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Undertale Inbox Meme!

Send me a number and I’ll tell you…

1. When did you first get into Undertale?

2. Where did you hear about it?

3. How many playthroughs have you completed already (and what routes)?

4. What is your favorite fan theory?

5. Who is your favorite character and why?

6. What would you do upon falling into the Underground (assume you know nothing about it)?

7. What part of the game scared you the most?

8. What part of the game did you like the best?

9. Is there anything about the storyline that you felt was unfinished or confusing?

10. Sans or Papyrus?

11. What puzzle did you find the hardest?

12. If you could cosplay any character, who would you cosplay?

13. You are stuck in a room with one of the characters with no visible way out; assume that there is a way to leave, but you’d have to work together to figure it out. Who would you want to be stuck with and why? (Reasons being teleportation and timeline jumping doesn’t count as an effective way out, either! That’s too easy ;) )

14. Would you smooch a ghost?

15. Assume you could only taste one of the following: Papyrus’s spaghetti, Toriel’s butterscotch-cinnamon pie, Grillby’s burgers and fries, Nice Cream, or a Glamburger. Which one would you taste?

16. Which cousin is your favorite– Blooky, Meta, or Mad Dummy?

17. Out of all the locations in the game, where would you rather live?

18. What is your favorite track from the game?

19. Out of all the monsters shown, what kind of monster would you want to be?

20. Do you think if you had to go through the True Lab yourself, you would be able to do it? Or would you chicken out?

21. Do you look at buttercups a completely different way now?

22. Junior Jumble or crosswords?

23. Who is your least favorite character and why?

24. Do you have any headcanons?

and last, but not least…

25. Did you cry?

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For The Sake Of Crossovers, Send Me ☭ + A Fandom And I Will Describe My Character In That Verse

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Send me a “Φ” if you think my muse has a rocking booty.

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Whose (Pick-Up) Line Is It Anyway?

All of the lines below come from Whose Line’s World’s Worst Dating Service Video/Hats segment. Send my muse one of these to see their reaction!

“Let me give your Good Ship Lollipop a good licking.”

“Happy Birthday, now blow me out.”

“Wanna mount a Mountie?”

“Care to have a frog in your throat?”

“This year I do all the stuffing.”

“Wanna have a seat in the cockpit?”

“Now that you’re in my cockpit, mind if I eject?”

“I’m from Express Mail and I absolutely have to be there overnight.”

“Peel me.”

“Wanna go down South?”

“You find me veeeeery attractive…”

“Put your hands up! Alright, now jiggle around a little!”

“Care to help me with my hose?”

“Ha! We can make love using my Drunken Monkey style!”

“Who wants the love burrito?”

“I’ll try not to do it too fast, you might get the bends.”

“In my land, you can always get lei’d.”

“Guess who’s well hung?”

“Hello. I’ll let you touch Nessie.”

“Darlin’, everything’s big where I come from.”

“If you’re lucky, I’ll let you turn me on.”

“If we’re going down, we’re gonna go down together.”

“I’m magically delicious!”

“Care to be a knight rider?”

“My last boyfriend gave me Hermes.”

“Care to be touched by an angel?”

“When it comes to making love I might not be the best, but I’m damn Gouda.”

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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◆ —— LILO & STITCH QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

’ Why are you all wet? ‘ 

’ Aloha! ’

’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. ‘ 

’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’

’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’

’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’

’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’

’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’

’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’

’ No more caffeine for you. ’

’ Did you lose your job because of me? ‘ 

’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’

’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’

’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’

’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’

’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’

’ I didn’t teach him that. ’

’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’

’ Leave my mother out of this. ’

’ You are such a pain. ’

’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’

’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’

’ I’m lost. ’

’ Don’t interact with her. ’

’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’

’ Why do you act so weird? ’

’ You look familiar. ’

’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’

’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’

’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’

’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’

’ I hear you cry at night. ’

’ Do you dream about them? ’

’ You came back. ’

’ Nobody gets left behind. ’

’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. ‘ 

’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’

’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’

’ Are you.. happy? ’

’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’

’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’

‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’

’ We’d raise you to be good. ’

’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’

’ I read her diary. ’

’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’

’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’

’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’

’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’

’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’

’ Stupid head. ’

’ Did you catch fire again? ’

’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’

’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’

’ Do you want to be taken away? ’

’ You’re just jealous ‘cause I’m pretty! ’

’ My friends need to be punished. ’

’ Heard you lost your job. ’

