#elodie is so gay my god.

[nemnums]

they should’ve been canon

[adamsrcnan]

OKAY OKAY here we goooo an annoyingly long-ish post about all my thoughts on The Sunshine Court

Spoilers Spoilers Spoilersss you've been warned

First things first it is so interesting to see Nora writing from not one but TWO new people's perspective. Jean's perspective is just devastating being inside his head is heartbreaking the constant fear and panic and how much of his energy is used on just pushing down every memory of what was done to him. His coping mechanisms are terrifying and i truly do hope by the end of book 2 he has a healthier way of dealing with it bc baby boy stop hurting yourself :( Every sentence was so painful to read. But also his resilience the entire time to get through it no matter what, god i fucking love him!!! He is a fighter.

Jeremy's perspective is sooooo refreshing. He is such a little sweetheart i could cry. The fact that he sends hand written letters and he's so caring and genuine but he can also be so stern. When he dropped that "i asked you a question" to Lucas fkehdjdfjdh OK SIR. I'M SAT. His relationship with the family butler is so endearing as well i need more background on that for sure! My only one criticism is that he didn't have enough pov chapters and i'm hoping we'll learn more in the second book of course because there's still so much about him and his (dysfunctional? toxic?) family dynamic that we don't know yet but also i'm greedy and i wanna know EVEYTHING about him !!!

Kevin and Jean are so just tragic it actually breaks my fucking heart like "you didn't have to slit my throat on the way out" JEAN??? and "promise me you won't try again. I can't lose you." KEVIN??? And the fact that Jean to this day is still keeping that promise. Also Jean's obvious but secret long term crush on Kevin the way it's subtly dropped every time Jean has to stamp down on his desire's and "temptations" GOD PLEASE I CAN'T STAND IT

SPEAKING OF!!! BISEXUAL JEAN ??? BI JEAN??? BI JEANNNN !!!!

Neil and Jean oh my God like where do i even start?? The guilt Jean feels at what happened to Neil in the Nest and him finally calling him by his name after Riko's death and telling him his game was good. And Neil seriously needs to give himself more credit for how much of a caring person he is because the way he indirectly told Jean that he thinks he is worth saving and didn't even hesitate before asking Stuart to send someone after That Guy after what Jean told him. Neil Josten the man that you are!!!

Jean's little sister Elodie what a beautiful name. Them being so close and him reading to her. The way he found out about her death jolted me differently. It was so awful and i'm so sorry Jean didn't get to see her grow up and meet her again.

Renee and Jean oh my god. Jean thinking she's beautiful (bitch me toooo) And the whole right person wrong time ugh i can't stand it. Him wearing her necklace all the time, enough that Jeremy always notices it. And unabashedly stealing her picture from the foxes lounge. Like he did not give a fuck. He said this one is mine. One good reason to stay alive being rainbows i'm gonna FKSJSKDHDH. Theirs would be such a soft love.

Speaking of soft loves Laila and Cat are EVERYTHINGGGG. God they are so cute with their little domestic life and their rich gay boy son who crashes on their couch with his cardboard cut out dog. That whole friendship dynamic is beautiful. Their fierce protectiveness and care over Jean as well and the patience they have with him even after the little kitchen incident. When Cat took Jean out for a drive on her motorcycle god that was such a heart warming moment and Jean helping them cook as well and becoming the girls' little sous chef it's so cute so endearing !!!

FINALLY FINALLY THE JEREJEAN DYNAMIC

PLEASE I'M GONNA SCREAM

Jeremy being the one who told Jean that Riko was dead i don't even know what to begin with THAT like hhhhhhh. The way they're both stupidly attracted to each other but won't/can't do anything about it. THE WHOLE "say yes Jeremy" SCENE WTF WAS THATTT I WAS GOING INSANEEEE. Both of them having to stop mid sentence when they catch the other looking FINE as hell. Jean being so obvious that even Lucas picks up on the way he looks at Jeremy. Jeremy being there to ground Jean in a Moment and helping him come down from it. Grabbing his face and telling him he's okay. Moving into the room with him to make him feel more comfortable !! The way Jean grabs Jeremy's chin (boiiiii). Jeremy constantly reminding Jean that he is NOT A RAVEN ANYMORE no matter how many times he has to say it. Jeremy saying he'll wait as long as it takes until Jean speaks to him. JEREMY GIVING HIM A HUG AND JEAN CLUTCHING DESPERATELY TO HIS SHIRT FUUCUFHDHSJHSSUHDH and then the "will you help me?" And the "Anything you need" AND THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE A CERAMICS CLASS TOGETHER?!?!?!!!! i can't i can't i can't i caaan'ttt

There's so much more to say but i'm gonna leave it at this for now because i need to go re-read it again and take my time with it this time round but i really could not have asked for anything better Nora truly outdid herself here !!! I'm forever grateful she blessed us with this after so long.

[mostlyvoid-partiallyflowers]

Okay I just speedran The Sunshine Court in like 12 hours. I will be rereading it soonly and giving more coherent thoughts but here’s my main takeaways:

- Thought #1: Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck this book exists. I am on the floor I’m so fucking excited.

