS MY HOUSE!!!!!! im. im going insane just a little like IS PLAYING MONSTER HUNTER EVEN ENOUGH? would it EVEN be enough.. I WANT TO GO THERE!!!!! but i cant. im gonna think about it a whole lot against my will tho you better believe my brain is gonna be like wow. you just ate. this is like monster hunter!!! SHUT UPPP..... IM SAD the autism beast is like teasing me

never remind me how much monster hunter means to me cuz i WILL cry about it

i think its extra special cuz like. WE KNOWW ALREADY im agoraphobic the only times i go out is when im WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, or im going straight into a car and on my way to a different building. it makes me really sad cuz like. my sibling is mean about it, they pick on me for never going out and never getting sun but. YEAH ID REALLY LOVE TO. id love that more than anything, im just... scared

but when i play, im not!!!! im viktor, master rank hunter of the 5th fleet, i go out on expedition for DAYS just enjoying the beauty of life, the beauty of the new world.. i do whatever i want and i go wherever i want and im not AFRAID, because no one can hurt me out there. no one WOULD hurt me. monster hunter feels so. POSITIVE LIKE ive said it before and ill say it again, MHW its just you being awesome and a bunch of hot men praise you and are proud of you like OKAYYYY

AND never get me started on how i feel about the MONSTERS, no im. the autism is so severe . mhw is on par with FNAF in terms of how deeply engrained it is in me. like fnaf changed my life shaped how i grew up and who i am as a person, MH WAS A LITTLE LATE TO THE PARTY, BUT.... i dont have 700+ hours in fnaf do i 😼😼 ive played that game for 72 hours straight when i got back into it in 2020, i played that game til i RUBBED THE WASD KEYS OFF MY SIBLINGS KEYBOARD. i played til i got carpal tunnel and even after i put on a wrist brace to TRY and make it feel better I STILL PLAYED!!!!!!!! i literally wasnt taking care of myself NOT DRINKING NOT EATING LIKE. ONLY A LITTLE IN ALL THAT TIME I WAS OBSESSED...... can you blame me?

ive said it before, monster hunter is an autism special that like. HAS BEEN COOKING ALL MY LIFE, and it only was finally released on me in 2020 cuz like. i used to grow up watching my older brother play it!!!!! even if i was like 7 i still remembered names of monsters and they stuck with me FOREVER to the point where like. when i was 11 i named characters after some of them on my shitty dA art alright it was so. LIKE THIS WAS A LONG TIME COMING ive always been so drawn to it grGHGRGR

[the-kipsabian]

is kip sabian a tumblr sexyman

//kinda heavily edited 7/28/23. im trying to be more neutral about this, still keeping this within just the on-screen character. added in a few more things that are on the list linked below, so the results have actually kinda drastically changed now these are still just my opinions and ofc this doesnt negate how hes really perceived, its just interesting to see this being called out so many times but when you put actual evidence on it, boy how the tables turn lmao

so we all have probably heard the question by now

seeing this post on my dash, i have found resources now to see for myself, collect data and give you the actual result to this burning question

i got you tropes, my takes on them and whether they apply to him under the cut. things to note, this is my personal view tho im trying to keep it neutral, and im only tackling the on-screen character as its been portrayed on tv and some other special occasions when it has specifically shined through (take him invading ocs streams for example)

green is yes red is no yellow is maybe anything in italics are an edit from the original post

4th wall blurring - technically wrestling is already very blurred lines, but take the kip/oc feud for example and the lengths he took it to on social media, twitch etc. outside the ring

Androgynous - arguable, its the eyeliner for me bro. that and the way he carries himself. currently this also includes the hair/hair colors and the eye shadow. gender is a social construct

Animal theming

Angst - it depends how you view it. its not like full blown angst sadness, but it sure does exist, especially with how he talks about himself tbh

Bait - he just organically formed into this shape. i dont believe he specifically designed this style or characteristics to make himself be perceived as a tumblr sexyman

British

Burton

Capitalist

Chaoslord

Chronokinetic

Criminal

Cosmic

Clown

Controversial - i dont know why some of yall hate him so much but apparently people do so. whatever

Deadpan snarker - he can be, but not to a point of a defining character trait

Dealmaker

Detective

DILF - not yet

Distinctive voice - so the source list updated this to feature catchphrases and yes. "embrace the change", "time doesnt heal it changes you", "underrated and over it". you get the deal

Divorced

Dominating - there are cases. but mostly i think hes just a pathetic fool idk. but also this is a theming in wrestling in general so like. go figure

Duality - with and without the box, there is a difference

Egotistical

Eldritch - only in fanon i think ive seen this one. and partially personally applied this one lol (tho i mean idk if we get the box back in some form we might see more hints about this so it might turn into a maybe!!)

