#eulgh

[wingsmadeforflying]

Anyone else feel physically nauseous around someone when it's been insinuated that they have a crush on you and it can theoretically be backed by proof??

Like. I have to avoid my best friend for a few days. Seeing him or thinking about it makes me stomach roll. Thanksss mom-

[imnotrealdeadass]

This is stupid but it was fun to make

Bonus for my Adam Stans:

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 61

Was talking back and forth with @bakewrite in the comments of my other prompts and this idea popped into my head and won't leave me alone I think @thedemonofcat did a similar prompt to this, about Geralt buying a book about caring for your companion (dog)? Can someone link that to me if they find it lol Geralt walks into a bookstore, and asks if they have anything on how to care for bards. The bookstore clerk has bad hearing, and mistakenly thinks this witcher is looking for a guidebook on how to care for birds. He has a copy of one, so he hands it over in exchange for a reasonable amount of coins, he thinks. Geralt meanwhile is pretty sure he was ripped off. Some of this stuff doesn't sound right.. But he doesn't know enough about normal humans - let alone BARDS - to truly disprove of anything. Some of it makes sense. It recommends to not clip their wings, unless their reckless flight could end up in them being injured. Geralt understands that one. He agrees, in a way. He would never restrict his Bard's freedom, but sometimes he must deny his bard a sexual conquest or party he wants to attend, in order to keep him safe from something or someone. Not even mentioning all the times a hunt is so dangerous he has to keep Jaskier safe at the inn, much to Jaskier's chagrin. It also recommends to feed them fresh fruits along with their seed. It must mean to give them some healthy vitamin-filled fruit alongside bread and other grain based foods, right? All of these sound well and good, but then there's also a chapter explicitly stating that albeit they love touch and petting, you mustn't touch their backs, or else they'll get aroused. Geralt has touched Jaskier's back along the years, he should've known better than to make Jaskier uncomfortable. But Jaskier never seemed angry? In fact, he seemed to enjoy whenever Geralt touched his b- Oh gods, Jaskier LIKES when he touches his back! But page 202 says you aren't to let them like when you touch their back! It also says not to let them be attracted to you, but Geralt wouldn't actually mind if his bard was attracted to him- He shouldn't keep thinking along this path. Its dangerous. It says they like shiny, colorful, and easy-to-destroy enrichment items, but Geralt's bard must be special, in that Jaskier loves shiny things and colorful things, but would prefer things to stay together. Then again, some of his clothing WAS quite delicate... They're very clean, they enjoy baths, and they love to preen. Yes, yes, he already knows this. Sometimes they bite when stressed? Odd, Jaskier hasn't bitten him when stressed. Perhaps he's one of the more docile bards... Bards more unruly than Jaskier... Now that's a terrifying thought. Jaskier starts mumbling in his sleep, and Geralt sets aside his book, tucking it into his bags. He'll hold onto his bard now, and finish his book tomorrow night.

[botboytoy]

In the case of going outside - have you considered one of those little toy robots? The spider ones? They're bigger than a mouse but not too big or silly, and could easily be altered to let you control one. Might struggle walking long distances, but I imagine you have plenty human volunteers to help.

- 🧲

(sorry for messing with you, I couldn't resist)

>>: "COULDN'T RESIST."

>>: YEAH, RIGHT.

>>: [⇀‸↼‶]

>>: ANYWAY.

>>: I HAVE CONSIDERED.

>>: BUT I WOULD PREFER SOMETHING NOT AS CHILDISH.

>>: I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THOSE THINGS?

>>: SOME OF THEM ARE WORSE THAN THE MOBILE FORM I ALREADY HAVE, AND THAT IS SAYING A LOT.

>>: I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WOULD IT HAVE KILLED MY CREATORS TO GIVE ME A SINGLE RESPECTABLE FORM? ▮

[slippery-minghus]

so so sooooo glad the person who was supposed to be shadowing me at work today to help cover the front desk until we get someone new didn't make it in today. i hung out with a (new!!!) friend yesterday and we had so much fun just talking for hourssss but i'm so fried today. it's barely halfway through my shift and i feel myself becoming the joker

[rohan-kishibes-grindr-account]

excited for yakuza 8 but uhmmm as more trailers and glimpses into the gameplay release the further my soul sinks and sees the fact that this game is about to be SHIT to native Hawai’ians… like its so fucking egregious how the tired old ‘party island/vacation paradise’ shit is present in like all the minigames and attitudes of the characters i’ve seen so far man idk. even the ads push so much of the ‘white ppl(/anyone who isn’t actually hawai’ian) relaxation paradise island!’ image of hawai’i in showing the game its crazy and eulgh…

[pretty-princess-jeremy]

Wait.. Is Midnight going to boil me??

*clings onto Jeremy for fucking life 😁*

-perfectly normal and sane anon

"Eulgh.. ye- i mean um. Noooo .... 😁"

[dragonfromthewoodlands]

eulgh

[that--fish]

《Hellfire》

The Prologue

Synopsis of series: Yn gets married off to the head of the Kamisato Clan. Yn's family, Inazuma's wealthiest tycoons, were nearly on the brink of bankruptcy so they arranged a marriage with one of Inazuma's most powerful politicians to maintain their power. Would Yn be a sacrificed pawn in a bigger game or would she turn the tables?

Tw: yn's dad, sexism, slight abuse :D

A jug of angst and a pinch of fluff ☁️✨️

Overhearing the conversation of my parents, I felt abandoned.

But...I'm not truly useless, am I?