’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. ‘ 

‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’

’ He’s very persuasive. ‘ 

’ I know you had something to do with this. ’

’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’

’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’

’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’

’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’

’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’

’ This is low even for you! ’

’ You are all mine. ’

’ You know I have no choice. ’

‘  Please don’t do this. ’

’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’

’ She needs me. ’

’ Leave me alone to die. ’

’ What is that monstrosity? ’

’ Does this look infected to you? ’

’ You’d better not have rabies. ’

’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’

’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’

’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’

’ It has no place among us. ’

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A selection of headcanon questions based around the various items within Undertale! If sent to a multi-muse blog be sure to specify who the question is for!

as requested by @andy-anarchist

Bandage: How high or low is their pain tolerance?

Monster Candy: Are they the type to stuff their pockets with “take-a-piece” candies when no one is looking?

Spider Donut: How stingy are they about food? How about with money?

Spider Cider: What kind of drinks (alcoholic or nonalcoholic) do they refuse to drink? Is there a reason they won’t drink it?

Butterscotch Pie: What’s their favorite dessert?

Snail Pie: Do they have any kind of memory attached to certain foods? Are they reminded of those memories when they eat that food?

Snowman Piece: Do they enjoy traveling? If so, what are some of their favorite places that they’ve explored so far?

Nice Cream: Are they the type to try to be a better person? If so, how do they do so?

Bisicle: What kinds of things can they not get enough of?

Unisicle: Are there any kind of things they enjoy eating but can only consume in small portions? Why is that?

Astronaut Food: What kind of snacks do they prefer to carry on hand if they need to?

Crab Apple: Do they like anything that’s bitter or sour or do they avoid them entirely?

Sea Tea: Are they a hasty sort of person? Do they want instant-gratification or do they not mind a wait or what they want?

Abandoned Quiche: Do they have any comfort foods they turn to on a bad day?

Dog Salad: What kind of food do they enjoy that other people typically find disgusting or questionable?

Instant Noodles: Do they eat any kinds of food in a different manner than it’s usually served?

Junk Food: Are they the type to avoid throwing out food as much as possible?

Bad Memory: What is something that haunts them, something they can’t seem to forget or chase away no matter how hard they try?

Last Dream: What do they strive to achieve in their life at all costs?

Toy Knife: What kinds of toys did they prefer growing up, if any? Do they keep any even now or have they given them all up?

Tough Glove: Are they the sort to put on a tough act or do they crumble easily under pressure?

Ballet Shoes: Do they have any hobbies or passions that are physically demanding in some way?

Torn Notebook: Are they the sort to need to work out their feelings and thoughts through writing or drawing? Do they find meaning in the practice?

Burnt Pan: How well do they cook? Do they enjoy it or do they actively avoid doing it if they can?

Empty Gun: Do they collect any sort of weapons as a hobby? If so, why?

Worn Dagger: Are they good at taking care of tools/equipment or do they tend to neglect or forget to?

Real Knife: Are they skilled with any sort of weapon? Did they pick up the skill for any practical reasons or as a hobby?

Faded Ribbon: Do they like to accessorize? What accessories do they prefer overall?

Manly Bandanna: Do they tend to decorate their things with pins or drawings? What are some of their favorite things to decorate with if they do?

Old Tutu: Are they the type to put effort into their appearance every day or do they only prefer to do so on special occasions?

Cloudy Glasses: Are they a pessimist or an optimist? Or are they somewhere in between?

Temmie Armor: What kind of an education do they have?

Stained Apron: Are they messy when they cook or do they tend to clean things up as they go?

Cowboy Hat: How do they feel about body hair in general?

Heart Locket: What sorts of things do they do for their friends? Do they tend give more than they get for their loved ones?

Locket: Do they have any items they keep dearly because of sentimental reasons? What is it and why is it so important to them if so?

Annoying Dog: Do they have or have they had any kind of pets?

Dog Residue: How well do they handle being around animals, or how they feel about animals in general?

Mystery Key: How often do they keep secrets about themselves from others? Are there any specific reasons they do so or is it just how they are in general?

Undyne’s Letter: What’s their favorite way to communicate?

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The Matrix {Sentence Starters}

“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.”

“Do you believe in fate?”

“What is real? How do you define ‘real’?”

“I’m going to enjoy watching you die.”

“That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.”

“You’re cuter than I thought.”

“How did I beat you?”

“I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here.”

“So what do you need? Besides a miracle.”

“Nobody has ever done this before.”

