#eric... i wont him. sorry
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vampiregeese · 2 years ago
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compilation of me fighting my art block. some wips, doodles, and something for a keychain?
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moeblob · 4 months ago
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Warning for: The (spider) legs showing below!
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Under the hoodie/layers, she tends to wrap her legs around her kinda like a hug! And so in the first part that's the weird bumps under the hoodie. They're starting to unravel a bit. She hates being called a monkey cause it's NOT her fault she's short and has to climb on things and up things and includes people in "things" category.
#my characters#911 and 810 and 666 (Satan) are all just agents and everyone except 911 has an odd feature of sorts#such as her spider legs and 666s tail and 343s eye on her chest and so on#they just go by their assigned numbers usually until 666 overheard 911 talking on the phone and heard him say#yeah yeah its eric sorry for a new number again#bc he tends to get new phone numbers for secret keeping reasons#but he has to call his parent to check on em! so hes like yup its me! that guy with an actual name!#and 666 is like oh thats hilarious and starts to call him Prince (since he likes to sing a lot and also prince eric sooo)#and in return to being dubbed prince he starts calling 666 satan#but! 810 and 666 become really good friends and she decides it might not be his name but its more personal than a number#so she adopts the teasing nickname as an affectionate nickname#also 911 is distinctly the only actual boring human amidst the group and he just keeps finding out about the others on accident#and then since he lives at HQ he starts to offer his very boring room up to his friends so they can strip down#and let the extra limbs or parts get some air#so hes constantly just walking into his own room and having 810 in her underwear face down on his bed with her legs out#and he sighs and goes about his day#hes kinda grateful 666 just lets his tail out and keeps his pants on most days but hes also walked into his room and#no pants only boxers tail out and flicking happily#so he just kinda counts it as a win for everyone if satan is happy (satan is the nicest of them lmao)#but yes! in the first part shes basically yelling shes gonna kill him she swears to her best friend#and 911 is like yeah ok thats scary please do NOT actually choke your human jungle gym lets just not do that actually thanks!#anyway sorry for the heap of tags i wont stop overall but i will for now ty for looking at my ocs
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faecaribou · 7 months ago
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because i love to stir up shit
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chiistarri · 11 months ago
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whos initials am i supposed to look for in slideshows now
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6anoufriev6boys6locket · 13 days ago
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earlier someone had asked me to elaborate on the small dick eric and big dick dylan thing but i cant find the ask so here you go! (also it wont let me respond to dms so im sorry about that 💔)
the insecurity would start the first time they’re intimate with each other. i can see them dry humping and grinding on each other through their clothes, but eric of course notices how big dylan is through his pants - especially when hes hard. it makes him feel kind of insecure because he definitely doesnt have much to offer, but he tries his best to brush it off.
from there on out, he can only pay attention to his dick. like as odd as that sounds, hes just always staring at his crotch and taking note of the natural tent in his pants.
by the time they actually have real sex, eric is being super hesitant when it comes to taking their clothes off and dylan is confused, not knowing what his issue is. they argue a little because eric has no idea how to express those feelings properly and dylan isnt great at helping that either, but its eventually implied that hes insecure of his size.
dylan tells him that he hasnt even seen his dick, so its bold to assume it would bother him (which it doesnt). he reluctantly lets his pants be unzipped and his boxers pulled down, body tensing once he was finally out there for the world to see.
he doesnt even wanna look at his friend, only imagining the amused look on his face, but hes completely caught off guard when he feels his hand wrap around the length, pressing his dick flush with dylans. the difference between them is quite noticeable, but in a way its so attractive. his friend doesnt even have to say a word for him to get the message that he really likes his small dick. hes all over it, jerking them both off with his hand and nearly drooling.
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vanoilette · 2 years ago
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𖦹 synopsis. dating headcanons w the main four — how they treat you in a relationship.
disclaimers. none
note. first post !
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butters stotch.
butters is truly a real sweetheart, but he is obviously and unfortunately very gullible at times.
cartman being the one whom sets up the whole thing.
he still gets grounded alot, but not as much. Yet his parents find reasons to still do it anyways.
Sweet boyfriend, friend, and person to be around overall.
definitely asks the guys on advice on how to approach you.
they ripped on him for his blooming crush on you obviously.
shocked when they found out that Butters managed to be bold and actually succeeded in asking you out.
when you guys had your first kiss he got so flustered and blushy, muttering “oh gee”s and such.
hand holding turned into cuddling, and then turned into kissing, and then all three became regular to almost everyday things.
good relationship, for the most part.
eric cartman.
oh my!
an interesting person to date, though it is surely an experience.
he’ll tone down the taunting and insults, he truly does like you after all.
It was shocking when you two got together, shocking. Especially to Kyle.
i mean, he could be really sweet. but he’s still cartman.
he actually get jealous pretty easily, hes also just a very controlling person, someone who wants things to be done his way, or to have authority over someone. he manipulates situations almost daily just because he doesn’t like how something turned out.
absolutely kept his crush on you a secret, but his friends eventually found out.
he can be somewhat sweet in very, very rare moments, even if he acts he absolutely hates it, still does it.
after your first kiss he was stunned for a moment.
he was surprised at himself, but said his small and weak goodbyes and went home.
he enjoyed it though, even if it was just a quick peck.
kenny mccormick.
one of most perverted boys you’ve met so far.
this man is NASTY with the things he say under his parka.
he was smooth when he came up to you, but was somewhat nervous.
same as the last two, absolutely got roasted when they found out his crush on you.
surprisingly, you were the one to initiate the first kiss.
he can’t afford taking you on dates but hes a resourceful guy when he wants to be, and he could come with some good ideas.
he works at city wok, so he earns at least okay money often. Enough for most basic essentials.
can be very flirty and romantic at times, a caring boyfriend most of the time.
you take care of Karen often, even bring both of them food sometimes.
Hes a very physical man which is is relatively obvious, always holding you, your hand, anywhere really.
Just loves being around you in all honesty.
Has definitely visited you as Mysterion before, even before you two started dating just so he can try and shoot his shot.
kyle broflovski.
he is such a great boyfriend, hes just soo
took almost half a year to confess to you, his friends kept ripping on him, and he just caved in after the taunting got to him.
study dates are a regular thing, even then you two can get a little bit distracted.
first kiss was genuine and sweet, yet quick, and it felt like it was from the movies.
Stan never lets Kyle live it down for that one time he got caught gawking at you. ( he does it all the time )
he can get flustered a bit more easily than the others, but also wont be phased by much due to all things he experienced in his childhood.
Kyles tall, quite tall, yet no one questions because hes in basketball.
due to his height, he is really skilled at the sport, not only because of his height but also because of his great aim.
cartman has tried to ruin the relationship multiple times, and kyle shut that down real quick the first time it happened.
as we’ve seen, kyle has a tendency to lose his patience fast so that could lead to him sometimes snapping at you or anyone around him. though afterwards he apologizes tons.
“Im so sorry you didn’t deserve that im such an asshole—.”
amazing boyfriend though. :)
stan marsh.
interesting boyfriend.
he can often neglect you unintentionally due to his bad habits and unfortunate mental issues, especially after watching his parents as he grows up. he fears the same would happen to your relationship.
hes not the best at communicating his feelings with you, but if something serious is bothering him, he will tell you you.
he always just shows up at your house late in the night always because he “misses you.”
unlike the other 4, nobody except kyle found out about stans infatuation with you.
Until you two got together, that is.
first date was at starks pond, mainly sitting together as you talked and talked for hours.
threw up after your first kiss, but he pretty much thought it was worth it.
he once gave you a cool little sea globe thing, where it had dolphins and a lighthouse.
you two listen to music alot together, its a bit of an intimate thing for you guys. even during intimate moments there even just the quietest music.
he tries his hardest to not mess up with you, so expect a lot of gifts, affection, and or drunk paragraphs into the latest hours of the night.
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ribbonsaikeaux · 6 months ago
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Hey Doll
Eric felt stupid sitting on the sidelines as the party raged around him. Music pumped through the speakers of the event hall bringing many to their feet. Even those gathered at the nearby snack table seemed to be having a rather jovial time; screaming jokes, some in poor taste, over the thrumming bass. An eccelctic mix of elves, cheerleaders, goblins, nuns, and witches mingled together, delighting in each others company. Such was standard operating procedure for a costume party. Though Eric, for his part, seemed uninterested in the revels taking place around him. Not-so-contently sitting in a folding chair off to the side of the room, eyes darting back and forth nervously.
The outfit he chose was simple. Comprised simply of the one suit he owned and a mask. Though the mask was the important part, to him at least. It was made of porcelaine, the face itself white as the driven snow, bearing painted on blue eyeshadow above the empty eyes which connected to feminine looking eyelashes and an inviting pair of red lips.
For the life of him, Eric just could not figure out why he decided to come here. People worried him; he found their gazes to be unsettling. As if they were judging him. As if they knew, but they cant know. Only he does. His mind starting to race; feeling as if every eye in the building was on him, despite the fact that no one had spares him a glance since he sat down. It was becoming too much. He had to get out.
He quickly stood, turning awkwardly towards the door and briskly started walking toward it. However, a woman crossed his path, a calming smile on her face. She was dressed as a rather fancy witch. A large black and purple hat bearing the figure of a crow and long purple and black velvet robes.
Her smile disarmed him. It was strangely reasuring for some reason. He looked at the witch awkwardly for a moment, trying to find words. Ultimately, he was unable to, his mouth just opening and closing behind his mask. The tension broke when she gently touched his shoulder and leaned into to speak near his ear so he could hear her better.
She said
"Hey doll
You seem a little lost
Now i can help you find your way
Though you may not like the cost
But if you trust me
The pathways that we take
Can help you live on unafraid
Cause after all the mask you wear is just another face"
Taken aback by her words, Eric stuttered for a moment. However, when she leaned back with a hand still on his shoulder wearing that same smile, he was enchanted. Nodding slowly as he took her other outstretched hand, he followed her to the dancefloor as the song changed. This one more suitable for a slow dance.
The witch put her hands on his hips and led. Together they danced. Swaying side to side and back and forth. Her eyes never leaving his, still wearing the same disarming smile.