Spoilers below the cut

- I absolutely love that we get both Jean and Jeremy POVs. It’s great especially because Jean is an oblivious and traumatized and if we just see things through his eyes we would never get to see Jeremy PINING like an absolute icon. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s about the pining, the waiting, the yearning. I’m simple man, I like my books gay, angsty, and with tension you could cut with a knife. This delivers on all accounts.

- I love getting to see the end of tkm from Jean’s perspective. Getting to see him watch the Foxes v Ravens game was incredible. I’m a very big fan.

- Renee and Jean time! Renee giving Jean her cross necklace. I’m in tears, I’m dead, I’m on the floor. It’s not the right time for us 😭. Excuse me? I’m unwell.

- Kevin Day, queen of my heart! Getting to see how someone other than Neil canonically sees Kevin is an absolute treat for me. Jean’s weakness for beautiful men has become known. Me too Jean, me too.

- Jeremy, light of my life, I can’t believe you’re rich. At least your family sucks because I don’t think I could take it if your family was wealthy and nice.

- Jeremy + Jean meeting for the first time. Jeremy trying and failing to play with a yo-yo. I’d die for you. They are ADHD 🤝 Autism solidarity me thinks.

- Montana has a pro Exy team which is not at all plausible but I’ll let it slide because one Montana mention for the win and two the team is called the Rustics which is absolutely what we’d call a pro sports team if we had one. The only reason Montanan’s at large would commit to indoor lacrosse is that Kayleigh Day was Irish and so solidarity.

- Laila and Cat, my beloveds. The description of their apartment has me yearning for the same. They have a bay window with a window seat okay. That’s like in my top three desires for a home.

- Carboard cutout dog with a classic Nora pet name. I’ll love Mister B forever. I love how Jeremy keeps moving him around. I love how Jean hates it.

- Trans characters! Poly characters! Nonbinary characters! Nora, my birthday has come a little late but damn this was a gift!

- I am absolutely pronouncing Jean wrong in my head probably 70% of the time.

- I’m so fucking angry at the Ravens. My blood is boiling and I want to cry. Jean deserved better, Kevin deserved better, Riko deserved better. All the Ravens deserved better. I want to put Tetsugi Moriyama into a blender and feed him to the crows.

- Jean was 16. I’m absolutely incandescent with rage.

- Jeremy is so patient with Jean and I will forever love him for that.

- This book was a lot shorter time frame than I was expecting, mainly because I keep forgetting there’s going to be another one.

- The food control but is driving me crazy. It makes me so fucking mad. Let my boy eat. I want him to be happy.

- Jeremy has seen Jean looking 👀 ummmmmm hello? “More exclusively than you do, I think.” I’m on the floor.

- Laila buying Jean a sex toy?!? Oh my god. What would she even get him? I feel like he deserves a vibrating cock ring or something fun like that. That way service top™️ Jeremy Knox can use it on him when they finally get together.

- I love seeing Neil from Jean’s perspective. It’s funny how different he is from my perspective and Jean’s/everyone else’s. I’ve spent so much time thinking about him from Andrew’s pov that it’s weird seeing him through anyone else’s. Everyone is like this scrappy irritating son of bitch is gonna get what’s coming to him, and Andrew is like, well I can’t not fuck him.

- The second Jean mentions Drake to Neil. And then Neil immediately calls a hit out on Gr@yson. Neil, you will always be famous to me.

- Jean-Yves! I hope he starts using his full name again at some point.

- Elodie :(((((( I can imagine what Jean’s going through and I am so afraid for him. If he keeps pushing all these feelings down he’s going to break sooner or later, but probably sooner.

- Jeremy’s unconditional support of Jean has my whole heart. Jean has friends now. I’m crying.

[buggabuggabug]

ok so little fact about me, I don't really ship a lot of characters really intensely in shows and movies

but when I do

I get very, very crazy about it

funnily enough all of these couples and WLW couples, which I have lovingly decided to call "my lesbians"

so in honor of pride month you all have to hear about them here's the list in no particular order

#1 Cleo + frida kahlo (clone high)

- beautiful, no words

-the are really funny, like this ship was so left field for me but they became my favorite part of this entire show so quickly

- I just love their dynamic of tall pretty woman and little gremlin who's obsessed with her, but fridas also the chill one in this instance and Cleo is the freak

- they are the calm in whatever the fuck is going on with the rest of clone high

#2 Megan + graham ( but I'm a cheerleader)

- if you have not watched this movie please do holy shit

- it's just ??? so sweet ??? opposites attract kinda dynamic, sweet girl just realizing she's gay, and veteran lesbian who acts all mean cause she's too scared of letting anyone close to her again

- this movie is phenomenal and so funny, and they make me cry every time

#3 elodie + Enid ( ok KO)

- I will never stop talking about them

- they walked so questioning lesbians everywhere could have an intense all consuming slightly gay relationship with their best friends and then the friendship explode and they never speak again

- I am so a sucker for childhood friends to enemies to friends again to lovers

- they are canon in my heart

- LOOK AT HOW GAY THEY ARE OH MY GOD AHAHAAHAAA-

#4 luz + amity (the owl house)

- mandatory lumity posting

- their just too cute and sweet, and I love crazy optimist brings the sheltered A+ mean girl out of her shell

