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video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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Little dinosaur fast speed running very quickly rapid dashing

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We’re doomed oh I mean good morning. I guess

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being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

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don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

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me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

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whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.

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Ib and Mary in purdy dresses :3

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Princesses can move as many spaces as they want in any direction just like the queen but every time they move there's a 25% chance they trip and the whole court can see her bloomers

chess if it was good

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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT