#eve's asks

[leviscolwill]

how did trent celebrate for his niece?? i’m still new so sorry if youve said before 🙂

don't worry love, i didn't even talk abt it on here,, he showed an A that stands for his newborn niece's name when he scored today !!

[doolittle]

thick throbbing veiny pulsating sweaty hard penis

(for Kash, Isaac and 2hookers) 💋💋💋

confession 25

fake fan you dont even remember 2hookers name

[illumiiiz]

eve im glad u can share in the sentiment of missing ur big stupid boyfriend,, 😔🙏 we in this together

dude shoutout to my big stupid boyfriend for being my actual reason to live I’m literally addicted to this man 😭🙏🏻 truly we are in this together percy. I hope every plan you try to make with urs works out perfectly

[vicioucy]

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america , and to the republic for which it stands , one nation under god , indivisible , with liberty and justice for all.

[stealingpotatoes]

I think instead of an ugly Christmas sweater, Cal has an ugly Christmas poncho

YES absolutely (except it'd be an ugly life day poncho, ig)

[insertdisc5]

im a little sick and need enrichment so im opening the asks for a bit again. read the faq beforehand or be cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

[front-facing-pokemon]

[miraculan-draws]

Ok so. You aren't gonna get Activism Bonus Points as a knight in shining armor for condemning the intersection of horror/and romance. People did it with Hannibal, Interview, Killing Eve, you can go as far back as Wuthering Heights and see the same shallow and lukewarm takes. Which is what Gothic Romance is—its horror and romance. It's not like. An aesthetic. It's not Romance but with black lace. Decrying it with every new story doesn't make you look righteous. it makes you look illiterate.

We have BEEN discussing. The psychology behind this sort of romance since FOREVER. Women and queer men (really the whole queer umbrella) are known to gravitate towards these kinds of love stories because culturally and historically that desire is "something to be ashamed of." So how do you justify wanting, when your kind of wanting is condemning? Worth shunning? A secret?

Take YOUR want out of the equation. Make the story about someone wanting YOU so badly that they don't take no for an answer, a "no/never/I won't give in to you" that can be given for propriety's sake as a verbal alibi. But it takes agency to toss ASIDE ones agency in the first place.

It's the same people clutching their pearls about pulp monster stories. With "bodice ripper" stories. (Same basic principle behind CNC in kink spaces honestly) And REALLY it's fitting that the centennial reproduction of Nosferatu is what started it back up because above ALL OF THESE—is the mack daddy of them all, vampire literature.

There is a line in Nosferatu 2024: "I am an appetite. Nothing more." And it took my breath away because THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT BABY. Vampire stories are never JUST a creature feature. They are never face value. They represent something, and it's mercurial—I believe Rolin Jones referred to vampires as "a dark mirror" to human wants and appetites, and how if you repress something hard enough it'll always rot and turn ugly and cruel.

"I am an appetite." You can read between the lines better when you're not shaking your head no for the imaginary social media jury.

And if this is something you routinely cannot catch on to, can't relate to, makes you uncomfortable beyond what you can tolerate, then there's no shame in just avoiding the genre altogether. (Fantasy/Adventure with romance as a side plot will probably be closer to something for you. Even Dark Fantasy will probably scratch the itch if you keep finding yourself starting and quitting gothic romances)

[backjustforberena]

Corlys and Rhaenys at their daughter's wake, with their grandchildren. DO NOT REPOST.

[leviscolwill]

I’m starting to like Levi but know nothing about him and since you’re a Levi girlie can you tell me a little bit about him? 🤭

oh my god i love this question !!! sooo levi is 20 and he plays for chelsea as cb, and he's a fine fine man. BUT he's also very funny (which is top 1 quality for someone to have imo), chelsea pr team downgraded so they barely even post but here's a few videos to actually know a bit more abt his personality

this one, in which he reveals his eafc24 ratings,, why is he so heated abt it 💀

just him and connor bullying each other for 10 minutes (i love it)

and now him being armando's biggest hater (the way he says "i don't care" i'm-)

other fun facts: he was born the exact same day as jamal musiala and they played together in england's youth team. + he only wears his teams equipment i swear this man doesn't have his own clothes

[doolittle]

what happened with triggerhappydeer (?)/david?

he is a catfisher, groomer, and a racist hope that helps another thing ill like to add tho is that he made his kinks very apparent in casual conversations so a lot of the things he said had subtext

[illumiiiz]

I don't remember if I ever made a Tumblr post about this, but my former GT teacher loves anime and really enjoys sports anime. especially haikyuu.

my sister doesn't like anime that much because all the anime I recommend to her are fantasy anime. the singular anime that she has ever tried is haikyuu.

so I, connecting the dots in my brain, casually mention to my former GT teacher (who is also my sister's current GT teacher) that my sister has started watching haikyuu.

and the first thing out of her mouth is:

"who does she ship?"

mind you, my sister has not memorized any of the characters' names except hinata, because that's the main character. she also thinks hinata's annoying.

so I text my sister about what volleyball players she ships. she says "uhhhhhhhh didn't get that far"

to which my partner begins laughing hysterically. the conversation then derails into fanfiction, sports anime, and omegaverse, for some reason.

moral of the story: always talk about anime with your teachers, it will lead to the best conversations !!

dude I just saw this in my askbox idk how I missed it before, I’m so sorry 💀 that’s hilarious tho omgg

also I will admit Hinata is a tiny bit annoying sometimes but from what I’ve heard it’s way worse in the english dub, so,,, do with this what you will

[count-skribula]

We need to start drawing Quincey as a girl in those late vitorian bicycle suits without elaborating. Then if anyone asks we say "Stoker's wife approved a script where the only change was Quincey is a woman I am only following the vision"

I couldn’t agree more

In reference to this post:

[angel-archivist]

I steal a few breaths from the world for a minute And then I'll be nothing forever And all of my memories And all of the things I have seen will be gone With my eyes, with my body, with me

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

OK WAIT

Y’ALL REMEMBER PEOPLE WERE SUSPICIOUS OF THIS

CUZ WHY WOULD THEY CHOOSE TO HIDE LILITH’S FACE IF WE ALREADY KNEW WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE

A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT THIS MIGHT BE EVE

IF IT IS, WE WERE ALREADY AWARE SHE WAS BLONDE, WE ALL JUST COLLECTIVELY FORGOT 😭😭😭

IF THAT’S THE CASE, IT WOULD MAKE SENSE THAT ABEL IS BLOND TOO

BUT, IF THAT’S THE CASE, WHY IS EVE IN HELL??? I’M SO DAMN CONFUSED