#enjo ass

[motions1ckn3ss]

tiktok comments: the gifts that keep on giving

[hater-era]

“he was antinous, wild.

you would have said, seeing the thoughtful reflection of his eye, that he had already, in some preceding existence, been through the revolutionary apocalypse.” WHAT IF I SAID I LOVE TJIS QUOTE

EIGHT STARS (APOLLO'S CONSTELLATION, THE CRATER) FOR EIGHT SHOTS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS

(seeing colour on here besides burgundy must be such a fright) (....don't get used to it)

Speed paint for those interested :)

drawn for barricade day 2024!

[mellybabbles]

May I ask for the one and only Killer Sans?

"We're gonna have a great time~"

So I totally decided "why not animate it rq" real quick was a lie, this took hours and it was totally fuckin worth it @swiftmitsu he's at your door bro, let him in (don't rip off the door on accident-)

Killer belongs to Rahafwabas Please do not repost my animations

[leascno]

no context but this is where i’ve been at this week

[the-lark-not-the-dove]

🍸👍 grantaire approved post👍🍷

[maggie44paint]

enjo ass and granola bar

[moonstruckme]

Hi! Could I request a plus size!reader with James? Maybe where she gets upset because she can’t wear his clothes and she can’t do cute little girlfriend things like him picking her up and stuff like that?

Thanks for requesting babe!

cw: size insecurity

modern au ig because new girl

James Potter x plus size!reader ♡ 956 words

“I’m kind of thinking of jumping back to season four,” you call towards the bedroom. “Jess is about to leave for jury duty, and I don’t like those episodes as much.” 

“Pretty sure you’ve got them all memorized anyway,” James says back. “Why don’t we just watch Friends instead?” 

Your mouth twists even though he can’t see it, but luckily, the feeling behind the expression carries in your voice anyway. “Because it’s not as good.” 

“Okay.” James rolls his eyes lightly as he emerges from your bedroom, now clad in pajamas to match you. “We can do New Girl again, but I need my pillow, please.” 

You sigh heavily, feigning reluctance as you uncurl your legs from underneath you and prop your feet on the coffee table. James hurries over, sprawling out on the couch and settling his head on the cushion of your thighs. He’s due for a haircut. His thick curls spread out around him like the sun’s rays. He smiles up at you, dopey, and you tamp down a grin as you start the episode. 

Not ten minutes in, there’s a flashback about when one character was in college. Bigger, dorkier, romantically inept. It’s played for a laugh. You glance down at James. He’s wormed a hand under your leg and is kneading the fat there like putty. It’s an absentminded gesture, nothing critical about it, but you wonder if he’s correlating you with the actor on screen, bumbling and the butt of the joke in his fatsuit. 

You comb a hand through James’ hair, and he looks up, catches you watching him. He’s never been one to mind being observed. He shoots you a smile, catching your hand with his other and pressing it to his lips. 

You smile back. “Do you ever wish you had a skinny girlfriend?” you ask him. 

If he’s surprised by the abruptness of the question, he doesn’t show it. “Nope,” he answers. “Never. What would I do for a pillow?” 

You consciously keep your smile in place, fixing your eyes back on the screen. The one character is telling the story of how embarrassing it was to lose his virginity. Like sex was borderline impossible, just because he was chubby. 

You feel James’ head shift on your legs, and look down to find he’s turned towards you. “We manage just fine,” he whispers conspiratorially. 

You exhale amusedly through your nose. “Yeah? I don’t near crush you every time?” 

“It’s really cute that you think you could, lovie.” 

You roll your eyes, letting them land on the TV. “Sometimes I wish I could do more…quintessential girlfriend stuff.” You can feel James’ eyes on you, but he keeps quiet. “Like when girls steal their boyfriend’s hoodies and stuff.” 

You look down, and James’ eyebrows have lowered slightly. “You could borrow my hoodies if you wanted to,” he says. “Angel, you know I think you’re the perfect size, don’t you? Do I not tell you that enough?” 

