#ernie tagliaboo

[personallbest]

New Girl 

↳ 3.23 Cruise 

[peabodyandsitcoms]

What do you think about Coach?

Coach (New Girl)

first impression:-

he left so fastttt i didnt really have time to form one. i liked his honesty though in the first episode

opinion now:-

love love love himmm. when he is in an episode, its guaranteed hilarious. hes a very refreshing and well thought out character

fav scene:-

du'quan 🔛🔝

fav line:-

"You've never been turned on by gas mileage?"

NO WAIT ACTUALLY "ive got some QUALMS aswell"

unpopular opinion:-

i do wish he was there more often, but i dont think him not being there every episode was a bad thing- it made his character more funny when he was. plus where would we be without winnie.

fav headcanon:-

dont really have one

[nicetoseesofttotouch]

I mean... Yes. Absolutely yes.

[thegroundhogdidit]

no piece of innocuous character backstory has ever so quickly explained to me why someone is Like That than finding out coach was a military brat. i feel like an archaeologist having found the missing link in the evolutionary chain

[jocysambags]

New Girl 4x22 (season finale)

COACH IS GONE AND IM SO SAD

💔💔💔

He and Winston were my favorites on the show.

I like it all so far, there are funny moments but my favorite funny moments have certainly all come from Coach. And especially Coach and Winston scenes.

🥲🥲🥲

[thisgirlisonfayeeer]

Oh my god Schmidt and Cece bringing Ruth and Moses to watch Barbie and he would scream right then and there, the whole crowd in the movie theater glaring at him, "I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME COWBOY SUIT!" Cece, embarrassed, pulls him down and shushes him, giving the other people apologetic looks.

The next day he begs the whole gang to watch it with him while the kids are at school and he wears that suit, which has been kept neatly hidden among his plethora of costumes even after moving out of their shared apartment, and Nick groans and cringes at the sight of him. (Nick was literally dragged by Jess and Schmidt, wanting to watch Oppenheimer instead to boost his masculinity but is eventually overpowered by the two.) He wears it confidently, proudly adding how the suit still fits him after twelve years.

"Oh, yeah, I remember you wore that on our first night as roommates, when that guy Benjamin's friend ditched me!" Jess recalls and goes all sentimental on them.

Cece joins them, fashionably almost late to the movie theater as she comes in wearing her matching cowgirl Barbie outfit.

"Sorry, I'm late. Had to drop Ruth and Moses off at school. And Schmidt insisted I wear this," Cece says with a tone of annoyance, but she clearly likes it.

Schmidt, like seeing and falling in love with Cece for the first time, gawks upon seeing her. "I have a real-life Barbie for a wife. I'm an actual Ken!" he mumbles grinning widely. Then he goes on to tell this proudly to all the other movie goers who pass by.

"Alright, Schmidt we get it, she's Indian Barbie, you're Jewish Ken. Now let's go before Aly gets pissed and you'll literally be a Ken without your genitals," Winston finally says before the group heads inside the theater.

Plus, Coach pranks Schmidt saying he could demand Warner Bros. for royalty because the outfit is "originally" his, and not Ken's.

#Schmidt is a Ken confirmed.

[nevermind3214]

NICK MILLER IS DYSLEXIC AND MY SOURCE IS WHEN HE SAID “i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words”

[zsazsagapoor]

So high I just cried watching fire and ice

…for Freddy

[astro-tag-9]

hey, if ur still doing these can i have a fictional character request?

placements are aries sun 7h, cap moon 3h, libra asc, pisces mercury, taurus venus 8h, scorpio mars 2h (taurus saturn 7h and aries jupiter 7h). no gender preference!

