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all the discussion i’m seeing is like “ooooh they owned trump” when the A plot of “woke is dead conservatism is on the rise being edgy is no longer subversive and now incredibly normalized” is SO much more interesting and there’s a lot more to talk about there anyway

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I think this is one of their best episodes in years. I really hope more is dedicated to Cartman’s identity crisis and his feelings on the death of woke. I thought that was so genuinely funny. Him shedding a single tear and then trying to kill himself in an electric car because he doesn’t know who he is if not an over-the-top asshole is genuinely great.

I do wish a little bit more time was dedicated to the boys, bc I miss them, but I still have relatively high hopes!! I’m really excited for the Trump/ Hussein plot line, and I really hope they show Jesus more often.

Also “Sermon on the ‘Mount” is a great name. Like Paramount and like Jesus. Amazing.

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It’s so hard to write creek fanfic bc imagine writing anything serious and then having to type the word Craig, like ok Craig you loser ass name

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we all talk about how m+t made manbearpig canonically real and apologised to al gore bc everyone with two braincells to rub together knows climate change is real now but i think the funniest instance of them retconning something to fix the dumb shit they said in the past is how tweek started as "those kids dont have adhd, theyre just kids and you shouldnt try to medicate them or youll make them worse" but since we now know thats obviously not true they instead changed it to "tweek has nothing to do with adhd or any other disorder, his parents are just giving him literal crystal meth"

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A list of South Park characters that I don’t laugh my ass off about whenever they’re Twinkified beyond recognition:

1.

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You mean the South Park writing staff?

some of you guys take those cardboard kids and make them go through some shakespearian kafkaesque lovecraftian tragicomedic horrors imaginable like it’s nothing

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I think how the South Park community views Kymanies is how the rest of the internet views South Park fans.

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1) Put It Down

2) Jackin’ It in San Diego or whatever it is called

3) Eric Don’t Do it or whatever it’s called

4) Make Bullying Kill Itself

5) Blame Canada

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Who remembers when my wallpaper was Tweek and I left my phone in the part of the cafeteria where you pay and I then went and sat and in the back. And then a really strict teacher stood up and announced “Who left their South Park phone up here!” And I had to stand up in front of everyone and walk through the whole cafeteria to go get it. One girl said “You don’t seem like the South Park type.” while I walked past and I didn’t know what to say. Humiliating.

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sometimes u just gotta shake a mf

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This was one of the best specials they’ve had in a while

Randy put you balls away

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Randy put you balls away

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“A kid today is defined by their hydration drink” most in touch and out of touch thing they’ve ever said. But also they are right.

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since i'm reuploading my sp art here this is the best thing i've drawn all year i think

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He’s got the Hot Yaoi Base face.

craig gains

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what is this? ur south park collection??

i thought you got rid of it months ago……. this isn’t u david. quit south park. for me. please david i- *sobs*

Who is David

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this tweet was so foundational for me but it has SO few interactions which is so insane. “C…c���comrade Trey and Matt?” changed my LIFE!