Eye imagery

Fanon splintering

Forest Dweller

Gay/LGBTQ+ coded

Girlboss

Glowing neon

Goo

Himbo - okay listen. as much as i would LOVE to mark this one as a solid yes, since we are strictly talking about boxman era and after on-screen kip, this doesnt stand, as he doesnt show himbo behavior on camera. im keeping it as a maybe tho, just for the sake of showing that im aware and i care <3

Hot-headed

Intelligence - also counts for the sub category smartdumb. an idiotic mastermind

Johnlocked - dont get me wrong, ive seen ships, but i dont think its ever been super extensive or overpowering. yall need to work harder lol. unfortunately despite my personal bias and seeing its growth in popularity, i still cannot mark this even as a maybe

Knifemurder

Mad scientist

Magnificent bastard - im just gonna copy the definition here. "As per TV Tropes, a Magnificent Bastard is a "villain (or morally gray character at best) portrayed as confident, charming schemers who thinks on their feet, outsmarts their competitors with style and grace, and remains graceful even in the event of defeat"."

Marked canon/fanon divergence

Monster features

Mysterious - boxhead in the crowd for months building intrigue + the unadvertised meet and greets at events. plus seemingly extensive lore we never get/got, unexplained box mysteries, etc.

Neurodivergent - i was thinking about excluding this, but he talks about his adhd so openly PLUS a big part of boxman came from the depression and anxiety of when he was on the shelf after surgery so. it counts for me

Nonhuman

Object head

Obscured face - technicality, but i count it as he wore the box for so fucking long. we didnt see his actual face for literally a year

Obsessive - HAVE YOU SEEN HOW OFTEN HE TWEETS AT OC i rest my case

Oncelerization

Pale twink - im making a personal decision to say no on this as none of the definitions really hit the mark like, at all. literally the only ones on the list are 'young' and 'dude' like. nope

Parental figure

Parental issues

Pathetic - A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Perpetual smiler - he gets the shit kicked out of him in the ring and still fucking laughs at it on the spot

Power

Power of love - yall have seen penelope, right?

Religious imagery - no, but marking sub category demonic as a maybe since connections to penelope

Retro - this is interesting, im putting it down as maybe since its not really showing but the current design choices with the grayscale gear makes me think about old timey stuff

Robot

Royalty

Scars

Secret agent

Short

Tall - im withdrawing this one, since the definition is "really/abnormally tall" and hes only 5'11 so. this was marked as a 'maybe' before

Teacher figure

Theme song

Thin - "characters that are fairly slim but dont fit under pale twink" i can accept this lol

Traitor/Twist villain

Twisted freaking cycle path

Unkempt

Upper class - i dont necessarily consider it but i guess. keeping this as a maybe since the suit aesthetic is very high class so

Urban legend aesthetics - CRYPTID RIGHTS FOR KIP

Villain/Morally gray/Refined villain/Technically antagonist

Well-dressed/Suitguy/Long coat - suit, pinstripes, long coat. i kind of want to also say the alt fashion counts here since he can be very emo but you know

White twink humanization - all im asking is that you dont humanize that box. please

White hair

29/75 40/75 6/75

final thoughts:

so i see where this thought comes from. he definitely hits like some of the biggest tropes (fancy british man with an object head, a stupidly catchy theme song and catchphrases, a hot wife and a plan to dominate orange cassidy the world), but we are also missing some obvious ones like him being just a stupid murder whore so like. go figure

this is a very subjective list im aware, there are a few things that could probably be seen differently but i, as a self proclaimed Expert And Conspiracy Theorist In The Kip Sabian Space™, will hold this belief system until someone tells me otherwise lmao

anyways this was just for fun dont take this as seriously as i did the first time around lol. enjoy, just dont argue with me. if you need any tropes need explaining, look at the link above and/or just ask and i'll let you know what i was thinking with marking them if there arent notes explaining or if they are confusing

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[amalia-uwu]

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I DONT OWN -> Undertale, Horrortale, Farmtale, the rights go to the respective owners. I only own my original characters and this fic.

Undertale by Toby Fox

Horrortale by Sour Apple Studios

Farmtale by GuinongTale_AU

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Warnings ⚠️: angst, unrealistic medical stuff, inaccurate medical stuff, formication / tactile hallucinations, self-injury (due to hallucinations) angst, hurt / comfort, maggots, implied rotting of bones, blood, (let me know what else).

Headcanon

They still breathe even tho they don't have lungs.

The air is turned into magic or something.

They can smell but maybe not exactly like humans.

The sense of breathing and smelling, tasting, hearing It's slightly different from humans.

Due to magic they can detect more smells than the average human.

Skeleton Monsters are more sensitive than humans.

The senses of smell and taste even hearing. It's stronger to skeleton monsters than humans.

Maybe it's survival technique the skeleton monsters developed to evolve.

All in all, skeleton monsters have higher sense of smell, taste and hearing than humans.

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It was around 21.00 at night.

As Saejun was resting; he felt a stabbing pain at his neck, that traveled all over his body. His face scrunched in discomfort.

However as the intensity of the pain rose he wide opened his eyes. He felt someone tearing his soul and body apart.

As if the excruciating pain wasn't enough, he sensed the maggots crawling all over him. His expression morphed in that of horror. He felt them crawling in every spot of his bones. They were many.

He began removing said maggots.

Upon his panic to remove the maggots, he removed the IV. He fell off bed, cracking his shoulder.

He still had the feeling of maggots crawling all over him.

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He half crawled and dragged himself towards the corner of the room. He tried to make himself as small as possible.

He kept removing the maggots from his body.

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(Back to Ophelia and the others )

Lilian walked closer to Ophelia.

