#eggy rants

[my-chemcial-romance]

Vad gör man när ens kollega stressar skiten ur en o man har fet ångest för o prata med ens arbetshandledare? Funderar fan på o avsäga mig mina arbetsuppgifter eftersom han gör dem åt mig när det inte behövs, så när jag väl kommer till jobbet har jag inget att göra utöver att städa efter honom :/ har inte kunnat ge växterna i huset näring på säkert ett halvår för att han aldrig låter dem torka upp. Liksom jag fattar att du kommer från ett annat klimat där växterna behöver skötas på annat sätt men nu är vi i sverige. Du kan inte plantera ut ett tropiskt träd som inte tål temperaturer lägre än 18°c och frost när det blir -15°c här. Det är inte läge att klippa ner jordgubbsplantorna i JANUARI när det kommer frost o snö om vartannat... Jag orkar snart inte

[nectardaddy]

iwa looks like he's into blackwork tattoos (not those blackout sleeves though dear god, I am a hater of those idc) I'm talking like any negative space it's just straight black ink instead of tiny filler pieces like dots or something

[kiyokostan]

@eggyrocks i saw your oikawa-dennis reynolds post and it's almost scary how uncanny they are, and i was going to reblog these in that post but fuckass tumblr does Not let you do that so here. LOOK AT THESE AND TELL ME IT'S NOT OIKAWA TOORU

the gun going off was him in the slayer au

[rattlesnakess-den]

Oh shit Rattles coming back shhhhh pretend I wasn’t here he won’t notice a thing

[jadeoru]

THE PLOT THICKENS

DRUNK WALK HOME

intermission: faces

masterlist

"so if you need to be mean / be mean to me" -i don't smoke by mitski

cw: bullying

Akaashi would know that face anywhere.

He could see it so clearly when he was ten, eyes squeezed shut, a small hand forcefully pushing his face into the mud, the metal temples of his glasses pressing harshly into his skin. Just as hard as her knee in his gut as she leaned her weight into him.

"Aww," she had cooed in faux concern, leaning down to taunt him, knee digging deeper into the soft skin of his side. "Are you gonna cry, Akaashi?"

He held his breath, and willed the moment to be over. He wanted to cry, but any show of weakness would make it worse. So he held his breath, and endured.

She would get bored soon enough, anyways.

And he could see her face as his mother bit down on her bottom lip, trying to hold back the watering in her eyes. Akaashi's eyesight kept involuntarily blurring, and his mother's features kept morphing into hers.

"I'm sorry," his mother had told him, as if it were her fault. "Some people have a lot of hate in their hearts, and they have to take it out on others. It doesn't mean you deserve it, Keiji. You don’t deserve it at all."

The last time he had seen her face was his middle school graduation. Akaashi kept looking at her. He didn't know why, she wasn't looking at him. She wasn't looking at anything but the ground.

But he kept looking. Akaashi was hoping she'd say something to him. He wasn't sure what. Maybe sorry. Maybe something nice. Maybe she would call him by his name and not make it sound so horrible, for once.

She didn't say anything, though. Not to anyone.

He thought about her all the time. Akaashi was never really sure why. It happened randomly, out of nowhere. He would be tossing up sets for Bokuto at practice and he would remember her face at graduation, cast down towards the ground. He would be falling asleep on the bus ride to a tournament, and the image of her face, contorted in hatred, would jolt him awake.

Sometimes, he would just think of her.

And he thought that would be it, forever. Just occasionally remembering the details of her face, the casual cruelty of her words, until the frequency of it slowed, and he forgot about her all together.

Until Bokuto wanted to introduce him to a friend. A new one. A pretty one. A girl.

It was at a house party. Kuroo's. A Friday, the twenty-second. Bokuto had grabbed him by the arm, and dragged him into the kitchen. "You're going to love her, man, she's so fun!"

Seeing her again was like getting pushed over a ledge. Akaashi recognized her at once, the second she turned on her heel at the calling of her name. Bokuto greeted her with a hug, lifting her feet off the ground and spinning her around three times before he placed her back down again.

