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Jobs News and Career Advice: Navigating the Modern Workforce
In today's dynamic job market, keeping abreast of the latest job news and knowing key career advice can go a long way in one's professional life. As technology changes how we work, industries evolve rapidly, and a new generation enters the workforce, one needs to know how to navigate this dynamic landscape of employment opportunities. This article provides essential jobs news, career advice, and tips to succeed in today's job market.
The Changing Nature of Jobs
The job market has undergone some significant changes over the last few years, primarily due to the rise in remote work, gig economy jobs, and technological innovations. Recent job news highlights that the growth is more pronounced in technology, healthcare, renewable energy, and e-commerce. Digital transformation is the primary driver for the rising demand for roles in artificial intelligence, cybersecurity, data analysis, and software development. In contrast, sectors such as traditional retail and manufacturing are in the process of reconfiguring due to automation and shifting towards online services.
Demand for soft skills such as adaptability, emotional intelligence, and communication has been even more pronounced. Employees have to constantly develop themselves in order to match the demands of these industries. This necessitates a proactive approach toward developing new skills.
Importance of Lifelong Learning
One of the most valuable pieces of career advice in today's job market is that one needs to be a lifelong learner. Technology is transforming how we work and what skills are required. For instance, coding, machine learning, and cloud computing are necessary skills in today's high-tech world. Even if you're not working directly in a tech role, having an understanding of these concepts can make you more competitive in a variety of industries.
Continuous upskilling and reskilling have become a necessity for career growth. Whether it is through online courses, certifications, or attending workshops, staying relevant in your field can make all the difference. Platforms like LinkedIn Learning, Coursera, and edX offer an abundance of resources to help professionals stay ahead of the curve. Additionally, many employers now offer training programs to help employees build new competencies and develop within their current roles.
Navigating Job Searches with 'Jobs The 24'
For those actively looking for new job opportunities, information is power. Many people searching for jobs make good use of Jobs The 24, a website that gives up-to-date listings for almost every industry. The portal allows job seekers to know when a position is open or has been available remotely, in-person, or on a part-time basis and get the opportunity to apply right away.
Whether you are looking for full-time, part-time, or freelance work, Jobs The 24 helps connect candidates with employers seeking the right fit for their needs. The platform also offers useful career resources, such as resume-building tips, interview preparation advice, and market insights to help you make informed decisions. With many companies hiring at an unprecedented pace, Jobs The 24 is an invaluable resource for job seekers in need of staying ahead of their counterparts in the race for coveted jobs.
Networking: One Essential Component of Career Management
While job search websites, like Jobs The 24, are extremely valuable assets in the job hunt process, they only comprise part of the job hunt procedure. Networking is still one of the most effective ways to identify new openings. A recent survey indicates that more than 70% of the job openings are never advertised, which makes networking the best way to secure a job. Networking with professionals in your field or area of interest will help you discover some hidden opportunities, give you advice about your career, and even get you recommendations that will speed up your job search.
Networking is not just about attending industry events, it's more about making real relationships. Use the opportunities at LinkedIn to connect with those people you meet, to share in the discussions, and provide insight, while participating in the relevant groups. While creating a strong professional network does require effort, in most cases, it remains one of the best approaches in search of new opportunities at work.
The Increasing Demand for Freelancing and Gig Economy Jobs
One other recent development that can be witnessed in the workforce is the boom of freelancing and gig economy employment. People are getting away with the traditional 9-to-5 employment pattern to shift towards freelancing opportunities through writing, designing, programming, and consulting services. People from all industries have now been attracted towards freelancing due to the flexibility of work, independence, and control over your working hours, along with the advancement in remote working.
However, freelancing also has its challenges. For instance, although freelancing offers greater flexibility, it comes with another set of challenges. For example, a freelancer would have to manage his own schedule, client relationships, and a constant stream of work. A strong portfolio and reputation are essential in attracting the right clients and maintaining a steady flow of income.
Upwork, Fiverr, and Freelancer.com are just a few freelancing platforms that will allow workers to connect to clients from anywhere in the world. Those interested should prepare by staying organized, continuing to upgrade your skills, and monitoring changing market trends. The Future of Work: Automation and AI
Automation and AI at work cannot be ignored. Contrary to many fearing a job loss, there's much more to the complexity involved. Automation and AI have a changing effect on the types of jobs people can carry out, by automating all those repetitive tasks to provide them with higher levels strategic and creative work to help in working in novel jobs that didn't previously exist.
In fact, the World Economic Forum's Future of Jobs Report 2023 has foreseen that by 2025, more than 85 million jobs will be displaced by automation, while at the same time 97 million new roles will appear-which will include jobs like AI, data science, and digital transformation. Professionals who adapt to change by reskilling will be in an excellent position to thrive in the future job market. Conclusion
Whether you are entering the workforce, changing your career, or looking for professional development, staying informed about job news and following critical career advice is essential to your long-term success. Beyond platforms like Jobs The 24, which can be instrumental in your job search, developing a network, embracing lifelong learning, and getting on board with new trends will help you stay relevant in today's fast-paced job market. Keep honing your skills, be adaptable, and stay connected to ensure you’re well-prepared for the future of work.
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Help! I'm a Perfect Genius, but This Potential Employer Asked Me a Boring Interview Question!
Ask A Manager, 13 Feb 2024:
I was rejected from a role for not answering an interview question. I had all the skills they asked for, and the recruiter and hiring manager loved me. I had a final round of interviews — a peer on the hiring team, a peer from another team that I would work closely with, the director of both teams (so my would-be grandboss, which I thought was weird), and then finally a technical test with the hiring manager I had already spoken to. (I don’t know if it matters but I’m male and everyone I interviewed with was female.) The interviews went great, except the grandboss. I asked why she was interviewing me since it was a technical position and she was clearly some kind of middle manager. She told me she had a technical background (although she had been in management 10 years so it’s not like her experience was even relevant), but that she was interviewing for things like communication, ability to prioritize, and soft skills. I still thought it was weird to interview with my boss’s boss. She asked pretty standard (and boring) questions, which I aced. But then she asked me to tell her about the biggest mistake I’ve made in my career and how I handled it. I told her I’m a professional and I don’t make mistakes, and she argued with me! She said everyone makes mistakes, but what matters is how you handle them and prevent the same mistake from happening in the future. I told her maybe she made mistakes as a developer but since I actually went to school for it, I didn’t have that problem. She seemed fine with it and we moved on with the interview. A couple days later, the recruiter emailed me to say they had decided to go with someone else. I asked for feedback on why I wasn’t chosen and she said there were other candidates who were stronger. I wrote back and asked if the grandboss had been the reason I didn’t get the job, and she just told me again that the hiring panel made the decision to hire someone else. I looked the grandboss up on LinkedIn after the rejection and she was a developer at two industry leaders and then an executive at a third. She was also connected to a number of well-known C-level people in our city and industry. I’m thinking of mailing her on LinkedIn to explain why her question was wrong and asking if she’ll consider me for future positions at her company but my wife says it’s a bad idea. What do you think about me mailing her to try to explain?
Sir,
You have been wronged in the most grievous of ways by a coven of retaliatory, self-aggrandizing women who have failed in the extreme to recognize your brilliance, your talent, and above all, your general superiority.
Of course you should mail this mediocre "grandboss" on LinkedIn to inform her of the deep offense she caused you by interviewing you in the first place, let alone doing so using a boring question — indeed, you have a moral and professional obligation to do so in order to preserve your honor and the honor of scores of men like you who have never done a single solitary thing wrong in their lives, ever.
But I beg you to consider doing more. A single, private message to one incompetent bitch may not convey to the necessary parties the depth and breadth of the situation. Many, many people have important lessons to learn from your experience, and I encourage you to share it widely. Consider making a public LinkedIn post, and ensure that it is shareable across platforms. Depending on your financial resources, a billboard with your name, professional headshot, and contact information could go a long way toward ensuring that everyone in your industry who needs to know just how you handled the way these women treated you, does know about it. I hope that in your continuing job search, you are able to connect with potential employers who have a much better grasp of all you bring to the table.