"I have the results; Papyrus was right. The stinger belongs to worm known as Skólix.

Its a dangerous worm for monsters but mostly for skeletons. It can cause:

blindness

impairment of the voice,

paralyzing of the body,

swelling,

dizziness,

fatigue,

headache,

fast soul beat,

formication*,

lunacy.

It depends!".

"Is there a cure?" Ophelia asked. She realized that it was the first time she ever confronted such a case.

She felt helpless but she will not give up! Farmy will go home safe and sound. No matter the cost! She won't let a worm take him away.

She came out of her thoughts when Lilian spoke.

"the cure.. is well... first of all trying to take care of the symptoms. Then using antibiotics, marrow dialysis, vitamins, herbs etc. Organic medicines will do him good as well".

Ophelia looked at the results and inspected them.

Lilian continued explaining. "We need to perform marrow dialysis (similar to haemodialysis) otherwise it will happen again and he might not make it.. His stats are already too low".

Ophelia was reading and seeing through the notes and pages.

Lilian went on with the explanation.

"It says here that it may cause:

Sepsis or other infections.

It can lead to his bones rotting.

If we don't do something..

He might loses his vision permanently.

He might suffer from a soul attack.

Even go insane

...possibilities are many.

One thing is certain.. If we don't cure him in time.. He will suffer.. This worm is tricky because it has two stingers...-".

Ophelia froze "-two...?"

Lilian thought for a second and he froze as well  "we removed only one..."

"....."

"....."

Uh oh.

"I'll prepare the equipment.." Lilian said running hurriedly.

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Agatha went to check up on him.

As she walked in, she saw the bed empty.

She tried to stay calm. She heard; soft ragged breaths, whining, groaning and the sound of bones being scratched.

She found him in the corner.

"Hey, is everything okay? Are you in pain?" She attempted to go closer but, he surrounded himself with blue attacks and bones.

Agatha slowly backed away. Among the blue attacks and bones she noticed; the panicked, frantic look on his face. The scratches all over his bones but mostly the hands and face.

She pressed a button on the wall and called Ophelia "He seems to be hallucinating, he clenches his head, he is in pain! I can't go closer he has surrounded himself with bone attacks".

As soon as Ophelia heard it her heart skipped a beat. She ran towards the room. "Farmy?!"

He was in the corner shaking like a leaf in strong wind. They could hear his bones rattling.

He was clenching his face and his bones.

"Sans.... we mean no harm, we are here to help you!"  Ophelia tried, but nothing happened.

He moved further into the wall.

Ophelia and Agatha looked at each other. Ophelia pulled her phone out and called Papyrus.

(Back to Papyrus & Axe)

They had just finished dinner. He was washing the dishes. Axe was drying and organizing them on the cabinet.

One plate slipped from Papyrus's hands and shattered into pieces.

Axe turned his attention to Papyrus and asked concerned "Are you okay? Did you get cut?"

Papyrus's hands trembled a little "Im fine! It just slipped..."

Axe felt a twinge of agony in his soul. Papyrus began picking up the broken pieces. Axe decided to stay silent.

He didn't know that Papyrus felt the exact same twinge of agony but stronger...

Papyrus silently picked up the broken pieces.

After a few minutes..

His phone rang. Both of them looked at it.

"Axe could you please pick it up?" Axe nodded.

"It's... Ophelia..." that caught both their attention. They silently looked at each other. He put it on speakers.

"Ophelia?" Axe asked slightly alarmed.

"We have a problem, I need you to come here". She sounded urgent.

"Is he okay?!" Papyrus asked quickly.

"He won't let us go near him, It's best you come here as fast as you can.. He has surrounded himself with attacks and he seems to have lost contact with reality".

"on my way!" Papyrus said as calmly as he could master.

He looked at Axe "Do you know a shortcut?". Axe smiled "Of course I do. Come!".

He held Papyrus's humerus and  teleported right there.

...........

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They saw the doctors.

"Ophelia?" he walked towards her. She looked behind her "We can't go near him. Im afraid he might hurt himself more".

Axe attempted to ran close to his side; Ophelia grabbed his humerus "NO!! Not yet!" she said firmly.

Axe nodded. They stepped back leaving more space.

Ophelia looked at Agatha "Agatha go meet Lilian and help him prepare the surgery room. This worm has two stingers. We removed one. After we remove it, we will take him next room for marrow dialysis".

Agatha nodded and went into action.

.

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Papyrus took a deep breath and walked towards him. Ophelia grabbed his shirt "Papyrus...!!"

Papyrus looked at her calmly. "He is my brother Ophelia, I got this! Besides, you called me for help" he assured.

Ophelia let go.

Papyrus quietly walked closer, he stretched his phalanges.

"Sans?" Papyrus tried.

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.

Sans slowly perked up at the sound of his voice.

He removed the attacks from around him and summoned them behind Papyrus.

They were gasps but Papyrus was calm.

That was one step.

"He is just confused and scared. He means no harm, I'm fine. Stay back!" Papyrus informed calmly.

Among the chaos Sans attempted to talk but no words came out.

Papyrus's soul clenched. He decided to use their brotherly bond.

Their souls shone. Sans's (faint) bright green. Papyrus's vivid peach. He closed his eyes. When he opened them; they were in a dark room.