“There is no spoon.”

“I know my rights. I want my phone call.”

“I know you’re out there!”

“Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions.”

“To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.”

“It doesn’t matter what I believe.”

“I thought it wasn’t real!”

“Never send a human to do a machine’s job.”

“Welcome to the real world.”

“This never happened. You don’t exist.”

“You’ve been living in a dream world…”

“I used to eat there. Really good noodles.”

“I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin.”

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Rate my Rp skill.

★ = room for improvement ★★ = not bad ★★★ = pretty good ★★★★ = a badass at everything you post ★★★★★ = are you even human? DAMN. -★ = wow, quit while you’re ahead. -★★ = shit, I can’t read some of that one. -★★★ = huh? What are you even talking about? -★★★★ = ok, half of this isn’t even words, it’s just random shit. -★★★★★ = I really think you need to learn how to read. Or just leave, yeah….. just leave. Stop talking and leave.

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super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ��� : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☯ : If you’re comfortable with it, write a drabble about our muses doing something naughty. If not, put a strikethrough across this one in your reblog (or simply don’t do it; your blog, your rules ;3). ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

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Kingdom Hearts Quotes Sentence Starters

“Be a good boy (girl) now.”

“Why trouble you in your final hour?”

“Got it memorized?”

“Dance, water dance!”

“Get up on the hydra’s back!”

“Remember the order. You must eliminate the traitor.”

“I always follow orders, (name).”

“The Organization’s betrayed. In that name I will annihilate you.”

“My friends are my power!”

“Strength to protect what matters.”

“Fill me with the power of darkness!”

“Supreme darkness!”

“(name), they put bugs in him!”

“It means he’s straight as an arrow and pure of heart.”

“Have you been a good boy (girl)?”

“Light is made up of lots of colors and of all those colors, red is the one that travels the farthest.”

“Like I asked, know-it-all.”

“You both think you can do whatever you want.”

“Well I’m sick of it.”

“What’s your problem?!”

“Go on you just keep running!”

“But I’ll always be there to bring you back!”

“Please don’t hold back, (name). Promise.”

“That would be an unfortunate dénouement.”

“Your insincerity is comforting.”

“After all, we’re friends now.”

“I’ll see you when I see you.”

“You still play with toy swords? That’s cute.”

“You…had enough? Cuz I’m willing to call it a draw if you are.”

“Must be in the snap of the wrist or something.”

“Oh.”

“Dark rescue’s my middle name.”

“I’m (name). Call me (another name).”

“I walk the road to dawn.”

“I’m what Nightmares fear.”

“There’s no way you’re taking (name)’s heart!”

“SUBMIT!!”

“(name), do you like (other name)?”

“Of course I do! He’s (she’s) my best friend!”

“Together. Always.”

“That would be the last night we ever spent beneath the same stars.”

“The only thing I saw you draw was a big ‘L’ on your forehead for ‘loser’, ‘lame’, ‘laughable’.”

“Look who’s finally awake.”

“Or, maybe I’ve got it wrong.”

“Might be time to sleep.”

“Your hopes are nothing! Nothing but a mere illusion!”

“I have dreams every night and you’re in those dreams, (name)!”

“Then they sure aren’t memories. How can I be a part of your past?”

“I hardly know who I am.”

“What is so wrong with wanting some answers!”

“This time, I’ll fight.”

“It’s my lucky charm, be sure to bring it back to me.”

“See you soon.”

“(name)! Use the Keyblade!”

“It’s way past time you learned what real hurt feels like!”

“I’m a bad guy so you have to go through me.”

“We’re Nobodies who have no one to be, yet we still are.”

“But now you can be nothing instead of just being a Nobody.”

“You’re off the hook.”

“This is the place I come from. I just know it!”

“Who am I? What am I here for?”

“What else is darkness except hate and rage?”

“(name) is feeding the dark fires within you, making you fight.”

“You’ll go astray again.”

“These lifeless keys used to be full of power.”

“Oh! The key!”

“I know I’ll never forget you.”

“Believe me, I try all the time.”

“Darkness is the heart’s true essence.”

“That’s not true!”

“(name) wants to destroy me?”

“We’ll meet again!”

“I may not know it’s you and you may not know it’s me, but we’ll meet again!”

“You won’t disappear. You’ll be whole.”

“(name)… (name)’s here.”

“I looked everywhere for you.”

“This is real.”

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SARCASM: a sentence pack

“That went well.”

“I hope you’re happy now.”

