#emily mf prentiss

[bau-babyg]

Right…started drawing again after like way too long…so here’s a silly little sketch up of the lesbian icon herself…

Proportions are my arch enemy, please be gentle…but I wanna post more so 🥲

[em-prentiss]

Someone give evolution Emily a hug cause what the fuck😭😭

[lilfartbox1]

id like to take a personal moment to thank all tumblr writers.'

if u think no one appreciates ur work you're wrong and stupid (just this once)

BECAUSE I APPRECIATE YOU!! what do u mean ur living ur life ANDWORKING OVERTIME TO FEED THE FANDOMS???? u make the world go round. u make the community come together and enjoy the lore AND THE IM SPEECHLESS U GUYS DESERVE EVERYTHINGGG all the warmest hugs and cuddliest cats and rosiest flowers, i love u silly tumblr writers <3<3<3

shoutouts to my current fave writers - @michis-peaches @crow-raven-crow @weemssapphic @shslbunnylover @daydream-cement @milfsloverblog @agnessharknes

[allisluv]

Hiii!! Me again (🕸️).

Just been thinking about my girl, Emily, and how she absolutely, 110%, deserves the princess treatment.

I'm talking full on bubble baths w/ rose petals and candles, having her shoes tied/zipped up for her, cuddling/kissing her while she sleeps (cause i just know that mf has insomnia, and is clingy af), the old "taking your jacket off, and putting it around her shoulders, cause it's cold out, and she forgot to bring one, to wherever you are at that point in time", having her sit on the counter and look pretty, while you cook for the both of you (like a home date night, cause working at the BAU and scheduling dates, does not mix well. also i'm sorry, but her fancy-shmancy ass, can't cook to save her life), bringing her coffee/herbal tea (cause yk, self-care. that mf cannot keep living off caffeine) and a croissant from the cafe nearest Quantico. F-ING EVERYTHING!!

Would love to know your thoughts xxx

anon its good to have you back! one thing about emily prentiss is that she is horrible at letting people take care of her. she's just got this me against the world mindset so far engraved into her head that it's hard to get rid of. so on a rare night when she's too tired to insist that she's fully capable of taking care of herself, you pull out all the stops. youve drew her a bath and left a glass of wine there for when she lands back in virgina. you make her dinner and watch reruns of old game shows while she (reluctantly) melts into the sofa.

the little things that you do dont go amiss either -- her heart swells in her chest when you bend down to fasten her laces or when you drape your leather jacket over the slope of her shoulders. she simply adores it when you make an impromptu stop by the BAU to drop in a drink or her favourite snack.

bonuses: emily's the little spoon and is super clingy after a long day at work. she loves it when you scratch her scalp; it helps her drift off.

[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

personally, as a lesbian, i feel like i’d define another woman who has more masculine energy as a daddy and a woman who has more feminine energy as a mommy. it’s not necessarily tied to their style or appearance—i think i’d call emily prentiss from criminal minds daddy, because even though she appears more feminine her energy feels masculine. but then i’m not quite sure what defines feminine or masculine energy. it’s not that daddies are rougher or more dominant, because i adore fanfics about larissa weems in which she is rough and dominant, but she is totally a mommy to me (and a mf hot one at that 🥵).

idk! as with your explanation on the top/bottom, dom/sub thing, this is definitely very subjective. and to be totally honest i’m still not sure how i feel about these terms in the first place, what with their obvious connotation to parental relations. (rant over 😶) what do you think?

interesting! i guess i never thought about it much before. this is a very interesting discussion!

i mean, these terms have obvious connotations to parental relations bc they like started off as like. a fucked up kink ahhahah, and then slowly trickled into mainstream use and now i feel their meaning is much "milder" than it used to be? like it does not necessarily indicate some sort of parent kink, even though it def *can* i guess?? but uh, it says something about our collective psyche as a society, haha. freud would have a field day studying all of us. i don't really like the other stuff that comes with the mommy/daddy kink lol, like the weird parent play and shit, and like i just sorta think the terms daddy/mommy have kind of separated themselves from their original use in the kink community.

as for what makes a mommy and a daddy... idk man. i guess i would sort of agree with your definition? like i def know which female character, for example, would be daddy and which one mommy lol (imo). but i can't really explain my reasoning behind it. is it all rooted in gender stereotypes?? no idea, man! but idk, i think the whole mommy/daddy thing is sorta harmless, so there's no need to like venture too deeply into the whys haha. so yeah, i basically have nothing intelligent to say lol, and i have come to no conclusion. i think that "mommy", in my interpretation, would maybe have a slightly more soft approach, even when being super dominant. like she'd degrade you like a lady lollll, and maybe daddy would be more like, rough about it ahhaha. idk man.

