#did i do that right?

[pickleskisser]

hii!! I really liked your pickles headcanons and the part about meeting his family was my favorite! if you have the time could I request hcs for meeting the family for the rest of the boys? if not the rest of them then just skwisgaar would be fine!

remember to drink water, eat a snack, and take plenty of breaks!

(ps can i be spade anon?)

HIIII !! Omg thank you sm I had a lot of fun with it lolz. And yeah I can so do that for you :p fair warning it's very improvised since info on these dude's parents are scarce but I hope it's enjoyable anyways ☆

Meeting the Parents HCs

Nathan Explosion

The one you have to worry least about, his parents are sweethearts.

Though his mom will have an eye on you both the whole time.

I feel like Nathan has a record of getting entangled with people who were not so good for him, so it isn't personal or anything she's just on the fence at first.

Once she realizes you're not like that, though, and genuinely love Nathan and, in turn, treat him how he deserves, she's alllllllll over you.

She's going to want your number, your Skype, your Facebook, everything.

She'll pull out the baby pictures too. It greatly embarrasses your brutal boyfriend.

His dad would be the same, on the fence a little, but he overall trusts Nathan a little more.

He might try to plan a fishing trip, though, and Nathan is going to be all over that, so good luck getting out of that if you viscerally dislike fishing.

Overall, don't sweat it! As long as you treat their boy right, they love you, and you might as well be family now.

Toki Wartooth

Oh boy. So I'm not sure you could ever really meet his parents?

He doesn't like talking about them. You probably didn't even learn anything about them until late in your relationship.

If you were to hypothetically meet them, well, you're only meeting his mom.

Aslaug would be dead at this point so there wouldn't be much of an option.

Anja is a cold woman with high unachievable standards. So don't take the fact she won't even speak to you too personally.

If you're religious in the Christian sense, you might have a small chance of approval… but then again, you're dating Toki Wartooth of Dethklok, and you had to learn about him somewhere. Goddamn devil music.

Don't even waste your breath. All that matters is how much you and Toki love each other.

William Murderface

It's not willing on his part at all.

Stella is showing up unannounced, ranting and raving about not telling her he finally got hitched, and he must just want her to die or something.

He's snippy and miserable the whole time. Not miserable in the same sense Pickles was, he's more annoyed than anything.

Stella isn't the most gentle woman. She's abrasive and loud and can be partial to physical violence, but she does care a little bit about her grandson.

She really sucks at showing it, and definitely fucked him up with her parenting style (if his emotional constipation and short fuse didn't make that clear) but she did step up when his parents died instead of letting him go through the system, so.

All this to say, she's giving you a shotgun talk.

William will pry it out of her hands, of course, and curse her out for it, but it's happening !!

After that, though, don't worry, you're family now. Actually, maybe you should worry.

This means that whatever small politeness she whipped up before is long gone, you're a Murderface now, you are going to get treated like one.

Although William couldn't care less about his grandmother's opinion, he cares about yours. So, to see you embracing his family in full stride without getting scared off is more than heartwarming to him.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Again, it's fully unwilling on his end. It would honestly have to be something you want.

I think it's needless to say his relationship with his mom is weird. He truthfully wouldn't mind never seeing her again, especially after the events of fatherklok.

But again, if you really, really, want it then, yeah, he'll take you down to Sweden.

Surfetta doesn't have much of an opinion on you. What you are to her son is no concern to her.

She's most likely tipsy the whole time and disappearing for periods at a time.

The whole thing will feel like a waste of time, and Skwisgaar is stressed.

Don't worry he just needs to play his Thunderhorse for a few hours, and maybe a little bit of laying on top of you with his head on your chest listening to the sound of your heartbeat… just a little.

[scottsummers-xmen]

I know there are desperate sluts in the area! I have a mirror!

[jayxel1102]

GRRRAHH my mind is so forgetful k? It's Fiddfriday I luv u Fiddleford so I did some doodles here the other day!

[unovan-gardener]

crunching on ice again

call that uh-

i had a joke what was my joke

ROLE REVERSAL!

crunching on ice again call those role reversal

cause

cause im a grass type

and type advantage

[doctor-feelings]

whatever. i dont even. psh. care. that you saw that. cause it's true

hey everybody!

look at this!

what now

what do i do after the life tip leo

did i even do the life tip right? i dont think i did

[emoooii]

Emoooii's Poem

Emoooii,

Rhymes with Julie,

You could make a cool movie,

Here's some jewellery

Joffy’s reply

Joffy!

Reminds me of coffee,

Which makes me smile like toffy,

Here is a moth-y

[memesnotwelcome]

Vote you wankers.

[theriverspath]

You’ve been called upon to plan drag to perform tomorrow. What are you doing? Go into as much detail as you like!

Ok, so my brain blue-screened at this hard, and I had to let it sit while I thought about it. Here's what percolated up: A 1940's nightclub stage. Gold velvet curtains in the background. A gold toned vintage microphone stand catches the spotlight at center stage.

I'm behind the mic, sporting a white tux. Silk top hat at an angle. Gold ring on my right pinkie. Pale face paint highlights a smudged red lip and the exaggerated single tear painted down one cheek. I channel my inner torch singer and give a heartbreaking performance to Vera Lynn's "A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square."

[weirdo09]

mike: your boyfriend is hot. max: i know right? max: WAIT WHAT? mike: *evil grin* max: i forgot you’re gay as shit. mike: *scoff* you didn’t have to say that. lucas: what are we talking about? mike & max: HOLY SHIT!

[euphreana]

sword comic char des.clip for WIP Wednesday? Yeah, I agree the 3 line rule doesn't work as well for art/comics as it does for fic. :)

Re:

[sincerecinnamon]

TUMBLR TEST: I like your shoelaces :)

Thanks, I got them from the president

[lady-phasma]

Hey, dear! Are you accepting requests only for Feyd or for Daemon as well? And if it's just a feud, would you be willing to make an exception? (can I be identified as anon #🔥?)

For you? Anything! 😉

I wasn't sure if I was going to re-open Daemon requests but I'm finally writing for him again after my hiatus. Now that I'm doing it again, it just feels natural. Maybe I'll update my masterlist too so it doesn't just say Feyd. I'm excited to hear your request and see if it's something I can do!

(Disclaimer: I have no idea how anon tags work because I've never used them and Google was not helpful. I'll do my best!)

[tenderloveviolence]

Ngl i think if theres one point in time to make and post your art? Totally is like right now :3

Fuck it we ball

Maaaan I got NOTHIN ;-;

I ain't got shit, tho when I do decide to post what I do have, I have to send it to my phone from my tablet and a lot of the time my phone isnt to happy about it

It's fine tho I'll figure it out ig

I can post unfinished shit since that's mostly all I got

[fourthgem]

Guess who I am!! I bet you can’t ‘cause you’re such a stupid face >:D

your face!!!!

[wrapped-up]

Not me starting a fic that's actually set in the WIZARDING WORLD!!??!

[esereblog]

A person destined for greatness is a failure but somehow she manages to fail upwards. Also the supposed dark lord wants to be a baker.

EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible