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circletakingthesquare · 1 month ago
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flowers symbolization in the MCR videos (especially red carnations)
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so i was looking back at MCR's videos and noticed these flowers. They show up pretty clearly in the last few seconds of the first video. so i thought to do some digging about them since i feel like every tiny detail counts in these videos LMAO. So these flowers are apparently red carnations and baby breath flowers. so i tried to look up symbolization regarding these flowers and found some stuffff
ok so apparently red carnations were worn during International Workers' Day known as May Day, which was a major celebration in the Soviet Union. May Day was a public holiday that celebrated the working class and the achievements of socialism. On this day, people would wear red carnations or carry them in parades and marches. Under Joseph Stalin however, May Day was a major event that showcased its MILITARY power, which is why the guy in the first video kind of looks like he's wearing some sort of military outfit IDK. Also under the Soviet Union, the government often ENFORCED participation in May Day parades to show solidarity and loyalty to the government. That kinda further proves the idea that the Black Parade is kind of being forced to stay in MOAT and show their solidarity to the DRAAG dictatorship. So, under the Soviet Union May Day parades became less against dictatorship (like they originally were) and more about loyalty to government and celebration of socialist achievements under the Soviet Union. I think what's going on in the first video might be some sort of reference to something like a May Day parade, espically with the caption: "His Grand Immortal Dictator wishes to celebrate our rich and storied culture, fine foods, and musical entertainments", this is in short what May Day was about under the Soviet Union. This all would make a lottt of sense. I really do not think this is a coincidence at all and in short, in the first video at least, I think the parade or march or whatever we hear going on outside might be something like a May Day parade.
oh yeah another thing, a popular slogan used during these Mayday parades was "Long Live the Dictatorship of the Proletariat." .... which sounds pretty familar righttt... to "Long Live Draag", which was the in the caption of the first video MCR posted. Another important detail i forgot to mention about the May Day parades is that they were also used as propaganda to showcase soviet power and unity. These parades were highly orchestrated with military demonstrations and symbolic marches. Using this information, it's pretty fair to assume that the "Long Live" Black Parade tour is a form of propaganda for the DRAAG dictatorship. but ok moving on the the white flowers.............
OK SO the white flowers are called "baby breath" and I couldn't find as specific of an example for them, but they generally represent innocence and purity, in some cultures its symbolizes unconditional love butttt they're also commonly used in funeral arrangements, representing eternal love for someone who has passed. This is especially true in Asian and Eastern cultures, where they're commonly used in honoring ceremonies as a symbol of respect and affection.
So, I'm honestly not sure what these two mean together but i really reallllyyyyy doubt that it's a coincidence that they were put together, especially with the symbolization of the red carnations. PLEASE TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS BC I REALLY DONT THINK THE FLORAL ARRANANGMENT IS A COINCEDENCE AT ALLLL i just can't think of what they could mean together. Maybe the contrasting symbolization of the two flowers are significant in some way? idk plsss pls pls pls give me ur thoughts u guys are smart 😭😭😭😭😭
also im just now realizing how long all this is im sorry im so invested LMFAO
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ii-meeple-confessions · 6 days ago
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I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE INCORPORATE IPHONE FEATURES/FACTS INTO THEIR MEPHONE DESIGNS!!!!!!! I love love love when people make the mephones act more like robots and dont make them actual humans. Or give them screens as faces. Or like, as I previously stated, incorporate fun features into their designs and stories that reflect irl iphones!!!
Like the Iphone4 was the first iphone to have a front-facing camera! So do the Mephones see out of their cameras or their screens? If they see out of their screens, how does the crack impact their vision? Do the Mephones have to charge? If so, how? Can they power down to sleep or does it have to happen naturally? Are 3GS (and his predecessors) worse at multi-tasking than 4 is? Because the Iphone4 was the first to implement that feature!!
On that note, one of my little headcanons is that Mephone (and 3GS) have Visual Snow Syndrome because their cameras are older. AHHH its just so fun and AHHHH joyous!!! -2G Anon
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rainydaysie · 5 months ago
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RAHHHH Art Fight attack for @glade-constellation :D I went way outside of my comfort zone again for this silly silly guy, but I really enjoyed the process and think it turned out cute! It took a lot longer than I had originally thought it would but that just meant more Markiplier and Drawing time for me so it was fun. It was a blast drawing them!
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icryyoumercy · 7 months ago
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the french cookbook from ... 1800? claims that the only reason for making a roux from flour and butter is tradition, since (recently commercially available?) pure starch would be far better suited to the purpose
a box of corn starch is like 2.50 sfr and i got some butter in the fridge that needs using
i could do questionable experiments
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clowndotgay · 1 year ago
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neferaskingdom · 2 months ago
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♡ Serving Up Some Chemistry | OP81
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Summary: A quirky YouTube host invites rising stars Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri for a BBQ episode in honor of the Austin GP. Amidst hilarious banter and messy sauce spills, she and Oscar discover an unexpectedly adorable connection.
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OSCAR PIASTRI MASTERLIST | MAIN MASTERLIST
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Surprise! 🚨 In honour of the Austin GP, we’ve got a special episode coming your way featuring none other than Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri! 🤠🍖
We’ll be trying some Texas BBQ and answering your questions—so drop them below! 👇 Let’s see if Oscar can handle the heat and if Lando can manage not to spill sauce on everything. 😆
Comments:
landonorris:
Can’t wait! Hoping I won’t embarrass myself too much. 😅
oscarpiastri:
Super excited for this! BBQ and questions? Sounds like a great time!
user1:
This is going to be epic! Can’t wait to see Lando and Oscar together!
user2:
OMG, the BBQ challenge is going to be hilarious! 😂
user3:
I’m ready for all the chaos that’s about to unfold!
user4:
Y/N, you’re going to have the best time! Can’t wait for this episode!
user5:
Excited to see how Oscar handles the heat! He better be ready!
user6:
Lando’s going to spill sauce everywhere, I can feel it! 😂
user7:
This is the best surprise ever! Bring on the BBQ!
user8:
The chemistry is going to be so fun to watch!
user9:
I just know this is going to be a classic episode!
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The episode is finally OUT! 🎉 Had the best time with landonorris and oscarpiastri—thank you both for being such great sports and handling the BBQ challenge like pros! 🤠🍖
Hope you all enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed making it! Check it out on the channel now. 🙌
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oscarpiastri:
Had a great time! Thanks for having us, I’ll definitely be ready for round two. Maybe with less BBQ sauce next time? 😅
landonorris:
It was a blast! I’m still recovering from the sauce overload, but we’ll be back for sure! I’ll even bring an extra shirt 😂
user10:
They need to come back! That was the best thing I’ve ever watched!
user11:
The way Oscar was smiling the whole time—he’s definitely down for round two!
user12:
Lando being the messiest eater while Oscar just tries to survive? ICONIC.
user13:
The episode was pure gold! You three had the best energy!
user14:
Lando’s laugh is contagious! I was cracking up the whole time! 😂
user15:
Oscar was a whole mood trying to keep it together while eating BBQ! I need more of this trio ASAP!
user16:
The chaos, the laughs, the flirting—it was EVERYTHING! 😍
user17:
OMG, Oscar looked like he was about to faint when he first saw yourusername! He was so smitten. 😍
user18:
I can’t with how Oscar turned bright red when yourusername wiped the BBQ sauce off his chin! That was the cutest moment ever! 
user19:
Lando’s commentary had me in stitches! “Oscar, try not to drown in her eyes while you eat!” 😂
user20:
Their chemistry was insane! Every awkward pause just made it more adorable. I can't stop replaying it in my head!