Slowly, though, the light and sound seemed to fade from Erics senses. Eventually it was quiet and he was all alone in a spotlight. The soft twinkling of a music box came to his ears and he became entranced. He gracefully stepped, swinging one leg out as his arms rose above his head. His body felt as of it were being puppeted by unseen strings. Still, his movements were fluid, spinning on pointe and leaning back, arms outstretched. As the song ended, he stood posed with his left foot to his right knee and fingers connecting above his head.
Eric was shook from his trance by the return of the thumping music and bright lights. Looking around he saw no sign of the witch, though now there was a mirror and a piece of paper in his hand.
Rushing off the dance floor to get his bearings, several things remained on noticed. He first decided to read the note.
It read:
"Hey doll
Sorry had to go
But i think that you should know
That you wont look
Back before this day
And someone cute just looked your way
But just remember
The mask you wear is just another face"
Eric frowned in disappointment, not underatanding the cryptic note. He sighs dejectedly as he- no wait, SHE looks into the mirror and gasps.
Staring back at her is the same pale skin as the mask. Those red lips parted in awe and full lashes fluttering as she tries to process whats going on. She sits the mirror on the floor, noticing her new dress for the first time. It was a robins egg blue and white princess dress. Soft and covered in shear lace.
The new woman teared up, sitting down and covering her mouth. Her eyes leaking warm tears of relief and joy. This was what she had always wanted, but was too afraid to persue.
Out the corner of her eye, she saw someone aproach. She wiped her tears away as she looked up and saw a woman dressed as Jesse from Team Rocket. The woman bore a concerned expression, eyebrows knitted together.
"Hey! Are you alright?!" She screamed over the music
Eric smiled "yeah! Im great actually!"
The woman returnes the smile and nodded, reaching out a hand "good! Im Kimberly!"
Eric took her hand and shook it "Eric...a!"
"Nice to meet you Erica!" Kimberly said with a smile. "Wanna go somewhere a little quieter?"
Still holdering her hand, Erica rose from her seat and nodded "definitely!"
The pair walked out into the cool night breeze and sat in the parking lot talking. They got to know each other, laughing and joking until they were the only ones that remained in the parking lot. Both finally agreed it was time to go home and exchanged numbers before hugging and getting in their cars. Shortly thereafter they went on their first date. Then another, and another. After about six months they moves in together. A year after that, they were married. Erica was the happiest she'd ever been in her life. Having settled into a loving and passionate relationship with her amazing and beautiful wife.
One day Erica and Kimberly went out to a coffee shop. While Kimberly ordered, Erica waited at one of the tables; gazing lovingly at her wife. She was brought out of her love induced stupor when she noticed a familiar hat and robes. The witch from the party was here with what looked like two... dolls?
The witch noticed her then a look of excited recollection spread across her face. She raced over and gave Erica a big hug then she said
"Hey doll
Oh my its been so long
But youve really come along
And im so happy
That youre no longer afraid
Stepped from the night into the day
Seems you remember
The mask you wear is just another face"
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floosies · 1 year ago
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dont imagine rockstar eddie who's band had been big a couple of years before you blew up. he'd been your friend and confidant through it all because you had similar friends and were signed to the same label.
he would never admit he had feelings for you because he knew the risks. but when you started dating some random model that one of your friends set you up with. he knew he had no choice but do something to let you know.
your birthday came and isnt it funny he said he had something planned for it. the whole whiskey a go go closed down for the night and all your friends (and boyfriend) were there. corroded coffin was on stage as soon as midnight hit. eddie with a shit eating huge grin on his face dedicating the set to his favorite girl in the world. you didnt think anything of it, just his kindness. until you heard the opening guitar riff.
maybe to the untrained musician they wouldnt know but lyrics sure didnt help, but you knew right away. you looked at him to make sure and all he could was look right into your eyes with a wink as he sang,
"Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane.
Please don't say I'll never find a way
And tell me all my love's in vain.
Layla, you've got me on my knees.
Layla, I'm begging, darling please.
Layla, darling won't you ease my worried mind."
some people looked at you, eyes wide and unsure. because they knew too, they knew what this was. everyone knew who eric clapton is and the mess that pattie boyd left him in. but you were a taken woman, just like her.
thankfully your boyfriend didnt get it the way some other people did. it took some time after their set to get a moment alone with eddie. you didnt want to cause attention, but damn you were both frustrated, angry, and hopeful.
knocking back a beer in the back of the bar he looked at you with a soft gaze, "how'd you like our set?" your face shifted from worried to slightly upset, "you either are the cruelest prankster or we should talk." you said letting out something between a huff and a laugh.
setting down the beer bottle he moved slightly in his seat to see you better. taking his hands into yours, his fingers rubbing your palms, he started speaking, "this business is shit but music is our comfort right? i've held back for so long, trying to keep myself from being eaten alive by it but you deserve so much more than that asshole. i'm sorry i didnt say it sooner but you're my moon and stars baby, even if im fucked here, i thought it was about time you knew." then he took your hands up to his mouth, his lips pressing kisses on your knuckles before placing them back onto your lap.
you'd wanted him for so long, but your boyfriend wasnt so much of an asshole as much as he was just indifferent to it all. here was this moment, you looked at him your eyes wide but staring with a loving look. in your heart you knew that your boyfriend wouldnt even care, he didnt think like eddie. it was all for fun and free. hollywood is that kind of place, but maybe this could be different.
taking his hands into yours as he had done just a moment ago you spoke to him quietly, "you waited this damn long. maybe we can give this a shot, but just one munson. i'm hoping it wont take more than that to prove me otherwise." His eyes lit up he looked like he did a while ago on that stage, you hadnt finished yet though, "but considering what you just pulled tonight i dont think you will, will you?" He shook his head.
