#emo lapidot

[seaslugdisco]

based on this height difference and peridot being TALLER than lapis i am forced to believe that peridot is just wearing absurdly tall platforms which is actually fitting for the emo theme

Emo Lapidot!

[peridot-crusty-toes]

She a emo

[beevean]

I want to hear your lapidot rant

I wrote this in 2018 lol, right after Reunited (and funnily enough the reunion between Lapis and Peridot, where the former literally just says "hey", pissed me off)

tl;dr it's a toxic ship with shaky foundations, an even shakier chemistry built on denial and stagnation, and whose harmful effects on Peridot got glossed over because the finale was rushed. Lapis was objectively a bad person to Peridot - which is not my problem! It makes sense for her character and her issues! But nothing came out of it! They just made up off screen and then stopped interacting but still acted like besties!

I had a similar friendship. I was the Peridot, bending backwards to make my friend happy, who then decided she didn't like me anymore and left me alone and heartbroken. This is why I'm still salty about how popular Lapidot used to be. I never got the appeal, and I felt cheated by the ending.

It doesn't help that Lapis and Peridot were genuinely better characters when separated. Back to the Kindergarten was the first time I liked Peridot ever since uhhhh that episode where she discovered her magnetism powers. Which also had her hanging out with Steven and Amethyst but not Lapis :) when around Lapis, she was reduced to the Silly Meepmorp Comic Relief and I couldn't stand it. And I grew tired of Disheveled Emo Teen Lapis very soon.

anyway the superior ship is jaspis because the show was very clear about how fucked up it was lol. i appreciate the honesty

But Amedot was cute too :) the two had much better chemistry together IMO.

[kittyblushed]

How long have you been in the SU fandom out of curiosity?

It came out 2014 in Germany and I loved it!. I loved the colors so much and even imagined having rose as my mother in my head when I was like 10?(I still sometimes do ngl XD)but grew out of it bc no one talked to me about it and I didn't have a PC to look up stuff TT Then I got back into it when the movie came out and I was OBSESSED. I couldn't watch it tho bc it literally wasn't available in Germany so I just watched all the clips and listened to the music! I still remember listening to other friends and feeling emo LMFAO. Bc I couldn't watch it I again just forgot about it. Then!! I started talking to a girl and she got me back into the fandom by having a su pin and reminding me that su exists and I like watched everything in a week bc i finally knew how to watch stuff for free online 😇 and then I got obsessed with Lapidot and saw that a lot of AO3 fic writers had tmblr and now I'm here :33 (I also got out of it bc my Russian parents did not want me to watch a LGBTQ cartoon xd)

[queerholdmycoffee]

/then something changes, and he changes, from a guy that you'd never be into, into a guy that you'd kinda be into/

*** a gem that I’d kinda be into (gem version) ??

[mangaken]

Hi

[dany-illy]

they're farmers

[carwashkid]

me irl

[luciferinati]

I kinda hate it when I find myself shipping two people who probably will never get together.

And also all of my ships are really very gay and I am not ashamed of it.

It's even weird for me to have straight ships.

[mikie925]

Peridot: I want to die

Lapis: As a fellow emo I respect your self-hatred but as your girlfriend I love you and don't want you to feel this way

[jujugay0406]

I don't' know what to think of it seriously but here it is, ThugLife Lapis

[thisblogcausespsychicdamage]

What Your Favorite Steven Universe Ship Says About You

In the style of Eldena Doubleca5t, blessings be upon her for the hours of entertainment and tea-spilling she has given us.

Connverse: You are a firm believer in keeping things canon and keeping things wholesome.

Rupphire: This is basically the same thing as Connverse but specifically for queer people. There's also like a 75% chance you've also shipped all of the other canonical queer pairings such as Catradora, Korrasami, and Bubbline.

Pearlmethyst: You are a huge fan of that one Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercial except it's more like "you got your 'bickering married couple' in my 'responsible older sibling/foolish younger sibling'".

Pearlnet: Your ideal relationship dynamic is being the only reliable ones in the group project.

Garnethyst: Your love of thicc women got so bad that one day you were like "you know what's better than one thicc woman? Two thicc women."

Lapidot: You just want to retire to the countryside to make meepmorps with your emo GF.

Amedot: You've gotten so much mileage out of that one scene from "Too Far" that if that scene were a car and you got it into a minor fender bender, your insurance would just total it out.

Pearlrose: You don't just want to date a tall hot woman, you want to date the tall hot woman everyone else wants to date.

Bispearl: You just wanted good things for Bismuth. And really, who wouldn't?

Volleypearl: Your ideal date is finding out you have the same ex and bonding by talking shit about them.

Bellow Pearl: Your ideal date is recreating that one scene from Titanic. You know the one.

Bellow Diamond: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma.

Jaspedot: You're always a slut for height difference with a big ol' helping of bickering coworkers.

Jaspethyst: You're always a slut for height difference with a big ol' helping of enemies to lovers.

Jaspis: You're always a slut for a toxic relationship and you can never understand why other people aren't. Isn't the drama the interesting part?

Gregrose: You just want to be bridal carried into the sunset by your tall space wife. Also anything involving Greg falls somewhere on the Men Getting Pegged! scale.

Greg x Pink Diamond: This is just Gregrose but for people who said "you know what's better than a tall space wife? An even taller space wife."

Greg x Any Other Diamond: You think that the 'Greg Murdercock Universe' meme will never stop being funny.

Gregmethyst: Your ideal date is unironically enjoying terrible media together.

Eyequamarine: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared hatred.

Larsbuck: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting your senpai to notice you.

Laremmy: Your ideal relationship dynamic is cocky thief/obsessive cop.

Larsadie: You will be bitter about Steven Universe Future until you draw your dying breath.

[peridot-crusty-toes]

Just something silly 😜 🤪 😋

[bravocat]

oh, angst?

[ladylazuli97]

Peridot’s morning mood, five seconds before die. A fast doodle. Happy monday morning, guys.

[jaspurdosparde]

Lapidot Anniversary Week day 1 - Fantasy AU

Local wizard conjures up unfathomably emo old god to distroy her enemies :DDD