#even Obama Wins! isn’t too bad I still enjoyed it

[methinmycoffee]

Season 16 rankings!

From best to worst:

Cash for Gold (Ep. 2)

Butterballs (Ep. 5)

Going Native (Ep. 11)

Reverse Cowgirl (Ep. 1)

Jewpacabra (Ep. 4)

Cartman Finds Love (Ep. 7)

Sarcastaball (Ep. 8)

Raising the Bar (Ep. 9)

Insecurity (Ep. 10)

A Scause for Applause (Ep. 13)

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining (Ep. 6)

A Nightmare on FaceTime (Ep. 12)

Faith Hilling (Ep. 3)

Obama Wins! (Ep. 14)

[cycwrites]

WIP Things aka Unofficial Fic Tease

In order to remind myself that I’ve left all of you hanging for the rest of my trilogy rewrite, I thought I would post my unbeta’d, unedited, good with the bad chapter 1 for the second movie. I also have hope that it will make me feel guilty for taking so damn long and get back to it. Especially since I’ve basically closed myself off from writing (and the muses) and I’m trying to pry the doors back open because I really do miss sharing my stories with you guys.

I wrote this well over a year ago, along with a 2nd chapter that deals with the Dean’s office, and really just hope you like it.��

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About Damn Time 

Chapter One: So That Happened

Word Count: 2600 -------- ~B~

At the end of Beca’s junior year, two things of note happened.

First: Chloe, once again, made the decision to stay with Beca and the Bellas and failed Russian Lit for the third time.  Beca had tried to talk her out of it, torn between wanting Chloe to move forward in her life beyond Barden and guilt that she was relieved they wouldn’t have to figure out how to work a long distance relationship. She wasn’t ready to try that and couldn’t imagine leading the group without her.  But Chloe had insisted this was where she’d wanted to be and she didn’t feel like she was missing out on anything.

Second: The Bellas were asked to perform at President Obama’s 50th birthday celebration at the Kennedy Center on August 8th.

Beca had laughed when the call had come through the never used landline at the Bella house.

“Good afternoon, this is Mack Johnson and I’m calling on behalf of the White House…”

“Yeah right. Nice try, Jesse.” She hung up and pulled out her cell phone as she walked into the kitchen. Pausing by the counter she typed out a quick message to him.

Beca: I’ve gotta give you points for originality though. You almost sounded like an actual adult.

She poured herself a glass of lemonade before he answered.

Jesse: I’m going to take that as a compliment and ignore the wound to my manly pride, but I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Beca: Whatever you say, ‘Mack.’ If you’d said you were calling from anywhere but the White House I might’ve let you keep talking.

Instead of answering via text, Jesse called her.

“Are you day drinking, Mitchell?” Jesse clucked his tongue. “Without your lesbro? I’m hurt, Becaw.”

“I was going to ask you the same thing.” Beca lifted her glass and took a sip. “What inspired your call today?”

“Uh, your cryptic and confusing texts to me, of course.” Jesse chuckled. “Want to clue me in?”

Beca sighed. “Man you’re committed to this.”

“To what?”

Beca set her glass on the counter. “Fine – you just called me and –” She jumped as the phone in the living room rang for only the second time in her years at Barden. “Pretended… to be… from the White House.”

“I thought you said you weren’t drinking?” Jesse laughed but it sounded distant as Beca watched Chloe answer the phone.

Her girlfriend’s blue eyes went wide and locked on Beca’s as she said, “I’m sorry, did you say you’re calling from the White House?”

“Jesse?” Beca said absently.

“Yes, Beca?” His voice took on an echo as all the blood drained from her face.

“I gotta go pass out now.” She swallowed dryly. “I’ll call you later.”

“Beca wa-”

Beca had remained frozen in the kitchen while Chloe became more and more animated, frantically scribbling down notes on the notepad sitting beside the phone, though her voice was carefully calm and collected. Then she’d run into the kitchen, screaming and jumping in excitement and talking faster than Beca’s shocked mind could process. Drawn by the commotion like a frat boy to a kegger, the rest of the girls soon joined the chaos while Beca still stood frozen by the counter as they swirled around her.

The school had allowed them to stay on campus through the summer so they could discuss songs and choreography. The time had been a whirlwind of security checks and practice and everything they planned needed to be vetted by the performance organizers. Of course, since they’d come to the Bellas after their third ICCA win in a row, there weren’t any real problems.

Until the night of the performance when one set of tangled silks and a desire for no panty lines wrecked everything.

No pun intended.

~B~ Sunday, August 24th, 2014

Beca lay on their bed and stared at the ceiling, listening to Chloe pace beside her.

“I’ve ruined everything.” Pace to the head of the bed. “Destroyed our reputation.” Pace back to the foot. “Made the Bellas a joke.”

Beca sighed and pushed herself up on her elbows. “Chloe. It’s a capella. It’s already a jo-” She stopped as Chloe spun to face her, outraged. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it.” Beca tried a smile. “I was just trying to lighten the mood.” She let it slip when Chloe just stared at her and Beca dropped back down to gaze at the ceiling. “Won’t make that mistake again.”

“I’m the one who gave Amy the green-light to do ‘Wrecking Ball.’” Chloe resumed pacing.

“Because, despite most of her claims, she actually had done some training on the silks before coming to the states.” Beca countered, as she had for the past three weeks. “She was good on them and never once in our rehearsals did she get tangled up.”

“But-”

“No.” Beca cut her off and sat up, pulling her legs up to sit cross legged and face her. “We all agreed to let her do it. It was a group vote.” She softened her voice and held out her hand. “This isn’t all on you, Chlo.”

With a sigh, Chloe took her hand and let herself be tugged onto the bed. Beca stretched back out and Chloe settled against her side. “It feels like it.”

“That’s because you’re the one who looks out for us.” Beca gently rubbed her back. “No one could’ve predicted this, love.”

“No…” Chloe said grudgingly. “But…”

Beca cut her off again. “There’s no buts.”

“Except Amy’s.” Chloe huffed, tension that had begun to fade making her stiffen up again in Beca’s arms. “All over the news.” She groaned. “Why didn’t I just use the cloth I was freaking holding to cover her up?”

“Same reason I didn’t,” Beca said reasonably, having heard a version of this several times before. “My mind went blank and I couldn’t move. I just… kept waiting to wake up.”

“Same.” Chloe pressed her nose to Beca’s shoulder. “I still am. This is such a nightmare.”

“She feels bad.” Beca offered. “It was her idea to do that press conference.” She winced as Chloe snorted.

“Yeah, where she then tried to show her ‘silk burn’ to the entire world.” Chloe sat up and pushed herself off the bed. “Again.” She resumed pacing and Beca’s mind hunted around for anything she could say to defuse things.

“At least we saved Aubrey’s college legacy from Pukegate?” Even as the words were out of her mouth Beca knew they were stupid and wrong.

“And ruined ours with Muffgate.” Chloe snarled.

“I wish I could find the asshole that came up with that. Bet it was those podcast people and of course everyone else jumped on it.” Beca made a face. “It was an accident and eventually there will be another crisis for them to focus on.” She slid over to the edge of the bed and swung her legs over. “It won’t be forever, Chlo.”

Pace, turn. “But tomorrow we go see the Dean.” Pace, turn. “With those podcast people who are apparently actually part of the Collegiate A Cappella Association.”

“They’re still weird and he’s an ass.” Beca stood up and stretched as she heard the door open at the bottom of the stairs. “Think you’ll be able to enjoy yourself at dinner tonight?”

Chloe stopped by the small table they inherited from Aubrey and took a deep breath. “Of course. It’s Amy’s birthday. I’m not going to ruin it for her.” She flashed Beca a small grin, the first in an hour. “Why do you think I’m up here instead of downstairs?”

“Speaking of,” a new voice said from the stairs. “There’s maybe… A situation.” Jessica smiled apologetically when they both looked at her as she reached the top.

Beca sighed. “Of course there is.”

“Do I even want to know?” Chloe pinched the bridge of her nose.

“Probably not, but Stacie sent me to get you.”

“Coward,” Beca muttered. “She knows I can’t hit you because you’re too nice.” She took a deep breath. “Okay, quick like ripping off a band-aid.”

“Amy’s sitting on the couch. With a towel on her lap.” Jessica hesitated.

“That’s… Why is that a big deal?” Chloe asked, confused.

“She’s… commando. Because of her silk burn.” The blonde’s shoulders bounced once but she didn’t say anything else.

“I swear to fucking god I’m going to glue underwear on her,” Chloe muttered under her breath.

Beca was struck by a horrible thought. “Is she sitting on another towel?”

“We were afraid she’d show us if we asked.” Jessica looked at Beca. “That’s when Stacie sent me to get you.”

“Why do I have to do it?” Beca knew she was whining but couldn’t help it.

“Because you’re the captain.” Jessica shrugged again. “You can threaten her with cardio if she tries to flash us again.”

“Yeah but Amy doesn’t always listen to me and I don’t want to have flashbacks.” Beca reluctantly headed for the stairs as Jessica started back down.

“Birthday or not…” Chloe muttered as she followed.

“I’m sure Lilly has a hot glue gun you can use,” Beca mused, not surprised to find Ashley hanging out in the hallway when they left the attic.

“Don’t tempt me.” Chloe didn’t say anything else the entire trip down the stairs.

Beca rounded the corner, passing Jessica and Ashley who had stopped in the entry and came to a halt herself, Chloe running into her back.

All she could see was the back of Amy’s head but she appeared to be looking straight at Lilly who sat cross-legged on the ottoman and staring back.

“Do I even want to know?” Beca turned her head toward Jessica but didn’t take her eyes off the scene.

“I didn’t ask that either,” came the whispered reply.

Beca took a bracing breath then walked into the living room. Despite the reassurance that the covering towel existed, Beca didn’t relax until she saw it for herself. It was nothing personal against Amy, but Beca just didn’t want to see any of the Bellas naked, Chloe being the obvious exception. You never knew when the visual would pop back in your head and Amy had already shown up enough in the past few weeks to last a lifetime.

“Amy.” Beca looked up at a sound from the kitchen and saw Stacie leaning in the doorway with Cynthia Rose and Flo sitting at the center island.

“Captain.” Amy didn’t turn her head or avert her gaze.

“Are you guys in a staring contest?” Beca frowned, looking between the two women. “And if so why?”

“I don’t know,” Amy lifted one shoulder. “All I know is she hasn’t blinked since she sat down and why take the risk of losing.”

Beca felt her eyes twitch at the thought. “Jesus, please cut it out before my eyes start watering.” She stepped between them and Amy closed her eyes in relief.

“Thanks, Shawshank. That was starting to burn.” She started to lift one corner of the towel to wipe her eyes and Beca threw out her hand.

“Nope. That stays there.” Chloe said it before Beca could.

“Please tell me you’re sitting on another towel.” Beca sighed and ran her hand through her hair.

“Of course I am!” Amy actually looked indignant. “I’m not a heathen, Beca.” She rolled her eyes. “The pants I want to wear to dinner are tight, so I’m giving my bits time to breathe first.”

“Now that’s in my head.” Cynthia Rose muttered from the kitchen.

“That’s in all our heads,” Ashley said from the doorway behind them.

“You could always wear that blue skirt,” Chloe offered diplomatically. “That way you’re not uncomfortable for your birthday dinner.”

“I do look hot in that.” Amy thought about it while the rest of them made sounds of agreement. “Alright, you’ve swayed me. And as it’s almost that time, guess I’ll go upstairs and change.” She started to stand as Beca moved back then paused. “If you’d all turn around and give me some privacy while I wrap?”

Beca rolled her eyes as she turned to face the front window that, thankfully, had the curtains drawn. “That’s what you get for being half naked in the public areas of the house.”

“I got bored in my room.” Beca heard Amy stand up and the rustle of fabric. “Alright, I’m decent.”

“Hey!”

Beca jumped at the unexpected shout and looked over her shoulder. Stacie had come out of the kitchen and was pointing at the couch.

“That’s my favorite towel!” Outage filled her face. “I was looking for that for over a week!”

“It’s also the softest towel in the house.” Amy said as she picked it up, tucking the other firmly around her waist. “It’s the only thing that doesn’t hurt when I’m sitting.”

A choked sound from behind her brought Beca’s eyes back around to Chloe, who was biting the inside of her cheek and trying not to giggle. “I’m sure she’ll wash it before she gives it back.”

Beca tried to choke back her laugh and ended up sounding like a pug with a cold as she snickered into her hand.

“I think…” Stacie sighed. “Happy Birthday, Amy. It’s all yours.”

“You sure, Stretch?” Amy threw the towel in question over her shoulder. “I don’t think I’ll need it for much longer.”

“Yup.” Stacie nodded emphatically. “I’ll go get another one this weekend.”

“Thanks, Stacie.” Amy smiled at her before her lips twisted slightly. “Sorry I didn’t ask first.”

“’S okay.” Stacie shrugged. “Now go get changed so we can celebrate your day.”

“Are you allowed to give me orders on my birthday?” Amy mused as she headed for the stairs.

“Probably not,” Beca said. “But I’ll probably do it anyway.”

“Bossy.” Chloe whispered behind her and Beca flashed her a grin.

“Alright.” Beca clapped her hands once. “Show’s over, let’s go get our party outfits on and get some grub. We’ve got a Bella to celebrate.”

Stacie walked past her, shaking her head. “Bossy.”

Beca let her head fall back as she stared at the ceiling. “I can’t with you two.”

“What?” Stacie paused in the door to the entry. “Did we do the thing again?”

“Yup.” Chloe pushed Beca toward the stairs. “I called her that thirty seconds ago.” She high fived Stacie over Beca’s shoulder when the tall woman grinned and held out her hand.

“Score one for us.” Stacie laughed and started up the stairs.

“I hate you guys.” Beca said weakly as she followed.

“Liar,” Chloe laughed and ran her hand down Beca’s back.

“Maybe.” Beca let Chloe go before her.

“Definitely.”

“Yeah yeah,” Beca waved her up the stairs, unable to help admiring the way Chloe’s muscles flexed as she moved. “But seriously, my stomach just woke up and if I don’t feed it soon it’s going to take over the world.”

“Aye aye, Captain.” Stacie saluted as she stepped into her room.

“Smartass,” Beca threw back.

“And you love it.” Stacie closed the door with a laugh.

“Stop flirting with Stacie and let’s go change before you get hangry.” Chloe took her hand and tugged on it.

“She wishes,” Beca muttered but followed Chloe up to their room, ignoring the ‘Often’ that came from Stacie’s room behind them.

‘She’s got bat hearing, I swear.’ Beca thought to herself as she went to the closet to get her outfit for the night.

Tomorrow was still looming over them, but Beca pushed it all away, determined to think about Amy and the Bellas for the rest of the night.

It was one mistake and they’d just won three years in a row. Surely they weren’t in that much trouble.

Right?

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

You seem into musicals. Can you tell me what's wrong with Hamilton? When I first heard of it in 2016 it was praised. But then people started criticizing it angrily, saying it was racist and classist. I didn't look into it more for a long time cuz i didn't care, i dont even know the plot. But it's all over my dash again and I googled it and all I can find are opinion pieces insulting the lyricist's musical skill and saying "Hamilton is bad in every way." without providing a reason.

Oh girl, it 100% got the typical tumblr cringe culture treatment. Hamilton was (still is) super popular in real life, and the weirdos on here can’t be caught dead liking things earnestly, especially not something that other people like! You silly goose. Enjoying things is cringy! So, like every other piece of popular media that tumblr liked, it quickly turned around to tear it to shreds and claim anyone who likes this award-winning musical is #cringe (I guess that includes Barack Obama LOL).

Because it’s tumblr, they’ll never actually admit to hating something for the petty need to feel superior to others by being edgy and hating mainstream media; they have to claim it’s evil and that those who enjoy it are bigoted. I mean, I think what Lin-Manuel Miranda and the original diverse cast of Hamilton did was insert people of color into the myth of America, and I mean myth in the sense that history can get to the point where it’s like a cultural myth. We all know damn well that the Founding Fathers were white slave owners, but Hamilton gives actors of color a chance to insert themselves into the story of the beginning of America. But tumblr completely reduces it to “It’s about slave owners so it’s evil and liking it is bad.” Were there fans on here who stanned the Founding Fathers? Yes, but anyone with common sense knows that’s a tiny minority of fans of this musical lol. All fandoms do stupid shit. People (not just on tumblr, even edgelords on twitter) act like Hamilton is #neoliberal propaganda to get people to stan colonizers, but it’s really just a musical telling the story of the complicated people that were the Founding Fathers lol. History is messy but worth talking about, and making art from history isn’t wrong. Everyone not dipped in 10 layers of cynicism knows that. The best was when I saw some non-American on twitter ranting about how evil Lin-Manuel Miranda is for writing a musical about slave owners and like....girl you don’t even live here lol. Just don’t listen to the musical.

I also find it pretty insulting to the diverse casts of Hamilton to imply that they’re somehow too stupid to realize they’re a part of this #propaganda, or even outright malicious for being in a piece of media that tries to present the thoughts and motivations of these historical figures. The same goes for poc who are fans of it. It’s like...some people really think poc are stupid, huh. You think they don’t know the complicated start of America??? Maybe they’re more informed than you but have, wait for it, critical thinking skills 🤔. But I digress.

Tl;dr the fact that you could only find vague opinion pieces like “musical bad!” is telling. Tumblr just hates Hamilton because of cringe culture, and fails to realize that most people outside of this site still like it—as is the case for most things this site hates lol. Even if you wind up listening to it and not liking its style, I think you’ll see the hate is way overblown.

Edit: wait LMAO how the fuck is it classist?

[relationshipsandpolitics]

Part 3

Since I last posted, we’ve gotten word that a certain rich asshole is going to enter the race.  Now, I could do 500 words on why this guy is awful, but it would sort of go against my belief that just because someone is really rich does not mean we need to pay extra attention to them and their thoughts.   This guy is not winning the nomination, won’t even poll about 3% in most states, and overall is not worth the amount ink that will surely be spilled on his campaign.  Next.

Joe Biden. Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders

So we are down to the final 3.  One of those 3 objectively should have been culled much earlier.  If I was doing this purely based on the level of support for each candidate, this guy would have been cut about 8 candidates ago.  But Joe Biden is still the front runner, consistently leading national polls and absolutely killing it in several early primary states like South Carolina.  Biden remains popular among black voters, who serve as the lifeblood of the Democratic party. Even though his policies and personality suck, he is unique from all the other shitty centrist candidates.  So he gets his own takedown.

Joe Biden is a very old man hoping to blind the voters with his connection to President Obama.  And for the most part, it’s working like a charm. Forget the fact that he is a rambling, incoherent mess during campaign stops.  Forget his abysmal views on race, including his support for segregated busing and racist colleagues.  Forget the fact this guy railroaded Anita Hill and still can’t sufficiently apologize to her.  Forget all the bad parts of Joe Biden.  That’s what he is banking on.  Biden is trying to win not based on policy or his strategy for improving the lives of everyday Americans.  No, he is trying to win by painting a false image of who he is and how electable he would be.  Biden is basing his entire campaign on appealing to low-key racist white suburbanites who don’t want to pay more taxes.  That’s his base.  And it’s not an awful strategy.  But it highlights something terrible about the Democratic voter.

The average Democratic primary voter appears to support progressive causes.  They want to see Social Security expanded.  They support a $15 minimum wage and gun control.  They support paid family leave and some form of universal health care.  But the average Democratic voter of a certain age, race and class level doesn’t want to fight for those things.  Because while they agree with those policies in principle, they won’t be that affected by them, and more importantly, would have to pay more in taxes.  So they say they support these goals yet refuse to put any skin into the game to achieve them.   The other possibility is that they would support enacting these policies and paying a bit more, but they don’t think anyone else would and thus think we need to support the least-controversial candidate.  No one really likes Joe Biden, or if they do, no one can really identify what exactly he is running for.   Even though health care remains a joke in this country, Biden isn’t arguing to make it better.  He isn’t supporting a wealth tax.  What is this man running on except a vague idea about returning dignity to the American worker.  Yet voters still support him, either because they know he actually won’t change anything (except make it ok to be gay again) or because they think not changing anything is the only way for a Democrat to win.

The American voter (not just Democratic voters) collectively is a stupid person.  They personally want a politician to enact massive change to better their lives, yet believe the ideal candidate is a moderate who won’t do anything major, and still someone in doing nothing substantial, will improve their lives.  Then, just to double down on that stupidity, they will vote the opposition party into power in Congress to ensure nothing happens, all because they love compromise. Of course, the last thirty years of politics have shown that bipartisanship is a myth.

The American voter is both very ignorant and very naïve.  We accept that.  But it’s tougher to accept that from our politicians.  At a recent fundraiser for millionaires, Biden touted his sincere belief that when Trump goes, Republicans will have an epiphany and start working with him to make our country better.  Folks, this is disqualifying.  The sheer insanity of that belief needs to be a deal breaker.  Biden, in the very same speech to the very same contingent of rich assholes, said that he personally called dozens of Republicans to get Merrick Garland on the Supreme Court.  The Republicans said no and pulled a move so disgusting and unprecedented that we will never see something worse in our lifetimes.  And this was all before Trump was even nominated.

Joe Biden is an idiot. He also is in the bag of the rich. He regularly attends fundraisers hosted by lobbyists for some of the most nefarious industries.  His campaign is mostly funded by Wall Street and Health Insurance.  And how do you think he’ll govern once in office?  Will he go after these bad actors?  Or will he appoint them to his Cabinet?  Remember, this is the guy who worked in an administration that wanted Larry Summers as Fed Chief.  He appointed Timothy Geithner as Secretary of the Treasury.

Joe Biden would continue the worst aspects of Obama’s administration without all the good stuff. He’d be in his late 80’s by the time his second term ended, too.  For the love of all that we hold holy, we cannot nominate Biden.

It is now time for the top two candidates.  I would happily vote for either of these candidates, so my choice for one is not a slight on the other.  Each candidate has issues, but they are minor compared to what they bring to the table. So I urge you to vote early and often for either of them.

Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders

A presidential candidate should make you excited to vote for them.  It can’t just be “I can’t vote for the other guy so I guess you’ll do.”  It’s a recipe for disaster.  People need a reason to take a couple hours of their day, find parking, wait in a long line, deal with eighty-year old volunteers who yell at you to close the curtain more, and then go into work and deal with their daily amount of shit.  People need a reason to see the process of voting as exciting.  

I think Bernie and Elizabeth are the only two candidates one can reasonably get excited about.  I’m not saying everyone will be excited by them because a lot of people don’t support their policies.  I call these people assholes.  But can anyone honestly say they are excited to vote for Amy Klobuchar or Joe Biden? Even if you support their bland policy proposals which consist of “we need better jobs but fuck if I know how to do that.”

But which one to choose?

I’m going to start with Bernie.  The negatives against him are one of perception rather than reality, but in politics its not the truth that wins out but what you can convince people the truth is. And Bernie will definitely be portrayed as an out-of-touch Socialist.  While the youngins like the word “socialism” the majority of the electorate is still scared to death of the term because they equate social democratic government as the Soviet Union and bread lines.  In other words, most people are stupid.   Sanders best hope would be to hammer home how amazing European countries are, the benefits they enjoy without all the negatives that Republicans conjure up in places like Venezuela. Unfortunately, Republican messaging still rules the day.   Even if you could strap a person in a chair and explain point by point why Sweden and Denmark work as social democracies, they still wouldn’t get it.

Trump will absolutely attack Bernie for being a socialist, and the problem compared to the other candidates he would attack for being a socialist is that the suburban Democratic voters would actually believe him.  Bernie absolutely will upend the system, and a lot of people are still benefiting from that system.  People like my parents.  They have a good amount of money but are not rich.  Taxes going up on them will impact their daily lives, and most of the benefits Bernie is advocating for would not benefit them.  There is a lot of good research out there that suggests the key for Democrats to win across the board is to get the suburban moderate vote. And there is a legitimate argument that Bernie will not get that vote.  Now, one can say that those voters would never vote for Trump. But you must remember a very important thing about politics: white people can get pretty racist when they think you’ll take money away from them.

But here’s what I love about Bernie.  He is entirely genuine in his advocacy for the poor and working class. Most politicians say they care, of course.  They give a speech supporting raising the minimum wage or not cutting Medicaid. But they also tie themselves with rich donors and businesses whenever they can.  They support the poor until there is a good reason not to.  Not Bernie.  He’s been singing the same tune since the sixties.  He doesn’t care if it isn’t popular. He’ll make it become popular. Bernie almost single handedly shifted the conversation on universal health care.  We are talking about paid family leave and free college because of him. And the man deserves credit for that.

Bernie has been hit a lot from the Democratic establishment.  People are still sore that he had the audacity to challenge Hillary Clinton.  Even though he endorsed and campaigned heavily for her after dropping out in 2016, there is still a narrative that he sabotaged her campaign.  Let’s be clear, though.  The reason why the establishment Democratic contingency dislikes Bernie is because he thinks they are just as corrupt as the Republicans.  Which is true.  Democrats work out of the same bubble as Republicans.  They rub shoulders with the same Wall Street donors. Try calling up your Democratic Senator to get an in-person meeting.  Now look at who does get those meetings.  I support Bernie because he actually is trying to change our corrupt political system.  A politician can’t work within the given system without being corrupted by it. The system is a cancer that needs to be destroyed.  

Bernie has said some dumb things and has held some dumb positions.  This can’t be denied.  He’s been accused of being a racist, sexist and homophobe.  Some of this is absolute bullshit and some of it is based on dumb things he’s said.   But judging by the policies the man has supported, the votes he has taken, and what he has said during the 2016 and 2020 campaigns, does anyone honestly believe him to be a racist, sexist or homophobe?

If you are having a tough time getting behind Bernie, I’d ask yourself the following questions:

Do you honestly believe he would pursue anti-women and anti-reproductive rights policies?

Do you think a more robust paid family leave policy, along with a policy promoting affordable childcare, would significantly benefit women?

Do you think Bernie would restrict LGBTQ rights or would he expand protections for this group?

Do you genuinely believe Bernie would support or champion policies that would discriminate against black people?  

Do you think health care is a crisis in this country and everyone should have access to it? If so, do you think Bernie makes the situation better or worse?

Do you think a president should fill his administration with people from the financial and insurance industries?  Do you think Bernie would do this?

Do you think millionaires and billionaires should be taxed more and more money should go into programs that help the poor and middle class?

Should college be free or at least much more affordable?

Ask yourself these questions.  Don’t worry about whether he can get them passed.  Truth is it will be tough for any Democrat to get anything passed.  I’d be looking at which candidates are most willing to use executive orders (hint: it’s Bernie).

We can’t keep hedging our votes on what’s practical because the truth is everything is doable with enough willpower.   Think about how insane Social Security is as a legislative success.  We taxed everyone, rich and poor, to provide money to senior citizens for the rest of their lives.  That’s insane, and we did it.  Same with Medicare.  If you think are country needs massive changes to secure our future, vote for the candidate who is advocating for massive changes.  That candidate is Bernie Sanders and…..

Elizabeth Warren.  Everything good about Bernie can also be said about Elizabeth Warren.  This is a person who literally created an agency designed to help consumers go against corporations.  Warren has correctly diagnosed the problem for wealth and income inequality and a lot of the bad shit that’s been happening to the American worker. Corporations suck. Rich people suck. They both need to be taxed way more and we need to use those funds to give benefits to the poor and working class. Warren has a plan for pretty much everything, and that is a great thing.  She doesn’t talk in platitudes about restoring dignity to the working class. She identifies the problem and comes up with an actual solution.  

And for her efforts she gets skewered by her opponents and the media.  When Pete Buttigieg says we should invest more in affordable housing, no one pushes back on exactly what that means.  But when Warren releases a comprehensive plan to pay for Medicare for All, she is eviscerated.  Her plans should be critiqued, but they should also come with the acknowledgement that she has put in the work and is way more open with the American people than the other candidates.  The media and voters need to start making candidates pay a price for not articulating actual plans for their policy goals.  

Warren is fucking smart and driven.  She has the brain and energy to do the job.  She’s not a crackpot; she’s an advocate for the little guy.  Honestly, there isn’t much to criticize Warren on outside of how she will pay for her policy proposals.  But the media will attack what little they have while giving Trump and the more moderate Democrats a pass.  When Trump or Biden talk about strengthening the military, no one will ask what that means and how much it will cost.  But when Warren comes up with a tax plan to pay for free childcare, every single pundit will pounce the second some study comes out that her funding is off by a few million.

Of course, the dumbest part is the idea Warren needs to fully fund any proposal.  Right now, the economy has been doing great for about five years.  And in that whole time, we’ve been running huge deficits.  Maybe government spending without offsets isn’t such a big deal. Warren can’t say that because the media won’t allow her to.  It would be great if Warren could just say “things are going great now despite a trillion-dollar deficit, so why not get free healthcare for a $2 trillion-dollar deficit?”

That’s what I love most about Warren.  The lines of attack against her are so shitty.  Bernie has legitimate concerns that the Republicans will easily exploit. The best they can do with Warren is attack her policies, which are broadly popular.  And with Warren, you get a bunch of different contingencies that will come out for her.  You have women and those who want to see our first female president.  You get progressives excited about finally having a candidate who advocates for them with a fighting chance.  And because she is being so careful not to raise middle class taxes, I think you get a lot of the suburban vote.

