#empanadas de carne

[hinamikyoukachan]

[ace-dodo]

Invitame a empanadas y opino de ti

[tortademaracuya]

dios q para el ogt q funciona el chat de enstars

[jjoonsmoon]

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

gente como me transporto a latam tumblr 😭 pq ahorita nomás tengo como 3 mutuals q hablan español y todos son putas argentinos

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[lowcallyfruity]

IM GONNA CRY THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL WOW

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ THIS IS SOOOO GOOD

Aodhaosjsjosnssj

LOVELY DESIGNS GRAHHHH

🥺🥺🥺 vil is like la Catrina……

Aoughhh their little mariachi outfits……. Riddle…….riddle……

I can’t process my feelings but 💖💖💘💝💞💕💞💓💗💞💕💝💘💖🩷🩷❤️💙🩷🩵💜❤️💛💚💚💛🧡💜💙🩵🩷🩵💜🩷🩷💓💞💕💘💖💖💕💕💓🩷🩷❤️💙🧡💛💚🧡💙🩵🤍🌺🌸🌸🌼🥀🌹🌷💐💐💐🌷🌺🌼🥀🌹💖💓🩷💕💕🩵💙🤍❤️💘💗💞🌺🌸🌷💖💓🩷💐🌹🌺🌷🌺💙🩵💞💘❤️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️

“you made up a dia de los muertos twst event in your head based around your own oc? can you elaborate???”

in theory……..perchance… 🤨 yes but no but yes

(vil is the only really detailed one cause id be a big fat liar if i said i havent been DYING to draw him in something like this for a LOOOONG time now 🙏)

[yyuangss-main]

❝EUROPEAN NONSENSE — SPIDERVERSE HCS

summary ; hobie with a hispanic girlfriend who loves to cook and makes her food spicy or very seasoned when he doesn’t use seasoning as much.

pairing ; hobie brown x hispanic fem!reader (no specific race stated)

note ; i sometimes forget hobie is british but writing this concept was so much fun to do lmao 😭 thank you anon for this request <3 i just hope our boy really doesn’t just season his stuff with salt only because of that.

• — hobie brown !

had a cough attack. this was deadass him the first time he tried your cooking.

now, the only reason you made food for him was because you caught what he was eating the day before. it was the most driest, whitest, piece of chicken you’d ever seen. it was so bad, you could hear pavitr crying his heart out all the way from a different dimension about “european nonsense”.

you remember just staring at the chicken on the plate. no seasoning, only salt. the worst part is, he had just drained it from the pot and you could see the steam coming off it. sits down with his knife and fork. you were just staring in disbelief and you asked him while pointing at his so called dinner, “hobie what is this?”

he looks at you and said, “what? have you never seen chicken before?” you don’t know what that thing was but it definitely was not chicken.

tells you that it’s good and you should try it. GOOD? you nearly lost your mind right then and there when he stabbed it with his fork and just bit into it. you’re convinced he’s a psychopath because even you wouldn’t stoop this low.

no way we’re you gonna have your boyfriend eat this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 🙅🏻‍♂️ not when you know you can cook up the best meal he’d ever have in his entire life. you let him eat that dry chicken though because he needed to suffer for saying it was good.

you had told him to come over for dinner and he’s like “finally i’m gonna get to try your cooking” since you always told him how much you love cooking. actually, hobie starts coughing the minute you open the door for him to come in. hobie had taken a deep breath and was gonna say how nice it smelled before el chile hit him unexpectedly.

never smelled this amount of spice before. you had to open the windows to air the apartment out. you’re use to the smell so it’s not like it bothers you. he’s waiting out in the living room, still coughing and now you know he’s probably doing it on purpose.

you wait until the smell has calm down before you tell him the food is ready. pretends he died from hunger because you took too long. you’re surprised he didn’t choke on the dry chicken.

you decided to make him some empanadas de carne molida y de pollo which, unknown to him, was drenched in salsa roja and seasoned to your liking. you’d had the toppings prepared too. red onions, cilantro, lime, tomatoes, and several other things so he could taste it.

“by the way, i made sure not to make it spicy.” you told him that as you both sat down and he trusted you. which he wished he didn’t. you had two empanadas on his plate, one of each and pointed out which one was which and he went to try the chicken one.

first bite he was fine until the spice kicked in and he just looked at you and started having another cough attack like, “🤨 you’re sure this isn’t spicy?” you had to get him some water and he had to wait a little bit before eating again.

you told him to try it with the salsa you’d made. you did a red one and a green one. and according to you, the green one was the one that wasn’t spicy. naturally, he went for la salsa verde only to be met with a burning sensation far worse from the empanadas.

you had to apologize so many times to him but he told you that it was fine especially since you’re just used to the taste and smell. and it’s not like you did it on purpose. “🤨 or did you?”

after his experience, he doesn’t trust you when you say it’s “not even that spicy”.

but trust me, once he’s hooked, he’s hooked. never sees any kind of food the same. and it’s so hard to make him stop coming over whenever it’s dinnertime.

hobie just knows and he’s crawling through your window in his spider suit asking what you made for the two of you to eat. even has tomatillos and chiles verdes in a small plastic bag so you can make a salsa. meanwhile you’re just standing in the kitchen, knowing you only made enough for yourself.

you ended up having to teach him how to season his food. he prefers yours ten times more though so yes, he still shows up for dinner.