#advice#bad advice#ask a manager#workplace#workplace advice#linkedin#bosses#working#developers#coding#fedoras#men#misogyny#workplace misogyny#hiring#job searching#employment
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Every time I find myself hesitating to apply to a job offer because I don't have all the qualifications required, I think back on that tumblr post I saw years ago (when this website was feminist), quoting a study that said that men tended to apply to offers when they fit 30 to 40% of the requirements, while women would only do so when fitting 80-90%.
And I apply.
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"Starting this month [June 2024], thousands of young people will begin doing climate-related work around the West as part of a new service-based federal jobs program, the American Climate Corps, or ACC. The jobs they do will vary, from wildland firefighters and “lawn busters” to urban farm fellows and traditional ecological knowledge stewards. Some will work on food security or energy conservation in cities, while others will tackle invasive species and stream restoration on public land.
The Climate Corps was modeled on Franklin D. Roosevelt’s Civilian Conservation Corps, with the goal of eventually creating tens of thousands of jobs while simultaneously addressing the impacts of climate change.
Applications were released on Earth Day, and Maggie Thomas, President Joe Biden’s special assistant on climate, told High Country News that the program’s website has already had hundreds of thousands of views. Since its launch, nearly 250 jobs across the West have been posted, accounting for more than half of all the listed ACC positions.
“Obviously, the West is facing tremendous impacts of climate change,” Thomas said. “It’s changing faster than many other parts of the country. If you look at wildfire, if you look at extreme heat, there are so many impacts. I think that there’s a huge role for the American Climate Corps to be tackling those crises.”
Most of the current positions are staffed through state or nonprofit entities, such as the Montana Conservation Corps or Great Basin Institute, many of which work in partnership with federal agencies that manage public lands across the West. In New Mexico, for example, members of Conservation Legacy’s Ecological Monitoring Crew will help the Bureau of Land Management collect soil and vegetation data. In Oregon, young people will join the U.S. Department of Agriculture, working in firefighting, fuel reduction and timber management in national forests.
New jobs are being added regularly. Deadlines for summer positions have largely passed, but new postings for hundreds more positions are due later this year or on a rolling basis, such as the Working Lands Program, which is focused on “climate-smart agriculture.” ...
On the ACC website, applicants can sort jobs by state, work environment and focus area, such as “Indigenous knowledge reclamation” or “food waste reduction.” Job descriptions include an hourly pay equivalent — some corps jobs pay weekly or term-based stipends instead of an hourly wage — and benefits. The site is fairly user-friendly, in part owing to suggestions made by the young people who participated in the ACC listening sessions earlier this year...
The sessions helped determine other priorities as well, Thomas said, including creating good-paying jobs that could lead to long-term careers, as well as alignment with the president’s Justice40 initiative, which mandates that at least 40% of federal climate funds must go to marginalized communities that are disproportionately impacted by climate change and pollution.
High Country News found that 30% of jobs listed across the West have explicit justice and equity language, from affordable housing in low-income communities to Indigenous knowledge and cultural reclamation for Native youth...
While the administration aims for all positions to pay at least $15 an hour, the lowest-paid position in the West is currently listed at $11 an hour. Benefits also vary widely, though most include an education benefit, and, in some cases, health care, child care and housing.
All corps members will have access to pre-apprenticeship curriculum through the North America’s Building Trades Union. Matthew Mayers, director of the Green Workers Alliance, called this an important step for young people who want to pursue union jobs in renewable energy. Some members will also be eligible for the federal pathways program, which was recently expanded to increase opportunities for permanent positions in the federal government...
“To think that there will be young people in every community across the country working on climate solutions and really being equipped with the tools they need to succeed in the workforce of the future,” Thomas said, “to me, that is going to be an incredible thing to see.”"
-via High Country News, June 6, 2024
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Note: You can browse Climate Corps job postings here, on the Climate Corps website. There are currently 314 jobs posted at time of writing!
Also, it says the goal is to pay at least $15 an hour for all jobs (not 100% meeting that goal rn), but lots of postings pay higher than that, including some over $20/hour!!