(oh also. i asked some of my friends for their opinions now lol, because i am curious what they thought about my vibes, since my perception of myself is not always the best, and they all said i give off daddy vibes ahahahha. idk, i guess both would work for me lol. the mommy thing started off as a joke and now everybody calls me mommy lolllllll ashdashfdighfdas)

[maschotch]

girl wtf spencer is a literal genius and most of the time he sees the case in a different perspective and set a new way for the team to see the case in… the fuck are you talking about?? for example; he literally watched days worth of cctv footage in high speed?? can google do that?? he reads reports quickly, finds new information and profiles it quickly.. can google do that?? i followed you because you made valid points about jj but this is just too far. literally you can never find another character like spencer reid because he was made to be different than others. hotch is EASILY replaced. and emily prentiss and derek morgan proved that. so i don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. mf woke up and said “how can i be different than others🥺”

lmao. ok

[abbyromanoff]

Gonna watch some criminal minds soon and have a full blown panic attack watching Emily Prentiss be the fine mf she is 😀👍🏼

[desicroft02]

Why are all the characters I love all so different. Lara Croft, Eddie Munson, and JJ Maybank (my main mf 3🤞🏻❤️) And then the characters I simp for but don’t “love” I guess? Are Jotaro Kujo, Light Yagami, Sebastian Michaelis, Andrew Garfield’s spiderman, Bellamy Blake, Derek Morgan, Nathan Drake, Emily Prentiss, and Vi from Arcane. Like what is this madness.

[enbyprentiss]

listen ik i’m a reid girl, but when is it emily’s turn?? i even search up gifs and fics for her and they’re all just spencer. give my girl the attention she deserves, shit.

[apiratefellinlovewithastar]

Dave: [pointing at Emily] Leaves of three, let them be.

Penelope: Oh, man. Poison Ivy. Alcohol swabs, stat.

Emily: [scratching her arm] Thank you. [to Dave] You know, if I’ve got it, so do you.

Dave: I’m Italian. It knows better.

[misandristgod]

i’m sorry i simply cannot comprehend the brunch scene in season 7. emily and jj are girlfriends and they r inviting their bi friend spencer out for a GAY brunch it’s simply the only explanation

[lenakluthor]

goddAMN emily prentiss just makes me fdjskfjskadl my g O D

[booksincrime]

hotch: *hears a shot*

hotch: WHAT WAS THAT??

reid: PRENTISS SHOT AT MY COMPUTER

hotch, coming down the stairs: why the actual fuck did you do that?

emily: well, this dude was saying that he was immortal and i didn't care but then the mf started S P A R K L I N G

emily: i had to do something.

hotch, now looking at reid: YOU WERE WATCHING TWILIGHT?!?

[jockjenniferjareau]

emily prentiss makes me SO fucking sad like. this woman has really Been Through It and life just keeps hitting her in the face. leave her alone and let her heal you absolute walnuts

[youngdumbamericanteen]

hello i present to you a few conversations im 100% sure went down in the bau groupchat (with the elite 7)

penelope garcia has added emily prentiss, spencer reid, Aaron Hotchner, derek morgan, jennifer jareau, and david rossi to the chat

penelope garcia has changed the chat name to bau baddies

penelope garcia: i told you i’d make a groupchat!

derek morgan: babygirl is now really the time?

Aaron Hotchner: Garcia, we’re suiting up for a tactical infiltration. Please do this at another time.

emily prentiss: of course hotch texts with perfect grammar

jennifer jareau: his name is capitalized. how did he even do that?

penelope garcia: does hotch not text you emily?

emily prentiss: take a wild guess

spencer reid: Is this always going to make my phone buzz like this? I don’t like it.

david rossi: im begging u all to stfu

jennifer jareau: i forgot rossi is a gamer

Aaron Hotcher: We’re going in now, if any of you care.

penelope garcia: be safe guys!!!!

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papa rossi: whichever one of you mfs swapped my tomato sauce is going to get listed as a victim of our next unsub

princess: whatsa wrong? isa your MAHrinAHra disturbed?

jj: emily youre actually going to get yourself killed

Sir Hotch: You’re all supposed to be working you know.

goddess: its our lunch break!

papa rossi: and mine has been ruined

chocolate thunder: hey reid whats the difference between the two sauces

babie: You could just look it up you know.

chocolate thunder: this is more fun

Sir Hotch: Whichever one of you made Reid start yelling out ingredients is taking my place at the next budget meeting.

chocolate thunder: ooohh someones in trouble

chocolate thunder: oh wait shit its me

princess: HAHA

jj: you have to deal with straussssss

babie: Perhaps Rossi can make sure she’s in a good mood first.

princess: ...

jj: I-

goddess: spencer i told you WE DONT KNOW ABOUT IT

chocolate thunder: im not sure whos out of whos league here

papa rossi: just for that i wont

papa rossi: bitch

Sir Hotch: Prentiss, control your hyena laugh. I can hear it through my closed door.

