#eric cartman ship

[474lyse]

(ow<)✌

[runtwithwolves]

HAPPY CARTMAN DAY

[notwordsspoken]

I forgot that Cartman in canon just keeps a scrapbook full of all the ships he's forced together

[naskaolgia]

Cartman and Yentl sketches because I said so

They're stupid and I hate them

[zharizard666]

combining the brainrots lmao

[charlotteoccasionally]

reasons why kyman is canon (TRIGGER WARNING: KY//MAN, JOKING!!)

1. kyle continuously choosing to get in arguments with cartman instead of just ignoring him (which they have proof works) bc he gets his kicks outta being righteous

2. cartman saving kyle at the end of smug alert despite saying he hates him

3. kyle coming to help cartman at the end of jewpacabra

4. “my little monster” in its a jersey thing

5. cartman showing no denial/response when ppl think he and kyle are a couple in tonsil trouble

6. cartman making everyone think kyman is canon in cartman finds love (when he coulda EASILY found a different way to stop kyle and nicole from getting together)

7. cartman’s canon yaoi obsession (tfbw character relations graph)

8. kyle saving cartman in manbearbig

9. imaginationland trilogy.

10. kyle crying after finding out cartman was innocent after breaking his electronics

11. kyle’s response during his fight with cartman after getting with heidi (“cartman, YOU weren’t happy” instead of just saying how badly he treated her)

12. kyman hand holding in multiple episodes

13. cartman saying he loves kyle and tryna kiss him(?) in le petite tourette

14. kyle’s jealousy of heiman (ppl say it’s kyle jealous of cartman for dating heidi but we never saw any evidence that kyle liked her until AFTER they started dating)

15. the way kyle always chooses cartman as his stand in BFF when stan is outta the picture instead of anyone else/their dynamicness as a duo (crack baby athletic association, you’re getting old, ass burgers, prehistoric ice man, etc.)

16. cartman and kyle’s softening relationship as the seasons go on (compare “passion of the jew” kyman to an episode like “help my teenager hates me”)

17. the deleted “cartman + kyle” writing on the wall of the boy’s bathroom in stick of truth

18. kyman is just an inherently funny ship that if it actually becomes canon would kinda sum up the attitude of the show (m&t just don’t gaf)

[komipacket]

Wait wtf I didn't post any of those???? Those are from the end of summer ayo

AND THEM ALSO !!! (it was from my VK group for a friend there!!!)

Btw butters is such a good artist ngl

[wan90645]

We all know who Kyle will prioritize the most, sorry Stan better luck next time when he isn’t too “busy”

[vixx-inspace]

I HAVE A PROBLEM

Older au

[marssiez]

Do I ship Kyman?

No.

Would it be hilarious if Cartman had a whole saga of being scared of gay people, realising he’s a gay person, freaking out, trying to kill Kyle bcs he likes him, have Cupid Eric come over and then end the episode with aliens?

Yes.

[yourbuddykermit]

tsot kenman 🥺👉👈 please if you wouldn't mind

I aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of em gotta be ugly

[victimized-martyr]

ur making me wanna ship kyman (only if cartman gets therapy) what the actual fuck is Tumblr doing to me

Nice to tempt you to the dark side 👻

lolol in all seriousness, that’s cool! Technically, Cartman *is* in therapy. He’s seeing Thomas (Panderverse), remember? And it’s strongly implied he’s on medication (Cupid Ye). Can’t say if he’s getting better or worse, but Cartman definitely has evolved. If you want to go the redemption route, it’s been shown that it takes little for Cartman to be “fixed”. He just needs discipline, a sturdy male figure in his life. He… needs to be dominated. Literally (tsst) and if not that, he needs to get out of South Park— his biggest enabler. So, he’s not too far gone. He’s a real piece of work though, and South Park’s wellbeing (in-show and out) can’t function without him being an asshole. It’s just who he is. But whoever decides to stick with him has to have a lot of determination to deal some damage control, or keep him in check. (hm, sounds familiar…)

So, there’s your condition met. Go forth and ship kyman! 🫡

[cringelordofchaos]

Cartman and Kenny matching icons !!

Tbh I never thought I'd make one of these w Cartman but here we are

Style // Stendy // Creek

[cyraineart]

Kyman Week 2024 Day 1 "Noir Film"

Based on the movie poster for "Notorious" (1946)

[meegan420]

🍂Happy Autumn 🍂 South Park/South Paws 🐾

[bigeggeaterjustsaying]

HAIIII!!!! HAII!! (/>_<)/

So I've been gone for a bit. Um. Look, this is all I got, bro. What do you want from me?

This is really heavily inspired off of this, so yeah.