He went through everything so quickly. The hurt and the anger and the indignation. It made him feel sick, how much she still looked the same. Older, but the same.

Akaashi couldn't say anything. He just looked at her, seeing that face for the first time in person since he was fifteen. He could tell she was drunk, from the slight heaviness in her eyes to the gentle sway of her movements.

She looked at him, and he thought that maybe, it shouldn't matter too much. That she should've had time to grow, by then. That maybe she wouldn't be the same.

She looked at him, and Akaashi felt nervous, and oddly hopeful. Would she say sorry? Would she say something nice? Would she say his name, and for the first time, not make it sound so awful?

She looked at him, and she blinked. "Wait, sorry, what's your name? I think I missed it."

Older, but still the same.

Akaashi, at the moment, didn't know what it was that came over him. Retrospectively, he recognizes it as hatred.

He didn't say anything. He couldn't. Akaashi just looked at Bokuto, and said, "I gotta go, sorry. "

His hands were shaking as he left, and he ignored the protests and the questionings at his sudden departure. His ears felt fuzzy, and he could taste bitterness on his tongue.

He hated her. Akaashi hated her. He would always, always hate her.

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[eggydev]

thinking about how the only positive thing that's ever happened to me in my academic life was meeting my husband and that's literally it

like first kindergarten was a nightmare and our teacher beat us with newspapers (like rly thick and HARD), then my second grade teacher yelled and swore at us (and I was so scared of her that I broke down crying in front of her and my mom when she came to pick me up), and in 4th grade I was bullied often and when I told the teacher, she said "no one likes a tattle-tale" and watched as my bullies shoved me and pulled my hair and tripped me in the hallway.

and middle-high school was so much fucking worse lmao i wish i was medicated earlier on but u knowww

[procrastinatingattorney]

seeing the stupid "racist singer thinks balut means eating birds alive" tweet and ignoring the weird pro life vibes, my immediate thought was behold

a living bird

[matherofdragons]

I guess it's my obligatory rant time.

Rhaenyra spends 10 days looking for Luke's body and it's constantly crying over her kids. Meanwhile our sweet Helaena who was actually in despair after B&C is so nonchalant about her sons decapitation after just few days. "Babes die every day"

It seems that they are also aiming at the Alicent is at fault. Cole was supposed to guard Alicent anyway. They just fucked up and instead of B&C sneaking inside they just reduced the number of guards.

Everyone at King's Landing is doing nothing but sending letters. Although the smallfolk seems to be doing fine. What was that about Rhaenyra being merciful lol? As if Aegon isn't a good lad buying everyone a drink. How dare he contribute to the economy! I guess they'll use this as retcon since we can't have Rhaenyra starve them. You see Aegon is just spending the money on wine and they be starving! Bad bad Eggy!

The only people who move the plot forward are Daemon, Aegon and our favourite plot device the White Worm. How convenient she's always there. Yet I can't forgive the constant teleportations in King's Landing. First Daemon, now Rhaenyra. If it's so easy why didn't they try another assassination attempt? Why didn't Alicent kill Rhaenyra? I will take anything at this point just release us from this bad writing.

It's kinda comical how Daemon and Aegon are both made to look impulsive and stupid for actually taking action and trying to move the plot forward. I guess they should have just started sending letters instead! Otto being mad one episode that Aegon did something while in the previous he was plotting and did the exact same thing is very stupid. I am starting to miss D&D.

Also every episode has a scene where the greens admit they're usurpers and Rhaenyra is the rightful queen. It's so in our faces that even my normie parents switched sides to the Greens lol.

