#epic!tiresias

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Tiresias: ... But its no longer... you... Odysseus: Hey... yeah that probably is super poetic and all but. How about you actually just tell me what happens. You have no reason to not tell me, you're already dead. Tiresias: ... You know you are a buzz kill you know that? Odysseus: I really dont care. Tiresias: Fine. You are going to run into syrens that will pretend to be your wife. You will face Scylla and sacrifice 6 guys, your crew will get pissed and betray you. Then they will go to the sun gods island and kill the cows of Helios causing Zeus to show up and make you choose who to spare. You sacrifice your crew. You then end up stuck on Calypso's island for 8 years where you almost kill yourself from guilt. Then you get freed, deal with Charybdis, and encounter Poseidon again who then nearly kills you. You take your final breath proverbially thus transforming into a heartless monster and then proceed to stab poseidon repeatedly until he calls off the storm. After which you end up at Ithaca and violently murder all the suitors that wanted to kill your son and r*** your wife. Then you see her again. Odysseus: (Processing) Oh my gods... Tiresias: Yea not as fun knowing is it? Odysseus: So is there a way I can... avoid the part about losing my crew and being stranded? Tiresias: Bitch, we are in a greek myth being retold as a musical by a guy named Jorge, you really think you are going to get off that easy?! Odysseus: Wait what?!

[sysiheart]

Ok but the siren was more helpful than Tiresias and girly was trying to eat the dudes

[wopmia]

No Longer You waltzing animatic, this wasn't supposed to be a serious thing but oh well

[sodapanque]

They're just theater kids with one (many) cameras  🫂✨

The Underwold Saga. Parte 1

[walfah]

“You made it,Captain.”

[murasaki-cha]

*a few months after The Ithica Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

[nothing-impt]

Sacred animal appreciation :)

[raviary]

could not resist a quick redraw of this moment from the livestream

[too-much-flynnolium]

LETS GOOOO WERE HEADING TO ITHACA FOR THIS ONE‼️‼️‼️‼️ IM SO EXCITED IM GONNA CRY

[mentallyunstable-s]

AHH DRAWING THE CAST AS THERE CHARACTERS 🫶

[nyssasatelier]

Just two dudes chilling in the underworld...stalking ppl

Greet the world with open arms? More like Open fist season, Greet these hands bro

[jugganautism]

i keep forgetting to post here mb yall

[dragons-and-cake123]

If you can’t handle me at my:

You don’t deserve me at my:

[a-very-sparkly-nerd]

Zeus: "If you don't end him now, you'll have no one left to save."

Athena: "Finish it."

Aeolus: "The end always justifies the means."

Poseidon: "Ruthlessness is mercy."

Hermes: "You can be hurt or you can beat her. ... I'll help you conquer her."

Tiresias: "I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you."

Hestia, probably:

[sodapanque]

The Underwold Saga. Parte 3

Tiresias: "Sisi, te va a pasar tragedia tras otra, pero mira que bonito vals me sé." ✨

[bobsayshallo]

I want the Epic: The musical community to know that the prophet in the underworld is called Tiresias and that he was changed into a woman for seven years by Hera, became a priestes for her, and got married and had childeren. He was able to answer Hera and Zeus when they argued about if men or women enjoyed sex more (it was women btw!)

LET THE CREEPY BLIND PRIEST WHO DRINKS BLOOD AND SPEAKS OMINOUS OMENS BE GNC!!!!!