#embarassing moment

[infernaljazzman]

Just me or should we normalize talking about Alastor to your Mother-in-Law.

If we had the courtesy to do that, I wouldn't be in such an awkward position now smh my head.

[softcarebears]

I JUST WENT THROUGH THE MOST EMBARRASSING SHIT EVER IN PUBLIC FR AND A BUNCH OF GUYS SAW IT😭😭😭💀

kay why essing myself sounds like the safest option right now

[gayofthefae]

Get you a ship who can do both.

Yes, the love is mutual

But so is the "really? him?"

[phantomrose96]

Fun bit of etiquette difference between Reddit and Tumblr is if someone misuses a word on Reddit (wrong "their", "peak"/"pique", whatever) it's common to see someone in the replies correct it and the OP will be like "oh thank you. edited my comment to fix grammar error"

If you do that on Tumblr you get mauled with teeth.

[mouseshift]

does this count as gay nerd hell

[iinryer]

bro that was a bad one even for 9-1-1. not just the copaganda but like. nothing got resolved. not a single thing resolved this episode. they set up a bunch of stuff and none of it lead anywhere or meant anything. what the fuck is going on

[honorarypines]

[spikedru]

still cant get over buffy saying the line "weird love is better than no love" in intervention.

[spitinsideme]

Because we now know you have a cat, you have to show it. I wanna see a cute little cat

yess .. of course you may .. she is beaitoful and id love to share her .. her name is sabrina and she is going to be 2 years old this june 👍 she is amazing and i love herso much

[erabu-san]

Collei receiving Ibis Piercer (the weapon) from Cyno

LOOK COOL ON HER but useless 😢😢

[qcomicsy]

I must be so fucking annoying be Robin in Gotham because everyone fucked your dad and they cannot stop talking about the fact they fucked your dad and the ones do didn't (joker) can't stop talking about it how much they want to.

But your dad is Batman so you think, "well at least when I'm not in costume I can have peace right?" but your wrong because you dad when is out of costume is also fucking Bruce Wayne.

[max-nolastname]

types of story that different black sails characters think they're in:

jack: typical underdog overcoming unbeatable odds story; he is the main character and the show is 100% about him and his joseph campbell hero's journey. he is like achilles seeking eternal glory. he is also like gilgamesh, seeking immortality because he's afraid of death

flint: one of those fairytale retelling stories from the villain's pov; he is the fire-breathing dragon/big bad wolf/wicked witch that his village has ostracized, chased out of his home with pitchforks and torches because they feared him and what he is and what he stands for. he knows that in another show, a more popular show, the story would be told from the pov of the villagers about the dangers that lie beyond the village walls and into the forest...but this is HIS show and in HIS show HE is the one that survived the villagers not the other way around and HE is the one that has been wronged and he WILL see them pay for it

miranda: at first she thinks she is the witty and cunning heroine of a regency period romance novel. she is critical of high society and it's archaic and sexist traditions, turns her nose up at the institution of marriage and yet against all odds finds a true partner in thomas. she thinks herself happier and smarter than her peers, for finding a way to explore her sexuality freely and still keep her high status. she is caught in a whirlwind romance with a handsome naval officer and well....then her story turns into a tragedy and a decade caught in lifeless loveless joyless limbo where she is sidelined into the background of someone else's story

max: overly aware that she is in A Story and that she is Not The Main Character; the spotlight is never on her, she will never take centre stage. in fact, she is in the wings, or perhaps watching the show from the back of the theatre as the stage manager, setting the scene and directing others to pull ropes, shine lights, open and close the curtains so that other actors can strut and fret their way around the stage

billy: revenge quest story! thinks he is the good guy, there to protect his friends and get revenge on the tyrant who killed his father. gains some genre awareness and realizes that he is not, in fact, the main character, but rather a side character caught in a romance between his captain and quartermaster and if he really wants to survive he's really gotta break them up

madi: a story of hope told around a campfire, passed on from generation to generation so people don't forget about the time that an island of maroons stood up to a seemingly eternal and unbeatable empire. some days, it's a cautionary tale, on how volatile solidarity can be with divisions like class, race and gender .... or how revolution necessitates violence that people who are comfortable in their oppression rather not pay... but no empire lasts forever and nothing is inevitable. the story sticks in the hearts and minds of future revolutionaries and someday someone somewhere will pick up the torch and continue the fight

season 1 walrus crew: workplace comedy

silver: [redacted]

[bluebudgie]

the lingering feeling of absolute dread after you've had an awkward social situation

[memecatwings]

so funny to watch trump try to win over working class voters by saying he'll abolish taxes on tips if he wins only for harris to say "yeah ok we can work on getting rid of taxes on tips" so trump then pivots to blaming harris for high prices on groceries and saying he'll lower them only for harris to again be like "yeah ok lets ban price gouging on groceries" this is the funniest shit of all time

[angelmush]

tis the season !

[spitinsideme]

the most romantoc thing youcan do is slowly take off your wifes dress and admire the scars she has actually