#why i always draw lapis so emo

[berrypass-de-murdler]

16. Fifteen Percent of Murder

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I've gotten 100 likes??? FOR MY MURDLE CARTOON?!?!

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Check it, here's Sister Lapis! ALL the creepy ones the past few days I guess. Apologies for the lazy coloring cuz these are just their initial sketches lol. Anyway, CREEPY NUN I like the disturbing eye detail I did

For this next episode I would love to thank Fletch for making all three of today's designs!! <3 They are BEAUTIFUL and I LOVE THEM!!

EDITOR IVORY - She's a porcelain doll and a total valley girl! She's kind of a complete asshole and the other two editors don't like her very much lol. Jesus how is fletch so much better at drawing than me

ASSISTANT APPLEGREEN - She's not just an apple!! She's also a dog!! But fr look at this cutie, it's easy to assume that she's not going to do anything wrong... But I do feel bad that her dad is always disappointed in her ;;

AGENT INK - Favorite of the trio!! She's made completely of actual ink, but for some reason doesn't leave a mess everywhere she goes? She looks like an emo queen, but is actually one of the most genuinely nice and thoughtful suspects who admires Logico a lot. She's good friends with Gainsboro as well.

DON'T READ THE EPISODES UNTIL YOU'VE FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK!!

Logico follows the book's order and goes to the agency, but the main agent is dead, and he’s faced with a trio of girls - Editor Ivory, Assistant Applegreen, and Agent Ink. He learns that Applegreen isn’t allowed on the balcony, and immediately blames her.

INK: You’re such an ass. Why did you do that? LOGICO: BECAUSE THE BALCONY!! IVORY: Best detective ever.

Logico hears some rando screaming on the phone in the other room.

PERSON: STOP CALLING! NO ONE KNOWS A DETECTIVE LOGICO! NO ONE CARES THAT IVORY WAS ON THE BALCONY!!! LOGICO: Oh, brilliant, my secret admirer's back. At least that was as convenient as the devil’s hand.

In the end, Ivory and Ink are shocked and mildly impressed because Logico was right.

APPLEGREEN: Fine! I was fed up with doing all of the work and getting none of the credit!

She is immediately promoted to head assistant. 

LOGICO: The fuck? She- She- oh forget it, I don’t even care anymore…

Ink comes by.

INK: Obsidian trusted me to handle her work. Have you considered publishing your case files?

Logico's eye widens.

The end!

I HAVE INFINITE GRATITUDE for everyone who follows the Cartoon Murdleverse. I've poured so many hours into these dumb little designs and the extended episode versions!! HAPPY MURDLER SOUNDS!!

Also my streak on the website is 9 which is probably not a lot but it's a lot for me >:) I'm getting good at impossible-level ones not to brag...

The power of Goat Lord compels you!

See you next time murdlers!

[mangaken]

Hi

[huskyvoicedphil]

All of the Steven universe asks

oh shit this is gonna be a long one bc i can’t stop myselfadjkadj

Steven - Would you concider yourself a good friend? How has yourway of treating friends and other people changed over time?

I’m not trying to be an arrogant bitch but i think i really am agood friend. For me, the most important thing about relationships with peopleis to be kind so i didn’t change that. But i am still trying to learn that noteverybody worth it...

Garnet - What do you look for in a partner? Are you in arelationship right now? What is really important to you in a relationship?

I’m not in a relationship right now. What do i look for in apartner hm... I just want that person to love me tbh? To care about me and tonot lie about anything. No secrets, no games, no running away. Idk this wasdramatic lol

Pearl - Name five things you love about yourself and yourpersonality and five things you hate

5 things i love about myself:

i care about what’s happening in this world

my taste in music and books

im probably the most helpful person in this world...

my lips (i know weird but...)

im ambitious

5 things i hate about myself:

overthinking 

drama queen

i can love or hate people so easily

i trust everybody in 0.0003 seconds 

my impatience :(

Amethyst - How is the relationship of you and your body? Do youhave self-esteem issues? How do you cope with that?

I hate my body and i have self esteem issues since i was 5. It’seasy, i can’t cope...

Bismuth - What are your morals? What do you concider right orwrong? What is something you could never do because it would hurt your moralviews?

 I could never pretend something that im not for earning/winning something. My family is so important to me so i would never leave them for anything.

Connie - What are/were you like as a student? In which subjectsdo/did you have difficulties? Which do/did you love?

Iliked maths, biology, chemistry and english when i was in highschool! I reallyhated physics and i had difficulties in it. I was such a nerd. I still am anerd... You know that student that you only talk to them bc you want them to tell you about a subject... yeah. I was that student but i was happy

Peridot - What fandoms are you into? Do you own any merchandise?Do you draw fanart sometimes or do you even write fanfiction?

A lot of fandoms, i don’t post about every fandom im in though.Phandom (obvi), ryden, spn fandom and esp destiel, glee fandom, hp fandom,doctor who fandom. I also like skins, marvel movies, ahs etc. but i can’t sayim in those fandoms. Oh and also a whore for emo bands, not a surprise. I can’tdraw shit but im good at writing. I wrote fanfics before but in my nativelanguage. Id like to write phanfics but i dont think im not good enough atenglish for that.