- you can probably sense a pattern with my opposites attract thing

- I just love a power couple who balance each other out

#5 Susie + Noelle (deltarune)

-these little freaks

-noelle being obsessed but also so damn nervous is so cute

-susie is so fucking stupid oh my god

- again, opposite attract, but this time it's dumbass chalk eater (yeah) and the straight A student who is smitten

- I love them your honor they need to be happy or I will explode

#6 and final pairing, rei + Hanna ( not so shoujo love story)

- ok if you haven't read this webtoon, please do oh my god

- it's mostly comedy focused but like

- THE ROMANCE

- Hanna is so fucking crazy, and so is rei but in the opposite direction

- everyone in this series is fucking insane

- their friendship is so funny, and like, the slow burn as you watch the feelings get caught is immaculate

- please read it I'm begging you I need more people to talk about this with, even if romance is not your thing, the characters are so funny it won't matter

OK so that's it, those are my lesbians. I'm sorry this post is so crazy long but I needed to scream this into the void, thank you for your time, and feel free to add your own lesbians if you have them!

[liannaflower]

What are your top 5 books?

Ah well....this is a hard question and for a sad reason. I have no idea😂😅

Most of my so called fave books were my favourite years ago, so it's hard to tell if I still like them. For example Percy Jackson books, specifically the first one because ahh ✨Ares✨ of course, but I recently wanted to reread it again and couldn't even get to reaching camp.

Well anyways, what I know for sure is The Wolf Den by Elodie Harper. (By the way these aren't in order.) It was a unique read and I surprisingly liked it. I also read the next part and had high hopes for it but it flopped. 🥺 The covers are so pretty tho. It had a great vibe (this almost sounds like a red flag) and it basically follows the lives of prostitutes in Pompeii few years before the eruption.

Another one for sure is The song of Achilles (Madeline Miller) and while I usually don't like (khm I hate them) retellings this one was cute. It's been on my fave list for like 8 years and even rereading hasn't diminished it.

Then Prince's Gambit by C. S. Pacat from the captive prince trilogy and oh my gods. This has everything. The ancient Greece vibes, the enemies to lovers, the gayness😂😂😂(and the sex , the torture, the betrayals etc) I found this series by total accident and thank gods I did. I adore it.

Here I would normally mention one of the Pjo books (either 1st or 4th) but I can't do so now, and then I would mention one of the Eragon books but I also can't because it's been years without rereading them. (I always used to say Legendary from Stephanie Garner but I just recently reread it and I realised I no longer love it)

Sooo that leaves me questioning things. One that came to my mind is a Hungarian book. Aranyember - Jókai Mór (roughly translated: Golden man/gold man by Mór Jókai) It's a much hated book in Hungary (at least among students, I'm not sure if it's still obligatory or not anymore) because it's long and the writer has a unique style, where he makes every description soooo long but I adore it. It's a love story with a poor man falling in love with a rich girl and marrying her but then she's just saying yes out of obligation and she doesn't love him back etc etc. Then he falls in love with a poor girl and so he has double lives. He is also very very good with money so everything he invests in turns out so much better than expected and he gets very rich too. So basically just full of lies and love and agony and self debate. It's also not modern so it's set back in the old Hungary but that gives the charm. And damn it's just such a great book now I wanna watch the movie again too. 😭

The other I thought of is a short story to the Captive Prince trilogy. The Pet. Why? No idea. But I think it's great how it adds depth to a certain not so liked side character. After reading it I love him so so much. Also read one of the best fanfics for this book. Fuck that was so gooooood too.

Sadly I don't read as much as I should anymore or as I would want to.

If I really have to pick a legit book instead of the last one it would be The betrayals by Bridget Collins. Wonderful cover first of all. Made me buy it😂 I liked it, it was mysterious and a bit messy but not enough gay for me but oh well. Other honorary mention is Call me by your name and Find me by André Aciman. Beautiful stories. Nice writing. No other words.

Thanks for the ask. I really need to start reading better books because in the past year I mostly read thrillers and trash erotica or just yaoi😅 and none of those will ever hold me as close. On that note do you or anyone have any recs?

[pasteloctoz]

Updating the next few (by that I mean like- 10) uploads for my @theevernexusrp acc queue and GOD the 9th and 10th uploads are my favorites.

We only upload every week, so those are coming in 6-7 weeks, but Jesus, it was gay.

The best part of roleplaying with your friends is that you get to make a canonical gay ship with your gf and just be gay in character.

Spoiler Alert: Ruby and Elodie were supposed to get married before everything happened. High school sweethearts they were.

[samcarpnter]

You’ve been working out, by the way. I appreciate that.

[tabbyadams]

Eps 6/7 thoughts and theories. SPOILERS AHEAD

So mystery solved: Kelly is alive! And -A’s target was not the twins, just Karen.

Those Tabogen moments sharing their experience/trauma with each other got me 💔🥺😢. It’s starting to give me the impression their assaults were less of a crime of opportunity, and more and more like Millwood got a serial r*pist on the loose.

Angela was also assaulted right before she died. It can’t be a coincidence -A decided to get her revenge now... after both Tabby and Imogen went through the same horrible thing, right? 