You give him a little smile, shoulders coming up bashfully. (He does. He makes little comments all day long—how pretty you look, how he loves your thighs, how soft and warm you are when you’re cuddling, how lovely and squishable your ass is in his hands.) “It’s not you,” you say, “it’s just hard not to think about those girls who, like, drown in their boyfriends’ clothes, you know? And your stuff fits almost tight on me.” 

James looks at you considerately, nodding. You and he aren’t vastly different sizes, with James’ bulky frame and wide shoulders. You just…he treats you like you’re precious, but sometimes you wish you looked precious standing next to him, too. You wish he could pick you up with one arm or make jokes about you being tiny like a chihuahua or whatever else it is the boyfriends of petite girls do. 

“I realize this is rather selfish,” James says, “but I actually quite enjoy that I’m able to borrow your clothes from time to time.” He glances pointedly down at his shirt, which you now realize has been pilfered from your wardrobe. “And if it’s baggy clothes you’re looking for, I could always get a couple loose-fitting hoodies, wear them around and get ‘em all smelled up, and then pass them on to you.” You must look about as lovesick as you feel, because his smile returns, brown eyes sweetly knowing. “Does that sound like something you’d like?”

“Yeah,” you say, biting your lip to keep from beaming too embarrassingly. “Yes, please. Thanks, Jamie.” 

“Course.” He gives your thigh a hearty squeeze, turning his head to press a wet smooch to your skin. “You know, those other girls are missing out on things, too,” he says. “I doubt their boyfriends spend so much time lounging on them, and I know how much you love it when I make your legs fall asleep.” 

You snicker. “You’re right, I do love that.” 

James’ smile spreads wider at your response. “I know you do, lovie. All for you, of course. Also, I know it’s not a hoodie, but I have that one red jumper that’s pretty big on me. You know the one?” 

“Oh my gosh, yes!” You sit up straighter. “I totally forgot about that. Could I use it?” 

“What’s mine is yours.” 

“Thanks.” You scoot out from under him, and James sits up, upset. 

“Oi! Where do you think you’re going? I was comfy!” 

“To change,” you call back from halfway down the hall. 

“Never change, angel!” You roll your eyes at the stupid joke, grinning to yourself. “I love you just the way you are!” 

[mammons-lover]

Mammon: Luke, how much money do you have?

Luke: I don’t have any money on me.

Mammon: So, why are we hanging out again?

Luke: You said you wanted to learn how to bake? 🥺

Mammon: Uhhh, yeah, totally. But what if we made this a money-making opportunity?!

Luke: How?

Mammon: Duh, we sell the goods!

Luke: I guess, but we should hand them out to people who are hungry too.

Mammon: Okay... 😒

——————————————————————————

Homeless Person: Hello there, please, I have no money but I’m so hungry.

Luke: Here you go, enjo—

Mammon: Nah man, nothing for free.

Luke: Mammon, you said—

Mammon: Listen, Luke, this guy could be pretending to be homeless for some free food.

Luke: He’s clearly not!

Mammon: Listen here brokey, get yo money up aight then you can get some goods.

Homeless person: But sir, I haven’t eaten in weeks...

Luke: MAMMON, GIVE HIM THE FOOD RIGHT NOW!

Mammon: LUKE, YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT MAKING MONEY. NOTHING COMES FOR FREE!!

Luke: HE NEEDS IT! I'M GONNA CALL SIMEON!!

Mammon: Fine, fine! Here’s your food, hope you enjoy.

Homeless person: Thank you so much... I knew I could trick YOUR STUPID ASS INTO GIVING ME FOOD! HAHAHA!! (Runs away)

Luke: Oh My Lord...

Mammon: SEE?! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

Luke (crying): I just wanted to do the right thing...

Mammon: Damn it, stop crying! Before Simeon pops out of nowhere and kicks my ass.

Luke (crying even harder): Why are people so horrible?!!

Mammon: Alright, alright, stop crying. You did a good deed, okay? Just for the wrong person.

Luke: Yeah, you’re right. I was trying to be nice...

Mammon (in a soft tone): Exactly. But, Luke...

Luke (wiping his tears): Yeah?

Mammon: You gotta pay up for that money we just lost, bud.

Luke: I’M CALLING LUCIFER AND SIMEON!!

Mammon: NOOO!!