user21:
“Can I get a little help with this sauce?” — Oscar was serving vulnerable and I am HERE for it! So smooth, Oscar! 😏
user22:
Lando saying, “Don’t get lost in her eyes while you’re eating, or I’ll have to save you,” was the best! He’s such a mess! 😂
user23:
The way Oscar shyly laughed at yourusername’s comments made my heart do flips! Can they just date already?
user24:
Their little glances and smiles were everything! I felt like I was watching a cute love story unfold right in front of me!
user25:
When yourusername asked, “Do you usually bring this much heat to a BBQ?” I was like, “Okay, that was smooth!” Oscar was totally flustered!
user26:
Honestly, the way they interacted was pure magic. They could literally sell me anything with that energy!
user27:
Lando is just a whole mood, trying to get Oscar to spill his secrets while keeping it light and funny! This was chaotic perfection!
user28:
I’m still thinking about how cute they were. Oscar’s shy reactions paired with yourusername’s playful teasing were too much to handle!
user29:
This episode was everything! I can’t stop thinking about how sweet their interactions were. I need more!
user30:
Their little glances and soft smiles were everything. Oscar’s flustered reactions were so endearing. ❤️
user31:
I can’t believe how much fun that was to watch! Lando being a mess and Oscar being adorable? What a combo!
user32:
I need behind-the-scenes footage ASAP! Their interactions were too cute to miss!
user33:
This episode was a masterpiece. Their dynamic felt so genuine. I need more content of Oscar and yourusername together!
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Race day vibes! 🏎️💨 Thrilled to be at the Austin Grand Prix and feel the energy in the air! Can’t wait to see Lando and Oscar out on the track today! Let’s go, papaya boys! 🍊🏁
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landonorris:
Let’s go! Can’t wait to see you there! 🏁
oscarpiastri:
Excited to have you cheering us on! Let’s make it a day to remember! 😄
user34:
Okay, but wearing his number and posing in his car? Is this a thing now?
user35:
I’m not saying you’re dating, but I’m not NOT saying it either! The signs are all there!
user36:
She’s literally living the dream! Can we talk about how adorable they’d be together?
user37:
Her rocking the 81 cap is giving major “I’m totally rooting for my crush” energy!
user38:
They better have some cute moments on the track today! I need content!
user39:
If she doesn’t end up dating Oscar after this, I’m going to be seriously disappointed. 😩
user40:
I see the chemistry, and I’m here for it! Can we get some couple content, please?
user41:
I bet Oscar’s heart is racing just as fast as the cars right now!
user42:
Can we please get some updates on this? I’m invested!
user43:
If they don’t end up together after this GP, I’m throwing a fit! The chemistry is undeniable!
user44:
I’m shipping them so hard right now! Someone make it happen!
user45:
All I’m saying is if I was in her position, I’d definitely be flirting with Oscar!
user46:
Wait, is she wearing Oscar’s number? 🤔👀 Something’s brewing here!
user4:
If they don’t end up together after this, I’m throwing hands! They’re practically destined to be!
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Nothing going on, just a shit ton of editing! 🎬✨ Can’t wait for you all to see the latest episode—it’s a tell-all with some juicy insights you won’t want to miss! Stay tuned! 🙌
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landonorris:
Oscar’s been whining about the new episode for days now. 😂 You’d think it’s his favorite show!
 ↪oscarpiastri:
I wasn’t whining! I was… politely asking. 😅
 ↪yourusername:
Oh really? I had no idea you were such a fan. I’ll try to make this episode extra special for you. 😉
 ↪oscarpiastri:
I already know it’ll be perfect, especially with your editing skills. 😄
 ↪charles_leclerc:
Oscar, you seem a little too excited about this episode. 😏
 ↪georgerussell63:
He's definitely excited. I’ve never seen someone so eager for an episode! 😂
user48:
Their banter is so cute! I can’t get over how sweet they are! 🥹💕
user49:
Oscar acting all shy is everything! They definitely have something special!
user50:
The way Y/n teases him? Major couple vibes! 😍
user51:
Lando just casually exposing Oscar's crush on Y/n is iconic!
user52:
I’m here for all the fluffy interactions! They need to get together already!
user53:
I can’t be the only one who sees the heart eyes Oscar has for her, right?
user54:
Oscar trying to play it cool but failing is the cutest thing ever!
user55:
The way Oscar and Y/n interact is giving me life! They are too cute! 😍
user56:
Oscar whining for the episode?? Yeah, they’re definitely crushing on each other.
user57:
The subtle flirting though?? I am obsessed. 🥺
user58:
They’re adorable! This is what I live for! Oscar is so soft when it comes to her! 💖
user59:
If they’re not dating after this, I’m going to be devastated. The chemistry is unreal!
user60:
Oscar’s got heart eyes for her, 100%! I’m here for the rom-com energy! 🍿
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Not exactly the result we wanted today, but the team worked hard and I’m proud of the effort we put in. We’ll come back stronger next race. 💪 Thanks for all the support as always! Onwards and upwards. ✌️
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user61:
Oscar really thought he could sneak in that last photo like we wouldn’t notice… boy, we SEE you! 👀
user62:
Hold up. That last picture. Who’s holding your hand, sir? We need answers. 😳
user63:
Forget the race, who’s the mystery girl?! Man’s out here soft-launching a whole relationship!
user64:
Oscar: “We’ll get 'em next race!”
Also Oscar: casually holding hands with someone and trying to act like it’s no big deal. 🧐
user65:
You really thought we wouldn’t zoom in on that third photo? The fandom is about to explode!
user66:
Me pretending to care about race results while I’m over here like 👁️👄👁️ over that hand-holding pic.
user67:
Okay, but real talk… is that Y/n? Because I’m about to lose it if it is!
user68:
Oscar: "Tough race."
Everyone: "YEAH BUT WHO’S THE GIRL?"
user69:
Man, not you sneaking in a whole mystery date at the end. My detective skills are about to activate. 🔍
user70:
Is this Oscar’s way of lowkey announcing a relationship, or are we all collectively losing our minds?
user71:
Bro, you can’t just drop this and walk away like we’re not going to dissect every pixel of that picture. 😂
user72:
If that’s Y/n holding his hand, I’m officially shipping this HARD. 😍
user73:
Is that�� Y/n?? Did Oscar just soft launch a relationship?? 😳
user74:
Me: focusing on the race results
Also me: WHO is he holding hands with?!
user75:
Nah, Oscar, you can't just sneak in a soft launch and think we wouldn’t notice! 😭
user76:
This race was cool and all, but let’s focus on what really matters. Oscar’s got a GIRL?!
user77:
Whoever is holding Oscar's hand, I hope she knows how lucky she is. But also... IS IT Y/N?! 🥺
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Spotted in the paddock! 👀 Looks like Oscar Piastri and YouTuber/host yourusername are more than just friends—caught sharing a kiss! 💋 Could this be the F1 romance we didn’t see coming? Fans, what are your thoughts? Is this the grid's new power couple? 🔥
Comments:
user78:
OH MY GOD I WASN’T READY FOR THIS TODAY!! 😱😍
user79:
STOP. OSCAR AND Y/N ARE ACTUALLY A THING?!? THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! 🚨🚨🚨
user80:
I knew it! I KNEW IT. The way he’s been looking at her in every interview was a dead giveaway. 🥲
user81:
This is so cute but also low-key creepy? Like, let them have their privacy. 😬
user82:
Nah, this was not on my 2024 F1 Bingo card but I’m HERE for it!! Oscar really said, “plot twist.” 🥵
user83:
Forget the race drama, THIS is what we’re all here for. 😂
user84:
I don’t know if I should be happy for them or freak out that the internet is creeping on their private moment. 😳
user85:
Okay but... am I the only one who feels kinda bad for them? Let them live! 😕
user86:
Man really went from “awkwardly flirting” to “straight-up kissing in the paddock.” Piastri’s got game! 💀
user87:
I need to know WHO took this picture because they deserve a raise for breaking the internet. 😭
user88:
Wait, Oscar really went from sneaky hand-holding to THIS?! Boy moves fast! 🤯
user89:
Okay, but if this is real, Oscar and Y/n are the cutest thing to happen to F1 since... well, ever. 😍
user90:
I’m dying at the fact that Oscar was so shy and now he’s out here making public moves. My heart can’t take it!! 🥺
user91:
This is cute and all, but also kinda invasive? Give them some space, people! 😕
user92:
How do I go from “aww, so cute” to “this is kind of a privacy issue” in one second? 😅
user93:
The way Oscar went from 0 to 100 real quick. Y/n must’ve unlocked his final form or something. 😏
user94:
Did we just collectively witness a romcom happening in real life? Oscar and Y/n, you have my full support. 🙌
user95:
Half of me is SCREAMING, and the other half is like, "y’all, this is kinda creepy… let them live in peace!”