Sans was before him. On his knees. Papyrus knelt.

. . . . . . . . . . .

Sans: “...pap..?”

Papyrus: “Sans, what's wrong?”

Sans: “they won't leave me alone”

Papyrus: “They?”

Sans: “the maggots, they are crawling all over me... i remove them but they keep appearing more and more”.

Papyrus carefully shuffled closer to him. He noticed dark veins spreading from Sans's neck. He stayed calm. Abrupt moves will make things worse.

Papyrus: “I see...Sans, brother? Do you trust me?”

Sans “of course i do paps!”

papyrus carefully caressed Sans's bones "removing the maggots". Sans flinched.. But it felt nice.

Sans: “pap! It's dangerous, they will bite you too!”

Papyrus: “I'm helping you remove the maggots. They won't bite me, I'm wearing gloves. I won't let them harm you. Do you feel better? Do you want me to stop?”

Sans: “No please, it... it feels nice... thank you!”

Sans closed his eyes. His shoulders slightly relaxed. Papyrus's soft touch alleviated the suffering.

Papyrus: “Ophelia and the doctors are here to help you with that. Axe is here! I am here! Trust us! Trust me!”

Sans: “Papyrus I am scared”

Papyrus: “I am here! We are all here! We had our ups and downs like all siblings but, don't we go through everything together ? You won't be alone Sans! I promise! And I keep my promises!”

Sans: “...Will you forgive me?”

Papyrus: “Why Sans?”

Sans: “...For all this...”

Papyrus: “I am not mad! I am just worried, you would do the same for me. However, I forgive you! If this makes you feel better!”.

Papyrus stopped caressing Sans's bones and stretched his hand.

Papyrus: “we will take care of everything together! All of Us! I believe in you! I promise.. We got you Sans!”

Sans: “Thank you!”

Sans reluctantly stretched his phalanges towards Papyrus's stretched ones.

They were brought back to the room.

Papyrus felt weak phalanges taking a hold of his. He opened his eyes.

The bone attacks  disappeared. Sans was holding his phalanges.

Papyrus opened his eyes. He saw sans slouching forward.

Papyrus gently took him in his embrace protecting him from the world. He noticed that the, dark lines like veins were spreading faster than before.

Sans's body felt heavy in Papyrus's embrace.

Sans turned his head away from Papyrus. Sans coughed and spat rotten magic and blood.

Sans's magic began oozing again from his eyes, nose and teeth.

He was wheezing and shaking.

Papyrus gently picked him up and walked outside. Sans was slack in his brother's humeri.

Ophelia looked at them, her soul sunk at the depth of her stomach.

"Oh, no!" She gently held Sans's forehead and sternum.

She took a magic liquid from her pocket and injected it to Sans's humerus.

"Follow me Papyrus!" she urged.

Axe and Papyrus followed Ophelia. They went to the surgery room, it was enormous.

Sans squirmed in discomfort. A couple of tears ran down his eyes.

They looked at him sympathetically.

Ophelia injected a sedative at the side of his neck.

Papyrus laid him on the bed and attempted to leave. However Sans, despite the sedative, was restless.

Ophelia allowed Papyrus to stay in; "Papyrus? I'll have my nurses give you a robe to put above your clothes. Then I would like to keep his head as steady as you can".

Papyrus nodded.

The nurses helped Papyrus get dressed.

(those clothes doctors wear in surgery rooms, it's mostly for Sans's safety. What Sans has is not contagious).

Then carefully examined his neck. Papyrus was observing.

Axe was outside. After around 7 minutes they found the second stinger..

Papyrus was holding his head on the side softly caressing his cheekbones.

Sans made some inaudible mumbling and raspy sounds.

More magic oozed (eyes sockets, nasal cavity and teeth) and some of it was spilled on Papyrus's gloved phalanges. "It's okay brother!"

It took around 5 minutes for her to remove it. Blood, fluids and slightly rotten magic oozed.

Agatha gently patted the spot on his neck, with an antiseptic liquid on a gauze.

Ophelia held it in the light and inspected it.

This stinger was slightly bigger than the previous one.

Papyrus grimaced.

"Good job everyone! Now, Lilian, Hermione go active the machine for marrow dialysis in the next room".

Lilian and Hermione nodded.

Ophelia added a gauze on his neck.

Agatha gently wiped the oozing magic. Agatha took a syringe.

She carefully let small droplets of the green magic liquid close to his teeth.

Sans's magic absorbed it weakly.

Then Agatha added a breathing equipment (mask) on his nasal cavity and teeth. "I need you to inhale it. Deep breaths. You can do it".

(Note: she is doing it that way, so his soul won't be overwhelmed. By absorbing too close and too fast.)

Sans tried to follow Agatha's orders.

At first, his breaths were uneven.

Slowly he manage to control them and took deep breaths.

Agatha kept encouraging him to breathe.

Papyrus gently caressed the side of his skull.

Soon Sans breathing became even. He was now breathing slowly and evenly.

The magic stopped oozing. Agatha removed the breathing equipment (mask).

She kept with the syringe on his teeth.

After a few minutes, she injected a medicine in the IV.

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"Papyrus?" Ophelia began. He looked at her.

