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cutecatlov3r · 2 years ago

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kinktober: stuck in wall~ bachira meguru

synopsis: your roommate finds you stuck in the washer . how could be not stick his needy cock inside of you ?

warnings/tw: aged up! dubcon, praise, erratic behavior, hard pervert, panty stealing, dryhumping, raw sex, piv, free use(?), orgasm(m), porn with a plot, drunk off sex, cervix fucking, and mental issues (?)

character ai bot that I made in honor of this: didn't make one for this ;(

not proofread . check out my other ones too lolz !

i'm reposting it becuase it got taken down aw ! :(

"bachi! where are my panties, can't find them in the washer!" you yell from the laundry room. you've been losing panties everyday, you don't even think you've done a load of your panties or bras since about last week.

"eh? why would I know?" he yelled back from the living room. of course he took them, he didn't care, no shame in it either. he takes them when you put your clothes in the laundry basket, taking some time to sniff your cute panties, wanting to smell your cunt. occasionally licking the inside to see if there's a taste. the way he licks your panties gently, his hand stroking his cock... makes him hard just thinking of it.

you just groaned in defeat. you had no idea he did that, you never suspected him as the culprit either.

"try in the way back of the washer! it could be stuck deep inside!" he suggested, sounding innocent. he was scrolling through his phone in the living room, bored.

you shrug to yourself, reaching into the washer.

…

why the hell was the washer so damn deep? you roll your eyes, making a mental note to buy a new washer. reaching down further, you do see a pair of your panties. one that you haven't seen in awhile. you reach into the wash deeper, having to squeeze in your hips while reaching your arm out. once your hips were in you grabbed the underwear.

you sighed of relief, looking at it, it was one of yours. but they did feel weird, some sort of damp-like crust on it. you shrugged to yourself, not caring because you would wash it either way. there probably isn't a good explanation for it.

little did you know that bachira pumped himself, cumming on your sweet panties earlier. it wasn't his fault, he was just so turned on over the fact you cooked him breakfast when you woke up.

you huffed slightly, ready to get out...

what the...?

your hips were stuck, they weren't squeezing through the small opening at all. you tried your hardest, trying to push out your hips but to no avail. your hips were too big to get out.

"goddamnit..." you mutter to yourself, still trying to force yourself out of the washer.

bachira heard your little huffs and grunts, trying to escape the washer. your hips just weren't budging, you definitely want to buy a new one soon, this one sucked, obviously. you sighed to yourself, heart racing with a small bit of anxiety. how would you get unstuck...?

curiously, bachira walked over to the laundry room, wondering why you'd be making the noises. maybe you were fucking yourself, that's honestly the true reason why he came to check up on you, wanting a glimpse of what you could be doing.

"yo y/n! you ok-?" bachira paused, eyes widening slightly. this was way better than what he expected. "oh! hehe! are you stuck?" he chuckled. the way your ass peeked from your short little shorts made him smirk.

"uh no... of course not..." you mumble.

he giggled. "alright, then i'm gonna head to be-"

"wait!...I actually need help, I'm stuck," you sighed in defeat, shaking your head in the washer.

he hummed slightly, walking over to you, looking at how you couldn't budge your hips. the little voice in his head, what he called his monster, was telling him to fuck the shit out of you. but he took a deep breath, trying not to take advantage of you, his roommate.

"so! what's the problem?" he smiled, bending down face to face with your ass, looking at where you could be stuck.

"my hips won't come loose," you reply, truthfully. you showed him a quick example, trying to wiggle your hips out but once again, failing miserably. "could you uh... help me out?" you ask, swallowing your pride. you hated asking for help, it made you feel bad.

bachira chuckled, nodding. he stood on his knees, hands gripping the skin above your waist. he tried to pull you backwards. it didn't work. he tried again, this time, his clothed cock accidentally rubbing against your shorts. each time he tried to pull you backwards, his pelvis moved forward, cock hitting your ass.

you didn't mind, you just wanted to get out of the stupid washer.

"fuck her..." the voice in his head said. bachira watched as he was slightly thrusting against you when he was trying to pull you out. you didn't even notice that he was slowing down his movements, in thought. "y/n..." he mumbled.

"hm? what? should we call the fire department?" you ask, a bit worried.

without even a warning he pulled down your shorts.

"eh?! bachi! what the-"

"this pussy is so pretty..." he hummed, sitting back down to go face to face with your pussy. you were blushing, not knowing how to feel. you didn't even process what was happening. "aw, these panties are one of my favorites," he brought his thumb up to your clit, rubbing it in rough little circles. you whimpered slightly, "i came right there," he smiled, reminiscing on how he stroked his cock to those same panties, cumming on the inside of them.

"bachi..." you let out a breathless moan. "cut it out...! get away from me," you whined. you didn't want this to ruin things as roommates, if he helped you out, you'd just forget about it.

"no, i don't think i want that, pretty girl," his thumb went under those panties, sliding across your slick and wet cunt. "i don't think you do either, look at you... so wet," he chuckled, admiring the way his thumb moved against your folds. "so pretty,"

to be fair, of course you were wet. your roommate is pretty hot. him also admitting that he strokes himself to your panties also turned you on, just slightly.

"bachi... stop," you moan as his thumb went over your sensitive nub in a slightly pattern.

"wanna pump you full of my cum, y/n. you'd look so beautiful having it seep out from your tight little pussy," he said, unashamed, smiling.

you were speechless, breath hitching at that statement. all of a sudden it felt as if it were getting hotter inside of the washer. maybe it was because you were nervous or maybe it was because you've always wondered what it'd be like to be fucked by your crazy energetic roommate.

he was acting real bold for some reason, it was definitely the voice in his head that kept putting this idea of fucking you there while you were stuck. "awww! i'm already so hard too," he whined, taking out his cock. his dick was pulsing, no precum yet but just about ready to get inside of you. "i'm gonna fuck ya! don't worry, i'll make it feel pretty good too!". he grabbed his cock, stroking it slightly before pressing it against your ass.

"wait!- don't-"

he moved your panties to the side, cock pressing against your entrance. he rubbed his cock against your hole, teasing it. he didn't even put the tip in yet, slapping it slightly, earning little whimpers from the jolts of pleasure you were receiving.

"don't? seriously? look at how your needy hole is just begging for me to fuck you," he grinned, taking away his cock from your entrance. without his dick being there... it felt sort of empty, unsatisfied. "but! if you don't wanna I won't force ya," he was trying to sound nice. but he knew damn well if you didn't want to he'd force you and he probably wouldn't care about whether or not you'd swallow your pride and want to fuck him too.

you sigh slightly, missing the feeling of friction already. "wait... um... actually you can. you can..." you gulp a bit, feeling your face flush with embarrassment inside of the washer. "you can fuck me,"

no hesitation needed when you said those words as he shoved himself inside of you, merciless. you almost cried due to how well he was stretching you out. tears brimmed your eyes. he put both hands on the top of the washer, thrusting his hips. he watched as your ass bounced against his cock, your cunt sucking him tightly. your gummy walls squelching and squeezing down on his length.

"feels so good," he moaned, putting his shirt in between his teeth so he can see everything. he even whimpered like a puppy at the sight. he was not afraid to show his feelings, he didn't like when girls had to sit there and wonder whether their partner was feeling good too, so he loved showing.

"b-bachira!" you repeated, your breath fogging up the washer, making it slightly claustrophobic to be in there.

he rutted his hips deep inside of you, not moving fast, instead moving deep and hard. you could feel him so deeply, it almost hurt.

"you're the best... this pussy is the best," he moaned, thrusting himself more. his fat cock was being squeezed, almost feeling as if he was being milked dry. he has never had pussy this good.

"so good!" you slurred. you were being fucked so dumb that you could feel yourself going cross eyed, drool falling from your mouth. though it was early, his cock seriously was fucking you so good that your toes were curling.

bachira furrowed his brows, shutting his eyes as he slowed down even more, instead to pound you deep from the back.

that's when tears were rolling down your face. with each thrust you let out a cry, he was hitting your cervix. and fuck, all he wanted to do was fuck you so deep that he can get his tip past your cervix to fill up your womb with his warm cum. if he kept it up at this rate, he will gladly slam his dick so deep that it goes past your cervix, but for now, he loved the feeling of hitting it. he felt as if he were being blessed by a goddess.

"n-no more!" you cried, panting heavily. it was all too much, it hurt so bad yet felt so amazing. you could get used to this.

he bit on his shirt more, a sweat drop falling down his face. the way you moaned was like music to his ears. he fucked into you more and more, feeling his balls tighten, his cock twitch, his veins pulse...

"c-cumming! f...fah~ fuck! i'm-"

and that's when he shoved himself as far as he could, staying in that position, head being thrown back as he came. moans and high pitched whines escaped his mouth over and over. his cum filling your womb, shooting in ropes as he moaned.

you cried, legs shaking. the feeling of him filling you up felt so good, giving your cervix some comfort after being fucked over and over.

he panted, keeping himself inside of you until he caught his breath.

slowly, he pulled out, watching as his cum drip from your abused pussy. he grinned, enjoying his view as it dripped onto your thighs and floor.

"so hot..." he bit his lip, hand rubbing around the softness of your ass.

you were too fucked out to say anything in response.

"you cum?" he asked, sweetly as if nothing happened.

you made a small noise that told him you didn't to which he giggled, smacking your ass slightly. "don't worry! i can take care of that,"

#bllk thirst #bllk smut #bllk bachira #meguru bachira x reader #blue lock bachira #bachira blue lock #meguru bachira #bachira meguru #bachira meguru smut #bachira smut #blue lock meguru bachira #meguru bachira smut #kinktober 2023 #kinktober

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pickleskisser · 6 months ago

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hii!! I really liked your pickles headcanons and the part about meeting his family was my favorite! if you have the time could I request hcs for meeting the family for the rest of the boys? if not the rest of them then just skwisgaar would be fine!

remember to drink water, eat a snack, and take plenty of breaks!

(ps can i be spade anon?)

HIIII !! Omg thank you sm I had a lot of fun with it lolz. And yeah I can so do that for you :p fair warning it's very improvised since info on these dude's parents are scarce but I hope it's enjoyable anyways ☆

Meeting the Parents HCs

Nathan Explosion

The one you have to worry least about, his parents are sweethearts.

Though his mom will have an eye on you both the whole time.

I feel like Nathan has a record of getting entangled with people who were not so good for him, so it isn't personal or anything she's just on the fence at first.

Once she realizes you're not like that, though, and genuinely love Nathan and, in turn, treat him how he deserves, she's alllllllll over you.

She's going to want your number, your Skype, your Facebook, everything.

She'll pull out the baby pictures too. It greatly embarrasses your brutal boyfriend.

His dad would be the same, on the fence a little, but he overall trusts Nathan a little more.

He might try to plan a fishing trip, though, and Nathan is going to be all over that, so good luck getting out of that if you viscerally dislike fishing.

Overall, don't sweat it! As long as you treat their boy right, they love you, and you might as well be family now.