(I have so much funny writing these omg)

[theshadowrealmitself]

About my last ask

Got two lads I want to know about

"who hasn’t realized yet that their Vulcan coworker is an alien, and keeps summing up their behavior as them being autistic like the oc or it being a religious thing as their coworker is clearly religious (they assume the Teachings of Surak is a religion) "

Because honestly this is my favourite thing ever. Also my brain is so stuck on *oh yeah, vulcans do just look like goth humans don't they?*

And also "Mostly just because I want Vulcans to come into contact with a knitted Sehlat and stop functioning for a second, I don’t want to look at everyone through a human lens but I still think coming across a small plushie that resembles your pet growing up is a universal want "

Because mmm funky ass interactions of "I made this for you?" "What? H o w???"

Idk if I'm explaining my thoughts correctly but my autism has latched onto your ocs

(Real quick, none of my oc’s are named because I’m terrible at naming 😭)

Unfortunately I don’t have too much for the first one, the main thing was just misunderstandings of them like, offering chocolate to their coworker and when they reject it, they assume it’s either a religious thing or they’re allergic to chocolate, so they take great care to not offer it again to not make them uncomfortable (especially if they want chocolate but aren’t allowed to, wouldn’t be nice of them to dangle a treat like that in front of them knowing they can’t accept it)

Their Vulcan coworker just thinks they’re the most accepting Human they’ve ever worked with:

very courteous of their personal space and eating requirements, tries to communicate with them on the same level (mirroring them), i.e., trying to avoid words that imply emotions, they don’t ever make them feel unwanted or like an outsider, but they also don’t ignore that they’re a Vulcan, they’re always inquiring about Surak and acknowledging the differences in how they view things since they’re from a different species (their coworker is actually just acknowledging how coming from different time periods and religions causes them to view things differently)

I got stuck on what would happen after awhile, I was thinking that maybe their other coworkers figure out what’s happening first based on how the Human coworker has phrased some stuff about their Vulcan coworker or Vulcans in general, but I couldn’t think of how I’d want the reveal to go down (other than the Human bouncing back immediately because I can’t stand the thought of the Vulcan coworker having to deal with the fact that the Human actually is freaked out by them being different species or anything like that) so this little au/story/thing is on the back burner for now

And for the second one, oh my god I haven’t thought about those ocs in awhile, they’re connected to a type of ocs I was making for awhile that included “Humans making videos that Vulcans watch for entertainment”:

So the premise was that this Human wakes up in the future (I forget the buildup, really need to write stuff down more often), and they’re trying to adjust to the fact that since the world is post-scarcity they can actually follow their interests, but also since the world has changed so much, they don’t even know how to enter their world of interests anymore (if that makes sense?)

While trying to acclimate to everything, they look into their hobbies to see how much has changed, and find out that knitting (both fortunately and unfortunately) hasn’t changed that much, like there’s way more patterns for Human stuff, i.e., more realistic patterns for earth animals, but patterns for non-Terran stuff? Nonexistent.

The Human starts filling this niche, coming up with patterns for them, and then making long “how to” videos with no cuts (they have no idea how to edit videos, so all their videos are real time how they made the item), and then they post it where it doesn’t really get a lot of Human views, but it starts gathering the attention of other species’ who all start to really enjoy learning this Human hobby

Because the videos are so long, the audio is the Human talking about customs and stuff surrounding knitting (like baby blankets for baby showers, making scarves for crushes in media, the “boyfriend curse”, etc), which leads to other Human customs, and gives everyone who watches it a new view of Humans, while the Human gets an appreciation for these other species that other Humans don’t normally get, as their first introduction to these species is searching up customs and stuff that other Humans don’t even think about as they try to see if there’s anything similar to Human knitting customs

(Like do other species ever gift handmade blankets to each other? if they did what’s everything surrounding them? like do different patterns and different colors have different meanings? can any of these blankets be recreated with knitting? etc)

I’m so upset that I forgot what the setup was with the Vulcan in this scenario, the main things I remember was them seeing the stuffed sehlat for the first time and just freezing, and the other thing was them knowing the Human before ever knowing that they knit and getting a crush on them through the videos after seeing how focused and competent they were while knitting