[affluent-havoc]

Naegami Fluff and/or Shenanigans 8

Sometimes, the two just have those classic movie nights. Not anything super fancy or romantic. Just the two of them chilling while watching a flick. It started off as Makoto's one-off idea before it blossomed. The two aren't even that big into movies but it's something they do together. However, one day, after finding a shit movie neither of them have heard of, the movie night spiraled into something bigger. Basically, the gist of their new and improved movie nights is:

This definitely became something the two never would have guessed to become so chaotic. Cus, every few moments in movies, Byakuya just HAS to pause it and go on a rant on everything wrong with the scene or dialogue while Makoto desperately tries not to laugh too hard. He fails though. Every. Single. Time. I mean, how can he NOT laugh when his boyfriend is absolutely ROASTING and MURDERING the poor movie with expert precision! Like, Byakuya's just stabbing the ever loving shit outta every plot hole imaginable and there is nothing that Makoto can do about it. Not that he'd WANT to... Makoto genuinely loves hearing his boyfriend rant about stuff in general, so this is no exception. Hell. The fact that Byakuya isn't even that big of a movie fan makes it better. Also, the ways that Byakuya explains the movie plots to him also doesn't help due to Byakuya's general sass the whole time. Gets Makoto every damn time.

The initially just watched bad live-action movies like The Room, Sharknado, all Neil Breen movies like Fateful Findings and Twisted Pair. However, after digging around for more bad shit for them to find, they decided to bite the bad and strange animated movies which Byakuya has his own new type of rants for. AKA "Stupid Children's Movie Humor that Moronic American Executives Force to Add into the Movies is Dumb and Stupid" rant. Also, there's also the obvious rant about the animation or animation errors. And that is where they made their best/worst decision ever. Yeah. Makoto nearly died when they watched The Bee Movie because of the unhinged rants Byakuya went on. Tldr; Byakuya absolutely DESPISES Jerry Seinfeld and made that VERY clear. Meanwhile, Makoto barely knows who the fuck Seinfeld is, though that doesn't matter because the boy is literally curled up on his side, on the couch, clutching it for dear life while freaking snort-laughing to death as Byakuya just won't let up. Makoto also leans on Byakuya a bit for SOME semblance of support but it barely helps and the heir's movements just make him laugh and giggle even harder. The whole time, Byakuya's just smirking at him while being amused at Makoto's response. And, gosh. The day after was almost as bad when Byakuya pulled at the cork board to explain even MORE about his hatred of Seinfeld. Makoto shed many tears those days from how hard he was just dying from the whole thing. Also didn't help when Makoto tried to engage himself with the discourse by asking questions. The key word is TRIED. He could only get a few legible words out at that point which Byakuya absolutely teased him for. Like: "Ah, Makoto. This is no laughing matter! I am talking about the heinous deeds of an unfunny comedian! This man is DESPICABLE!" he says, also struggling a bit not to laugh himself. Cus, Makoto has the gift of having a bit of a contagious laugh. Specifically in the sense that hearing it is cute and, if one ever laughed along with him, zero shits would be given about one sounded cus they're too busy trying and failing to keep it together. Also, it's just easy to kinda have fun laughing with the little guy like that. 'Tis hard attempting to not be charmed by he eggy ways though some are obviously immune. Byakuya is not. AHEM