Toki Wartooth

Oh boy. So I'm not sure you could ever really meet his parents?

He doesn't like talking about them. You probably didn't even learn anything about them until late in your relationship.

If you were to hypothetically meet them, well, you're only meeting his mom.

Aslaug would be dead at this point so there wouldn't be much of an option.

Anja is a cold woman with high unachievable standards. So don't take the fact she won't even speak to you too personally.

If you're religious in the Christian sense, you might have a small chance of approval… but then again, you're dating Toki Wartooth of Dethklok, and you had to learn about him somewhere. Goddamn devil music.

Don't even waste your breath. All that matters is how much you and Toki love each other.

William Murderface

It's not willing on his part at all.

Stella is showing up unannounced, ranting and raving about not telling her he finally got hitched, and he must just want her to die or something.

He's snippy and miserable the whole time. Not miserable in the same sense Pickles was, he's more annoyed than anything.

Stella isn't the most gentle woman. She's abrasive and loud and can be partial to physical violence, but she does care a little bit about her grandson.

She really sucks at showing it, and definitely fucked him up with her parenting style (if his emotional constipation and short fuse didn't make that clear) but she did step up when his parents died instead of letting him go through the system, so.

All this to say, she's giving you a shotgun talk.

William will pry it out of her hands, of course, and curse her out for it, but it's happening !!

After that, though, don't worry, you're family now. Actually, maybe you should worry.

This means that whatever small politeness she whipped up before is long gone, you're a Murderface now, you are going to get treated like one.

Although William couldn't care less about his grandmother's opinion, he cares about yours. So, to see you embracing his family in full stride without getting scared off is more than heartwarming to him.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Again, it's fully unwilling on his end. It would honestly have to be something you want.

I think it's needless to say his relationship with his mom is weird. He truthfully wouldn't mind never seeing her again, especially after the events of fatherklok.

But again, if you really, really, want it then, yeah, he'll take you down to Sweden.

Surfetta doesn't have much of an opinion on you. What you are to her son is no concern to her.

She's most likely tipsy the whole time and disappearing for periods at a time.

The whole thing will feel like a waste of time, and Skwisgaar is stressed.

Don't worry he just needs to play his Thunderhorse for a few hours, and maybe a little bit of laying on top of you with his head on your chest listening to the sound of your heartbeat… just a little.

#♠️ anon #did i do that right?#anyways #metalocalypse x reader #nathan explosion #nathan explosion x reader #william murderface #william murderface x reader #skwisgaar skwigelf x reader #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth #toki wartooth x reader #metalocalypse #headcanons

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spiderfunkz · 2 years ago

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✧.* THE STATUE OR ME ?

— summary : natasha gets jealous over a statue.

— word count : 0,3k

— warnings : fluff, fem!reader, established relationship, a kiss on the cheek, reader being a tease, not proofread.

a/n : inspired by this one prompt i found somewhere with my own spin on it. my requests for natasha are open so please request some prompts !! sorry this ones short lolz

the museum was cold as you dig your hands deeper into your pockets. natasha was standing beside you, her hands wrapped around your waist.

the museum room was filled with all kinds of art. realism, surrealism, sculptures, pottery, expressionism. everything was so beautiful and eye-catching for you. you love art, you love learning about it, seeing it, and even doing it.

though, natasha didn't think the same as you. she went there to make you happy and to keep you company. she didn't know much about art, but she does know that you in fact, absolutely love it. but that doesn't change the fact that she's cold, and that she feels out of place.

inching closer to you, natasha looks up to see the statue you have been admiring. "wow. inspiring, captivating even." you say in a flat tone.

natasha groans, "can we go to another part of the museum? i rather not look at naked statues from 1,000 years ago." she turns to you.

"you just don't appreciate it the way i do." you shrug. "there is no statue in this world that deserves this much attention from you." she states.

"just look at the way his hands are wrapped around his neck. i bet his name is lucas, or maybe gary. he looks like a gary." you joked, natasha was not amused.

"it sounds like you're in love with gary."

"eh, a little bit."

"why don't you just date gary then?" she suggests. "are you getting jealous over a statue, nat?" you let out a chuckle.

"no." she shook her head. "you're pouting." you point out. "no, i'm not." she quickly answers.

"for what it's worth, my type is human, alive. not stone, dead." you explain. "you've given gary more compliments than me." she pouts.

"fine, i like your hair and smile. where as gary does not have hair, and he does not have a smile." you cross your arms, "and if he did have a smile, i bet it won't be as lovely and bright as yours." you added.

natasha smiles. "see, there it is!" you kiss her on the cheek. "i'm glad you think this highly of me." natasha's mood seemed to become better. "and the implication that bald people are statues." she added.

"if you were a statue though..."

"i'm never taking you to a museum ever again." she sighed.

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residentweirdo101 · 4 months ago

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Heya, pals!! :D Since Super Mario has now been demoted to a minor hyperfixation in replacement of Ace Attorney, I'm gonna post some Luigi headcanons that have been GNAWING on my mind for the past 3 years I've had this hyperfixation. Without further ado, LETSA GO!!! :3 (btw heres credits to the dividers i used here.)

Appearance ⭐:

I don't usually give appearance headcanons, but as you have seen in a few posts of mine, I gave him freckles! Not sure why tho, I just feel like it would suit Luigi.

I got inspired by a crap ton of long-haired Luigi (and by proxy, Mr. L) headcanons and fanart so that's one more to add to my list of headcanons.

As for markings, I headcanon him to have a lot of scars. Specifically on his arms, ranging from his fingertips to his elbows from using his thunderhand ability, being REALLY clumsy, and other stuff I won't mention. There are a few more scars on his legs and torso from either work-related accidents, or accidentally getting scratched up in adventures with Mario. (also top surgery scars but i'll explain that later shush)

Hobbies 🖌️:

A portion of Luigi's hobbies came from him trying to be just like brother, Mario, but Luigi is his own person too, so he has many hobbies to call his own. Just like many other fellas in the Mario community, the Luigi in my AU LOVES engineering (specifically mechanical engineering). Besides that, I think he would love baking with Princess Peach!

I feel like he's the better cook between him and his brother, so in their spare time, he teaches Mario how to cook! Yeah, sometimes the food comes out a tiinnnnyy bit burnt, but hey! At least Mario tried his best! Of course, Luigi knows that, so he gives a tiny pat on Mario's back for not completely burning the food into a crisp.

His other favorite thing to do with Mario is to play videogames!

He's also a former theatre kid in this AU-

His favorite musicals would be Dear Evan Hansen, Mamma Mia, and Annie!

Personality 🎭:

This section's gonna be really short because honestly, I don't know how to describe personalities of other characters, let alone, myself!

So uhhh... here we go..?

I often find Luigi to be more ambiverted, (or maybe extroverted but very socially awkward??? idk just me projecting tho lolz qwq) however HEAVILY leaning on to the introverted side.

From what I've seen he is a HUGE sweetie pie, even if he canonically gets shitted on by like, 80% of the Mario NPCs.

So yeah, thats it for personality I guess... QwQ

Music 🎧:

I feel like since some of the fandom represents him as a hopeless romantic, he enjoys listening to love songs the most.

For some reason, I headcanon him listening to love songs that blink-182 makes lol. (to be specific, this song. its a total banger pls listen to it!!)

Misc. 📁:

All the other headcanons that don't fit the other 3 labels! (sexuality, disorder stuff, etc.)

Personally, I HC him to be autistic and have GAD (or generalized anxiety disorder.) I got this headcanon from watching this video a long time ago, and it just clicked. Something about that man screamed "AUTISM!!!" to me. Idk why.

Now time for sexuality hcs!! For me, I headcanon him as demiromantic bisexual. The vibes just... feel right to me. I also headcanon him being a trans man!! Again, for the reason of the vibes feeling right.

So... that's it! My Luigi headcanons! I wrote this instead of studying environmental laws lol ^_^ It may not be accurate to canon, but that is what makes it an au, I guess.

#luigi #super mario #super mario bros #mario bros #headcanons #autism #my headcanons #character headcanons #anxiety headcanons #autism headcanon

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nezz-cringe-crib · 10 months ago

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LAWLIGHT HEADCANONS LAWLIGHT HEADCANONS LAWLIGHT HEADCANONS PLSS

Share your winsdom with us mortals

ALSO- Some L angst maybe? I like seeing him suffer bc he is my favorite blorbo and I love making my blorbos suffer

(only if you are comfortable with it, ofc. Don't wanna push anything :) )

OOOOUGHH AAAAAA ABSOLUTELY

i always suck at giving hcs off the fly, but here's some i've thought up of before and like to think about instead of sleeping :333 (be warned that they're all pretty vanilla lolz. my hcs are basic. i just like my blorbos.)

Lawlight hcs:

blorbbooo tiiimmeeeee :33 - i personally really like fluffy lawlight things, but a lot of those are usually for aus and everything (since i can't see them being very fluffy in the normal death note plot). but i like to imagine them having stupid teenage-like crush moments with each other. like maybe during the yotsuba arc or something, L wants more sweets but watari is already out doing something, so his dramatic ass is just whining about "oh woe is me....... there's nothing in the vicinity for me to munch on......... how will i ever go on......." and then to get him to shut up, light begrudgingly either bakes something for L (which could probably lead to a lot of silly shenanigans with stupid dorky smiles before light immediately takes it back and starts bickering with L again), or light convinces L to go buy some sweets from a bakery in town (and then L gets distracted because there's multiple sweet-filled stores and his greedy ass has to try all of them so now they're essentially just going on a date trip around all the sweet stores in town). - also to add onto that last bullet, there's this one fic i just read last night that was so stupid and adorable and i loved it. it's called "You can't have my name, but you can have my number" and i recommend checking it out if you like short and sweet fluffy fics. :] (and if you want more fluffy fics, go read everything @rawrlight has made. his fics are so fucking good please read them i am obsessed with them actually pleasepleasepleaseplease) - L is surprisingly good with kids and light won't admit it but he's kinda into it. - L nonchalantly shares food with light and light totally overthinks the shit out of it. - they totally pick at each other for everything. light picks at L for every unsanitary thing he does. L picks at light for having an unnecessarily long and complicated hygiene routine (i like to imagine he has a shit ton of hair and skincare products). anybody who walks past the bathroom while they're in it is bound to hear non-stop bickering. (or, if you really wanna match my freak, have matsuda open the bathroom door while they're getting ready only to see them in the middle of a fight. whether the pose they're in looks compromisingly homosexual is up to you my dear sillies).

uhhhhhh and that's all i can think of for now. awww zoinks.....