"One shot baby, that's all I need, I promise you i'm not letting you go." Pulling you in tight, his lips pressed to yours in a feverish kiss.
As you kissed him you remembered where you were but didnt stop, this was your life, this was the business and the want was greater than the need. you'd deal with the bullshit in the morning.
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garfieldbussys · 1 year ago
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clo this isnt funny anymore.
arthur is deteriorating in front of my eyes and i dont like it what is happening right now i dont know if i can handle this its so sad
what does campbell have against this poor policeman hes always having a go at him its unreal
ALSO wait hang on whats poll doing also tommys found her kids OH NO HER DAUGHTERS DEAD POLL IM SO SORRY ☹️
ANYWAYS i cannot WAIT to finish this cause that means i can go on a rampage of reading fics SO excited
poll ily but put the gun down babe ik youre hurting but babes anyways they’re opening the garrison again since it was blown up last ep ALSO finn is SO grown up its crazy
finns talking to arthur i have a feeling this isnt gonna go well NO NO NO FINN NOT DRUGS PLEASE FINN DO NOT I SWEAR YOURE KIDDING ARTHUR NO
oh no hes fucking high off his tits isnt he 😐 ffs
why do i have a feeling another bomb is gonna go off idk i just feel like smth really bad is about to happen- hes got graces letter out hes burning it good to know i wont be seeing her again then
ADA BABY YOU MADE IT 🫶🫶
i think shes come to speak to poll shes so drunk i LOVE drunk poll shes so funny shes dancing with some guy
could you imagine if this guy ended up being her son that would be HORRIFIC cause it looks like they just had like 4 rounds tbh
why are blackcurrent soothers so good like???
HAHA POLLS DOING THE WALK OFF SHAME
ITS HER SON
hang on is that- IS THAT ERIC BIRLING FROM AN INSPECTOR CALLS OR AM I BUGGING
anyways thats it for ep 2 onto ep 3
i love ada so much and i love in fics where she’s like the best big sister ever i just can’t
and you finally watching arthur like crumble in front of your eyes is so upsetting i actually hate season 2 for him it’s so upsetting
no because finn is like 14 why is 6foot ?!?! what have the shelbys been feeding him??
LMAO THE UNIVERSAL experience of watching eric birling appear on your screen as the iconic polly gray’s son 😭😭
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salieri27 · 6 months ago
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Patrick's Revenge Chapter 3 for @chocolatecak3
Patty arrived at Dr Boxleitner house
"Patty come in i just was just fixing dinner" said Dr Boxleitner
"I nees you help Patrick is more powerful then ever" said Dr Boxleitner
"Patty i want to be honset with you,im just a nice guy who experiments with mice for reaserch but The Agency will shut down if i quit" said Dr Boxleitner
"Dont worry just keep up the mad scientest faced" said Patty
Back at NIMH Patrick and Lampton were talking
"So what next Sir" said Lampton
"Its about Paige she would make a fine hier to my new rhelm her mind just needs adjustment" said Patrick
"You dont mean you want to brainwash her" said Lampton
"Yes she will learn the ropes of being a universal overlord" said Patrick
"Sir we bought this guy" said Otto who arrived
It was Buster Baxter
"Patrick" said Buster
"I said to bring Nigel" said Patrick to Otto
"Sorry" said Otto
"Pat what happend to you" said Buster
"Life happend" said Patrick
"But you were a nice friendly chocolate shop owner" said Buster
"Soon to a evil ruthless overlord' said Patrick with a wicked chukle
"Im going to warn Patty" said Buster
No you wont place him with Paige" said Patrick
"Let me go you furballs" said Buster as he was taken by Otto and Eric
Patrick began to monolog as he pulled out a picture of him and Nigel on their wedding
"Oh Nigey forgive me,all of this is for you,how far i have fallen when i have come so close,sometimes i whish i can stop when my mind says to continue, Nigey,my bonbon,i promise i wiil never leave you i promise"
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sohnric · 2 years ago
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eric angst would just be heartbreaking!! we only need fluff ig
I DO REMEMBER U SENDING IT TO ME HIHIHI i was all giggly
wdym i will have to fight over my man when u write the loser fic🤨🤨🤨stay in ur lane bar i will snitch to ur bf to keep u in check what is this🤨🤨unacceptable behavior smh/lh🤨🤨
I AM SO AHSJDJJFKSHDNX THIS FIC MADE ME SMILE SO MUCH DUDE like u went off again (like u always)!!!!!! love at first sight is just such and eric thing tbh the whole fic is just such an eric thing i loved it!! main characters and eric's convos were just so fun/funny to read like the way they were both obviously in love shdhdnfbndbc BUT ALSO THE LOLLIPOP PART u are crazy for writing that i'm🧍🧍and not u trying to make sunwoo a loser again poor boy ain't getting bitches in ur fics cuz he has me irl(real and confirmed)
and this is my only screenshot i can contribute to my review rn cuz i got to into reading i forgot to screen my fav parts💔💔
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( ^ this is me with sunwoo ngl lie)
funny how i said that but then got an eric angst idea. i wont write it tho that would like,, kill me i think TT
and sunwoo is not allowed to have good things in my writing i am SO sorry i just always need to portray him as the biggest loser there is AHAHA. snitch all u want u know this doest scare me :pp
AHHHH THANK U SO MUCH FOR ALWAYS BEING MY BIGGEST HYPE MAN :(( it means the world to me. glad u thought this was very eric bc i was worried this fic was a little ooc (altho im not against ooc fics lmao) hh but he is the cheesiest person alive after all so :// couldnt miss w the love at first sight trope. THE LOLLIPOP PART..... DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. IDK WHAT POSSESSED ME BUT THE WAY I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN IRL BETWEEN ME AND ERIC LIKE WHY IS IT SO INTIMATE AND SENSUAL IN MY EYES BYE you only speak truth queen i gotta make him seem undesirable in my fics so no one hits on him and he is all yours
HHHH THANK U FOR THE SC!!! i was gonna say i ghostwrote this abt eric but then i realized i actually not only ghostwrote it i did write it myself so. :)
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Top 10 “90’s” Sitcoms
For this one, I am excluding sitcoms mainly aimed at children (like Nickelodeon stuff. That will be or is already its own list. I am excluding animated stuff for the same reason. And I am focusing on shows that began in the 90s. It is ok if they went on into the 2000s.