(I love Vulcans falling for wacky or whatever types of Humans, but I also like them first logically getting a crush on Humans after seeing them serious or competent in a way they never really thought of Humans being like, and then the crush getting worse after seeing them be silly and they don’t understand it)

Edit: I have another oc set that’s similar to this (like I said I have a lot of Human ocs that follow this outline) except: they specifically make miniature realistic figurines, they’re academic rivals with the Vulcan (huge misunderstanding, neutralness sometimes sounds like being an asshole especially when the other person has been having a terrible day and doesn’t know anything about Vulcans and them being neutral, but the misunderstanding eventually led to both of them considering the other one a rival)

And one of their rivalries is over getting this specific study room, the Vulcan thinks it’s the most logical place to study, and the Human uses the room to make their figurine videos and hates the idea of switching to a different room when they’ve become accustomed to this one, so the two keep trying to arrive earlier and earlier than the other one to claim it, even going to the lengths of underhanded methods (the Vulcan swears they didn’t mess with the coding on the door to not let the Human in when they got the key first that one time, but they totally did)

Eventually a professor steps in and forces them to share the study room, which leads to the Vulcan’s new fascination with these tiny figurines and then a fascination with the one who makes them (although tbh that fascination was already building while they were fighting over who gets the room first, the Vulcan just doesn’t want to admit to ever having a crush on such a hot headed Human)

[motions1ckn3ss]

girl who tf is cuferaque

[hyperfixationstation1]

Enjo ass definitely should’ve been at the club

[afraid-of-squadra]

May I please ask for poly la squadra headcanons (Sorlato included) with my Tira please

https://www.tumblr.com/crazyyanderefangirlfan/708253472236142592/tira-columbina

Also Hi I’m new

Hello!

This is a great amount of info to analyze, so I hope you forgive me if there’re any inconsistencies.

She is probably the closest with Risotto, Formaggio and Prosciutto. Risotto appreciates her softer side paired with professionalism. Prosciutto can discuss how to better other members’ skills and general well-being with her, coordinating their methods. Formaggio likes to mess with her, as he does with everybody else, but at least she’s actually fun.

Risotto is a very busy man that takes no nonsense from anybody. However, he is a little more relaxed in her company – her Stand is very strong, so at least he doesn’t have to worry THAT much about something happening to her.

Ghiaccio is always riled up, and the dolls do get on his nerves every time he sees them in the “wrong” place. He starts screaming immediately, the noise gathering others, and doesn’t stop until Risotto tells him to shut up or Melone manages to calm him down. The worst thing Tira can do is actually argue with him. He will apologize after an hour or so, of course, but for the love of God, have her keep the dolls out of the shared spaces strictly. They have an image to maintain.

Melone, on the other hand, is rather pleased with the dolls. Hell, he’d play with them if Tira asked. Illuso may mock him however much he wants, but if it makes Tira happy, Melone is happy as well. He is very curious about them regardless. Who made them, how long ago, how rare they are, do they have names, does she believe they’re haunted (he’s ecstatic if they are)… He wants to know everything.

Pesci is scared of the porcelain dolls. Barbies and such are fine, but those porcelain, possibly haunted ones… Illuso, Formaggio, Sorbet and Gelato forced him to watch one too many scary movies, please keep the dolls away from this guy or he might get a stomachache from all the stress. That mammoni…

Prosciutto is probably the most fitting and most similar to her out of the bunch. He has a lot of respect and care for her, his gallantry fits compliment her feminine visage, in public they look like a movie couple, and out of that, they probably coexist just as harmoniously, a few specific kinds of situations excluded.

Illuso is an ass, we all know that. No idea how Tira even tolerates him, probably wants to strangle him to death from time to time? He does tease her less than others, though, almost as rarely as he does Prosciutto, for an obvious reason – he knows she’d fight back. If he sees her angry or upset, he hides into the mirror and stays there. However, as rare and unusual it is for him to offer anybody comfort, Tira is probably the only person who gets such treatment.