MASH needs to be canon! Noa said it. Love it for now... since Ash does seem to be the most reliable guy in Millwood. Plus he makes Mouse smile like that! 

Yeah, I didn’t trust Marjorie to actually go to rehab. And boom, it didn’t take her much time to flip the script on her own daughter and not go! Noa deserves better!

“Oh my God. They have cucumber water!”

Eddie Lamb, from orderly at the Radley sanitarium to maintenance manager at Radley hotel!

Rose Waters was visited by all of the moms who always signed as A. Waters!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!!?!?! 🤯😱 + 1 mysterious person (possibly whoever assaulted Angela). And Rose has been out of the asylum for a few years already. She could be -A, but that would be TOO easy.

FARAN’S BIO THE MOTHER WOUNDDDDDD 😱 😱 😱 

Corey is a fucking horrible person not just for what she did to Angela, but for the pressure and abuse she’s putting her daughter through, too. I love that Faran spoke up for herself even before learning the whole truth, and is done covering up her scars. More power to her! 

The more we learn about the other moms in the present and what they did to Angela in the past, the more I expect them to reveal just how terrible and horrible Davie and Sidney really are.

Another mystery solved. Elodie was a surrogate who decided to keep the baby therefore the person she claims tried to take Mouse was her biological father.

There’s something about Mouse that isn’t clicking. So she wasn’t actually kidnapped, and Steve is not related to her in any way, but she still sought contact with parents who had their children taken from them. To what end? I cannot for the life of me understand the logic here. I was surprised to see her threatening her stalker (good for her!), and totally shocked when she used a burner to force her mom Elodie to tell the truth about what happened to her when she was a child. That’s a total -A move of her.

Speaking of -A move, this shot:

Look these 2 dudes would make the perfect -A team, too perfect to be true, so it can’t be. But I’d go into a murderous rage too, if they suggested graphic sexual violent movies for a double feature. A mere coincidence those movies are 2 of Wes’ favorites and Chip thinking Tabby is gonna love it. 

SERIOUSLY!?!? Chip, why you gotta act so sketchy? So he used to have a crush on Tabby and now is crushing on Imogen… not suspicious at all. And Imogen fell for that nice guy act. I dunno... I don’t like this.

Wild speculation incoming:

I still think Tabby is definitely gay

Mouse is part of the -A team or she knows exactly who -A is.

Chip is the r*pist

Wes is Angela’s brother

Sheriff Beasley is the other person who used to visit Angela’s mom

ps-  I was right about Faran’s mom being next on -A’s list, but she was simply exposed not killed.

[threefortysixam]

I just wanted to write about how the survivors would react to you coming out to them. :)

Quentin: you’re gay…? Uhm, could I ask you a few questions then? I’ve been questioning myself for a bit now…

Feng: sus

Nea: I fuckin knew it. My gaydar was ringing so loud the moment you showed up.

Jeff: They/Them? Got it. If I get your pronouns wrong, just let me know. I’m still a little new to that whole thing.

Adam: *flawlessly nails your pronouns every time without a second thought*

Bill: *Threatens to kill anyone who misgenders you on purpose*

Cheryl: honestly, me too. Women are fucking fantastic

David: gay, eh? *Flexes* Am i your type by chance?

Jake: *Smiles slightly* I’m bi too.

Meg: oh my god, you’re gay? Who do you have a crush on, I can totally set you up.

Kate: *whispers* I think I’m Bi too. Does kissing girls while drunk count?

Jane: *tearing up* Thank you for trusting me with this.

Ace: That’s alright, I’ve had my fair share of dick sucking because of lost bets.

Ash: a gay guy can still blow a zombies head off if need be, right?

Michael: *heavy breathing of acceptance*

Dwight: gay? Is David you’re type too?

Yui: were you scared to tell me at first? Oh baby, there’s no way I look straight to you, right? Oh that’s so embarrassing to me-

Steve: *fingerguns you and winks*

Zarina: can you explain gender-fluid to me one more time? I wanna make sure I get this right.

Yun-jin: oh my god this would get so many likes-

Felix: *asking thoughtful questions and showing that he’s interested in learning more*

Elodie: be yourself no matter what. Don’t let nobody tell you who you are other than you

Claudette: *overjoyed* oh my goodness thank you so much for telling me! *hugs you tightly*

Leon: Is that a pokemon?

Jill: if Leon asks a dumbass question about this, just walk away.

Nancy: for the love of god, please help Steve with his gay awakening. I’m tired of him staring at Quentin “platonically”.

Tapp: *doesn’t make it a super big deal and gives you a fist bump and a thumbs up*

Laurie: makes sense. All pansexuals are badasses

Mikaela: do you want me to teach you how to put the aura of your pride flag on a boom totem? I can totally do that!

[rotanawrites]

I fucking knew it I fucking knew it, I knew since a couple episodes ago that Marco’s bitch ass was gonna kidnap Luca and take him back to The Philippines behind Thony’s back 

and every Thony/Marco scene in the finale just made me more confident uuuuugh

And Chris’s FACE when he realized his lil buddy Luca was gone! :(

Nadia was fuckin’ HOT. AS ALWAYS. God, I’m so gay

Isabel?? ALSO HOT. 