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Well... cat’s officially out of the bag. 🐱💫
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landonorris:
FINALLY!! I’ve been keeping this secret for so long, I deserve an award for acting like it’s not disgustingly adorable every single day. 😩
 ↪yourusername:
Aww, poor Lando. We’ll get you a medal. Maybe one for “Best Third Wheel” too? 🥇😏
 ↪oscarpiastri:
Best third wheel and also the loudest complainer. You’ll be fine, mate. 😂
 ↪landonorris:
I WILL NEVER BE FINE. 😤
user96:
WAIT. DID HE JUST GIVE HER A FOREHEAD KISS?! I’m dead. 🥲
user97:
Oscar, can you fight?! Because Y/n is everyone’s crush now and you’ve got competition, buddy! 😤
user98:
Oscar is living the romcom life we all deserve. We need a movie adaptation of this STAT. 🎬
user99:
This was not on my 2024 bingo card but I’m HERE FOR IT. Y’all are too cute!! 🥹
user100:
Okay but… where’s the wedding invite? I need to start shopping. 💀
user101:
Oscar, how does it feel being THE luckiest guy in the paddock? 🧐 Asking for a friend.
user102:
Not gonna lie, I’m obsessed with this. Y’all are literally relationship goals. 🥰
user103:
Oscar out here being all shy and adorable while soft-launching the cutest relationship of the year. We’re NOT worthy. 😩
user104:
I swear if Oscar ever messes this up, the entire fandom is ready to throw hands. WE GOT YOU, Y/N! 👊
user105:
They’re that couple. You know, the ones who are so cute you can’t even be mad about it. 💕
user106:
If this was a movie, the soundtrack would just be us screaming "I ship it" on repeat. 🎶
user107:
Lando’s the third wheel and we love it.
user108:
Oscar and Y/n hard-launching their love while Lando cries in the background... the content we never knew we needed. 😭💀
oscarpiastri:
Couldn’t be happier to share this with you. 💛
 ↪yourusername:
Same. I love you, Oscar. 💫
 ↪oscarpiastri:
I love you too, always. 💛
 ↪user109:
Did they just say “I love you” in the comments?!? I’m unwell, this is TOO CUTE. 😭💖
 ↪user110:
Oscar dropping “I love you” casually like we’re not all DYING right now. 💀
 ↪user111:
Every time I see them interact, I lose more faith in my ability to ever find love this cute. 😩
 ↪user112:
Oscar and Y/n: existing
Us: screaming, sobbing, throwing up, planning the wedding. 🥳
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alien-bottle · 3 months ago
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i love how u designed kars and easypeasy’s parents they’re sooo good 😭the subtly of their features and how they’re different from their kids is so epic sauce <333
have you ever thought of what wamuu or santana’s bio parents would be like?
THANK YOUUUU it was really fun figuring itout
And yeah theyre right here!!
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KIDDIIIING im not sure how i would design their parents im still stuck on whether i even want santana to be somehow related to kars, that remains a mystery to me
I think designing their parents for like a for fun kinda thing would be nice but i dont think i would really do anything with them since, yk, they dont play a huge role in santana and whams lives
Though i think it could be interesting figuring out what kinda roles they had in kars and esidisis lives if they ever did meet....Mm probably not much interaction but who knows what my future ideas hold
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solxamber · 3 months ago
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I kinda love my deucey weucey and I would like to request..
A DELINQUENT FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
with delinquent deuce and delinquent reader.
reader challenges the one and only Cauldron Deuce for his title for the top dog!
Definitely because of how good his abs fighting skills are! And how handsome strong he is!
...and so you keep challenging him.
And by some way or another, he falls in love with you.
You don't understand how. He doesn't understand how.
SO PLEASE MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE LOVELY LOVELY AUTHOR WRITER I LOVE YOUR WORKS SO SLAY AYYSHAHSNAAMS
Delinquent Deuce x reader
hi! thanks for the request <3 i hope you like it!
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You were the new kid in the area, and everyone knew that Deuce Spade was the undisputed Top Dog of delinquency. He had the reputation, the glare, the hair. But you? You weren't here to play nice either. As soon as you stepped foot on campus, you decided: That guy needs to be taken down. You had one goal, and one goal only—to dethrone Deuce and become the new Top Dog.
It started with your first challenge, in the courtyard.
“Yo, Deuce!” You yelled across the field, cracking your knuckles dramatically. “I’m taking you down! The title of Top Dog is mine!”
Deuce, confused but intrigued, narrowed his eyes. “You think you’ve got what it takes? Bring it!”
And so, it began—your first epic brawl. It was a battle of wits, strength, and the occasional trash can lid (which neither of you knew how to use properly, but it looked cool). Punches were thrown, insults exchanged, and by the time it was over, both of you lay on the ground, staring up at the sky, absolutely exhausted.
It was a tie.
“I’ll get you next time, Spade,” you wheezed, chest heaving.
Deuce just grinned, wiping sweat from his brow. “Not if I get you first.”
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The second fight was supposed to be different. You’d been training in secret—running laps, lifting random heavy objects around campus (okay, maybe you were just lugging around Grim a lot, but it counted). You were sure this time you’d win. So, you marched up to Deuce again, squaring your shoulders.
“Rematch, Spade. Today, I’m taking you down for sure.”
Deuce shrugged like this was just another Tuesday. “Fine by me.”
This time, the battle took place behind the school, with more people watching. It was intense, full of grappling, dodging, and a dramatic slow-motion punch that missed by about a mile but still made the crowd gasp. After what felt like hours (but was probably 15 minutes tops), you both collapsed again.
Another tie.
Deuce groaned, clutching his side. “You… you’re tough.”
You grinned through the pain. “Don’t… forget it.”
But as you looked at him, sweating and panting and somehow still looking cool despite being a mess, you couldn’t help but think, Damn, he’s kinda… cute when he’s serious. You quickly shook off the thought. No. Focus. He’s the enemy. The enemy is cute. Wait—no, stop it!
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The third fight happened at the cafeteria. This time, it was less about fists and more about a spaghetti-eating contest that devolved into chaos. You both glared at each other over a mountain of food, determined to out-eat the other.
“Loser has to admit the other is Top Dog,” you said, slurping up noodles aggressively.
Deuce nodded, shoveling pasta like a man possessed. “Deal.”
The problem was, you were both terrible at eating quickly. After 30 minutes, you both tapped out, groaning in pain, neither one able to claim victory. Another tie.
Deuce, his face smeared with sauce, gave a pained grin. “Guess it’s a tie again.”
You, equally sauce-covered, muttered, “You… you’re too stubborn.”
He wiped his mouth and chuckled. “So are you.”
You tried not to think about how good that laugh sounded. He’s not attractive. Stop. This is about winning, not—oh no, I’m starting to fall for him, aren’t I? You shoved another piece of garlic bread into your mouth to drown out the thoughts.