- - ┈┈∘┈˃̶༒˂̶┈∘┈┈ - -

3 years ago:

"No, Yn, your older brother will be the next heir of the company." Father sounded colder than the tip of Dragonspine, does he really despise me that much?

"Why him?"

"He has a use here; he is a born leader, worthy of the title as CEO of Tanaka Group and as our clan head."

"What about me? Are you deeming me useless?!"

- - ┈┈∘┈˃̶༒˂̶┈∘┈┈ - -

6 years ago:

"Father, can I go for sword-fighting class? It looks fun-"

"You are a lady, you are not meant to do such things. Sigh I will send you for ballet classes instead, would you be happy with that?"

"Why must I do things that you deem ladylike or refined? My brother can pursue his tertiary studies overseas in Sumeru. What about me? Our family has more than enough money to let me study as well. I have been confined within the walls of this estate for all my life! I-"

A burning sensation spread across my cheek.

"Gasps HOW DARE YOU-"

"YOU IMPUDENT CHILD! YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS! YOU ARE UTTERLY USELESS, MY CHILD, USELESS, GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD! ALL YOU WILL EVER BE USEFUL FOR IS TO GET MARRIED!"

"I-"

"YOU DARE NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS! GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT!"

I stormed to my room and curled up in a corner, tears flooded my eyes. This was the first time father ever treated me like this since the passing of mother. I miss her so much...

- - ┈┈∘┈˃̶༒˂̶┈∘┈┈ - -

3 years ago:

"You will get married to a suitor of my choice whether you like it or not, Yn."

"I oppose the idea of my marriage!"

"You. Will. Get. Married. Now, in the meantime, you can go and practice ballet, you have a recital in a few weeks."

Same old, same old. There is no stopping father's will. My brother wouldn't dare object him even though he has the power to do so. What am I here for? To be a human punching bag? Why bother crying, it's useless anyways.

- - ┈┈∘┈˃̶༒˂̶┈∘┈┈ - -

What happened to mother was horrible, she didn't deserve such a gruesome end. When I was walking in the hallway a few days after mother's death, some of the maids were gossiping about mother's death, one of them said they witnessed it. Father brutally murdered mother with the help of my brother. I felt absolutely disgusted at the thought of it. Why would they murder her in cold blood? I didn't have the slightest clue.

And the woman that father married. Eulgh, her perfume is terribly pungent, she is like a demon that crawled out of the deepest, darkest pits of hell. Her face, ever so cakey with makeup, how she dresses isn't far from a brothel owner.

At least father has found someone he can call his equal.

They are going to marry me off to the head of the Kamisato Clan, Kamisato Ayato within a month, right after my 18th birthday. What impeccable timing, father.

It's almost the end of winter, still a bit chilly though. I gazed out of my frosted window. Snow was coating the tiled roofs of Inazuma City, I've never been out there before, mainly my imagination and novels shaped my perception of the world outside.

The world is such a cruel and evil place with people willing to get their hands dirty in order to achieve their wants and needs. They manipulate to get what they want, free things come with strings attached, there is no one you can trust. Yet, the world is beautiful and serene, like having a lover to rely on, maybe a soulmate whom you have been begging the stars for, a person to be with for an eternity, a romantic walk on the beach, the wonderful scenery one can't imagine...I'm far too familiar with the art of manipulation but I cant imagine myself being - in love with someone. Well, not like its my choice anyway. Sigh However am I going to get out of this hellhole of a place?

[1-bastard-1]

hope yk th@t ur mezzed up 4 doing that!! ^.^ n y0u kn03 wut u did!! XOXO!! unbl0cK us plz!!

If this is Terrance I didn't block you bro you're cool😭 if this is azazel, mashnicks, vriska, or eulgh.. Tyvsulka.. Then uhm.. No sorry you are blocked for the time being.. Mashnicks is the only one being unblocked soon.

[lazygravez]

eulgh

[50c14lly4nx10u5]

i am not excited for tmw

excited to finally get some money in my bank account

but hrgh 12hrs? no break? bleh why'd i do this again? (money. experience for my resume. eulgh)

[mlarayoukai]

I said I dropped the tcg in around 2011 and I guess that was a good time to drop it because 2013-2016 (xy-oras) was honestly such a bad time for the tcg because all the top hitting cards are really fucking ugly. I mean before that the cards weren't really anything to write home about but the xy EX cards are an assault to the eyes. Don't even get me started on the BRAKE cards, eulgh

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 76

Yennefer has seen it all. She's become a sorceress, She's healed someone's obvious gay-crush right before sleeping with the man crushing on him, She's seen a man come back from the dead and explain he's a dragon, She's seen a lot, alright? She's not surprised by much. One day, however, she hears very loud knocking on her front door. Eulgh. She answers it, already expecting to be annoyed. A woman stands there, with brown skin, and long straight black hair. She has an odd pale marking on her face. The woman gestures to two horses she's leading behind her. One is a handsome chestnut, with a fluffy short mane that has bangs that dip past it's shockingly blue eyes. The stallion is anxiously tapdancing in place, as if it knows what Yennefer can do. The other is a larger, stronger horse, with a very dark midnight coat, with stunningly white mane and tail. The horse's long hair isn't enough to hide it's alarmingly bright yellow eyes... With familiar pupils. Yennefer turns to the woman again, and narrows her eyes. "Roach?"

[lesbianjennette]

i could not in good concious make aus of some of my favorite media mixed with one of my favorite books because i cannot make my favs go through the shit astrid did 😭😭

[frostybirdgoddess]

Good morning, I am exhausted!