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conkreetmonkey · 17 hours ago

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If you have a bigass “HELP WANTED” billboard out in front of your factory with a phone number on it, but it’s just the standard phone number for the property’s landline so I have to sit through all the menu options, and there isn’t actually an option for job seekers inquiring about the sign, and when I press the extension for HR because it’s the closest one, I then get put on hold, and your hold music is literally like 70% pure static, and then after only about a minute on hold I go straight to voicemail (so what was the point of the hold??), and the answering machine message is just a guy saying his first name with no context and then there’s immediately a beep,

I think you should get sent to the shadow realm for a million billion years. Personally.

#it was 2PM on a weekday ik your asses weren’t on lunch #why even have the sign if you have nothing for people who actually call the number #I’m so fucking fed up man. This is why I’m just waiting for the employment program intake call.#sending applications is more stressful than trying to catch a greased-up pig with a cigarette in its mouth in an oil refinery #like… what is this shit. this is why I have zero respect for like 95% of HR workers fr.#TAKING MY APPLICATION IS YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY ASSHOLES. FUCK.#not all bad news tho! the phone call is tomorrow!!#and I’m REALLY looking forward to it!!#this is the best opportunity I’ve been afforded in like a year.#so I’m not too torn up abt the factory anyway.#just thought it was funny how much of a nothingburger it turned out to be #job search #job searching #recruitment hell

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