#climate corps#climate change#climate activism#climate action#united states#us politics#biden#biden administration#democratic party#environment#environmental news#climate resilience#climate crisis#environmentalism#climate solutions#jobbs#climate news#job search#employment#americorps#good news#hope
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Darling Bitches, is LinkedIn worth the soul suck of having a corporate-friendly social media presence? I know networking is great but I don’t want to filter myself in my off hours, damn it!
We feel you honey!
Basically, you should treat LinkedIn like a detailed online resume. Don't worry about posting there a lot, just make sure your profile is up to date and when you're job searching, check your messages and opportunities on the regular. Otherwise, we don't think it's worth putting a ton of effort in.
Good luck, my darling!
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going to a Halloween party for new job the day before I start which is the kind of thing I've done before however I have zero priors for how Halloweeny "international tech company with pretty global staff running Halloween party in Prague" is going to be. Hedging my bets with vaguely spooky skirt and dazzle camo shirt. Never let them know your next move.
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punches you in the face. don’t use ai for stupid shit. hey. look me in the eyes. anything you want to ask gemini meta mr beast look-alike whatever the fuck you can just google. please just fucking read. is it that bad to think for yourself. is it too much to ask for you get your wrong answers and shitty party ideas from friends and family and strangers on the internet like god intended. jesus christ
#peach stuff#for employment reasons no i am not referring to teachers i know and work with :)#BEATS YOU WITH A HAMMER. NO AI DOESNT WORK. NO ITS NEVER GOOD. STOP TELLING THE KIDS YOU TEACH TO USE AI.#BEATS YOU WITH A HAMMER AGAIN AND AGAIN. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO TEACH THE YOUTH HOW TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES#BUT INSTEAD YOU ADVISE THEM TO USE THE PLAGIARISM MACHINE TO GENERATE A SOULESS ANSWER CONTROLLED BY A BIG CORPORATION. BEATS YOUBEATSYOU#you want party ideas??? GOOGLE SEARCH PARTY IDEAS. HEY BEST FRIEND WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR MY PARTY. HEY LIBRARY AND LIBRARIAN#I GUARANTEE YOU WILL GET A BETTER OUTCOME THAN WHATEVER GENERIC NON-INTENTIONAL GARBAGE IT SPITS OUT#DO NOT USE AI LIKE A SEARCH MACHINE.#DO NOT USE AI AT ALL
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I have a job interview first thing in the morning, and what I'm looking forward to most of all is getting breakfast at the diner next door right after. Like, I need this job, but it's another underpaid customer service abuse-a-thon so I'm really not looking forward to it. I'm not even holding my breath about landing it because the hiring manager did not sound happy when I told her I was unavailable for the date she originally suggested last week. I think they've already passed me over and tomorrow is just gonna be a formality, but the light at the end of the tunnel is breakfast. No matter how it goes, I'm rewarding myself with a nice meal, and then I'll go to the library, maybe take a walk in the park.
#job interview#job search#i'm just about finished with this whole thing#employment i mean#it's not worth it#the idea of working a series of shitty jobs for the rest of my life pains me#i'm never gonna retire#social security will cease to exist in my lifetime#long before I get any benefits#the american dream is a crock
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"Apply anyways even though you don't meet the minimum qualifications"
"Women especially tend to not apply for jobs unless they feel they meet every single qualification"
You have application systems that automatically reject applications that don't meet the minimum qualifications. Most aren't even examined by a human being. This is especially true for state and federal job postings.
Perhaps I am wrong but I imagine many hiring managers simply want a larger applicant pool so they don't have to re-post the position description and take more thorough measures in evaluating candidates.
Because if the applicant pool isn't considered as diverse enough by human resources, this is what they do - they recast the net.
So I am wondering if there's now encouragement for diverse applicants to apply without most of these applications making it into human hands - without systematic changes made to best consider diverse applicants, especially women.
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Can you do some advice for how to get a new job in a new city, like how does one apply to let them know like " hey im in the process of moving but gimme like two days.ill live there soon.
Hi! For sure!