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babie: The bartender said that all the victims “listened to girl in red”, do any of you know what that means?

princess: i love that band

goddess: im fucingdshj-

goddess: its a band lesbians listen to

babie: So the victims were lesbians. Maybe it's a hate crime?

chocolate thunder: are we just gonna brush over prentiss or

Sir Hotch: Morgan, what kind of profiler are you?

papa rossi: i knew from the second i met her

jj: so did i

babie: I did as well.

goddess: you saw her old bangs right?

jj: and her high school pictures?

chocolate thunder: reid and jj dont count, yall have that gay radar shit. hotch and rossi im not even gonna start on. penelope is the oracle of all knowledge so she also doesnt count.

chocolate thunder: ...ok maybe i was a little oblivious

Sir Hotch: A little?

princess: face it derek

princess: you have shit gaydar

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babie: Emily just got hit by a car!

princess: im fine

chocolate thunder: how are you fine?

princess: tis but a flesh wound

jj: if you fake your death again you wont ever have to flirt with another unsub

princess: ...

princess: hotch get the coffin

goddess: i cant keep secrets you guys know that!

jj: spence youre in the know this time so you cant be all mad about it ok?

babie: I was completely reasonable last time.

Sir Hotch: If you die in a car accident you have to pay for your own funeral.

princess: shit

papa rossi: before you ask, no.

chocolate thunder: oh thats cold

[qslovebot]

Dating the BAU: Blurbs/Imagine

What dating the members of the BAU would be like, as headcanoned by me and some bits- obviously taken from the screen.

Both women and men of the BAU are present here. Minus Rossi and Gideon, because even my daddy issues can't bring me to imagine being with... *gag* them.

A/N: IDK how to write small things, I'm sorry, okay?

Derek mf Morgan:

He's a teddy bear when alone with you, of course. Ladies' man, brings the classic chocolates and flowers on dates and on Valentines day, he will SPOIL YOU FILTHY. You'd probably joke about him with Penelope and he calls you 'babygirl'. Alone, it's fine, but when you're with Garcia and you both answer, it makes for a great laugh. He's very protective and does what he can to ensure your safety and comfort.

Emily Prentiss:

She probably broods a lot before admitting she likes you. Watches from afar, secretly smiles. Sometimes, you catch her smiling and she turns away entirely. When dating, she is sweet when alone and a little colder when with you in front of her coworkers. That will change over time, but she's not super into the PDA. She likes to play with your hair and makes tea whenever you seem stressed. Knows how to take care of you and is strict with anyone who looks at you the wrong way.

Penelope Garcia:

Total goofball. Movie references fly left and right on dates and in conversation. She's surprisingly good at Urkel impressions... Whenever you come over, she always tries to tidy up a little but gets distracted. Loves ordering Chinese takeout and watching Rom Coms, she probably makes you watch Twilight until you have the entire saga memorized. Very touchy at work and makes small snarky and suggestive comments when she probably shouldn't, but she's very loyal and cares deeply for you.

Spencer Reid:

This man stumbles over his words until late in the relationship because he always thinks you're so stunning. He makes sure you know it, too, always telling you how many people have said beauty is a concept made up in one's mind and beauty comes in all forms and you are in fact... his form. Sometimes he gets a little insecure about his job, his sex performance, his body, his habits, but you assure him that he is perfect just as he always assures you. He talks your ear off sometimes about his favourite shows and books, but truly, you don't mind. He loves to hold your hand when out anywhere, or just at home on the couch. He remembers every little thing and uses it to surprise you sometimes with small offerings. Often gives shoulder kisses and small, straight-lipped smiles. He reads you to sleep sometimes and just sits there and admires how truly lucky he is to be yours.

Aaron Hotchner:

Very dark and dismal when in public places, but becomes lighter and happier when with you. You lighten up his room, make his day when you bring him coffee at work. You miss him on cases, but when he comes home he always brings a long kiss and a warm smile. It surprises his team to see him so happy with you, but they sort of like it. He can be very protective, sometimes refusing to bring you to events in case of danger. Not super into PDA but will go for a hug whenever he feels like it, with strong hands and unfurrowed eyebrows.

JJ:

Sweet, loving, thoughtful. Afraid of love at first, but she commits to you truly and is all for everything. Kisses you goodbye every time you leave, no matter who is watching. Tells you all about her day and then lets you rant to her about yours. She listens to every word. She really loves smiling through kisses and she's always so bubbly around you. Goes all out on your birthday and anniversaries and invests as much time as she can into spending it with you.