1. Friends
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Sorry, not sorry. It’s timeless, and is my go-to for holiday specials or any time I need cheering up. I will never hesitate to flip to Friends reruns if i see it playing and I don’t know what I want to watch. Most of us see ourselves in one or more of these characters, know someone like them, or have faced some of the same real-world problems they have. It's heart-warming, funny, and endlessly quotable!
2. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
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This is another one that I will flip to anytime I see it on. The cast of this show made it so special, and I especially love how real it got at times. And who doesn't know all of the words to the theme song still?
3. Home Improvement
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Tim “the tool man” Taylor is an every man. Not particularly skilled, but knows his way around a tool bench. I love the humor in this show (both vocal and physical). It is somewhat of a nod to classic comedy, with many of the old tropes. The supporting cast is really great as well. I can just feel the 90s oozing from this one every time I watch it. Everything about it screams 90s! And there’s LOTS of plaid, too! I love all of that. I love being reminded of my life growing up a 90s kid!
4. The King Of Queens
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This one also takes me back to the late 90s and early 2000s. I crack up so much watching it. Doug is relatable in so many ways, Arthur is a loveable nut, and Carrie’s wit is the best! I especially like seeing who will guest star in each episode. I mean, Lou freaking Ferrigno is their neighbor!!!
5. Boy Meets World
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There's not much I can say about this one that hasn't been echoed by 90s kids all over the internet. It's the quintessential show of our generation! Cory and Shawn are friendship goals. Cory and Topanga are among the top couples of our time. Eric's, well, Eric! And Mr. Feeny is the absolute best!
6. Sabrina The Teenage Witch
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I have always had an interest in witches and the supernatural. Seeing that in a sitcom was fun! Bewitched did it for the elder generations, but STTW was the one for 90s kids. Melissa Joan Hart just had IT. And Salem is the king of shade and sarcasm!
7. That 70’s Show
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The 70s (decade) has always kind of been "meh" to me. But That 70s Show made it seems cooler somehow. I think most of the credit goes to great acting and fun storylines. I found parts of myself in many of the characters. And I absolutely adore all of the pop culture references!
8. Everybody Loves Raymond
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I've been slow binging this one for a while now. I always enjoyed it, but binging through it has made me appreciate it that much more. There's not one single person in the Barone family that I don't LOVE. I even find myself struggling to decide who my "favorite" is. They're all so great! It's not too often that you get a show where the entire cast is equal parts witty and sarcastic! The crossovers with The King of Queens are great, too.
9. The Nanny
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Nanny Fine has the voice of an angel...just kidding, it’s the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard! But I enjoy the character otherwise. I love that she doesn’t follow rules and does whatever she wants to do. The Will they wont they with her and Max goes on for forever, but it's a fun ride. I like the supporting cast as well. Particularly Niles. He's always on hand with a great insult!
10. Martin
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A show where Martin Lawrence plays the titular character? Yes, please! Martin Payne is every bit witty as he is filter-less! Nothing beats him picking on Pam in nearly every episode. Or oftentimes even hurling insults at his best friend, Tommy. And who could forget Tisha Campbell as Gina? She's the perfect counterpart to Martin.
