#especially kuroo

[tang3r1n]

who do y’all think would pretend to be a virg just so they could absolutely break your pussy and be like ‘am i doing good?? :)’

me personally? this SCREAMS Luffy and both his brothers(esp. ace<33),

gojo, yuuji,

MIRIO, IZUKU, kinda katsuki but also he’s not lying, DENKI, DABI but he’s cocky abt it, Twice<33, maybe prime all might…

idk Armin?? yeah armin. JEAN. AND CONNIE. AND HANGE. i’d say Sasha but she’s just a virgin who’s naturally good at sex idc idc. i’d also say eren but he’d be a nervous WRECK his first time then get cocky,

prolly Kuroo but also he’s actually a virg, HINATA AND NOYA, Suga(??), OI-no too cocky, Iwazumi—OH FUCK he’d be so good at that. Daishou(?), either of the maya twins, hnngh i rly wanna say ushijima… hrngh— tendou would play the part till the very end. FUCKING MATTSUN. no nvm, no wait jk maybe

[nartml]

"Why don't we lower the net?"

JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY LIFE LESSONS CAN YOU EVEN FIT IN A STORY? ARE YOU NOT TIRED FURUDATE? ARE YOU NOT TIRED OF COOKING 24/7?

[lyqiche]

g

guys

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

Assorted Nekoma Headcanons that I've collected throughout the week

Tora and Tanaka have the most competitive games of iMessage 8-ball, they play before practice and it gets so heated that people in their respective locker rooms start crowding around to watch (more for their reactions than the actual game). Eventually the first years start placing bets, Teshiro typically wins while Lev always loses.

Kenma and Fukunaga are roomates in college and Kenma always returns from class to something baffling going on. Fukunaga's cooking full-course meals on his bed with nothing but a rice cooker, he's teaching himself to juggle, one day Kenma comes back and their room has been turned into a giant ball pit. Fukunaga never acknowleges any of it and Kenma gets used to it by their second semester— he can't even complain cause he stays up till 5am every night on his PC.

This is also around the time Kenma starts streaming. Fukunaga appears in the bg sometimes as Kodzuken's mysterious roommate who brings him food, they love him cause its the only thing keeping Kenma from a diet of instant ramen and hot pockets (how is this guy making restaurant-level flank steak in a dorm?? Is that a whole lobster what the fuck?). Both of them end up dropping out, Kenma because his streaming career started to take off and Fukunaga to pursue comedy

Kuroo loves team bonding exercises and is always planning weekend trips or activities to do before practice. One day he makes them do trust falls and Yaku gets paired with Lev, who doesn't announce when he's gonna fall and crushes the poor dude. Cue the arguing.

Sometimes they do board game night at Kuroo's house. Kenma almost always wins (sometimes Teshiro or Kai sneak one in) and Tora usually ends up flipping the board.

Tora sees Lev doing push ups with Yaku on his back and insists that he can do that too. He gets Fukunaga to help but fails to realize that Fukunaga is significantly bigger than Yaku. He pulls it off but is winded during warm-ups and Kuroo tells him off.

Since Kai becomes an arbourist I think he'd help out with the school garden. He brings bouquets on people's birthdays and other special occasions, and he takes care of a mini bonsai tree in the club room that they've dubbed an honorary teammate

Tora is super reckless with bets, Shibayama and Inuoka have learned to take advantage of this. They've won a lot of food.

Fukunaga is captain in their 3rd year for a similar reason to Yamaguchi— he's the only one of the three who can manage the other two. If Tora or Kenma was captain the other wouldn't listen, plus Kenma wouldn't take up a roll with so much responsibillity and Tora would get into fights with the refs. Tora is vice captain and does most of the yelling. When Fukunaga needs to get someone's attention/shut them up he just spikes balls at them with his perfect aim (or pulls out the ole water bucket).

Teshiro's the captain for the first years with Inuoka as vice and Lev as the ace

Shibayama is sorta nosy and goes to Kai for his gossip cause Kai sees all.

[dyerink]

time is a flat circle

the timelapse sets! plus other details

[sunafc]

btw i hope u guys know that kuroo is a pathetic guy when he's in love but he's also kinda jealous.. a little bit, nothing serious or worrying but yk he's a november scorpio so yeah just letting y'all know

[freakurodani]

they were probably ✨insufferable✨ when they went to college together

pls click for better quality!!

[aphmcu-mha]

Haikyuu!! headcanons!

Bokuto most definitely likes divorced dad rock. Dude’s fave song is definitely Paralyer by Finger Eleven and you can’t change my mind

Kuroo doesn’t have a good relationship with his older sister. I just really like this idea. Idkw🤷🏻‍♀️

Hinata’s sister when grown up is taller than him(I’ve since a few people say this and I fell in love with this headcanon)

One or both of Bokuto’s sisters are into boxing and are really good too

(Update: Suga most definitely also likes divorced dad rock)

[autisticakaashitruther]

Hot take (?) but I don't think Bokuto would be that hairy... Akaashi on the other hand...

[causenessus]

I have so many idea for all the writing prompts from my follower event one of them is definitely getting posted later today

[kimbapisnotsushi]

you know who i think are actually pretty good friends??? kuroo and konoha

[artistfingers]

kuroo & kenma studies ❤️🐱🖤

[tetsuskei]

fellas is it normal for your fave to have such high cute aggression that they want to fuck you

[sweetkeiji]

appearance matchup for: @mysterystarz

YOUR MATCH IS... IWAIZUMI HAJIME !!

runner ups : akaashi keiji, kuroo tetsurou

nova your smile could brighten up a room and i think iwaizumi would agree. he is an acts of service man through and through, and he doesn't mind doing an extra run to the grocery store for your favorite snacks because he gets to see that pretty smile of yours when he returns.

i can just imagine you talking with people while iwaizumi has his arm around your waist, admiring the way your eyes light up when you laugh. his heart would swell a bit and he can't help but wonder what he did in his past life to deserve someone like you.

[reverie-starlight]

I've been feeling extremely depressed this week, but I kid you not kuroo's bday is bringing me back to life today so if you see me going a bit wild on the dash, don't mind me <3

[tetzoro]

you ever laugh so hard with someone all you can do is hold onto each other as you let the giggles out