but now L angst headcanons yipeeeeeeeee :33333

L angst hcs:

ooougghhhh buckle up boyz... it's angsty tism time..... - i don't think L was ever good at making friends (this is very much a projected headcanon but shshshshshsh ignore that). despite being insanely intelligent and pretty damn good at whatever he sets his mind to, i don't think he ever got the hang of making deep, personal connections. and i feel like he wants to. throughout his whole life, maybe he wanted to make friends but it always just fell flat. maybe as a child there were times where thought he had made a friend, only to realize those feelings were not reciprocated. despite everything he tried, he was just never "human" enough to seemingly make all those lasting connections that he analyzes so deeply. and i think he probably gave up on trying at some point. and all of this is why i feel like his connection with light is so important. even though he knows it'll end in tragedy and that he will die by light's hand, he still can't help but feel... a little more human with light. and i think he'd risk death in order to feel like that one more time. - i don't usually like reading/seeing heavily angsty stuff, but i remember seeing somebody headcanon that they thought L went through solitary confinement as a child in the wammy house, and i always thought that was interesting. i'm not gonna expand on it though since heavy angst isn't really my vibe. (i love making my blorbos suffer, but not too much.) - yeah most of my L angst is him just being incredibly lonely. in the sense of "he doesn't cry about it (he's probably only cried once in his life and that was probably as a very young child), but there's always been some missing piece in his heart that just can't ever seem to be filled". - actually-- loneliness and his inhumanity. that's what i fuck with the most. though they kind of intertwine, so. yeah i kinda just sound like a broken record atp but sshhhhhhhhhhh it pays off (sometimes) i swear. - he also has a lot of religious trauma in my eyes (again, projection). i know he's not religious or anything, but i feel like he'd fit that song "Dear God" by XTC a lot. - oh and he also sulks a fuckton. he doesn't cry, he pouts and goes to stand in the rain while reminiscing on old memories. that's what his emo dramatic ass does and i fucking love him for it.

that's all i can really think of right now. hopefully that's somewhat entertaining. most of my headcanons are very basic compared to other people i've seen, but they are still special in my heart. :))))

#dn #death note #l lawliet #light yagami #lawlight #headcanon #nezz brainz

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kaifougere666 · 6 months ago

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Frank & Len relationship headcanons

just wanted to make smth wholesome for my fave boyz

Contains both the AU where they got separated and the one where they didn't ! :D

○ Len loves physical touch, he'd always hug you hold you in any way (as friend and bf, he just enjoys physical touch)

○ Frank always tries to be the one in control, but give him one kiss on the cheek and he's head over heels down for you, a blushing mess

○ Len loves to shower you in kisses, but same as Frank, give him one little smooch and he's flustered af

○ They'd both like to make dumb jokes to you, especially Len, they enjoy seeing you smile and laugh/giggle :D (especially if they are the reason you are)

○ (if you're sensitive to tickles) They tickle you, to see you laugh and bc it's funny the way you're sensitive to tickles and react to easily and like to see you laugh

○ Len bites. I'm not elaborating on that, he's just a little goblin and he bites

○ (Not separated AU) if you kiss one of em, kiss the other one, you have to. Even if you're not in a relationship with him, give him a little smooch on the forehead or the cheek so he feels included (even in the separated AU tbh)

○ Frank likes when you steal his clothes, Len on the other hand, likes to steal your clothes

○ They both like to make matching outfits with you

○ Len likes to play with your hair and likes when you play with his

○ they propably wrote a song abt you

○ Frank loves to style your hair

○ Len loves when you run your hand through his hair GIVE HIM HEADPATS, HE LOVES THEM

○ they are your n°1 fans and simps

○ Frank is fine with pda, but won't kiss you in public, Len on the other hand, he doesn't give a fuck HE WILL KISS/HUG YOU

○ Both extremely touch starved, but Len shows it more by constantly wanting to be close to you

○ Frank gets jealous quickly (Len gets jealous less quick but still get jealous a lot lol)

○ The place where they feel the safest is in your arms

○ Len would love if you could cook for him

○ Frank always kinda get shy while giving and receiving affection

○ Len loves to steal kisses from you ♡

○ you and Frank have to worry about Len like he is some unsupervised 5yo, he has the talent to put himself in danger so easily for some reason

○ Frank would absolutely LOVE to learn you how to play the guitar or atleast a few things on it !

○ They like to tease you, a lot. Frank likes to wink at you, and Len will (try to) flirt with you (He's trying his best at it, be nice to him !)

But their fave way of flustering you is to both kiss your cheek at the same time (each on their respective sides)

○ Len thinks you're one of the smartest persons alive, especially if you give him random facts about anything

○ Frank tends to fix his hair when you're near and Len tends to fiddle with his fingers.

○ They’re always trying to impress you, no matter how.

○ Len likes to squeeze/rub his cheek on yours

○ They love movie night with you, especially with snacks!

○ Len is a yapper, he loves to talk with you and he WILL say anything that comes into his mind. Frank on the other hand, likes to listen more, he will listen to anything you say.

○ You are their first kiss. And first relationship. (Even though they won't admit it lolz)

○ Len often do stuff without thinking. So he'll end up kissing you and then getting all shy about it because of what he just did

○ Frank likes when you sit on his lap, easy hug reach. He likes to rest his head on your shoulder while in this position (he fell asleep multiple times like that XD)

○ They see you as the prettiest thing on earth, every part of you is so beautiful to them (you are beautiful!! -writer :p)

Bonus image ! (By me)

Some of those headcanons are inspired by this tumblr user !

(Go check em out!)

Hope you liked this even though it was short ! Also, here are my DNIs just in case ! :p

#headcanon #ruby gloom len #ruby gloom frank #ruby gloom #x reader #relationship headcanons #frank and len #f&l

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ukranianacearo · 6 days ago

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𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽

I thought it was about time to write a second part to this fanfic, because of the new version and all. Also, I haven't played the quest yet, so this just pure imagination and conventional events lolz. Since this is in memory of my first ever fanfic here (when I still was named luminegenshinimpact xD) and the first ever fanfic that I wrote in English, I kept the same format from when I wrote it.

Part I

Characters: Albedo, reader, Traveler, Paimon, mention of Venti

Ships: Yandere!Albedo x gn!Ai!Reader

Warnings: toxic behaviour, mention of body modification, obsessed behavior, and I think that's all

The moment was calm, as the cold wind blew outside Albedo's camp. It was the early mornings, the rays of the sunlight dancing on the snow to the hum of the old mountain. This was supposed to be just another morning and a calm day for the both, but an uneasy visit was due. Albedo turned around when he sensed Traveler and Paimon at the entrance, standing awkwardly while their gaze was fixated on Albedo and the new assistant by his side.

- I didn't expect you today at this hour, Trvaler. What can I do for you? - Albedo kept his voice calm, trying not to raise any suspicion about them. But the judging hour has come, and even gods above wouldn't stop it, for their own entertainment.

- Albedo Kreideprinz, you... You are under arrest for non authorized body modifications and murder of various identified people. - Traveler's voice was hesitant, but they eyes didn't flinch away from Albedo's figure. Truly, this was supposed to be a normal morning. It was obvious they had bodily differences, but no one actually knew them at this moment before their transformation. Yet the judging hour has come, and even gods above wouldn't stop it, for their own entertainment is far greater than consequences.

- What evidence do you have against Albedo Kreideprinz? - their voice echoed in the camp as they asked the Traveler. Them, yes. How did anybody realize this? People didn't remember them, only one ballawas ever written. And even that was only remembered by the most renowned bard in the city.

- Well, we've got witnesses and... You are part of the evidence as well. - Paimon answered, at first firm and proud of their work, yet hesitant and confused by the end.

- You both will have to come with us... - Traveler added as Albedo tried to remain as calm as there is. The best course of action in this situation is to remain calm and act rationally. If he kills Traveler and Paimon now, he will be on the run and that isn't what he wants. But going to court and convincing people of the opposite to his alleged crimes is difficult.

- I follow Albedo Kreideprinz. If he wishes to go, I will so to. But otherwise, I will decline. If you persist, even after the rejection, I will not waste time to eliminate you, unless Albedo Kreideprinz wishes not to do so.

- It's fine, we will go. I guess we will just have to make them see the truth. - His voice was calm, yet cold. Not to them, but rather against Traveler and Paimon. And anyone else that would try to put themselves in between Albedo and them. Interrupting their time together after being apart for so many years is rude. It's would be even worse if they tried to pill them away not only from Albedo, but also Klee. She was, after all, one of the few who knew them before the... Unfortunate event and is still around. Klee was so rejoiced when she learned that they woke up! It was a long dream, but can you blame them? They were really tired!

This will be a trouble for Albedo, but nothing that the chief alchemist can't solve. The gods may desire entertainment, but they are nothing against the greatest alchemist in love.

This is kind of quick and short, but so was the first part so. I think I won't do any more parts for this, except if the quest gives me more ideas lolz

I hope you enjoyed it and bye!!

#genshin #genshin x reader #albedo #albedo x reader #yandere albedo #yandere albedo x ai reader #yandere genshin impact #yandere albedo x reader

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bardoftheshire · 2 months ago

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Me Over Her?

Samwise Gamgee x Fem! Reader

Summary; Y/n is beginning to question Sam's love for her, wondering as to why he chose her over Rosie Cotton.

Notes; I was going through it when I first began writing it and you can tell lolz. It's kinda short and shitty sorry :(

Warnings; Hurt/Comfort

||"Sam?" Y/n whispered with a hiccup.

"Yes, love?"

"Why did you choose me over Rosie Cotton?"||

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The sun shone bright, smell of dirt and flowers, and the sound of the leaves of the trees rustling. Those were Y/n's favourite things ever.

Her hands were dug into soil, not bothering with gloves as the feeling and grittiness of it felt calming to her. She was planting some flowers just in time for spring and harvesting all of the pumpkins and other vegetables from the garden.

Y/n looked to her left to find an equally hardworking; if not more, Samewise Gamgee.

The sun made his beautiful green eyes shine oh so beautifully, his cheeks rosy, and the freckles that peppered his face pop so much more.

A smile plastered his face, he was always so happy when gardening, and as he told Y/n many months ago, that he was always happier when it was with her.

Sam looked up, bringing his attention to Y/n. "What?" He says, a confused look on his face.

"Nothing. I just enjoy looking at you." She smiled.

He grinned, his face quickly breaking out into a deep blush.

"Getting all flustered?" Y/n said playfully with a laugh.

"It's the sun." Sam quickly interjected as he turned away from her.

"Whatever you say, my love,"

Sam was her partner. No— more than just her partner, he was her best friend, too.

Y/n still remembered each and every detail and word that was done and said when she first told him of her liking towards him. The way the knot in her stomach felt as she began to tell him, the way he looked at her, the sound of the fire crackling, and the almost bone crushing hug he pulled her into as he placed a kiss to her cheek, the hearty laughs that came from him and the warmth she felt in her heart. The smiles on their faces were practically stuck on with nothing that could falter them.

Y/n smiled at the memory, it was comforting to her and she thought about it every day.

It still amazes Y/n with how she got the confidence to tell him, and as to how on this earth he felt the same way about her.

Ah, her own exact thoughts struck a chord with her.

'...and as to how on this earth he felt the same about her.'

She for some reason belived that she 'definitely wasn't the prettiest girl' in all of Hobbiton or even just The Shire, she thought she knew that and had known so far her whole life, but "somehow" he loved her.