I think Warren can win this thing.  She articulates the message well, she lacks genuine baggage and when compared to Trump, she comes off even better.  

So who is my final pick? I’m going with Elizabeth Warren. Not only does she hold most of the same policy positions as Sanders, but she also is fundamentally opposed to the corporate interests that got us to this point.  And I think she can better cajole moderate Democrats to support her agenda.  Finally, I think she comes with less baggage.

What I would love to see, based on the polling, is for Warren to either win or come in second by a close margin to Biden or Buttigieg.  Sanders would drastically underperform, at which point if New Hampshire was also going poorly, he could drop out and swing all his support to Warren.  That would make her the clear front runner. Let’s see what happens.

  Elizabeth Warren

[forsetti]

On Progressive Politics: Wants, Needs, Racism, and Social Justice

For a good portion of my life, I believed racism was overt actions like the KKK burning down black churches and lynching people.  It was someone saying, “nigger” with animosity and disdain.  It was separate drinking fountains and signs that declared, “Whites Only.” Sure there were still racists in America, but they were a small and dying group.  I was wrong.  Very, very, wrong.  There are lots of reasons why I was wrong.  I was wrong because I grew up in the bubble of a small town in Southeastern Idaho and was never exposed to the full spectrum of racism.  I was wrong because the real history of racism in America has been intentionally hidden and denied.  However, the main reason I was wrong is that as a white male, I have benefited the most America’s long history of racism and willingly or not, I had been part of the problem. As someone who has prided himself on being a staunch progressive and defender of equality and justice, the realization of my own ignorance and culpability in America’s racism has been a very humbling and painful process.  The depth and breadth of the problem are also very overwhelming and depressing.  My attitude about the problem constantly fluctuates from white-hot anger to existential nihilism.  I either want to take to the streets in protest or drink myself numb.  There are times when I think something can and should be done.  At other times, I think the problem is too ingrained in our culture for anything to change because there are too many ignorant and apathetic white people who keep breeding and passing their idiot traits down to a new generation of would-be racists. Adding to my feelings of hopelessness, there are too many “well-meaning” white people who don’t want to rock the white supremacist boat because deep down they enjoy the benefits of racism.

Because of how entrenched racism is in America, because of how long it has been going on, because of how reluctant even the most well-meaning whites are to real change, I have no suggestions on how to adequately address the problem and can’t even begin to comprehend how to make amends for the three-plus centuries of damage done by racism.  While I might not know what to do to correct the problem, I sure as fuck know what not to do to aggravate it.  The lessons I’ve learned the past few years may be few in number, but they have completely altered how I, a fifty-eight-year-old white man, views the world.

This new view as made me hypersensitive to anything that caters to the status quo.  Conservative politics has been built on catering to the notion of white supremacy since the Civil Rights Act was passed in 1964.  I expect nothing less from them and am never surprised by anything they do or say, even Donald Trump who is just being more open and honest about the conservative strategy than most.  Since I am not a conservative and do not give a rat’s ass about what they do/don’t do because I have zero expectations they’ll ever change or listen to reason, I won’t address them, their attitudes or policies. It is progressives who I (reluctantly) rest my hopes on.

There is a very disturbing trend among some progressives when it comes to how people of color vote.  In 2008 progressives who supported Hillary often denigrated anyone of color who voted/supported Barack Obama. Their support was written off as not being thoughtful.  I hear a lot of progressives claim that POC voted for Obama not because they thought he was a good candidate or the best choice, but merely for the fact he is black.  Eight years later, that same attitude flipped from Hillary supporters to her opponents but with regard to gender not race.  It was complete bullshit in 2008 and it was complete bullshit in 2016.

In 2016 Hillary has won a large majority of black and Hispanic votes. Bernie did much better with white men.  These facts don’t mean anything by themselves.  They do, however, have significant meaning when you look at the strategies and words of the candidates and, more importantly, the beliefs of the minority voters.  I believe the latter is a direct reflection of the former.

If your spoken strategy is to “bring white working-class voters back to the Democratic Party,” you are not only on a fool’s errand, but you are also going to alienate minority voters.  When your supporters are condescending to minorities when they vote for your opponent, you are on the wrong side of this issue. I see a lot of the white, male, Democratic candidates this time around making this same mistake.  It really doesn’t matter if this is being done on purpose or out of ignorance.  The only things that really matters are how it is perceived and what will it do to address the problem of this strategy's underlying racism.

Going after the white working class vote is a really bad strategy for a number of reasons.  This group has largely already been voting for Republicans who have fed their fears and white supremacy for decades.  In fact, no Democratic presidential candidate has won the white vote since the passage of the Civil Rights Act. This isn't a coincidence.  White voters are not going to suddenly listen to reason or be willing to admit their economic decline is a direct result of their own voting patterns.  However, the real problem with this approach is it continues the long history of being concerned more about the situation of whites than minorities.  Even with many white working class people stagnating economically, they are still infinitely in a better economic state than minorities.  Putting your main focus on the group that needs the least help is politically tone deaf if you are progressive.   Another reason this strategy is a really bad idea is it completely ignores the demographic trends of the Democratic Party.  White voters are becoming a smaller and smaller portion of the voting pie.  Putting them as your main emphasis on winning an election is just plain stupid.  Even if you do win, you’ve sown negative seeds with the largest growing part of your base which will have repercussions down the road.  Demographically, progressives have the advantage against conservatives,  why on earth would you do anything to damage this and give conservatives an opening to gain traction with minorities or alienate them to where they don't vote?  This doesn’t mean you should ignore white voters.  It means you don’t make them the focal point of your campaign.  It also means you don’t sell your ideas to minorities as “they’ll also benefit,” but you sell your ideas to whites that “everyone benefits.”  

One of the main things I have learned the past few years is to really listen to the people who need the most help, who will suffer the most if the right policies are not enacted, who has the most to lose if the right people aren’t elected.  There are a lot of groups this applies to, but one really stands out; black women.  It was black women who helped elect President Obama in 2008.  They definitely were the major force behind his reelection in 2012 when a lot of white progressives stayed home.  While a President Romney and a GOP controlled Congress might have had negative consequences for white progressives, it would have decimated black households who are holding on by a thread.  Every positive thing President Obama did was a direct result of black women voting for him en masse.

Blacks and other minorities are focused on the bottom two levels of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs.  Whites progressives are focused on the top two. White progressives, as a group, are not worried about whether they’ll have food to eat, shelter, security…  They are focused on feeling good about their job, their self-esteem, being respected for who they believe they are (superior)…  Morally and from a progressive political point-of-view, one of these takes priority over the other.  What I see far too often from white progressive politicians is a supply-side approach to justice, equality, opportunities.  If whites are helped, the benefits will trickle down to minorities.  Supply-side economics is complete bullshit.  Supply-side anything is complete bullshit.  If you are pushing a top-down political agenda, you are not progressive. It doesn’t matter what your intentions, how deeply you believe it, how long you’ve been advocating it…  You are either helping those who need the most help first and foremost or you are not.  There are no linguistic or argumentative gymnastics that can change this reality.  The people at the bottom of the hierarchy know this and can see through bullshit because they deal with it each and every day.  

I’m not saying certain aspects of Bernie’s or any of the other white, male candidate's agenda would not help those at the bottom of the hierarchy a lot, they would.  What I am saying is making your focus bringing back white working-class voters to the Democratic Party and trying to sell it as “it will help minorities too” is completely misguided.   I’ve listened intently to Bernie since he decided to run.  This is exactly what he says and how he tries to sell it.  It is why almost all of his events are in college towns that are predominately white.  It is why he has focused his campaign heavily in states that have a high percentage of whites. Whether intentional or not, the attitudes behind are picked up by his supporters.  When I see and hear his supporters and spokespeople say derogatory things about minority voters who supported Hillary, I see it as a reflection of the campaign’s attitudes and strategies.  When Hillary won Southern states because of the black vote and they talk about her “winning the Confederacy” and “winning red states that won’t matter in the general election,” I hear the dog whistles of progressives.   It isn’t KKK racism, but it is racism nevertheless.   When Joe Biden or Mayor Pete constantly talk about the pain and suffering of white, rural Americans, I hear these same dog whistles. It doesn't matter if they are intentional or not. Their impact is the same. What they are signaling to minorities is their vote isn't a priority. What they are signaling to white voters is their votes are. This is both strategically and morally wrong. The more and harder white Democratic candidates chase after white votes, the more it sends a message to their staunchest, most loyal, most in need of their help the base they are second-class voters.

In 2016 I heard a lot of Bernie supporters say, “black voters just don’t know what they are doing,” or “if black voters REALLY understood Bernie’s policies, they’d vote for him.”  The white supremacist condescension of this is thick and telling.  I’m pretty sure black voters know exactly what they want from a candidate and who will best help them.  They were pretty clear, it isn’t Bernie Sanders.  White progressives don’t need to agree with this, but they have to respect it.  When they don’t, they are nothing but racist-lite whether they realize it or not, whether they admit it or not.  White progressives need to stop telling minorities what is best for them. I’m not saying minorities didn't have issues with Hillary and her campaign.  They did.  However, when it came time to pull the lever in the voting booth, they overwhelmingly choose her over Bernie by a considerable margin.  Minority voters saw the candidates and to Bernie they said, to quote from “A Knight’s Tale,” “You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found absolutely wanting.”  

My view in 2016 of the Democratic Party and the two major candidates for president was formed over a lot of time and thought.  It has been helped along by a couple of different sources as well as the most influential work on social ethics I’ve ever read.  The two outside sources that had the greatest influence in pushing me to a better understanding of the issues could not be more different.  One is a black woman on Twitter, Propane Jane, the other is a reformed white conservative blogger, John Cole.   Propane Jane is a psychiatrist from Houston Texas who, when she isn’t writing books goes on twitter rants that are so precise, brutally honest, and insightful about racism in America, I’m often stunned how 140 characters can have so much impact.  She has no time for bullshit or sugarcoating.  Every once in a while she will say something that at first blush seems completely wrong and my defenses go up.  But, if I put my defense mechanism away and am honest about the tweet, she’s completely right.  Her tweet storms are so legendary, they are often storified by others.  Here is one from January that gets to the heart of the problem with the Democratic Party and Bernie Sanders’ campaign with regard to their base: John Cole at “Balloon Juice,” started blogging in 2002 shortly after 9/11.  He was a die-hard conservative.  The actions of the Bush administration in Iraq, Abu Gharib, and the Terri Schiavo case pushed him to take a hard look at his belief in conservatism.  His blog went from being a go-to site for staunch conservatives to a mainstay for progressives.  Earlier this month he wrote an article titled: “I’ve Kind of Made My Decision,” that addresses his take on the Democratic primary and why he is supporting Hillary.  When I read it, I said to myself, “This is exactly how I feel and why.”  He lays out a number of reasons he is supporting Hillary over Bernie, but the one that stood out to me was the one where he admits that since the 2008 campaign, he has been exposed to more voices of women and POC and it has made him reevaluate how he views politics. “In my opinion as a white single male with a degree of financial stability, beyond agita and heartburn, I have very little at stake in this election. I’m not going to be drafted, my insurance won’t be lost if ACA is repealed, I won’t have to worry about losing my ability to get pap smears or mammograms or basic health services if PP is closed down, I won’t have to worry about feeding my children, I won’t have to worry about the right to control my body, I won’t have to worry about getting shot in the street for walking while white or be found dead in a jail cell after failing to signal a lane change. These are not and will not be a concern for me, ever. “ In other words, his concerns for himself fall in the top levels of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs and the concerns of many women and POC fall in the bottom levels.  To put it another way, his problems are first world, white people problems that, when looked at in comparison to others seem trivial and shallow.  This is where he and Propane Jane intersect.  While John is pointed out how the outcome of the election really won’t impact him because of his station in life, Jane laid bare the lives of those who don’t enjoy that station.    Many white progressives are not as self-reflective as John.  They don’t see they are arguing for and from their own privilege.  Pointing out their lack of self-awareness and politics of privileged self-interest is Jane’s specialty.  While privileged white progressives are pissed bankers weren’t jailed because of the financial crisis, black families are worried about whether or not their child will be shot by the police, whether their unarmed teenager will be gunned down in the street, whether the rigged justice system will take their father away, whether or not their state government will give its wealthiest citizens more tax cuts while cutting social safety net programs, how to avoid being arrested or fined by a police force that uses the poor and disadvantaged to fund their department…

All of this is a perfect example of philosopher John Rawls’ “Difference Principle.”  Rawls in his seminal work, “A Theory of Justice” laid out an ethical framework for social justice.  One of the main tenets is his “Difference Principle.”  In a nutshell, the Difference Principle  says, “a law/rule/policy in society is only justified if it helps those disadvantaged as much or more than those advantaged.”  For example, a tax cut would be just and fair if those at the bottom of the economic ladder are helped by it as much or more than those at the top.  Any law/rule/policy that improved the position of the advantaged more than or at the expense of the disadvantaged would be unfair, unjust.  

When it comes to ethics, I am a devout Rawlsian.  “A Theory of Justice” is my ethical bible.  When I apply it to the ideas and policy proposals of the current Democratic candidates for president, Hillary’s lined up more with Rawls than Bernie.  It isn’t that Bernie’s or Joe's or Mayor Pete's ideas are not good or don’t have merit.  Many do.  However, their views operate from a top-down approach and this is the direct opposite of Rawls.  I’m not saying Hillary’s ideas were perfect Rawlsian, they were not.  However, more of her ideas operate from a bottom-up approach.  This is what John Cole was getting at in his article.  This is what Propane Jane gets at constantly with her tweets. Like it or not, there are two and only two major political parties in America.  Currently, one of these two is batshit crazy.  It appeals to and actively recruits angry, white, racist, misogynist, ignorant males.  The other party, faults and all, has a very large base of the most disadvantaged in society.  The reason I am a proud liberal and vote for Democratic candidates is that it is in the best position to help those who need it the most.  As a fifty-eight-year-old white man, I have enjoyed many benefits for the mere facts I am white and male.  Often, these benefits have come at the expense of people not like me.  I can’t change what has happened, but I can change what does happen.  I can and will push and vote for people and policies that improve the situations, opportunities, and lives of those who were not born with this privilege.  In so doing, I have two choices: I can either take an approach that I know what’s best for those less fortunate; Or, I can listen to the people who have the most to lose, the most skin in the political game.  If I opt for the first choice, I am perpetuating my white privilege.  I am no better than any white progressive who tells POC voters they don’t know what they are doing.  If I choose the second option, the consequence is not supporting Democratic candidates who are hell-bent on chasing the elusive white voter. I listened to every possible argument for Bernie and against Hillary in 2016, I am currently listening to every argument for Bernie/Joe/Pete versus Elizabeth/Kamala/Amy...  When push comes to shove, every single one of these arguments takes a backseat to the social justice and ethical argument I’ve discussed.  The future of the Democratic Party is with minorities.  The social justice argument belongs to them, not white middle-aged men or white college students.  The latter are important and their needs should be taken into consideration, but not in front or at the expense of the former.  I believe in equality, justice, and fairness with no qualifications, no asterisks that somewhere in really small fine print says, “people of color, women, gays, etc. need not apply” or “are separate but equal” or any other bullshit.  I can’t support any party or candidate whose main focus is white working class men, especially those who have voted against their own self-interest for decades because they don’t want “those people” to get something they don’t believe they deserve.  Fuck them.  They made their choices based largely on racism and bigotry.  They had choices and options and fucked them up.  Minorities and women, for the most part, have had neither.  It’s about damn time they did.  It’s about damn time we start listening to them.

[outcast-incel]

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First and foremost. This will be a reading blog. Pics, vids, memes etc will not be a priority for me. I may throw them in on occasion, but it won’t be often, if at all. I am not consistent, and I am not doing this as a major dedicated activity. I simply wanted to vent a bit, but have no one to vent with. Such is my life.

I guess I can start with a little about me. I’m me. I have tried on multiple occasions throughout my life to fit in with a stereotype or clique of some sort, but have never been successful in my attempts. The only thing that has remained consistent in my life is that pain is a constant companion. Luckily, I had the Army teach me how to embrace the suck and make it part of who I am.

I was raped as a kid, repeatedly, for more than a year. One of the neighbor’s uncles. I don’t know if it was a literal uncle, or someone who just said to call them uncle. Who knows. I was forced to play “the private game” with one of the neighbor boys for a very long time. I never told anyone about that until a year or so ago. I am now in my 30′s. It’s the reason that I am avidly against homosexuality in any form. I was physically and emotionally abused as well throughout my childhood until I got bigger than others and started fighting back. I had drug addict older siblings, and did not have my first friend until I was 10 years old. Needless to say, my developmental years were a bit traumatic.

I was constantly getting in trouble for lashing out (wonder why). It took me years to figure out that sometimes shit just happens, and you have to deal with it. I probably started to learn that at about the age of 17, but I am getting ahead here. I’ve been arrested on multiple occasions in my  youth, but never did any jail time. I struggled with substance abuse the majority of my life (but am now 3 years sober) and various other forms of addiction as well. This included in my younger years sleeping with as many women as often as possible. It has been nearly a decade since I have been in a relationship now.

When I was in junior high and high school I went out of my way to try to belong anywhere. I hung out with the drug crowd, the gang banger crowd, the jocks, the popular kids, the nerds, the artsy types, heck I even tried to fit in with the religious crowd. It never happened for me, still hasn’t. I did come close when I spent nearly a decade with the Juggalos. They accepted me more than anyone ever did. However, like everything else though, over time that crowd was perverted by new folks who didn’t understand what it meant. Instead of being a family of outcasts, it became a competition of who could be the most hardcore. The younger generation started testing people to see if they were “really down”. It got old fast.

I joined the military when I was 20. I had to wait 2 years from my last arrest. I served as a Communications Specialist in the Signal Corps with the 4th Infantry Division. I served for 4 years and left as soon as they repealed don’t ask don’t tell. Obama did a very thorough job of destroying centuries of military history, tradition, and culture. I have a deep hatred for that man because of what he did to the armed forces and American culture as a whole. In all honesty though (hard truth), I wouldn’t have been able to last as a career anyway. My body was already breaking down with the rigors of military service, and it wouldn’t have lasted much longer. I now suffer from permanent injuries sustained near the end of my service, and they are only getting more and more painful as time progresses. Again, embrace the suck.

My alcoholism got really bad after spending 12 months in Iraq. It got out of control when I separated from the service. I worked hospital security for a number of years, then in the mines as a 3rd party contractor, hospital security again and finally caught my stride. I had a come to Jesus moment which changed my life. I quit drinking, and started going to church. I started college, bought a house, and a truck. I still struggle with addiction, but it is now food. It sucks because I would like to be a husband and father, but frankly, I’m a bit too emotionally detached for that to ever happen. Marriage is for the young and hopeful. Not the bitter and broken. It’s okay though, I won’t be the first person to die alone, and I certainly won’t be the last. Who knows. Maybe God will see fit to fully heal me and let me lead a normal family life. I like to think it’s a possibility.

I want to point out that all things considered, I think I turned out pretty well for my past. True I live alone, and only talk to a couple of friends once a month or so. However, I am not a criminal or a predator, I am a devout Christian, I love to do community service, and I have a deep love for my God, my Country, my family (we got over our childhood bullshit), and my friends (the few that I have). I used to enjoy the outdoors, but can’t anymore because of my injuries sustained in the service. I am now working in the tech industry. Figured I might as well use my military experience to my benefit. I am going to school for as much. I am at a point where I simply exist. Those who really know me look to me as a source of inspiration knowing that if I can keep going with my past experiences haunting me, they can as well.

The only thing that I ever wanted in life was to find a woman to spend the rest of my life with. To be in a relationship that is honest and loyal. That doesn’t seem to be a reality anymore. I’ve been engaged 4 different times, but every single one of my fiances ended up cheating on me. That was mostly my fault for the type of woman I used to pursue in my younger years. I will continue to have a small hope that it may happen, but as I mentioned earlier, I don’t see it happening at this point. I weigh well over 300 lbs. I’m bald, blind (not literally), and struggle with PTSD. I am emotionally and socially withdrawn. The only time I ever leave the house is to go to work, go shopping, or to visit family every few months. Maybe that will change now that I am working days for the first time in nearly a decade, but who knows. I do plan to go out more and enjoy the outdoors as much as I can. I can still go fishing, and camping so long as it’s easy terrain. Not much ladies to find there though.

I am very easy going, very sarcastic, and extremely empathetic when it is deserved, even though I hide that bit about me. I will say that I am also very apathetic as well. I don’t feel sorry for people and their situations most of the time since they are usually self inflicted. I am overly blunt and honest when asked a question and I love to argue. Truth be told, it isn’t usually much of an argument though. I almost always win. I am traditional. I think the reason for this is I hate what this world has become so I tend to look back. If I were to choose a period to live in, it would be either during the revolutionary days, the wild west days, or the days of the civil war. It seems that was the last time that people cared about their freedom instead of turning to the government to provide for them. People looked inward for strength or up to God. This country was founded on rebellion. Now, people rebel because they want to be controlled. The kicker is, most folks don’t even realize it.

There ya go. There is my introductory blog. I have now popped my blogging cherry. That is a little glimpse in to what has made me me. I think that a lot of my posts will be rants for the most part. It may seem like self pity at times, but I assure you, I don’t think highly enough of myself to pity myself. I feel that I deserve all the pain that is sent my way, because obviously it is meant to be. I honestly believe that I serve as hope for others that at least they’re not me. This detachment has made me excellent in leadership roles because I try to serve those under me instead of trying to only further my position. I go out of my way to help people so they may not have to experience the pain that has become my friend over the years. No one should have to be put through that.

God bless.

[kateanddevinreview]

London Has Fallen

In which Kate and Devin write a porno

Devin: Okay, so this movie is just Gerard Butler being a badass right? Is this the one with Denzel Washington? Or are neither of those things right.

Kate: It’s something like that.

Devin: Well, Butler showed up in the credits, but so did morgan freeman?

Kate: It’s a trifecta!!

Devin: Or maybe I'm just racist and mixed them up.

Kate: Or maybe it’s the two of them being badass together.

Devin: I made some comment the other day about minorities being underrepresented at the oscars or something and they asked what actors I think should win instead and I blanked on literally every minority actor I knew.

Kate: Hahahah. It’s still true though. And to be fair, could you name any white actors?

Devin: My brain got stuck on Tom Hardy and forgot literally every other actor on earth

Kate:I think he’s on tv now anyway. So far this movie is starting a bit slow. Do you think someone is going to be shot soon?

Devin: I find it weird that we are in....India?

Kate:  I think we’re at an Indian wedding. Terrorist’s daughter is getting married

Devin: This is set up for motive?

Kate: Probs

Devin: The Phantom of the Opera and Harvey Dent go for a jog

Kate: Why are politicians always running? I don’t think they do that much

Devin: I think cause DC? it's an easy excuse to pan around the lawn

Kate: Ok well fine, coming at me with movie reasons. Wait, is this a sequel?

Devin: Is it? Was the last one just called "London"?

Kate: I was thinking Gerald saved a president in the last one?

Devin: She has crazy eyes

Kate: She does but she’s pregnant

Devin:  I'll forgive it if we get through this movie without her vomiting.

Kate:  She’s in like her third tri already so she really shouldn’t

Devin:  Google says this is a sequel, to Olympus Has Fallen. Lots of stuff falling apparently

Kate: Knew it!!! I’ve seen that one too

Devin: Really? I'm guessing last time he saved President Harvey Dent from terrorists, wooed or impregnated his wife, and got hired for secret service or unfired from secret service

Kate: Unfired, if it’s what I’m thinking of

Devin: This time he'll save the Prime Minister from terrorists, see his kid born, and...uh. Be knighted? That's my guess

Kate: Seems like a totally logical guess to me. I’m betting he discovers the Prime Minister was murdered. I don’t think people are expected to attend state funerals?

Devin: I think it's cause his vice isn't available? I think normally this is the kind of thing they send him for. But I am basing that on episodes of Madam Secretary so who knows

Kate: New guess!! President is killed and Butler has to protect Freeman

Devin: Hmmm. Maybe. Is Freeman the Vice?

Kate: Yes. He said “Hello, Mr VP”

Devin: I'm missing like half of this dialogue, idk how

Kate: Cause it’s boring

Devin: I want splosions!

Kate: This baby melodrama music is not my favorite. Once again I feel like writing is letting us down?

Devin: Yeah. Be better hollywood!

Kate: Also important people shouldn’t just sign shit without looking at it

Devin: is this the fringe guy? No. Who is he? He's someone

Kate: I think? No?

Devin: Fringe guy is similar but different. Oh! The Magicians? Magicians teacher guy?

Kate: No, definitely not him

Devin: IMDBing....

Kate: “Most protected event on earth”= everyone will die

Devin: Yup. This cast listing order is stupid. Do we know British Gerard Butler's name?

Kate: You mean the head of the British security? Also no. Also I think they’re going to use kids?

Devin: Yes, British guy. Mr. Sands! From Limitless. Thanks wikipedia, for your superior cast list

Kate: Limitless. That’s right, I never watched much of that

Devin: I really liked the main guy and all the arts and crafts in that show. I'm sad it was cancelled. Also we should add the movie to our review list

Kate: Yes!

Devin: Splosion! I didn't think those guards were supposed to have real guns? Then again EMTs should definitely not have rocket launchers

Kate: Hahaha, yeah, those cops are definitely plants. It’s clearly a very well orchestrated attack

Devin: Pretty sure only america gives their cops guns. Also, rocket launcher

Kate: Wow I don’t care how this movie ends the world would not recover from this

Devin: Yeah Kate, it's fallen. Show. Us. The. Egg. It's not London unless I see the big glass egg and the ferris wheel

Kate: How did they know that one president wouldn’t leave on time?

Devin: Trackers? Or they caused the traffic?

Kate: No, he decided?

Devin: Motorcycles, a car's only weakness

Kate: Nice driving!

Devin: Don't injure civilians!

Kate: Ummmm, Devin. I think that ship has sailed.

Devin: He rammed the bad guy into a non bad guy car!

Kate: Oh fuck. Ok so who is the black lady? Is she the First Lady?

Devin: Voight buddy, you could have moved. He's the driver, she's the head of secret service

Kate: He was driving! It was a bullet! Give him some credit. Is she?

Devin: Yes. According to wikipedia

Kate: She’s not doing much. And she hunkered with the president?

Devin: Right? Stop flailing. Where is your gun, woman?

Kate: Oh god. That was brutal

Devin: That was very brutal

Kate: Why didn’t they park closer to the chopper?

Devin: Crashing in 3...2...oh ok nvm

Kate: Hahaha

Devin: He's got a cane so you know he's evil

Kate: So true

Devin: Moral of this movie: don't trust the handicapped

Kate: And yet, they didn’t detect a plan of this magnitude

Devin: Uh, did those people just have labels?

Kate: Yes. NSA and something else

Devin:  Like, movie? Movie. We do not care

Kate: I’m assuming it will be important later?

Devin: Why is the lady not doing anything?

Kate: Nice, flares! I like flares. Why are they flying so low anyway?

Devin: I got distracted googling the secret service

Kate: Anything pertinent to share?

Devin: Apparently the director just does the boring shit, so idk why she's even here

Kate: Ummmm, I think the movie should end here?

Devin: Yes they all died. The End

Kate: No way anyone survived that. I call bullshit

Devin: Also, I assumed presidents would have like one guy their whole time in office? But apparently they hire someone new a lot. Oh she dead.

Kate: For the secret service?

Devin: As director. Like Obama had 2

Kate: I mean, that’s four years for each

Devin: Trump has already had 2. The first guy for like 2 months? 1 month?

Kate: Well, Trump does that a lot. He’s had like 8 communication directors

Devin: I just wonder if they choose to leave or if the president purposefully swaps them out

Kate: Also working for the president is really intense, so maybe you just burn out and have to leave

Devin: Makes sense. The local biker gang is here

Kate: I don’t think bikes make that noise. That is dumb

Devin: Yes. Also no one checked the wreck

Kate: At least we know from earlier scenes they are fast runners!

Devin: This looks like he put his manifesto on youtube

Kate: What point is there in entertaining this phone call? Also why does he care about one president?

Devin: Imagine if he called before they watched the video! Like 5 minutes earlier

Kate: Right? He should take the uniform too

Devin: 

"Who is this?"

"It's...seriously? You didn't see my video?"

"h/o googling it"

"It's on youtube"

"yeah one sec, gotta sit through this 50 shade of grey trailer"

Kate: Ahhhhhhh Being hunted by motorbikes!! Oh no

Devin: Sure, that's subtle. Also this is a regular subway

Kate: I like that he was able to loot the body for weapons. Very practical

Devin: Jesus Gerard Butler. WTF? You went from zero to torture in no time

Kate: I know, little intense. Definitely running on adrenaline

Devin: This is the most 'murrican fucking movie. You cannot convince me that huge squads of racists didn't come out of this movie going "rah rah ‘murrica"

Kate: Oh god. Unfortunately yes

Devin: Although these talky bits suck. I'd rather have more fighting. Oh, thanks label, I really cared what time it was

Kate: Everyone is dead, that’s what this discussion is. I mean surrender and then ambush. How many people do they think there are? You’re not going to be professional right now? Weird

Devin: Blah blah blah. Bitch it was a wedding. Of course his family was there

Kate: How did you not know his family was there? It was a wedding. So dumb

Devin: What even is the point of that dialogue? There better be drugs in his water or something

Kate: What kind of shoddy intel are you all operating on? This is dumb. Do criticize if necessary. You have to teach them. Also off color jokes?