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The fourth time? Well, that was a foot race. You challenged him at the sports field, hoping speed would finally be the way to break the tie streak.
“First one to the tree over there wins the title,” you declared, determined.
Deuce cracked his neck, stretching. “You’re on.”
The race was neck and neck. Both of you sprinting full force, the wind whipping past your faces, determination in your eyes—and then you both tripped at the same time, crashing into each other right at the finish line.
Another. Stupid. Tie.
You sat up, groaning in frustration. “WHY does this keep happening?!”
Deuce laughed, scratching the back of his head. “Maybe we’re just… too evenly matched?”
But you were barely listening because, at that moment, the sun hit his face just right, and suddenly, you were hit by the realization that Deuce wasn’t just strong and stubborn—he was actually kinda... cute. “Oh no…” you muttered under your breath. This isn’t supposed to happen!
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By the fifth fight, you had no idea what you were doing anymore. You kept challenging him because, at this point, it was tradition. And somewhere along the way, the desire to win had slowly morphed into something else entirely.
You squared up to him again, fists ready. “One more time, Spade. This is it. No more ties.”
Deuce smiled, but there was something softer in it now. “Alright. But you’ve gotta admit… we make a good team.”
Your heart skipped a beat. What the heck was that supposed to mean?! Were you blushing? No. Impossible. You were a delinquent! A tough, unyielding, totally-not-falling-for-him delinquent.
“Y-Yeah, whatever,” you grumbled. “Let’s just fight.”
And, as fate would have it, you tied again.
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After the fifth tie, the two of you sat on the ground, both catching your breath. You looked over at Deuce, trying to figure out when your challenges had stopped being about winning and started being about just spending time with him. Ugh, feelings! Gross!
Deuce, ever the dense one, blinked over at you. “You keep challenging me… why?”
You hesitated for a second, heart racing, before blurting out the dumbest thing possible. “Because you’re strong!”
He raised an eyebrow, clearly unconvinced. “That’s it?”
“Y-Yeah! Totally! I mean, you’re also kind of… cool? And, uh…” You bit your lip, realizing how stupid this was starting to sound.
Deuce stared at you, his face gradually turning red as he processed what you were saying. “Wait… Do you like me?”
You froze. Oh no. You’d been caught. Your brain screamed, Run! but instead, you just blurted out, “Yes! No! I don’t know! Maybe!?”
He blinked, as if trying to figure out if this was real. “So… we’re dating now?”
You blinked back. “Uh… yeah? I guess?”
Deuce scratched his head, looking just as confused as you were. “How did that happen?”
You shrugged, throwing your hands up. “I have no idea! I was just trying to beat you, and now I guess we’re… a thing?!”
Deuce nodded slowly, still processing. “Alright then. But if we’re dating… I guess that makes us both Top Dog?”
You groaned, hiding your face in your hands. “Oh my god, that’s the lamest thing I’ve ever heard.”
But despite yourself, you were grinning like an idiot.
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vimbry · 6 months ago
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JF: you know, I was on- on twitter last night, and uh, you know occasionally when, you know, people leave... posts that are impossible to comprehend, you actually have to seek out, you know, who posted it? and the person who posted it wrote that they were: "shy AF". [audience laughter] and I still don't know what that could possibly mean. [more laughter]
JL: it's "auto-focus". it's a photography term. [laughter]
JF: it's all circling back to (JL: yes, to photography) just what we were talking about a moment ago. so, d- you uh, you just slept today. you slept, you did nothing?
JL: um, you know. I- I lay exhausted, next to my wife, and we- we had one of those conversations where you're just like, "(slurring) yeah, so uh-tha- that was weird. there we were on tour... and we were in... Sa-... Saskaphone, I think it's called?" [laughter]
JF: I, uh, I presented my wife with our very first piece of taxidermy. [laughter and cheers]
JL: yeah, how did- we discussed this earlier in the tour. you were not sure how Robin was gonna go for it?
JF: it's definitely one of those "take it or leave it" things? you know, I mean, taxidermy, come on, people. it's kind of- it's sort of a horrible idea. [laughter]
JL: yes. and yet, how endearing. (JF: yeah) and wonderful.
JF: so, I went to this, uh, antiques (junk) store, and found this very small piece of, uh... I'm not sure what actual animal it's supposed to be. it looks just like a tiger, if a tiger was this big. [laughter] and uh, we have determined that it will, uh- there's a special nook at the top of the stairs in the basement, where it will reside. [audience and JL laughter]
the big problem is that, if you get something like taxidermy, you either, like- you're either gonna lose the friends you have [laughter], or you're gonna have to move on to all new friends, who might... might be a little bit creepier than your current friends. [more laughter]
JL: right. but you could- you could taxidermy your old friends, so you still get to keep them. [loud audience laughter and applause] have all your- everything. keep it all.
JF: ... John, it's that kind of outside thinking that keeps this band fresh! [loud cheers and applause]
JL: think about it. problem solved!
JF: what's a little bit of cannibalism among friends! [laughter]
JL: (laughing) I didn't say- (quietly) I just said- (normal) I just said stuff them.
JF: (laughing) oho, I'd say- I'd say eat them! with a delicious--
JL: -- see, that's where--
JF: -- béarnaise sauce, I would say! [whooping]
JL: that's the basis of our collaboration--
JF: -- I would, I would, I would--
JL: -- I say "taxidermy", you say "eat". (JF: yes) (unintelligible). [laughter]
JF: I would say pair that with a nice white wine from the Loire Valley. [quiet laughter] ... so people, we got 2 sets! [cheering] but only- but only 1 epically long conversation at the beginning of the show. [laughter] so, we're gonna just, uh, you know roll up the uh, taxidermy chat, and say this was another episode of "inappropriate things to say in a public forum" (JL: yes). [cheering]
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patrothestupid · 1 month ago
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hi patro, me again. listen, i'm happy you're exploring a bit with your love life. really, i am!
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when you brought derek home i could see the sparks fly between you two. you gave him the most romantic dinner we could afford - corn flakes and a recycled pasta sauce jar about half full of orange juice. then we settled down to watch movies. i didn't want to be the third wheel, so i left during maybe the middle of the third vine compilation. anyways, that's not important. look. i support you. but can you maybe tone down the big BIG romantic gestures?? let's take a trip to... last night
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if you're going to spice up your one nighters can you stop using the roses from MY GARDEN. i am trying to keep this house in good condition. i try to keep this place ship shape. i try to even make it look pretty. then you come around and you PICK ALL MY FLOWERS. my ROSES. and you RIP OUT ALL THE PETALS. so you can do THIS.
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WITH MY ROSE PETALS. WITH MY FLOWERS. u don't evne water them. u fuckin sim. u SIMS 1 SIM. the HOA is going to kill us if they go out and see our dead ass garden. wit NO ROSES. what am i supposed to tell sharon. the truth? sorry my roommate needed to propose to this dragon he's known for 6 hours. this is coming up in the next meeting for sure. we're fucked bro p.s. please take the garbge out. also can you order piza for dinner thanks
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Hell yea ! my first fanfiction EPIC ty bred. Don't worry I'll cook the pizza and the trash is already out. Who is Derek ? I forgor
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rottenpumpkin13 · 8 months ago
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TW: PANIC ATTACK
hiya!! I've kind of been wondering, because Genesis can be all sorts of crazy sauce emotionally, what are some things that would cause him a panic attack, and how would he be during?
and Sephiroth/Angeal would absolutely tak care of him no matter what ♥️♥️
brought to you by my own sensory issues during a school assembly making me cry
lots and lots of love!
Genesis has a funny relationship with anxiety, because while he often feels anxious, he portrays himself as always composed and unbothered, as if nothing could break him, when that couldn't be further from the truth.