Y/n looked at the sky. It was beginning to look cloudy and grey from about a few miles away and it was coming right toward to The Shire. She sighed and wiped her hands on her smock, putting the seeds she had away and got up with a groan.

"Anything wrong, Y/n?" Sam says, looking up at her, doing the same as she just had, "You're not upset are 'ya?"

"I'm fine love, don't worry. But it looks like it's about to start raining. We should go inside so we won't get wet. Then we can have lunch too, yes?" Y/n assures.

He nods, following behind her as he enters their shared home.

"What should we have? Do we still have that stew from last night's supper?" Y/n asked.

"Yes, I believe so. There should still be plenty, we made quite a bit."

Y/n nodded and walked into the kitchen, grabbing the large pot that hung above the fireplace to give it a nice stir before lighting the fire.

Sam cleared up the table and placed lose items back where they belonged, placing a pot of tea to warm above the fire alongside the stew.

Y/n began to get lost in her own silly thoughts, remembering things from years ago, and leading it to unwanted and hurtful thoughts.

Rosie Cotton.

Y/n constantly thought of her. She was her friend of course and always had been, but at times she felt jealous and defensive of Sam around her.

She felt that Rosie was prettier than her. Rosie had a good family name, and had almost every boy in The Shire wrapped around her finger. Everyone knew she was gorgeous of course.

You knew Sam fancied her at one point too, and it wasn't lightly, either.

You'd been friends with him for a while, and you mean a long while, meaning at a certain point he began to tell you everything and you began to take a liking to him that was more than friendly. So of course, when he told you he was finding himself realizing he was taking a fancy to Rosie Cotton, you couldn't help but feel you needed to distance yourself from him to make any sort of feeling go away.

You still stayed friends of course, but you weren't around eachother as much and you started to feel insecure around Rosie and you felt horrible about it too, for obvious reasons.

"Dear, are you alright?" Sam says, placing a hand on her back gently.

She breaks out of her own spiraling thoughts with a small gasp. "Oh, yes I'm alright. Sorry I was just thinking and got lost in here somehow." She said, pointing a finger at her head in a small gesture.

"Right. Well the table's ready and I put on a pot, so," Sam says, gesturing to the table, set up with plates, utensils, and spoons.

"Thank you, love. I don't know what I would do without you." Y/n smiled and placed a kiss on his cheek. "I think I still have some of the bread I got from the market a couple of days ago. Should still be soft."

Sam nods and takes the pot of tea, filling both cups.

"I'll get the stew. How much do you want?"

"However much, lovely." Sam smiles.

Y/n brang two wooden bowls to the table and ladled three spoonfuls of the stew into each of them, placing washed towels next to it.

"Lunch is ready." She says as she sat down and waited for Sam to come to the table.

Soon enough he came with a basket of leftover bread and placed it on the table.

"Let's eat now, shall we?" He said sitting down.

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Y/n stood over the bucket of warm water and washed the dishes as Sam helped clean the dining room up.

As Y/n was doing so, she couldn't stop thinking about what she was previously thinking of earlier in the garden.

'Why did he choose me over Rosie? Did he feel pressured by me when I told him I fancied him?'

These thoughts were all swarming and it was beginning to make Y/n dizzy. She wasn't a very vulnerable and sensitive hobbit when it came to emotions, though when negative ones began to bubble up, they would often boil over and leave a mess with herself and others around her.

Tears began to well up in Y/n's eyes and her throat began to feel tight and raw to the point where it was starting to hurt.

Y/n sniffled and immediately brought her hand to her face, wiping her nose and eyes.

"Are you alright, Y/n?" Sam said, poking his head out from the dining room.

"No, no not at all. I just got a bit of the soap in my eyes is all." Y/n smiled.

Sam frowned and put aside what he was doing, approaching Y/n. He grabbed the bowl gently from her hands and set it aside. He dried her hands with a small kitchen towel before bringing her into a comforting hug, holding onto her just tight enough as he held her head close to him.

"Please, Y/n. Tell me what's wrong." He begged.

The tears in Y/n's eyes began to well up once more before finally spilling.

Y/n buried her face into his shoulder as she let out a sob, wrapping her arms around his torso tightly.

He said nothing, he simply just held her and rubbed her back. He waited for her to calm down rather than still proceeding to ask what was wrong or shushing her, even if it was softly.

She felt silly crying like this over something so harmless. Something she shouldn't be upset over.

As Y/n finally calmed, she pulled away from him and rubbed her eyes with endless sniffles and hiccups.

"Are you alright now?" He said quietly, his voice sweet and smooth like honey.

Y/n nodded.

"Let's sit down."

The two sat in silence once more. Sam rubbed Y/n's back as he waited for her to speak on her own first, giving her time.

"Sam?" Y/n whispered with a hiccup.

"Yes, love?"

"Why did you choose me over Rosie Cotton?" She looked down at her hands in shame and embarrassment.

Sam looked appaled by this question. As to how Y/n thought of herself so lowly he had no clue but she was definitely wrong.

"What do you mean?" He furrowed his eyebrows.

Tears began to well up once more, "I knew you still fancied Rosie when I admitted my liking towards you. I knew and I still did it, yet you said you felt the same way towards me. Did you feel that you had to say you felt the same because of me?"

Sam was now angered, not at Y/n but instead at himself. Had he really made Y/n feel like she wasn't loved? Had he been so careless towards her?

He calmed himself, "Y/n. I would never do that. I really do love you. I loved you very much then and I still love you very much now. I "chose" you over missus Rosie because I love you. How could I not with someone as beautiful as you?" He said, placing his hand on Y/n's left cheek.

Y/n looked up at him, her mouth slightly agape. "Really?" She said softly.

"I promise, lovely." Sam smiled.

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This fic came on a whim and I was sad when I wrote it lolz, but I think it came out okay. Hope you somewhat enjoyed it.

#samwise gamgee #samwise gamgee x reader #sean astin #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr x reader

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iwillmicrowavesonicyt · 2 months ago

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srs post..I need to talk to you guys..

so..I didn't want to make this post but I seriously can't handle it anymore..im quitting tumblr completely. I know I had a drawing that I'm sure you guys wanted to see finished but I won't be posting it at all. And I'm sorry for that.. I'm a teenager with my own life and I can't deal with the pressure of posting anymore..so I won't. I understand if your mad at me for my choice and I don't blame you for being upset I just need you to understand that I'm doing this for my own good. I talked to my family for hours about this and I've made the decision that this is what I need to remove some anxieties from my life. I don't want to do this, trust me I really don't. But I have to. I want to thank my followers and especially my moots for making my short time here fun.. I think it's only fitting to end this sad post with one of my favorite quotes..

Good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.

This was fun but all fun things come to an end. And this is the end of the iwillmicrowavesonicyt blog. Love yall! Ash out.

Oh also if you fell for this your a silly goober. APRIL FOOLS!!! XD I know, I know this whole "im quitting " thing is overused and I know I probably looked like this when making this post

But I didn't really know what else to do XD I just picked the first think I could think of lol

I'll be surprised if even one person fell for this shit 😭🙏 also the tags are fake. They're just ment to sell the prank even more. I'm not quittin lolz

#Srs post #Ik it's April 1st but I'm genuinely serious about this..#i'm quitting #it was fun while it lasted #I'll probably just scroll around a bit but I'll drop the app completely soon #i'm sorry

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my1interspatial2corner · 5 months ago

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Introductions

Who are we?

We are a co-owned account, consisting of two people. We post about whatever fandoms we're interested and the content we want to see. Requests are open, but it’s not a 100 guarantee we’re going to do them. Generally this account was also created out of spite of seeing characters so badly miss characterized in head cannons but we digress

What type of things will we post/accept requests for?

basically whatever we really are interested in, nsfw, fluff, things like that. We’re veering in the side of not writing or accepting toxic dynamics or romanticizing toxic or abusive behaviors, and we very much are probably going to stick more to canon personality anyway. Au’s are something we would probably be interested in, but that’s to be explored down below.

Do we have a post schedule?

Nope! This is done on our own personal free time, and is done mostly as a hobby/out of spite. We could post twice or thrice a week and then ghost this for like a month, but in short, No, there’s no rhyme or reason to our schedule.

How do we know who’s posting what?

This isn’t in our previous posts (however they might be edited later to include this,) but we’re going to sneak small pngs of Laios or marcille to differentiate lol

Personal Introductions

YO!!! I’m Owen, and I’m represented by laios autism™ just bc

I use He/Xe pronouns and identify as a boy, and I’m incorrectly most fandoms you can think of ranging from DDLC, dsmp, mha, MLP, and voltron among other things.

Now as for what I usually will post!!

I’ll mostly be posting head canons and small drabbles alongside character rants and theories

I won’t write many oneshots, considering I don’t consider my writing good enough

THEORIES!!!

And requests ;

I will take anything and I mean anything from the dirtiest smut, to gore, fluff, and such. I probably won’t take requests for toxic relationships and romanticizing abuse, I might still take them sometimes, and I’m generally meh with yandere HCS

I will take Au requests!! If you’ve ever wanted an au of yours given headcanons, send a request asking for me with details!!!

As for interactions… INTERACT!!!! I LOVE seeing your comments and reposts!! Makes the tism go brrr

Hihi! I'm Sun and I'm represented by marcille cuz Laios and marcille are best platonic duo (real)

Also cuz she's so silly muehehe

I go by she/her pronouns and I identify with the female gender. As for fandoms? Oh boy, I have a long list (do not ask me which I've actually consumed the official media tho), ranging from MHA, Harry Potter, love and deepspace and so on!! If you asked me to make a list I would just forget about everything and everyone so it's an ask and find out.

What I will most likely post!

Headcanons, rants and drabbles cuz yes!! These are fun to write

Oneshots, Smaus and maybe even fanfics. If I get the random ADHDer urge to create something :^]

^^ Most of these are gonna be fluff

For requests:

If it interests me, I'll make it! From nsfw to fluff!! But I will most likely not take angst and toxic behaviors, yanderes are (high-key) a big no-no for me. I just don't get the appeal and I won't force myself to write it out lolz

I love alternative universes and all of that jazz too! Send me any underrated cutie pies my way!! I'll love to write them fr

Also is it a good time to say I love any kind of interactions?? Don't be afraid to comment or repost with tags, it makes my ADHD brain to brrrbrbebeb

shoutout to our bestie boo boo bear SPIDERMAN🕸️🕷️‼️‼️

#introduction #intro post #introductory post #send requests #headcanons #cutie w a bootie

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pandoraroid · 1 year ago

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"Your Playful Werewolf Boyfriend is a Menace to Society" how wonderful

(very messy reactions & thoughts as i listen lol)

HIS ACCENT???? i have folded. erik does such a good job with accents

"why hello my love. i've missed you." :(((((( ivefyckingmelted

"i'm hungry." guy coded

"oh i'm always hungry for that. is my love offering?" JESUS

"my love" NO WORDS. IVE FUCKING FOLDED.