This show better get a season TWO DAMMIT.

Elodie Yung and Adan Canto’s acting chemistry??? fire. the fact that even Garrett had some character development and I hate him less than when he was first introduced?? Also fire. I just hope if Fox doesn’t fuck up and renews it, that they don’t try to pull a Garrett/Thony/Arman love triangle, there’s already one with Nadia/Arman/Thony

Tho honestly my gay ass just wants Nadia and Thony to makeout lmao

[coconut-cluster]

unfortunately this is not uni au related, I just wanted to share some incorrect quotes for my OC’s bc I was thinking about them again :’)

Camila: It's weird how British people say "lift" instead of "elevator.”

Oscar: And how my parents say "you're a disappointment" instead of "I love you.”

--

Elodie, reluctantly: You are good at a lot of things.

Simon: Like what?

Elodie: Don't push me on this. I'm trying to make you feel better.

--

Simon: I’ve prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Oscar: And I will do that.

--

Oscar: It’s always so sad, going to the kitchen and realizing I’m the only snack in this house.

--

Camila: don’t you just hate being wrong?

Oscar: i wouldn’t know. i’m not familiar with the sensation.

--

Marcello: How is there not a single brain cell between the three of you?

Fizrah, Giles, and Kristopher: Well, the, uh- the economy’s in shambles- 

--

Oscar: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Simon: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Oscar: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

--

Elodie: ...And of course Camila was there, looking at everyone with her beautiful eyes-

Oscar: Why is she even talking about Camila?

Marcello: I'm not sure. I asked her about the weather and now we're here

--

Camila: Help you guys, I accidentally left a dollar in my pants that went through the washer

Camila: I don't wanna go to jail for money laundering :D

-- 

Giles: People have asked me if I am a glass half full person or a glass half empty person

Giles: And I have come to this conclusion.

Giles: *abrubtly smashes glass on the ground*

--

Simon: Davenport won't trace it back to us.

Oscar: Are you serious? He traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven't even done back to us.

--

Kristopher: It's just so scary, you know?

Fizrah: What is? Life?

Kristopher, imagining an octopus holding 8 samurai swords: ...yeah. Life.

--

Elodie: I swear to God, I’ll burn this house down.

Camila: Okay!! okay. so let’s maybe play something other than Monopoly-

--

Camila: What if 'It's Raining Men' and 'Let the Bodies Hit The Floor' are about the same event from different perspectives?

Simon: I am literally begging you to stop.

Oscar: No wait, let her finish.

--

Simon: We don't want any trouble.

Elodie: I do! 

--

Fizrah: let's do something REALLY scary

Giles: we could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts

--

Marcello: Please peer pressure me into finishing projects.

Elodie: Do it or you’re straight.

Marcello: I said peer pressure not threaten

--

Giles: they really got us, huh.

Kristopher: yeah, maybe they're homophobic

Giles: ...we're not gay, Kris.

Kristopher: we're not??

--

Elodie: I will try to get on jury duty the second I turn 18. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for... that is the life.

--

Camila: No one knows I'm gay!

Simon: Can I be honest? Just... with the whole [vague gesture], I think they do.

--

Camila: You have a face.

Elodie: ...Yes, I do.

Camila: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.

Elodie: ...Thank you? I think?

Camila: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.

--

Marcello: I’m asking you to let it go. For your best friend.

Elodie: And I really wish I was the kind of person who could do that.

--

Oscar: Good morning, fellow gays. What wisdom do you bring today?

Marcello: Time isn’t real.

Camila: Girls are cute.

Elodie: Eat the rich.

Oscar: Excellent, thank you all

--

Fizrah: Harmless? I'm harmless?

Marcello: Yes. You do not pose a viable threat.

Fizrah: Well, that's just insulting. 

--

Simon: Did you call Kris dumb?

Elodie: No! I said, “Are you dumb?”

Elodie: I was asking him.

Simon: Do you think that was appropriate?

Elodie: Very much so.

--

Bakery: What would you like your cake to say?

Kristopher: [covers phone] Do we want a talking cake?

Giles and Fizrah: [nodding enthusiastically]

--

Marcello: I just want to hear those three little words.

Oscar: I love you.

Marcello: That's sweet, Oz, but try again.

Oscar: ...I will behave.

Marcello: There we go.

--

Fizrah: I have no parental figures telling me not to wrestle bears.

Elodie: It’s me. I am that figure. I’m telling you now: do not wrestle bears.

--

Camila, at five am: Oh, good morning. didn't know you're an early bird.

Oscar: I'm not, I'm heading to bed now.

--

Camila: The real power move is telling your friends you love them and giving them a nice hug :)

[epicdivorce]

who are your favorite characters and why?