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daehee · 2 years ago
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Chapter 9
I L-O-V-E Y-O-U
Refresher: Her and Ricky are abt to kiss after the sexy sticker stalker game
"C'mere baby." He whispered lowly, yanking me by my waist into him. My breath hitched at his rough behavior.... holy fuck this is hot. Instead of kissing my lips, Ricky started out at my neck first. Leaving light kisses on my hot skin. His lips felt too good, I think I'm falling. His lips finally reached mine, and I melted. The butterflies erupted in my stomach feeling more like a stampede. His hands were tangled in my hair and his tongue was against mine. I wasn't even holding myself up anymore, he was completely holding me up. His tongue caressed mine, completely taking away my rationality. He slowly traced his hands down my sides, grabbing my ass and pulling me up and into him even more. It took all the will power I had not to moan right then and there. We finally pulled apart, panting heavily at the heated makeout session. Everyone was clapping for us except for Keita. I smirked knowing inside his mind he was probably going crazy. I know how overprotective and possessive he is. I just sat back down next to Ricky, cuddling into him. He put his arm around me, pulling me into his side.
"You like me don't you?" I whispered to him.
"You just now noticed."
"Yeah sorta, I'm sorry. If it makes it better... I like you too."
"I kinda figured after the kiss."
"Can I stay here tonight since its the weekend?"
"Yeah most people were probably planning on that but I'll kick them out, I want to be alone with you."
"O-oh... ok."
"I didn't mean it like that silly, calm down."
"I mean... I wouldn't mind if you did It just kinda took me by surprise."
"What? That I'd want my way with the hottest girl in this school?" He whispered, his breath tickling my neck.
"I-... uh... well damn." Ricky chuckled at my stuttering. Lightly pressing his lips to my temple.
"Wanna go hang out in the kitchen and just talk?" He asked.
"Sure." He grabbed my hand and led me to the kitchen.
"Hey, I know I said I'd kick everyone out... but what about just letting Eric, Seungho, Haruto, Yunjin, Jiwoo, and Keita stay. We're all in the same friend group so it's like a friends sleepover."
"Ok that sounds nice. Just know that me and Keita aren't really talking so things are kind of tense between us."
"Yeah I heard... what happened y'all were super close."
"He just said some really stupid hurtful things then accused me of lying and blamed all our problems on me."
"Oh... I'm sorry."
"It's not your fault." Ricky took a few steps closer, hugging me tightly to his chest. Gosh he's so sweet and caring, what's not to love about this man.
"What time is it?" I mumbled into his chest.
"2:43 a.m., why?"
"I'm tired. Ok, I'll go wrap the party up."
"You don't have to."
"I'm tired too. I'll go tell everyone to get their asses outta here." I snorted, completely unattractively at his words.
"Alright everybody, parties over, your host is tired, no spending the night sorry. Go home motherfuckers."
Everybody began to stand up, taking their trash and dropping it in the big trash can on the way out. Ricky went to the three couples, telling them they all could stay. They all plopped back down on the couch, getting comfortable. Since it was a small crowd who knew to clean up after themselves, we didn't have any work to do.
"Wanna watch a movie guys? Or makeout, we know some of y'all wont see a damn thing." Ricky said, specifically eyeing Eric, Seungho, Haruto, and Yunjin. Everyone just laughed and Ricky grabbed the remote to put on some Netflix movie.
"Everybody here speaks English yeah? I'm gonna put on 'The Kissing Booth' everyone ok with that?"
"Sounds good since apparently none of us are going to see it anyway." Eric joked, rolling his eyes.
The movie started and I curled into Ricky's side. The rest of the couples had done the same. Seungho and Eric were already making out, taking to heart what Ricky had teased them about earlier. Haruto and Yunjin followed soon after, more interested in each other than the movie. Next to join into the lip locking was Keita and Jiwoo, now only me and Ricky paid attention to the movie. I knew he wouldn't force me, because he wasn't like that... but I wanted it myself and I knew he would comply.
I turned Ricky's head to face me and he smiled down at me. I just kissed his lips, hoping to convey my feelings and desires through the simple action. He understood the message and he turned to face me more. His hands found their way to my hips, just staying their comfortingly. My hands were feeling through his soft wavy locks. I threaded my fingers through his hair enjoying the feeling. He softly bit my lip, silently pleading for me to allow his tongue into my mouth. I complied, slightly tilting my head back to deepen the kiss. We made out for the whole rest of the movie... literally not seeing a thing. When the movie ended, we all pulled apart, finally breathing.
"I'm going to bed." Ricky announced. "Y'all know there are plenty of rooms here. Pick one and have fun. Goodnight." Ricky pulled my hand, leading me down a hallway opposite of the one everyone else went to. They had all been here before and knew the layout of the house and probably which bedrooms they wanted.
"I should have asked you first, but you're ok with sleeping with me right?"
"Oh yeah sure."
"I have an extra toothbrush you can use, and if you want you can wear one of my shirts to sleep in."
"Ok!" I chirped happily. I was ecstatic that I was going to get to cuddle with him all night. After brushing our teeth, he handed me one of his t-shirts. I turned around, pulling my shirt off, my skirt following. I pulled his oversized shirt over my head. It fell to my mid thighs because of height difference.
"Holy shit." Ricky breathed. I didn't think he was watching me, figuring he would be getting dressed himself, but he was struggling to keep his composure after what he just witnessed.
"Are you okay?" I asked, chuckling at the evidence of the effect I had on him.
"Y-yeah, I'm fine. Let's just sleep now."
"Ok." 
We crawled into bed, pulling the duvet over us. I turned to him, immediately cuddling up to him. For some reason I had failed to notice he wasn't wearing a shirt, so when I touched his bare chest I yelped and jumped away from him.