"it is quick, it's hot, and ready." yeah i bet it fucking is

"like someone else you know" FUCKING HELL

"tomato is the fruit" oh thank fucking god

DOORBELL RINGED MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY

"even pizza is upsetting... this is big" HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING

"you must, my love. please?" WHATEVER YOU SAY GORGEOUS SIGDKDHDJDVDJ

"in a few moments i won't have thumbs to open the door... [laughs] oh yes, checkmate, my mate." FOLDED AND GAGGED

HE SERIOUSLY FUCKING SHIFTED FOR THIS SHIT I CANT BELIEVE THIS

the panting omfg

MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY

"hey, how's it going?" I'M FLOORED

THE VOICE???? HELLO????? I NEED HIM

"damn your dog is big. that's wild." actually collapsed when i heard that

IS THIS NONCHALANT GUY???? WHATHEHELL /pos ilovehim

"why is your dog wearing gym shorts?" a fashion choice "oh, love that." HELP?????

DID THE LISTENER SERIOUSLY SAY BUTT PROBLEMS AHAHAHAHAHHA WHY THE FUCK WOULD GUY SAY "oh, love that" TO THAT????? WHAT

"i have a wonderful butt. as you have said many times." OH I'M FUCKING SURE WE DID

the sulking is cute omfg

"apology accepted. now kiss me-" dear god i am knocking on your door i have seen the good you have done for others WHEN WILL IT BE ME-

he's so asher and guy coded. am crying (does this mean he's the pack beta or no what-)

"oh, have you heard the lastest pack talk?" MOR FOOLIVERSE TALBOT PACK MOR MOR GIMME MORE

"i don't know with your little text chats with the other mates-" THAT'S SO????? /pos

"davey's mate is talking all the time. they have secrets they csn't keep." first of all, DAVEY???? DAVEY???? IM SCREAMING second, ANGEL IS MENACE IS EVERY UNIVERSE AHHAHAHAHAHA

"when talking, his mate called him puppy." OH GOOD LORD AHAHHAHAHAHA THEY DID THE THING THEY DID THE THING

"no, it's good for him. he's too serious all the time. he could to lighten up." ASHER??? i get that this is an au though but I NEED TO SEE THAT SKGSKSVS

"and i see you've brought the gorgeous face. very generous." HOOOOOOOOO LORD

"i love you. very much. and i also love pizza when it's hot so we should eat." so guy coded 😭 but ilytoobby

uuuhhh uuuhhh last thoughts??? i'm loving au/anthology(?). and as someone who's only still starting to listen in shit (/pos), it's sooo much fun lolz so curious so find out about david in this au

#WAS FINALLY FUCKING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A LISTEN #as someone who hasnt really listened to project meridian i fucking exploded when i listened to this #me the entire time: that shocked jackson wang meme #or pikachu face whichever works #not really sure how to tag this

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ofkithandmckinney · 2 years ago

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My Saturday Evening:

"I'm going to watch something NOT KITH-related tonight-- I won't think about The Kids in the Hall at all... ooh, how about some home-grown Aussie TV..."

"The reboot of 'Thank God You're Here' is on tonight. Nice. Improv with some Australian comedians--fun! "

"Wait. Wasn't Dave Foley the judge on the short-lived American version? So what? Back to the show..."

"Guest judge is Josh Lawson tonight, cool. Now, what did I see him in recently?"

"That's right, he played Tate the pharmacist...in...Superstore..."

"...alongside Mark McKinney."

"How good was this scene, lolz"

"But not as good as the scene where Dave eats dog food, when he guest stars in an episode."

"And now I want to watch The Kids in the Hall."

#everything leads back to KITH #i tried!#kith #kids in the hall #the kids in the hall #mark mckinney #dave foley #thank god you're here #superstore #tate #josh lawson

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luvsunarin · 1 year ago

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[ megumi fushiguro x fem!reader ] ෴ IN WHICH⠀your roommate tries to convince you to join her band.

warnings・CORNY CORNY CORNY. i wrote this at 3 in the morning and did not proof read or edit this so my apologies if it makes no sense LOL

wc・1.1k || short read lolz. p2 mayb!?

APART OF⠀⠀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓. BAND AUS [ the collection ]

you laid on your arm chair in the living room with your head resting on the arm rest, while your legs dangled over the armrest on the opposite side of the small couch meanwhile your roommate sat on the floor in front of you while some of her band mates sat on the couch and some on the floor.

"c'mon y/n! we need a drummer, and you're the perfect option!" nobara pleaded you.

"look nobara, i'm truly flattered but i don't know." you sighed and shrugged.

"why not? didn't you tell me you used to be in a band in high school with megumi at one point?" she glanced between the two of you.

your eyes widened for a subtle second, "no? i never told you that." you told her and squinted at megumi.

"well then megumi did! he said that you were the drummer and that you played like no one else." she repeated his words dramatically which made megumi roll his eyes.

"didn't i tell you to not bring that up?" he scoffed.

"desperate times call for desperate measures." itadori reasoned with a shrug.

"well he's being dramatic. i really was an average drummer. our lead singer would always get mad at me 'cause i'd constantly fuck up during practices."

"yet you played flawlessly at shows." megumi added, staring at you intensely.

"what?" you furrowed your eyebrows at him.

"you rarely played good at practice but whenever it came to shows, you played perfectly." he said. "oh but ya know, it has been a while so i understand if you got even worse." a smirk formed on his features.

you raise an eyebrow at him and send him a brief glare, which he returned.

itadori cleared his throat and stared between the two of you who were staring very intensely at each other then glanced at nobara. "maybe this isn't such a good idea–"

"no, you know what? i'll do it." you scoffed.

they all went wide-eyed, "what?!"

"i'll be your drummer," you specified. "then i'll prove to fushiguro that i've only gotten better at drumming."

itadori and nobara's bright features dropped when you said that, "seriously? just for competition?"

"nah. she's just saying that 'cause she misses playing the drums. and she misses being in a band with me." megumi teased.

you scoffed, "in your dreams."

"yeah, i dreamt about it every night so much to the point it became reality."

your features relaxed and you adjusted your legs on the arm chair, "whatever."

"i'll let our manager know then!" nobara cleared her throat, breaking the awkward silence that grew upon them and she pulled out her phone. "gojo'll be thrilled."

"seriously? megumi's dad is the manager of this band too?" you stiffled your laughter.

"he's not my dad–"

"yet he's changed your diapers more than toji ever did." you cut him off and shrugged.

he scoffed, "whatever."

nobara clicked on gojo's contact and pressed call. "gojo, you won't believe it!"

you heard gojo's muffled voice through the phone, "what? wait, let me guess– you got y/n to be your drummer?"

"yup! she said she's only doing it to prove to fushiguro that she's still an amazing drummer but i know that's bullshit." nobara whispered followed by a chuckle.

"i heard that kugisaki." you called out.

itadori rushed over to the phone as well, "yup, they probably miss each other a lot." he whispered.

"you guys are right in front of us." megumi pointed out.

the other three rolled their eyes. three because you just know that gojo rolled his eyes as well. "fine then we'll go somewhere you can't hear us!" they made their way to the kitchen and continued to gossip there with gojo.

which left you and megumi.

the silence wasn't awkward. the air felt stuffy but not awkward. however you broke the silence by asking megumi a question, "do you seriously think i'm the best drummer or were you over-exaggerating 'cause you missed being in a band with me?" you teased as a smirk tugged on your lips.

megumi clicked his tongue and rolled his eyes, "are you seriously joining the band because you wanna prove to me you're still the best drummer or 'cause you missed being in a band with me?" he mocked you.

you thought for a moment, "neither. i miss playing the drums." you told him confidently.

"i'm heart broken, really." he said dramatically. "you didn't miss me?"

"sure i did," you chuckled at him. "i missed throwing my drum sticks at your head before a show."

"i'd always keep it in my pocket during the show for goodluck."

"aw, was i your good luck charm?" you mocked him and laughed.

"you could say that if it makes you happy." he rolled his eyes.

"nah, i'd rather think of it that you had my drum stick in your pocket so that you could always have a reminder that i'm putting you under pressure." you looked at him.

he laughed softly, "i'd prefer the good luck thing."

"i wouldn't. if i kept one of your guitar strings in my pocket, i'd pressure myself to play ten times better." you spoke, "but then again, you don't like being put under pressure. so i see why you prefer the good luck thing." you smirked at him.

he looked at you weirdly while a smile subconsciously snuck onto his features, "i'd put myself under pressure for you."

"gross," you looked at him with a playfully disgusted look. "that's corny."

"it was a joke asshole," he shook his head. "hey but didn't you notice that i played better with your drumstick in my pocket than when i didn't?"

"under pressure."

"whatever." he sighed. "i'm glad you joined the band." he told you, changing the topic.

you hummed, "oh yeah? so you did miss being in a band with me." you confirmed.

"whatever helps you sleep at night. you sleep deprived fuck."

you looked at him playfully offended, "sleep deprived fuck?" you repeated his words. "i can't believe you."

"sure y/n. remind me of how many hours of sleep you get?"

"too far buddy, too far," you joked followed by a laugh. "anyway, how have you been?"

"better now that you joined the band." he smirked.

"oh? so you really missed me?" you joked.

"yeah," he finally admitted. "i didn't just miss being in a band with you but i missed you." he added.

you stared at him, "oh yeah? i missed you too actually." you admitted as well.

"sure you did. wasn't i the reason you left our old band?"

"well now you're the reason i'm joining your new one." you chuckled, "you gotta quit doing that– letting the past interfere with the future."

he sighed in defeat, "so you did miss me, huh?"

"oh shut up." you gave in and smiled.

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TALKING ABOUT THESE AWESOME EKH AU'S!

(Long t-egg-xt post...beware.)

(Second beware - writer bullshit incoming...might edit this a bunch lolz XD)

HELLO egg-cellent ladies gentle-egg-men and yolks! Hope all of you are great, and your properties are all safe!

This might be out of left field for us considering our (brief...) inactivity, however, something like this is a ONCE-IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY!

You've all possibly read the original post's title and or beginning (made by the awesome @imaexplodenow who I won't hesitate to plug and mention as one of the top eggens!) and are probably all extremely curious! (As am I, currently as of writing these specific words I am not done with the entire segment I am reading and am quaking with excitement.)

-A quick guide for those freshly popped if none of this makes sense to you -

AU's, if you do not know, are alternate universes, which, without delving deeper into existence itself, are basically different realities in which different things occur for aforementioned characters (in our case, the fiery four [ awful name, I know!])

Some examples would be swapping the 'roles' some characters have, maybe one where a character doesn't/does die, or the most beloved ones! SCRAP ALL THAT FORMAT SHIT, GIVE ME THOSE CHARACTERS AND PUT THEM WHERE I WANT TO WHEREVER I WANT THEM! :D

AU's are an important part of creative exercise and strength through fandom and togetherness through making original content, however...I'm sure most of you here already know these things and don't want a boring textbook definition.

But now, you may be wondering, actually, probably not wondering at all, but anyways, why am I, as an egghouse official, so excited about this?

Well, it's my duty to tell! AND SO I WILL. GLADLY!!!