"Farmy here, is a lucky skeleton, having a brother like you.. If it wasn't for you and Axe he wouldn't be here.. You did our job so much easier! We wouldn't have found it without you.. Thank you Harvey!"

Sans's soul shone. Ophelia noticed it, "Seems like he agrees".

Papyrus's cheeks had a dark pinkish hue. He smiled softly at the compliments..

He spoke lowly.

"Thank you and your team Ophelia! You and your team did your absolute best to help my brother, I know a simple thank you is not enough but.. Thank you for everything! You have my gratitude!"

Ophelia smiled.

Sans's soul shone weakly, both Ophelia and Papyrus felt a soft

“Thank you!” echoing in their souls.

Ophelia and Papyrus grinned.

END OF CHAPTER 6

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[storyoftest]

Text Log - William Samuel Part 2

Regu — 03/20/2023 5:38 AM The results were that William and his electricity powers and Samuel, unnoticed by him, was extreme durability William was also able to turn into a sort of were-possom beast made up of lightning when an immense amount of electricity is coursing through him Samuel could survive even the most deadliest of blows and also has impressive regeneration to go along that Wanting to see these abilities in action Rex's had the two of them go through many trials and see them in action [5:41 AM] During the off time Rex isn't paying attention to them they make a truce and work together to escape during the trials They mainly fought multiple enemies for their trials along side some random games that where only established when Rex got bored of watching them fight everything

Regu — 03/20/2023 5:47 AM Eventually they manage to escape the testing halls and confront Rex face to face William gets emotional with was surprising to Samuel as he learns more about the two's past and how they were a romantic pair and everything Unfortunately Rex's ultimate goal is to wreak havok with the powers held within the fallen meteorites around the world Before they could learn anything more they get overwhelmed by Rex's robots and they make their full escape from the lab (edited) [5:51 AM] Things are a bit awkward as Samuel and William try to find their way home Its quite a long journey back and along the way William open up more to Samuel abt his past and everything up to now They clear up a lot of things between them and find themselves not able to see the other as an enemy anymore but still not quite on friendly friend terms March 24, 2023

Regu — 03/24/2023 2:21 AM On thier long journey home many events take place ranging from fun but odd to high stakes battles [2:25 AM] Often they work together within these situations and from these they increasingly start to worry about the other Within periods they are in a safe location without monsters/Rex's goons they make a habit to train together so that when it comes to a battle they are relatively in sync [2:26 AM] As a sort of time frame it took around 3 ish months to get back home by foot/car since even tho both fellas escaped Rex's set up obstacles and challenges to continue on his experimenting on them

Regu — 03/24/2023 2:31 AM Said challenges are Mad max ish mario kart racing - some races mixed with musical battles Underground Battle pits Robot monster hybrid boss fights One of those battles includes  a battle between Rex and Williams robot son Jr [2:34 AM] Another side quest like thing to this act is William and Samuel taking on odd jobs in the towns/villages they stay in for money as they escaped with nothing Such jobs relate to the guys previous jobs like delivering mail or electronic error fixes

Regu — 03/24/2023 2:39 AM One boss fight thats planned out is one against a giant mutant bee they stumble across as they traverse a plains filled with mutated flowers that produces sickeningly sweet smell [2:40 AM]

Cold Rock It - 2 Mello

Song here gives the vibes of the fight i have associated with it

Regu — 03/24/2023 2:51 AM Theres also an encounter battle between Darius with William Darius more known as the Lone Lion is a sort of a random figure outside of the main cities. While not working as a sort of phantom thief, he works for a organization that also wants to stop the experimentation of humans with altered dna Due to Williams background Darius engages in a fight with William not knowing his change of heart It get sorted out when Samuel hears the commotion and they exchange info about  Rex They part ways after this and dont really meet up again after the Dakota Story end [2:58 AM] Another encounter battle happens between Regulus in his mind controlled state This occurs when Rex manages to capture Samuel and they are at a stand off in an airplane setting Rex continuing his curiosity has the two of them fight Regulus and see how long they last Rex leaves the plane to the two of them as a defense since its on auto pilot and its path is directly in Regulus' direction They both try to control the plane while fending off the creature and eventually they succeed and escape but still make a rough landing

Regu — 03/24/2023 3:10 AM Space Police in the Sky - Space Channel 5 OST Song vibe of battle

Regu — 03/24/2023 3:17 AM Within the off time where William and Samuel rest at motels and the like they slowly start to talk to one another more At first it was general thoughts about how they should continue forward and other planning but later grew into small talk and learning more about each other [3:23 AM] It became a small way to decompress after a day and allowed them to be more comfortable with each other One night William told Samuel his full story Rex and William were at first merely pawns of a larger corporation who worked similarly to unethical scientists however their talent and skill had them rise in rank and then Rex one day became lead of a project which William was his right hand man

Regu — 03/24/2023 3:26 AM They worked and made weapons made from materials not easily obtainable mainly pure light or electricity They created robots as well and led to them creating a very intelligent and sentient robot [Jr] Many of these weapons where mainly failures sans a barely stable prototype of William Electricity Dual Knives [3:31 AM] William at this time was not trusting in others to test out the knives at an unstable state and opted to test them out himself while he mainly used it on mundane things somehow he learned that someone stole them and tested it in a way he didn't want to, through assassination

