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As someone in and around their 30’s it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through

Women can wear pants and play sports and that’s equality. Women don’t just belong inside the house. This woman has a career

This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. She’s probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But she’s still a person!

If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, that’s girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls don’t HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!

What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!

What I don’t think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually

Uh she can’t do that, that’s a blue job, she’s a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, she’s having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? She’s just a girl. You can’t expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic

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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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im so cool when im depression posting about how unlikable i am which in itself is annoying and unlikeable

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how can i be myself when being myself means being someone inherently unlikeable lol

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i kinda wish i could remember more of what i was like when i was like under 6

the most i have are several instances ive been told of where i didn't participate in the group and cried in a corner lol

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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYYY

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This is cinema actually

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how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist

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your "say something nice about prev" post has been all over my dash today. you've spread joy to a lot of people!

ahhh ive been so thrilled to see it do well hehehehe <3 i sitll haven't turned notifs off for it bc seeing a flood of people pouring out positivity for each other is so nice!! ppl are so nice yayayyayy <3

mm. i feel like it is important to encourage ppl to compliment others sometimes? ik i can get super shy or feel weird about it sometimes hfdsjfjh so having a bunch of ppl all doing it makes it easier i think? maybe? idk lol. im just glad to see it reaching ppl <3

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hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

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my mans running animation only got two frames