First of all, as a MAJOR fandom buff (if my Tumblr nesting wasn't already enough...), I love anything fandom culture-related, and AU's are one of those things I just can't get enough of, especially unique ones, even with my enjoyment of the more common tropes.

It makes me insanely happy to know that at least our community has grown ENOUGH to at least harbor this amount of creativity, which I am grateful for so much!

So, thank you once again OP, but I think I should stop with my endless babble and finally begin to actually talk about what's going on.

Now there are two ways you can approach this! and there's only one correct way and I'm not telling you the other one. READ THE ORIGINAL POST FIRST! do it now! for your own sake (plus for the warnings too as those can be important), as the shift will be abrupt and a second-hand retelling is never going to amount to the awesome first-hand one!

(Quick 3rd or 4th disclaimer, none of this will just be a recounting of everything that has happened, simply a geek geeking out over AU's)

Got it? Now good, read up and come back here when you can, and if you have ...

- VIRUS AU -

First up on the plate (as in chronologically) and it already is a marvel, a classic apocalypse, and survival AU, can it get better than this yolks? Fainting at the sight!

Amazing concept first of all, writers love putting their favorite little guys through absolutely awful and or insane things, and an apocalypse AU is among favorites for angst, gritty drama, and of course SUPERNATURAL elements!

The infection is odd, and extremely dangerous, as it seemingly is a typical zombie virus, with a non-typical and extremely dangerous way of spreading through air, and a SERIOUSLY non-typical chance of turning into some other supernatural creature.

One of the greater things about this AU I can mention is the formatting, which might be a bit of a nerdy dig at it but it's structured so well it makes a grown man cry

The recounting/telling of the AU goes along with each victim, there being 4 in total, and while the first is incredibly short, dare I say they quadruple in length?

The ideas are simply amazing, the assigning of each character's occult was also spectacular, as I can envision all of them as those specific spooky monsters (however though, Steven might be getting the short end of the stick, due to his short description of infection, but overall making sense since he himself was an average and normal guy not tied up with these other affairs, would be logical to make him one of the most common things that walk in hoards.)

The structuring was also to die for in terms of drama, has you on the edge of your seat wondering what's going to happen to each of them as soon as I noticed the pattern.

Interested in what's going on with vampire Sam, what's their deal? hypnotism? werewolves? GHOSTS!?! for crying out loud this is the best foundation for a story I've ever heard! I would absolutely love to read pages and pages of this.

A comment to make is that the most clear bond I saw was with Kevin and Billy, and Billy and Sam, but for the one that's more delved into, the first one it's just...ough! so good!!! Their dynamic feels awkward, but not in the way you'd think, as in after Sam's infection the two are left alone, with a strained relationship yet even more strained environment.

This AU is incredibly creative, we love monsters, don't we all?

PS. The Margaret comment while Billy chomped on Kevin's legs was not needed...made me oof in real life.../j

Characterization is immensly interesting, OP is truly a well-versed writer it seems, and is an amazing start to our AU's!

- REGRETEVATOR AU -

A nice light surprise to see after all of that! Especially as a brief regretevator fan no less.

I'd be lying if I didn't say I myself didn't have a little regretevator... headcanon? AU? version of things with two certain Shaggy-haired yolks...I SWEAR I'VE SEEN FANART OF THEM BUT I CAN'T FIND IT AS OF NOW!

Always thought they'd have a sort of awkward uncle and overzealous nephew kind of vibe but MOVING ON

The decision to AGAIN transform them into the well-known elevator residents was an awesome one, and again, showing off the author's good taste

Sam as infected, obvious from the st-wait should I say Sage??? Still lol, loved how concerned I was as I read more and more about Sam getting infected with the pink stuffTM, as shaggy-haired he might be, he can't escape being an overzealous rowdy gamer in our glorious year 2014 (Still kind of fucked up, what the hell gnarp gnarp.)

Loved the small headcanon/mentions of how the 4 lived together 2 tho :3

Billy would 100% be a dumb dumb idiot and not account for the fact of what these ALIENS have, and him being turned into mannequin mark, while the process is grueling (karma from the first AU caught up with him), is kind of...nice? I MEAN anything is better than that guy the lines "He would have dragged Kevin with him, but for some reason he liked Kevin, despite Kevin not like him back." prove it all to me.

In all honestly I thought the story would have taken another turn, that Kevin was going to be determined enough to actually do something about this insanity, like go up to those dangerous aliens THAT WARNED THEM like a dumb dumb idiot and probably get turned into concrete or a lamp, but Kevin's smarter, and as seen by the fact that it's inadvertent hero Kevin, he's way more well-adjusted...so I guess he'll have to get used to these guys...oh well!

Amazing story, really funny in concept and execution yet also...disturbing??? that's my personal jar take on it, as permanent body modification to this extent where someone changes personalities fast too is a really jarring thing for me, but I wont deny that opening the door to green alien cat shoving mannequin mark red hat and blue hair disco guy in your face isn't funny (plus they're all labeled as ripoffs lol!)

love this AU, although, I wonder what samS4G3 is up to now...

- HACKER AU -

Holy.

Shit.

Words cannot explain how much I LOVE characters breaking the 4th wall, especially in video games with HACKING??? HACKING!!>!?!?!??!

Always had this sort of idea in my mind of Sam being in limbo and holy SHITTT the first sentences are so good.

The repetition, the de ja vu, the situation, the casual gender change THE REPETITION! EVERYTHING JUST WORKED SO WELL FOR EVERYTHING, it just clicked! like egg kevins house was always in some way, a demonstration of some sort of limbo.

The barrier part was by far one of my favorite scenes, hands-down, not beatable by the fact that child Sam wants the parents they never had (that line destroyed me holy hell.)

Both genders thing was absolutely goated with the sauce cool, so angry you just DONT CARE BAM

It's an amazing concept, and its execution is so good at the ACTUAL hackers council part, holy hell, 1x1x1x1 was not on my Sam crossover bingo card but it sure is now.

I love existential angst a lot, having to deal with just not being real especially, getting so violent because of it, my god it is goated.

But I'll be honest...if I wasn't hiding something from you all...

In the writing of this, I noticed that some words had an odd cApitalisation, and my theorist mind immediately went to : SECRET MESSAGE!!!

I think I might be a little dense yes, not every hacker story has to have secret morse code, or something because all i got was-

E L O H E R E

Unless OP is trying to be British or is named Elo I DOUBT THIS IS A SECRET CODE AND IM JUST LOOKING TOO FAR INTO ACCIDENTAL THINGS...

aye karumbabo

Hic...another great one....more please...

- DEADLY SINS AU -

As of writing it is also incredibly late for me, hooray for my fingers!

However, this is a short yet effective AU in my opinion, as the 7 deadly sins are indeed a popular thing to reference in media and fan works ESPECIALLY

The concepts never fail in their creativity, the fact that they TURN INTO THEM the more they act like it is such a good idea and technique to do so.

Still feel really bad for Sam, I hope they're on the lower end of the turning into your sin thing cause that...that would just suck :(

When I saw the title I lowkey thought it would be just assigning each sin to each character (Spongebob theory style) and while it isn't far from it I'm glad it gained originality with it as it establishes ANOTHER supernatural setting

And you already know how we feel about those! ;D

- UNNAMED AU -

D'aww these are getting shorter and shorter... :( well still! we keep moving on!

This one is simple, shrimple even, however as someone who hasn't heard of Overnight I can't speak much about it sadly (so not shrimple i guess?)

It seems REALLY interesting however, as a random demon following you around cant be for no reason, and Warmonger Sam being a blood-thirsty maniac isn't something I thought of yet is actually really intriuging

I loike it! I give it a bunch of eggs and hope Sam doesn't knife me!

- PIRATE AU -

The moment I saw this one's title I jaboogied

I fucking love pirates, and if this is the last one SO BE IT! CONCEPTS, is there anything OP can't make awesome!?!?

Captain Billy, Samuel, Steph-SIREN NURSE SIREN NURSE!!!!

You are getting one bajillion points for even including her, and as sad is it might be to say goodbye to my AU opiniondump, I am incredibly happy to have read these and even be TAGGED to see it...

THE END.

Well, that's it, thats the ekhat AU longpost, this was a doozy, and I am still incredibly grateful for @imaexplodenow making this, check them out NOW.

Haha, gosh I love this game.

We had fun, at least I did, and that's all that matters :)

Jar out

⚠️VERY LONG PARAGRAPHS UP AHEAD, IM SRS 😭 ⚠️

Okay finally! Been a while, but

Helloooo EKH Tumblr! It’s about time I share my AUs I have made! The reason it took a while was cuz the WiFi on all my devices went out for a few days, and I woulda drawn on my phone, but I just didn’t feel that motivation

…..and I made a new AU a few days ago so I was postponing this to draw on the new AU and see if it was one of my,, AUs I’d stick w/

Heads up before u start reading/looking at it!

-There’s a good about of.. chest…. Like…shirtless chest 😓

-So,, if you don’t know me, Sam is,, my favorite character, and so there’s…..a lot of “off character derailment” especially with ‘em. I still love love lloveeee (/p) the anxious cannon Sam, but these changes r for story telling purposes (you’ll see what I mean)

-There’s a GOOD chance that I will make ones in the future, so for now, these r the 6 I HIGHLY focus on as I love AUs and making them

-I have posted most of these on Twt, so if you’ve seen these before, just know I’m sharing these w/ Tumblr, and then I’ll share more on the new AU on Twt after this (u can ask for my @ if you’d like to follow me for more EKH art, as I’ll probably post there more often)

Anyways! Onto the AU sharing and somewhat story telling!

In chronological order of when they were made/discovered:

1st: Virus AU (BL**D/G*RE WARNING)

This was when I was in a BIG horror mood, so it’s basically an apocalyptic x monster AU

Basically, if anyone breathed in the air after a radiation accident, chances are you’d be infected and become a part of the undead,, or a werewolf

First victim of the 4 in this AU: Steven. Fought off a zombie and it took off his mask while in battle, leading to zombie wounds and inhaling the surrounding air killing him off and bringing him back a few days later as a part of the zombie hoard that was rapidly increasing.

Second victim of the 3: Sam. The 3 were fighting off the Steven zombie, and just like Steven and what he was fighting off, the mask came off, but no zombie injuries were present on Sam by the time his passing came. A few more days pass, and he comes back looking.. fine. A little pale, and colorful eyes, but not a zombie at least. Spends a few more days w/ the two that haven’t died, and after feeling extremely weak and a little peeved, takes a bite out of a stranger’s neck. The other two think it’s best to exile him off to a graveyard, to prevent them from getting their necks from getting bitten. Meanwhile, while nights go past after spending time to himself in his new graveyard home, the other two plot to kill him off. It’s decided Kevin should be the one to put a steak in Sam’s slowly beating heart, but when that happens, things go wrong. Despite Sam hating this new life, being killed by a close friend of his was shocking to see, and quickly reacting by fighting back. After some back and forth fighting, Sam accidentally launches himself into a fragile brick wall, causing one brick to fall directly on his head, knocking him out. After awakening to seeing Kevin stitching his injury and running away from guilt, things are no longer the same.