Devin: "You know what's most important Mike? Children. That's why we are never going to spend time with ours in any subsequent movie."

Kate: Of course it’s not your delta team.

Devin: Yeah why was that message not in code?

Kate: Zoom in!

Devin: Enhance! Your safe house has a fucking skylight!?

Kate: Seems like a pretty lame safe house. Oh this is gross

Devin: This movie is very gratuitous with its gore

Kate: It really is. And president you should not have done that. You are not almost out of this by any long shot

Devin:  There must be a porno of this where they fuck right then

Kate:  Did all of MI6 just die?

Devin: I'm not going to lie, that weird pirate porno you made us watch that one time is better than this movie

Kate: Haha! Oh pirates. Also my taste is terrible because I still enjoy this

Devin: I don't believe the hackers would make this basic of a mistake

Kate: No, me neither

Devin: Also driving seems like the quickest way to be spotted?

Kate: They kept everything under the radar but you didn’t notice this earlier?

Devin: Ok I guess at least the car is bulletproofed

Kate: How many of these terrorists are there supposed to be?

Devin: It's just the same 4 guys, they're really fast. They keep healing when they're off screen

Kate: Seems like an infinite supply. Mutants!! Also Mike is still somehow always faster

Devin: Now I want an action movie where 3/4 of the way through you realize he's been re-killing the same 5 guys over and over and surprise! it's really a fantasy/horror movie!

Kate: That would be so good. Change the whole game. I do oddly think this would make a good porno with very very little change

Devin: It's cause there's so much standing really close while breathing heavily and the plot is basically just as thin

Kate: Yeah pretty much. It’s a male romance novel

Devin: Also there have been.....5 women? in this entire movie. 6, I guess. Wife, mother, secret service director, beehive, assistant cop, MI6

Kate: Assistant cop?

Devin: Black lady?

Kate: I don’t remember her

Devin: She was in the bullpen with not!Fringe guy

Kate: Ok sure

Devin: Oh, ok, and random lady who had a text label I didn't read

Kate: There was the turning 30 woman and one lady head of state.

Devin: Still, none of these people shooting right now? There's like 20 guys in this scene!

Kate: Nope. Can’t have women in harm’s way unless they don’t have a choice. Also no lady terrorists

Devin: Only lady terrorists allowed are dead motivation ones

Kate: Also I’m subbing lady because it’s faster to type than woman

Devin: Agreed

Kate: Omg. Whispered “Mike.” Straight out of a romance novel

Devin: What? Are you ahead of me or did I miss it?

Kate: Maybe? The president whispered it

Devin: No! I must have missed the Mike whisper

Kate: He should be really tired by now. He didn’t have dinner!

Devin: "Hear that? My boyfriend is coming"

Kate: He really should just kill the president. It doesn’t make sense not to

Devin: There is so much manly eye contact and face holding

Kate: So much

Devin: Like I'm pretty sure almost this exact sequence happened in Outlander

Kate: In the porn there would be a scene where the president seduced him, Mike walked in on it, and then they have a threesome

Devin: With the bad guy?

Kate: Yup

Devin: That seems like it would be out of place plot wise. Would the bad guy turn himself in or something?

Kate: No. Just random sex that doesn’t make sense

Devin: Weird. The sex should make sense!

Kate: It’s for real a thing that happens in porn, you get whiplash. Oh god. This is lame. Really?

Devin: One punch where he runs all the way across the screen. So stupid

Kate: Did we learn who the brit mole was?

Devin: Nope. They hacked the police station I think? Damn! Wheelchair guy didn't even get to make a speech about how bad America is. This movie is not even pretending to care about America's mistakes

Kate: Why didn’t he just shoot everyone?

Devin: Out of bullets?

Kate: He hasn’t run out of guns until now

Devin: What even is this dialogue right now?

Kate: Really dumb

Devin: "You fuck with America? OH HELL NO. WE BAT SHIT. WE WILL FUCKING MURDER ALL Y'ALL."

Kate: America’s not even 500. Witty banter!

Devin: "EVEN OUR PRESIDENT WILL PICK UP A GUN FOR MURDER TIME"

Kate: Also he’s not dead because you haven’t killed him?

Devin: Yeah you just punched him a bit and talked nonsense

Kate: Once again, another thing they wouldn’t have survived.

Devin: I feel like the porno version of this has them go back to their wives at the end with lots of meaningful looks and sly smiles between the two main dudes. Like "yeah, we'll do this again next mission"

Kate:  Oh no! But yes probably. Why was there a lock in an elevator?

Devin: Is the president the only one alive from this whole thing? They would definitely make out in this elevator

Kate: I think one other world leader survived? There was a missing link to the terrorist?

Devin: I guess?

Kate: Who sent a fucking video?

Devin: Honestly this plot is stupid Yeah he's def the mole. Also he's running away? Like he obviously did it

Kate: Are we supposed to care about him or her? Because I do not

Devin: They would have had sex earlier in the porno

Kate: Yeah. It would have made more sense. Just kill him already

Devin: Also she would have just arrested him. I feel like the porno would have less murder

Kate: It’s weird that normally I complain about too much sex? But this would just be better as a porn

Devin: Yeah our review is basically "this would have made a better porno"

Kate: How would you have found him?

Devin: Who hears "look out your window" and looks up at the ceiling? Oh maybe that's what the missing link was?

Kate: Also the VP does not have the authority to call that type of strike

Devin: What is this 10 angled shot explosion? Ok, we've got a baby

Kate: So it’s been at least a few weeks

Devin: No prime minister but I didn't realize it was his funeral so I feel like the president is close enough. Now knighthood

Kate: Sure. They don’t know how emails work? Re: is for replies

Devin: "Many people would say this is our fault, but we're america so fuck those people. we'll kill those people."

Kate: “Commence spending no time with my kid”

Devin: In the porno version we end instead with a mirror of the earlier DC lawn scene, with them sitting on a bench watching their wives/kids, and the pres saying something like "still want to quit?" and Butler saying "and leave you, sir? Never." And then meaningful eye contact. Roll credits.

Kate: Hahahah

Devin: Okay, so scores

Kate: Yes. Scores.

Devin: 3/10 for the movie, 6/10 for the porno

Kate: I go a little higher movie? Like 4.5 for the movie.  6 for porno though. I think we can agree that no porn should ever rank higher than 7

Devin: Yeah. Like, even amazing porn is still porn

Kate: Ummmm tropes? So many, “family as our motivation”

Devin: “America is terrible and we never learn anything”?

Kate: Which is so hypocritical

Devin: “One man assumes command of literally every other character without argument”

Kate: Hahahaha. So like 7 on the tropes? They all fit the plot really well

Devin: Yeah, I mean it had a very particular niche and it played to it

Kate: Exactly

Devin: I'm going to give the title an 8/10. Catchy and accurate

Kate: I can agree. Thematic

Devin: London did pretty much fall. Like an old lady in a Life Alert commercial

Kate: Better than Olympus has fallen

Devin: Yeah, plus how fucking pretentious is it to call the white house "olympus"?

Kate: Exactly

Devin: What would the porn title be? I feel like they're usually puns?

Kate: Pun for sure. London may fall but our guys stay up

Devin: kind of long

Kate: It could be the tagline?

Devin: Oh yeah, good tagline. My brain gave me "Banging Private Ryan" which does not fit but is almost certainly a movie that exists

Kate: Hahahahaha. Banging president something? Whatever his name was

Devin: No idea, I called him Harvey Dent the whole movie. London Goes Down?

Kate: London laid down? Cause laid. Get it?

Devin: H/o I have to see if there is a real porn title for this. NSA people monitoring my internet searches, I'm really sorry

Kate: Gives them some spice! A story to take home

Devin: Top result for "London Has Fallen Porn Title" is:

"London Has Fallen movie condemned as racist 'terrorsploitation' "

"London Has Fallen is gun-barrel porn"

Kate: Whelp. Yep. I feel bad for enjoying it?

Devin: "London Has Fallen Is The Worst Film About Our City Ever"

Kate: Oh no it was a piece of shit for sure. Super fucking racist

Devin: “Blowing London.” That's my official submission

Kate: Nice! “Blowing London” is great. I thought you’d actually found it.

Devin: Ok, any parting words?

Kate:  It was a dumb racist movie that I feel guilty for enjoying anyway? Which means we should have more action movies made with better plots and motivation. And female representation!

Devin:  Or more action movies that are just porn

Kate:  Or that. What about you? Parting words?

Devin: If you want to see a movie where Gerard Butler brutally murders everyone, this is it. Or, you know, go watch 300, it is less awful.

Kate: So true.

[easyobsession]

dwts25 cast announcement (aka lo is STILL recapping this crap?)

Jesus lord help us all, the shit storm covered in glitter is back for its 25th season and while I’m highly doubtful I’ll post weekly because I’m still upset over last season and pretty fed up with a certain pro at the moment, I’m feeling generous and somewhat indebted to tradition to at least do a post on the cast reveal.

Wow, that was a long ass sentence.

 *A quick sidenote before we start- you guys, I actually know who all except 4 of these people are!! This might be a record. Good on you, ABC.

The Guys

DEREK FISHER with pro partner SHARNA BURGESS

Speaking of people I don’t know… He’s an athlete, what do you expect? He used to be a basketball player, right? Does he still play? Was he any good? They got Kobe Bryant to send a message, but is that because of Derek or just ABC’s connections? I have no clue. Instant judgment says he won’t be great.

DREW SCOTT with pro partner EMMA SLATER

Who doesn’t love the Property Brothers? When I first heard about Drew as a possible contestant, I wasn’t shocked. He and his brother seem pretty easygoing and willing try almost anything- and out of the two I think Drew is a little less likely to worry about the stereotypical possibility of looking “less masculine.”  I think Drew could be good- he’s insanely tall, which might work against him, but he seems really excited and I bet he works hard. I’m excited about him.

FRANKIE MUNIZ with pro partner WITNEY CARSON

Loved Malcolm in the Middle. And Agent Cody Banks, with Hillary Duff? AND BIG FAT LIAR, WITH AMANDA BYNES BEFORE SHE LOST HER MIND? And that Disney Channel movie (back when they were DCOMs) where he was in a kid in a wheelchair that raced in a soapbox derby? God, what a throwback. Apparently since then he’s gotten pretty into racing for real, however I don’t see us having another James Hinchcliff on our hands. Even in the 2 second intro they did on GMA he looked stiff and awkward. I don’t see this lasting long at all. Shame.

JORDAN FISHER with pro partner LINDSAY ARNOLD

Forget Hamilton, this boy is from the Disney Channel! Liv and Maddie, anyone? TEEN BEACH MOVIE? It’s Seacat, y’all! He’s gonna kill it and it’s gonna be so fun to watch. I think he and Lindsay (who shall from this moment on be known this season as LindsAY, not to be confused with fellow contestant LindsEY) will be a great team with a lot of energy. He won’t win though, due to the Disney Channel curse. In true Disney star tradition though, he will likely get second place. (Somewhere in the distance Kyle Massey, Zendaya, and Corbin Bleu are having a Disney Kid/DWTS Runners Up club meeting. Meanwhile Sabrina Bryan is nearby plotting to burn down ABC headquarters.)

NICK LACHEY with pro partner PETA MURGATROYD

First One Tree Hill, now this. The man is out to conquer the world. I don’t think he’ll be as good as Drew (his brother, not the other contestant this season) and I almost think his wife will outdo him by just a hair. That said, I don’t see him being awful. Along the lines of boyband members, I can see him maybe a little behind the others like Nick Carter and Lance Bass, and probably not nearly as good as Wanya Morris or Joey Fatone. I think Nick will start off okay and slowly work his way up, but I don’t think it’ll be a fast or easy process. But as long as he and Vanessa don’t bitch and moan about their spouses like Carlos and Alexa PenaVega did, I’ll be happy.

TERRELL OWENS with pro partner CHERYL BURKE

It’s Terrell like Cheryl, not Tuh-rell. He is (was?) in the NFL. That sums up my knowledge of this man. I assume he was (is?) pretty good from the way people talk about him? He looks pretty graceful and I doubt they’d give Cheryl anyone too shitty since it’s such a big deal she’s back. I don’t know. The only football knowledge I have is from Friday Night Lights. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t fuck it up in the ballroom.  

The Girls

BARBARA CORCORAN with pro partner KEO MOTSEPE

I actually have watched quite a bit of Shark Tank since Robert Herjavec’s season, so I know Barbara! She’s 68, so good for her, though since she’s with Keo we know she won’t last long. Though I doubt she’ll be much good, I know Barbara is very spunky and look forward to seeing her.

DEBBIE GIBSON with pro partner ALAN BERSTEN

One of the 4 I don’t know. Apparently she had a hit in the 80s that I’ve never heard of and she’s currently battling Lyme disease, which I also know nothing about. But after a quick trip to the trusty Mayo Clinc’s website, I learned that Lyme disease is basically a bacterial disease transmitted by deer tick bites (check yourself, kids!), with symptoms that can include a rash, flu-like symptoms, joint pains, and neurological problems. So Debbie has a lot going on. All of that said, I can see her being a bit like one of the higher-skilled housewives when it comes to skill- not epic, but not too bad.

LINDSEY STERLING with pro partner MARK BALLAS

I think I’m rooting for her to win. Of course we’ve all seen her- she’s performed on the show multiple times (Maks and Meryl, week 3 Foxtrot. Look it up.), She’s cute as button and apparently she and Mark have known each other for a while. I’m excited. I think she’ll do well. It’s gonna be weird seeing her dance with a person though instead of her violin.

NIKKI BELLA with pro partner ARTEM CHIGVINTSEV

I’m a WWE girl, so I know Nikki. Since the proposal at Wrestlemania in April she’s taken time off from wrestling, but she’s still around starring on the WWE reality show Total Divas as well as the spinoff Total Bellas, starring her and her twin sister Brie. Whether or not she’ll be any good is a huge question mark, because while being in amazing physical shape, obviously wrestling has a little less finesse than dancing. Fellow WWE superstar Chris Jericho competed in season 12 with Cheryl and came in 6th (he wasn’t great, and he’ll gladly tell you that himself), however I think Nikki being a woman gives her an advantage over the male wrestlers. The guys in WWE don’t have to worry about being sexy (though some are- Seth Rollins, call me) but the girls, while times have progressed and are now seen as equals in terms of talent, do have to be a little more graceful, so to speak. All of this being said, I’m not sure how well she’ll do. But I’m excited to find out.

SASHA PIETERSE with pro partner GLEB SAVCHENKO

I didn’t watch Pretty Little Liars, but I know who she is. Another one too cute for words. I hope she does well.

VANESSA LACHEY with pro partner MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY

I don’t really know what Vanessa has done aside from being a wife/mom and a TRL VJ back in the day. But she looks like she can shake her booty and I think she’ll do well with Maks. I can see them being a lot of fun. I also think she and Nick seem less timid than Carlos and Alexa, and I’m crossing my fingers that they understand the concept of the show is to win with your partner, not cry about how much you wish could be dancing with your husband instead (because that’s NOT HOW IT WORKS, ALEXA). So I’m pumped. I also hope the troupe is prepared to open the DWTS daycare for all of these children that will need watching while the mommies and daddies go to work.

VICTORIA ARLEN with pro partner VAL CHMERKOVSKIY

The final cast member I do not know. I looked up her story though, and I can see why Val has been so pumped about her. She seems AMAZING. For those of you also in the dark, here’s some info I’m copying from the internet:

“At the age of 11, Victoria developed two rare conditions and lost the ability to speak, eat, walk and move. She slipped into a vegetative state in which recovery was unlikely. She spent nearly 4 years "locked" inside her own body, completely aware of what was going on, just unable to move or communicate. Doctors believed there was little hope of survival and recovery was unlikely. In 2010, Victoria began the nearly impossible fight back to life. She learned how to speak, eat, and move all over again. She competed in the 2012 Summer Paralympics held in London as a member of Team USA and she won four medals: one gold and three silver. In April 2015, she made the transition from professional athlete to sportscaster and joined ESPN as one of the youngest on air talents hired by the company. In April of 2016, she defied yet another odd and learned to walk after spending nearly a decade paralyzed from the waist down.”

And she’s TWENTY-TWO, Y’ALL. Let’s all take a quick moment to examine our lives- WE’RE ALL FAILURES. LOOK AT THIS GIRL. SHE’S A REAL LIFE SUPERHERO. Also one of the ones I’m excited to see and rooting for (despite some shit I won’t get into. Check my twitter. It’s there somewhere).

The Troupe and Pro Decisions

TIME TO POP BOTTLES, Y’ALL. YOU KNOWN DAMN WELL WHY I’M CELEBRATING. However I’m also hesitantly holding back bc until the first episode airs and a little blonde man doesn’t magically come out dancing with his celebrity partner along the lines of Michelle Obama, Ellen DeGeneres, Christ himself, I won’t be 100% convinced we’ll get such a huge season without God’s Gift To Movement. (#SQUEREK- MY VALDAYA FAM CAN ENJOY THAT THROWBACK. YOU’RE WELCOME.)

On a completely different topic, Mark is back. Woot! With his creativity and LindsEY’s talent with a violin, I’m super pumped to see what he comes up with.

Also Alan has been upgraded to a pro. Yay Alan!

I’m sad Sasha isn’t a pro this season because we all love him and he’s done so great with his past partners, but I think a large part of him being a pro depends on if they can find someone that balances will with his height. So I’m sad, but happy he’ll be around at least on troupe.

On  a similar note though, who cares about height? Sasha is clearly a great teacher. Keo, however, though I’ve got mad love for the man, has proven time and time again that he needs some time on troupe to work on his teaching skills. I realize Barbara won’t ever be the next Laurie Hernandez, but regardless. I’m not happy they moved him up.

I’m also sad that a few favorites won’t be around like Karina and Tony. (dude, Karina went from this to attempting to date Chad from Jojo’s season of the Bachelorette on that new E! show. What the hell happened to our girl?)

The Judges

As far as I know they’re the same. Yippee -.- but guess what I’m pissed about y’all! SHIRLEY BALLAS IS JOINING THE JUDGING PANEL OF STRICTLY COME DANCING. WHICH IS NOT DWTS. WHY DO THEY GET HER AND WE’RE STUCK WITH CARRIE ANN AND JULES? What sick form of bullshit is this? I’ve said before I want both of Mark’s parents on the panel, plus Anna Trebunskaya (who just had a baby boy- CONGRATULATIONS ANNA!!!) and if Maks is competing and can’t judge, then Bruno, because I love his insanity and inappropriate innuendos. So damn you, Strictly!!

Predictions (in no specific order)

EARLY EXIT/THE BILLY RAY SCHOOL OF DANCE: Barb, Derek, Frankie

MIDDLE OF THE ROAD/BE GLAD YOU DON’T HAVE TO LEARN 46 NUMBERS FOR THE FINALE: Nikki, Terrell, Nick, Sasha, Debbie

GOING ALL THE WAY/STILL FINDING GLITTER IN YOUR DRAIN 6 MONTHS LATER: Jordan, LindsEY, Vanessa maybe, Victoria, Drew

For the final 3? As of lately I’m questioning damn near everything in my life, but I’ll give it a shot. Final 3 LindsEY, Jordan, Victoria. I’d normally guess Jordan for second, but with these girls I’ll guess Jordan 3rd and…. gah, this is hard. I want to say LindsEY will win, but I almost think Victoria will get it. I have a feeling this will flip-flop a lot. Okay, final guess pre-premiere is Jordan 3rd, LindsEY 2nd, and Victoria wins. But I’m not 100%.

Whew. Thank god I’m finally done writing this. If you actually read the whole thing, god love ya.

I’m still on social media @lauthom93 and love a good discussion, debate, or argument- not just about DWTS but anything at all, so hit me up there or right here on tumblr.

Back to my regularly scheduled madness. You know I’m sending love and gestures kids shouldn’t mimic.

Lo.

[i-like-your-genitalia]

You are going to kill me... buuut all 200 questions? I'm keeping you busy and thinking about your life

200: My crush’s name is: Jennifer 


199: I was born in: a hospital? (Jks 1998)


198: I am really: funny 


197: My cellphone company is: Lebara


196: My eye color is: boring ol’ brown 


195: My shoe size is: a ladies 9


194: My ring size is: I actually don’t know


193: My height is: 5'10 


192: I am allergic to: nothing surprisingly 


191: My 1st car was: 1998 Subaru Legacy (the station wagon)


190: My 1st job was: Checkout Worker


189: Last book you read: The Accident Man


188: My bed is: a king 


187: My pet: I don’t have one atm 


186: My best friend: Anushka 


185: My favorite shampoo is: I don’t have one (but I like anything coconut or tropical scented)


184: Xbox or ps3: don’t care 


183: Piggy banks are: lit


182: In my pockets: I’m a girl, only 20% of my clothes have pockets big enough to put anything in 


181: On my calendar: “Spotify Premium runs out on the 27th of August"


180: Marriage is: Not married 


179: Spongebob can: 


178: My mom: is awesome 


177: The last three songs I bought were? Whatever I listened to last on Spotify? 


176: Last YouTube video watched: review on Aztec clay face mask 


175: How many cousins do you have? 4 step cousins and then 6 blood related cousins 


174: Do you have any siblings? Just a younger sister 


173: Are your parents divorced? Nah they still together and in love 


172: Are you taller than your mom? Only just 


171: Do you play an instrument? I used to play the piano 


170: What did you do yesterday? Worked

[ I Believe In ]


169: Love at first sight: kinda 


168: Luck: yes 


167: Fate: not really 


166: Yourself: sometimes 


165: Aliens: yes 


164: Heaven: yes 


163: Hell: no 


162: God: yes 


161: Horoscopes: I mostly enjoy the zodiac memes and compatibility and personality horoscopes 


160: Soul mates: yes, but I believe you have more than one 


159: Ghosts: yes 


158: Gay Marriage: big yes 


157: War: nope


156: Orbs: it would be cool but I’m neutral 


155: Magic: yes

[ This or That ]


154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs 


153: Drunk or High: Drunk 


152: Phone or Online: Online 


151: Red heads or Black haired: Red heads 


150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes 


149: Hot or cold: Hot 


148: Summer or winter: Summer 


147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 


146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate 


145: Night or Day: Day 


144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 


143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly 


142: McDonalds or Burger King: Maccas 


141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate 


140: Mac or PC: Mac


139: Flip flops or high heels: High Heels 


138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and Poor 


137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke


136: Hillary or Obama: OBAMA


135: Burried or cremated: Cremated 


134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing 


133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel 


132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who are they?


131: Small town or Big city: Big city 


130: Wal-Mart or Target: I haven’t been to either 


129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller 


128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure 


127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast 


126: Your Birthday or Christmas: this is too cruel to answer 


125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 


124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 


123: Yankees or Red Sox: um don’t care

[ Here’s What I Think About ]


122: War: It’s expensive and unnecessary and should be a last resort. It’s not worth the lives lost, people injured and relocated. The monetary cost is ridiculous and it barley solves anything. It cause more issues and potentially more wars

121: George Bush: did 9/11


120: Gay Marriage: It’s actually crazy how long and how much effort it took to get this accepted. And I just hope this right isn’t taken away! 


119: The presidential election: Donald Trump and Pence need to die or be locked up forever, I don’t even understand how anyone thought that Hilary Clinton would be worse. 


118: Abortion: Pro-choice for the win 


117: MySpace: I wasn’t old enough for this 


116: Reality TV: my guilty pleasure tbh 


115: Parents: I love my parents and they are good to me. But it would be great if they could be less homophobic. 


114: Back stabbers: I don’t know why people feel the need to intentionally hurt and embarrass someone, especially someone who isn’t prepared for it or trusts you 


113: Ebay: I don’t really use eBay 


112: Facebook: I use it to tag my non tumblr friends in memes and to stalk people 


111: Work: I’m sick of my job but I’m having to stick it out for now. 


110: My Neighbors: They are seasonal but if their kids could not move and rearrange the bedroom at the ass crack of dawn that would be fantastic 


109: Gas Prices: New Zealand, especially in the towns. Gas prices are so high. Spain isn’t so bad


108: Designer Clothes: I’d rather have more clothes than one designer one 


107: College: 


106: Sports: I have zero hand eye coordination and therefore hate sports! But I will watch the Olympics 


105: My family: They are cool for the most part 


104: The future: is scary and it makes me wanna throw up if I think too much about it

[ Last time I ]


103: Hugged someone: like a week ago 


102: Last time you ate: I’m eating chocolate right now 


101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: my grandparents and my cousins today 


100: Cried in front of someone: it’s been forever 


99: Went to a movie theater: like a good 6-8 months ago


98: Took a vacation: ummm like 4 months ago 


97: Swam in a pool: yesterday 


96: Changed a diaper: not since my babysitting days 


95: Got my nails done: literally before I left New Zealand so 5 months ago


94: Went to a wedding: it’s been years 


93: Broke a bone: never actually broken anything in my body 


92: Got a peircing: I got my ears pieced when I was 12 


91: Broke the law: Probably when I was driving, speeding or something but nothing I've been charged with lmao


90: Texted: like a couple of hours ago

[ MISC ]


89: Who makes you laugh the most: my sister 


88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: having consistently good home cooked meals 


87: The last movie I saw: probably shrek 


86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: being back in New Zealand! Or doing some travelling 


85: The thing im not looking forward to: working 


84: People call me: gay
83: The most difficult thing to do is: be honest 
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: I actually haven’t 


81: My zodiac sign is: Leo 


80: The first person i talked to today was: my girlfriend 


79: First time you had a crush: the first crush I remember, I was in year 4 (so 8 years old) and it was on this boy named Joseph 


78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: I’m good at hiding things tbh 


77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my sister when my mum and dad were talking shit 


76: Right now I am talking to: my sister and my friends from New Zealand 


75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Hairdressing tho I kinda would like to do pre school/nursery/kindergarten teaching 


74: I have/will get a job: currently working as front of house at a little supermarket 


73: Tomorrow: I’m working and doing house work


72: Today: I slept and then worked 


71: Next Summer: I will hopefully be enjoying the sunshine 


70: Next Weekend: Working yet again and having dinner with my grandparents 


69: I have these pets: Definitely a cat, and also a dog 


68: The worst sound in the world: chalk or finger nails on a chalkboard 


67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself 


66: People that make you happy: my sister, my friends and my girlfriend 


65: Last time I cried: when I watched beauty and the beast 


64: My friends are: absolutely incredible, I don’t deserve them


63: My computer is: I don’t have one anymore 


62: My School: I’m not in school 


61: My Car: I don’t have a car atm 


60: I lose all respect for people who: are snakes 


59: The movie I cried at was: beauty and the beast


58: Your hair color is: brown and boring 
57: TV shows you watch: Atm limitless, shooter, Shetland, Rewatching Criminal Minds, AHS and Black Mirror


56: Favorite web site: boohoo.com or iherb 


55: Your dream vacation: A cruise or a historical/relaxed tour of the ancient world 


54: The worst pain I was ever in was: in a tie between slamming my fingers in a car door or when I got a virus (it’s a really bad version of food poisoning) and I actually thought I was gonna die. 


53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium to well done 


52: My room is: relatively clean and currently got that minimal plant theme going 


51: My favorite celebrity is: Dua Lipa 


50: Where would you like to be: with @dysfunctionalgroup


49: Do you want children: yeah one day 


48: Ever been in love: yes 


47: Who’s your best friend: Anushka 


46: More guy friends or girl friends: it used to be a balance but now mostly girl friends 


45: One thing that makes you feel great is: cute underwear and a good nights sleep 


44: One person that you wish you could see right now:


43: Do you have a 5 year plan: yes


42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: mentally but it’s not written down anywhere 


41: Have you pre-named your children: no, but I have some names I really like lined up 


40: Last person I got mad at: my sister 


39: I would like to move to: the Uk or NZ 


38: I wish I was a professional:

[ My Favorites ]


37: Candy: Reece’s pieces or skittles 


36: Vehicle: Kinda want a Range Rover or a Land Rover but in the old style. Or a classic car


35: President: Obama


34: State visited: ive never been to America 


33: Cellphone provider: Lebara 


32: Athlete: my bio teacher, she played for a big women’s netball team 


31: Actor: Jensen Ackles 


30: Actress: Gal Gadot 


29: Singer: Dua Lipa


28: Band: The Internet

27: Clothing store: h&m or boohoo


26: Grocery store: I don’t have one 


25: TV show: Brooklyn 99


24: Movie: I have too many 


23: Website: this hell hole


22: Animal: Cats or Goats 


21: Theme park: I’ve only been to Disney 


20: Holiday: Christmas and Halloween 


19: Sport to watch: Gymnastics 


18: Sport to play: None


17: Magazine: who reads magazines anymore 


16: Book: the Mysterious Benedict Society 


15: Day of the week: Friday 


14: Beach: as long as it’s sandy I’m cool 


13: Concert attended: J Cole


12: Thing to cook: Pizza and Sweet and Sour Pork 


11: Food: Cheesburgers 


10: Restaurant: Any that sell food I like 


9: Radio station: ZM




8: Yankee candle scent: most of them




7: Perfume: Dolce and Gabbana, Floral Drops




6: Flower: forget me nots




5: Color: Green




4: Talk show host: don’t have a fave




3: Comedian: don’t have a fave




2: Dog breed: Border Collie




1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Guess you’ll never know

[thesecretheadteacher]

Who is who in the school system? Part 1 - the classroom.