[danielleargentino]

GOING INSANE

[latinotiktok]

Fuck todos los otros polls, MEJOR SABOR DE EMPANADA TOURNAMENT (???)

De carne y frita y no hay discusión todos los demás están equivocados

[papuhater]

EARFQUAKE

┊ ˚➶ ｡˚a/n: i'm fixiated. this is short because this is kind of them getting to know eachother ┊ ˚➶ ｡˚ cw: reader knows spanish ┊ ˚➶ ｡˚ pairing: miguel o'hara x spiderwoman!reader

in which miguel o'hara falls in love with a married woman, married to his variant.

"so this is awkward"

"shut up parker" he spat out "what did you say?"

"y-you can't be-" she stepped away "miguel? why do you look like him, this doesn't make sense, i-"

"why did you call me cariño? huh?" miguel was aggravating

"y-you look exactly like my husband!" she was walking in circles, she had taken her phone out, and seemed to be searching for something

"look, ninety nine, that's not a good pickup line, so-" before he can talk, she climbs to his platform and showed him her phone

"no, i'm married, you look like my husband!" she showed him a picture, a picture of her, being kissed on the cheek

by him

miguel stares and then looks away

"i see."

"yeah, in my dimension i'm married to miguel b o'hara."

"oh." peter said and mayday babbled, he held her up "mayday took a dump, i gotta change her, goodbye." he ran with mayday in his hands, while the two of them just stood there.

"yeah."

"so i'm married in your dimension?"

"yes."

"to you?"

"mhm" she nodded, clearly annoyed

"¿qué vi en tí?"

"that's rude."

"you were too."

"because you were first, estupido." he rolled his eyes and shook his head

"anyways, look, ninety nine, i want you to join this society."

"why should i?"

he sighed loudly and massaged his temple, then he faced you

"look, we keep the multiverse in check, and we are a spider society, we fight anomalies, and we keep dimensions from dissapearing."

she took her mask of, revealing her face, and she stared at miguel with serious eyes

"what if i want to destroy the multiverse?" he visibly stiffened "just kidding."

"you better." he huffed while glaring, he grabbed a gizmo from the table and threw it to her direction, she quickly caught it and eyed it curiously, her lips tightening into a straight line as she cocked her head

"so... do i put this on my wrist?"

"no" he stared at her with full on seriousness "you place it on your neck, even though the gizmo looks like a watch" he huffed "of course you put it on your wrist."

"damn you don't need to be sarcastic"

"i have to be when i'm surrounded with pendejos."

"are you a fucking imbecil?"

"no, but you on the other hand, possibly"

"i told you empanadas de carne" he got closer, as if he was explaining to a little kid "not empanadas mixtas."

miguel had sent you to the cafeteria to get empanadas de carne, it had been a few months since you had joined, but you always ignored his wishes, it was hard to see him in a serious light, mostly because he has the face of your husband, it was very hard at first, your tongue slipping and calling him amor, cariño, etc., at first it bothered him, a lot, but then he got used to it.

"but you like empanadas mixtas-"

"warm, freshly baked ones, not cold freezing ones!" he growled, he turned away while muttering 'ya no puedo más' repeatedly.

"didn't you mami taught you to not be picky?" she swung towards him, with the carton in hand, she got closer to him "or did your mami feed you, until you were 10?" she cooed while grabbing an empanada

"aquí viene el avioncito~" she said in a sing-song voice, she made airplane sounds and lifted the empanada to his lips, they lightly touched them, he had a scowling face, and he pushed her gently with his arm.

"stop it" he scowled, while turning away, but you did the same

"oh c'mon" you pushed the empanada against his lips again

"¡parala!" he roared, expecting you to cower away, but you didn't, you shrugged and left the carton with the empanadas in his desk

"you better eat them or i swear-"

"ya, ya, lo hare." miguel shrugged you off

she took one empanada and left

"i'm clocking off, amor!"

your home was comfy, a nice apartment in the city of york nueva, you always made sure to check the windows, to see if miguel, well, your miguel, had arrived.

he hadn't, it was still afternoon, and he was at work. so she quickly dipped in one of the windows and took her mask off, she took a deep breath. and her routine began, she went to her room, changed into civilian clothes, and began cooking, possibly some caldito, and as she boiled the chicken, her phone rang.

"yes?"

'hola mi amor' miguel's sweet voice filled the speaker, and she smiled, this was her miguelito, not her boss.