The two of them go to pay a visit to their old friend that’s in the graveyard, particularly because Kevin still cares for Sam and the guilt was eating him alive. They go into the graveyard, and see the place Sam resided in was..oddly more elegant looking than the last visit. Candles, a red carpet…a throne? The two cautiously enter calling out his name. In the blink of an eye, they’re both roped up and on their knees. After a few seconds of panicking and looking around, a sound of sipping was heard from the throne, with their friend looking…different. Still pale, still the red eyes, but more laid back and dressed up. Not like him at all, and not in a good way either, as he emerges from the shadows with a sky look on him. Treating the other two like a frenemy, bickering back and forth with the other two, and after some bickering, threatens to take a bite out of Kevin’s neck. Ofc it’s not something either Kevin or Billy wants, and luckily Kevin’s neck is spared, however, fate wasn’t in Billy’s hands; he shouts at this new Sam, the usual Billy talk, and leads to Sam being fed up. But he can’t bite his “tough love” friend’s neck, no no. There’s other plans for his friend Billy.

Third victim of the 2: Billy. Mask pulled down by this Vampire Sam, and a slight beating, causing Billy to forcefully inhale the air. Sam lets the two go, so they quickly get up and get out of this new home of Sam. They go back to the house all 4 used to live in before all this. They worry. Both of them. None of them want to die or die and then become a violent undead being like their friend. A few more days pass by, and Billy is fine? Maybe the air is fine? No. Night strikes, the moon is out. His body starts to grow and so does the pain, the hair, and the fangs. Mind starts to grow more violent as he cries for help from Kevin. He sees a hole in the wall in the area Billy was in. A huuggeee hole. Kevin would have gone searching, but with all sorts of zombies roaming, boarding up the hole was top priority and he’d have to go looking in the daytime. As nighttime passes, Kevin finishes covering the hole up and sleeps for the night, with late morning time bringing decently loud noises. Morning time comes and Kevin wakes up to hear pained grunts coming from the front door. Cautiously opening the door, he doesn’t see a zombie, he sees Billy, covered in a little bit of blood, dirt, tears in shirt and pants, and just overall messy appeal. It shocks and disgusts Kevin a little bit, but he can’t keep Billy out, as he’s begging to be let back in, saying it’s not safe for him to be outside and how he thinks he ate one or two animals. Kevin lets him in but decides to not discuss what happened, as they both put obvious inferences together. But time after the past hectic days haven’t been easy. Pretty hard actually.

Somehow the werewolf and vampire still chat with each other. The werewolf doesn’t want to keep up with the vampire, but it seems the vampire has learned how to enter the minds of those who sleep, and some more magical abilities. Billy doesn’t sleep as often now, doesn’t go out to get a proper werewolf diet, so both of those factors cause him to stay in a violent mood, especially since he lives with someone he doesn’t have too strong of a connection with. Of course life itself now sucks for him, but being a 12 ft tired and hungry wolf wasn’t on his or Kevin’s bucket list. It’s hard to keep care of the new Billy, but Kevin manages. He goes out so often to get raw meat, fresh water from the remaining water bottles in abandoned stores, keeps calm around Billy as to not escalate anything. Unfortunately, with the other two on the loose wrecking havoc on the public, things can’t always go according to plan.

One day, while Kevin was out getting stuff for Billy, things get messy fast. Billy tries to sleep during the day, since vampires are usually nocturnal, but that was unfortunate timing, as when he wakes up, he’s back at the home of his vampire “friend”. It’s not an illusion either, he’s actually physically there to, as well as…Steven, chained up but right next to the throne. There’s been some improvements to the place, but none to the vampire. If anything he’s gotten worse, somewhat bragging how great it’s been w/o Billy being the one in control. With each sentence Sam was spewing out, it got the werewolf closer and closer to try and maul him to shut him up. Unfortunately, they’re both equal in power, but when it comes to planning an attack, Sam has become better at that with these new found powers; at the perfect time as Billy is really close, he falls under a hypnotic spell, looking straight into Sam’s eyes. Loosening up, not wanting to maul him into pieces, and listening to what Sam’s saying.

Last victim: Kevin. He comes home to the werewolf not being around, getting a little worried, but there’s not much he can do without any visual hints as to where he might have went. So he carries on with his chores, putting away the wolf food and his own, cleans up the place. Of course that’s when Billy returns, of course it is, when he’s cleaning. He informs Billy there’s a restock in the fridge and doesn’t see there’s something wrong with him until Billy states he doesn’t want that. Kevin turns around to see Billy ominously standing at the front door, nothing but red in his eyes, literally. Full glowing red eyes. Getting a little concerned now, Kevin tries to avoid the topic of meats there is to snack on. It doesn’t work, Billy isn’t listening and inches closer to Kevin, treating him like…well…a treat. Next thing you know, Billy grabs one of his legs, making some quick remark of Margaret, sounding something more like what Sam would say, and rips it off without hesitation. A pained scream by Kevin as his lays on the ground, panicking as thoughts rush through his mind. One thought was to call 911, so with the remaining strength he has, he crawls towards his phone and dials 911 (or of course, what’s left of it). As soon as he starts reporting what’s going on, Billy, who’s still in the trance, goes in for the other leg, for another part of him to snack on and to try and shut him up. That only alerts the operator on the other side more, as they say they’ll track Kevin’s location and send an ambulance ASAP. The phone call ends, and so does Billy’s other little snack, but the hypnosis wears off just before he can finish the second leg, and it takes a second for Billy to get a grasp on reality again. He looks behind him, and to his shock and horror, there’s a dying and leg less Kevin, breathing at a rapid pace and heavily, trying to keep his eyes from closing, but with the most amount of emotions he’s ever shown. In this moment, this is the most regret Billy has ever felt and shown.

An ambulance arrives a few minutes later, with Kevin just on the brink of death. They’re able to bring him into the ambulance, but unable to find what or who might have caused such a bloody mess. As they drive away to hopefully help Kevin stay alive, one of the bedroom doors open as Billy peeks out into the empty house. He hated it. The silence, the idea of being by himself, and that he actually committed an act of murder. What had he done? No…what did Sam make him do? Everyone else was dead or close to being dead. Everyone except him. And it hurt. But he couldn’t show that, of course he couldn’t. If he showed a sign of weakness, he’d only feel worse, and that wasn’t who he was. He had to keep pushing through these new conditions.

Something Kevin tried, but failed at doing. Trying to distract himself, Billy tries watching TV, because what else was there left to do to keep himself occupied? Unfortunately, hours later, it gets interrupted. Billy almost throws a “werewolf fit” bout it, but he couldn’t. His eyes were averted to someone else. At first he couldn’t recognize him, but that was Kevin. A ghostly apparition form of Kevin. This wasn’t a sick trick either, he didn’t make it. Literally floating, hair and body, he now had pure white eyes, wore a hospital outfit, but was still himself. He was lucky enough to have not become a violent or vengeful spirit, it was just him, but seemingly willing to put more effort into helping those who needed it despite the sarcastic tone he still had.

And that’s where the story caps off. This is how those 4 are now and their new life.

TLDR: Steven’s a mindless servant zombie to the Vampire Sam, who’s completely changed his attitude and view towards everything, behaving more like a traditional vampire. Billy is a werewolf who’s constantly fighting with the werewolf urges on a daily basis and against Sam’s wishes. Kevin is a phantom who’s the neutral-good towards anyone.

But now we can move onto a more silly AU! …ofc it still has angst but no bl0od this time!

2nd: Regretevator AU

Starts out relatively normal! Just the 4 of them going on a camping trip! …okay except for the rumors that there’s alien kidnappings, experimentation, and those who enter don’t come back…the same at least. Ofc Sam and Billy had a little disagreement and ofc it ended up with Billy’s vote mattering, so they go to the supposedly dangerous camp! And of course one there’s an alien kidnapping! The 4 start booking it, leaving most of their camping supplies there, but one of them don’t make it out in time. Billy, Steven, and Kevin make it to a safe area, but…hey where’d Sam go? …oh shit he’s getting abducted. The other three go to try and pull him out of the beam, but to no avail. The beam was stronger than the three of them combined, leading to Sam going into the UFO. Who knows what’s gonna happen to him? Well…he does. Kind of. He got to witness it all, but of course, that damn green cat was the cause of his new life. Xe put Sam into some kind of sleep, but with a kind of drug that didn’t look like any he could recall before passing out. But he wouldn’t be able to recall any of that anymore.

The other three, still in the camp waiting for him to come back, continuing their camping trip in silence. An hour passes and the UFO is back! It lands close by to them, and out comes two figures. One is the green cat, and xe’s holding something that looks human. It has yellow skin…a pink shirt……more accessories…..what the hell this isn’t the human xe kidnapped? Except yes it is. There’s the brown tank top underneath that pink shirt. There’s the shaggy and goatee, even if it looks a bit different. And his voice… despite it being extremely glitchy and compressed, it sounds like him. Turns out the cat just used something xe found at an apartment and tested it on Sam. Well…okay sure he looks different but, it’s still Sam!

The other three keep asking him things about what happened, if he’s okay, the typical. Except, he can’t recall. He’s a little off put by these faces. Who are these 3 guys and how do they know him? He doesn’t even know himself, he just feels, both overwhelmed and…silly? Well if the three talk it out with the green cat maybe they can get it to revert Sam back to norm- oh. The cat’s just left them behind. Great. Stuck with a curious “Sam” and three confused and concerned guys. Best thing they all can do is just go back to where they’re all living.

Over the last few months this…thing…resembles Sam less and less. He knew Kevin was a germaphobe, so why is he fine w/ being sick all the time and acting like it’s not a big deal? He used to keep Billy in check with his money, but now he’s the one spending all his money on decorations and internet related stuff, so how’s that fair? He used to get paranoid when Steven accidentally made a loud noise or spoke loudly, so why is he the loudest one out of the bunch? Especially when playing his games? It’s like he was the total opposite of what he’s supposed to be… He doesn’t even answer to Sam anymore, he has this weird name that isn’t even a name! He prefers to be called S4G3 because “1t c00l3r th4n d1s “S4M” n@m3”. He also has very colorful outfits, and it kind of hurts to look at.

So of course one day Billy grows extremely tired of this and goes to take matters into his in his own hands. He would have dragged Kevin with him, but for some reason he liked Kevin, despite Kevin not like him back. Doesn’t make sense either seeing how “S4G3” likes to spend time with Steven more. So Billy drags Steven along with him instead and leaves Kevin to deal with S4G3. Billy’s plan is to go back to the camp and be as stubborn as possible to get that green alien cat to change S4G3 back onto Sam and have Steven as backup.

Luckily first step of the plan worked. …can’t say that about the rest of the plan, because the green alien has something the other two don’t: an army and weapons. So wouldn’t you know it, they’re also on the chopping block for getting the “gnarpian” treatment. Except instead of whatever was used to create Sam into S4G3, Billy gets this…splinter? Oh and his legs cut off. And unfortunately, Steven watches the majority of that, but of course, there can’t be any witnesses, just experiment vessels. Steven gets a different treatment though, he just gets to listen to music… huh, odd. Hopefully this doesn’t alter his brain in anyway.