Formaggio is a sweet guy while she’s on his good side. He doesn’t mind the dolls at all, even shrinking himself to their size as a joke. If she has a dollhouse, he will happily agree to shrink them both to hang out there (who’s useless now, huh, Illuso?). But if he’s in a certain mood or if they had a fight… Well, Formaggio is one of the crueler members of the squad. He won’t start a full-blown Stand fight (by God, he knows he’d lose), but he has many other ways to get on her nerves until they either have a shouting match or she gets so upset he feels bad and immediately tries to make up for his little shit ways.

Sorbet and Gelato are very hard to tolerate unless you are them. Sorbet is mostly just…silent. He doesn’t talk to people. He may love them as much as he is able to love, but he won’t talk to people unless he has something to criticize or money to demand. Gelato is extremely clingy. When he’s not glued to Sorbet, he’s glued to Tira, either following her around like a puppy (more like a bloodthirsty war hound, but anyways) or demanding to cuddle. And if she denies him, he gets upset, then angry and then vindictive.

However much she enjoys teasing others up to smacking them jokingly, Illuso, Risotto and Prosciutto would take none of this shit. Formaggio or Gelato may laugh it off, Melone and Sorbet just ignore it, Ghiaccio grumble but otherwise just take it, poor sweet Pesci is used to it. But Illuso WILL change her alarm to Barbie Girl and hide some of her stuff in the mirror world and Prosciutto WILL scold her for such a show of disrespect. Risotto will just give her a glare and silent treatment. They take their tough guy image very seriously. Especially Prosciutto.

Her kindest gestures do raise a lot of questions to others. Most sigh and move on with their life, Illuso and Formaggio may take a couple jabs at her, but… Sorbet and Gelato are dumbfounded, not in a good way. Sorbet thinks it is unwise (what do you mean, you entertain children FOR FREE?), Gelato, being a cruel man in general, may even sabotage it all. It’s not out of malice or spite (so they assure themselves), they are just concerned that she will “grow soft”.

Risotto and Pesci are by far the most accepting of her being generally a better person than them all. They find it endearing, a reason to love her more. As long as she does everything well, this is a good quality. Formaggio, Melone and Sorbet are always trying to push her to be a bit meaner. After all, if she’s a good person, they feel inadequate. They need to bring her down to their level.

Any time there is a fight between the guys, it eventually turns into “hey, Tira, tell him he’s wrong”, as if she is their mom or something. All in all, them being mostly very competitive as well, they ARE fighting for her attention from time to time (even Pesci tries to do that, except he gets shut down very quickly).

I hope you like these!

[smoshkidtv]

I was tagged in a few posts recently regarding Bit City, and I've actually been ruminating on some thoughts for a while and decided maybe now would be a good time to post about them!

I know long text posts are really daunting and a bit annoying to see on a feed lol, so I'll post a TL;DR and put my more thorough thoughts under the cut ^^

TL;DR - Bit City has a lot of room for improvement and we can already see the cast and crew get more comfortable with the show! I'd prefer if the episode topics strayed away from pop culture references and instead focused on more general, relatable topics. There are some formats that I like more than others, but my overall enjoyment of each part of the episode is dependent the performances of the cast. Still, my main criticism is that some bits can go on for too long. Finally, I would love to see sketch-style content in Bit City, similar to SNL and Smosh the Sitcom: Live, where the cast have a loose script and storyline but are free to improv and banter amongst each other (and possibly filmed in one-take to really capture that 'live' feel). I still very much enjoy Bit City and I'm happy that the cast and crew are having so much fun making the show!

I wanna start off by saying that I actually enjoy Bit City! Yes, the bits do tend to be hit or miss for me, but I think a good chunk of my enjoyment comes from seeing how much fun the cast and crew are having when it comes to making this kind of content. Also, when the bits hit, they HIT. Like, genuinely laughing-my-ass-off kind of moments. That being said, I do think there's a lot of room for improvement, and one thing I wish was in this format.

Obviously, this show is new and trying to gain its footing. The very first ep of the show feels very different from its most current ep (Age Doesn't Matter, as of this post), and that's a good thing! For example, I initially didn't like the opening Changela banter; it felt stiff and forced. But now that they've gotten more comfortable and opened that segment a bit more, it's gotten so fun! Chanse and Angela have such a natural chemistry, and it's so nice to see it shine in a one-on-one segment like this. Kudos!