If you know when you'll be settled in your place already, then you honestly don't really need to worry about this. They don't care that you're moving, where you're from etc. all they care about is when you can start working for them. Usually near the end of an interview they ask when you can start working at the soonest--this is because usually people are starting a job from a previous one and need to submit their two weeks notice--you can tell them at that point when you'll be settled enough to start working. Whether you mention you're in the process of moving or not doesn't really matter.
It gets more complicated when you're not sure when you'll be there or settled. You can let them know that you're looking for a place to live and depending on the job and how interested they are in you (big companies/more specialized jobs are going to be more lenient here than say a minimum wage job they could easily replace you) they may be more patient and flexible with when you can start. That being said, I would still give them about a two week ETA before you can start working, and then work really hard at getting a place and moving in before that. Worst that can happen is you have to call them and ask for another week.
But it should be said that looking for a job before you move or are in the process of moving is not unusual. Most people don't have the savings to live somewhere new without a job, and I'd expect employers to understand that.
I hope this helps! Best of luck with your job search :-)
#not writing#jobs#jobsearch#job search#employment#job market#job hunting#moving#tips for moving out#moving out advice
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Something I always wonder with the whole: "The lazy populous doesn't want to work!" is if it's only being said to keep minimum wage at the very, very lowest end of 'survivability.'
The "lazy worker" isn't truly a problem. The employers are.
#politics#this is my old man conspiracy theory#it's insane when you actually start job searching and you apply fucking Everywhere and it's crickets#job announcement: no experience required! we'll train you! you're actually PERFECTLY qualified#you apply and then NOTHING. and then you listen to the news or other people#and they complain about how 'lazy' the modern worker is and how employers are DESPERATE for people to work for them...#...and you'll end up knowing better if you haven't soaked up the individualist corporate shill propaganda i think...#...that propaganda (at least in the US) is the idea that the individual worker is always at fault...#...that if they never get a job - even 'entry-level' - that it is THEIR fault...#...if you don't want to work minimum wage get a maximun-effort job!!!!!...#...if you want to Get Hired then make yourself Hireable!!!!!!!!!...#...you must be Indispensable (but potentially for $7.25/hour)!!! it is Up To You!!!...#...make records! never ask for anything! never complain! never dare bite the corporate hand which feeds you!!!!!!!!#that's the type of shit i grew up with at least. and i cannot buy that it isn't propaganda in a world hostile to any layman#i wonder if the romanticized version of the 60s-70s working class in the US is completely true as well...#...i just wonder if we are idealizing a past which never truly occurred for the worker...#...simply because these tactics Aren't New and Aren't Considered Morally Reprehensible because of the Bottom Line#this last part is tangentially-related but i always question whenever people have rose-colored views of The Past
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Entry Level Jobs in Delhi NCR
Entry-level jobs in Delhi NCR are an exciting yet challenging prospect. The region, including the neighboring cities of Delhi, such as Gurgaon, Noida, Faridabad, and Ghaziabad, is an extremely busy hub for those seeking jobs. With a diverse range of industries and opportunities, the Delhi NCR area offers many entry-level positions in various sectors such as IT, retail, customer service, marketing, finance, and education. This region provides ample options for those looking for their first professional role or transitioning into a new field.
Demand for Entry-Level Roles The job market in Delhi NCR is quite competitive, but there is always an equal demand for new blood. Companies are looking to develop their internal talent pool by training them from the ground up, thereby creating a career ladder within their organizations. The entry-level jobs often serve as a springboard for a lifetime career in many different types of industries. Such positions are prepared to impart a much hands-on experience in building individual's skill sets, getting acquaintance with industry people, and preparation to pursue other relevant activities further on.
Well-known fields to acquire entry-level jobs
IT IT sector has shown great promise in the area of Delhi NCR in regions like Gurgaon and Noida. Freshers in the same stream can expect entry level position as a software developers, system analyst, web designers and technical support specialist, amongst other opportunities. Fresh graduates from engineering or computer science backgrounds often find entry-level positions in this sector. The development of tech start-ups has only increased the availability of such a role. Companies are looking for keen candidates with basic programming knowledge and a willingness to learn on the job.
