#eoh

[yoyosbazaarsadventure]

hey excuse me while i 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[silvermoon424]

Jonathan canonically has the largest Joestar cake (meanwhile Jotaro needs 2 belts to hold up his pants bc he has no ass lmao)

[livrari]

Talvez meu destino seja sentir

[donotbelasagne]

Behold; the only picture I took of Reece tonight!

[teatimeatthemothmuseum]

Center of the universe

[kirby-dot-exe]

Godzilla is neither male nor female. Godzilla is a force of nature.

~ evolution of horror podcast, paraphrased

[lemmetreatya]

absolutely hate that jotaro’s fashion in pt.6 makes sense because look at his canon alt outfits from pt.3??? tassles??? wtf is that tshirt???? and the mf sags ON PURPOSE????? i can never REST with this man istg

[benx101cool]

I never want to see the words Jojolity ever again for a long time. I'd argue the online achievements were only slightly harder to get because of the wait between matches, but the jojolity achievements were annoying just because you can't see how many you have unlocked.

It's a pretty platinum achievement though.

[the-earth-priestess]

in honour of "vampire" trending, check out my fic for my friend's ocverse! it's like if twilight was good.

[caffeinated-chaos-bean]

The now gathered Joestars looked around themselves, their surroundings having changed as they now stood within a realm unfamiliar. Jotaro clenched his fists, albeit keeping them hidden in his pockets. "This aura... it can't be- Ah!"

His attention was diverted by the sound of footsteps coming closer, a menacing aura enveloping the space they were now gathered within. "The Holy Corpse repels all evil. However, at the same time! It also seeks its other parts. The parts you wield... They reacted to the spine I possess, and drew you into this main world..."

"Yare yare, daze..." Jotaro let a sigh slip through. "I didn't want to believe it, but there's no doubting what I'm seeing now... Dio!!"

Johnny gritted his teeth. "If I defeat him, Gyro will come back!" He thought to himself before having Slow Dancer rear back and charge at the vampiric man. "Tusk Act 4!!" With that, he aimed and fired.

"So that's the energy that put Valentine in checkmate..." Dio observed, summoning his own stand to block the attack outright before charging at the man with a smirk.

"Gold Experience Requiem!!" Giorno burst forth, summoning the evolved form of his stand to attack. "You'll never reach reality!!" Though this attack would normally be undeflected, Giorno's eyes widened when he saw his stand's own fist be repelled by the man.

"Star Platinum!!" Jotaro then charged forth, his own stand appearing beside him as it landed a blow directly into the side of Dio's skull.

The vampire only laughed, momentarily getting a kick out of the sheer audacity that these mortals had before using The World to send them flying with a whirl of muda-mudas.

Speedwagon stood astonish. "Waahhh! Jotaro! Everybody!! They've all been beaten!!"

"What... What happened?" Giorno questioned, "Why didn't Requiem work!?"

Johnny sat meekly, his horse downed. "He took a direct hit from Tusk Act 4! Why didn't anything happen!?"

"I know I felt Star Platinum smash his skull in..." Jotaro stated, glaring at his enemy. "This power is something completely different from vampiric regeneration or The World's ability to stop time..."

"I was told that the Joestars had defeated me here, in this main world..." Dio stated with a smirk. "But if those Stands are all you've got, I don't see how!!"

Suddenly a low, female chuckle could be heard as a woman floated down beside the man, her appearance mirroring his own. "That is because they don't know of the Ascension, my darling~"

"Ohoho...~" Dio chuckled, leaning in as the woman pet at his cheek. "That is quite true now, isn't it?"

Giorno's eyes widened. "M-Mother?!"

The woman turned her gaze to the boy, her smirk alluding to something dark. "Perhaps, but not from this world. It pains me to know you've sided with such a team, GioGio." Her voice was coy, with a sinister playfulness to it.

A pulsating noise errupted within the void in which everyone stood. Those holding a piece of the Holy Corpse looked down, realizing that the sensation was coming from each and every one of them. They all watched in awe as they began to float, making their way over to Dio who was now holding his own Corpse Part high into the air.