"What happened? Are you ok?" He immediately asked, sitting upright to make sure I was ok. I didn't respond... too busy looking at the outline of his abs in the moonlight.
"Hey... Hana, are you ok?"
"Huh? Yeah I'm fine. I just didn't expect you to be... shirtless."
"Oh pfft."
We laid back down and I cuddled back into Ricky, he wrapped his arms around me tightly.
"Hey." He whispered.
"Yes?"
"Do you want to be my girl friend?"
"Yes."
"Ok, good night."
"Good night."
"Love you."
"Love you too." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The intro post for this story has all the chapters listed.
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uniquejellyfishqueen · 7 months ago
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I'm now unsure who we should be thinking of when we hear Tim McGraw...
10/8/2004 Tim McGraw played the role of a father on the film adaptation of Friday Night Lights: A Town, a Team, and a Dream by H.G Bissinger (the closest date possible to find is 1990). The story follows the 1988 Permian HS Panthers football team as they took their chance at a run for the state championship. The movie has a run time of 118 minutes, and the 118 show in Germany on 7/18/24 (based on the piano songs from this day is 10/9 suspicious.? And today 10/7 someone posted about a new mural in Germany. It was very "like a rainbow with all the colors."
6/19/2006 TS releases the song Tim McGraw.
10/3/2007 FNL the TV show premiered withe the heartwarming story of the rookie QB getting his shot and the hardass coach that continued to believe in him.
6/16/2009 TM music video
12/6/2011 Ours music video premieres. The male main character is the QB from FNL who is also in love with Coach Taylor's daughter.
*this is silly because now in 2024 TS is dating the TE from Kansas City 1/30/24 he said in an interview that "he knew her before from Philadelphia. Her dad played at Delaware and was a big football fan and had met them there."
*FNL it equals 13
There is also an article from 7/6/2018 titled Kansas City Chiefs as FNL characters. Andy Reid was matched with Eric Taylor and Travis was matched to Tim Riggins. (No offense, trav is too happy to play Tim...)
If you only knew how many other strings this piece of the web was weaving, I'd call this a record year.
Update, yes 10/9 has some things of note:
Happy Birthday John Lennon
And Jack Daniel's is resting in peace I presume.
Elvis and Priscilla divorced after 6 years of marriage (there is a tombstone with for a Priscilla in my childhood backyard)
The U.S. Naval Institute was established
1919 the Cincinnati Reds won the world series
In 1943 Bob Hoernschemeyer (dude I'm so sorry that was the second word you had to learn to spell...rough!) Threw six TD passes in a game
1989 Art Shell was the first African American man to coach an NFL game *inducted to the Pro Football HOF in 1989..
10/9 is also nation pro-life cupcake day
**upon further review and probably a million lyrics later I realized who I wont think of when I hear Tim McGraw.
When you are so blinded to what true love and partnership is you obviously incorporate traits and behaviors that you grew up with for a type of love language. So when you continue to get more and more of the same that becomes your normal, which makes you start to feel a little crazy why would you question something that has always been this way? Because thats when you know it’s not as it seems, it never has been. It could feel like waking up one random Tuesday and running late for work only to smack yourself right between the eyes and literally knock yourself out in the driveway, as you’re crying in pain your partner didn’t even know as they just sat inside the house. Maybe it took you literally knocking yourself to wake up, or maybe it’s looking your daughter in the eyes and hoping to the goddess above that she never knows what it is like to settle. I was blinded by pretty things, when in all reality I thought I really liked those pretty things but I don’t. I lied to myself, I lost myself in this life. In this lie. Now that I know myself again, I see that a best friend wouldn’t let you suffer this way and more importantly a best friend knows when you can’t take it anymore. Therefore in this story all he is, is a supporting character of baby daddy.
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vanoilette · 2 years ago
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𖦹 synopsis. main four w sick reader ! — how they act when your sick.
disclaimers. swearing, slightly suggestive, cartman being a jew hater
notes. i have really bad allergies at the moment so i came up with the idea for this one !!
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eric cartman.
he kinda forgot you could get sick.
but you did, whether it was bad allergies, the flu, any kind of sickness at all.
hes Cartman, like i’ve said time and time before.
so he pretends like he doesn’t care, but your health is a priority to him.
“What do you mean you can’t come to watch Terrance and Phillip with me today? Why the hell not?”
“Eric, Im sick.”
“So what?”
genuinely gets disappointed and mad that you cant, and or wont come over.
pretty much is more agitated than he already is for the rest of the day towards everyone who speaks to him besides you, especially towards kahl.
“Shut up you stupid jew.”
If your sick for more than a day or two, he’ll just come over to your house because frankly—hes just a bit too dependent on your company.
But he’ll be so dramatic if you cough or sneeze around him.
“Oh my god ..i..i think i’m dying, your spreading your illness!”
You literally just sneezed next to him.
He acts like your both sick or something.
kenny mccormick.
kenny’s died, gotten sick, etc. multiple times before.
although, unlike him. You actually stayed home, being sick, resting. instead of being in the freezing cold snow like everyone else.
kenny does all of the above when hes sick instead of resting, no wonder.
“Wait .. why can’t you come outside?”
“Because, im sick, kenneth.”