Lapis - How do you feel about your past and your past-self? Doyou easily let go of bad memories or is moving on hard for you?There are things i miss about my past self. But also there arethings im so glad that i rid of them. Unfortunately i can’t let go of badmemories. I always move on, i do, but i can never let them go. I move on butsomethings change. I know i can’t be the same and its what makes you “you”.

Jasper - Are you hard on yourself? Do you push yourself to getbetter and better? How much do you care about your health?I amhard on myself and i used to be harder. I always push myseif to get better butonly if i want to. Not for anyone else but me. I don’t know if it is a bad or agood thing but yeah... I can’t say i care about my health. I alwayscare about other people more. 

Ruby - What do you usually get angry about? How do you expressanger?

I can get angry about a lot of things but most of the time idon’t express. I can’t stand injustice. If i witness that, i can’t stop myself.I usually try to talk to people about why it made me angry and why what theydid was bad. If they continue doing what they did, sometimes i yell at theirfaces and feel bad for the rest of my life. I also get mad at people that doesnteven know me that well for telling me what to do. I feel so happy about advicesbut not about people that saying they know everything.

Sapphire - Do you tend to overthink and overanalyze things and seeproblems everywhere? How do you cope with stress?

I do overthink and overanalyze, i hate that about myself. Im notgood at coping with things but i try to distract myself with music, youtube and movies. Writing also helps a lot. I don’t see problems everywhere. I do worry about a lot of things but im not trying to find a thing to be upset. But if something happens and makes me sad i go crazy and become a drama queen for a week about it. This is what overthinking makes me do.

Rose - Name your favorite animals and plants. Do you have anypets or plants?

I love doggos. Every kind of dogs. Big dogs, small dogs, smiley dogs, sad dogs, black dogs brown dogs white dogs light brown dogs... I also love cats!!!! and monkeys. I know trees are not like a plant but adsfjfn i like trees. Oh I like cherry trees!!!! Sadly i dont have any pets or plants but we have a garden so there are a lot of flowers and fruit trees there !!

Greg - What music do you like? Any favorite genre, bands orsingers? Name your current favorite song

I love rock, pop-rock, classic rock, alternative rock, pop, some indie, some metal and some k-pop. I also have a thing for jazz but i listen to it randomly.  I can’t choose a fav band but Queen and Panic!at the disco have my heart forever. I like a lot of singers but i don’t have a spesific fav one.Maybe melanie martinez and lady gaga. My current favorite song is “look what you made me do” by taylor swift bc i can’t stop listening to it and also memes for that song are great.

OKAY HERE WE GO THIS IS TOO LONG BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN SO thank you for asking anush

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Watching Are You My Dad? for the first time

(SPOILERS)

“Dag nammit!”

-Did he almost say dammit

-He just sang along to the background music as well

-EWWWW I HATE BEANS

-THEY ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

“We’re bUILDing  a houSe foR cRABsS”

-Did Pearl lose her sanity over so little screen time as of late?

-You know, crabs live in holes...

-And they try to bite you with their claws if you try to pick them up

-”Bring me back a bear claw!”  The videogame quests strike back!

-Onion’s weird secret room is called his office??

-”Lars? SADIIIIIIEEEEE!!”

that looks so wrong

-PEOPLE ARE DISAPPEARING, WE CALLED IT, HOMEWORLD WAS GONNA KIDNAP PEOPLE AFTER ALL, THE THEORIES THAT CAME WITH THE ‘STORM IN THE ROOM’ TEASER WEREN’T ENTIRELY OFF, JUST A BIT EARLY

-”MAMA’S COMIN’ BOYA BABY GIRRRL!”

-Sadie’s mom is so nice

-”Somebody, punch me, please”  That arcade sounds like it’s being tormented for all eternity

-Which it is, in a sense.

Hey, snack consistency! (Guacola from Drop Beat Dad and the chips from several episodes like Monster Buddies) dunno why that one A is white though

-”ah hu my dad?”

WHADAFADAFACK THAT LITTLE SHIT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE

-I DON’T TRUST HER

-FANDOM INSTINCTS EVERYBODY

-NEVER TRUST SOMETHING THAT LOOKS SMALL, CUTE, AND/OR INNOCENT

-SHE HAS WATER WINGS LIKE LAPIS??!?

-”Don’t leave me with another enigmaaaa!”

Art tiiime!

Connie is otaku confirmed

-Okay maybe I’m stereotyping, but come on, it’s a popular headcanon

...What feeling, exactly, were you going for?

“Honestly I can’t even draw a circle” All them 14-year-old genius artists on Tumblr be like

-Looks a bit like Lapis, looks like Steven forgot to tell them details like her hair shape and wing material but seriously

-I wonder which storyboarder drew that

“Ah, I like me.” Damn right you do you’re the most popular character AND the most popular ship in the fandom

-”Are you sure?”  *seagull screeches instead of cricket sounds because this is a beach*

-”Yep, there’s wind.”  No shit Sherlock  more like when I try to sound clever but I don’t know anything

“She looks just like my drawing!”