Yeah. Byakuya was SOOO having a fucking blast tearing apart both the movie and Seinfeld both cus he likes ranting but also because, at this point, he knows he just genuinely likes seeing Makoto happy. Makoto's the same way which is why, even during the times he was absolutely crying at that point from how hard he was laughing his ass off, he only sometimes told Byakuya to quit it, which was mostly in a playful and kinda whinny way cus Makoto was still losing it BAAAAD. That is not an understatement. Can also see Byakuya being a bit of a dick here by ruffling Makoto's hair or something which just makes the guy both flustered and even more giggly than before. Having said all of this though, I have a feeling Makoto finds a way the break the bastard back though. I mean, Makoto's been doing a lot of laughing! Might as well get some payback! Also payback for Byakuya freaking poking him, rubbing it in that Makoto sounds like a total loser. Nothing too lethal though. Not that Makoto could BE lethal. Just the boy trying and failing to maybe crack a joke or something but he's bad at it, regardless if he's laughing hysterically or not. The attempt is short lived though as Makoto kinda just tries to get everything back on track regarding the actual PLOT of The Bee Movie. Cus, Byakuya's actual a bit out of breath from all that Seinfeld ranting. It backfires though. They both end up in a weird conversation on how the fuck Vanessa is plowing that bee. AKA, the strangest talk they've had about anything ever up until this point... Like, it starts off as a genuine question before it just devolves into Makoto trying to end it all while covering his face, laughing hysterically while Byakuya's no better. He just keeps trying and failing to actually psycho-analyze the logistics here. Meanwhile, Makoto is lowkey squealing for him to finally quit the bit while Byakuya just keeps going. He may be out of breath from the Seinfeld rant but he is just on a roll today and nothing is stopping him. And, when everything FINALLY starts to calm down a bit, the two reflect a bit on what the fuck just happened. Oddly enough though, they're content about it. Like, the two had fun. Makoto nearly died. All is good in the world. And maybe they just cuddle after. Idk! T-T

[my-chemcial-romance]

Not trying to be butthurt but jokes that women are sooo hard to understand and that a movie is only good bc female characters don't talk to each other or jokes about women only using photoshop to make their butt bigger while men photoshop cats in armor or smth are kind of hurtful and I'm tired

[nectardaddy]

what if I dropped chapter 1 today of I hate your guts??? double upload?? I'm obsessed and it has me wheezing

[stuffymcstuffsworld]

Comfort

Your relationship with Opera was... a mix of sorts. You didn't have the master and loyal servant bond they held with Sullivan. Nor did you have a teacher/pupil like most of your kids did with them. And you certainly wouldn't call each other subordinates.

No, whatever it was between the two of you, it certainly wasn't that. Maybe you just held a silent understanding of mutual respect. Where they tried to curb Sullivan's outlandish behavior or nudge Iruma and the other children into a steady direction, it was not the same for you.

Suffice to say Opera was always there to enable you. Pushing you so you were leaning over the edge but also snatching you back before you fell. Testing your limitations you would guess.

Things were never boring in Hell, at least not with your family. But every so often, there were quiet and peaceful moments. Ones where you sat calmly sipping tea that Opera had just made. Them standing nearby at the ready.

The two of you didn't need words often. Small gestures seemed to be enough. One day, though, you just lost yourself in thought. Allowing a sort of numbness to overtake you.

As Opera leaned down to clear the table subconsciously, you reached out and rubbed right behind their ear. They froze for a moment before leaning into your hand, encouraging more. You hummed in deep thought as you started using your nails to gently scratch at their scalp.

Turning to face them, you smiled fondly. "Opera," was all you said. It seemed to be all that was needed as they set down the dishes and knelt by your chair. Giving better access to you.

You continued both of you relaxing as opera laid their head on your knees. Their tail lazily whipped back and forth in content. It was moments like these you loved.

Where if you told anyone no one would believe you. Moments of pure peace that you were granted on occasion. Eventually, when Opera deemed they had received enough attention from you, they stood up. Unlike with others you did demand more.

You didn't hopelessly cling or whine. Opera had given you enough attention as it was. You would just have to demand more elsewhere. Watching them straighten up before returning to their work.

You wondered if you could go bug Kalego right now? Oh, he'd be huffy about it for sure. He'd rant and pout about you interrupting his personal time. But he would be glad for the company after a while and give in to your 'childish whims' as he called them.

You didn't bother calling him out whenever you saw him leaning into affectionate touches or when he had the rare moment of bestowing his own onto others. He was such an adorable tsundere. Though he'd passionately deny everything.

Turns out you didn't need to go looking for him. The kids had summoned eggie-sensei. He was grumpy. You chuckled and 'confiscated' him. Carrying him away from the rambunctious teenagers.

He puffed up and raved. Irritated that he had to suffer such humiliation. You hummed and agreed at all the right moments as you ran your fingers carefully through his fluff.