Another gripe I had with the first few eps of BC was its focus on pop culture/current trends. People (and even Smosh cast/crew) have often compared Bit City to Saturday Night Live, so I'll also be doing that throughout this analysis. SNL has the benefit of filming LIVE, so the topics they present in each episode feels very relevant to current situations. I consider myself pretty chronically online, so it wasn't necessarily a case of not being in-the-know enough for some topics, but I think tackling pop culture/current trends while being on the shoot schedule they have (filming weeks to months in advance and then only posting every two weeks) makes each ep feel outdated as soon as they're posted. Also, for people who are not so caught up with the news or pop culture, having whole episodes dedicated to those topics could potentially alienate those viewers.

I do like that each episode has a topic to cover! It definitely helps me remember what bits are from which episode (like the classic I&A interview is in the YouTube episode, etc.). More recent episodes have shifted focus from pop culture/current trends to more general and yet still relatable topics (relationship culture, straight vs. gay culture, age, etc.), and I definitely see this as an improvement! A few other friends/mutuals I talk to about BC have all said that they prefer those topics more than the earlier episodes, so I'm hoping for more of the same for future eps (I'm super excited for the musical episode!)

Getting into the format of the show, there are some things that work for me and some that don't. You'll find that I have a very similar criticism for all of them lol. So, let's tackle each portion we've seen so far!

Opening banter: I already said that I'm enjoying these segments more and more as the episodes go on. I'm sure those who enjoy seeing Chanse and Angela together are enjoying it, too. Otherwise, I understand that people may find that this segment goes on for too long and want to get into the meat of the video.

Interviews/Reunions: These are kinda in the same boat for me format-wise, so I'll just talk about them both. My main enjoyment of this segment really depends on the performances of the cast featured. Obviously, this segment is very reminiscent of content from Mythical-era Smosh Main (Reunions, Couples Therapy, etc.), but I still think that the standalone versions of this format work better. For some reason, some of the bits in these segments drag on for too long or feel too disjointed (a part of that can be attributed to my biggest gripe of BC, seen further below). I think it's because the content for the standalone versions felt more concentrated/focused, versus in BC where they have to focus resources on other segments of the episode and can't dedicate it to just this one segment. Still, I look forward to this segment each episode since it's mainly improv and (group) character work, which is something I really enjoy!

Hot Goss: First off, I love Tommy, so this segment is already up there for me! His monologues are always well-written, and even if he messes up a little, it adds to this segment feeling like a real interview. Tommy's banter is always amazing, and he just plays so well off of whoever he's interviewing with. That being said, like the previous segment, my overall enjoyment is dependent of the performance of the cast (in this case, the one other person Tommy's interviewing). While we've only had two segments of Hot Goss so far, I like one way more than the other and it all has to do with their performance. Looking forward to more of this format soon!

Game show(?): Not really sure what to call this segment, but it's the part where they have a few of the cast as themselves play a little game. I love these because I love seeing the cast have fun and banter as themselves, but obviously this is the one segment that feels like Pit to me and that's okay. Again, it's reminiscent of other Mythical-era Smosh Main content (Google Search History, Dating Profiles, etc.) but simplified since they can't dedicate a whole Let's Do This-style production to a segment that's about 5-10 minutes long (similar to the reunions/interviews). And again, I still really like this segment and it's the one that's the most consistent quality-wise for me.

Commercials: I am not too happy with most of the commercials for the same reason: they go on for too long. As I understand, the idea to do these commercials came from when they did Smosh the Sitcom: Live and shot a few parody commercials. STSL is probably my favorite piece of content Smosh has made, and those commercials were amazing. Sadly, I don't really think that same level of quality was brought over to BC. Again, it probably has to do with the way BC is shot, and they can't dedicate themselves to multiple, high-production parody commercials, and that's okay. My main issue with the commercials is the run time. The joke of each commercial meanders for too long, and they tend to reuse the same type of joke over and over again. This is further worsened by the fact that the commercials are two-parters, and that they tend to bisect certain segments like the reunions and the game show. Truly, I don't know why they do this. It could be to further emulate SNL, that does have commercial breaks due to it being a TV show, but these breaks don't happen in the middle of a segment. I don't think the commercials need to be two parts OR be that long. I would rather they make the commercials shorter and quicker-to-the-punch with their jokes, than to have them be split into two and go on for too long. I still think the commercials are funny, and the cast performs really well in them, but after about one minute or so of the same punchline, it gets really stale for me.