• Being perceived as anything other than strong is a source of anxiety for him. He has no problem feeling 100 eyes on him in a crowded room so long as they're admiring him. Turn those gazes analytical, laced with pity or hatred, and Genesis feels entirely naked. His heart races, he shifts in place, begins to look uncomfortable, which in turn attracts more eyes on him. The overthinking comes quickly, as do the reasons why they hate him. He has a readily available list in his mind he pulls out whenever he feels at his worst. It's the way he looks; if only he looked better. It's the medals around his neck, not enough next to Sephiroth. Sephiroth has more. Sephiroth always has more. It's his voice, he's been told it sounds annoying before. Maybe he should be speaking less. Or maybe they hate him because they see right through what he is—an insecure, lonely person who will never be enough no matter how much he tries.
• Genesis has a lot of anxiety surrounding the book(s) he always carried around. While part of the reason he has so many copies of Loveless stems from his love for the epic, he doesn't like losing things he loves. So he makes sure he always has two of the things he loves. Two of his favorite pen, two of his red coat, two of the same sunglasses....he was so glad the day Sephiroth became his friend. Now he had two best friends. That way, if one fell or flew away, he wouldn't be alone. The only thing he cannot have two of is his first and most annotated copy of Loveless he's had since he was a child. He treasures it greatly, but every time he loses it, Genesis thinks he's dying.
His fingers are numb and static beneath his leather gloves, the tears hot as they pour down his face, heart beating fast as he tries to collect his thoughts long enough to focus. His office door is shut and locked, so no one walks in on him like this, wiping his nose and hyperventilating as he pulls open drawers in hopes of seeing his book. When he sees it—nestled under a stack of documents, he collapses onto his chair, clutching the book close as he sobs. He feels ridiculous, in part because he didn't see it laying there sooner, but mostly because he lets it have control over him.
• Genesis is used to being sick, but that doesn't mean it doesn't bother him. His immune system has improved greatly, and was much worse when he was a child, but it's still significantly weaker than the others. A flu that would be a mild inconvenience to Sephiroth and Angeal leaves Genesis bedridden and severely ill. The first day of being sick is the worst for him, the moment he first realizes he'll be away from SOLDIER for days and will be talked about. He's riddled with anxiety over what they'll say.
He thinks—no, he knows that they'll compare him to Sephiroth. They'll question why Genesis is always sick, why his health is never perfect, and why it takes Genesis days to recover from an injury that would be nothing to the others. And then there's the illness itself. He never knows what's coming. Will it be serious? Will it evolve into something serious? Will he survive?
The first day of any illness is when Genesis finds himself curled into a ball on his bathroom floor, biting the color of his shirt to keep himself from hyperventilating, his vision blurred from tears, wondering why he couldn't be normal.
• There's one thing that's guaranteed to send Genesis spiralling into an immediate panic attack no matter who he's with or where he is. It's not something he can control (he's tried). Sephiroth and Angeal are talking. Genesis is in between them (he's placed himself there to guarantee that he'll have a place in their conversation). But they're not responding to him. Genesis levels with them at first. His words are bold, he likes the shock value.
His jokes aren't the kindest. He's not a negative person, but he loves to complain. They dismiss his words and roll their eyes, as if to say "There goes Genesis again." He wanted to know if they wanted to go see a screening of Loveless with him the next weekend, but they talked right over him. Genesis feels smaller and smaller as Sephiroth and Angeal, and not even shouting Loveless quotes at the top of his lungs will be enough to grab their attention. He's not sure they're doing it on purpose. So he sits there, listening to his friends laugh, acting as if he isn't there.
Genesis can't take it. The tears are spilling before he can wipe them away, so he covers his face with his hands and lets himself cry. Sephiroth and Angeal notice and stop talking immediately.
• They're quick to realize where they went wrong, and even quicker to pull Genesis in and apologize profusely, assuring him that they weren't doing it on purpose and never intend to hurt him on purpose. Angeal has Genesis wrapped in a hug that buries his head in his chest. Genesis is still crying, softer now but still clearly upset. Sephiroth joins, sandwiching Genesis as he hugs him from behind. They're both whispering apologies and soft words to him as they let him cry.
Now Genesis feels embarrassed that he's crying and being cared for, which makes him even more anxious. Still trembling, he tries to pull himself away, but they don't let him. Sephiroth holds him tighter, and Angeal starts blowing on his face to cool him off, gently brushing the hair from his eyes. Sephiroth tells him to take deep breaths and slowly count as high as he can.
Genesis gets to 69 when Angeal snorts involuntarily. This catches Genesis completely off guard. Soon all three of them are doubled over laughing.
Angeal's spontaneous humor of a fifth grader is just what Genesis needed to be distracted from what upset him in the first place.
When he's calm enough to speak, Sephiroth and Angeal make him sit down between them again. This time Angeal is rubbing soothing circles on his back, and Sephiroth is holding his hand, lightly squeezing. They want him to explain all that cause potential panic attacks so they can help him avoid them, and be there for him in the future so he won't have to suffer alone.
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twiixr4kidz · 2 years ago
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Hi again!!! S000 can I have a Scott + Evil exes taking care of u when ur sick head cannons (there like ur bf/gf) Thankies -💀🎀
yeah ofc!!
scott pilgrim + the evil exes taking care of their sick partner!!
scott pilgrim
he doesn't know what he's supposed to do tbh
like you tell him you're sick and he's like "uh..."
he suggests that you do what HE does
just get your favorite takeout, get some cold medicine, and take a nap
he doesn't mind waiting on you though
if you need something, he'll get it for you, no problem
matthew patel
he's almost overbearing but in a sweet way
he finds out that you're sick and he shows up at your door with an armful of medicine and things that will (hopefully) make you feel better
if you have a headache, he's gonna get you some tylenol and a cold cloth, if you feel like you're going to throw up he's got a bucket ready, he is literally going to do it all
he gets you a cup of hot tea and insists you drink it and get some sleep
and when you wake up, he's made you an indian dish, one of his mom's dishes, that's supposed to make you feel better
and even if it doesn't it tastes absolutely delicious and it was made with love, so you can't complain
lucas lee
he would straight up take a day off of his movies to stay home with you and nurse you back to health
he insists you don't move from your bed like at all, unless you have to use the bathroom
he literally hates being sick so he feels really bad for you
the only thing is, he doesn't really know what to do to help??
so it ends up turning into a really relaxed movie day, with him laying in bed with you and you getting him sick (oopsies)
he totally asked for it though
todd ingram
you tell him he's sick and he immediately asks what you need
similarly to everyone else, he's gonna do a lot to take care of you
but he also insists that you get just a little fresh air
he helps (pulls) you out of bed and leads (drags) you to the front door
if you're feeling okay enough, he'll take a short walk with you just to get you feeling even better
roxie richter
at first, she's like a teeniest bit hesitant because she's prone to getting sick
but when she sees you, suffering and sniffling in bed, she feels a lot of pity for you
she tells you to stay there, and she will yell at you (not seriously though) if you even try to move
but she's also going to try to keep her distance a little bit :(
she's gonna miss cuddling with you, but she has a really solid reasoning so you can't really blame her
kyle katayanagi
he doesn't really get sick, just hungover LMFAO
so at first, he thinks you got hella drunk the night before and then you have to explain to him that no, you did not get drunk at all, you woke up feeling sick
he offers you a lot of water and some painkillers and tells you to just lay there for a little while
he's probably gonna come back with mcdonalds or something
buying you fast food is his love language
ken katayanagi
"i told you that was gonna happen" he says, dramatically rolling his eyes
okay sure. he did tell you. maybe you ignored him. maybe you went outside in the cold for an event that lasted a few hours. maybe you shouldn't have done that.
he scolds you the entire time
even so, he tries to make you as comfy as he can, supplying you with whatever medicine and blankets you need
gideon graves
he's somewhat reluctant to take care of you because he doesn't want to get sick - he insists that sickness hinders his epic producer ability
he's joking (he likes being an asshole on purpose)
he only lets you eat light foods because he doesn't want you to throw up, so have fun eating just buttered toast, apple sauce, and soup
he keeps you either in bed or laying on the couch
he is very very insistent that he doesn't want you moving at all
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kitthepurplepotato · 2 years ago
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MWRMI Part 3
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Week 1 - The Art of All Might 🎨
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Summary: Y/N works on an All Might art. Midoriya becomes an art critic.
