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victimized-martyr · 6 months ago

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ur making me wanna ship kyman (only if cartman gets therapy) what the actual fuck is Tumblr doing to me

Nice to tempt you to the dark side 👻

lolol in all seriousness, that’s cool! Technically, Cartman *is* in therapy. He’s seeing Thomas (Panderverse), remember? And it’s strongly implied he’s on medication (Cupid Ye). Can’t say if he’s getting better or worse, but Cartman definitely has evolved. If you want to go the redemption route, it’s been shown that it takes little for Cartman to be “fixed”. He just needs discipline, a sturdy male figure in his life. He… needs to be dominated. Literally (tsst) and if not that, he needs to get out of South Park— his biggest enabler. So, he’s not too far gone. He’s a real piece of work though, and South Park’s wellbeing (in-show and out) can’t function without him being an asshole. It’s just who he is. But whoever decides to stick with him has to have a lot of determination to deal some damage control, or keep him in check. (hm, sounds familiar…)

So, there’s your condition met. Go forth and ship kyman! 🫡

#asks #talk tag #kyman #south park #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #analysis #I think wether or not they’re shipped these boys are still gonna be obsessed with each other in some capacity #kyle will always have a weakness for seeing the humanity in cartman. and even weaker in seeing him vulnerable #and cartman always had a fixation on kyle. To a…Cartmanistic degree #they’ve been arguing since day one on the show #their dynamic literally saved kyle #kyle’s been saved by cartman in-world too (san fran + kidney) not always to their enjoyment #they’re just. bound to each other y’know??#like. even in another universe they have a close connection. destined for each other in some way (end of panderverse)#They give each other a lot of shit. a lot of it from cartman’s end. And yet. fucking yet. they’re good friends #they rly carved out a space for each other despite themselves. I think it’s to deep for them to get out of.#also I think it’s funny. It’s just so South Park to have kyman as a couple of all things. it’s hilarious and fucked up. yet can be sincere #and touching. It’s just. idk. These two are south park y’know??#mm. maybe that’s me making it bigger. But they are important

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