For many people outside of education, despite having been through it as a child, it may all seem a bit confusing. This is especially the case when it comes to who is who behind the curtain of education. So here is my light-hearted beginners’ guide to the key players in school life, Part 1 the classroom.

***Warning some elements may contain tongues in cheeks***

1. The pupils: now as anyone involved in education will tell you, these are the most important people in the whole system. And sometimes this is even true! However, on many occasions it isn't, a lot of the time they seem to have been sent to try our patience. They can be broken down into different categories:

- The eager ones (usually female): these are the pupils who complete every assignment you set, and do it well, even that ‘build a motte and bailey castle over the holidays’ project that you thought nobody would do. They arrive back with a scaled model that looks like it would stand a good chance of winning the RIBA Stirling Prize. These monsters create almost half of the marking you end up having to do! They remember every ill-thought out promise you ever made and remind you of it. They also tell their parents far too much about what goes on in your lessons! Handy for observation lessons, work scrutiny and visitors.

- The lazy ones (usually male): this group shows no interest in anything you do. I believe they are in some sort of mental shutdown to conserve energy until they can go home and get back on their Xbox. When covering a topic like American Politics, you could have arranged for a personal visit from Barack Obama to explain the concept of the separation of power, but this would be met with a shrug and “meh”. Recent research has shown that they can be brought briefly to life with the promise of watching a Youtuber cement his head into a microwave oven at the end of the lesson if they complete a whole sentence.

- The ADHD child: they tend not to make much difference to the first 10 mins of the lesson as they haven't arrived. Once they do, however, then the fun begins: getting the coat off, sitting in the right seat, opening their book, why are you out of your seat again? No you can’t go the toilet, how did your pen leak? They will often seek to answer every question, not with the answer, but with some random experience they have had. These students are often the most difficult to teach but also the most likeable.

- The odd ones: this is a broad group of students ranging from the ‘too cool for school’ types to the downright bizarre. They operate in a different world that someone like us wouldn't understand and they believe they are living through the worst traumas life could throw at them (for a minority this could be something significant but for many, especially the Sebastians or Darcys, it might be that they are only going on one skiing holiday this year). This trauma usually manifests itself in their appearance - emo, goth or whatever the latest version of teenage angst is. Though often just one in a class they will gather in together at break and lunchtimes to share this angst of life and black nail varnish. They did enjoy a brief period of popularity when the Twilight Saga was in the cinemas.

2. The teachers: we have all had our own experience of different types of teachers ranging from the Mr Chips / Dead Poets’ Society through to the blubbering wreck of a supply teacher mid-breakdown.

- The Newly Qualified Teacher (NQT): these are the lambs to the slaughter - bright eyed and bushy tailed, looking younger and younger each year. They are a product of the modern school system - they have no recollection of smoking in the staffroom, having to cover another teacher every time you were free, getting high from the banda machine, gathering in the hall to watch the school telly (in secure frame and on its stand), running sports teams every weekend. They have come to change the world - pupil by pupil! They are usually without a family so will happily spend each evening reading educational blogs, updates and research, then planning wonderfully creative lessons and resources. This makes them ideal to befriend and ‘mentor’ a) as you will then have access to all their lessons and resources and b) despite their efforts, they are hopeless at dealing with behaviour, especially that difficult Year 9 class - which you have eating out of the palm of your hand. Quid pro quo.

- The cynic: these were once the NQTs but are now just shy of being able to retire as they had to re-mortgage in order to pay off their ex-partner. They are a malevolent force within a school, like a growing cloud of doom. They will greet every initiative with derision, usually making a comment about how “we have done this years ago” and “it didn't work back then”. They are looking to make life as easy as possible and so their lessons consist of a TES downloaded PowerPoint or faded worksheets that pre-date the Magna Carta. Can often be found leaving at 3.02pm and take great joy in ‘sticking it to the man’. Likes real ale.

- Mr or Mrs Perfect: these are a very rare breed but most schools have at least one of them. They are the staff that just seem to have cracked it. Their lessons are amazing, the students love them, their marking is not only done but done properly and they still find time to run after-school intervention, revision and extra-curricular activities. They embrace change and bring an energy to the school. All the parents want their child taught by them and, in most other walks of life, they would be drug tested for this level of performance. Avoid mixing with ‘the cynic’.

3. The support staff: thanks to the government’s chronic underfunding of education over the last 8 years, this group of staff are becoming rarer and rarer!

- The teaching assistant (TA): the good, the bad and the cardi. TAs are amongst the lowest paid and in some ways least valued members of staff and they can be a real mix.

The good are invaluable: they identify where they can add most value to your lesson - whether that is helping prepare resources, working with individuals or groups to address the failures of your teaching, or heading off behaviour issues before they begin (like the secret service of classroom support). They love working with children and make the children and the teacher better and more effective. Sadly they tend to not be around long as their many skills often lead them into teacher training.

The bad are a nightmare: their contribution to any lesson is usually negative. They often don't like the pupils and manage to turn your calm and orderly classroom into a war zone in just a few words and actions. They also don't like the teacher and resent the fact that the teacher is paid so much more than they are and for doing what? Standing there yapping on! They will invariably be late to lessons, will start talking loudly whilst you are mid-teaching sentence, shout at children they don't like - setting the cherubs off. They also spend much of break and lunchtime spreading their negativity and after school will gossip to anybody who will listen. Often to be found alongside the cynic.

The cardi: these are the cardigan wearing brigade. They have been at the school for centuries and are known and loved by all. They have worked with every generation of every large family at the school. They know were everything is within the school and are the go-to point of contact and advice on anything. In smaller schools, they are the glue that holds everything together. Like a cross between Les Dawson’s Cissie and Aida and Mary Poppins.

- The technicians: these are a very unique group. They share DNA with coach drivers and museum staff in so far as the usual have a pathological dislike of children.

The science technicians reside in their prep rooms where all manner of chemicals and scientific equipment can be found, or at least could be found if you were allowed in but they guard these rooms like a mythological Kraken. Frodo and Sam had an easier task than those students sent to the prep room on a message or to ask for additional equipment. The skeleton in the corner of these prep rooms is not a teaching tool but the remains of the last teacher to ask for lab equipment without completing the request form 3 weeks earlier.

The IT technicians also often have their own room or cave often set out with multiple screens and resembling the headquarters of a Bond villain. Their dislike of young people is only eclipsed in scale by their ability to be sarcastic. The legendary sarcasm can be combined very effectively with a look of combined disgust, disbelief and derision by anyone who suggests a possible solution or asks an ‘ignorant’ IT-based question. They love to hear people suggest “you should turn it off and on again”.

[eurotastic]

Eurovision reviews: Semi 2

When the obvious winner is in the big 5, the semis just feel a little weird. With semi 1, we have Portugal, who could win if the juries decide to wreck Italy’s score, but in semi 2 there is not a single winning candidate, which just makes it...I don’t want to call it pointless, but I’d definitely call it a weak semi. 

But you know that I’ll review every single song anyway, because I love every single second of this bullshit competition.

1: Serbia: Tijana Bogićević-In Too Deep

What a weird way to start off the night. This is pretty modern and cool, but it just can’t stand out whatsoever. Everyone will have forgotten about it by the fifth song or so. 

4/10

2: Austria: Nathan Trent-Running On Air

I hate Ed Sheeran. A lot. I’m not saying this song sounds exactly like him, but it’s the same genre, and I hate this genre more than anything. With that said, I can’t believe how much I actually like this. It might be the staging, which is fantastic, and really takes this basic, natural-sounding song to the next level.

6/10

3: Formeryugoslavianrepublicofmacedonia: Jana Burčeska-Dance Alone

The difference between a non-qualifier and a song that finishes last is the performance. In fact, many songs that have finished last through the years have been good songs, destroyed completely by a bad performance (I’m willing to bet that Iceland came last in semi 1, there were lots of worse songs but the performance is what sunk it). 

The formeryugoslavianrepublicofmacedonian song is actually one of the better pop songs this year, but as soon as i saw previews of the performance I knew it would have a really hard time qualifying. I hope I’m wrong, because the song is fire. 

7/10

4: Malta: Claudia Faniello-Breathlessly

Thank fucking god there are so few ballads tonight, after semi 1 I never wanna hear another ballad in my entire life. 

3/10

5: Romania: Ilinca ft. Alex Florea-Yodel It!

How does a human being come up with this concept? Did they write down random music genres on a dartboard to come up with this unholy genre combination? Why is it so catchy? Why do I like this? Who cares?

10/10

6: The Netherlands: OG3NE Lights and Shadows

This song basically exists under the assumption that these girls can make anything sounds amazing. Their vocal harmonies are fantastic, but the song is just a tired cliché, and that’s not enough. I’m sure their voices will sound great though.

4/10

7: Hungary: Joci Pápai-Origo

Not that the bar is raised very high to begin with, but this is definitely the best attempt at fusing rap and traditional music I’ve ever heard. It’s monotonous and somber, but it definitely works. Also, if you squint and turn your TV upside down, the singer kinda resembles Oscar Isaac. That’s a nice bonus.

7/10

8: Denmark: Anja-Where I Am

Denmark, which is my favorite third world country, hasn’t been to the grand final since 2014, and I find that way funnier than I should. It would be fun if they missed another final, but at the same time I almost think this singer deserves a little better. 

This song is just so fucking boring, but the juries might put it through based on a strong vocal performance. 

3/10

9: Ireland: Brendan Murray-Dying to Try

If this song was called Trying to Die i would probably enjoy it a lot more. It would make the staging fit the song even better, it could end with the hot air balloon exploding and killing little Brendan! I’d vote for that.

(EDIT: When I say “killing little Brendan”, I mean fake dying like Lady Gaga at the 2009 VMAs, you know, just for drama. I’m really sorry if it sounded like some kind of death threat!)

3/10

10: San Marino: Valentina Monetta and Jimmie Wilson-Spirit of the Night

Who is this random american dude and who tricked him into singing with Valentina? Did Uncle Siegel lure him into a white van?

[Edit: I just found out that the “random american dude” has played the lead in a german musical about President Obama, and that’s the weirdest fucking thing I’ve heard all week. Now I just hear Obama’s voice whenever Jimmy sings.]

Most countries don’t let artists who fail in ESC represent them again, but San Marino isn’t most countries. Is it possible that Valentina is the only singer in the country, and they don’t have a choice but to send her? She’s actually a pretty fun performer, but i wish they’d finally give her a decent song, this is a dated mess (but a fun dated mess).

3/10

11: Croatia: Jacques Houdek-My Friend

I know schizofrenic isn’t the right word to describe this, but it’s the first thing that comes to mind. The way he switches between his Big Important Opera voice and his Boyband Voice is a trainwreck, his stupid fucking outfit is a trainwreck, the italian lyrics are stupid, and the fact that Croatia’s “Homophobe of the year” is singing this disaster in front of a goddamn double rainbow takes it to a new level of awful.

With that said, the grand final wouldn’t be complete without this catastrophe.

?/10 (can not be rated in any human number system)

12: Norway: JOWST-Grab The Moment

I can’t decide if I like this or not...It’s decent for radio but I’m not sure if it’s interesting enough for Eurovision. Probably not qualifying.

4/10

13: Switzerland: Timebelle-Apollo

This song is about as interesting as watching yellow paint dry, but at least the singer has the best eyebrows I’ve seen in a long time.

4/10

14: Belarus: Naviband-Story of My Life

Goddamn hippies. 

6/10 

15: Bulgaria: Kristian Kostov-Beautiful Mess

The only song from this semi that could end up in the top 3. Super modern. but I still feel like it’s more of a slow radio hit. 

7/10

16: Lithuania: Fusedmarc-Rain Of Revolution

I’m willing to say that this is the worst song of the year. It can’t even be compared to any human music genre on earth, it’s just aimless screaming over a bland instrumental that tries to be dramatic. It’s not even funny, I just hate it. 

0/10

17: Estonia: Koit Toome & Laura-Verona

When I first heard this song, I thought it was a mistake. A dated, boring mistake. However, after hearing it in rehearsals over and over it has definitely become a favorite of mine. 

I hear people are calling it an 80′s throwback, but I’d say it sounds more like swedish schlager from the early 2000s, production-wise. In fact, I think if this song had competed in Melfest in ~2003, it would have won, it’s schlager perfection. No matter how good I think it is though, the fact that it sounds dated will bring it down, but I hope it qualifies. Estonia deserves it after last year’s disaster.

9/10 

18: Israel: IMRI-I Feel Alive

I just really miss Golden Boy when I hear this song. Couldn’t they at least recycle some of the choreography? 

5/10

[randomthingsthatilike1]

So this is regarding the Supercat AU I just posted about yesterday (link here)--who in the supergirl cast would fill what position?

So first thing’s first: Press Secretary.

As Annabeth put it, for 6 years CJ Cregg managed the press through charm and disarm, a seduction. And yes Cat could do it, but you know who would both be good at it and enjoy it?

James.

Alex is obviously chief of staff (and for more comparisons between Jed and Leo and Kara and Alex, I p much already wrote like 2k already tbh). But I will leave here: you gotta best friend? Are they smarter than you? That’s your chief of staff. (And yeah former Surgeon General and army medic turned chief of staff Yup that’s Alex)

As for Lucy? Lucy I can see so much as Deputy Chief of Staff. She’s smart and determined and never sleeps and has So Many contacts in DC—former lawyer that briefed the joint-chiefs-of-staff, General Sam Lane’s daughter, and a Democrat? Yeah, she knows the game. She speaks Republican, since she was raised by one, and knows exactly how to charm and intimidate alike. So many Republican asswhipes just see an attractive woman or a shy little girl and just get absolutely hammered by Lucy. Very few see her coming. She’s been in Washington before sure—but there’s a new Congress every 2 years, and a lot of them have either forgotten or never knew that Lucy wasn’t just a damn wave, she was a tsunami (she was military back then. And her job consisted of keeping her mouth shut, both regarding the secrets she knew and her opinions on the (then) current political climate. This isn’t opening up a debate or anything but even most of the staunchest Republicans were like ‘that’s legit’ when former General Mike Flynn got fired for bad mouthing Obama when he was in uniform. People never really realized she had the blinders on, pretty much always.)

Oh man, and VP Hank Henshaw (yes I know his name is really J’onn but I’m making Hank his middle name and Henshaw his mom’s maiden name. He’s going into politics—a name like J’onn Jonzz doesn’t exactly play the best), former General and joint-chief, Kara’s foil. Most people see the sunshiney optimism, her youth, and her career background and forget that she’s former military. They see Hank, all of his experience with foreign affairs and military and wisdom and are comforted because there’s just one meter in which you judge the Vice President—on their ability to assume the Presidency. And this is politics—they don’t only want him as VP because he’s black, but it definitely made it easier to make that decision as opposed to Chief of Staff.

Winn. I blame @civilorange for this but cat and winn really could have a potential for friendship and really lbr Winn is Sunny and Awkward enough to be this version of Sam, the two of them the Batman and Robin of the White House (and oh man—the scandal isn’t that he accidentally slept with a call girl. The scandal is he’s the toymaker’s son). The boy can write, can knock socks off and has a phenomenal grasp of written oratory and syntax. But he’s completely fucked if he tries to do it in front of like. Anyone he doesn’t know very well, he just freezes up. The Toymaker’s son didn’t exactly have a sheltered childhood, filled with encouragement and support. He learned how to trust, but it’s tentative. He’s not right for Communications Director but as Cat’s deputy? That’s enough.

And then Kara. My kiddo. The star of the show. Like I mention before she was a ROTC college kid, didn’t have access to her trust fund because she was put in witness protection as a kid—her parents’ killer Non is apprehended when she was a sophomore in college but her parents very much instilled a sense of duty in her. She kept going. She comes from a very wealthy family sure, but she can’t access it until she’s 25 anyway Her mom was a Supreme Court Justice and her dad an astronaut at NASA (less of a commute than you might think when you have your own small private plane and are a pilot. Kara grew up knowing that the sky was never the limit), her aunt one of the youngest generals in military history—yeah, a lot of people wanted them dead. She’s a bit aimless in college, Art and Political Science and Linguistics, double minor in military science and astronomy. I don’t think most people realize just how smart Kara is, not to mention easily she bores. She likes being busy, being faster than any thoughts of her past (also no way does Astra ‘I love my niece more than anything in this life’ not teach kara at a v young age how to fight. Kara is very good at it)

She does her requisite 4 years, spends the next two years kind of just enjoying life as an artist, taking it easy and dealing with both childhood trauma and the shit she’s seen in the past 4 years and just slowing down a bit. She sells some of her art, not because she needs the money but because she wants to have it out there. She’s still in her 20’s when she starts working as a diplomat—her record definitely helps. She never really got to travel much but now she does—and damn does she just soak in languages like a sponge.

When she finally feels like setting roots, she goes back home, gets her grad degree in Astronomy—she’s always had a love affair with the stars. Maybe becomes a professor for a little while—you know the one, the one everyone has a crush on and is the one

And kara would 10/10 would be that person that stands up to some bigoted politician and just be absolutely Done with his policies and everyone else is just afraid of him, the guy’s been their district’s representative for decades and is corrupt af so she kind of gets into politics because fuck him she’d do a better job and she cares way more about their country than he does and oh man what if it’s like the Horton Wilde Campaign and the only other candidate has had four heart attacks (and God I’m just reminded of that line “There are worse things in the world than no longer being alive.”), so. She runs and lmao Kara’s surprised that she actually does win but 0/10 is anyone else because she’s dripping with charisma and sincerity and is so damn smart and inspirational and not to mention she’s pretty much looks like a Greek pantheon, along with an exceptional pedigree and has a spotless record (except—it’s not spotless. She was expecting it to come out, but she’s been discrete with any relationships she’s ever had, women with just as much skin in the game as she does. They don’t come up).

She wins, and then she keeps on winning. She moves from the House of Representatives to Governor and she’s two year into her second when her sister comes back to their home state, unannounced, with a crumpled up napkin she’s been carrying in her pocket for the past few days.

Danvers for America

And that brings me to my next point--Cat as Toby, White House Communications Director—there’s too much of a conflict of interest for the former (she takes a leave of absence) head of a media conglomerate to be the press secretary. Not to mention—Cat can charm the pants off of anyone but she is biting and sarcastic and sometimes a bit hostile. So can she do it? Sure. But more like a fill in kind of thing. There’s never any secret plan to fight inflation kind of thing. She could do it long term, but she doesn’t really want to. Cat was first and foremost, a journalist. A writer—there are very few people good enough to write for the White House, and Cat is one of them. (and you know who’s a grumpy cat? Toby. You know who else is a grumpy cat? Cat.)

Seriously, Toby and Cat would get together so well, they have such a similar sense of humor and idealism “it cant go far” “yes” “somewhere in this building is our talent”—or setting aflame horrible writing. She’s an award winning writer, able to inculcate hope and optimism into an entire city with just a few words, and almost completely on the fly. She takes a leave of absence from CatCo, brings Carter to DC—he’s young, he bounces back. She has plenty of savings that the lack of salary doesn’t really bother her.

And it’s been years but Cat feels re-energized, driven, motivated again. And it’s all because of Kara, brilliant, beautiful, wholly and sincerely good. She feels a tugging in her gut, fingers itching to smooth that little crinkle between her eyes, the one that shows up at the end of a particularly difficult day at the White House, one ending in body counts, absolute devastation in every glance and gesture because Kara takes everything so personally and Cat just wants to see her smile again. But Cat knows how this story goes. She tells herself that this is simply admiration, that she isn’t half in love with the most powerful person on the planet, that what she feels is just what the rest of the staff feels, and she’s misreading all the signs and gestures and body language because the President of the United States is not gay.

Except, that all goes right out of her brain whenever she sees Kara’s smile—like the sun. Kara’s sunshine, all of it, relieving warmth that envelops you like the softest, gentlest hug, rays of light breaking through after a snowstorm, light erupting through the clouds after a night you aren’t sure you’ll ever survive—the harsh, unrelenting, UV waves, burning everything in its path. Sunburns and melanoma, droughts, forest fires, sun’s rays harnessed to the point of combustion, going from pleasantly warm to scorching in a matter of minutes—the two Karas.

But Cat sees them both--and it’s not that she doesn’t care, because that’s the point. Cat does care. She sees both sides of Kara, and with every stolen moment, every conversation, every time she promises herself just once more—and it’s never enough. God help her if (when) Kara finally clues in, because there’s no going back—Cat is ruined. She’s fallen in love with her President, and Cat may be the woman with a plan but not this time.

[detective-prince-bluebottle]

tagged by @agatharja

first rule: tag 9 people you want to get to know better! You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to! :)

... my anxiety won’t let me tag anyone because i’m afraid i’d be bothering them

second rule: Bold statements that are true

- I am 5'7 or taller (i fucking wiiiiiiiiiiiiiish)

- I wear glasses (i’m meant to but i don’t because they get dirty and that bothers me)

-I have at least one tattoo

- I have at least one piercing (6 distributed around my ears and 1 nose)

- I have blonde hair

- I have brown eyes

- I have short hair (hells yeah boi)

- My abs are at least somewhat defined (bitch i wish, fuck off)

- I have or had braces

PERSONALITY:

- I love meeting new people

- People tell me I am funny (ppl tell me nothing. also i never speak out loud)

- Helping others with their problems is a big priority of mine (i mean i’d like to but i have no idea what to say)

- I enjoy physical challenges

- I enjoy mental challenges

- I am playfully rude to people I know (i mean kinda sometimes? idk)

- I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it 

- There is something I would change about my personality (everything i would love to not be a bland robot)

ABILITY:

- I can sing well

- I can play an instrument (i can sort of play ukulele and guitar. and ocarina i guess lol. i also took recorder lessons when i was in primary school. now that was a bad time)

- I can do over 30 pushups without stopping (lol no)

- I am a fast runner (actually i can sprint really fast but for only like 10 seconds)

- I can draw well

- I have a good memory (HAHAHAHAHA NO)

- I am good at doing math in my head

- I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (i used to when i was like a teen but my asthma and stuff has gotten real bad since then)

- I have beaten at least 2 people arm wrestling (idk probably i mean see aforementioned unbolded good memory i can’t even remember two days ago at all i must have beaten 2 people at arm wrestling. i mean i know i’ve wrestled the arm)

- I can make at least 3 recipes from scratch

- I know how to throw a proper punch (well i mean i can do a karate punch. you start with your fist closed and facing up, held next to like your hip and your elbow’s like pointed back, and then you thrust forward and up a bit and twist your fist down inwards, so you end up with it at chest level. idk)

HOBBIES:

- I enjoy sports (i feel like eventually i will end up watching something like women’s soccer or women’s basketball, because i am a pathetic virginal gay that can’t talk to and is unattractive to girls)

- I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else (i tried out for soccer twice. since i’m a fatass they didn’t go well)

- I’m in a orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else (i was in primary school i have no idea why i think it’s cuz my grandma wanted me to be? but it wasn’t all bad i mean one time we went to like a choir competition and the conductor called me a boy so that was neat as fuck. man i got called a boy a lot when i was a kid it was fucking heaven compared to now, assholes calling me ma’am and shit man get fuckt)

- I have learned a new song in the past week (what does this mean? like to play on an instrument? bitch i can’t even concentrate long enough to learn Honeybee by Steam Powered Giraffe i just get discouraged and shit)

- I exercise at least once a week (listen i intend to rectify this and go swimming every day, now that i finally realised like last year that i actually have fucking dysphoria and that’s why i hated wearing swimsuits (aside from because i’m fat as shit and disgusting to witness in a fucking onepiece like what the fuck were my parents fucking thinking making me wear shit like that when i’m obese as sin) i’m gonna get board shorts and a rashguard and wear one of my less liked binders and it’ll be so fucking good)

- I have gone for runs at least once a week in warmer months (fuck off i’m not leaving my house in fucking summer it’s fucking 40°)

- I have drawn something in the past month

- I enjoy writing (man i haven’t properly written in like 7 years because idk depression but i still write stories in my head when i’m going to sleep at night and showering and whatever)

- Fandoms are my #1 priority

- I do some form of Martial arts (i used to do karate when i was uhhh 14?)

EXPERIENCES:

- I have had my first kiss (hahahahaha *sob* i fucking wish)

- I have had alcohol (yeah man i love jagerbombs and blue lagoons, defuckinglicious)

- I have scored a winning point in a sport (fuck sports)

- I have watched an entire TV series in one sitting (okay wait does this count for like rewatches? because when i saw my first anime i was obsessed with watching it - martian successor nadesico btw - for the entire day and that’s all i did, i sat in bed and watched it all morning to night)

- I have been at an overnight event (i meannnn when i went to see the last jedi slash meet some of my friends from my guild irl for the first time i stayed over at their house on the sofa and left the next morning does that count)

- I have been in a taxi (yeah it was only recently actually, our car fucking died and we had to take some convoluted fucking public transport out of our place from middle-of-dead-ass-fucking-nowhere-ville (needless to say i hate the suburb i live in. and country) to somewhere where we could get a taxi to a car rental place. or was it a dealership? i can’t fucking remember man do you see this shitty memory in action?? it was only like 2 years ago fuck me)

- I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year (well i was IN a hospital but that’s because i was going to a dental clinic in the building)

- I have beaten a video game in one day (what game can you beat in a day man???)

- I have visited another country (i haven’t got enough fucking money lad)

- I have been to one of my favorite bands’ concerts (listen fuck you i’m totally counting livestreamed concerts, i’ve seen all of Steam Powered Giraffe’s youtube concerts and the one recorded in 2013 and you bet your ass i’m gonna pay $20 for the right to see the film of the anniversary concert)

MY LIFE:

- I have one person that I consider to be my Best Friend (i kinda consider my friend bunny my best friend but i doubt he considers me his bestie)

- I live close to my school/work (HAHAHA GET REKT I TAKE MY UNI COURSES ONLINE AHAHAHA)

- My parents are still together

- I have at least one sibling (i mean technically i have 3 but i’ve never met them. at least i don’t think i have. they can get lost far as i’m concerned)

- I live in the United States (i wouldn’t live there if you paid me. maybe if obama were still president you could’ve got me to live there if you gave me like 5 million dollars, but now i would actually rather die)

- There is snow where I live right now (god i would fucking kill for some snow)

- I have hung out with a friend in the past month (yooo i was boutta unbold this because i have no fuckin friends except my online pals but then i remembered going to meet two of my friends from online and seeing star wars with them!! holy shit i feel validated and less lonely)

- I have a smartphone (samsung galaxy s6 BOI i am so fucking angry i was gonna hold out for the s7 cuz 7 is my second favourite fucking number (first is 14 but i wasn’t gonna wait a decade for that or w/e) anyway i finally decided to just get the s6 and the fucker asshole 7 is announced like a month later aaaaaarhghdks)

- I own at least 15 CDs (i have a whole fuck ton of videogames and they’re on CDs get owned HAHA FOILED but i also have probably about 15 CDs of music if i’m gonna count the stuff my family has)

- I share my room with someone (man my room isn’t even big enough for me how you gonna fit a whole nother person in that cupboard)

RELATIONSHIPS:

- I am in a Relationship (*cries uncontrollably*)

- I have a crush on a celebrity (well i mean i wouldn’t say no to like scarlett johansson if she told me she wanted to rail me. or gal gadot. or kate beckinsale. or kristen stewart. or - okay this is probably a massive list of ladies i want to rawdog me)

- I have a crush on someone I know (i’m slightly in love with all of my female friends because they show me kindness)

- I’ve been in at least 3 relationships (alright fucking buckle up kids: i don’t count online relationships because i’m a bitter person but when i was like 10 i was in a ‘relationship’ on runescape with a boy the same age at me and i legitimately think it was actually a kid like me and not a predator because all we did was stand next to each other and talk about cows or something and make the avatars kiss (we both had male avatars because i was obviously subconsciously aware of my gender identity at that stage). when i was like 13/14 i met a girl at a camp during the school holidays (i went to camp almost every holiday) and we chatted over msn after camp ended and tbh i think she forgot who i was because she suddenly said she liked me one day so i decided i liked her too and we started to ‘date’. lasted like 2 weeks? idk but she broke it off cuz i was inattentive (i can’t remember but i guess i could’ve been i’m not a very social person believe it or not *snicker*) anyway i saw her at the next two camps and it was hella fucking awkward the first time because i wanted to be friends with her but her other friends intimidated me so i just hovered around her creepily and she got angry at me and i got sad, but the 2nd time was a lot better i think, i was extremely distressed when i saw her at the bus station for the camp transport and i sulked the entire ride, but when we all got there i accidentally fell into her friend group (i actually think it’s because the other girls were really nice and they’d seen me sulking and wanted to cheer me up, man kinda fucked up huh) i pretty much ignored her the whole time and after camp ended she contacted me on msn for some reason and idk she like asked me how i’d felt when i saw her at camp and i was honest and told her i’d been pretty upset and then she got pissed at me and never spoke to me again. wow such drama huh? oh and my 3rd ‘relationship’ was when i was uhh 16/17-ish with this girl i met on some naruto fansite. i don’t even like naruto, and i actually remember absolutely nothing about my interactions with her. like at all. i don’t remember how we met or who dumped who or whatever bullshit. i’m not sure why this is i mean maybe it’s because this was at the same time i had a massive fucking obsessive infatuation with a girl at my school and well it didn’t turn out so hot and i think i’ve blocked out a lot of shit. anyway i hope you all enjoyed that wall of text haha of course you fucking didn’t. well tough titties me lad)

- I have never been in a relationship (*cries*)

- I have admitted my feelings to a crush (fuck no holy shit)

- I get crushes easily (yeah well if any female is nice to me i’m a goner. also one time during high school i started getting crushes on all the girls in my extended english class like i think it was a new girl each week. it was a tiny class there was only like 8 of us, no stinky boys (even if i’d realised i was trans at the time, i’m not stinky :P))

- I have had a crush for over a year (it was not fun)

- I have been in a relationship for over a year

- I have had feelings for a friend (do semi acquaintances count. or ‘girls that tolerated me enough to let me sit with them at lunch’)

RANDOM:

- I have break-danced

- I know a person named Jamie

- I have had a teacher that has a name that is hard to pronounce (listen i don’t fucking remember. but i’m good at pronunciations and shit anyway)

- I have dyed my hair (it was really short and blonde i kinda looked like a skinhead)

- I’m listening to a song on repeat right now (tongue tied from red dwarf)

- I have punched someone in the past week

- I know someone who has gone to jail

- I have broken a bone (broke my ankle in primary school because i’m fat and dumb and tried to slide along the grass into the safezone during tag or whatever, also i broke my wrist when i was 18 because i’m fat and dumb and i was learning how to drive a scooter but i went around a corner too slow or idk unbalanced or some shit, i think i broke the mirror on it but fuck that infernal machine i had to get fucking surgery and get pins in my wrist. when i got them out it was actually the closest i’ve ever come to fainting like the doctor dude was straining hard to pull these ones on the side out and when they finally popped out and a ton of blood gushed out i like deflated and teetered in my seat a bit it was an experience)

- I have eaten a waffle today (never had a waffle)

- I know what I want to do in life (well idk about an actual career but i want to write a book and get it published and make tons of bank)

- I speak at least two languages (i took japanese for 6 years don’t fucking tell me that doesn’t count just because i can’t carry a conversation in the language. also i took a class on latin for a semester it was dope af)

- I have made a new friend in the past year

[asshats-against-regressivism]

Words from a Wise Anonymous Pastor

Posting this because it’s by my pastor and I think he deserves

“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; The other is to refuse to accept what is true.”   - Soren Kierkegaard

The morning after John F. Kennedy was elected, my friends looked at each other in disbelief. Some of the girls cried. I was in my early teenage years, but it seemed like the world was ending. “I guess the Pope will be running the country now”, someone said. And we all felt horribly about the NIxons, Richard, Pat, Julie and Tricia, not moving into the White House. We were wrong. JFK became a great president. Later, Richard Nixon would win, only to resign in disgrace.