"hey, how are you? how's work?" she asked,

'boring as always" he chuckled "so i called you to tell you that i'm not gonna make to dinner" her smile dropped "some co workers invited me to get some drinks"

"i could come" she offered, her miguel had started to drift away, as if there was a wall between them. there was a pregnant pause, filled with tension "that was stupid, you know, you can go, you don't need to ask for permission, have a nice night."

"okay, love you"

"...love you"

she hanged up and left the phone on the counter. she sighed and massaged her temples.

her and miguel were having a rough patch, it possibly began when she stated that she wanted kids, a lot.

miguel didn’t like children, and it created a big argument, harmful things were said, and a barrier was created between them

she sighed, went to her room and laid down, staring holes into the ceiling, the lone feeling crawled into her skin, and she felt cold.

“mierda” she mumbled and turned around, hugging herself.

it was going to be a long night

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translations:

"¿qué vi en tí?" =what did I saw in you?

amor, cariño = love, sweetie

párala= stop it

ya, ya, lo haré = okay, okay, I’ll do i

'hola mi amor' = hi mi love

caldito = soup

mierda= shit

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[haystarlight]

No me acuerdo si ya hice este poll o no

[skillissue71]

Empanada de carne o de pollo?

pollo

[elbiotipo]

Vengo re manija porque empecé Dungeon Meshi. Qué bichos comestibles hay en Campoestela?

AGUANTE DUNGEON MESHI

Uff, no tenés idea. En Campoestela, debido a la extensa minería espacial, cosas como los metales preciosos, las gemas, etc. están disponibles por todas partes. Por eso justamente las cosas orgánicas, como la comida, son las más apreciadas. Un tema interesante es que aunque la biología es similar entre diversas especies (para hacerme la vida más fácil a mí), culturalmente, lo que a alguno le parece apetecible a otro no, así que hay mucho para hablar y acordar cuando te encontrás con astronautas del otro lado de la Campoestela y se juntan a comer.

Algunas cosas que me acuerdo:

Una de las delicias más comunes son los cloroplastos (o estructuras equivalentes, mejor dicho) de las amebas espaciales. Es todo un tema controlar su mitosis (sus ciclos de vida son lentísimos) para cosecharlas sin dañar a la población.

Ragua, en su mundo natal hace miles de años, vivía con sus abuelos cosechando "miel", que es en realidad una sustancia creada por equivalentes camarones que tenían colmenas en esponjas marinas gigantes, para alimentar a sus larvas. Ella no está segura si esos bichos están extintos en la actualidad.

Uno de sus bocadillos favoritos, como de muchos seres marinos, son una especie de amonites que ella muerde y come como caramelos. A Beto le da asco pero cada cual con lo suyo.

Otro bocadillo muy popular son de ciertas ostras que crean perlas dulces para atraer a sus presas, que por supuesto han sido domesticadas para hacer caramelos artesanales

Otros bichos comestibles... hay todo tipos de carnes. Pero en general, los animales preferibles son los pequeños, porque se pueden mantener en estaciones y naves espaciales. En el caso de los humanos, estos incluyen gallinas, conejos, cuyos y una variedad de peces, invertebrados y otros.

Por esta razón, por ejemplo, las empanadas más comunes entre los esteloplatenses son de pescado, diversas verduras, y hongos, mientras que las de carne, humita o jamón y queso son consideradas cosas de la Madre Tierra.

En realidad, una gran proporción de los humanos tienen una dieta mayormente vegetariana, no necesariamente por razones morales o culturales (aunque sí hay muchísima influencia del Medio Oriente y de la India en la "civilización humana" actual) sino por el hecho de que las plantas son más fáciles de mantener en el espacio que animales grandes.

Las culturas que comen más carne en esta situación son los esteloplatenses, los tejanos y los australianos, que tienen mundos enteros para dedicarse a arriar vaca pal asadito.

Entre las criaturas no terrestres utilizadas para carne, hay equivalentes de dinosaurios y elefantes criados por varias culturas extraterrestres (de las cuales no tengo mucho creado todavía), pero eso no se encuentra en una carnicería, son sacrificios muy especiales con festividades que duran hasta un mes, banquetes al por mayor. No es algo que se hace a la ligera.

No es carne, pero otra delicia muy particular es el ámbar de ciertas plantas en mundos secos, crujiente y dulce como almíbar!

Ya que estamos, la bebida más popular de Campoestela se llama posca. Es de origen desconocido, pero es básicamente agua carbonatada con ciertos nutrientes, y se vende en distintas concentraciones de CO2. No es ni estimulante ni alcohólica ni alucinógena mucho menos, hidrata bien pero no es la gran cosa (algo así como el gatorade), y tiene un poco gusto a soda con Algo, PERO es algo que todo el mundo puede beber y parece que la mayoría de las especies disfrutan las burbujitas, así que se vende y se toma en todos los espaciopuertos, hasta que puedas acordar en un menú apetecible para todos.