tortademaracuya
tortademaracuya
Hágale una pregunta a la tarada ♡
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Mars / Magnolia ☆ 24 ☆ 🇦🇷 ☆ she/they/he & ella/el ☆ i draw when la facultad isn't killing me ☆Commission Info ☆ we are young, but just us
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tortademaracuya · 3 hours ago
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pretty pretty please
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oh hey zira there's your star beam- oh
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tortademaracuya · 6 hours ago
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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
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tortademaracuya · 16 hours ago
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La gente q le dice capybara a los carpinchos para mi es como los nenes q pensaban q la mamá se llamaba 'mamá'
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tortademaracuya · 16 hours ago
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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked
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monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you
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tortademaracuya · 19 hours ago
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tortademaracuya · 19 hours ago
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was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too
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tortademaracuya · 19 hours ago
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Uhm..... just so you guys know, SWAG is actually = Someone Who Acts Gay. So yeah >_<'
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tortademaracuya · 19 hours ago
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me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god
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tortademaracuya · 19 hours ago
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tortademaracuya · 19 hours ago
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Rebecca Sugar cooked with "Character whose entire existence is devoted to the service of another character who's now dead and now they have no idea what to do with themselves except live." I love that shit. I forged myself into a tool for you and now you're gone. I'm sniffing this like a bloodhound
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