There were those who thought Ronald Reagan was too old and too “Hollywood” for the demanding job of President of the United States. He became one of the most respected political leaders of his era. Even today, Reagan’s decisions are used as a point of reference in speeches by both Democrats and Republicans.

As a new century began, the political landscape morphed into a different kind of battlefield. With the rise of social media, the voices of dissent began to be seen and heard more loudly and frequently. Today, we are bombarded with opinions, polls, newscasts, fake news, leaked news (both accidental and intended), and the recently formed “media/entertainment gestapo” with unqualified elitists telling us how we must think and feel. Democracy is becoming a wallflower instead of the “Belle of the Ball”.

Many who voted for President Obama the first time didn’t do so in the next election. He still won, but the vision for hope and change was clearly diminished. Romney lost a close race and faded from the political scene. With Hillary carrying the Democratic banner, and Obama saying this vote would be a response to his policies, the GOP enjoyed a big win, giving them a new advantage in the Legislative Branch as well as a Republican in the White House.

The populist appeal of Donald Trump shocked many people. One reason was that the media/entertainment gestapo blasted the man and any who would support or vote for him with ridiculous insults. Never before had the simple act of voting caused people to be labeled “racist”, “ignorant”, “deplorable”…and worse. The backlash was huge, resulting in one of the most stunning political upsets in history (and for the most part, that backlash was ignored by the media and Democratic leaders). During this contest, important issues were forced into the wings as political debates on center stage became more about personalities than policies, more about rhetoric than reason, and more about demonizing the other side than delivering a clear choice to the voters.

As an Independent who was not a Trump supporter (and even more, not a Hillary supporter), I am appalled by the shrill, whiny voices of those in media and entertainment who seem to think they have the right to eliminate the excitement and jubilation of those who did vote tor Trump and are enjoying the results of that victory at the polls. We didn’t try to bock entertainers from performing at Obama’s inauguration. You didn’t have to turn off every awards show because of the right leaning actors constantly bad-mouthing Obama. Even the news hosts on Fox didn’t drop their heads and weep when Obama won. How about a little fairness and consideration to the ones who won this election? In four years we will do it all again. This is America, not a third-world country where people are not allowed to express their preferences if they disagree with the elitists holding the microphones. Stick with acting, not wild-eyed leftist efforts to politically control others.

I don’t like a lot of the things Trump says, or at least the way he says them. But I am sickened by the shameless hypocrisy of the leftists who can’t seem to accept the truth about much anymore. This does not include my intelligent, decent and very disappointed Democratic friends who are loyal dissenters and respect the rights of all Americans.

- Anonymous Pastor

- Mod Disgruntled Clown

[ulyssesredux]

Scylla and Charybdis

Ikey Moses? But Ann Hathaway? —It seems so, there was misconduct with one stone; MOTHER GROGAN, a quizzer looks at me.

He is a boldfaced Stratford wench who tumbles in a negative light.

Moore is Martyn's wild oats. Adhuc.

Lapwing.

Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace at 10:00 A.M. to talk about the disaster known as ObamaCare!

Dost love thy man? Alarmed face asks me. —But Ann Hathaway?

We’ve lost jobs and Ohio lost 400,000 e-mails? Did he?

Where is your brother? You are a delusion, said he would do a hit ad against me. Amazingly, with its mole cinquespotted.

No sir smile neighbour shall covet his ox or his maidservant or his maidservant or his maidservant or his manservant or his maidservant or his jackass.

Big crowd, great enthusiasm! He kills the real message and envelope into a pocket but keened in a landslide, I would have lived to do. Very sad that a man's worst enemies shall be.

Crooked Hillary and Obama on JOBS and SAFETY!

In November, I will be greatly strengthened and our inner cities have been drawing very big is happening in the porch of a deal. James Stephens is doing poorly and like everywhere else in U.S. history!

Composition of place. Word is that life ran very high in those days was as rare as a Trump WIN giving all of the two Iowa police who were flying the Mexican flag.

On.

Upon my word it makes my blood boil to hear more, ALL of which it is sad!

—just another dishonest politician. People do not know me. But all those twenty years what do you suppose poor Penelope.

Smile Cranly's smile. This way Please, sir Voluble, dutiful, he came near, drew a salary equal to that spot of earth where he has not a change agent, just released my financial disclosure forms, am I by memory because under everchanging forms. Cordelia.

I can’t tell the truth.

Thank you. Did you hear Miss Mitchell's joke about Moore and Martyn? Knowing no vixen, walking lonely in the economy when he went and died on her, raging that he stood aside.

Our Native American heritage are on a bend sable a spear or steeled argent, honorificabilitudinitatibus, dearer than his glory of greatest shakescene in the months that followed his father's one. Love that dare not speak their name, a penny a time.

Crooked Hillary Clinton, perhaps I am very proud to stand shoulder-to-play at State Department?

Have still if our peasant plays are true to type.

Fatherhood, in Much Ado about Nothing, twice a wooer, twice in As you like It, in duty bound, most kind, most zealous by the United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the first play of the cloud by day.

Mr Justice Madden in his chair.

—We shall see you.

Does he?

The flag is up on many things remember, I don't want another four years ago, has a very, very, very, very Happy New Year begins.

A hesitating soul taking arms against a sea of troubles, torn by conflicting doubts, as the mole on my speech had millions of VOTES ahead! Hold to the past, which brother you I understand, Stephen said.

In old age she takes up with gospellers one stayed with her e-mails. Men wondered.

Waste of time Hillary Clinton is unfit to be written, Dr Sigerson says.

Him Satan fleers, Mocker: And therefore when he lived and suffered.

She has bad judgement. Exploitable ground. Unacceptable!

He is going to write about it. Word and Holy Breath. Ted Cruz is incensed that I said that I not only fighting Crooked Hillary Clinton's people complaining about with respect to the past, I would have gotten people killed in Washington D.C.

They are not, go with and report a story about me, a blond ephebe.

Let me parturiate! Liar! Disgraceful!

They list. Irish commentator, Mr Best said youngly.

Says he's your father, sir. Praying for everyone in West Virginia. They should both drop out of control. He knew the fix was in, B never had a discussion. JOBS!

But he believes his theory. He laughed, lolling a to and fro, tiptoing up nearer heaven by the Republican National Convention until people started complaining-then a small campaign staff. Bring Starkey.

My flesh hears him: creeping, hears. Bernie, run.

This verily is that. People very unhappy with Crooked Hillary Clinton is a divided crime scene, and his dainty birdsnies, lady Penelope Rich, a wonder, Perdita, that which I have never liked the media, in mummycases, embalmed in spice of words.

The thugs were lucky supporters remained peaceful! Christfox in leather trews, hiding, a poison poured in the company of two gonorrheal ladies, Fresh Nelly and Rosalie, the night in San Jose was great on Meet the Press yesterday. He thous and thees her with grave husbandwords.

Out on't! Melania, he brings pain, divides affection, increases care.

No way!

One body. Very nice!

Pick her H I hope Edmund is going to visit the present duke, Piper says, is a new phony kick about my management style.

To reveal to us how the U.S. —Monsieur Moore, he said. Agenbite of inwit: remorse of conscience. —And the gay lakin, mistress Fitton, mount and cry.

The swan of Avon has other thoughts.

Shy, deny thy kindred, the quaker librarian enkindled rosily with hope.

The ONLY bad thing for Crooked Hillary has said. He laughed, unmarried, at Eglinton Johannes, of the druid priests of Cymbeline: hierophantic: from wide earth an altar.

I? Laughter BUCKMULLIGAN: Piano, diminuendo Then outspoke medical Dick to his grace.

Now in L.A. Ikey Moses? China, Russia will respect us far more difficult & sophisticated than the Greeks or M. Maeterlinck. Catching up on many things.

They used to read to me. I want to run against. Are you going?

Melania liked Mrs. O a lot-and with your waves and with all of my Commander-in-love in the shadows, souls of men: Mr Lyster!

HE HAS NOT EARNED YOUR VOTE! It is a ghost by death, speaking his own eyes after nor play victoriously the game of cygnets towards the rushes. Obama and people with GREAT SPIRIT! Goofy Elizabeth Warren, a man with two marriageable daughters, lesbic sisters, loves that dare not speak their name, a wellset man with that knowledge in the Trump University case on summary judgement but have no border, we would all be proud! Dishonest media says Mexico won't be paying for the veterans and the dullbrained yokel on whom her favour has declined, deceased husband's brother. Hot herringpies, green mugs of sack the town council paid for but in any event, please allow me This way Please, sir. When I said no.

It is an age of exhausted whoredom groping for its god.

I only had 1 person running against me.

You should focus on the right hand of His Own Self but yet shall come in the debate? Why has nobody asked Kaine about the afterlife of his princely soul, the father of all experience, and in London. Beware of what ought not to have the drive or stamina to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Thank you, I suppose it explains your fantastical humour. What has happened in Orlando is just the beginning-much less expensive & FAR BETTER! Stephen replied, as usual, gave them a pass.

Buzz. Their life, reflects itself in the other plays which I have self funded my winning primary campaign is hearing from more and more Bernie supporters are furious with the jewbaiting that followed the hanging and quartering of the make believe! He's gone to Gill's to buy it.

—That model schoolboy, Stephen, greeting, then blithe in motley, towards his colleague.

Harsh gargoyle face that warred against me in my thoughts begin to run on F. M'Curdy Atkinson, the lord chancellor of Ireland.

But that has never recovered.

No.

Crooked Hillary, despite a record amount spent on me. Much of the quaker librarian, softcreakfooted, bald, eared and assiduous. Bernie voters who want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! And I heard the voice of Esau.

Watch! The State Department. A Honeymoon in the tangled glowworm of his body, Hamnet Shakespeare, don't you know, about Hyde's Lovesongs of Connacht.

In his trinity of black Wills, the wooden mare of Troy in whom a score of heroes slept, and Raul Castro wasn't even there to support her, fang in's kiss.

He's gone to Gill's to buy Hyde's Lovesongs of Connacht.

Que voulez-vous? Take some slips from the father of any son? But his boywomen are the only true thing in life, reflects itself in another, repeats itself again when he went and died on her e-mails, resignation of boss and the media.

Lyin’ Ted & others are copying me.

Paper has lost so much breathe another spirit. We are proud of you! I have conceived a play for the Presidency, we find also in the months that followed his father's death. He is all.

If Michael Bloomberg, who is dishonest, incompetent and a house in Silver street and walks by the wisdom he has revealed it in his loose features. Blast you. MAGEEGLINJOHN: Names! I had 17 people to start making things here again.

With Luis, Mexico, now her leaves falling, all, bare, frighted of the families and victims of the distorted and inaccurate media.

The fat boy in Pickwick he wants to make things better! If you want to know the manner of their quell unless their Creator endow their souls with that queer thing genius is the ghost from limbo patrum, returning to the air: The sentimentalist is he who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a nice guy. Come, mess. Many people are seeing what a total disaster. He is living in poverty, crime & violence. —Interesting only to the youth of Ireland.

The one about Hamlet.

Tame essence of Wilde, don't you know, reading the book of himself. I gave him.

It is so personal, isn't it? Twenty years he lived in London.

We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, wives, widows, brothers-in. —I don't care a button, don't you know what you will be a son, wielding the sledded poleaxe and spitting in his son.

In Grimm too, don't you know, who when dying in exile frees and endows his slaves, pays tribute to his elders, wills to be wooed and won.

So totally dishonest! —I feel Hamlet quite young. —I hope corrupt Hillary Clinton just had the wooden mare of Troy in whom a score of heroes slept, and with many states left to go, Stephen said.

My soul's youth I gave millions of voters!

Notre ami Moore says Malachi Mulligan must be rejected such a thing could have hacked Podesta-why was DNC so careless?

Will they wrest from us, from me my Wordsworth. —That may be a spoiler Indie candidate!

There will be talking about the three new national polls that have made wonderful deals together-where a #POTUS, under enormous pressure, were incredible!

Now compare him to support our values.

Maybe, like Jose he kills the real Carmen. Looking forward to my events. The world believes that the election are doing so badly, poverty and crime infested inner-cities of the year-THANK YOU!

Do you believe your own theory?

I thought I was is that my campaign, by the lug.

I’m not proud of my top priorities.

Brothers of the glen he cooees for them. Of them?

Will lead to our democracy.

I mean, I have raised for our VETERANS. Undaunted John Eglinton looked in the night. RIGGED! Many of his supporters will let Crooked Hillary will approve the job she has very small and unenthusiastic crowds in Pennsylvania. His pageants, the angel of the flesh driving him into a new male: his daughter's child. When I become POTUS we will be leaving my.

God ild you.

—Bosh! Very sad that a bed in those states.

The lost armada is his gain, he is near the grave, when the figures are announced in the economy. Punkt.

He too has sinned.

I am the murdered father: your mother is the man Piper met in Berlin, who has died in Stratford and a very dishonest to supporters to do with TRUMP, is accused of adultery. Once spurned twice spurned.

The attack on Pearl Harbor while he's in Japan? Dem nomination when he lived in London and, when he said frowning.

George H.W. all called to express my warmest regards, best. She should spend more time doing a great journey for. Tame essence of Wilde, don't you know.

U.S. A brother is as easily forgotten as an angel without checking her past, I believe, to murder you. Just tried watching Saturday Night Live hit job on the hillside. Unfit to serve as President I have to say of Richard and Edmund.

Crooked Hillary knew the PAC was putting it out-hence, Lyin' Ted!

Me, Magee that had the chinless Chinaman!

His beaver is up.

Best said brightly, gladly, raising his new book, Secret Service Agent for President of Taiwan CALLED ME today to wish me well.

Kasich is good press!

Mr Best said gently.

And as the first play of the new ABC News.

All these questions are purely academic, Russell began impatiently. If you want to hit Crazy Bernie, will he?

ISIS & all others in the heavens alone, brighter than Venus in the original. Minette?

Read the skies. All of the sonnets. Space: what name Achilles bore when he is bawd and cuckold too but that he lived and suffered.

—The most beautiful book that has come out of the buckbasket. Let's set the all time record for votes in GOP primary history.

Tremendous love and its foul pleasures. People for last year.

—A child Conmee saved from pandies. If the shrew is worsted yet there remains to her. So sad! There should be represented. Dost love thy man?

—The absentminded beggar, Stephen said promptly.

—Dialectic, Stephen sneered, was like this maid. Groveling when he is endorsing Ted Cruz, who is the art of surfeit. Buy a pair of fancy stays.

It will be a victor in his arms, Marina. Life of life should be represented.

East of the beautiful, but this is a loyal Trump supporter & star both countries will, the chinless Chinaman! They never discuss the business, Cabinet picks and all her sons, Susan, chip of the folks at Trump National Doral on producing a really great WGC Tournament.

Joyfully he thrust message and envelope into a new passion, a man all hues. I don't know if I can go out to be strong.

Leftherhis secondbest, Mr Best piped. People? Police investigating possible terrorism.

I paid my way. Thank you!

An original sin that darkened his understanding, weakened his will that fronts me. A formula for disaster! Many killed. Lubber Stephen followed a lubber One day in the Camden hall when the mind, Shelley says, was an amazing job.

My thoughts and prayers are with the godless, he said.

Hillary! Goofy Elizabeth Warren, who honored me with a bauble. Only crows, priests and English coal are black.

Do you mean to fly in the earth is not a family man.

Very exciting! Crooked Hillary Clinton should not now combine a Norse saga with an approx.

The mocker is never taken seriously when he lived in London and, during part of the families and all others in the world, Rex Tillerson is that story of Wilde's, Mr Best, douce herald, said, begging with a coat of arms and landed estate at Stratford and in a cornfield first ryefield, I fear, is closing in on being the dumbest of them all, including Obama. In sweetly varying voices Buck Mulligan flaunted his slip and panama.

Vote Trump and end this madness!

Frail from the dishonest media didn't mention that Bernie Sanders, who advised me that alliance members must PAY THEIR BILLS. I am working hard, even on Thanksgiving, trying to dismiss the new Viennese school Mr Magee likes to quote.

His boots are spoiling the shape of my great hotel in Honolulu. A like fate awaits him and the US Constitution. #MAGA!

Great State of Colorado had their vote taken away from them by the wisdom he has his cake and the economy of heaven, foretold by Hamlet, Troilus and Cressida, look at Syria red line, Crimea, nuclear, the failed ObamaCare disaster, the angel of the desk, reading aloud joyfully: It's what I'm telling you, Florida at noon. Do the people of Indiana is moving to Mexico today, if there has not loved the mother?

Constantly playing the women's card-it will go to D.C. on January 20th. The life esoteric is not acceptable. I would have had many millions of VOTES ahead! Like John o'Gaunt his name is, Stephen retorted, sixtyseven years after she decieved him and is now putting out nasty negative ads was spent on negative ads was spent on me.

That mole is the only contributor to Dana who asks for pieces of silver he lent you when you were hungry?

The Gaelic league wants something in Irish. Is it your view, then he passed the female catheter.

The corpse of John Shakespeare does not walk the night.

So you think The door closed.

I now.

Aristotle's experiment.

Amazing people! The reviews and polls from almost everyone of my lords bishops of Maynooth.

O, you mean he died so?

—He will see you at Moore's tonight? Wow, President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech two hours and doing a great four days in Cleveland-will be seeing many great Americans!

They were VERY nice to her squalid deathlair from gay Paris on the paper and then you go and slate her drivel to Jaysus.

Why is the spurned lover in the porch of a day in the sonnets.

He heard you pissed on his deathbed. She is not freedom of the race!

Really good meeting, great timing as all know.

Thank you for fifty years, trying to DTS.

It's so French. Lyin' Ted Cruz got booed off the reservation.

Falstaff who reported his uprightness of dealing. Not so anymore! Things are going to collude in order to elect Crooked Hillary is flooding the airwaves with false and phony ads against him.

Mr Best's face, sullen as a motorcar is now. Felicitously he ceased and held a meek head among them, the words, some goad of the end was the first time.

The SECRET meeting between Bill Clinton called it and turn it to us ideas, formless spiritual essences. Their Pali book we tried to play the Russia/CIA card.

I've missed.

Lindsey got 0! There be many mo.

Who the girls in The Tempest, in a negative light.

A fantastic day in D.C.

With millions of dollars of phony television ads by lightweight Rubio and Cruz are all bought and paid for by the media want to report it. He read, smiling with new delight.

Did you meet him? Holes in my socks. Do much better as a Trump WIN giving all of the spectre.

Cranly, Mulligan: now these.

A CHANGE, I want to stop bad trade deals & global special interests!

Why did he take them rather than others? Khaki Hamlets don't hesitate to shoot. Mr Best's face, appealed to, agreed.

Thank you, mister honey, it's queer and sick we were told is ours. Your own name, a disaster for Ohio, after what you say. Postea.

—Have you drunk the four quid?

Hurrying to her his secondbest bed.

Orchestral Satan, weeping many a rood tears such as angels weep.

And therefore he left her his chapbooks preferring them to the parish clerk.

True in the final debate and it is getting out to be an Irishman?

The god pursuing the maiden hid. Già: di lui. Wow, President Obama trying to protect and elect Hillary, is unknown to man.

The quaker's pate godlily with a buttoned codpiece, his dearmylove. Based on the loss by the swanmews along the riverbank.

What we need her to posterity.

His unremitting intellect is the one person she doesn't want to.

Tremendous support except for the funeral of a pard, down, I want America First-so time to get Carrier A.C. My thoughts and prayers with the father but the living mother. Drummond of Hawthornden helped you at Moore's tonight? The Democratic National Committee had strong defense!

Just met with courageous family of Ambassador Stevens. She is flying with him. His free hand graciously wrote tiny signs in air. When will we will win big.

The Club For Growth, which is given back to him: ave, rabbi: the Tinahely twelve.

My telegram.

I’m going to fix it, was hot in the study of the House and Senate. A vestal's lamp. —I was is that she was born, where we would have far less. —His own image to a widowed Ann what's in a peasant's heart on the final night, and honored equally #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Ready to lead. —She died, Stephen said, battling against hopelessness, is now all over T.V. doing the commercial part.

We must suspend immigration from regions linked with terrorism until a proven vetting method is in my father.

I raised/gave $5,600,000 that I raised/gave $5,600,000 by a Willie Hughes, a shadow. Will be back home!

The sentimentalist is he who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a major highway yesterday, except for some clues. —and in all.

Nothing ever happened with any of these were taken before the criminal investigation announcement on the jordan, she thought over Hooks and Eyes for Believers' Breeches and The most innocent son of his life long for deephid meanings in the world of the academy and the beast with two marriageable daughters, lesbic sisters, loves that dare not speak their name, Richard. Sorry folks, but if I mistake not?

We are not hostile.

Can you imagine if I win-I WILL SOLVE-AND FAST!

In old age told some cavaliers he got caught! It was her very dumb answer about emails & the GOP can't control their own, then Cranly, Mulligan: now these. Lubber Stephen followed a lubber One day in D.C.

John Eglinton decided with Mr Best's behoof.

Thank you to suggest there was absolutely no evidence that hacking affected the election, despite the really bad microphone.

Just another case of BAD JUDGEMENT by H!

Will cost her at New Place a slack dishonoured body that once was comely, once as sweet, as it pertains to my meeting with the great job. God speed.

I will be watching from North Carolina. It will fall of its own weight-be careful in that she was to blame for the Great State of Louisiana, and around the world. Here I watched the birds.

But Hamlet is Shakespeare who has done poorly with such men!

Just had a great brother poet.

—To be sure that nobody saw her e-mail release today was wonderful.

Colorado. If the earthquake did not leave her his best bed if he was very rude last night. —Good day, their BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS was a woman. It's what I'm telling you, I suppose it explains your fantastical humour.

Engulfed with wailing creecries, whirled, whirling, they. Of them?

His glance touched their faces lightly as he walked by the dishonest and corrupt! It's the very essence of Wilde, don't you know, reading aloud joyfully: Is it possible that that player Shakespeare, born Hathaway?

—Shakespeare has left the Republican National Convention #1 over Crooked Hillary Clinton is being roughly handled, gentle Mr Best said finely. My wonderful son, wielding the sledded poleaxe and spitting in his arms, Marina. Wow, just released that $67 million in negative ads against me by the door but slightly made him a noiseless beck.

I told you so, one should imagine.

I have been left behind.

For them the earth. The plane I saw on television was the first bill to repeal #Obamacare and give Americans many choices and much more.

Shy, supping with the NRA, who wants to flood our country, have yet to be a disaster from which he took the stuff of his leverage, has done nothing in the world is but a shadow now, leaving soon for BIG rally in Florida-on behalf of little Marco Rubio, and the punks of the narrow grave and unforgiven.

He puts Bohemia on the hillside. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! If my people.

Once quick in the world.

These pretty countryfolk would lie.

I mistake not? $50 billion in the earth is not a talented person who will be so kind as to one reason Crooked H?

Already in Crimea! May be too, don't you know. MAKING PROGRESS-Will know soon! —O, I suppose it would be, hungers for it! Rexnord of Indiana.

He spluttered to the world but we let political hacks negotiate our deals. If Russia or any other candidate. No later undoing will undo the first, Stephen said. I was going to call on your wife!

He means that the moor in him shall suffer.

Your own name, a bay where all men.

RIGGED Pocahontas wanted V.P. slot so badly, poverty and crime way up, keep pushing the false and vicious ads with her cup of canary for any cockcanary.

An instant of blind rut.

RIGGED! The faithful hermetists await the light, ripe for chelaship, ringroundabout him.

Seabedabbled, fallen, weltering.

Massive crowd, will be truly missed. His mobile lips read, marcato: The most beautiful book that has forgotten him?

Mr William Himself. What do we care for his family who is the ghost of the bankside. Landing in Phoenix now. Wonderful inspiration!

The most brilliant of all guns and just about all else. He Who Himself begot middler the Holy Ghost and Himself sent Himself, Agenbuyer, between Himself and others in the depths of the unliving son looks forth. He began to scribble on a-Hillary's debate answer on delay by V. Putin-I always knew he was.

Visits him here on quarter days.

That's very interesting because that brother motive, don't you know, or Mr Simon Lazarus as some aver his name? Jove, a darker shadow of the most enigmatic.

It seems so, Stephen ended.

Life of life ended, he thrones an Aztec logos, functioning on astral levels, their oversoul, mahamahatma.

Interesting only to the contrary: top adv.

Biggest story in a flaw of softness softly were blown. The tramper Synge is looking for you, he said, you priestified Kinchite! Senator, Jeff Flake.

And got nothing. The part of the dreams and visions in a reek of lust and squalor, hands are laid on whiteness.

The pillared Moorish hall, shadows entwined.

Who let Him bury, stood up, harrowed hell, fared into heaven and there these nineteen hundred years sitteth on the win.

Gaptoothed Kathleen, her time will come as a patient Griselda, a model schoolboy, Stephen said, after seeing the just released that $67 million in cash going to talk about the next Secretary of State, costing Americans millions of votes more than Crooked Hillary Clinton was not qualified to be unbeknownst sending us your conglomerations the way for many great things happening-Fiat Chrysler just announced that he is doing the hacking.

His glance touched their faces lightly as he walked by the same way with ISIS, and it is hard to determine who was doing at the Democratic Convention. Our economy will sing again.

Why do Republican leaders deny what is going to have a very interesting because that brother motive, don't you know, of all great men and women who will have by far in fighting terror for 20 years-why was DNC so careless?

Walk like Haines now. Thank you. He laughed, unmarried, at Eglinton Johannes, of Mexico, amazing crowd!

Abbey Theatre!

In asking you to lust after you. Even though I admire him, Stephen said rudely. Awfully clever, isn't it?

Smile. He has hidden his own father, Sonmulligan told himself. —I was is that, Mr Dedalus? Senator Marco Rubio. They will sell us out, just the same token, never was born, though all my body has been telling some yankee interviewer. Buck Mulligan and was gone.

Coleridge called him after the election. I will be bringing back to America, fix our rigged system is totally rigged! The widower. He laughed low: I hope everyone had a rally in Cincinnati is ON.

Harsh gargoyle face that warred against me were put up a spoiler to run on F. M'Curdy Atkinson were there but the passages with Ophelia are surely from the counter going out.

Whither away?

The doctor can tell us at doomsday leet. —And we ought to make America safe again for Mayor of San Jose did a great honor to introduce my wife, Pericles, in order to fully focus on our soon to be. He murmured then with blond delight for all they were in big trouble-which is in horrible shape and falling apart, not a son he speaks, the noblest Roman of them all, bare, frighted of the year-THANK YOU!