❣️Coach (Ernie Tagliaboo)❣️

(New Girl)

[identity-library]

Mental Health (TV Shows)

A:

Alladin (1994)

Mechanicles (Low Vision)

B:

Big City Greens (2018)

Alice Green (Phobia - Snakes)

C:

Chicago Med (2015)

Jason Wheeler (Addiction - Alcohol/Drugs, Suicidal Ideation)

D:

Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022)

Barney Guttman (Abuse)

Norma Khan (Anxiety)

Dirty God (2019)

Jade (Abuse)

Doom Patrol (2019)

Kay Challis/Crazy Jane (Abuse, DID)

E:

Empire (2015)

Andre Lyon (Bipolar Disorder)

ER (1994)

John Carter (Addiction - Drugs)

Euphoria (2019)

Jules Vaughn (Depression)

F:

G:

Get Ed (2005)

Loogie (Dissociative Identity Disorder)

Glee (2009)

Emma Pillsbury (OCD)

Grey's Anatomy (2005)

Amelia Shepherd (Addiction - Drugs)

Andrew DeLuca (Bipolar Disorder)

Charlotte King (Addiction - Drugs)

Jo Wilson (Depression, PTSD)

Miranda Bailey (OCD)

Owen Hunt (PTSD)

Richard Webber (Addiction - Alcohol)

H:

Happy Tree Friends (1999)

Flippy (PTSD)

Petunia (OCD, Phobia - Germs)

Hazbin Hotel (2024)

Angel Dust (Addiction - Drugs)

House (2004)

Gregory House (Addiction - Drugs)

I:

Inside Job (2021)

Andre Lee (Addiction, Anxiety, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

Reagan Ridley (Trauma)

J:

Jessica Jones (2015)

Jessica Jones (Addiction - Alcohol, PTSD)

K:

L:

Lilo & Stitch: The Series (2003)

Clyde (Kleptomania)

M:

M*A*S*H (1972)

Benjamin-Frankling "Hawkeye" Pierce (Claustrophobia)

Mom (2013)

Bonnie Plunkett (Addiction - Alcohol/Drugs)

Christy Plunkett (Addiction - Alcohol/Gambling)

Marjorie Armstrong (Addiction - Alcohol)

Ray Stabler (Addiction - Drugs)

Regina Tompkins (Addiction - Drugs)

Moon Knight (2022)

Marc Spector/Moon Knight (Autistic, Dissociative Identity Disorder)

N:

NCIS: Los Angeles (2009)

Alex Kilbride (Addiction - Substances, Depression)

NCIS: New Orleans (2014)

Patton Plame (Addiction - Gambling)

New Amsterdam (2018)

Lauren Bloom (Addiction - Drugs)

New Girl (2011)

Ernie "Coach" Tagliaboo (Phobia - Boats)

Jessica Day (Claustrophobia, Phobia - Tight Spaces)

Winston Bishop (Panic Attacks)

O:

P:

Person of Interest (2011)

Harold Finch (Anxiety, PTSD)

Private Practice (2007)

Violet Turner (PTSD)

Q:

R:

Roswell, New Mexico (2019)

Alex Manes (Abuse, PTSD)

S:

Station 19 (2018)

Jack Gibson (PTSD)

Robert Sullivan (Addiction - Drugs)

Sean Beckett (Addiction - Alcohol)

Stumptown (2019)

Dex Parios (PTSD)

T:

The Healing Powers of Dude (2020)

Noah Ferris (Anxiety Disorder)

The Infinity Train (2019)

Simon Laurent (Abuse, NPD, PTSD)

The Lion Guard (2016)

Ono (Phobia - Bats)

The Magicians (2015)

Eliot Waugh (Abuse, Addiction - Alcohol)

The Prodigal Son (2019)

Malcolm Bright (Night Terrors, PTSD)

The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy (2024)

Dr. Klak (Anxiety)

The Simpsons (1989)

Abe Simpson || (Dementia, PTSD)

Artie Ziff (Narcissism)

Bart Simpson (PTSD)

Carl Carlson (Schizophrenia)

Clancy Bouvier (PTSD)