“..But you can still walk.”
that aside, he does try his best to take care of you.
despite all the risks of doing it, he still lays down next to you, cuddles you, sleeps beside you.
and most definitely tries to kiss you.
And he just chills with you, maybe make you soup, soup at your house of course.
He doesn’t have alot of money to help you to be honest.
But he did steal something on the account of you were feeling 10x more horrible and he had to snatch some medicine for you.
Personally? Hes like butters when it comes to a relationship.
Both of the two act like golden retriever type of boyfriends, but thats just in my opinion.
kyle broflovski.
lord.
he acts like a mom.
He dropped everything as soon as you texted him and just came over to your house to take care of you immediately.
“Are you okay dude??”
“I just have allergies.”
“I bet thats what dead people thought too.”
“What the fuck kyle.”
Makes you food, kisses you, (on the cheek), and is just very present during the whole thing, hes like this even when your not sick anyways.
Pretty much is like Kenny, both want to be there for you.
He tries to make you feel better in any way he can.
Yes, any way, take that in whatever way you want.
So sweet though, and treats you so well the entire time.
You got better after a bit, thankfully.
stan marsh.
You had the unfortunate luck of getting sick while Stan and his family were out on a “family road trip.”
He felt so bad.
Called you the entire time just to make sure you were okay.
“Babe, im so sorry, i didn’t even wanna come anyways.”
he didn’t want to be there, though your voice and presence made the trip slightly more bearable.
Things got a little more .. intimate over the phone, but i’ll make a separate part on that later, or later.
Especially on the drive over, and back, was hell; to him atleast.
He had to get off the phone at some point because his parents said it was “family time”
And he did, respectfully and reluctantly.
In the end, as always. You got better.
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theuniverseawakens347 · 11 months ago
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Alissa.. now why you playing stupid miss “you’re crazy and need help”
GIRL WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DID SOME WEIRDO FUCK SHIT SPREAD MY PICTURES TO GET INTO CSUN,
GOR DYMOND FUCKTARD SELF PRETENDING TO BE ME .. she cud Neva sorry #dry
Twin and ahdarji TELEPATHICALLY, IAN TOO.. now.. JUST COME OUT N SAY IT,
DADDY CLIVE WONT PUT YOU ON MEDS, LIKE MOMMY N ZAE I PROMISE AND HOW YOU TURN YO LIL AIS INTO A TRICC FOR SOME MONEY AND SENDING NIGHAS TO RAPE HER SAYING MY COOCHIE PIC IS HER 🤯 .. BUT SILLINGLY DID CPN FRIAD 2020 WEN UNEMPLOYMENT WAS HOT THEN SIMULTANEOUSLY SET ME UP TO GET “spiritually saved” W VIVVICA WHITSET AND ERYKA BADU CAUSE I SPOKE TRUTHS ABOUT THEM HAVING ME N IS IN A UNDERGROUND POSED AS EVERYDAY LIFESTYLE SEXXRING INCEST CIRCLE 🤷🏽‍♀️🖕🏽🤮🙂
RUN ME A NEW TEDDY BEAR MISS LETME TRY ON HA CLOUD DRESS AND SEE IF I CAN DO IT BETTER AT DUMBASS DYME TAYLOR THINKING / DOING THE SAME DUMBASSSHIT / MARZ IS MY MANS SEED .. meesle vaxx in tummy .. and lil man MY EGG IVF in vitro off shore LLC account 🙂
LAUREN LONDON FUCKTARD SELF YOU A WHOLE SET UO BITCH AINT GOOD FOR SHIT. NIP ONLY MADE YAL LUBLIC CAUSE YOU MISSCARRIED AND HE FELT BAD YOU COOL OR WAS BUT LOOK AT INTERVIEWS MY NIGGA 20 QUESTIONS A NIGGA AINT EVEN ANSWER YA FAVORITE COLOR W SINCERITY .. BUT LIKE THEM CAPTIONS I BE LIKING “saying some player shit to a girl I always wanted” FOR SHOW AND YOU KNOW .. and the “words fail me actions speak” AGAIN HE A MAN OF HIS WORD THATS FOR KROSS TIL HE FOUND OUT KROSS NOT HIS AT .. JORGE .. SAMANTHA TELEPATHIC AND MOMS THEY KNOW YOU SET HIM UO W ERIC AND COWBOY ON LIRPOSE TO CLAIM THE MARATHON BRAND AND TAKE OVER THE SHAW THAT HE OWNED. LAZY FUCK BITCH. FUCKED FOR PUMA BEHIND HIS BACK TO CONTINUE IT KNOWING YOU WERE GOING TO KILL HIM. YEAH THAT MAN BIG MAD AND FAMILY. AT JHENE MAD FOR FUCKIG SEAN WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT .. and YOU AND JORGE WAS DRUGGIN NIP AND FORCING HIM TO HAVE SEX HE AINT WANT TO HAVE AT SNOOP DOGG RAPE .. FEDERAL IV DRIP QUEEN IN THE WEED CONTAMINATING HIS MARATHON WEED STORE CONOJA AND LETTING DISTRICT FUCKTARD CHRIS AND IAN AND TRACY AND TRISTAN “ROB�� IT ..yal got BEEF HE GON BE BACK
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