#zomg blood everywhere!!!11!1
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Chapter 38, I think we're back to Paul's POV? But it can be Richard's if you want.
AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111
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Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Richard’s car. I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik.
“Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11” Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)
“Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena.” I said in a flirty voice. “……….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?”
“Well………………” he thought. “I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod.”
Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.
While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.
“OMG!111” Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. “Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Crow Butt Troglodyte Landers gess what?”
I new that the amnesia had worked.
“Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” He said. “2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.”
“Kul. So how do you know about it then?” I raised my eye suggestingly. And den………. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.
“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.
“Fuk u!11” I said. Suddenly…………………. I attaked her suking all her blood.
“Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside. It was getting very smelly in there anyway so it was time to go (get it? because they crapped and I'm so goffik)
“Zomg how did u do that?” Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.
“I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into the car.
“Siriusly?” he gasped.
“Yah siriusly.” I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily. A side effect of so many people crapping together
“Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?”
“Yah.” I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Richard and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.
“Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111” screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Milkey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.
“I wood like to peasant……………..XBlakXTearX!11” he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.
“Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. “I’M NUT OKAY!1” I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.
“OMFG!1” yielded James. “Wut the fuck?”
“Woops im sory!” said Lucian.
“You fuking ashhole!1” James shouted angrily.
“U guys are such prepz!11” Snap said. “Cum on it wuz a mistake!1”
“Yah itz not his fault!11” said Serious.
“No he ruined the fucking song!1” yelled Samaro.
“U guys stop!11” I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.
“OMFG no!11” shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.
And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11
“No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.
#my rammmortal#rammstein#christoph schneider#fanfic#flake lorenz#oliver riedel#paul landers#rammstein fanfic#richard kruspe#till lindemann
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has there been an undertale creepypasta
#a shower thought i had#an old man one day wanted to sell me a spooky haunted n64 cartridge#i bought it and when i put it into my n64 i was surprised to see it was undertale!!!#somehow#but it wasnt ordinary undertale#the last person to play had been on a geno route#and there was blood!!!#zomg blood everywhere!!!11!1#(almost wrote blook there)#there was also intestines and other various organs everywhere!!#even tho monsters dont even have organs!!#when i murdered sans hyperrealistic blood went everywhere zomg!!#and then chara came straight through the tv screen and sliced me open and my guts spilled everywhere!!#and then afterward nobody could find my body#the end#i hate myself for writing all of that
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Chapter 38. AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd haters stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111 ps dis is da reason dat trent and duncan hate each other so much cause their dads have beef XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX6666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Satan and I walked 2 her car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Duncan's car. I went in it. Stan started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz she wuz named after Satan), musik and being goffik. “Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11” Blaineley agreed. “……….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 caffiene?” “Well………………” she thought. “I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod.” Suddenly Blaineley parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists. While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan’s gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere. “OMG!111” Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. “Gwen gess what?” I new that the amnesia had worked. “Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work.” she said. “2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.” “Kul.”
“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a prep. “Fuk u!11” I said. Suddenly…………………. I attaked her suking all her blood. “Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Satan and I started to walk outside. “Zomg how did u do that?” “I’m a vampire.” I said as we went into the car. “Siriusly?” she gasped. “Yah siriusly.” I said. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily. “Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?” “Yah.” I said
Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Duncan and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol. “Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111” screamed Marlin on da stage. “I wood like to peasant……………..XBlakXTearX!11” he said. I ran onstage. Duncans dad, Chef, Trents dad and Blaineley were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag. “Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. “I’M NUT OKAY!1” I sang finaly. Suddenly Duncans dad started playing da song wrong by mistak. “OMFG!1” yielded Trent's dad. “Wut the fuck?” “Woops im sory!” said Duncans dad. “You fuking ashhole!1” Trents dad shouted angrily. “U guys are such prepz!11” Chef said. “Cum on it wuz a mistake!1” “Yah itz not his fault!11” said Blaineley. “No he ruined the fucking song!1” yelled Trent's dad. “U guys stop!11” I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Duncan's dad took out hiz fun. “OMFG no!11” shouted Trent's dad but it wuz 2 late Duncan'd dad tried 2 shoot off his arm. And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11 “No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.
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my em mortal chapter 38
Wiliam and I walked 2 his horse. It wuz a blak horse wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just likGregoes's hores. I went in it seduktivly. Wilem started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism, kuttting, musik and being goffik.
"Oh my satan, Louis XV is so fuking hot!11" George III agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)
"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice. "….Hey Wileam do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 franch whine?"
"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Soldier blod."
Suddenly George III parked da horse behind a blak opera theater. Weliam and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing paleyeatche. In it a wominz an man were doing it sudenly her murederus klown husben came an anger lol. Wiliam and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.
While Willis was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Wilaim's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum narkotiks in it. I put it bak in his blak british bag. Wilema turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.
"OMG!111" Wiliam said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Glibert gess what?"
I new that the nartokic had worked.
"narkotiks has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."
"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his wastecok. He had twelve-pak justr lik John Andre!11 We french frenched.
"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.
"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood.
"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Wilililiam and I loked so cute 2gether. Wellam and I started to walk outside.
"Zomg how did u do that?" George III asked in a turned-on voice.
"I'm a soldier." I said as we went into the car.
"Siriusly?" he gasped.
"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum french wine. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.
"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the opera, don't u fink?"
"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Will.i.am parked in a blak driveway. We went inside where Franch Royalty wuz playing and started to mosh lol.
"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Louis XV on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Wilhelm. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like John Andre. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Louis XV stopped singing.
"I wood like to peasant…..Franch Gothik Rose 666!11" he said. I ran onstage. Marie Balls, Adams and August were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Marie Antonette and a gurl version of Louis XV. Everyone clappd. Wilelem got an eructation. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Mary Bells started playing da song wrong by mistak.
"OMFG!1" yielded August. "Wut the fuck?"
"Woops im sory!" said Mary.
"You fuking ashhole!1" Agustin shouted angrily.
"U guys are such prepz!11" Adams said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"
"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Edwards.
"No she ruined the fucking song!1" yelled August.
"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Agenist took out hiz nife.
"OMFG no!11" shouted Mary Balls but it wuz 2 late Augstin tried 2 shoot off her arm.
And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11
"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.
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