-felix

white boy of the year :) ve ahre pohpping pussy like pjimples and pjopcorn! I initially bought him as a joke that I don't rly remember the context to.. I think it was "wouldn't it be funny if the first character I buy the dlc for would be this sad looking white man" (i started playing at the end of silent hill chapter) and then I got super attached to him and he's an actual comfort character to me now 🥺 I'm not attracted to him lol he's just my little german boy :-) I might even project on him sometimes and whenever ppl reduce him to "just some rich white guy" it pisses me off a little bit even though I understand why ppl say that lmao.. felix fans who think that he's super hot r so annoying god bles. I like his lore a lot and I believe he's gay and it makes perfect sense in his lore in this essay I will-

but yeah he's my fav dbd character and I like to give him cute outfits in sims

-dwight

I think it's perfect that the poster boy of dbd is literally Just Some Guy. I'm obsessed with dwight being an office worker stuck in turbo hell. I think he's a very average guy who listens to weezer and he wore tshirts with mustache prints in 2012. I also love when ppl portray him as the "protagonist" bc it reminds me of naegi from danganronpa who is also Just Some Guy who ends up becoming a symbol of leadership and hope :-) I want that for dwightypoo. I have a playlist for him that has 4 weezer songs in it

-jeff

my little pony..my silly rabbit..the light of my life. my main in dbd a character I actually find attractive (he also gives me gender envy).. I don't rly have a lot of specific hcs for him or thoughts and I'm p satisfied with the way this fandom portrays him although I wish there was more content

other fav characters I don't have much to say about:

-amanda (pig)

I love saw

-julie

I am OBSESSED with her tome, it's so good.. can't say much about her I just really love her

-adam

perfect man.. @biscuitjams has a huge hc doc for him that made me love him even more

-charlotte

love her a lot.. check out what @crystallake writes about her, ash made me love her a lot :-)

-elodie

PERFECT character I love her lore so much i wish there was more fanart of her 🥺

-danny I guess

my little evil yandere /j

-spirit

something about characters with tragic backstories that makes me go bonkers

I HOPE IT WAS ABOUT DBD CHARACTERS i have a lot of other favorite characters i love i could also tell about them if u want to hear :-)

[piketrickfeet]

tbl 7x06 thoughts

@alyblacklist convinced me to finally catch up. yes, i am this far behind. did i watch 7x05? yes. do i remember 7x05? no. am i going rewatch it? no because i’m no coward. 

this already sucks tbh

oh lol i forgot i put captions on

i also for

ELIZABETH

i also forgot about frankie lol 

hot take frankie should have been on the task force

i...........don’t remember park’s introduction

should i rewatch 7x05??????????

anyway i’m going to attempt to catch up before next friday

HOLY SHIT TADASHI

god liz looks so so good i’m going to cry

WHO’S HOUSE ARE THEY IN

WHO’S GRADUATION PHOTO IS THAT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

excuse me WHAT IS HAPPENING 

park is cute omg

lots of initiative 

kinda steppin on toes though lol 

oh no francesca 

what is happeningggggg 

excuse me she is NOT REPLACING samar

she’s filling a vacant position

not to be gay on main but every woman on this show is so attractive

yes i’m vagueing laila robbins lol 

aram don’t be mean lol 

yikes lol 

you know, when i feel secure in my relationship, i also awkwardly ramble about how secure my relationship is

these liveblogs are better when the show actually airs 

sorry lol 

“I have become an astute judge of character” 

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wait why did i remember elodie as blonde? 

breaking and entering is a CRIME, ELODIE

ew in someone else’s bed? 

aram i KNOW you’re smarter than to think with your 

i Hate This

liz’s little smile when she’s on the phone with red

please i’m WEAK

why does he always yell on the phone

my favorite little luddite 

“where’ the ice cream?” 

oh same dembe lol 

they really had sex in someone else’s bed? 

the blacklist has gone to a lot of gross and disturbing places

this is probably one of the worst

so elodie’s stillapieceofgarbage.mp3

break the deal aram

wait isn’t this the guy he broke out of prison? 

brimley stretching!!! i’m 

this is incredibly boring lol 

gross

listen i’ve tried to read war and peace

shit is boring 

they keep saying words thinking we know what they mean? 

i don’t know what a DISS system means or what sub 2 means i’m DUMB

what if i signed up for photoshop again

do i even remember how to make gifs

is it even worth it

how are the cameras still working if everything is on fire

well don’t unplug him

oh

yikes 

this is gross 

he was hit

HIT WITH WHAT

oh fuck you lol 

this is the STUPIDEST thing i’ve ever seen lol 

they do NOT have the base or mythology to do a decent AI storyline let alone one in the next ten minutes 

THEY JUST KEEP SAYING WORDS

this show 

is a mess 

oh francesca no

why is she saying this all in a volume that vontae can HEAR 

HE’S RIGHT THERE

“the rise of the machine is a good thing” 

SOMEONE HAS NEVER SEEN TERMINATOR AND IT SHOWS

OH I WAS RIGHT

HE’S NEVER SEEN TERMINATOR

what 

what

what

“my boy tolstoy can really bring it” 

vontae no

cool let’s kill the only girl on team red at the moment 

PARK 

W H A T 

W 

H

A

T

this is literally the DUMBEST way they could have taken this

i would have prefered raymond just shot her 

jesus christ park

absolutely buck wild 

“you’re far to brutal”

UM

MAAM

M A A M

oh i thought MAYBE aram would come to his sense but he’s as dumb as i am 

“maybe we could be the death of each other” 

one - fuck off

two - WHO WROTE THIS 

oh francesca oh no

why is park so intense omg

that was doodoo but maybe i’m just tired and cranky so i’ll give it like a 5/10 for red being funny and liz being amazing as always

anyway if you’re new here i do this with tbl episodes. i tag them with #tbls(number) if you want to blacklist something and they all go behind a cut

i try not to be super complainy but i’m grouchy lol 

okay goodnight i love you! 

