#even Hannibal I think

[vulto-cor-de-rosa]

When homosexuality is involved any sort of media I will consume it like I'm Tantalus, and the gay agenda is a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, that begs to be eaten and drunken by me. But, unlike Tantalus, whos fruit is ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he could take a drink, making him miserable in his hunger, I FEAST on their homosexuality and I emerge from it satisfied and full.

[wuntrum]

2025 horror pin up calendar!!

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a labor of love, truly <3 prepare for the new year with 12 suggestive (and silly) horror characters :) featuring characters from: american psycho, bride of re-animator, the evil dead, hannibal, jason x, frankenhooker, alien, an american werewolf in london, jennifer's body, saw, the thing, and scream! to see the full specs of the calendar, check out the pages above!

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

[sickmachete]

Dr. Hannibal Lecter

[eldritch-ace]

Don’t let your friends watch Hannibal

[notfernintheslighest]

I don’t want more queer bait i want more non-sexual intimacy!!! I get that streaming lets you have sex scenes but please for the love of god this isn’t Shameless put your cock away! House MD was able to portray one of the most heartbreaking will-they-won’t they relationships I’ve ever seen and they never kissed! Same with Hannibal and Community! Please bring back slow-burn and longer shows! Only recent thing I watched where I was satisfied with the level of “queer bait” was Deadpool and Wolverine. Bring back non-sexual romcoms or choreograph sex scenes to not look like porn please.

[cvntybal]

Will occasionally visits a woman he trauma bonds with at the hospital during his stay; tells her she's pretty during one of their conversations. Hannibal gives that woman a comb that she can use to brush her hair to make herself look prettier; with which can also form static inside the chamber she's in, causing fire inside that chamber, burning her to the point where she is no longer recognizable. Good work Hannibal, i fucking hate you btw

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anons

[suchawrathfullamb]

it's the fact that hugh looks like a sleepy baby, you know when little kids wake up after a nap and they are sweaty and cute? that's literally that middle aged man HATE HIS GUTS he has ZERO business being this fucking adorable

[funguy-not-fungi]

if i had a nickel for every time a british man named hugh has played a lead role in a queercoded tv show featuring a vaguely homoerotic friendship id have two nickels which is not alot but its weird that it happened twice

[zer0expektation]

some people I feel don't realise that you are allowed to have or enjoy ships that you don't want to be/think will be endgame and it's getting a Little Bit annoying,,

[cannibalovers]

I just personally think that Will has a collection of hats like these for any situation ever just hidden away somewhere

[willgrahamscock]

Listen Hannibal would not be able to withstand the power of Will Graham with a secret nipple piercing

He would have turned into a chibi version of himself and had a projectile nose bleed.

[ghostdrinkssoup]

the thing that really gets me about mizumono is that will doesn’t even fight back. he saw alana mangled outside. he knows jack might be dead. he has a loaded gun in hand. but not once does he try to hurt hannibal. he doesn’t even shoot. will just lets him caress his cheek, fingers curling into his hair. there’s no resistance. when hannibal stabs him, will leans into it. he doesn’t want to escape. and it all hurts so badly because it’s not like will tricked hannibal into loving him; he simply persuaded him that he might love him back. because that’s what will thought hannibal did to him in s1, and only now does he realise that maybe it was more real for hannibal than he thought. or worse, that maybe he wants to be with hannibal regardless of whether hannibal genuinely loves him. that maybe it’s worth it to be close to him, even if his touch splits his stomach open

[multifandom--mess]

everyone saw hannibal shirtless or naked except for will

[eldritch-ace]

An Abby because I love her