"The Corpse Parts gravitate towards one another!!" He rejoiced. "The parts you gathered pulled the spine to you along with I, Dio!! And now, it is the spine's turn to pull all your Corpse Parts to me!!"

As the many parts converged into one another, an even darker aura emerged. Both Dio and Adelaide both grinned, with her beloved cackling in response.

"Uwaaah~" Adelaide cooed. "Oh my, Joestars~!! You have aboslutely no idea how WONDERFUL this feels~!!!"

Dio let out a final cackled beside her. "Now, bow down before our reality!!!" As the words left his lips, a blackened mist seeped from both him and his queen.

"This is bad!!" Josuk8 stated. "We can't let that mist touch us!!"

Suddenly, a look of confusion came across Dio's face. "Hm...? I'm one part short?"

Jotaro stood, pulling the last corpse part from inside his coat. As the teen stared down at it, he and the rest of his group vanished.

"Tch..." Dio huffed. "Of course... Jotaro Kujo... It seems I must defeat him in this world, as well..."

Adelaide rested her cheek against the vampire's shoulder, her halo glowing softly. "Mn... you've done it once before, my love. Surely you can do it again. I will assist in any way that I can."

The vampire smirked, though he never took his eyes from where the Joestars once stood. "Hmph... it could be dangerous, my little rose."

"Danger?" Adelaide piped up, grinning. "I laugh in the face of danger. Ha-ha, ha-ha!"

Dio huffed in amusement. "Enyaba." He waited momentarily as the old hag appeared. "Summon my pawns. The Corpse Parts gravitate towards one another... Give them the Holy Corpse parts and have them chase after Jotaro and the others."

"As you command." With that, the hag disappeared once more.

Addelaide ran her finger along Dio's bicep. "The Corpse Part that Jotaro has must be the Joestars' last hope..."

Dio grimaced. "I'll rip that hope from them and plunge them into the depths of despair... Then at last, I will erase them from this main world!! With my Stand: The World Over Heaven... hmhm."

Addie Over Heaven (c) Myself

Dio Over Heaven (c) 斜道

Skydome (c) witchfrogh

Script from JJBA: Eyes of Heaven gameplay, altered to include Addie.

[emmi-kat]

Thinking once again how in National Treasure: Edge of History, Joe Biden was canonically the president in the beginning of the series, and by the end he was not.

[rabid-utmv]

ao3 you're fucking killing me let me update my fic

[livrari]

Primeiro, você quer que o tempo passe. Passado algum tempo, você só quer ter mais tempo. Passado ainda algum tempo, você entende, finalmente, que o tempo é uma mentira.

[ffviibrainrot]

[Era of Heroes]

(EoH is short for Era of Heroes and this is how the Links meet AU of mine is called)

Were drawing half of my boys, have to do the other 6. I tried out some poses for them, to improve intro drawing poses more (I am not real good at it, that’s why I write this AU instead of drawing a comic of it). So if the proportions looks really delululu, probably that’s the reason (besides to be fair I don’t know so much about human anatomy so shame on me as much as you want)

Btw the order is from youngest to oldest. And I am crap at heights (to be honest Time/Ocarina is almost 2 meter tall 💀) Here are the doodles ye.

Also I recently were thinking about to kill one of to the Links important person of their life for angst off. (Not gonna say more hehe.)

[mishinyas]

atom bomb, atta boy

wyatt belongs to @entity-of-faith

[z-paladin]

Sumire and Emporio could have been buddies in eoh if Ikuro wasn't stuck in ASB Jail.

It'd be so easy too to get hin in there.

Their intro to the plot would be Ikuro and Sumire on the run from a controlled Stroheim, who they assume is another Doress cyborg. Sumire leads them to the Joestar Squad because she has a vision they can help them. Everyone is pretty on board with helping but Giorno is Sus of them because Ikuro distinctly feels like 2 life-signs and not to mention whatever the hell Netsuo the Rathing is. Eventually Ikuro is pushed to fight and Baoh is revealed, making Joseph have An Episode and Giorno to nod like a worm Doing That makes any sense.

Both Sumire and Ikuro just assume stands are Physic Stuff and Sumire can only kinda tell where they are but Ikuro is flying blind as hell.