[onthepyre]

gal pal stuff

liddol cazzie fic that i cant look at anyomore without going insane ft. gratuitous descriptions of kissing and cuddling because i’m touchstarved and gay

Casey feels safe.

She probably shouldn’t — she’s fast and sharp and sarcastic, she’s brash and confusing, she’s the first girl Izzie’s had feelings for in a long time.  Being around her is borderline intoxicating.  Casey makes it hard to think.  But Izzie’s never felt more secure than now, wearing one of Casey’s sweatshirts and nestled in her arms.  Her laptop rests on their legs, playing some forgettable movie they found on Netflix.  Mugs of hot chocolate sit on the end table next to Casey’s bed.  It feels like home.

The door is only slightly ajar.  Elsa kicks it gently as she walks by, opening it further.  Casey sighs, and Izzie knows she’s biting back a quip about how it’s not like we’re going to get pregnant, Mom.  Instead, she leans over and kisses the top of Izzie’s head.  Not exactly the steamy shenanigans Elsa is trying to prevent, but a rebellion nonetheless.  Izzie laughs.

“What?”  Casey asks, the smile in her voice audible.

“Nothing,” Izzie says.  “You’re just funny.”  She can almost smell Casey’s stupid grin.  She wants to kiss it off her face.  She tells her that.

“You’re not even looking at me!” Casey protests, indignant.  “How do you know I’m smiling?”

“I can hear it.”  Izzie sits up and turns toward her.  The sarcastic smirk melts to a simper.  She does — she leans forward and kisses Casey.  She’s still marvelling over the fact that she’s allowed to do that.  Izzie spent so long wanting to kiss her that she forgets she can sometimes.  Casey never seems to forget.  Kissing Izzie ranks high on her priority list, second only to training for UCLA.  Eating is a distant third.

One of Casey’s arms wraps around her shoulders and the other rests on her cheek.  Her teeth drag softly across Izzie’s lower lip, prompting a quiet sigh.  Casey leans into it, gently biting down.  Izzie makes a high-pitched sound somewhere in the back of her throat.  Casey nearly falls apart.

Paige’s voice is heard from down the hall.  “Get a room, you two!”

Casey jumps off Izzie, startled.  “You and Sam made out on the couch for, like, an hour yesterday!”  

“Wait, you were home for that?”

Casey ignores her and stands up to shut the door.  She leans back against it, rolling her eyes.  “Straight people are weird,” she says.  

“I know.”  Izzie snuggles a bit further into Casey’s bed.  “So weird.”  

Casey bounces off the door and slides under the covers next to Izzie, throwing her arm around the other girl’s shoulders as she sits.  Izzie leans into her shoulder, doing her best to make sure it’s something she remembers for eternity.  Casey’s arm tightens around her shoulders and again, she feels safe.

“When did you figure out you weren’t straight?” Casey asks.  “Like, who was the first girl you remember having feelings for?”

Izzie scrunches her nose, trying to recall years of school and friends and drama in a few seconds.  “I think her name was Elodie.  She had really pretty dark hair.  She was super shy, too.  I only ever talked to her, like, once.  That was…” she pauses again, doing far too much math for a middle school memory, “seventh grade?  It was a while ago, and she moved pretty soon after.”  She glances up at Casey, who seems to be doing her own mental calculations.  “What about you?”

“You,” Casey says, and Izzie’s eyes widen.  “When you told me that I was the one you were afraid of losing and not Nate, and we forehead promised we wouldn’t leave each other and… god, I was stupid, I thought about wanting to kiss you a million times before that but I figured that was, y’know, gal pal stuff that every girl does.”  She laughs, dropping her head to her chest for a moment.  “There were hints before that, but that was… that was the big moment.”  She nods and stares straight ahead, waiting for a reaction.

“Newton.”  Izzie props her chin on Casey’s shoulder.  “I love you, but you’re clueless.”

“Hey!”  Casey objects.  “That’s mean.”

“Okay, okay, I’m sorry.  Forehead promise I won’t do it again.”  She knocks her forehead against Casey’s without waiting for approval and they collide hard, a dull smack reverberating through their skulls.  Izzie yelps, but they stay there, gazing at each other with adoration and something close to awe.  Casey is the one to lean forward and seal the promise with a soft kiss, though she pulls away quickly.

“I love you, too, Izz.  I mean it.”

Izzie kisses her again, and then one more time for good measure.  “You’re still my favorite person, you know.”

“And you’re mine.”

[elizabeth-mitchells]

Different anon, but honestly Trinkets was so damn good I kept yelling at the screen at every point of their stupity and reklesness like an overbearing mom slapping their hand to their head like "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GUARD YOUR ASSES WHEN Y'ALL KEEP DOING THIS STOP" and honestly the gay was *chefs kiss*

I’m so happy i’m getting messages about trinkets bc honestly that show is so good!!! the first season was really gay but season 2 got Much Better??? Elodie was in a much better relationship and Moe and Tabitha are girlfriends even though they don’t know it yet. but yesss oh my god they stressed me so much!!! it was just ten episodes of no, no, don’t do it, don’t you DaRE, NO!! STOP! WE CAN’T GO TO JAIL!! when they said be gay do crime they didn’t mention all this anxiety!!!