Warnings: Some swear words, mentions of blood
First Part Master List
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Midoriya wasn’t lying when he said he won’t be home too much. It has been 4 days since the pool-accident and you haven’t seen the guy at all since. Sometimes, you wake up to some rustle in the middle of the night when he gets home, or to the annoying ringing noise of his fancy ass bracelet, but that’s it. He leaves before you wake up and comes back when you’re already asleep, and sometimes, he doesn’t come home at all.
You are a little bit concerned for the hero’s general health so you decide to start preparing some food for the poor fella; there is always a new cup noodle box in the bin in the morning even though there is freshly made rice in the rice cooker. He probably just mixes some rice into his noodles and thinks that’s “good enough”.
Well, it is NOT. Mama Y/N will make sure the boy eats his vegetables before he runs away to fight the evil.
With that said, you wake up at the humble hour of 11AM and make your way to the kitchen with your sketchbook and your pencil case; you want to get a start on your commissions while the food is cooking.
You want to make something without rice today; he’s been eating rice with cup noodles for at least 4 days in a row so you decide to make a pasta dish full of veggies and some chicken salad in case he wants to snack on something when he’s in a hurry.
You went out for grocery shopping the day before; you used your own card to buy them, thank you very much; and bought a bunch of veggies and tomato sauce. You put some water on the hob to boil, you slice up your veggies for the sauce: some eggplants, paprika, tomatoes, garlic and onion; after the veggies are in the pot with the tomato sauce, you put some chickpeas in it as well for some protein.
Yes, this will do. The amount might be a bit over the top, but Midoriya is a big guy and he probably needs to eat way more than a normal person.
Oh fuck, you hope he doesn’t have any allergies.
Gluten is definitely fine as the cup noodles he ate had gluten in them, so you should stop freaking out. This is pro hero Deku you are talking about. Allergies have nothing on him. He’s too PLUS ULTRA for that shit.
After you are done with the salad; the chicken is also getting ready on the hob; you sit down on the massive table to start to sketch out your commission. It’s All Might Texas smashing a nomu into the concrete in his young age costume.
You start sketching while the food cooks, concentrating mainly on All Might right now; the background can wait until the last minute even though you already have a rough idea for it; a city next to the sea, the sea rumbling aggressively from the tremors of All Might’s smash in the background. Ahh, epic.
The food is done way before you are, so you quickly box up the most of it and continue working on your drawing. You end up drawing until late, not even realizing how dark it is outside already. This is the thing with you; once you start, it’s really hard for you to stop until you finish the rough sketch and All Might is a complicated character anyway; it’s hard to describe why but you feel like his body is somehow more detailed than anyone else’s.
You end up falling asleep on the table around 2AM; you only wake up when you hear the main door open but you are still half asleep and so-so tired, you don’t have it in you to move. There is no reason to move, really; there is food on the table for the hero to eat, the table is big enough for him to have enough space to eat even with half of your body being splayed out on it. You might have a slight back ache already from the pose you are sleeping in, but honestly… whatever.
“Ahh, silly you.” You hear a mumble really close to you, but you decide to ignore it for the sake of your beauty sleep. You can hear Deku microwaving the food you left out for him and saying thank you while sniffling aggressively. Is he crying? Fuck, he’s so precious. He’s still just a shy boy deep inside, isn’t he? You can hear him moving your sketchbook from under you; if you wouldn’t be half asleep you definitely would NOT let him do that.
“Hm.” He mumbles and stands up from his seat then sits down again; by the sound of it he’s writing something down on a piece of paper. Probably a thank you message. After a while the clink of the fork stops and you can feel Deku’s warmth around you.
Why is he so close?!
Oh… you are being carried, bride style.
Pro hero Deku, your favorite person in the world is carrying you to your fucking bed at whatever AM and he smells fresh and nice, even though he just came home from work. He probably showered before coming back.
Okay, this is a stupid fanfiction, isn’t it? What a fucking cliché thing to do, like honestly, can’t this person come up with something more creative? No kudos for this one. No kudos.
Midoriya moves the sheets out of the way and puts you down; he makes sure you are properly tugged in like a little child. You are waiting for the kiss on your forehead but it never comes; apparently the greenette realized you are indeed not a child and it would be creepy as fuck to do something like that after knowing each other for only a few days. He sighs and leaves your room; you can hear a slight rustling and the buzzing of the microwave before you pass out completely.
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The next day comes sooner than you expected it to; the sun beams into the room with full force thanks to the blinds not being closed the night prior. You take a look at your clock; it’s 8AM.
Well, at least you were able to sleep 6 hours and to be fair, you don’t do much during the day anyway, so this will do. The flat is quiet, the only sound you can hear is All Meowt doing his business in the bathroom. Not the best sound to wake up to but you’ll take it.
Speaking of All Meowt, that cat hates your guts. Every time you leave your room he scrambles into Deku’s through the little pet door; of course there is a fucking pet door on every single door. This cat is the most spoiled creature the world has ever seen.
You really hope he just needs some time to adjust to your existence in his home, otherwise it will be really hard for you to take care of his needs in the a future. You really don’t want to barge into the pro hero’s room without a permission from Midoriya, and you are also not sure if your fanatic little heart would be able to take the sight of Midoriya’s personal little room with all his beloved kick-knacks and stuff. It’s too much information. Like damn, you’ve been wondering about how his bed looks like (and feels like… Khm.) for years.
You shake your head to clear it up and make your way to the kitchen; as you move closer to your impromptu work space you find two notes and a newspaper cutout of All Might attached to your drawing.
Okay, that definitely wasn’t there when you fell asleep.
You take the All Might themed sticky tags in your hand to read them;
One says “Thank you for the food! It was awesome! You are the best! Plus Ultra!” The note ended with Pro Hero Deku’s fancy signature which you always wanted to get but never had the chance to. Midoriya probably knew that, hence why he signed it like that instead of writing his name on it. What a legend!
The other note is a bit more messy and contains feedback on your sketch.
“Too many muscles! This is golden age All Might in his Young Age costume! Not realistic! Use the attached picture for reference, it’s the best one I could find! Please take care of it and give it back when you’re done! Thank you!”
You can’t help but giggle. Deku, Number 1 hero of Japan just left All Might themed sticky notes on your silly little sketch.
“Izu-Izu, your twin is weird, but I kinda like him. Don’t be too jealous though!” You mumble to your favorite cardboard cutout who looks really happy next to Midoriya’s massive All Might one; you can see them both perfectly from the kitchen through the massive archway. They are almost holding hands.
You take the little notes into your room and put them on the side of your dresser; you really hope this isn’t a one time thing and you can fill the whole side with Midoriya’s notes and be the only person in the whole world who owns hundreds of sticky notes written by pro Hero Deku. You might even end up in the Guinness Records. That would be super cool!
… okay, let’s focus. You really need to stop fangirling over the guy you live with, it’s creepy as fudge. It may also ruin your chances to form a bond with the greenette and you might end up on the streets then. It’s time to grow up.
With that said, you make your way back to the kitchen to eat something and continue your sketch - well, thanks to Midoriya’s feedback you kinda need to start it all over again but that’s fine.