Chanse jumps over a car: I don't have much to say about this segment and it's mainly because I don't find it very interesting lol. I do like the running joke of it, but something about it doesn't really work for me so I tend to skip this section of the episode (or I don't pay attention to it as much).

There is one thing I wish was in this format and bear with me here: I wish we had more sketch-style content. I did grow up watching classic Smosh, so you can't really blame me for missing this kind of content :P Still, if BC is truly to follow SNL's example, I'm so surprised to see they haven't yet implemented sketches like they have. Obviously, I am not expecting a high-production sketch like what we had in the first year since the buyback. And of course, I don't expect it to be at the caliber of STSL. But if they could, I would love to see a smaller-scale version of what we had with the Sitcom: a sketch with a loose script where the cast are still free to improv if needed. We're kind of getting that with the reunion/interviews, but these segments normally have them on the couch and barely moving around the space. I'd love to see them work with props and have a more coherent plot/storyline than being there to be interviewed by Angela/Chanse/Shayne/whoever. I can't remember when or where this was said, but BC is supposed to still feel like Smosh Main but with all the fun cast antics as Pit and Games. I think improv-lite sketches could really bring that feeling and add another fun segment for viewers to enjoy :)

As always, these are just my thoughts and people are welcome to think differently than I do lol. I am super open to discussion and other's thoughts, but please keep all things fun and civil ^^ This also ended up wayyy longer than I expected so if you read this far, thanks for letting me ramble!

[coldfanbou]

Mina spitroasted by G!P Momo and G!P Jihyo lewd thoughts?

Mina's body bounced back and forth between her members as they alternated thrusts. Momo thrusted into Mina's small mouthed getting her cock covered in slobber due to Mina's heavy use of her tongue. Jihyo spanked Mina when her ass bounced back toward her as it swallowed her cock. The two women enjoed the feeling of using Mina's body. Their hands often wandered her body, groping her tits or playing with her nether region. When it was time for them to cum, they buried their cocks in Mina filling her to the brim with cum. When they pulled out, she collapsed cum pooling as it spilled out from both ends.

[inuurshe]

imagine a masseur taking advantage of you.

at first, it's gonna be light, like nothing really happens

he gropes your ass, squeeze it, pull them apart lightly. you are covered with a blanket but it still makes you shy.

then your thighs get attention, while his hands make their way under the material. touching you shamelessly, his thumb makes a circle around your anus before he dips inside of it.

of course he pulls away instantly, nothing really happened. or did smth happen?

he watches your reaction but you still doubt it. nah,it can't be happening.

it's totally happening, sweetheart

he's doing a couple tries, before fingering you. you cover your mouth with your palm, shocked and still new to the feeling of your ass being used. he smirks and whispers

-that's right babygirl. you don't want people to know you're enjoing it, right? such a dirty little whore.

you freeze, as the shame paralyses you completely. now he can do whatever he wants. you were so easy to manipulate, it made his dick hard.

so he climbs on top of you, still knuckles deep in your ass, streching you for his cock, and pulls his pants down.

ughhh, you feel delicious

the fuck did he do the first five sessions, he needed to do it right away.

so he thrusted into you once again, and again and again, while you bite your hand trying not to moan out loud.

-ohh, you like it, don't you? you like getting your ass fucked, like a good lil slut you are. don't worry, we're gonna have so much fun.

so he takes your phone number and your address after. you could've lie but you didn't. too scared or too eager to continue? you will ask yourself this question so many times after.

but from now on, your holes are full most of the nights, and your brain's all fuzzy. isn't it a happy ending?

[silencedloves]

Fall | Steve Harrington

hispanic!reader , readers favorite weather is fall, sweet Steve

Pronouns using: she/her,

Warnings: violence, Catcalling, racism, soft kisses, hand holding, lovesick, protective Steve.