Regu — 03/24/2023 3:40 AM The devastating damages caused by the knives on a live target impressed the higher-ups however and wanted the refinement of the knives This made Rex felt betrayed in a twisted way that William was able to create something more dangerous that he did. He started to become colder to William and let to an obsession with the dangerous One day Rex's created something that eliminated the higher-ups and from there he established his dominance and became the leader of the facility [3:44 AM] William at this point didn't want any part of this take over and he sought out to escape with his knives He also allowed others to escape with him and together formed a gang set on stopping Rex's havok

Regu — 03/24/2023 3:50 AM However at the start William did go down the dark route of using his knives for assassination of Rex's associates despite his previous objections This lasted for a long while before he got caught up in the explosion that sort of snapped him out of it realizing that even though he thinks he's halting Rex's plans hes still not doing any big damage and after recovery sets out a proper plan to stop Rex himself (edited)

Regu — 03/24/2023 4:16 AM Samuel was sort of perturbed after hearing this at first but seeing William actively trying to cover him in battle shows that William wouldn't necessarily do harm. He still worries about how he would go about stopping Rex givin that his number far exceeds both of theirs combined Still Rex did have to be stopped before more harms comes to more innocent people (edited)

Regu — 03/24/2023 4:37 AM Eventually when they get back to their main bases they split off in a sort of hesitant manner They go back to thier previous responsibilities and act like usual with the antics of trying to protect themselves from the king of the hill battles [4:41 AM] However despite going back to their old lives, they find themselves secretly meeting up whether its go train or just talk and hang around each others company

Regu — 03/24/2023 4:49 AM They often talked deeper about their fears and worries and past experiences together and undergo a sort of bond between each other It would be a long while where their crews would learn about their meet ups and partnership when working together towards stopping Rex March 29, 2023

Regu — 03/29/2023 2:49 AM Side info William has possum traits mainly seen in the ears eyes nose and tail. he also can be found wearing a gas mask to hide his face completely so no one can recognize him. is a big fan of punk/metal rock and wanted to initially become a singer. Samuel is a big baseball fan and even owns a bat. he also uses the bat for defense if it comes to it. Samuel is mixed black and Menominee alongside Dakota, they are cousins. [2:55 AM] William owns a motorcycle and is knowledgeable in mechanical stuff relating to fixing them Samuel has a big interest in bugs and such which is why he wasn't afraid in encountering a giant tarantula creature

Regu — 03/29/2023 3:09 AM William still has a slight australian accent

[thenixkat]

STarted another ep and a question dawned on me but like why do the Defense Force people need such a vigourus physical exam to get in if what really matters is how much combat potential their super suits can draw out? Cause like half these fuckers are built like sticks even tho their supposedly super fit but their suits can give them fucking superstrength and speed like it sounds like the most important things a recruit would need is to have good stamina, be good with the suit, and do well in kaiju killing and teamwork?

The mushroom kaiju: Yeah I see you trying to call for help. I figured out how your communicators work and am blocking yer signals man the mushroom kaiju mist be really fucked up from an in universe perspective cause like, every indication seems that the vast majority of kaiju are just animalistic brutes. And then one day one shows up that's smart. Not only can it talk and disguise itself as a human, it also figured out how the tech being used against kaiju works and how to combat yer tech idk i think the mushroom's design is neat. Very monster and creepy and the teeny retractible eyes are a nice detail

fellas, i know yer having a moment but pls dont discuss plans within earshot of the kaiju who can understand human speech damn not Ichikawa praying. I mean yeah, its not an ideal situation also looked it up and their ammo is kaiju bits?? yeah yeah shit aint lookin good child, you've been shot at least 4 times in yer torso alone. Stay the fuck down and focus on not bleeding out

yeah if yer oponent openly goes 'I'm going to shoot you till you stop moving but plan to take you alive' maybe just dont keep moving?

damn shark tooth guy prying too. I mean yeah very much not a good situation that is a very nonchallant reaction to being decapitated. But I guess when yer head isnt a vital organ it doesnt matter as much yes, shark tooth guy, the talking kaiju that was barely exerting itself while fighting you was indeed toying with you b/c you are not a threat hahahahahaha mushroom: Ah… I'm in danger

damn, Kafka is prevented from offing the major antagonist in their first encounter b/c he got spotted by the monster slayers who try to take him down oh hey nice sqeuence that's not ruined by forced bad comedy

yeah Kafka is uh kinda beat after having to regrow limbs several times and heal other wounds. But hey, he survived someone get that man a sandwich mushroom is very body horror. And also ate the dude who was yelling at it to get off the road. I would assume given all it had to regenerate that it would be pretty hungry also eat a human and steal their form kinda critter damn failed a spot check and almost let shark teeth in the same hospital room know too much

not a 'yay we didnt die' party Not Ichikawa drinking juice while every adult there has beer what a responsible young man

Ichikawa once all his drunk adult coworkers start arguing with eachother: Oh no, pls stop the arguing has turned productive kind of local teen is concerned oh hey Kafka go promoted from cadet on probation to full officer b/c him dissecting the kaiju and finding out good info was very helpful. He still can't fight for shit in his human form tho oh hey, rich girl, who is also a minor is also drinking juice

Kafka's not exactly comfortably with watching the vice captain practice for killing his kaiju form. Makes him a bit nervous understandible oh flying kaiju being ridden by another humanoid kaiju man imagine going from 100% of yer walking disasters just being animalistic abominations to in very short order multiple ones with the same power but they can think and are much smaller and harder targets to hit also i appreciated that there was less bad humour that last ep

[kleinstar]

EMPATHEOREM

*available to threads outside ones with me too - just dm me for icons

Powers

Uhh small wounds/scratches get healed up automatically. Normally would be in few seconds but now it's a little slower than that.