As you open the fridge door you get a little bit confused; the leftover food from yesterday is completely gone. Not like that’s a bad thing or anything, but the truth is, that food was supposed to be enough for a week. A week. How the heck is it gone already?!
Oh, there is another note on the empty shelf.
“I’m so sorry, the food was too good and I accidentally ate most of it… then I woke up thinking about it and decided to bring the rest of it to work with me…
I’m so selfish, I’m sorry! (*_ _)/\ Please order some takeaway with my card today! Also, sorry about all the notes! Midoriya”
You burst out laughing at this point, scaring poor All Meowt to death when he tries to sneak out from Midoriya’s room to nibble on his food.
Honest to God, this guy can’t be real.
Needless to say, you are NOT going to use that forbidden card you hid away in your night stand, but instead, you’ll make more home cooked food for the hero to enjoy after a hard day of work; you really love cooking, especially when your efforts are appreciated, so this whole shenanigan only makes you happy, to be honest.
You put another meal together and sit down to fix your sketch; you also have enough time to do a rough sketch of the background! And if that’s not enough of an achievement for the day, the food tastes amazing and you actually make it to bed this time, even though you kinda wanted to be taken to your bed like a motherfucking princess by the guy of your dreams (again), but you really don’t want to spoil yourself too much or use the poor, tired hero to fulfill your stupid fantasies.
As you wake up to the lovely morning sun the next day, you are already excited to get some new notes to add to your collection; and just as you expected, there is a new batch of “collectibles” attached to your drawing, but this one…
This one is fucking long.
“Texas smash makes a bigger impact! All Might wouldn’t be able to use Texas smash so close to the sea, the vibrations would cause an earthquake which would cause a tsunami. It’s really dangerous, Y/N!!! Texas smash can also change the weather! Keep that in mind!”
“… well, shit. So basically, my whole idea is trash, thank you very much, Midoriya Izuku.” You sigh into the distance, talking to no one in particular and click your mechanical pencil to the table to ground yourself.
How can you use your idea but be realistic without changing the whole thing up?
Oh, right! 💡
Instead of one picture you decide to make a comic out of this; the main picture stays the same and can be used as a poster but you’ll add a comic strip as an extra, where All Might mumbles “fuck” in an American accent while the massive waves devour the area around him.
Yeah, that will do.
This is how the first week of living with pro Hero Deku goes. You draw, he comments, you fix your shit just so he can find another flaw the next day. When you don’t get a nasty comment on the base, you move on to the colors, naively thinking that nothing can go wrong from here because you are literally staring at a picture of All Might while doing the shading, but apparently you used the wrong shade of yellow on All Might’s hair; shit you not, All Might’s hair had a light shine to it when he was Young, which means that using a darker shade of yellow with a muted, lighter one isn’t “realistic” because you need to use a light pastel yellow for highlights to get the right shade.
You MIGHT HAVE put a bit too much chilli into the chili con carne that day as a silent and respectful “fuck you.”
On the last day before his first day off, you finally finish your masterpiece; you might have been a little bit annoyed with him for all the feedback but honestly, this is your best work yet, so eventually, all the nagging has payed off.
As per usual, you leave the art out on the table, opposite of his freshly made dinner. (Which you safely hid under a massive food cover, because All Meowt is a fucking menace…) You are just about to go to the bathroom to clean yourself up before bed when the main door opens with a loud bang; and by loud bang, you mean “was that a fucking earthquake” kinda bang. You are ready to defend yourself from the intruder with the fucking mop you grabbed with your shaky little hands (it’s 3AM and you are fucking tired, okay?!), when a green fluff of hair comes into your view. Deku stands by the door for a few seconds, takes a deep breath and slides down the door to sit on the floor, leaving a lovely trail of blood on the poor thing, making the hallway look like a murder scene in the process.
“Fuck.” He screams silently to not wake you up; you didn’t think silently screaming is an actual thing but apparently it is; then takes a deep breath to calm down. This guy can’t even swear without looking cute, what the fuck.
“So, am I supposed to scream and call the hospital, or is this an every day thing? I’m not sure how to react, to be honest.” You deadpan, absolutely confused. Midoriya looks up at you then laughs, his smile reaching his eyes in the most adorable way. This guy will be the death of you, bloody or not.
“Sorry, I usually shower before I come back but I was on the field for 9 days, I just couldn’t keep it up anymore. I just wanted to to be home.” That last sentence broke your heart. This poor guy went back into his office to use the shower every single day just for you. He’s such a precious guy.
“You are allowed to come home dirty.” With a random burst of confidence, you sit down next to the injured hero. He looks at you with teary eyes but he still gives you a cheeky smile, clearly appreciating your efforts to make him feel less awkward about the situation. “Midoriya, this is your safe place. Use it. I won’t run away because of some blood.” To make your statement even more credible, you stroke his blood soaked hair gently and his eyes widen at the sudden affection, but he doesn’t move away from it. His eyes fill with more tears, slowly trailing down on his freckled face as he hides his face in your chest in embarrassment; he doesn’t say anything, he just stays there and trembles from the exhaustion and the pent up stress. You try to calm down your racing heart, slowly stroking the hero’s back too soothe him and he melts completely into you; in only a few minutes the trembling stops and his breath evens out to a normal level.
“Y/N?” He mutters into your chest and you can’t believe this whole situation right now. This is way too personal, way too intimate, way too… domestic. The worst part is that it feels so normal; it feels like he belongs here, like he was made to be cuddled by you in the middle of the hallway at 3AM. It just feels… right.
“Hm?” You answer in a whisper; you don’t want to ruin the peaceful atmosphere around you.
“Let’s buy some plants tomorrow. And a bench. And stuff… for the garden.” He mumbles, half asleep. “I want to go shopping. Yeah. I want it.” He murmurs, saying the word ‘want’ like it’s something he’s never done before in his life.
“We CAN do that. We can do anything you want. But if you don’t mind me asking; go have a shower. Please.” You giggle, your hands playing with his curls absentmindedly. He chooses this moment to look up from your chest, right into your eyes; you can’t help the blush spreading on your face from the closeness. By the look of it, Midoriya is not affected by it at all; he just smiles gratefully and goes to his room while your heart does a weird backflip in your chest.
“Can you heat up the food?” He shouts from his room, and that’s when you decide to talk back a bit just to keep the guy in check.
“I ain’t your servant, cheeky young man!” You try your best to sound offended but your laugh betrays you. Midoriya pops his head out of the door, half naked with a mischievous smile on his lips; your heart will definitely give out one day if he keeps doing shit like that.
“Please?” He looks at you with his biggest puppy eyes, his smile not fading for a single second.
Fuck, he could probably ask you to bring the sun over for him and you would happily burn to death while doing so.
“Fuck’s sake, Izu-Izu!” You whine and Midoriya bursts out laughing; it takes you a few seconds to realize what’s so funny, but when you do, your soul leaves your body for a second.
“Did you just call me by your husband’s name? I’m breaking up with you.” Midoriya does a perfect job in acting like a jealous mistress, and while you can’t help but laugh, you are dead inside.
You just called Pro Hero Deku by a pet name; a pet name that belongs to your cardboard cutout of him. And he remembers. Of course, he fucking remembers. Who would be able to forget that awkward conversation?
Ahh, you want to leave the Earth and start a new life on Mars. The language barrier might come in handy; you can’t ruin your life by blabbing bullshit if they can’t understand you, right? Even though, knowing your luck you might be able to ruin everything just with your pure existence.
You really hope the Earth swallows you by the morning. Or like… now.
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You: I called Midoriya Izu-Izu.
Jirou: I’m not disappointed.
You: I hope you choke on a guitar pick.
Jirou: Rude.
… Next chapter!
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sauriansolutions · 1 year ago
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I have many stupid Floyd headcanons/scenarios, but this is my current, unbelievably stupid favorite.