It was fall the perfect season. Y/n just loved taking strolls and listening to her walkman, earbuds in and feeling the cool breeze sway her hair. And it’s exactly what she’s doing right now. Walking out of her home and seeing orange leaves everywhere, pumpkins set up in her neighbors porches faces cared into them. The strange smell of cold she smells when she breathes in gives her comfort.

Steve insisted on giving y/n a ride to school but y/n just kept declining him and saying she would rather walk to school. Though Steve chose to go pick her up in his car anyways even tough she didnt know that. As she was walking down the street on the side walk a car coming up behind her stopping on the stop sign. She could see the convertible with the top off 4 boys on it from high school, the popular crew that Steve used to hang out with. The only boy she knew in that group was Tommy.

She kept walking straight not looking at them, although she didnt want to even be near them she couldnt walk any other way. As she was walking she came near the car, all the boys turned their head. One of them whistiled at her, she pretended she didnt hear them since she had her earbuds in. She sped up her pace almost reaching the stop sign and then she can turn at the corner. "Hey sweetheart!" one of them yelled.

"Why are you in such a hurry?" "I bet she cant wait to go back to her country!" Y/n stopped her steps at that comment. "Hey come on man what the hell." She recognized Tommys voice says that.

"Oh so she can hear us?" Y/n turned around facing them now, trying not to looked pissed off.

There was another car coming down the street, Y/n didnt dare to move her eyes from them. Not responing back one of the boys decided to open their mouthg again.

"Oh wait she cant understand us, Hablas english?" He says in a joking manner not even being able to pronounce the word correctly.

All of them started laughing like little kids though Tommy looked like he wasnt enjoing this.

"Oh I understand perfectly, nomas estan como pinche pendejos aqui." All of them stopped trying hard not to look confused and looked at eachother trying to figure out what she said Tommy snickered at that.

"You understand that sweetheart?" Y/n smiled at them srcastically but that pissed them off.

"You think youre so smart you bitch?" when he finshed that sentence a car door was heard being slammed harshed behind them.

"I think you should watch your mouth asshole, dosent your mommy teach you manners?" You turn your head to see your beautiful boyfriend.

"Oh look if it isnt Steve Harrington sorry man i just found your bitch wondering around." and with that Steve launched himself at the boy that sits at the passanger seat and punched him square at the face. All the boys shouted with woahs but not daring to stop the fight wanting to see how it ends. Steve grabs his collar and drags him up to his face "Now youre gonna apoligoze to the pretty lady yeah? And make it sound heartfelt if not ill beat your ass right here right now infront of your little friend group, you got that?"

The boy nodded scared with his lip dripping with blood. Steve lets him go and walks over to you. "I-I'm very sorry ma'am forgive me for my horrible actions." the boy gulped and looked at Steve for a split second and the tunred around and looked at Tommy.

"Drive lets go." He told him, "Nah I think im enjoying this"

"Drive for gods sake!!" He says witha more panicked voice

And with that they were off, Steve turned to you and gave you the most loveable hug ever, he wrapped his arms over your shoulders, bringing your head to his chest and holding you like you were something fragile. You wrapped your arms around his waist and his chin resting on your head. You stayed there for a little while enjoying eachothers warmth.

When you separated you took your hands cupping his face with them and slightly made him looked down with you on his tippy toes, his eyes looking at you with so much love and a little smile he has dazed by you. You looked at him and got closer to his face and started to attack him with kisses all on his face not leaving one spot without a kiss. He didnt move letting you do it, letting out some giggles.

When you finished and pulled back "I love you" you said

"And I love you more." Steve said now arms in your hips and yours on his chest. "I dont think thats possible"

"Okay well it is come on now were gonna be late" Steve said walking towards his car holding you hand. "Were still not finished with this coversation," you pouted jokingly

"Get in the car amor." Steve open the car door for you and you blushed at the nickname.

You get in without a complaint when he gets in the car on the drivers seat he says "I'm always walking with you from now on." he grabs your hand and you look at him and smile

" I guess..." You roll your eyes and sigh in a joking manner.

A/n- HOPE YALL LIKE IT! Muchos besos <3 requests are open!