“Brilliant.”

“Do you ever use your brain, or do you just think those five pounds are a built in workout for your neck muscles?”

“Remind me why I should care.”

“Oh, gosh, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall I do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”

“This is your bright idea?”

“Wow, you are just so incredibly funny.”

“You keep on telling yourself that, sweetheart.”

“Whose idea of a fun time is this?”

“Careful, keep having that much fun and it might actually start being good for your health.”

“Yes, because your well-being is definitely my number one concern.”

“I’ll lose sleep over that. Definitely.”

“Oh, no. Whatever shall we do? It’s dark and we live in the 21st century!”

“Yeah, sure thing.”

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Curse of the Black Pearl Starters

I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of. 

This is either madness… or brilliance. 

It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide. 

You cheated. 

You’re supposed to be dead! 

Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out. 

I think he’s telling the truth. 

If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us. 

Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of “Parley”. 

The Black Pearl? I’ve heard stories. She’s been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. 

No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? 

I am not obsessed with treasure. 

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. 

Why is the rum gone? 

There’ll be no living with her after this. 

You best start believing in ghost stories

I want you to leave and never come back. 

The code is more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules.

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. 

If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. 

You’re not a eunuch are you? 

A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around! 

Stop blowing holes in my ship! 

Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? 

The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. 

You stole my boat! 

No, it’s frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard. 

I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate. 

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Futurama Starters

Good news everyone!

Bite my shiny metal ass!

You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but don’t pay you or let you go.

Your granny can go to hell!

Sweet zombie Jesus!

What a weird dream! I’ll never get back to sleep…

So long, jerkwads!

What do you mean “we”, flesh-tube?

Our crew is replaceable, your package isn’t.

Lies, lies and slander!

I am gonna fly her brains out.

To the flying machine!

I’m more hungry than a green snake in a sugar cane field!

But going through a divorce together, you can’t pretend that didn’t bring us closer together.

Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone’s going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.

No! I was about to close the deal!

They had a backwards time machine!

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Monty Python Sentence Starters

“Whilst I rest, read to me a while from Shakespeare’s "Gay Boys in Bondage”.“

"It’s NOT a balloon! Balloons is for kiddy-winkies. If you want to play with balloons, get outside.”

“Hello. I’d like to talk to you tonight about a minority group of people who have no mental or physical handicaps and, who, through no fault of their own, have never been deprived, and consequently are forced to live in conditions of extreme luxury.”

“Spoken like a gentleman. Now, are you going to give me a fish license?”

“Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.”

“You have the wrong map here, you silly old leg-before-wicket person.”

“Dear sir, I am over three thousand years old and would like to see a scene of two people in bed.”

“In the old days, we used to make our own fun. At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.”

“The blancmanges are really Australians trying to get the rights of the pelote rules from Czech publishers!”

“No need to thank me. It’s all in a day’s work for… Confuse-a-Cat.”

“And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?”

“And now for something completely different.”

“But by lunch, the situation had changed dramatically.”

“Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.”

“I thought that ending was a bit predictable.”

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Send me instructions you would give someone on “How to Care For” my muse.

On or off anon, come and tell me how you think my muse is best taken care of. 

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SHERLOCK HOLMES (2009) QUOTES

Send my muse one of the following to get their reaction!

“Always nice to see you, (name).”

“This is a matter of professional integrity. No girl wants to marry a doctor who can’t even tell if a man’s dead or not.”

“(name), what have you done?”

“Madam, I need you to remain calm. And trust me, I’m a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.”

“My journey took me somewhat further down the rabbit-hole than I’d intended and, though I dirtied my fluffy white tail, I’ve emerged … enlightened.”

“The devil’s due a soul, I’d say.”

“Permission to enter the armory?”

“You do know what you’re drinking is meant for eye surgery?”

“What could she possibly need? An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.”

“(name), you must widen your gaze.”

“You and I are bound together on a journey that will twist the very fabric of nature.”

“London’s so bleak this time of year. Not that I’m pining for New Jersey…”

“Oh, he’s killed the dog…again.”

“When the dead walk…the living will fill these coffins!”

“Get that out of my face.”

“It’s not in your face, it’s in my hand.”

“Get what’s in your hand out of my face.”

“There is absolutely nothing of interest to me, out there, on Earth, at all.”

“I never complain! How am I complaining?! When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?!”

“At least they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.”

“(name), does your depravity know no bounds?”

“What of the warts? Are they EXTENSIVE?!”