The tweels are both big eaters, right? However, Jade seems to somehow always eat more. Are their appetites different? Or, maybe Jade is more focused while eating?
In truth, Floyd never manages to eat as much as his brother--in fact, he probably barely ever manages to finish his meals--because he's too busy playing with his food.
Imagine the octotrio in the cafeteria.
Azul is trying to very slowly chew and *savor* every bite of... whatever gross health food he's currently pretending to enjoy.
Jade is smiling serenely while industrially plowing his way through his seventh or eighth serving of spaghetti with mushroom sauce, a stack of empty bowls piling up in front of him.
Floyd? Floyd just can't eat normally. Floyd has to balance ever single French fry on his nose before he eats it. Floyd has to use his fork as a slingshot to launch individual meatballs in the air, and attempt to catch them in his mouth, (missing about 1/3rd of the time, to the annoyance of his fellow diners).
Floyd needs to construct an accurate diorama of the Night Raven College campus out of hamburg steak and mashed potatoes on his lunch tray before eating. With broccoli and asparagus for trees, alfalfa sprouts for grass, and savory broth for the rivers and ocean.
The bell has long since rung at this point. The cafeteria is basically empty at this point. Azul and Jade know, by now, the futility of interrupting Floyd's artistic vision.
It's just Floyd, putting the finishing touches on the NRC castle, made out of breadsticks. Epel is also there helping carve carrot sticks into the likeness of the Main Street statues. Cater is livestreaming this to magicam for posterity, and Sebek is in the background with one trembling hand pointing a finger, his mouth hanging open in awe, as he watches this all unfold.
Eventually, Crowley barges in, attempting to get mad about these shenanigans. But then he ends up crying over his precious students' display of creativity and school spirit. Crowley ends up trying to build a little wall around the diorama to preserve it until RSA visits for some inter-school function next week, so he can rub Ambrose's nose in it (maybe literally?)
The ghost chefs beg him not to, claiming this is an absolute violation of the Sages Island health code, to no avail.
Meanwhile Floyd shows up 45 minutes late for class, seeming very happy. Asking in a whisper, does Shrimpy have any tasty snacks they feel like sharing today?
Yuu (a gremlin): Uhh sure! I have these dinosaur nuggets I shoved in my pocket yesterday!
Floyd: Shrimpy. What in Twisted Wonderland are dinosaur nuggets?
Trein's class ends up getting hijacked as Yuu excitedly explains Earth prehistory, and Floyd convinces everybody to shove all the desks together and build an epic Triassic diorama out of stale dinosaur nuggets and random school supplies.
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3dogbones · 7 months ago
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Awesome sauce anon once again
Wanted to show up just to the response to the recent post to say YEAH it also frustrates me when Epic is included as Cross' friend and ONLY as Cross' friend. I enjoy art/interaction of these two but when it's the only thing I see... uh
In response to Epic's angst. Daw man he needs a hug and emotional support :( /gen
Interaction between Epic and Cross are GREAT. They are silly together and have a great dynamic, reminds me of me and my buds tbh!
BUT WHEN YOU TAKE A FULLY FLESHED OUT CHARACTER AND IGNORE EVERYTHING about them to ONLY MAKE THAT CHARACTER ONLY “JUST A SILLY FREIND”…
that is unradical my broseph.
And speaking about Cross and Epic’s friendship: THERE IS SO MUCH MISSED POTENTIAL HERE. What about Cross not remembering Epic? What about Cross trying to get Epic to open up to him, or even vice versa? Them working through parental trauma together? Epic trying to help Cross when it comes to the bad sanses? Like, literally anything angsty when it comes between these two already tragic characters?
And it’s not like Cross is Epic’s only friend. Why don’t people draw THE EPIC SANSES more often? They were big in Yugo’s old comics and were the trio of Epic, Delta, and Color. Guess I’m a bit of a hypocrite about this but i’lll draw the trio soon, I swear!
But even then, epic is his own guy. He has angst and shouldn’t just be limited in fanart to hanging out with one character and then woah, that’s it, that’s all you ever see of him!
The bruh is NOT just a MEMELORD. He has backstory, I swear, it’s good also! I’m pretty sure part of the whole reason yugo dislikes Epic is because most fans just see him as just a joke. And that breaks my heart. *undertale death sound lmao*
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Op also yeah you get a drawing of hugging epic. Anything for mah fave anon =D
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phen397 · 2 months ago
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Sonic adventure 2 but told through notes I took while playing part2 electric Boogaloo
OK here we go again
Tails in the Chao garden is too cute
Love the way his tails sway and flop on the ground
Feed the children all the tubes
Only one though
He will be the most drugged up Chao at the races
OK
Time to leave
Sonic in jail
Amy from the sky
Have no fear Amy rose is here
How did she get that key card
"That black hedgehog"? Amy please come see me after class
Marry me if I tell?
Did sonic write the stuff in the walls
Nah he too dumb for all that math
Who built these ramps and loops in the middle of the ocean?
Guess gun did since their name is on everything
Thanks omachao I didn't know how to do a homing attack
Cuccked by a bot phasing put of existence
Can I just not hit ghost bot?
No omachao I haven't tried using the light dash I don't even have that yet
Oh hey light dash shoes
Go fast on rings
Lots of peacocks in this level
The seal is so cute look at him
Rocket time
Bigger rocket
I gotta ride it!?
Oh snap
To space baby
Oh God he jumped
Where did this stuff come from
Snowboard down tube to goal
Sonic seems to like taking panels off of gun's stuff
I am sure they aren't important
New gate in Chao space
The kindergarten
I am going to go get apple sauce and have a nap
Oh it seems to be empty
Little drawings of chaos on the walls
Wonder if these where drawn by fans
Chao bulletin board
What browser?
Different doors for things
Can't do anything cause I didn't bring a Chao
I am a teen just wandering around a kindergarten
Not weird at all
Let me talk to the principal
Lots to say
Now how do I get my Chao here?
Poor all the animals and tubes into one Chao
What could go wrong?
Maybe if I pick up a Chao and leave I can take him to the kindergarten
Nope
Next level time
In the forest
So far so good
Hi shadow I mean faker
Not even good enough to be my fake
"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS" damn sonic let the man finish
Time to fight shadow
Did he just say he is the coolest?
Shit I fell
Wait for him to land after his attack then hit him
Do you even know who I am
Green forest
Yes
Yes it is
Close your mouth shadow please
Island gonna blow up
Soundtrack picking up for this epic race against death
Oh yea Amy and tails are here too I guess
8 minutes till boom
Epic vine swings
Love my naturally growing springs
Level done
More tubes for the child
Let's see how the child has grown
Race time
Mushroom forest this time round
Look at my child go
Not dead last so doing good
Ha some tripped
Cheer em on
3rd place thanks to a trip right at the end
Try again?!
So I need to win huh?
Fine I will be back
Island blowing up cutscene
Plane flies away
Pumpkin hill
Getting jiggy with it
Place feels haunted
Knuckles time
Shovel claws
I can dig now
I can dig up Graves
Ghosts not happy
This place feels familiar
How train why train?
Found all 3
Eggman psa
Creepy child
Eggman empire
Egg face in space
The ark
Laser beam
NOT THE MOON
24 hours
Gang saw it all
How did he get all that energy
Chaos emerald
Talis has one just cause
I am sure you saying something important tails but I can't hear you over the sound of your theme song blasting my eardrums out
Oh shoot the popo
Yes Amy you are an accomplis now
No backing out now
Ah yes mission Street
Right next to objective lane
If you hit side quest ally you went to far
Tails level
Gonna get so many tubes
Boosters
Fly high?
More like hover mid
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Thanks tails
More tubes for the child
All for now But next time I don't know maybe the child attends class or smth idfk
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