[oohlook-thevoid]

Oh boy I've just finished s3 of The Musketeers and hmmm many thoughts.

-3x01 I adored the monastery children, monk Aramis was surprisingly valid purely because they utilised his dad vibes. Solid episode, I liked it.

-3x04 I can't belive fucking Bonnaire was back, just like srsly? This bitch again? The best parts of this episode were him getting hurt because he deserved it.

- actually other good bits of 3x04 were Porthos yeeting one of the diamonds into a field, D'artagnan finding out that Penelope is a horse not a girl and Louis' reaction to Bonnaire and his wife sobbing in the throne room

- on the subject of Louis, this season was like bringing out his siblings left, right a centre like here's his bastard brother, his younger brother and his sister

- on the subject of Gaston, I have to just out it on record that this man's vibes were disgusting

- one thing I appreciated about the season overall was the multiple antagonists in Gaston, Grimaud (who've I've only just found out is called Grimaud, legit heard it as Greebo the entire time), that Lorraine dude, the red guard guy and Phillipe. It felt like an upgrade to the more singular villains of the last 2 seasons. I also liked how they all got dealt with kinda differently.

- another specific episode point, fuck 3x09, I think you know why

- but regarding the other 3x09 death, I liked Louis dying. As in, I like how he became serious and that was all going on, it was nice to see a different side to him.

- Also though, Louis was all like I know the truth, I'll kill you Aramis, OK fun I won't but you'll never see Anne and Louis jr will always think of me as his father not you and you'll never see him after my death either and then like,,,, Aramis is now first minister and seeing the two of them a lot so rip to that plan Louis

- I didn't get Athos x Sylvie. Like, I like Sylvie but a) to me she seems way younger than Athos and like eh and b) she was like coming across very pro-rebellion and obviously Athos serves the king and is not but then that sort of tension just got resolved really easily imo, idk

- the only thing I like about Athos x Sylvie is that it seemed to let a lighter, happier side of Athos show, he was less like broody and oh woe is me cause of Milady

- AND ON THE SUBJECT OF MILADY, the underused her so much this season. Like omg when Louis was all delirous and like Milady and then Treville found the handkerchief with the forget me not on I was like oh shit my girl is back and Treville was like I need to kill for France and I was like oh shit she's gonna have a big roal dealing with the antagonists and then she only showed up again for like 2 fucking minutes in the finale and like fuck that shit.

- Also Milady watching Athos rescue Sylvie from being like whipped or whatever, he face, I just eurgh I love Milady and her and Athos' relationship is like complex but I think she still loves him in a way and I think that hurt with him saving another woman when he condemned her all those years ago and like y'know

- Also the scene in the finale, when Anne was like Milady you report only to me now. Like to me that set up a dynamic and a future to be explored which irks me so much because literally everyone else on the show got these super like cliche happy endings and Milady just gets shoved into the assassin box and no.

- ok onto the cliche happy endings, I've already said I don't really get Athos x Sylvie. Like it's cute, I guess I'm happy for them. But like the whole Sylvie's pregnant and they're leaving Paris and just idk, I don't think I liked it.

- I don't mind Aramis' ending, I think that's ok. I think it works more than others.

- also D'artagnan's ending. I like how he's captain now, I think that's fair enough since Athos just bailed. Like him and Constance at the garrison I think that makes sense.

- I don't like Porthos' ending. Like him being general, ok cool fair enough. But him marrying Elodie? I mean I can get him wanting to help her, but like they interacted in one episode prior to this, I won't deny that tbh they have chemistry but there's no development or build up to it and it just felt like they wanted everyone to get a perfect picket fence family ending, or as close to that as possible.

- Also in that episode where D'artagnan and Porthos were in that building under attack and they had that conversation and D'artagnan was like you'll get a wife and kid one day. Like idk if I was maybe projecting because Porthos is the one main character w/o a regularly appearing love interest, but his face in that scene reminded me of me when ppl talk to me about getting a husband because like lads, it ain't happening. This bitch is gay and idk man I kinda feel like Porthos might have some gay too.

- Also they split everyone up?!?! I don't want to see them divided at the end. It's all for one and one for all, a good ending is them all still together being musketeers but with a promise of fewer bigass problems for them to deal with in the future.

- another thing, completely unrelated to the past few points but Athos and Grimaud's dynamic was just. I know obviously they were going to hat each other but the way immediately after Athos saw Grimaud on the battlefield something seemed to click and it was just hate-filled and personal before anything happened to make it personal.

- I'm gonna go back to D'artagnan now, specifically in 3x10. First up that beginning was stressful but him calling Constance a musketeer? Love it, yes. Also him killing that red guard dude was just a very god fight, very enjoyable seeing that bitch get impaled on a bunch of spiky things.

- final point wholly unrelated to the plot everyone's hair looked so good this season, idk why but their hair just looked so like nice and soft and I just had to say it.