Retail and Sales Retail and sales positions are some of the most common entry-level jobs in Delhi NCR. With so many malls, markets, and shopping complexes, retail stores and e-commerce companies are always in search of sales associates, store managers, and customer service representatives. Such jobs are best suited to individuals with good communication skills and an interest in customer services. Retail jobs usually present opportunities for growth as there is a rapid advancement of staff members into supervisory and managerial positions.
Customer Service and Call Centers Many organizations in Delhi NCR have customer service or call center departments. These roles need people who can manage customer inquiries, complaints, and provide support through the phone, email, or even chat. Call centers are a great source of entry-level jobs, especially in cities like Noida and Gurgaon, with strong verbal and written communication skills. These jobs usually offer wide-ranging training programs to enable employees to be familiar with the company's products and services and the systems used in assisting customers.
Human Resources and Recruitment Human resources is one of the most common areas that entry-level jobs are sought. Most companies, particularly those in the service and IT industries, continually seek entry-level graduates for positions such as HR assistants, recruitment coordinators, and talent acquisition specialists. Though there are no prerequisites for experience, these positions require good interpersonal and organizational skills. Freshers with interest in long-term career opportunities in HR can begin with entry-level jobs and eventually climb up to senior positions.
Marketing and Digital Marketing Marketing, especially digital marketing, is one of the most rapidly growing fields for freshers in Delhi NCR. With the growth of e-commerce and online services, businesses seek to hire young professionals who could help them build their brands, manage their social media presence, and optimize their digital campaigns. Entry-level marketing roles would include content writing, social media management, SEO specialists, and email marketing. Freshers can easily find such jobs in the growing start-up ecosystem in Delhi NCR, with many companies offering internships and full-time positions to individuals who show potential.
Finance and Accounting Finance and accounting roles form the backbone of any business. Entry-level positions are high in demand in Delhi NCR. Freshers with a commerce, finance, or accounting degree can find opportunities as an accounts assistant, financial analyst, or audit associate. Data entry, bookkeeping, maintaining financial records, and helping in audits are part of these jobs. Several companies also provide entry-level training programs to get people started in higher-level financial positions.
Education and Tutoring Delhi NCR also offers many entry-level jobs in the education sector, especially those interested in teaching or tutoring. People can find jobs as teaching assistants, tutors, or educational counselors. The opportunities to teach or tutor online and remotely add flexibility to these roles. These are very suitable jobs for people passionate about education and helping others be successful.
Searching for Jobs Near You: The Role of Job Portals When searching for entry-level jobs in Delhi NCR, using job portals is one of the most effective methods. These platforms allow you to filter results based on location, industry, and job type. Websites like Jobs The 24 play a crucial role in connecting job seekers with employers. By registering on these platforms, individuals can gain access to a wide range of job listings and receive notifications about relevant opportunities. The job search process becomes easier, as these platforms often offer features like resume building, application tracking, and job alerts tailored to your preferences.
Jobs The 24 is a popular job portal in the region, offering not only job listings but also career advice and resources for new graduates. It provides an excellent platform to explore opportunities and find roles that match your skills and qualifications. Whether you are looking for full-time, part-time, or remote positions, platforms like Jobs The 24 can be incredibly helpful in narrowing down your search.
Tips for Securing an Entry-Level Job Tailor Your Resume: Ensure that your resume highlights relevant skills, education, and any internships or volunteer work that show your capabilities. A tailored resume increases your chances of standing out to potential employers.
Prepare for Interviews: Practice common interview questions and ensure you’re able to articulate your skills and experiences clearly. Show enthusiasm and a willingness to learn, which is highly valued in entry-level candidates.
Networking: This may include college alumni, friends, or even those people that you have met on internship projects or social gatherings. A significant amount of networking helps many open their doors for certain positions, which may not even appear online. Maintaining Yourself: Check through portals, for example, Jobs The 24 regularly so as to stay abreast of all the newly released vacancies. Most positions have applicants; hence one must seek this as soon as a good post pops out.
