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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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This older woman like 70 yrs old who works at my job is in the breakroom just like "fuck this fuck that fuck my phone fuck the cold fuck walmart I'm so fucking annoyed today fucking FUCK" and I'm like yasss queen go off meemaw!! 👏👑💅👏

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i think a big part of expanding your intellectual curiosity and trying to learn new things about the world is to abandon the shame of not knowing things. don't blame "the US school system" (which US school system????), don't blame your teachers, don't blame society, but embrace the fact that you are going to be learning new things constantly, throughout your life. practice saying "i really need to read about that" or "does anyone know of any good sources to learn about xyz?" or "hold on i gotta go check wikipedia/a world map/the dictionary/the news." every single day, there will be something you don't know already. that something doesn't have to be embarrassing. instead it can be an opportunity to learn something new

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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probably the worst thing ever is realizing there actually is something wrong with you that isn’t fixing itself like you promised yourself it would and the full gravity of the situation hitting you all at once that something has been wrong this entire time, not getting fixed but actually getting worse and you’ve just gotten better at suppressing it and distracting yourself from thinking about it apart from jokingly acknowledging it sometimes like “haha yeah it’s getting bad again loll”

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Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

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dude pass me the goint (gay joint)

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oh my god. rewatching concert videos from last night bc of all the funny things during nobody likes the opening band then abruptly being reminded of dallon saying “oh I know, baby” for some reason. god. hello.

(this is a 4min long video btw. the whole song ended up taking like 10min to perform bc they had the opener come back out to sing part of it right before this, it was so fun :,D)

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what is your number 8 song on your on repeat playlist?

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one thing about seeing iDKHow live is that you will be like. that man is a mannequin. ​like it looks like he should be posed wearing a suit in a shop window in a mall somewhere

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oh my GOSH I need to go to more idkhow shows that was fucking AWESOME

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Put your money on it. Put your ass where your mouth is.

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Matt if it's a boy, Mattress if it's a girl