#euthanize me please

[artdcnaldson]

@/klzxhbd posted these pics on twitter and I’ve been unwell ever since……

[blasto-the-hanar-specter]

Y'all know I love my Stardew Valley, especially my alcoholic Shane. And I love this fucking meme with all my heart, like right before I fell off the deep end of Mike-ism.

But like I was going through the Shane tag here and he's so often drawn as chubby and hairy and I'm like OH NO I'VE HAD A PROBLEM FOR QUITE SOME TIME

[cuddlesworks]

Im gonna eat my sketchbook

[voydhund]

having this experience with Smiling Friends

[pkstarstruck]

creature attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go my shitbeast! hunt down my foes!!!!

[multifandommadnessblog]

I uhhhh don’t have the means to do digital art but I’m still trying to draw soooooooo BAM

I don’t even know who to credit with the beginning of this… maybe @ghosts-and-glory ?

[sh4rkw4r3]

Pride month is over. Time for me to hate the gays. (I'M JOKING.)

WAUUGGGHHHHHHHHH. I'm totally not slowly starting to fall into the tadc rabbit hole!

.............

Please euthanize me.

[jadelemonadee]

thought this one suited his personality so accurately so i had to draw it (black and white colored version + me yapping about him again under the cut)

okay so i love the annotation on the right since i love when people talk about his actual musical personality which people barely do because of how he got watered down so hard into a “innocent small soft shy pure cinnamon roll” by the 2017 - 2019 hamilton fandom era ☹️☹️☹️ it makes me so mad oh my god and it’s just because he doesn’t condone murder???? hello???? just because he has some pacifist views doesn’t mean he’s this pure soft man who needs to be protected IT WAS ONE LYRIC YOU GUYS (chaos and bloodshed are not a solution) a character doesn’t have to have some sweet angel personality for you to be able to enjoy them okay 😢 let him be a snooty annoying stuck up middle aged loyalist!!!!!!

[acutabovetherest]

[coldblooded-angel]

Don’t think about oliver showing up in felix’s room after the vampire scene because he got inspired by venetia’s see through nightdress and decided to put on one of Felix’s shirts and maybe he’s drunk off lust and desire and forgets to clean his face but he picks up Felix’s new read and realizes maybe he rather likes being the vampire.

[questionably-audhd-oracle]

I am so fucking desperate for this beautiful boy that I’m crocheting him a bouquet of his favorite flower (cherry blossoms) to give to him on the first night of the play that he got a lead role in (not sure if I’ll have to make it a flower crown because they are limp) and I wear cherry blossom perfume as a last ditch effort to subconsciously sway his opinion of me

[frop-frop]

some knubbler sketches cause i’m too lazy to actually finish them😔

[leadandblood]

I AM GOING TO DIE

[aliceinmadnessland]

[northsealight]

[drivinmeinsane]

DRIVER {Maintenance}

{ drabble } ※ { masterlist }

※ Pairing: Driver x GN!Reader

※ Summary: You notice that Driver hasn't been taking proper care of his gloves. Perhaps he needs assistance.

※ Rating: T for suggestive content

※ Word count: 521

Beautiful is the word that comes to mind as you observe the man kneeling on the carpet between your spread legs. The sunlight filtering through the open blinds highlights his face, putting the unique curves of his nose in sharp relief. His long eyelashes cast shadows on his cheeks. With him so close, you can see the freckles dusting his collarbone and gracing the exposed swell of his pecs. His unbuttoned henley provides just enough modesty to tease the eye. Golden boy, dazzling and distant like the sun itself. 

His gloved hand is clasped in your bare one. The leather of his glove is dry, soon to be on the verge of cracking if it does not receive care. Such a terrible waste of quality lambskin. For as meticulous as Driver is with his vehicle, you are surprised he has not been tending to the material with the same quality of care. 

Dipping your fingers into the open canister of leather grease at your side, you apply the thick substance along the edges of the window exposing the fine outlines of his metacarpals. His hand twitches. You soothingly work the conditioner into the leather with your thumbs, your fingertips now pressing into his warm palm from below. His hands are large, broad and thick despite his delicate wrists. The bone and layers of skin, his own and that of his glove, shift underneath your firm touch.

Turning his hand over, you massage the conditioner into his wide palm. The inhale he takes is shaky, overwhelmed. He is watching you work with a heavy lidded stare. You do not miss the way that he shifts while you work. A downcast glance confirms what you already know. He is hard, dick pressing against the zipper of his jeans. 

You release his hand, letting it slowly slip free from your grasp. He jerks when your fingers drag across the exposed skin on the back of his hand. His hips involuntarily twitch forwards at the sensation. 

“Lick off the excess.”

The mechanic does not hesitate to obey. He locks eyes with you. Without breaking the contact, he brings his hand to his mouth, and licks a stripe up the palm of the glove. He laps at the gathered conditioner between his digits, working his tongue in the gap between them. The flashes of pink over the brown… He slides his own fingers into his mouth, taking them to the base. Driver hollows his cheeks as he sucks. The pine tar and beeswax coats his tongue. If kissed, he would taste like a campfire.

He draws his fingers from his mouth with a wet pop. His lips are swollen to plumpness. The eyes focused on yours are glassy. His pupils are dilated, the blacks of them threatening to engulf the blue ocean that surrounds them. 

“Let me see the other one.”

He closes his eyes and swallows. Shudders. His jaw is working as he tries to keep himself in check. The muscle in his cheek jumps. He grips your thigh with the hand clad in his newly moisturized glove and offers up the other hand willingly.