-I...  Well, art is based on opinions, I respect that.

-She has a British accent??

-Oh shit??

-Dafuq??

WHAT THE FUCK

-TOPAZ JUST TAKES PEOPLE AND SHOVES THEM IN HER TORSO?

-that sounds a bit wrong but IS SHE MADE OF WAX OR SOMETHING AND HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE

-they didn’t even bother to shut up Onion

-Topaz looks like Trump

-sorry but WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DRUGS HAS HOMEWORLD BEEN TAKING

-DID YELLOW AND BLUE DIAMOND JUST CHILL WITH THE BONG AND BE LIKE “hey you know what would be cool” “wut” “if we made a giant gem with wireless headphones that could stick humans in her chest” “that sounds rad lets do it”

-THE FUCK SHE CAN DUPLICATE SHE’S A FUSION

-SO IF SOMETHING GOT STUCK BETWEEN TWO GEMS FUSING THEY WOULD BE STUCK INSIDE THEIR BODY??

How come they always manage to leave the noses out but not the mouth

-Do they actually do this with incredibly calculated precision

-Reminds me of that one terrible Doctor Who episode

-Does this mean Rose’s sword is in there too?

she has a bow on her hair that can turn into a magic wand thing

-Also, “Don’t bother listening to him, he’s not my dad.”

-*insert drawing of emo Aquamarine saying “You’re not my dad”*

-The newest evil little shit, Aquamarine.

-Imagine her and Navy Ruby together.

[interstellarcanid-deactivated]

to distract myself im loggijng the system here goes im turning autoccorect on too so its not unreada le

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noah: host? main fronter, was part of the original along with sam, Not The Original though ? has msot trauma memories, dissociates 23/6. looks like the body but. with like. extra limbs and eyes Lots Of Eyes its why im kin with sagan bt i always draw myself without them so i dont get called weird yieks

bea: protector #1. the soft protector, mom headmate, pretty tall and conventionally attractive but. doesnt care. probably a lesbian

mari: protector #2. the aggressive protector. wont hesitate to kick people out of our life if they get fucky. i dont normally let hir though, pretty much the only one with long hair. is like 4'11", also a trauma holder

emmie: little. idk what to say shes basicslly a facet of noah at that age but is blissfully unaware of any trauma occurring

sam: part of original. split off from the original as well as me. he. doesnt have a job. hes a depression man and here are his depressionn hands? pretty emo and wants to hurt vessel so he doesnt front. only one with actual curly hair

lapis: fictive #1. happy persona basically, took on bea’s role when bea receded to the back of headspace. so kind of a soft protector i gues sbut its nit official, doesn’t really look like canon in most ways. portrays herself as grumpy when drawing but shes a sweetheart

d: fictive #2. idk what hes here for hes been here since the dawn of time but only recently started fronting. pretty chill. pretty close to canon

k: fictive #3. again idk why shes here she kind of looks after the protectors when everything catches up to them? pretty much canon in looks but we dk her timeline

aradia: fictive #4. basically canon. big hair. probably actually a ghost? used to be a kintype but then split off due to trauma

π: ???. may/may not be calliope we aren’t sure but theyre dissociating 24.7. nicce to talk to, goes incoherent when tired. we dunno why they chose to go by the pi symbol but its better than ??????

unknown: ???. we dunno. we really. dont know lmao theyre kinda always freaking out about something. also a dissociative headmate. close to ∆.

∆: ???. talks in symbols makes no sense we dk who they are or why theyre here or what they want because nobody exvept unknown understands them. they sound to the ears like theyre talking a forgotten language or smt

ryn/rin/ren: ???. dont know much about her shes very secretive and snakey. small and thin, weird colored hair

there are like three more but they don’t have names or like. projectiobs or anythibg so im not adding them

phew ok now we have an almost full log of system members to refer to

[lorddemonfort-blog]

Lapis is WAAAY too emo. So of course I made her even more emo by fusing her with another emo character that I made, Dark Pearl! She’s not Dark Pearl as in “ooh, it’s Pearl but evil” or anything shit like that. She’s just a Pearl who happens to be an unspecified dark colour. I didn’t actually draw this Dark Pearl, I just got a picture of Pearl and edited it because I’m a lazy bastard. And I didn’t colour in the sword. It was supposed to be dark reddish-pink. Just imagine it. It’s just as good. It’s fine.

Anyway, Dark Pearl is a natural-born warrior who’s a little reckless and very confident of her strength. But, she’s a Pearl who lives on Homeworld. So she’s an emo character because deep down she knows she doesn’t fit the role of a Pearl and that the Crystal Gems are right, but she can’t accept it. See? Emo. There ya go.

I don’t why these two would ever fuse. That seems incredibly unlikely, especially as I really like Dark Pearl’s character ‘cause she’s so tough, but I hate Lapis ‘cause she’s always whining. When I designed this fusion, I was deliberately challenging myself to make the most emo character I possibly could. That’s the only reason this fusion exists. But I’m super proud of her.