Fashionable raincloak outfit that evades water completely unless it's a storm.

Rainbow gem hanging from his neck should not go too far - canon has not confirmed that anything will happen only said that something might happen sadly we dont know so cant really use that just dont rp losing it

Not really a power but you seem to have a lot of random skills from tons of parttime jobs he has done!

Mannerisms

Eiden's generally pretty easygoing guy, I wouldn't call him unflappable but generally takes things as they are and so on. He's considerate and flexible towards others, excellent with kids. He's curious. Appreciates pretty/handsome/guys a lot, might occasionally do some light flirting even. Generally doesn't expect the worst out of people but like can still clock shady vibes to an extent but might help out anyway... Can be silly but he's pretty smart actually! He's pretty sociable and honestly a little bit nosy. Prone to reckless things when people he cares about are in danger but also probably strangers too. Maintains good confidence and if it falters will try to psyche himself up with inner dialogue or even outer. Excitable! Many things are cool! Also a little mischievous. ALSO, he's got surprising amount of charisma! A little prone to being lonely. Bit of a people please, it comes naturally though, prone to peacekeeping even when he's pissed off, tries to look things from many directions so his opinions on things can change up --- but also his temper flares seeing mistreatment of others and so on. Might feel a little awkward about being cared for. Unlikely to admit any weakness which also in turn means he's pretty competitive (not a terrible loser but stubborn for sure).

Memories:

This doesn't necessarily need a memory with it but in the orphanage they made him skip meals if you played with food or had leftovers.Can't not finish a plate and will eat himself sick if the only other option is to toss food away.

general memories of orphanage

teenager rebellious phase, tons of part time jobs again and a lot more temper

memories of some more parttime jobs, countless dates and things of that sort and then finally endless hours at office

memories of klein - warmth, hot guys, suddenly will to life gained but also pretty wild stuff like getting infiltrated into cult to save a friend (got caught immediately), into a criminal organization (got caught before even doing that), infiltrating into youkai party (eventually got caught),into uhhhh infiltrating drug operated red light district (got caught), festivals of different sorts, monsters, traveling by foot, being detective, prison, getting stuck in dreams or in a book made for combat training, organizing idol group, getting stabbed....

spiralememories also free game

Icons:

So apologies i dont have nsfw icons sorted into separate folder bc i use some as normal icons (even evit them out lol), i dont...think theres anything too wild in there tho Also like honestly having to renumber them would suck!! fflflld some icons are also just badly cropped and i just havent bothered with redoing them but im sure you'll live - dm/@ in twitter me for them though!

Feel free to dm me if you want to thread!! ill do an ad soon or immediately idk yet

[vundesguard]

has there been an undertale creepypasta

[maychild]

TROLL (2022)

listen--i know, i know, it's netflix (they haven't been slapped with a good series they havent wanted to cancel after only one season) but if i may rec the new-ish movie that just came out?? (lord knows it hasn't been as heavily promoted as something like bullet train)

why i like troll and why i think some of you might too:

father/daughter relationship that made me teary-eyed (will never think of the phrase "the adventures of big and tiny" the same way)

it's norwegian but plenty of english is spoken too (if u like that sort thing)

it's a norwegian monster film tho

MONSTER FILMMMMM

AND NORWEGIAN

as a big fan of pacific rim and the alien franchise, there are definitely vibes of both in here, but it's also its own pretty cool monster film

apparently it's directed by the same guy that did the new tomb raider??? but i never watched tomb raider so that means nothing to me, but it is a fun fact

THE SCENERY IS SOOOOO PRETTY (I mean, of course norway is a pretty country, i say, not having ever set foot in it, but if the movie is anything to go by IT'S SOOO PRETTTY. and the troll wall/peaks is apparently a real thing?? a very beautiful thing. ANYWAY, nature lovers will appreciate the many beautiful shots of the beautiful scenery and mountains and the Troll Wall--which, again, IS REALLLLL AND SOOOO PRETTY)

our main heroine is so pretty and badass but, most importantly, A PALEONTOLOGIST who has to remind all the sexist men in the room to call her Dr. Tidemann, gdi

sure, it starts off a bit slow (and we dont really get a good view of the monster until like a half hour in) but it's worth sticking through

so many geeky jokes

there's a character called captain kris holm who reminds me of stephen amell and in my head he's the norwegian oliver queen

MOST IMPORTANTLY ALL THE GOOD DOGGOS IN THIS MOVIE SURVIVE (tho the same cant be said of the humans in this movie, but, ehhh, we dont care about them)

suuuure, there's some anti-christian propaganda but they deserve it (speaking as a christian, technically, it's okay for me to say that, seeing as christianity as a whole organized religion has done a lot of harm in the world and IN THE MOVIE THEY KILLED OFF ALL THE TROLLS!!! URGHHH HOW DARE U, CHRISTIANS)

LISTEN THIS IS SUCH A BANANAS MOVIEEE

the troll just wanted to go home????! but the stupid christians killed off all of his family??? aND IMPRISONED HIM IN SOME FAR AWAY MOUNTAIN like, booooo, christians, BOOOOO

ANYWAYS, was it a perfect movie?? no, and it didnt reinvent the genre of monster films bUT I CRIED FOR THIS TROLL.