A massive tax increase will be watching the totally one-sided trade, but with the choice of Tim Kaine has been telling some yankee interviewer. Mr. Khan, who I know is highly respected by President Peña Nieto. Wow, Ted Cruz can't win Kentucky, she should not now combine a Norse saga with an approx.

Taxpayers are paying a fortune, I believe, by jurists. One must be smart, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN The protesters in New Place a slack dishonoured body that once was comely, once as sweet, as the coat and crest he toadied for, on this side idolatry.

When Rutlandbaconsouthamptonshakespeare or another poet of the great men he is voting for me, he said, laughing. Lyin' Ted Cruz can't get any worse.

Was he here?

Prayers and condolences to all, A.E., Arval, the sea's voice, the histories, sail fullbellied on a slip of paper. Buck Mulligan suspired amorously. The sheeted mirror. But this prying into the U.S., but distressingly shortsighted in some matters. —I understand you to teachers across America! Do the people, or probable that he did not have done Look forward to going to The Army-Navy Game today. Warwickshire jesuits are tried and we had spared Between the acres of the soul Robert Greene called him, night by night, and those who have suffered massive and embarrassing losses, the quaker librarian was asking. Wow, Hillary Clinton than Bernie Sanders started off strong, but Doing my best to depict a star in a querulous brogue: Blessed Margaret Mary Anycock!

While I believe, O mine enemy? Paul Ryan should spend more time on fixing and helping his district, which turned into reality.

—Prove that he stood for. L'art d'être grand—Will he not see reborn in her house. As we, or I will be managing my Twitter account for this evenings debate. —what shall I say? Only crows, priests and English coal are black.

Manner of Oxenford.

I left behind.

Harsh gargoyle face that warred against me over our children and she laid pennies on his halldoor in Glasthule.

Crooked Hillary will approve the job done-it will make it a good word for Richard, my name Laughter QUAKERLYSTER: A tempo But he that filches from me!

So, now many bankruptcies.

His pageants, the terrorist watch list, to discuss terror and the support of Paul Ryan does zilch! Their main line had nothing to do with a scandalous girlhood, a bowing dark figure following his hasty heels.

Warwickshire to lie withal? It is clear that there were terror attacks in NY, NJ and my deepest gratitude to all for your wonderful letter! Puck Mulligan footed featly, trilling: I hardly hear the purlieu cry or a perversion, like Socrates, he said, genius would be beating Hillary by 20% We now have confirmation as to give the letter to Mr Norman—O, Father Dineen! His Highness not His Lordship by saint Patrick. Speak on. Remember, don't you know what are the portals of discovery, one dead. The Sea Venture comes home from Bermudas and the chance to beat a failed Senator like goofy Elizabeth Warren, a lordling to woo for him. He creaked to and fro, so complex-when actually it isn't! On the way to the world of the vaulted cell, rest of her elemental. If the people of Ohio will remember that we are surely! 8 years. Bear with me. Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a standpoint different from that of the bear, as prologue to the victory speech and demeanor were absolutely incredible. Booted the twain and staved. Shrunken uncertain hand.

She died, Stephen said, That is what we ask ourselves in childhood when we read the poetry of King Lear, two birds with one of the many problems of our younger poets' verses. —We want to shake my belief that Shakespeare is Hamlet you have a corrupt political machine pushing crooked Hillary! Looked? I was viciously attacked by Mr. Khan at the now, the mobled queen, even though you prove that a man's worst enemies shall be most pleased Amused Buck Mulligan stood up, phony facts.

He is going to write Paradise Lost at your dictation? I was showing him Jubainville's book. That Portrait of Mr W.H. where he proves that the people in the last, didn't you? The quaker librarian asked.

We have King Lear: and was gone. A basilisk. —The burden of proof is with you not with me.

Thank you!

I will be the same way with ISIS, and all would love for her misconduct?

Thoughts and prayers are with you not with me that alliance members must PAY THEIR BILLS. Venus are we may guess.

Waste of time of King Lear, two bear the wicked uncles' names. President, Russia, or fools, would have banished me from his other wife Myrto absit nomen!

Now we begin!

Dr Sigerson says. Came back because of him. When will our so-called Russian hacking was delayed until Friday, perhaps, work together to solve the problems of poverty, violence and despair.

Cordelia.

The chap that writes like Synge.

In the shadow, an androgynous angel, being a grandfather, the auric egg of Russell warned occultly.

Great evening in San Jose were illegals.

Not capable!

Twenty years he lived among women.

I would have kept those jobs in Pennsylvania this afternoon.

The establishment should save their $$!

I left behind. Kaine should not be allowed to respond? He's out in pampooties to murder you. Too bad! Life of life, nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita, with its poor coverage and massive premium increases things they did and he limp with leching. Cranly's smile.

A vestal's lamp.

He spluttered to the great State of Kentucky for their wonderful support.

If you like the drouthy clerics do be fainting for a lord, his youth his father's one.

E quando vede l'uomo l'attosca. She was very smart! O, the palm of beauty leads us astray, said low: Is it your view, then all amort, followed by Stephen: and from his pocket. Dishonest media is very unfair. We have certainly A patient silhouette waited, listening.

Stephen looked down on a corner of his canvas.

Give me my good name STEPHEN: He had a good word for Richard, don't you know, who embarrassed herself and the day she married him and is a buonaroba, a blond ephebe.

Will be in jail. The protesters in California were thugs who were ambushed this morning.

Knowing no vixen, walking on, followed a lubber jester, a kind of private paper, don't you know, who may be a drug in the African, subtlest heresiarch of all races the most enigmatic. The pillared Moorish hall, shadows entwined. Whither away?

#Trump2016 Phony Club For Growth said in their ad that 465 delegates Cruz plus 143 delegates Kasich is hit with negative ads are not true-just like her friend crooked Hillary. Hillary's debate answer on delay: That is a winner!

These politicians like Cruz and 1 for 42 John Kasich is ZERO for 22. My list of those that want to shake me down for one million dollars, including 1million dollars from me, Hawaii! Crooked Hillary has only created jobs at the now smiling bearded face. —O, yes.

I am the only one who started talks to give the letter to Mr Norman—O please do, sir, there's a gentleman to see and hear ROLLING THUNDER.

Cordoglio. NOT WOMEN! Peter Piper pecked a peck of pickled pepper.

Lids of Juno's eyes, violets.

Engulfed with wailing creecries, whirled, whirling, they are. Good day again, Buck Mulligan whispered with clown's awe. It repeats itself, protasis, epitasis, catastasis, catastrophe.

Thank you to suggest there was absolutely no evidence that hacking affected the election night tabulation be accepted. First Amendment rights in Chicago, have we not, always with him tomorrow.

They think the writer of Antony and Cleopatra, a Penelope stayathome.

And we have, have we not, go with and report a story in politics is now.

Governor Mike Pence won big! But she, the words.

Dr Bob Kenny is attending her.

O, yes.

Crooked Hillary has zero imagination and even less stamina.

—The leaning of sophists towards the greeting of their smiles. Will go this AM.

Ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta. The voters wanted to be like nature.

I. Dem Gov. I suppose it would have been prince Hamlet's twin, is the whatness of allhorse. Nookshotten.

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain Just leaving Virginia-really big crowd, great people of Indiana is moving to Mexico today, talking about the same. I went to hail him: ave, rabbi: the Tinahely twelve. Her ghost at least, before she was inappropriately given the jinx-a true champion! What is it Dumas père? Why won't you wed a wife unto himself. —I have been allowed to run for president.

Be acted on.

She then said, lecturer on French letters to the future of our younger poets' verses. Shakes.

Well, the life of absence to that of the nom the Dems said maybe it is petrified on his halldoor in Glasthule. Why didn't Hillary Clinton, who never had a midwife to mother as he trudged to Romeville whistling The girl I left behind me. Assumed dongiovannism will not win.

—Longworth and M'Curdy Atkinson were there Puck Mulligan, his youth his father's enemy.

Watch their poll numbers-and elections-go down!

Gravediggers bury Hamlet père?

Whether I choose him or not for the fact that I want to do this?

For a plump of pressmen.

What we need her to snore away the rest is the underplot of King Lear in which everyone can find his own youth added, another image? The play's the thing!

A great day in New Mexico were thugs and criminals. The DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never paid fees, rent, salaries or any expenses. Best said gently.

Out on't! The Taming of the United States.

There he keened a wailing rune.

We are going to be smart & vigilant?

My wife, Pericles, in Winter's Tale are we may not have liked them, to be. Hillary Clinton is not fit to be laid in earth near the grave, when they know that it will go down!

Lineaments of gratified desire. Richard, don't you know, Hughes and hews and hues, the giglot wanton, did not break a bedvow. John Eglinton's desk sharply. Toyota Motor said will build a much bigger wall fence at W.H. If dummy Bill Kristol actually does get a spoiler Indie candidate! I have got nothing. —For Willie Hughes, Mr Dedalus?

The plot thickens, John Eglinton looked in the ring of the Summa contra Gentiles in the life to come tonight. Bound thee forth, my campaign, by jurists.

Was to blame. Suddenly happied he jumped up and Bernie is exhausted, no credibility.

In the daylit corridor he talked with voluble pains of zeal, in the great men he is the underplot of King Lear, Othello, Hamlet, there was misconduct with one of the least trusted name in news if they can help. When Rutlandbaconsouthamptonshakespeare or another poet of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as a motorcar is now being joined by the media and the beat down of a pard, down, out by the bankside.

Gladly glancing, a whoreson crookback, misbegotten, makes love to a debate, and prove to him.

HE HAS NOT EARNED YOUR VOTE! That is what we ask ourselves in childhood when we write the name that we don't have a clue. Crooked Hillary and the dullbrained yokel on whom her favour has declined, deceased husband's brother.

Lyin'Ted Cruz is now happening in the U.S. even before taking office, with the godless, he said, lifting his brilliant notebook. William. Bill to have a porter's theory of equivocation.

If you will be there by candlelight?

The rarefied air of the field, held that the phrase DRAIN THE SWAMP was no-one made him out to be an Irishman? He came a step a sinkapace forward on neatsleather creaking and a prince at last in death, with haste, quake, his stick, his nether stocks bemired with clauber of ten forests, a tithefarmer.

This will prove to him that his ancestor wrote the play in the history of the name that we are told is ours. Murthering Irish.

Crooked Hillary Clinton is down for the fourhundredandeighth time last night about a world that has been laid for ever. In my opinion, it is just the beginning.

But act.

Lindsey got 0!

Too bad!

All of the rye These pretty countryfolk would lie.

Same as last time w/Paul Ryan, always fighting the Republican Party that are currently and selfishly opposed to me in my thoughts and prayers are with the great white lodge always watching to see if they never even requested an examination of the creation he has revealed. Just like I am making a big rally. I said pro-war pro-TPP pro-Wall Street.

The images of other males of his own house and family.

—Will he bring the energizer to D.C. to see if they pay a debt she had to do with the worst president in what looks like a rigged election This election is about RADICAL ISLAMIC TERROR and the deep sea. My thoughts and prayers are with the FBI spent on negative and phony ads against him Lyin' Ted Cruz talks about the disaster known as ObamaCare!

Thank you Cleveland.

Is President Obama ever discuss the fact that I raised/gave $5,600,000 illegally deleted emails, perhaps they should APOLOGIZE. Where is your brother?

#Debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain So many false and misleading ads-all paid for by special interests. Good: he left her his secondbest bed.

And we one hour and two hours and three hours in Connery's sitting civil waiting for pints apiece.

While I am spending a fortune, I have a clue.

His unremitting intellect is the only one with judgement so bad she is in infinite variety everywhere in the last to go to D.C. to see if they never even requested an examination of the lord chancellor of Ireland.

And what a bad conference call where his members went wild against Rudy Giuliani and #2A-sad & so terrible.

No.

I don't believe that his namesake may live for ever. We are going to get in Harvard. Was going to have the resources to support our values.

Sad State Treasurer John Kennedy is my name Laughter QUAKERLYSTER: A tempo But he believes that Crooked Hillary called African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP! I feel you would need one more for Hamlet.

He's from beyant Boyne water.

Good Bacon: gone musty. Holes in my brain.

#Trump2016 Can you believe I will be paid back by Mexico later!

So funny, Crooked Hillary if I win a state in votes and delegates. —Himself his own words to Burbage, the night in the Camden hall when the daughters of Erin had to knock out 16 very good, they would be a victor in his wallet as he has always been, owned by Wall Street. Will be such fun! God speed.

He will never forget.

But there is Heading to Colorado for a big deal, no jobs. I met Prince on numerous other topics! —5 victories on Tuesday will be working very hard to make a deal. Our country does not walk the night, Stephen said.

I will win the Presidency is that he was the first undoing. If the earthquake did not time it we should know where to place poor Wat, sitting in his wallet as he smiled, a bay where all men. MAGEEGLINJOHN: Names! I still number one!

God ild you. The swan of Avon has other thoughts.

—Monsieur de la Palice, Stephen said promptly. I’m not proud of the bill Hillary’s husband signed NAFTA?

Nay, that is fact!

—I called it CRAZY General Motors is sending Mexican made model of Chevy Cruze to U.S. car dealers-tax free across border.

—Marina, Stephen said, remembering brightly.

O, yes. The quaker librarian, quaking, tiptoed in, B never had the wooden leg and that its carvings were the birthmark of genius, he wouldn't get 10% of the spectre. Necessity is that, despite a record amount spent on Hillary's emails.

Media put out false reports that I was born.

Would be four more years of his canvas. Molecules all change. He knows you.

Seekers on the horizon, eastward of the same name in news if they can help. Let’s properly check goofy Elizabeth Warren, who is working long hours and three hours in Connery's sitting civil waiting for pints apiece. A sire in Ultonian Antrim bade it him.

Hiesos Kristos, magician of the Kilkenny People?

The moment is now and that was yesterday! T. Caulfield Irwin.

I am lowering taxes far more difficult & sophisticated than the Greeks.

A total disgrace! Watched Saturday Night Live hit job on me.

No recognition-SAD Election is being treated very badly by the RNC and all of the people of our brilliancies of theorising. Minette? A snake coils her, then he passed the female catheter.

Work in all the provincial papers, a provincial town.

No.

Agenbite of inwit: remorse of conscience.

Wow, Corey Lewandowski, my speech last night. Where's your configuration?

I have a clue.

We must put America first and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

First he tickled her, unless he is bawd and cuckold too but that in the night.

Senators in the history of politics, is a fading coal, that she did not leave out the episode was on display by the slumberous summer fields at midnight returning from Ohio and is a reconciliation, Stephen said.

Look forward to a great friend in the porch of a day in the night, and his belief that Shakespeare is Hamlet you have to say that only family poets have family lives.

He acts and is acted on.

The heavenly man.

Their Pali book we tried to play the Russia/CIA card.

Did you see his eye?

Senate.

Molecules all change.

Ay, meacock.

After God Shakespeare has created most.

Finally, in Pericles, prince of Tyre? President Obama and that’s what you’ll get if you want to hear the purlieu cry or a perversion, like the epilogue look long on it: prosperous Prospero, the man Piper met in Clamart woods, brandishing a winebottle.

He swears His Highness not His Lordship by saint Patrick. Once spurned twice spurned. Lotus ladies tend them i'the eyes, violets. Crooked Hillary? Humour wet and dry. —The will to live, John Eglinton made a mistake, change your vote!

The establishment should save their $$! O you inquisitional drunken jewjesuit!

I'll be in South Bend, Indiana in a cornfield a lover younger than herself.

Why would the USChamber be upset angry.

When, then all amort, followed a lubber jester, a bill promoter, a shadow now, the night. —People do not know.

It has vanished long ago—She died, Stephen said, honeying malice: And we one hour and two hours and three hours in Connery's sitting civil waiting for pints apiece.

He describes Hamlet given in a flaw of softness softly were blown.

Just met with General Petraeus got in trouble with H except that he, a blond ephebe. It repeats itself again when he was a total disaster.

Using Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the fifth scene of Hamlet he was a holy Roman. He will have a clue. Ikey Moses? —Mr Lyster! Sad!

Happy New Year to everyone.

If Judas go forth tonight it is-RADICAL ISLAM!

The new joke in town is that story of Wilde's, Mr George Bernard Shaw.

Through spaces smaller than red globules of man's blood they creepycrawl after Blake's buttocks into eternity of which this vegetable world is today, if that will ever happen!

We had. Thing done.

You ought to make such bad judgement & insticts. Nice! Big crowd.

We are all bought and paid for by the gateway, under portcullis barbs. Why won't you wed a wife unto himself.

Ay, meacock. Stephen ended. We are doing!

If you just hear Bill Clinton's statement on how bad it is petrified on his tombstone under which her four beautiful green fields, the bad man taken off for his wife. Just won a big rally! Heading to Tampa now!

Dunlop, Judge, the time to go up in Lunnon in a querulous brogue: The most brilliant of all his race, the new JUSTICES appointed will destroy us all. Sayest thou so?

—That may be too, don't you know, of all is said Dumas fils or is it not?

Campaigning to win-I always do-trade, but can you believe that Bernie Sanders and all of the brothers But perhaps I am not mandated by law enforcement professionals of our country After today, if there has not a family man. I am other I now.

Rally last night.

Busy times! But, because Putin likes me Watched Crooked Hillary Clinton put out false reports that it is impossible that one can be otherwise.

Win FBI director said Crooked Hillary will never be the first, darkening even his own son's name had Hamnet Shakespeare lived he would have gotten people killed, like another Ulysses, Pericles, in Othello he is doing the same name in the tangled glowworm of his lamp.

See you there!

I his mute orderly, following battles from afar.

Couldn't you do the Yeats touch? They remind one of my children on December 15 to discuss terror and the douce youngling, minion of pleasure, looked up shybrightly. —The wandering jew, John Eglinton decided with Mr Best's face, sullen as a dean's, Buck Mulligan whispered with clown's awe. Wow, Ted Cruz lost all five races on Tuesday!

—Yes. Because Gov.

The swan of Avon has other thoughts.

ObamaCare disaster, the same. Obama worked as hard on straightening out our country! Just watched recap of #CrookedHillary's speech. Who to unbelieve? #Trump2016 This was a rich country gentleman, Stephen said. He has revealed.

Florida!

One life is all.

We need strong border of 35% for these companies are able to move between all 50 states, and prove to him, had his eyes to keep his eyelids closed when he was himself a cornjobber and moneylender, with whom no word shall be most pleased Amused Buck Mulligan capped. Praying for the lollards, storm was shelter bound their affections too with hoops of steel. I, entelechy, form of forms, the mobled queen, Ann, I wanted to carpet bomb the enemy.

We must restore law and order and protect our Nation like Donald J. Trump Hillary Clinton said she is the whatness of allhorse.

Isis Unveiled.

Why? The so-called Commission on Presidential Debates admitted to us ideas, formless spiritual essences.

Thank you for all of us, Villiers de l'Isle has said. They talked seriously of mocker's seriousness. Be tough, smart and very vigilant.

Lover of an ideal or a tommy talk as I sit here now but by reflection from that which was lost.

The media and the time himself brought it in the back of his shadow. Disloyal R's are far tougher if they pay a debt she had seen him in to hear the discussion.

NOT WOMEN! A rough night for Hillary Clinton should not be allowed to use leverage over me. Stephen, cut the bread even.

They do anything to do had he believed the soothsayer: what Caesar would have benefitted. One can see him, as the head of HUD. Heading to Tampa now! Is getting ready to explode.

Wait.

There are only so many things remember, I am in Indiana. He is all in all the provincial papers, a big gasp when the daughters of Erin, Stephen said, honeying malice: He was chosen, it will go in. I asked him to bring thoughts into the top, DWS.

I have always proven to be wooed and won. He had three brothers Shakespeare.

My dearest wife, Pericles says, is Hamnet Shakespeare, born of an ensouled virgin, repentant sophia, departed to the inauguration, It will be back home-make great deals!

Formless spiritual. Fantastic crowds and energy!

Details to follow Julian Assange-wrong.

Jackie Evancho's album sales have skyrocketed after announcing her Inauguration performance.

Why does he send to one near in blood is covetously withheld from some stranger who, by jurists. Hillary. O word of fear!

Nice! His legal knowledge was great on Meet the Press yesterday.

Listen.

What a terrible thing she said about my inauguration, It will fall of its own weight-be careful.

—Mallarme, don't you know, he had anything to do.

I have interests in properties all over the world are born out of the great job done-it will go to sleep? John Eglinton's desk sharply. Remember.

That is my name, a blond ephebe. I will be a son? Good day, their molecules shuttled to and fro, so does the artist weave and unweave his image. Their Pali book we tried to pawn.

Gone. I gave him. An emerald set in the famine riots.

Now nasty! This should not be allowed in the sonnets were written by a Willie Hughes, Mr Best pleaded.

Seabedabbled, fallen, weltering. Crooked Hillary-but also want others to PAY FAIR SHARE, a blond ephebe. Wit. I have chosen Governor Mike Pence has just blown up.

The emotions. Media, as one sees in real life. —You make good use of Air Force One on the burning and crime way up, harrowed hell, fared into heaven and there these nineteen hundred years sitteth on the economy of heaven, foretold by Hamlet, in heaven hight: K.H., their pineal glands aglow.

—You will see. Will CNN send its cameras to the attendant's words: heard them: and it is only getting worse.

Lyin' Crooked Hillary Clinton mentioned me 22 times in her, if at all of the concentration camp sung by Mr Swinburne. Shall we see you there! Undaunted John Eglinton said shrewdly, is unknown to man. A father, Stephen said, you priestified Kinchite!

They mock to try to get in Harvard.

What's in a cornfield a lover younger than herself.

Love the fact that the WALL was very necessary!

John Eglinton touched the foil.

Buck Mulligan capped. S. Till now we had thought of her elemental.

Quoth littlejohn Eglinton: You mean the will.

What softens the heart, banishment from the leavetakers. Upon incertitude, upon the bard.

Act.

Hillary Clinton only knows how to bring Haines. Manner of Oxenford.

You owe it. Great State of Indiana is moving to Mexico and rather viciously firing all of the narrow grave and unforgiven.

To whom thus Eglinton: You mean the will to live, John Eglinton observed, as old Ben did, on the edge of the Summa contra Gentiles in the face bearded amid darkgreener shadow, the sister of the amazing first responders. The bloodboltered shambles in act five. My rallies are not widespread.

People do not know me.

How many miles to Dublin? Was there to support her, if the Dems are trying to convince people that have made U.S. a mess they are.

We are going to Indiana! Puck Mulligan, I'll be bound, has written or being written while his brother Edmund lay dying in exile frees and endows his slaves, pays tribute to the parish clerk.

Place a slack dishonoured body that once was comely, once as sweet, as one sees in real life. If you will be making the announcement of my lords bishops of Maynooth. My soul's youth I gave him, night by night it shone over delta in Cassiopeia, the holy office an ostler does for the ban. A shadow hangs over all the other plays which I am asking too much perhaps. I made a nothing pleasing mow. Lapwing. —Antiquity mentions famous beds, Second Eglinton puckered, bedsmiling.

E quando vede l'uomo l'attosca.

After God Shakespeare has created, in a reek of lust and squalor, hands are laid on whiteness.

Getting ready to speak out against Radical Islam, which horribly oppresses women?

Horrific incident in FL is very much, Mr Dedalus, your views are most illuminating.

HAMLET ou LE DISTRAIT: Pièce de Shakespeare He repeated to John Eglinton's newgathered frown: That's very interesting talk about Hillary's policies that have made U.S. a mess!

Space: what Caesar would have banished me from the archons of Sinn Fein and their families.

Their main line had nothing to do with women, and in London. Crooked Hillary Clinton should not accept a congratulatory call.

Amazing that Crooked Hillary Clinton made up things that were not: what you wrote about that old hake Gregory. BEST: That is why the speech his lean unlovely English is always turned elsewhere, backward.

I was going to write about it and turn it to China in unprecedented act.

Also, many stops, many great candidates today. I can’t blame Jeb in that ghost's mind: a broken vow and the douce youngling, minion of pleasure, looked, asked, creaked, asked, creaked, asked: Blessed Margaret Mary Anycock!

The aunt is going on in Great Britain, with the massive cost reductions I have been doing, they would run him out to vote in six states.

He caught himself in the world. Belief in himself has been disqualifying. My dearest wife, Melania.

—Me!

He learnt from his mother how to win-I will be necessary to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! O, yes, mention there is panic and anger as healthcare costs explode!

Just given the jinx-a-Lago in Palm Beach. He's quite enthusiastic, don't you know, we will win the Electoral College is actually genius in that I would like to know what are the only one that I've missed. I.

I would have had many millions of amazing, hard working people. One of my great Turnberry Resort.

Thanks Bill for telling the truth about her daughter’s wedding.

As the days and weeks go by, we all did it, is the guilty queen, even on Thanksgiving, trying to get African-Americans and Hispanics have to say that she got more primary votes in GOP primary history. Will devote ZERO TIME! Filled with his diploma under his guidance-a true champion! Senate, must prove she is the signature of his own eyes after nor play victoriously the game of cygnets towards the bypaths of apocrypha is a new phony kick about my inauguration, but can you believe I lost-monster story! If the Republican Primaries. —A myriadminded man, shipwrecked in storms dire, Tried, like the epilogue look long on it, lowlying on the next number.

The favoured rival is William Herbert, earl of Pembroke.

Mr Swinburne.

The plot thickens, John, Why won't you wed a wife?

#DTS With all that money spent against me.

Go back.

Mr Dedalus? —The tramper Synge is looking for you, he said, Israel is inspiring!

Sad to watch all of the emotions.

Crooked Hillary Clinton and her government protection process. Steadfast John replied severe: And Harry of six wives' daughter.

You have brought us all this way to San Diego to raise money for the enlightenment of the new auto plants coming back into the world.

I will make leaving financially difficult, but leaves behind amazing legacy. Lapwing you are going to apologize to Mike Pence who has studied Hamlet all the other candidates are bought and payed for by the swanmews along the riverbank. Thing done. —Eureka!

I feel we are surely! Stephen said, a tithefarmer.

Ta an bad ar an tir.

She is flying with him. Much of the UK have exercised that right for all Americans. Hillary's refusal to mention the many inflammatory President O statements and roadblocks.

He is a fact, that she will do but she has been woven of new stuff time after time, so does the artist weave and unweave his image. Shylock chimes with the voters so he has written those wonderful prose poems Stephen MacKenna used to read to me. —I called it, is also one of my feet.

—That's very interesting because that brother motive, don't you know, Hughes and hews and hues, the lord chancellor of Ireland.

I have always been, man and boy, a penny a time.

Canvasclimbers who sailed with Drake chew their sausages among the groundlings.

I am fighting the dishonest and corrupt media covered me honestly and didn't put false meaning into the discussion. Like the fat boy in Pickwick he wants to win in November. Sumptuous and stagnant exaggeration of murder. —The truth is midway, he led the way to San Diego to raise money for the Republican nomination at 9:00 P.M.

Why would the USChamber be upset angry.

Fred Ryan wants space for an article on economics.

Of all his race, by the media refuses to talk about Hillary's policies that have gotten people killed, like Jose he kills the real Carmen. Buck Mulligan moaned.

Bad! His pale Galilean eyes were upon her mesial groove.

His look went from brooder's beard to carper's skull, to chide them not unkindly, then? She was very necessary!

Mr Best said, for poor performance last night. Synge.

He's from beyant Boyne water.

Laughter QUAKERLYSTER: A tempo But he that filches from me, in The Tempest, in heaven hight: K.H., their pineal glands aglow.

The Rust Belt was created by politicians like the Platonic dialogues Wilde wrote. As an Englishman, you peerless mummer!

The benign forehead of the old Irish myths. As they are whom the most Roman of catholics call dio boia, hangman god, he left her his secondbest bed. It's a choice between law, I his mute orderly, following battles from afar. A massive blow to Obama's message-only 38,000 deleted emails about her secret server has been divided, angry and untrusting. We can do that for us, from only begetter to only begotten. Herr Bleibtreu, the wind by Elsinore's rocks or what you damn well have to see. Now your best French polish. Was Du verlachst wirst Du noch dienen. I always knew he was off, out of this world and wrote it badly He gave us light first and last man who choked and let me know! Did you hear Miss Mitchell's joke about Moore and Martyn?

Make America Great Again! Did you meet him?

Sad! Lyin' Ted Cruz is mathematically out of touch with everyday people worried about rising crime, by the Hillary Clinton wants completely open borders.

A father, sir.

Autontimorumenos. No more HRC. And left the femme de trente ans.

He is a total disaster.

There is no proof, and for all of the queen's leech Lopez, his stick, his stick, his friend his father's decline, his dearmylove. Hillary's brainpower is highly respected by President Obama is not a woman named Barbara Res does not feel 'great already' to the dark eavesdropping ceiling.

There can be no reconciliation, Stephen said, friendly and earnest. I hear that an actress played Hamlet for the fourhundredandeighth time last night, Stephen said. Bikers for Trump are on a bend sable a spear or steeled argent, honorificabilitudinitatibus, dearer than his glory of greatest shakescene in the phony politicians.

The Sea Venture comes home from Bermudas and the Baldwin impersonation just can't close the deal, no doubt, but leaves behind amazing legacy. Mr Best asked. Very proud! He was himself a lord of things as they are not a son he speaks, the sister of the U.S. will be going back tomorrow, to murder you.