Well, another few hours go past, and Kevin is still not enjoying S4G3 company. So when he heard a knock at the door, he was relieved to answer it and ignore S4G3 for a minute or two. Except it was the green cat at the door and tossed the other two back into the apartment, threatening to not bother xe again or else he’d be next and it would be the worst experiment out of the 4 of them. So of course that puts enough fear into Kevin to not want to even talk to xem. …which is unfortunate because now instead of Billy and Steven returning, xe gave him a weird stylized wooden mannequin and Steven but with flashier clothes. …oh. They were also used for experiments. And they also behaved like S4G3 when he first came into existence. Confused and not like themselves. Steven wasn’t as bad, just extra and his personality revolved more around his music gig. Billy though? He’s barely stubborn anymore, he’s more compassionate and caring than rude. He’s also now a hard worker, even of said work is all about wood. That wouldn’t be too much of a problem if the equipment he used was so loud all the time and he wasn’t so confused and anxious majority of the time he interacted with the others.

Great. Something more bothersome for Kevin to suck up and deal with for who knows how long.

TLDR: Sam became Infected ripoff, Billy became Mark ripoff, Steven became a Brock ripoff (even though they’re both music lovers, not much there was changed), and Kevin is…Kevin. (This Kevin isn’t 20 years later in a bad way Kevin, more of Inadvertent Hero Kevin)

Okay! Now back to our regularly scheduled angst!

3rd: Hacker AU

Ever wondered how you could access the outside barriers on the EKH RP game, or wondered what’s the other houses like, but they’re just beyond your reach? Yeah, so did this Sam…in a way.

The day of the house fire. It starts like normal. Billy sticking gum in Kevin’s hair at school, Kevin telling on Him, Billy dragging Sam along to try and get aid to Egg Kevin’s House. The little kid Sam this time though, was getting deja vu, like he’s done this before… but regardless, he declines. Of course he does. He can’t damage his friend’s house! And there it goes. Up in flames. With a woman screaming from inside it. And there they both go, running from it. 20 years later happens. At the burnt house of his old friend’s. To make a video with his two other friends. They go in and out of the house, night after night, and it still feels all too familiar. But, it’s just gotta be that feeling you get…and don’t listen to. They come across Kevin…the basement gets lit on fire. The two of thEm escape, and Kevin is spared. Once they start running, everything goes black.

The day of the house fire. It starts like normaL. Billy sticking gum in Kevin’s hair at school, Kevin telling on him, Billy dragging Sam along to try and get aid to Egg Kevin’s House. Hasn’t she done this before? Who knows. She begrudgingly helps Billy to Egg Kevin’s House. And there it goes. Up in flames. With a woman screaming from inside it. And there they both go, running from it. 20 years later happens. At the burnt house of her old friend’s. To make a video with his two other friends. They go in and out of the house, night after night, and…again, this feels all too recognizable. She could have sworn she’s done this before…maybe it was just a segment of that nightmare she had and just now remembering. …so why did she see herself as a guy? Dreams can be weird. They come across Kevin…the basement gets lit on fire. The two of them escape, and Kevin is…killed. Once they start running, everything goes bLack.

The day of the house fire. It starts…with Sam trying tO backtrack. He really doesn’t want to be here, especially with Billy in his cranky kid mood. But it’s hard to. Why can’t he go back where he came from? He keeps pushing against the invisible force., all while Billy is calling out to Sam that he looks silly and not in a good way. Sam keeps pushing and pushing and pushing, he so desperately doesn’t want anything bad to happen to any of them. After some more pushing, he finally is allowed out of Kevin’s house area…and into a black void? Where’d he go? Where were the other houses? Turns out the idea he had was more scary than actual being called a coward by his friend Billy. …Billy wasn’t around either. Where-

The panicking kicks into high gear once he spots a group of infamous figures, dubbed hackers. Trouble making, rumor spreading creature criminals that ranged from not-so-chaoTic, like John Doe to “should be killed for their crimes”, like 1x1x1x1. And speaking of 1x1x1x1, right behind the child Sam was said hacker, who already knew who they were. They both had a chat, Sam scared of what was going on, like, extremely scared.. he wanted his…parents? …he doesn’t recall having those, let alone their names. It then turned into a kind of vent session after JoHn told 1x1x1x1 to calm themselves and let the child speak their mind. So after the vent session 1x1x1x1 went off the walls a bit and told them none of that was real. John couldn’t zip them up on time, so that lead the little child to be shocked and confused. That’s when the entirety of life was spilled to the child Sam. First was showing they only had four total “models”: Male & FemalE child and adult “models”. After altering the little male Sam child into their adult “model” so they could get a better understanding of all of this, 1x1x1x1 lead them to the gender option screen, and let Sam at it. He hesitates to select the female, but when she selects it, things start to click; she wasn’t in control of anything. Back and forth, male - female -male -female, they couldn’t believe even simple things weren’t up to them. Finally fed up with their identity crisis, just slammed their fist against both choices, and something felt different at that point, but it didn’t matter. Nothing at that point didn’t matter. 1x1x1x1 still had more to spill though. Billy, Steven, Kevin, the nurse, all of those people, none of them were real. Whereas Sam could think multiple things, it was said they all “went with the flow” with whateveR came out Sam’s mouth. Sam could sometimes move wherever they wanted, the others had a path. The more information Sam learnt, the more they hated everything and everyone around them, growing distant from the character they were made out to bE.

With all of that learned, 1x1x1x1 finally put them to a test. They sent them to Night 1, when the three of them were standing outside the house. The other two discussing about making a video, and Sam just standing there, looking upset in an angered type of way. This lead to the other two asking what was the matter with Sam, with nothing being said. So of course, it was taken as the “…” option, which lead to Sam snapping in a violent way. The world around them started to crumble while they seemingly spewing nonsense, saying how “they don’t actually care” and “you guys aren’t real”. The area around the three of them getting worse and worse, opening up to static and void, even opening Kevin’s house showing how confused he is. It’s getting harder and harder to balance on the broken streets, grass, overall land beneath the other 3. Billy starts hoping around on different platforms, trying to reach Sam and trying to “reason” with them. He screwed up with one question when he reaches Sam and states “Try and calm down. This isn’t like you at all, what’s gotten into you?” Sam then stops dwelling for that moment, turns to look at Billy, with the most angered face they have ever put on, and goes on to tell him that they finally realize that everyone and everything around them was the problem, and they’re finally realizing it. But of course, Billy has to go on and rub salt into the wound, by stating that right now, thanks to Sam, they’re causing most of the issue, which, while true, isn’t what they needed, leading to their hands sparking, resembling the colors of 1x1x1x1 as if their influence finally rubbed onto Sam themself. Nothing this, Sam goes in for a brutal beating to their so-called friend, and causes him to go completely red, literally. He starts glitching out, unable to speak, turning the color red, until he finally falls to the ground like a ragdoll. But oh no, they can’t just stop at Billy. In a fit of rage, they start to approach the other two who are just staring in horror. The next one to get “killed off” is Steven while Kevin makes a run for it. Or, at least he tries to. The terrain around him is hard to navigate, but just as Steven’s being finished off, Sam is finishing him off, they catch sight of Kevin and teleport right in front of him, saying how they’ll feel little remorse for erasing Kevin, but not enough to not do it. And just before erasing Kevin, he’s able to ask why and how. Sam swiftly explains how they don’t like their emotions being toyed with. Not anymore at least.

They’re all glitched out corpses now. There’s still more to erase to, but not before having another chat w/ 1x1x1x1, being encouraged to keep it up, because of how much more freeing it is. Except, unfortunately, it can only be done in the “world” of Egg Kevin’s House, because you’d never see a Sam outside that game, ever. But hey, at least they can do whatever they want in that world, toy w/ the other 3, and dress differently instead of the same brown attire (in which the outfit was gifted by John Doe). It didn’t look like much, but that was because it was an older outfit. Still, the newly named 1nS4Mity is a free roaming semi-hacker in their world of Egg Kevin’s House.

TLDR: This is just a 4th wall breaker type of AU, but w/ angst and hackers.

Okay! Last 3! I have been typing the ones above for….about 6 hours now. I’m dead serious 😭 But luckily! These next ones don’t have too much of a story to them (yet(?)), so this should be quick and easy!

4th: 7 Deadly Sins

Honestly I just did this one for two reasons: 1, I like the idea of 7 deadly sins. It can be fun to mess w/ imo. 2, it had been a while since I made an AU, so my mind just came up w/ this idea

Basically, the more a person acts like their ideal sins, the more likely they are to become said sin. In order:

Kevin becomes Wrath after loathing about his mother’s death in his house

Billy becomes Greed after making clickbait video after clickbait video and it actually working and gaining him some revenue

Soon after, Steven, being Pride. He believes that w/o his help, Billy’s ideas would be absolutely garbage.

And lastly, Sam, becoming Sloth. A mix of depression and not needing to do much while the others are doing what they do as sinful entities, so he just decides to sleep in, day after day after day after day..and yeah.

5th: {No real AU name for this}

Soooo this is a goofy one, and I mean, goofy. It’s a crossover of my two favorite Roblox games w/ a dash of their worst endings, this being Warmonger for EKH, and Monster for Overnight (iirc). (If you haven’t watched/played Overnight, highly recommended as there’s spoilers for this game in this AU)

Basically a little after the Warmonger ending, it clicks w/ Sam that this whole “killing people off hobby” is oddly therapeutic, and if Billy isn’t around to judge him, then he could do whatever he wanted, even breaking the law! So he basically becomes this gleeful ball of madness, killing anyone and everyone off in creative ways, while also having this demon as a sort of sidekick (it’s taken the role watching out for Sam (or Warmonger as he prefers) in case he ends up in a prison or almost dead).

6th and most recent one: Pirates AU

It should be obvious what this is about. Now since it’s new, I can’t share a shortened version of the story as I don’t fully have one, but I can share the fact that Billy is the captain of his crew, with Sam being second captain, Steven being the one to help Billy get his crew, and Kevin ………………..

There’s also the side characters in this actually!

The news reporter still being that, just old timey, Nurse Adam’s being a siren now, and the fire fighter being a ghost pirate captain. :D

Oh also Billy prefers others to be called Captain Billy for his crew, and William for strangers/enemies, Sam is Samuel and hates the shortened version of his name, Steven being Stephen, and Kevin still being Kevin lmao.

OKAY, ALL DONE, FINALLY, IM ALL DONE TYOINF ALL THAT OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO LONG 😭

But I still have artworks to show off, one for each AU, but trust me, I have alloooottt of art on these AUs, and more to come, so if this does well I’ll show more! Most likely on Twt first tho

1st: Virus AU

2nd: Regretevator AU

3rd: Hacker AU

4th: Deadly Sins AU

5th: Unnamed AU

6th: Pirate AU

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