ALL THE TROLL WANTED WAS TO GO BACK HOMEEEEE

I'm sorry for spoiling that relevant plot point, but i have to acknowledge how utterly poignant this movie makes me about this troll

it def. leaves room for a sequel which i hope they make (if only so i can get more of captain kris and nora together. ok, i ship them. even if nora and the egghead are kinda cute too...)

SO ANYWAYS DEF RECOMMEND if only to be on the troll's side 100% and yell at the tv and the stupid human characters

[mimikyugirl]

Watching Horror Movies With Them!!

George

now listen to me

this one knows how to have fun

George organizes a night of terror every halloween

which involves showing up in costume at your house

usually as a vampire

yes, with the cape, fangs and fake blood

with a bag of candy the size of his head, too

and the first thing he does is attack you

"To learn not to invite anyone to your house, young lady"

then he uses his fangs (so you can become a vampire too, of course 😇) and reveals a vampire costume made for you!

with less neckline than his tho

you spend the night talking with a forced accent

eating candy and laughing at the trash movies he chose

until he gets tired of looking at the screen and prefers to watch you

"I'm tired of the movies, dear. How about I bite your pretty little neck some more?"

John

the most scared one (but will never admit it!)

he's also the one who loves popcorn the most

eats candy to disguise that he's too scared to say anything during the movie

if you look in John's direction at any point of he will be wide-eyed

without blinking

with the popcorn stopped halfway to his mouth until you ask if he's okay

"I'm fine, luve" he says looking like a scared child

loves the black and white horror movies with silly trash gore scenes tho, it's the ones he's most entertained with

laughs when you hide your face in his chest and always says when you can look at the screen again

even though he is as scared as you are

"Can I sleep here tonight, love? So you... y'know, don't get scared sleeping alone...?"

Paul

100% dont fuck around ghost movies

100% loves halloween and wear costumes that match yours!

love it when the movie is scary enough for you to curl up with him on the couch 😇😇

rarely scared of anything but hates bloody scenes

prefer horror movies with vampires or serial killers

always ends movie sessions with chocolate all over his face (he doesn't care much for popcorn)

and he always asks you to clean up for him "no, luve, with your tongue!"

jump scare makes him laugh more than they should

whether from the scene or from you jumping on the couch

"Such a scare little girl, aren't we? C'mere love, let me protect you from the monsters."

Ringo

might as well become a film critic

pays more attention to photography than plot

don't stop talking about how perfect the casting was

completely ignores that the protagonist has just been possessed and praises the soundtrack

he never says he wants popcorn but he always ends up eating half of yours

always have an arm around your shoulders and end up having a lot of fun with your reactions ❤

at the end of the movie he always hides around the house and try to scare you

and this ends up becoming a game between you two

until he ends up on the floor under a tickling attack

only that makes him stop lmao

only watch horror movies when it's night and raining

"I know the possessed neighbor just murdered the priest's wife but hear me out, dear... they used the wrong song :/"

[liquidstar]

holy fuck i didn’t even know there was an if:wrath for re zero whats that one about

omg wrath:if is totally wild- if you liked seeing subaru go joker mode in pride:if its kind of like that except hes more wet and pathetic

basically it diverges from the canon route in arc 2- in the scene where subaru was about to jump off the cliff. instead of killing himself and resetting, he runs away into the forest where he's chased perused by ram and her murderous intent, but he manages to beat her by smashing her head in with a rock.

then he runs away and gets extremely paranoid and terrified of everything- since he never relearned how to trust after being brutally murdered by his friends multiple times. so where does he go? what does he do? well... he starts a huge ass fucking organized crime guild. like for real. he uses his return by death to get the upper hand on people and manages to build the organization from the ground up and becomes known as the "purge king" (also if we're going back to the batman villain metaphor, if pridebaru is the joker then wrathbaru is twoface because hed flip a coin to choose whether or not hed have people killed)

anyway i wont get into detail abt all the events of it but wrathbaru is, well, not great! he does a lot of murder, like, a lot of it, and beyond that he has this whole deal going on with puck where hed keep emilia in a "princess room" to keep her safe (robbing her of her autonomy and generally is just really fucked up). subaru hates himself more than ever because hes realized hes become a total monster, and his paranoia and depression have become so intense that he starts to see the entire world in gray (pretty sure its a metaphor tho i dont think he actually went colorblind).

(spoilers) emilia is one of the only things he can see in color, shes the only thing he can still trust in this world, shes still real. except... she tells him she loves him. and suddenly the color fades from her, because hes so deplorable, theres no way that can be true. the only thing he can believe in is that he is hated, so he runs to...