Delhi NCR entry-level jobs have provided wide scopes for starting and a new career or to get along. There are opportunities for anyone from any discipline such as technology, customer service, marketing, and finance, into Delhi NCR's various jobs market. The utilization of job portals such as Jobs The 24, together with the practical strategies followed by one in his/her search for jobs, an ideal position to jump-start and gather professional experience is identified.
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I'm a Method Cashier!
And this was a role I could really sink my teeth into.
Okay, so, first of all, to work at Store there are 2 online applications, an online training course, 3 questionnaires for your references to fill out, 3 interviews (2 alone and 1 group), a background check, an unpaid 4-hr. orientation, a drug test, a pacer test, a polygraph test administered by an F.B.I. agent (and not like the sexy ones on Criminal Minds), a blood oath, and you have to be able to put on lipstick like Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club. Jesus, there are less requirements to be elected president. And a cult wouldn't make you jump through this many hoops to join.
My Marketable Skills: I'm a warm body and I'm not an asshole. I'm not going to say "we should hang out outside of work" to my coworkers or mouth off to the customers. Basically, you should hire me because you could do a whole lot worse.
But I couldn't just say that. I couldn't just be honest. It had to be, with tears glistening in my eyes: "It has been my lifelong dream to be a cashier at Store. Cashiering is my passion. I have 3 Ph.D.s in Applied Cashiering, Cashiering Theory, and Experimental Cashiering from Harvard University's School of Cashiering, and I completed a postdoctoral fellowship at Oxford University's St. Cashier Cashiering College. I have 97 years of experience in the field."
So, I get there, for the first interview, in my silly little outfit, mostly stolen from my mom's closet. I walk in and say excuse me to the first employee I see. She clutches her chest, looks bewildered, and says "excuse me" back.
Gabi, apprehensively: "Hi, I'm here for an interview, could I speak to a manager please?"
Employee #1, startled: "Yeah." She walks off and I assume I'm meant to follow her.
My dead name sounds vaguely similar to the name of a character from a classic poem you read the Wikipedia summary of in ninth grade English class. The first five letters are the same, but the character's name ends with an a, and mine with an e. Anyway, while we were walking, we introduced ourselves and she said, and I've never have cause to use the word "chortling" before, but if there was ever a time, it was then, "Well, your mother must have been a big The Poet fan, huh?" (as if I've never heard that one before). I mustered a polite chuckle and said nothing.
Employee #1, sneering: "You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?"
Gabi, wishing for death: "No, I know the poem."
Employee #1, under her breath: "Big deal."
The rest of the walk is silent. We turn a corner and see a boy about my age. She starts calling his name, he fully makes eye contact with her, and then turns and speedwalks away. She keeps calling after him and picks up the pace to reach him, but he outruns her. No need to watch the documentary through your fingers, the antelope is safe this time. It turns out he wasn't even the manager, because I meet her next. The interview goes okay and I get the second one. I ask a different employee this time. She says into her walkie-talkie, "Anthony, Gabriella is here for an interview, do you want to deal with that?"
Anthony comes be-bopping up to me at 1,000 mph. When he's still several aisles away, he calls out "Hi, Friend!!" in an acoustic guitar-playing, jeans-wearing youth pastor voice. He leads me to the office, racing down the aisles like there's an serial killer revving a chainsaw behind him, and by the time I catch up in my pencil skirt and heels, I'm panting and sweating. Maybe this is part of the interview: seeing if you can keep up metaphorically and literally. The weakest shall be sacrificed.
Tony asks me, not why I want to work at Store, but why I want to work in general, as if earning money to eat is a casual hobby, like knitting. He asks me if I've applied anywhere else, like Store is a jealous girlfriend. Then he asks me if I have any questions, and I know you're supposed to have something, so I pull a couple out my ass. After he answers them, he asks if I have any more, and, thinking I'm out of the woods, I say not for now.
Anthony, ominously: "You sure?" Slowly pan back to Gabi.
Gabi, brightly: "I'm sure I'll have more during orientation if I'm hired, but I think I'm covered for now. Thank you!"