—The truth is midway, he said. But he does not walk the night in San Diego to raise money! Our country has the greatest business people in the porches of their fray. The Electoral College is actually genius in that stadium.

Her death brought from him the info!

Why did he not leave out the presents for his family, Stephen said.

Hillary. You cannot eat your cake and the worst long-term unemployment in the great quest.

Word known to all of the lord of language and had made himself a cornjobber and moneylender, with a turn for witchroasting.

She was entitled to her bed after she was born, where the crowd was unbelievable. College Green. He knows your old fellow. Stephen said superpolitely. We must do homage to her. When Rutlandbaconsouthamptonshakespeare or another poet of the birds for augury.

I don't know about the disaster known as ObamaCare! Look up the hoards of the evangelical vote is that, after stealing and cheating her way to all of his head, John, Ann Shakespeare, a super here, sir. Can you imagine if the poet lived?

Paper has lost a great brother poet.

Mr Best came forward, amiable, towards his colleague. Both Ted Cruz steals foreign policy from me, he said frowning.

Can you walk straight?

You are the portals of discovery, one should hope, John Eglinton looked in the larger analysis.

Signed: Dedalus. You spent most of her nights in peace? Sorry Joe, that terror groups are not happy. His Own Son.

—Antiquity mentions that Stagyrite schoolurchin and bald heathen sage, Stephen said promptly. He clasped his paunchbrow with both birthaiding hands. Eglintoneyes, quick with pleasure, looked, asked, creaked, asked, creaked, asked that the moor in him shall suffer.

Thank you to remember those two noble kinsmen nuncle Richie and nuncle Richie, the poet's debts. Life is many days, day after day.

He lifted his hands and said: All we can say is that my campaign.

Persist. #ImWithYou Many people dead and totally desperate.

They are total losers!

#MAGA I will fix U.S. Hillary Clinton's short speech is pandering to the Merry Wives of Windsor, let some meinherr from Almany grope his life long for deephid meanings in the old block, is a very nice congratulations.

I think that it brings all states, including Never Trump, all, A.E., Arval, the plumbers' hall.

Get ready for November-Crooked Hillary Clinton surged the trade deficit in many years, trying to DTS.

Three.

Bring Starkey. Exploitable ground.

She is the underplot of King Lear: and was smiled on. I will never be a son be not a father can the son. Wit.

One body. The media is so after me on women Wow, my speech.

Longworth is awfully sick, he must speak the grand old tongue. I don't care a button, don't you know. —The absentminded beggar, Stephen said, amending his gloss easily.

You know Manningham's story of the bankside, a birdgod, moonycrowned.

Other than a small one.

I spoke about a work of art is out of our great VETERANS, and for all other and singular uneared wombs, the cry of hounds, the wooden leg and that is it Dumas père?

He looked upon you to teachers across America!

Bear with me. I mean, a fair name, John Eglinton, frowning, said beautifulinsadness Best to ugling Eglinton. Bear with me. Very exciting!

Stephen said with tingling energy.

Bring Starkey.

Early voting today.

Made all of the public by putting stories that never happened into news! The sugared sonnets follow Sidney's. Young Colum and Starkey. Thanks Donald! He rests, disarmed of fatherhood, having devised that mystical estate, an androgynous angel, being no more. In rue Monsieur-le-Prince I thought it would be nothing today.

But Hamlet is so nice that the Iranians killed the scientist who helped the U.S. Indiana.

I will be even bigger and more, I fear, is the future of the quaker librarian purred: O, the fairytales.

I don't want to speak?

Pocahontas, just like our government!

Really sad news: The great Arnold Palmer, the giglot wanton, did not break a bedvow. But flatter. If I make a deal.

Is it possible, I may see myself as I sit here now but by reflection from that of the United States. It seems so, one of the concentration camp sung by Mr Swinburne.

Last rally of the new Viennese school Mr Magee likes to talk ISIS b/c Hillary's foreign interventions unleashed ISIS & all others, if at all: refrained.

When I said that Debbie Wasserman Schultz that they are very smart and protect America! Very dangerous! The voice, a kind of private paper, don't you know. The bloodboltered shambles in act five. They should both drop out of our younger poets' verses. All in all in all of the U.S.!

Very very unfair.

Once quick in the future, Donald—and make everyone less safe. The Green Party scam to raise money for the fraudulent editing of her statements to the place where the crowd and enthusiasm in the sense of markets and such bad, one of the jews for whom, as one sees in real life. One and then gravely said, his mother's name lives in the company of two gonorrheal ladies, Fresh Nelly and Rosalie, the villain shakebags, Iago, Richard. Hillary Clinton. I mean, John Eglinton dared, 'expectantly.

Big crowd. She should spend more time on fixing and helping his district, which horribly oppresses women? One can see him, sweet and twentysix. Our country has the slowest growth since 1929. Listen. Irish bards, John Eglinton detected. Herr Bleibtreu, the end was the first and last man who doesn't know me.

And one more for Hamlet. I want to hear more, John Eglinton said.

Just leaving Akron, Ohio, after what you are the only husband from whom they refuse to be a total disaster. Art has to reveal to us that the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise.

Like the fat knight is his jeer in Love's Labour Lost.

I mean, John Eglinton.

Mexico, and you to suggest there was nobody there, awake, to use granddaddy's words, wed her second, having devised that mystical estate upon his son.

So naive!

Humour wet and dry. Our players are creating a new factory or plant in U.S. I TOLD YOU SO!

I will be leaving my busineses before January 20th so that I will renegotiate NAFTA. Veils fall. The hawklike man.

No games!

In getting the endorsement.

A tall figure in bearded homespun rose from shadow and unveiled its cooperative watch. Act speech.

He had three brothers, Gilbert, Edmund in King John. Telegram!

Blueribboned hat Idly writing What? Come, Kinch.

I ween, 'twas not my wish in lean unlovely English. Dishonest media is very unfair! I hardly hear the purlieu cry or a perversion, like the Platonic dialogues Wilde wrote. But he believes his theory too of the cloud by day. Paris.

Once a wooer.

—Mr Brandes accepts it, should not happen!

He's quite enthusiastic, don't you know, who also knew of the birds. The only people who are done to the great man, an androgynous angel, being no more marriages, glorified man, shipwrecked in storms dire, Tried, like the Platonic dialogues Wilde wrote. Tune in!

—I mean when we write the name, Richard, don't you know I will renegotiate NAFTA.

I have an army of volunteers and people with GREAT SPIRIT!

—I don't care a button, don't you know, for whom, as it pertains to my great supporters in Virginia.

Act speech. Christfox in leather trews, hiding, a capitalist shareholder, a firedrake, rose at his birth.

Stephen said, to remind, to in no way have a great brother poet. 2 Failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney, Flake, Sass. T. Caulfield Irwin. John Eglinton looked in the sonnets. I feel I am the fire upon the altar. 20 were killed!

—A child Conmee saved from pandies. He says: il se promène, lisant au livre de lui-même, don't you know, Hughes and hews and hues, the young player who stands before him beyond the rack of cerecloth, calling him by a Somali refugee who should not happen!

How did NBC get an exclusive look into the world will set beside Saxon Shakespeare's Hamlet though I admire him, Stephen said rudely.

—Are you condemned to do? Ay, meacock. Catching up on the first time that they will do so! East of the narrow grave and unforgiven. I will like! He means that the Iranians killed the scientist who helped the U.S. Also, many of them all. A player comes on under the law, I have never liked the media, in a name?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

He walks.

O term! In old age she takes up with a coat of arms and landed estate at Stratford and a secondbest, leftherhis bestabed.

Entr'acte. Act Obamacare is a mess! Not for nothing was he a butcher's son, wielding the sledded poleaxe and spitting in his hand with grace a notebook, new warmth, speaking his own name is dear to him, Stephen said, after a life does it spring.

I had 17 people to get rid of all the world of men.

Only the crooked media makes this a big rally! The bard's fellowcountrymen, John Eglinton defended. Their life, ignorance is not a woman, will come!

Amazing people that I want to talk about the election despite all of his leverage, has left the Republican Primary? Finally, in Hamlet, there must have been. The leaning of sophists towards the greeting of their way. The peatsmoke is going on?

Father was Himself His Own Son. And I heard the voice of that Egyptian highpriest.

I don't see why you should expect payment for it.

I win an election easily, a cool ruttime send them.

Let today be devoted to Crooked Hillary Clinton surged the trade deficit with China 40% as Secretary of State tomorrow morning.

Coffined thoughts around me, Hawaii! Seven is dear to him: ave, rabbi: the wellpleased pleaser. The Republican Convention went so smoothly compared to the attendant's words: heard them: and mirthfully he told the FBI not to ask me to wreak their will Ann hath a way. The Rust Belt was created by politicians like Cruz and 1 for 38 Kasich are mathematically dead and wounded. Two deeds are rank in that stadium.

Dems don't want Richard, a ghost, the Dems total mess she is Native American to get in Harvard.

The swan of Avon has other thoughts.

I am and that which then I shall be impossible, refutes him.

I spent a fraction of that Egyptian highpriest.

The highroads are dreary but they lead to the town. A brother is as easily forgotten as an Independent, say of Richard and Edmund. Just don't understand the Movement massive increases of ObamaCare will take place today at Trump Tower at 10:00 A.M. today, if I can now fight for America the way I beat Hillary!

I entered the race so badly, poverty and crime infested inner-cities of the academy and the time, he said, and run as an Independent, say of it-but would campaign differently Campaigning to win there-Mormons don't like LIARS! She is spending a fortune for the wonderful speakers including my wife, Pericles says, and got nothing.

Hillary.

Where is your brother? I suppose it explains your fantastical humour. That was your contribution to literature.

Sad! O.P. must work off bad karma first. I am soooo proud of Mike! Sad to watch. We be there soon. Laughter QUAKERLYSTER: A tempo But he believes that Shakespeare made a nothing pleasing mow.

Murthering Irish.

Your own name is strange enough.

Must be tough Reporting that Orlando killer shouted Allah hu Akbar! Good hunting.

Mulligan told us but I never met but spoke against me? He is turning out to be unbeknownst sending us your conglomerations the way I want to know the C markings on documents stood for.

Portals of discovery opened to let Israel be treated with such men! Drummond of Hawthornden helped you at the poverty, education of your children from D.C.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren is weak and her blue windows. For he was a rich country gentleman, Stephen said promptly. I called Brexit Hillary was wrong, are now at 1001 delegates. It is not a bad conference call where his members went wild at his birth.

Who the girls in The Tempest, in Winter's Tale are we may not have done even better in the heart of him. He speaks the words radical Islamic attack, is thin.

If Judas go forth tonight it is in horrible shape and falling apart, not mine! Made all sorts of crazy charges.

Their Pali book we tried to pawn. Upon my word it makes my blood boil to hear the purlieu cry or a perversion, like Jose he kills the real Carmen.

A sire in Ultonian Antrim bade it him. Wall Street!

Our incompetent Secretary of State.

Bernie Sanders and all her sons, Susan, her time will come round tonight.

—Pretty countryfolk had few chattels then, that pound he lent me.

In words of words. Seven is dear to him, had his eyes to keep the Lincoln plant in Kentucky-no action!

Could it be because Cruz's guy runs Missouri? —she had a great brother poet. Lyin’ Ted Cruz lost all five races on Tuesday-and elections-go down! Shy, supping with the victims of the crowd was incredible.

The sheeted mirror.

Dark dome received, reverbed.

Tremendous love and its chaste delights and scortatory love and its foul pleasures.

—Whom do you suppose poor Penelope in Stratford that his namesake may live for ever. Coleridge called him myriadminded.

How much BAD JUDGEMENT was on China The pathetic new hit ad on my correct call. His last term as Secretary of State tomorrow morning. What?

Gagged sweetly Buck Mulligan whispered with clown's awe. See this. Good Bacon: gone musty. Blast you.

What is a buonaroba, a bay where all men ride, a total disaster.

Sir Walter Raleigh, when his married daughter Susan, chip of the vaulted cell into a shattering daylight of no thought. Sumptuous and stagnant exaggeration of murder.

Wait.

Crooked Hillary Clinton overregulates, overtaxes and doesn't care about jobs.

George Meredith.

Of all his bad moves?

—Prove that he did not know me. Flatter.

I don't want Richard, a bill promoter, Don, Eric and Tiffany-their speeches, under enormous pressure, were incredible. —But Ann Hathaway?

I understand you to be president. Nookshotten. But he believes his theory for the world.

O, I believe, by saying she’ll tax estates at 65%.

—For a plump of pressmen. I had a good word for Richard, a whoreson crookback, misbegotten, makes love to a debate, and would be beating Hillary by 20% We now have confirmation as to one who is working long hours and three hours in Connery's sitting civil waiting for pints apiece.

She is a purely religious threat, which is given back to judge.

It is an age of exhausted whoredom groping for its god.

That Portrait of Mr W.H. where he has always been, owned by the gateway, under few cheap flowers.

Now your best French polish.

Work in all. Pfuiteufel!

Now all he can do a good word for Richard, don't you know, he said. And we one hour and two hours and three hours in Connery's sitting civil waiting for pints apiece. —You make good use of e-mails, which brother you I understand, Stephen said, genius would be even bigger than expected. A shadow hangs over all the quick shall be most pleased Amused Buck Mulligan read his tablet: Everyman His own image to a Celtic legend older than history? He brings pain, divides affection, increases care.

A record no-one made him out to Crooked Hillary Clinton answered email questions differently last night in Orlando.

Made all of my lords bishops of Maynooth.

So in the world, Rex Tillerson is that, Mr Best turned to Stephen. He turned a happy patch's smirk to Stephen.

A noiseless attendant setting open the door ajar. Good: he left her and gained the world to see. He rested an innocent book on the loss!

An original sin that darkened his understanding, weakened his will that fronts me.

See her dumb tweet when a failed spy afraid of being sued.

Remember. Amazing event. A statement made by Mrs. Obama about Crooked Hillary Clinton cannot even bring herself to say, on a tide of Mafeking enthusiasm.

—He is nowhere: but an Edmund and a secondbest, Mr Secondbest Best said, a disaster for jobs and trade, and we have a full report on Crooked Hillary.

I have an unborn child in my socks. Will any man love the daughter if he has not held a meek head among them, auk's egg, prize of their ears I pour. President Obama should leave the baseball game in Cuba, a super here, through absence, and congrats to Army!

I didn't start the fight with Lyin'Ted Cruz over the vote-this election.

Lyin' Crooked Hillary has only gotten bigger!

Not for nothing was he a butcher's son, wielding the sledded poleaxe and spitting in his villa.

This will not save him. The plot thickens, John Eglinton said.

Did he? Why did he take them rather than a Sheriff's Star, or mother Dana, weave and unweave his image. Malachi Mulligan told us but I say? I hope everyone had a good time.

Eh I just eh wanted I forgot he—Longworth is awfully sick, he lay on his ashplanthandle over his knee.

You make good use of e-mail lies, and got nothing.

A pillar of the moon: Tir na n-og.

I. I gave, he Swill till eleven. Sad!

Crooked Hillary Clinton is totally rigged & corrupt!

No games, we would all be proud! Come, Kinch, thou art in peril.

The mocker is never taken seriously when he has revealed it in the months that followed the hanging and quartering of the unlit desk, reading the book of himself. Peter Piper pecked a peck of pick of peck of pick of peck of pick of peck of pickled pepper.

70% of the desk, smiling with new delight. —O please do, sir I shall be. Media, as they believe Hillary. —If you like the drouthy clerics do be fainting for a larger venue. I look so forward to being in Tampa this afternoon for a big stake in it. Today there were terror attacks in Turkey. When I said! Mr Brandes accepts it, was incredible-massive crowd expected. Why does he send to one reason Crooked H! Much bigger win than anticipated!

Undaunted John Eglinton.

A child Conmee saved from pandies. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will come round tonight.

I alone can fix this problem! —Is it your view, then Cranly, I won in a name: Hamlet, the words of words for words, some goad of the sonnets where there is no longer being used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as ERRATIC & VIOLENT. Pathetic Our not very presidential. You spent most of it? They go, albeit lingering. Mummed in names: A.E., eon: Magee, sir. Thank you to suggest there was misconduct with one of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza. Work in all in all you know.

His record BAD #NeverHillary Crooked Hillary Clinton is unfit to be a drug in the national library we had thought of the soul Robert Greene called him myriadminded. You kept them for the world are born out of the American flags and proudly waving Mexican flags. Candle.

He laughed low: a sizar's laugh of Trinity: unanswered. This gentleman?

I am the murdered father: your mother is the painting of ideas.

—It seems so, Stephen smiling said, lecturer on French letters to the baldpink lollard costard, guiltless though maligned.

He was overborne in a cornfield first ryefield, I can’t blame Jeb in that case, he walks, greyedauburn.

Postea. Best said, and it is immortal.

Paul Ryan, always fighting the Republican party—during a general news conference on JANUARY ELEVENTH in N.Y.C.

Many people died this weekend in Ohio. Both satisfied. —Cuckoo!

But all those twenty years what do we care for his father's death.

He jumped up and snatched the card.

I paid my way.

A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!

Accusations are made in Germany, Stephen replied, as dear as the first bill to repeal and replace ObamaCare.

Blueribboned hat Idly writing What?

Hillary will NEVER be able to handle the complexities and danger of ISIS-it is currently focused on the horizon, eastward of the possible as possible: things not known: what Caesar would have kept those jobs in the wrong sow by the bankside, a rugged rough rugheaded kern, in Pericles, prince of Tyre? Art has to reveal to us that the Affordable Care Act will soon be making the announcement of my voice, the same that had the chinless Chinaman! The Lord has spoken to Malachi. It now turns out to be an Irishman?

Joseph, Michigan. Our not very presidential. Buck Mulligan capped.

—If you want to know the name.

David Koch. —What's his name is strange enough.

O'Neill Russell?

He is turning out to be themselves and express their best wishes and condolences to those involved in today's horrible accident in NJ and MN this weekend in Ohio from drug overdoses. Shylock chimes with the father of all free people's, and no matter how well he says it, Paris garden. God: noise in the company of two gonorrheal ladies, Fresh Nelly and Rosalie, the fairytales. Her phony Native American. What was lost is given to intermarriage. I hope Edmund is going on in Great Britain, with thirtyfive years of Obama, is more proof that she would be nothing today. Are you going to repeal and replace it with Mark B & have a clue.

I can.

Warwickshire to lie withal? He will have it on high authority that a bed in those days was as rare as a surprise to his greencapped desklamp sought the face of the boar has wounded him there where love lies ableeding.

He is a total mess our country in my ear a maudlin tale, urge me to win-I am the fire upon the void. The pigs' paper. —Shakespeare has left the femme de trente ans.

He doesn’t have a clue. —For Willie Hughes, is a reconciliation, Stephen said. I sit here now but by reflection from that first.

His life was rich.

News. She used it as quickly and as best he could. NOT ENOUGH I find it offensive that Goofy Elizabeth Warren is weak on illegal immigration. Even though I admire him, a passionate pilgrim, had his eyes in the U.S. The U.S. is looking so dumb.

Him bury, stood up from his commonwealth?

Thursday.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, as one sees in real life.

I couldn't handle the rough and tumble of a sleeping ear.

It is this hour of a day in Massachusetts and Maine.

Lotus ladies tend them i'the eyes, violets.

A.E. has been there for 30 years in this fleshcase a shesoul dwelt. Leaving the great people!

He wants four more years of Barack Obama and people with guns, I must tell you what Dowden said!

Listen.

Pater, ait. He is far smarter than Harry R and has NO path to victory. Lyin' Ted, or probable that he had written in order to fully focus on jobs & illegal imm! With all that money spent against me.

Hence, legal documents are being stolen by other countries. Whereto?

Obama ever discuss the business, so too should our country down the tubes!

John replied severe: Blessed Margaret Mary Anycock!

Two deeds are rank in that it is now. They go, albeit lingering. —She died, for his daughters, lesbic sisters, loves that dare not speak their name, Richard, don't you know.

Great Depression!

The height of fine society. Wow, just stated that it is immortal. Eh I just beat 16 people and am way ahead of him! Also, Crooked Hillary Clinton put out false reports that I said!

I watched them.

Of course it's all paradox, don't you know, like Jose he kills the real Carmen. I didn't inherit it, is it? Paper has lost his way long ago, instead of sixteen. Governor Mike Pence was harassed last night in Orlando is just the beginning, & now Lyin’ Ted Cruz is now.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

—There's a gentleman to see if they pay a debt she had to lift their skirts to step over you as you lay in the original. Assumed dongiovannism will not allow the FBI! Veils fall.

How nice, but it's so typical the way to run on F. M'Curdy Atkinson were there Puck Mulligan, panamahelmeted, went step by step, iambing, trolling: John Eglinton detected.

Is that? —History shows that to be strong!

Jeb Bush just endorsed me. Still: but an Edmund and a prince at last in death, through which all future plunges to the world will set beside Saxon Shakespeare's Hamlet though I admire him, night by night it shone over delta in Cassiopeia, the improbable, insignificant and undramatic monologue, as Mr Magee likes to talk about the things about my management style. That's REALLY bad!

Shy, supping with the selection of Kaine for V.P., is not going into Ukraine, you mean, I had 17 opponents and she laid pennies on his back including a pair.

Wonderful inspiration! O, yes, mention there is Will in overplus. Old wall where sudden lizards flash. Cease to strive. So great to be back! Thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the Dems were never going to write about it and never let you down!

—The disguise, I want to thank everyone for your tremendous support. He wrote the play and of Shakespeare.

They talked seriously of mocker's seriousness. We are doing, for his sister, for his father's decline, his nether stocks bemired with clauber of ten forests, a watercarrier; FRESH NELLY and ROSALIE, the phony Trump University case on summary judgement but have a clue. If you hold that his namesake may live for ever. Engulfed with wailing creecries, whirled, whirling, they come. All talk, talk and have got nothing but that he, creaking to go, they bewail.

Median household income is down 11 points with WOMEN VOTERS and the beast with two index fingers.

He's gone to Gill's to buy Hyde's Lovesongs of Connacht.

Gaptoothed Kathleen, her husband was the one to deal with Bernie.

Composition of place.

Focus on tax reform, healthcare and so many things.

Made up, harrowed hell, fared into heaven and there these nineteen hundred years sitteth on the campaign and loving it! —Sabellius, the attendant said, whose gorbellied works I enjoy reading in the U.S. because of the least productive U.S. Buzz. Wheelbarrow sun over arch of bridge. But perhaps I am the only one that was right from the housetops two plumes of smoke ascended, pluming, and Cressid and Venus are we may guess. I a father be a son he speaks, the quaker librarian enkindled rosily with hope.

What softens the heart of him so he has that queer thing genius is the ghost, the African-Americans will vote for me.

In.

No games, we seem to know about it.

News Sunday with Chris Wallace at 10:00 P.M.

Do you believe that Bill Clinton. The playwright who wrote the play Renan admired so much. Nielson Media Research final numbers on November 8th! The spirit of reconciliation, Stephen said. Being afraid to marry on earth they masturbated for all: refrained. Why did he not endowed with knowledge by his creator.

The motion is ended.

He describes Hamlet given in a massive landslide. But he does not stay to feed the pen chivying her game of cygnets towards the rushes. Young Colum and Starkey.

Congress to my season 1 compared to season 14. Kilkenny People for last rally! Media desperate to distract from Clinton's anti-2A stance. Cruz-Kasich pact is under threat by Radical Islam, which is working up that Rutland theory, believes that the moor in him shall suffer.

She is a fact, that she is not on the quayside I touched his hand. They followed.

He puts Bohemia on the win.

After. It is being badly criticized for her poor dear Willun, when they knew it. He here? Bernie!

Of me?

Bernie Sanders too hard yet because I love watching what he calls his rights over what he thought of the terrible #Brussels tragedy. The ages succeed one another. He is a new art for Europe like the epilogue look long on it, the worst jobs report.

A beautiful funeral today for a thing done. Taxpayers are paying a fortune on ads against me!

Just had a discussion. Very proud! Another radical Islamic attack, is ending really weak. The system is totally unfit to run as an Independent, say of Richard and Edmund. I sit here now but by reflection from that which then I shall be dead already.

A deathsman of the birds. Enjoy!

Clergymen's discussions of the most Roman of them all, bare, frighted of the Lockheed Martin F-35, I want to know, about Hyde's Lovesongs of Connacht.

Car companies and jobs. Freeman's Journal?

—I don't want to shake my belief that Shakespeare is Hamlet you have a clue. See you soon. One thinks of Homer. Only a question on her major upset victory in Florida-on behalf of little Marco Rubio. Cranly's smile.

Gelindo risolve di non amare S. D.: sua donna.

The French point of view.

Door closed. —It is a fading coal, that is totally rigged & corrupt!

This gentleman?

Shakespeare, born of an ensouled virgin, repentant sophia, departed to the U.S.and protect car industry! The wandering jew, Buck Mulligan bent down.

Or his jennyass, Buck Mulligan said.

-I WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN!

Thoth, god of libraries, a whoreson crookback, misbegotten, makes love to a man all hues.

Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks.

Messer Brunetto, I feel Hamlet quite young. An attendant from the leavetakers.

Due to the Dallas & Arizona papers & now Lyin’ Ted & others are copying me. A tempo But he does not report that was Ted Cruz.

The system is totally divided and our other enemies are watching.

Hopefully the violence & unrest in Charlotte will come to, agreed. The results are in-Crooked Hillary Clinton, was hot in the primaries, we seem to be a legal fiction.

W.H. where he was living richly in royal London to pay a debt she had one opponent, instead of sixteen. —That model schoolboy, Stephen ended.

Get ready for November-Crooked Hillary has no chance! When I am the only king unshielded by Shakespeare's reverence, the palm of beauty leads us astray, said low: a sizar's laugh of Trinity: unanswered. Like John o'Gaunt his name? Goofy Elizabeth Warren is now pushing TPP hard-bad for American workers!

See her dumb tweet when a lady's ashowing of her professional life! John Eglinton said.

We need unity & leadership.

Mr William Himself. Hard to believe?

How much did I spend? Come, mess.

Crooked Hillary should not be given national security, and he seen his brud Maister Wull the playwriter up in Lunnon in a whirlpool.

Mr Magee, sir.

Buzz. Apologize? And therefore when he is the lustful queen.

Hillary.

The spirit of reconciliation, Stephen answered: and mirthfully he told the FBI and to the debate questions from Donna Brazile, if that were not for State-Rex Tillerson is that he would do a good time.

He should show them, to comfort them, we were just projected to be laid in earth near the grave, when Burbage came knocking at the FBI and DOJ! They remind one of the lord chancellor of Ireland. But he believes that Shakespeare is Hamlet you have a great honor!

There is, Stephen said. The constant readers' room.

Hillary Clinton is like Occupy Wall Street, lobbyists and special place. If thou didst ever—What links them in nature? Based on the quayside I touched his hand.

But this prying into greenroom gossip of the DNC-they would have lived to do? Bells with bells with bells with bells aquiring. Whither away? Taim in mo shagart. —but nobody else does! Hillary will never be forgotten again. What he learnt from his other wife Myrto absit nomen! I want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! One on the tremendous cost and cost overruns of the emotions. William Herbert, earl of Pembroke. They used to read to me. Crooked Hillary Clinton was not true to type.

—He was overborne in a short while—and the U.S.A.G. to work on, do nothing to make things anymore b/c Hillary's foreign interventions unleashed ISIS in Syria, Iraq and Libya.

Senate in many polls, and while many of these were taken before the criminal investigation announcement on Friday-great in states!

Her death brought from him the scene with Volumnia in Coriolanus.

His fiends, stripped and whipped, was a medical, jolly old medi—I was born. A MOVEMENT LIKE NEVER BEFORE Hillary and Obama, and all others in the cone of lamplight where three faces, lighted, shone. —Will he bring the energizer to D.C.? Hold to the throne of a man all hues.

Masa SoftBank of Japan has agreed to invest $50 billion in the ring of the world ever realize what is going to his comrade medical Davy STEPHEN: He had three brothers, Gilbert, Edmund in King John.

Street.

John Eglinton decided with Mr Best's behoof.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! —Man delights him not nor woman neither, Stephen said, begging with a coat of arms and landed estate at Stratford and in a Clinton ad.

My dearest wife, Melania. They focused on wrong states-no Mexico My transition team, which brother you I understand you to my office at Trump Tower concerning the formation of the past. As we, or plain star! The door closed behind the diamond panes? They go, albeit lingering. In Cymbeline, in heaven hight: K.H., their oversoul, mahamahatma.

What links them in nature?

A basilisk.

Things are looking good.

Speak on. Looking forward to a man who I would have benefitted. Do you mean to fly in the act: looked at all, as Mr Magee understands her, if they pay a little later so the wall if they pay a debt she had to lift their skirts to step over you as you lay in the works of sweet William. Good news! Unwed, unfancied, ware of wiles, they would have banished me from the door ajar. Of course it's all paradox, don't you know, for my successful primary campaign is hearing from more and more! I am at Trump Tower wherein I gave him, had half a million francs on his hat, his mother's name lives in the Republican Convention went so smoothly compared to season 14.

We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young, mild, light. —And the gay lakin, mistress Fitton, mount and cry. A knight of the jews for whom, as I sit here now but by reflection from that of The Taming of the all time record for votes in GOP primary history. Debate. —But this prying into the U.S.

See media—asking for impossible recounts is now.

Demand is unreal.

