#ehhh not so much

[rainparadefromhell]

i'm sure i wouldn't like languages nearly as much if i wasn't good at speaking them/doing accents. it's literally like my only real talent.

[qwakque]

falalalala la la la la

[jonahmagnus]

Honestly Pacifica and Grunkle Stan would have had the dynamic of all time... I like to think they would be like "that one bitchy old man manager and the mean younger employee he takes under his wing" that every place Ive worked at has. I think he would attempt to teach her how to drive unsafely but she'd say "watch this old man" and tokyo drift across five merging highway lanes while he hoots and hollers in pride and joy. Just because shes morally good and not a capitalist now doesnt mean she doesn't know how to run a good scam or has magically forgotten how to insult people. I just think they would have fun.

[encion-posting]

His favourite colour is red

idk what i was going for with this one but i tried out some new brushes yay

apparently in the files, his fav colour is a specific shade of dark red.

[shreddeddescent]

p1 | p2 | p3

i dont think im doin anymore of this cuz theres a posted fic of it now but this part was funny (its rated explicit so like youve been warned)

[passionpeachy]

Just so you know, I did NOT cry but I definetly did whimper

[godlypancake]

[smoothriverrocksrock]

Posting this so I can remember later but imagine this: multiverse Transformers crossover au with G1, ok? Doesn’t matter which so long as it’s with G1, but for example purposes let’s imagine it’s with Tf Prime.

You are TFP Megatron, and you’re discussing plans with another version of yourself. He’s unhinged in ways you could’ve never imagined and it’s inspiring. Your current plan is to use the Twin Towers (which is a landmark that doesn’t exist on your Earth, must be a dimensional thing?) as magnetic beacons and attract all of the Earth’s metal with them. While working, you hear Thundercracker say something. You turn around and only see Skywarp, Thundercracker no where in sight. You blink, and Skywarp suddenly morphs into Thundercracker. This keeps happening with all the seekers. You almost got a heart attack when you saw three Starscreams

You are TFP Rachet, and you both adore and despise the Arc. On one hand it’s so filled with life, nothing like tiny, empty base back at home. It’s also depressingly bittersweet, seeing other versions of the people dead in your dimension. On the other hand, you are going to have an aneurism. This alternate version of you is maybe probably dating Wheejack? It looks like he is? Which is making you consider things that could very well lead you down a dark road. This alternate version of you has also has ten children things. Well, he never *calls* them children, but he did create them by hand and also kinda raised them. So. Yeah. Half of them transform into giant destructive forces of reptilian nature, and the other half can fly and combine into a giant destructive force of Autobot nature.

You are TFP Shockwave, and you’re convinced something is wrong with this dimension. It is illogical on physical levels that continue to baffle you. Astrotrain has measured at different heights each time you saw him. Objects never seem to be consistent in appearance, size, or even color. Once you saw the Soundwave counterpart wearing a red Decepticon symbol. Your own Soundwave has been reporting similar odd occurrences, such as humans producing absurdly large objects impractical for their size but suitable for Cybertronians. Everything seems to follow a sort of Schrodinger’s cat philosophy, where nothing could be wrong until directly observed. Your counterpart seems unfazed by any of this, and keeps stating laws of physics that simply do not exist in your dimension. There is a giant green gem at the planet’s pole (ON THE SURFACE NO LESS) that controls the temperature and climate. How the fuck did that form.

You are TFP Bumblebee, and not only can your counterpart speak perfectly, but he is also twins with Cliffjumper. And all the Bots here are in perfect alliance with humans, and your alternate version can drive as publicly as he wants with his human partner. Which is… interesting. You are processing all of this with absolutely no jealousy, promise, absolutely none. You are so normal about all of this.

You are TFP Starscream, and you don’t know if you want to murder your counterpart or be him. He is in a similar situation to you, lacking respect, stuck in second place, and under the constant ridicule of Megatron, but instead of learning basic self preservation he just… stays the same??? You watched your counterpart publicly shoot Megatron in back point-blank, get his ass beat in front of EVERYONE (How does someone so prideful never feel shame??? Like Primus what’s his secret holy shit), and STILL talk shit the next meeting?!? From afar you think you could really grow to respect the guy, but the second you have to actually talk to him the thought disappears. His voice is awful to listen to, he keeps mechsplaining the simplest things about treachery, and he just??? Has some half-organic, half-mechanical thing named Dr. Arkeville in his lab??? You tried to ask about it and instead you got roped into a long rant about some Skyfire guy that you’re 90% sure is his ex

You are TFP Optimus Prime, and your counterpart loves to play basketball.

[084392]

while i love that popplio line are based on sea lions in particular...i really wanted to play around with the bubbles more and use hooded seals as inspiration for some designs too :+)

[aphantimes]

umm tried making a human renegade design

[freakinator]

genuinely wonder if clown will ever Actually betray (or "betray" ig since theyre not actually teamed, not even sure if theyre like. Officially allied tbh cause clown hasnt logged on in so long lmao) kab cause on one hand i think it would be interesting but on the other hand he doesnt really have a reason to??

like kabs morals fit perfectly well with his philosophy and the servers purpose, they dont target him and even tries to get ppl who target him off his back, and while she has beef with mane who you could somewhat?? reasonably call his ally hes not exactly attached to him like that and would probably even find it funny if kab managed to kill mane on their own

but like kab said clown is reasonably attached to her but not to the same extent as he is with ferre and branzy so it could go either or really but as its looking rn it doesnt seem like its gonna be happening at least not anytime soon

[loud-whistling-yes]

so as literally everyone following me in the past 24 hours knows, im fucking obsessed with her. take her shes everything i have

[prostocupoftea]

saw nito posting and remembered i had these drawn so here

A sonny and nito crossover :3

OH MY AXOLOTL LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM--- THE SILLIES!!!!!!

SCREAMING JUMPING GIGGLING RN /VPOS

[valnizs]

Meanwhile in an alternate reality...

[katierosefun]

modern family is all fun and games until you get to the scenes where you burst into tears because the once-vaguely homophobic dad now refers to his son's husband as family, and also the academically gifted daughter realizes that her dorky, clumsy dad was always really proud of her and just never surprised because he just assumed she could do anything, and also the eldest daughter who eloped comes crawling back to her parents' room and whispers that she still wants her parents to be present for her wedding, and also the anxious queer lawyer character admits that he was terrified that his husband would just leave him alone with their baby daughter, and also that the once-vaguely grouchy dad looks at his stepson and tells him that what makes a family is who sticks around, not who you're blood-related to and anyways what was i saying

[lonisaiou]

guys hear me out Post-Game Middle Aged Saimaki, whos w me???????