(Beat.) Anthony: "Well, you know, I'm just gonna give you some advice: you really should have more questions. But don't worry, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you a little bit more about how the Store family does things."
45 minutes later, he asks for a third set of questions, and then, believe or not, a fourth. Sir, this is my interview. You're not a celebrity guest on The Fucking Tonight Show. If you're so desperate for me to ask you questions, why don't you apply to this job? Or do like the rest of us and pretend you're on Ricki Lake talking about how brave you are to share the story of your divorce from Tim McGraw and how it inspired your new album, "Warm Regards, Gabi," currently topping the country charts while you shampoo your hair.
Three business days later, my email: "Congratulations! You have been selected to join the Store Family! Please report for orientation next Wednesday at noon."
Another day, another dollar.
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job hunt tipssssss (and lessons learnt..)
tailor your resume to each position you apply
(1) always make your employers' job easier
include only the relevant experience and keep the descriptions straightforward.. recruiters are basically just ticking boxes, make it easy for them to do so or expect them to bin your CV after a quick glance
(2) have too many part-time/work gaps?
i highly recommend using a skill-based CV than a chronological CV for this case; not only is it waaaaaaaaaay easier to prepare but also makes your experience look more put-together since you can mix & match your relevant skills.. give it a shot if you've inconsistent work history or want to have a career change; i should mention it's also a game changer for people whom English isn't the first language
(3) review your cover letter before heading to an interview
i mean you've already explained why you're a great fit for the job in the application, just take advantage of that effort and reiterate everything during the interview --- preparation done!
dont use the same answer for interviews
.. it'll definitely make you come across as average
there are 3 key and frequently asked questions you should be ready for:
(1) tell me about yourself
start with a basic introduction, followed by your previous work experience (again, making them relevant to the job) and wrap up with a glimpse of your personality -- for instance, say something like.. I see myself as an ambitious and self-motivated person (.. and how these qualities fit the job profile!)
(2) what do you know about us/ why do you want to work for us
always research the company; mention its values or services, and how they resonate with you
(3) what can you offer us/ why do you think you suit this job
highlight how your experience aligns with the job requirements; this demonstrates your dedication and preparation.. and also shows the employer what they can expect from you
i hate interviews (who doesnt?).. i believe many of us are very qualified for jobs we're interested in but often struggle to demonstrate our competence effectively; my way to make the process less agitating is to view it as a cool opportunity for employers to learn about us: it's not an exam.. rather, it's a level playing field where two or more strangers come together to mutually explore each other.
this is your chance (after putting so much effort into preparing the application) to shine and let them know you're the perfect fit for the job they're offering!
never trust the reaction of the interviewer!
some interviewers acted super affirmative to each of my responses, making me feel like i was nailing the interview.. but then i ended up getting no job; i understand the intention is to encourage interviewees during the process, but pls dont take them too seriously and get carried away
stay focused and humble instead
always reflect after each experience (exactly what i'm doing now)
it's important to reflect on your performance and seek improvement for future applications
i always discover areas that could be done better while preparing for new job applications, even though i felt that i'd already given my best for the last one
the competition is fierce but dont worry about competing with others (what you cant control); instead, concentrate on what you can control --- demonstrating how you're the best candidate!
always put yourself in your employer's shoes and do the homework; focus on the good and keep trying, one day all your hard work will pay off and get the job you deserve
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(i regret so much that i didnt perform better during my interview🥲i dont want the same to happen to you, pls take my tips and prepare as much as you cn💔)
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quick update - i actually ended up getting the job🤘
if someone like me, who struggles with English, can get a job in the UK after all the challenges, you can land the job you want too. trust the process - I believe in you!
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hi bitches <3 any tips for first ever job interview? i'd love any tips, no matter how small
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Good quality encryption is funny because of how completely you can destroy a possibility without really doing much. Like I deleted my only copy of my work network key and now if I had to get back on the work network I'd need to send a new key to three or four different guys just to get set up again.
Anyway did that and handed back my computer, so nothing much left to do now at Job I guess. Hanging around until I can say bye to the four guys who were always in the office and then I'm out.
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