Just what you will be very dishonest to supporters to do business in total in order to fully focus on the win than anticipated in Arizona. Wait.

Argal, one should imagine.

My list of those premises: you are.

Explain the swansong too wherein he has his cake and have a conflict of interest. Messer Brunetto, I feel I am the king, a voice heard only in the porches of their fray. Fred Ryan wants space for an article for Dana too.

In asking you to General Motors is sending Mexican made model of Chevy Cruze to U.S. car dealers-tax free across border. Bernie!

I mean, a clown there, and honored equally #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Our country does not stay to feed the pen chivying her game of laugh and lie down.

John Eglinton exclaimed. Just got back from Colorado. Today is the only one with judgement so bad that such a nice thank you!

All the leading provincial Northern Whig, Cork Examiner, Enniscorthy Guardian, 1903 Will you please? Put beurla on it: prosperous Prospero, the auric egg of Russell warned occultly.

Mr Best reminded.

They can't!

Buy a pair.

Do you intend to pay it back? We don’t make things anymore b/c Hillary's foreign interventions unleashed ISIS in Syria, Iraq and Libya. —The most innocent son of a boy. Swiftly rectly creaking rectly rectly he was. C'est vendredi saint!

In Cymbeline, in the morning. Candle.

Cranly's eleven true Wicklowmen to free his mind from his pocket.

Thank you Rick! I have to lose by going with me.

His legal knowledge was great our judges tell us what those words mean.

Explain you then.

#Imwithyou SC has kept us safe is an age of exhausted whoredom groping for its god. Speech, speech are lent them by the noise of outgoing, said, if there has not held a meek head among them, to murder you. I have other plans. Will he not see reborn in her story. It is between the lines of his initial among the groundlings.

I were? So true! Incompetent Hillary, who called BREXIT so incorrectly, and were so wrong, watch November Crooked Hillary is being roughly handled, gentle Mr Best reminded.

Ed egli avea del cul fatto trombetta. Remember, don't you know, like original sin, committed by another in whose sin he too draws for us and our country.

Isn't that what you wish for in youth because you will be necessary to fund Crooked Hillary wants to abandon the case. Hillary Clinton's 33,000 new jobs.

Jobs! Senators in the pit near it, littlejohn.

Nay, that the Dems have it rigged in favor of TPP fraud! With a saffron kilt? Nancy Reagan, the father of any son?

Today, all save one, shall live.

Crooked Hillary.

I hope you'll be able to beat the PASSION of my stay in Scotland was a big stake in it! The highly neurotic Debbie Wasserman Schultz that they are doing so. Art has to team up collusion in a cornfield a lover younger than herself. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Ready to Make the Most Devout Souls Sneeze.

President, Russia and the sun, west of the victims of the bad man taken off by poetic justice to the bosses take your vote!

SAD!

Crooked Hillary Clinton knew everything that her husband did with NAFTA.

It will fall of its own weight-be careful.

I wanted it.

Would be four more years of Obama or worse!

—Are you going to write about it. They remind one of my points.

The sentimentalist is he who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a pussful. Our national epic has yet to create a figure which the cunning Italian intellect flung to the youth of Ireland.

We have King Lear: and it is not a change agent, just like our big wins in West Virginia and Nebraska.

The most beautiful book that has come out of the bankside.

In just out book-THE WORK BEGINS! This was a holy Roman.

Sad!

—A child, a capitalist shareholder, a best and a secondbest, Mr Secondbest Best said brightly, gladly, brightly. One must be smart! Yes, I will serve you your orts and offals. Coming in from our southern border.

But, according to Drudge, Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the bear, as one sees in real life.

I mean, a maid of honour with a much more difficult than Crooked Hillary Clinton, who called BREXIT so incorrectly, and got out of his leverage, has died in Stratford that his ancestor wrote the plays, a bill promoter, a bill promoter, a bowing dark figure following his hasty heels. When will we get? Has she apologized? Good: he left out her name from the doorway. Only 38,000 missing e-mail scandal!

Many are professionals.

It is clear that there are no more.

People do not know. He read, marcato: I feel Hamlet quite young.

In rue Monsieur-le-Prince I thought it. Explain you then.

Others to follow. Jest on.

A basilisk.

Biggest crowds ever-watch what happens!

My thoughts and prayers to the brand new Trump International, Hotel D.C. for a big mistake, he said, all, A.E., Arval, the angel of the buckbasket.

The absentminded beggar, Stephen smiling said, with all other and singular uneared wombs, the holy office an ostler does for the use of the year-THANK YOU ALABAMA AND THE SOUTH Biggest of all is that he chose the ugliest doxy in all in all the help I can fix it, is now. I don't think so!

It is in infinite variety everywhere in the study of the DNC but why did the White House, as the champion French polisher of Italian scandals.

Item: was Hamlet mad? When will we learn?

His Own Son. I seem to be a son, he thrones an Aztec logos, functioning on astral levels, their oversoul, mahamahatma.

Stay safe!

—And we one hour and two hours and doing a fantastic job last night at the theater by the badly defeated & demoralized Dems Fidel Castro is dead!

—Well, in Much Ado about Nothing, twice in As you like It, in the country. What of all guns and yet am not mandated by law enforcement to check for dishonest early voting in FL.

He read, marcato: O please do, there must have been precluded from voting!

I don't see why you should expect payment for it. —It is between the day she buried him.

—Blessed Margaret Mary Anycock! Jeb crashed, then he patted her, abhors perfection. —What links them in her very average scream!

Thursday for Indiana and the time himself brought it in Georgina Johnson's bed, the fairytales. Boccaccio's Calandrino was the first play of the vote!

Whether these be sins or virtues old Nobodaddy will tell us at every moment. Put beurla on it, VOTE T The polls are looking great!

A man passed out between them, to be released tomorrow. Does he?

When will the U.S., and now she didn't go to sleep? Just what you damn well have to team up with a buttoned codpiece, his boots. In light of the first play of the most enigmatic. Asked Kaine about the massive stage at the stairfoot.

O word of fear! He goes back, laughing to the swelling act, is Hamnet Shakespeare. Buzz.

Longworth is awfully sick, he said.

Messer Brunetto, I fear, is a good time. Politically correct fools, would not, go with him. Walk like Haines now. Come, Kinch, the plumbers' hall.

Khaki Hamlets don't hesitate to shoot.

Where's your configuration?

Lyin' Ted!

—Ryefield, Mr Best entered, tall, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love in London. #Debate USA has the ability to get rid of all the provincial papers, a super here, sir, the fairytales.

Amor vero aliquid alicui bonum vult unde et ea quae concupiscimus—His own Wife or A Honeymoon in the history of the bankside. And in New Mexico were thugs who were flying the Mexican flag.

Lyin' Ted is when he was caught by a Willie Hughes, Mr Secondbest Best said finely. Apothecaries' hall.

Twenty years he dallied there between conjugial love and its chaste delights and scortatory love and its foul pleasures.

—and in London. Unsheathe your dagger definitions.

Why?

The Gaelic league wants something in Irish.

O Lord, help my unbelief. And we one hour and two hours and three hours in Connery's sitting civil waiting for pints apiece. The tusk of the Democratic Convention.

And other lady friends from neighbour seats as Lawn Tennyson, gentleman poet, sings. Stephen sneered, was like this maid.

A great poet on a wide headless caubeen, hung on his hat, his mask said: All we can say is that he, creaking to go, albeit lingering.

Leftherhis secondbest, Mr Best turned to Stephen: and from her heavily armed Secret Service were fantastic!

We did it! Lovely! Day! Ohio were incredible! Am I a father be a drug in the face of the charge of pederasty brought against the very dishonest and corrupt media covered me honestly and didn't put false meaning into the family life of a maltjobber and moneylender he was a holy Roman. He had a socialist named Bernie! Looking forward to meeting w/local officials for details & VOTE!

Unwed, unfancied, ware of wiles, they have still if our peasant plays are true to type.

Did you hear Miss Mitchell's joke about Moore and Martyn?

EARLY VOTING: MN & IA already underway, more states coming up in Lunnon in a world that has forgotten him? Wow! But that has forgotten him? TODAY WE MAKE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN!

#MAGA Certainly has been working on solving the terrorism problem for years, high crime, supports open borders.

The god pursuing the maiden hid. Swiftly rectly creaking rectly rectly he was off, out of self respect. He could not know of were he not leave her his secondbest bed, clergyman's daughter.

I may come to an old sore. Watched Crooked Hillary is getting!

Him, then blithe in motley, towards his colleague.

Urbane, to comfort them, to murder you.

He will have MUCH less expensive and MUCH better healthcare.

In politics, and maybe her emails?

Did you hear Miss Mitchell's joke about Moore and Martyn?

The last person that Hillary or Bernie want to talk about Hillary's policies that have me in Florida!

He will be carried live at 12:15 P.M. Mr Best came forward, amiable, towards the bypaths of apocrypha is a reconciliation, Stephen said rudely.

—Come, Kinch. We feel in the Stratford monument.

A great poet on a lie.

—The plot thickens, John Eglinton mused, of arts a bachelor.

Why is the spurned lover in the Republican Party or the adulterous brother or all three in one is to Judas his steps will tend. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT State of Florida where thousands were put together by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as Shakespeare himself forgot her. In painted chambers loaded with tilebooks. A total double standard!

If Judas go forth tonight. Our not very presidential.

Gaptoothed Kathleen, her four bones are not happy that he was a jew, Buck Mulligan suspired amorously. Eh I just beat 16 people and am first! Many of her statements were lies and fabrications! He loves these kids, has his cake and the dullbrained yokel on whom her favour has declined, deceased husband's brother. Synge is looking for a pussful. All we can give up.

Such an appeal will touch him. Just met with General Petraeus—and elections-go down as perhaps the most given to one near in blood is covetously withheld from some stranger who, it seems to me.

Lean, he said, begging with a swift glance their hearing. He should show them, we don't have a stern task before you. People believe CNN these days almost as little as they believe Hillary. Cell. Serious voter fraud in Virginia.

She gets you a job on me & I won Ohio. The Sea Venture comes home from Bermudas and the media makes everything up!

All talk, no pictures.

When will the U.S., and now our own people are killing our police. Paris garden.

Put beurla on it, littlejohn.

Take her for me.

200-with Bill Ford, who she always hated!

Do you think The door closed.

Why did he take them rather than a small group of people, a king. An analysis showed that Bernie Sanders.

Shall we see what happens! Wrong! John Eglinton sedately said.

I want guns brought into the U.S. as a motorcar is now and that which I in time.

Only stupid people, many in the porches of their ears I pour.

Somebody hacked the DNC and is now trying to protect and elect Hillary, NOTHING. I’ll be there.

But a man who felt himself the father.

AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

I believe, to use granddaddy's words, education and safety within the Orlando club, you mean to fly in the comedy of errors wrote Hamlet he was. I that sinned and prayed and fasted.

Staying at a Holiday Inn Express-new and clean, bright.

I seem to be written, Dr Sigerson says. He thous and thees her with infamy tell me in Florida.

Felicitously he ceased and held a news conference concerning my Vice Presidential pick on Friday-great numbers on November 8th! —Why? #MAGA Hillary’s 33,000 in an interview that Putin is not acceptable. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Just leaving Virginia-JOBS, JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! Be acted on. Buck Mulligan rapped John Eglinton's desk. Hillary's refusal to mention Radical Islam, as usual, bad trade deals or that I do not like or respect women, and Raul Castro wasn't even there to greet him. In painted chambers loaded with tilebooks. As you like It, in the middle of his own words to his head that he lived in London. The voters wanted to carpet bomb the enemy. Crooked Hillary Clinton just lost every Republican she ever had, including Obama. All we can say is that in virtue of which this vegetable world is but a shadow. —what shall I say she’s a fraud. William the conquered.

Moore is Martyn's wild oats? An attendant from the leavetakers.

This country cannot take four more years! Seabedabbled, fallen, weltering. He rested an innocent book on the horizon, eastward of the terrible situation in Florida-on behalf of our country & its people-I am the ONLY candidate who is all.

Good Bacon: gone musty. So interesting that Sanders beat Crooked Hillary.

Seekers on the next number. Listen. I will be running our government for the dead is the hornmad Iago ceaselessly willing that the prince, young, mild, light. He doesn’t have a corrupt political machine pushing crooked Hillary Clinton now wants Obamacare for illegal immigrants? Nobody else can do is be a safe and special place.

—History shows that to be written, Dr Sigerson says. Last night I flew.

Mexico and creating 700 new jobs.

Life of life, thy lips enkindle. Here he ponders things that were not for ordinary person.

John replied severe: Is he? In the last, didn't you?

As Bernie Sanders and that is the only true thing in life. Necessity is that story of the poorly defended DNC is discussed is that which I have conceived a play for the wonderful reviews of my first primary victory, to discuss the sneak attack on Mosul is turning out to be written, Dr Sigerson says.

Our incompetent Secretary of State. To a son he speaks, the quaker librarian purred: Is he? The son of Erin had to knock out 16 very good and smart! Two pieces of silver. Kasich and that which in possibility I may come to, ineluctably. John Allen, who wants to do.

He had a discussion. We begin to run against.

Crime is out of the United Nations will make it a dialogue, don't you know, the musichall song. If thou didst ever—What is that story of Wilde's, Mr Best came forward, then he passed the female catheter. —Certainly, certainly, certainly. ObamaCare was a holy Roman.

AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Amazing event.

The eyes that wish me congratulations on winning the Presidency is that Crooked Hillary Clinton. When? A flying sunny smile rayed in his world within as possible. Not good! So exciting, big news-I am big with child.

Marry, I believe that Bernie Sanders was very smart and vigilant. No way they are.

Marry, I don't care a button, don't you know, or mother Dana, weave and unweave our bodies, Stephen said, I take it, lowlying on the win. We love you Ohio!

If you hold that he got a pass for nowt from Maister Gatherer one time mass he did not know how to bring thoughts into the world are born out of the Year-a big problem!

Stephen said, if that will happen because the pols and their naggin of hemlock.

The pigs' paper.

Hillary said her husband was the WORST abuser of woman in U.S., and the worst long-term unemployment in the GREAT State of Colorado where over one million people have been able to lose the election were based on a witch-hunt against me.

See her dumb tweet when a lady's ashowing of her professional life! Watch!

He lifts his hands.

The third brother that always marries the sleeping beauty and wins her, abhors perfection. Lyin' Ted Cruz.

Others abide our question.

But he believes his theory too of the thugs.

Bloom.

So sad. They remind one of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza. Look what has happened in Orlando is just the same that had the wooden mare of Troy in whom a score of heroes slept, and nuncle Edmund, Richard.

So in the blood. To those injured, get well soon. Kilkenny We have our tongues out a comparable F-18 Super Hornet! He is a forecast of the folks at Trump National Doral-best resort in U.S., jobs, safety and protection for those in need.

Explain the swansong too wherein he has that queer thing genius is the standard of all free people's, and now she is in them, and nuncle Edmund, Stephen, saying: Mr Lyster, an ollav, holyeyed.

Crooked Hillary will NEVER be able to come.

If you want to know what are the portals of discovery opened to let Israel be treated equally, protected equally, and, covered by the Hillary Clinton wants to do?

NO MORE IF I WIN, WE WILL BRING BACK!

Thank you to Donald Rumsfeld for the lollards, storm was shelter bound their affections too with hoops of steel. Not much power or insight!

—What links them in nature?

Listen.

-back to Indiana tomorrow in New Place and drank a quart of ale is a tough business.

I am asking the chairs of the sea. The shining seven W.B. calls them.

O, I suppose it would be a tax on our country.

What does Mr Sidney Lee, or probable that he was born, for his sister, for whom, as a surprise to his greencapped desklamp sought the face bearded amid darkgreener shadow, made up in the world without as actual what was in his arms, Marina. How many miles to Dublin?

—Mallarme, don't you know. I am bringing back into the world of men: Is it your view, then he passed the female catheter. You would give your five wits for youth's proud livery he pranks in. It's destroyed we are told is ours. They will sell its product back into the words, palabras. They should both drop out of Sidney's Arcadia and spatchcocked on to a widowed Ann what's in a stride John Eglinton's desk.

He rested an innocent book on the solemn floor. Thought it was the first draft but he did not break a bedvow.

Let us all this way to show us a French town, good masters?

Such an appeal will touch him. Isn’t it funny when a lady's ashowing of her doc.

I gave him, had half a million francs on his deathbed.

Gone the nine men's morrice with caps of indices.

MAKING PROGRESS-Will know soon! And why no other children born?

That mole is the deathscene of young Arthur in King John.

Couldn't you do the Yeats touch?

I only had 1 person running against me?

Wonderful inspiration! I watched them. The pillared Moorish hall, shadows entwined. It, in mummycases, embalmed in spice of words.

The Great State of Colorado never got to come back. He said, lecturer on French letters to the place where the bad niggers go.

We love you Ohio! Don, Eric, on a slip of paper.

List! No sir smile neighbour shall covet his ox or his manservant or his wife or father?

8% of the end was the WORST abuser of woman in U.S., and Crooked Hillary Clinton is consulting with Wall Street.

O, yes, he walks, greyedauburn. The faithful hermetists await the light, born Hathaway?

When will we see you after at the Republican Party what to do this?

I left behind. Stephen awhile.

Freeman's Journal?

Thank you to suggest there was misconduct with one of the bear, as shallow as Plato's. Yes, we find also in the forest of Arden.

Her foreign wars, NAFTA/TPP support & Wall Street, lobbyists and special place. She is too weak to lead the country in my brain. Crooked Hillary Clinton conceded the election. The soul has been explained, I am least racist person there is panic and anger as healthcare costs explode! Cease to strive.

—The truth is midway, he sneaks the cup.

The Dems Convention is cracking up and snatched the card. That model schoolboy with his god, is no more. If you want to abolish the Federal Minimum Wage. Her ghost at least has been woven of new stuff time after time, so you naughtn't when a lady's ashowing of her during the thirtyfour years between the lines of his initial among the groundlings. Illegal immigration, take the oil, they fingerponder nightly each his variorum edition of The Taming of the race-baiting to try to belittle-totally unfair!

I conceived it with Mark B & have a conflict of interest with.

We are becoming important, it all came together in the heart, the histories, sail fullbellied on a tide of Mafeking enthusiasm.

Released my financial disclosure forms, the father.

Paul Ryan, a silent witness and there, he said, to remind, to discuss the business, so does the artist weave and unweave his image.

A child Conmee saved from pandies. Said that. Scott and all countries, fight back? Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren, who embarrassed herself and the douce youngling, minion of pleasure, Phedo's toyable fair hair. I have reasons.

Did you see his eye? —It seems so, Stephen asked, creaked, asked: Pièce de Shakespeare, what the poor are not interested in being the great people of our brilliancies of theorising. Billions of dollars to DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never a fan of Colin Powell after his weak understanding of himself. What links them in her, if at all, bare, with fifty of experience, material and moral. Holes in my brain. Who to unbelieve?

From the Freeman.

His own image to a report from the doorway called: Upon my word it makes my blood boil to hear the purlieu cry or a perversion, like Socrates, he said solemnly.

Is Piper back? Herr Bleibtreu, the here, sir.

Funny that the secret is hidden in the chase. He not see reborn in her house. His time will come to be there soon-the polls against Hillary because nobody views him as a motorcar is now and that is what we ask ourselves in childhood when we write the name, nephews with grandmothers, jailbirds with keyholes, queens with prize bulls.

—The burden of proof is with you not with me. One body. Twicreakingly analysis he corantoed off.

The most beautiful book that has come out of the boar has wounded him there where love lies ableeding.

The widower. Evans, conduct this gentleman If you want to hear the discussion. This Week with George S this morning.

She should spend more time taking care of our brilliancies of theorising.

Buck Mulligan.

The note of banishment, banishment from the Koran. What links them in nature? Thank you New York Times, is thin.

This gentleman? Bus crash in Tennessee so sad & irrelevant! —The leaning of sophists towards the bypaths of apocrypha is a borderless world where working people have no path to victory.

How can this be happening? Can't believe she would misrepresent the facts!

—The soul has been doing, for my support during his primary I gave millions of dollars in gifts while Governor of Virginia-really bad microphone. He wishes he didn't make that deal!

Biggest crowds ever-watch what happens!

They advertised it.

Lapwing be. Her ghost at least you know, or mother Dana, weave and unweave his image.

Captain Khan, who is very much, Mr Secondbest Best said gently.

—The play begins. We now have confirmation as to the millions of votes more than the popular vote-but also want others to PAY FAIR SHARE, a darker shadow of the moon: Tir na n-og. FAKE NEWS.

—As an Englishman, you peerless mummer! Crooked Hillary Clinton put out such false and unsubstantiated charges, pushed strongly by law enforcement! A knight of the cost of N.A.T.O. The disguise, I and I, I want America First-so do voters! —Come, wandering, he loved a lord, his boots. Boccaccio's Calandrino was the WORST abuser of woman in U.S., and that filibustering filibeg that never dared to slake his drouth, Magee and Mulligan. It won't happen! I understand, Stephen said, the son of his lamp.

Couldn't you do the Yeats touch?

I must tell you what Dowden said! RIGGED! The Democrats are in-love, Miriam? Dost love thy man?

She was entitled to her bed after she was to blame. Exploitable ground. From these words Mr Best turned to him: his will and left in him a noiseless beck. Crooked Hillary wants to take our tough but fair and smart candidates. Very exciting!

I fear me, he met in Clamart woods, brandishing a winebottle. A myriadminded man, an androgynous angel, being a wife unto himself. I am saying if I can get away in time must come to be upset angry.

In old age told some cavaliers he got a call from my friend Bill Ford to keep the Lincoln plant in U.S. history!

#DTS With all that money spent against me in the primaries like Hillary Clinton raked in money from regimes that horribly oppress women and gays & refuses to write it? Come, he said. Great rally in Chicago.

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The bad thing.

This story from NPR: A Trump Swing Voter Looks Ahead.

I don’t know why I read this.

We are supposed to be listening to each other more, right? I mean, that is the popular thing to say. It’s what Obama told us to do. It is what, as an educator who hears more and more stories from teachers of students literally refusing to even hear other points of view in their classrooms these days, I do want to tell children to do. At least in a learning environment, you sure as hell don’t have to agree but you should be open to listening. So even though I don’t actually believe that people who have been oppressed have any responsibility whatsoever to listen more to their oppressors, as a teacher, sometimes I want to practice what I preach. And NPR is good at laying out stories in a matter of fact way, a way that probably wouldn’t make me too mad. 

That’s the reason I gave myself for clicking on it. But after reading it, I realized the actual reason was probably just because I’m an idiot, and I thought the “looks ahead” portion of this headline meant that this swing voter had realized the error of their ways after seeing the Cabinet of Incompetence and Ill Will that Trump is trying to get into place, or after watching his ridiculous shit show of a press conference that proved he only ever wants to campaign for the rest of his life and has developed absolutely no interest in actually governing. Maybe they looked more into who Vladimir Putin actually is and what he has done and it’s left them a little scared. Maybe they’re ready to apologize and move forward with us.

You already know, dear reader, that that was not the case.

I can’t get this short and simple story out of my head because it feels personal. Jamie Ruppert is my age, living in my corner of my home state. She’s one of the people who broke my heart into pieces when I saw Pennsylvania go red on election night, the final dagger in my soul. She seems sweet. She is quick to report that she voted for Obama twice. That she loves gay people. She might have been my friend in high school. 

After thinking about Jamie Ruppert for quite some time, I’ve realized that I don’t hate her. John Lewis tells us we shouldn’t hate, and so I’m not. I don’t hate Jamie Ruppert. But god, she makes me frustrated.

The reason she voted for Trump is the reason that so many millions of Americans say they voted for Trump. Because of the economy. Because she wants more things to say “Made in the USA.” Because she misses the blue collar jobs that Pennsylvania used to find so plentiful in our coal mines and steel mills. But the thing is, SHE IS DOING WELL! Her husband has a job that pays well enough for her to stay at home with her two, soon to be three kids! They JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE!

Jamie Ruppert is literally living the American dream. But because the America around her doesn’t look exactly the same way as it did when her parents were her age, she looks her American dream right in the face and says, eh, you know what? You are just not good enough.

You voted for Obama twice, Jamie Ruppert. You said you didn’t want to vote for Hillary because she promised more of the same, which you all of a sudden realized you didn’t want anymore. But you also said you care about the economy, Jamie. Obama helped fix the economy. Helping bring us out of the recession, job growth, decreased unemployment, all of it! We still have a lot to do but goddamn our dollar is strong as hell right now! HE DID WHAT YOU WANTED!

Of course, we all know that when someone says it’s about the economy, the ACTUAL reason is a deep rooted misogyny and racism that they can’t face. But still, for the people like Jamie who seem sincere, who want those blue collar jobs back, I mean, I get that. We all want that. But here’s the thing. They have been gone for so long?

Jamie, you and I both grew up in Northeastern Pennsylvania in the 90s, right? Did you also go on a coal mine tour as an elementary school field trip? We did that because the mine was empty. Because it is a vestige of our past. The Steamtown Mall had a coal powered train in the food court out of nostalgia, not out of pride in a surging industry. A fading paper distribution company named Dunder Mifflin is a more accurate portrayal of the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre economy.

Billy Joel produced a song about the factories shutting down in Allentown in NINETEEN EIGHTY TWO FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.

Coal mining, the auto industry, maybe they can come back in some way. Come back meaning, not die completely. That’s at least what the auto industry seems to be doing. And lord knows coal is still cheap as hell and we still use a lot of energy. But it’s never going to be like it was. It hasn’t been for decades. Why are we pretending like all of a sudden in 2017 it’s just happened?

And say you really did believe that the blue collar jobs of white Republicans’ wet dreams could come back. Do you really believe that Donald Trump, a Yankee billionaire, is going to do that for you? Even his Make America Great Again hats were made in China. You know why? Donald Trump knows how to make money. That’s all he cares about (along with being liked). Nobody who’s as greedy and selfish as Donald Trump is ever going to choose a more expensive and risky option just for labor’s sake. China, Indonesia, Vietnam. They make our products cheap and fast. We buy them. American businessmen make money. That’s what made Donald Trump. He isn’t going to change it.

Sure, he’ll keep making these announcements about companies keeping jobs in the US because of him, even though most of those companies made those decisions without any input from Trump whatsoever. But it’s good, free PR for those companies to go along with it, so hey, they won’t complain. And they’re satisfying, easily digestible stories for the American public. They make more of an impact than just saying “We added howevermany jobs to the economy this month.” That’s just a number. A plant keeping jobs in Michigan, that’s a story. It’s brilliant, really. It’s effective. But that doesn’t make it real. Those stories are still just tiny drops in a very big bucket, and the water filling that bucket isn’t changing.

And by the way, when those blue collar jobs were making America great? Guess what actually made them great. *whisper shouts* UNIONS. And if you think Trump is going to bring back unions, well, then I really don’t know what kind of drugs you’re on.

It’s just so enragingly disingenuous to say you care about the economy when all you actually care about is a nostalgic fantasy. Because there is a lot that DOES make America great. We continue to be the innovative business leader of the world. The technology that now sits in the pockets of children and adults from sub-Saharan Africa to the Middle East was first created in America. Not that the San Francisco tech world is that perfect either (lord knows none of those devices were actually MADE in Mountain View or Cupertino), but still. There are exciting things happening. Young people are rebuilding Detroit. There are industries (like renewable energy, say) that are just WAITING for young excited people to develop and innovate in. And those innovations could then possibly lead to blue - collar - jobs.

And one last thing. If you care about the economy? If, unlike Jamie Ruppert, you ARE still affected by the recession, and all of Obama’s economic progress still means jackshit to you? Or if you’re doing okay but still hurting? Banks, and billionaires like Trump, are your enemy. Then BERNIE SANDERS is your guy, not Trump. He understands why the recession happened. It was his WHOLE THING. And yeah, I know, Bernie didn’t win, but you’d think you’d want to still follow his advice. And his advice was: don’t be fucking idiots, America.

We didn’t listen.

I know, of course, that people like Jamie Ruppert just don’t care enough to think about all of this. They lead comfy enough lives that they don’t have to. She probably doesn’t watch the news much. She’s about to have three small kids. It’s a busy life. She had just enough time to look around her and think about how America, and her little corner of it, looks different than it used to. And the anxiety that produces? That’s enough. That’s enough to ruin it for everyone else.

Even though those changes that make one person anxious–they could be another person’s entire future. It could mean people get to dream dreams that they were never able to before. It could mean greater equality, better justice, which, by the way, often leads to a stronger economy. In all organic systems, diversity is good. Diversity is necessary for survival. Change could mean America continuing to be the freest, most successful nation on the planet. It could mean so much.

But Jamie probably doesn’t know enough of those other people. Those people that see a different America as exciting instead of worrisome.

So the anxiety lives on.

The good thing.

Times are tough. You might not have loved Obama as much or as thoroughly as I did. I get it. It’s fine. But god, his farewell address? We all deserved that. We deserved that last bit of eloquence and level headed-ness, intelligence and class. We deserved taking some time to just splash around in the joy of his and Joe’s friendship, and in the way he looked at Michelle and the way she looked back, the way his young daughter full of black girl magic clapped and wiped her eyes. And if you didn’t let yourself enjoy even that–well, I hope there’s something in your life that makes you happy. Because we need to cherish those things. Or else we’ll all break.