Gary Chalmers (Aerophobia, Anxiety, Borderline Personality Disorder, Intermittent Explosive Disorder)

Gloria Prince (Kleptomania)

Homer Simpson (Kleptomania, PTSD)

Lisa Simpson (Anxiety, Depression, OCD, PTSD)

Marge Simpson (OCD)

Ned Flanders (OCD)

Nigel (Anxiety)

Richard "Rich" Texan (OCD)

Seymour Skinner (PTSD)

Shauna Chalmers (Intermittent Explosive Disorder, ODD)

Snake Jailbird (Kleptomania)

Willie (Intermittent Explosive Disorder)

Total Drama (Franchise)

David "Dave" (Anxiety

Jay (Anxiety, Phobias)

Mickey (Anxiety, Phobias)

Mike (Dissociative Identity Disorder)

Sam (Addiction)

Shawn (Anxiety)

U:

V:

W:

X:

Y:

Z:

#:

9-1-1 (2018)

Robert "Bobby" Nash (Addiction - Alcohol)

Edmundo "Eddie" Diaz (Anxiety, PTSD)

Evan "Buck" Buckley (PTSD)

Christopher "Chris" Diaz (PTSD)

Maddie Buckley (Postpartum Depression, PTSD)

9-1-1: Lone Star (2020)

Judson "Judd" Ryder (Grief, PTSD)

Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand (Addiction - Alcohol)

[saharzahids]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [4/5] TV Shows -> New Girl

We’re a family. You can’t choose who you love, sometimes they choose you. And sometimes it’s just because you got a really great deal on Craigslist. I got a really great deal on Craigslist. I got all of you.

[misscinemafanatic]

[krookxed]

Coach being a mood

[haaam-guuuurl]

During Girl Fight:

Jess: I'm Cece, is my sweater too tight? No? I better go wash it and shrink it!

Cece: I'm Jess, I don't get interesting calls from anyone ever!

Coach: Hey, I call her!

Jess: Oh my God, I LOVE Schmidt, I HATE Schmidt. I LOVE Schmidt. I HATE Schmidt!

Cece: Oh my God, I can't find a boyfriend, so I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!

[walkitoffsoldier]

Hello! 👋🏻 Here is where you can find all of my New Girl works 😊 DO NOT post my works anywhere else, translated or otherwise! 18+ ONLY!

NSFW = 🔞

Slightly NSFW- 👀

Angst = 🥀

Fluff = 🧸

Personal Favorite = ⭐️

(Includes all the New Girl characters I write for, non-bold ones are upcoming)

How You Meet

You Start Hanging Out

Another Teammate Finds Out They Like You

They Get Jealous (pre-dating)

You Get Jealous (pre-dating)

Watching A Movie Together (pre-dating)

They Walk In On You Changing (pre-dating)

You Walk In On Them Changing (pre-dating)

When You Cry (pre-dating)

When They Cry (pre-dating)

They Tell You They Like You

First Date

First Kiss

How You Cuddle

They Walk In On You 👀

You Walk In On Them 👀

First Time 🔞

Jessica Day Cecilia Parekh Nicholas Miller Winston Schmidt Winston Bishop Ernie Tagliaboo Reagan Lucas Sam Sweeney Abby Day Ryan Geauxinue Russell Schiller Robby McFerrin

[twistyroots]

new girl queer + nerodivergent head cannons

jessica day

female / straight / she/they / autistic (sensory seeking)

nick

male / bisexual polyamory / he/him / autistic (sensory avoidant)

schmidt

male / bisexual / he/him / undiagnosed autistic

winston

male / straight, gray aroace / he/him / adhd

coach

male / straight / he/they

cece

trans femme / straight / she/her

other head cannon stuff

nick + schmit dated in college and are off an on still

jess seeked diagnosis after she finished college

nick also has dyslexia, mostly making him mix up his d's and b's sometimes!

winston is still questioning if he is gray aro/ace but is still trying dating to see if it is something he finds comforting