When the spell wore off, he was still brooding in your lap, but neither of you bothered to mention it as he hid his face in your shoulder. More groaning about how troublesome his students were. You combed through his dark locks, causing him to relax.

Your eyes glued to the rare sight of his tail appearing. It wagged happily as you continued. It would only be for a few small moments before Kalego-San remembered his surroundings and would run away like his tail was on fire. Sure, you could stop him, but it was so cute watching him storm off.

You sighed. It seemed the only one willing to give you 24/7 endless affection was Balam. Not that you minded. Despite him being afraid of his own strength hurting you, that demon was built for cuddles. You and Iruma had proved it.

But he wouldn't be back until later, so you'd just have to distract yourself till then. Maybe you should read a book. Or you could just take a nap with Picero. You felt a little lazy today.

[tubborucho]

Alright Liss Tubborucho hit me with the tubhalo wisdom, I need to have proper girl dinner

You are so welcomed.

They are shit at talking about their feelings with each other, but at least both are native at love languages are Quality Time and Gifts Giving, so they slot perfectly together.

Bad lets Tubbo rant about his projects for hours, actively listening and engaging (and also building it together! Plus Eggies joining), and both of them give each other cool items when asked and when just wanted to make the other happy.

[eggyrocks]

eggy!! your tags on soft launch gave me so much life, you have no idea. i was sitting in my therapist's waiting room trying not to laugh (not the best place to laugh to yourself) (i failed terribly) 🩷 tysm aaaa i'm so glad you're enjoying the ride with these two!

also for your osamu playlist may i suggest 'either way' by odie leigh, it's a song for yearners if you ask me

love you missed you hope you're having the best day!!

pls i love soft launch so much its so excellent it has me clenching my fists at unprecedented levels. sometimes i feel like im just ranting nonsense in the tags 😭 but its just bc its so good sometimes all i can do is yell!!!!

also yes!!!! i love odie leigh !!!!!!!

ily lale it always makes me so happy to see you pop up in my notifications <3

[iwasforcedtomakethisbytum]

So i watched a OT egg_irl video and now i can't really get trans fem texas out of my head. so you have two choices, scroll or read my eggy rant...

Sorry if it's not so in character not necessarily for trans Texas (although that is a part of it) just in general:/

"oh please every man wants to be a girl, ugh i mean they get to just have all those clothing options and no one says anything!" Texas

"uhhhhh............ Why- wha- uh- egg..." California mutters just cringing in their seat

"egg?" Texas

"EGGS!" Florida slams the table "ow"

"uhh yeah so how do you like them, i like scrambled, yeah i always screwed up the fried ones"

"I EAT THEM STRAIGHT FROM THE HEN!!" Florida said in a deep growl

They both stare at Florida for a long time...

"uhh i like fried, good with toast, why'd you bring it up though?"

"ohh it just came to mind...."

California proceeded to not interfere because it's a canon event

[someidiot-withadhd]

Small rant, haha

Qsmp is ending.

This smp has ended just like every other, with so much drama surrounding its content creators.

The Qsmp has been such a big part of my life, It’s changed me so much…

Im going to be very honest here; Qsmp was my first look into the mcyt space. I wasn’t around for Dsmp, and I’m not following any other Smps like I did Qsmp. This fandom space and all the ways everyone has interacted have been so fun, and I’m glad to have been a part of it.

the Qsmp isn’t really ending, but It feels like it is. The eggs, which have given me joy for so long are leaving, and It feels like the end. The eggs have made me so happy, they’ve given me a reason to enjoy my life. I’m sure I’ve escaped a depressive episode because of this community, and I don't know what’s going to happen after everything. (I’ve already had 2 breakdowns just thinking about this whole thing…)

I’m honestly not surprised that they're leaving, I just didn’t expect it to be so sudden like this. I wasn’t at anyone’s stream last night, so…

This fandom has given me so much. It’s given me a push to write, and helped me improve my drawing skills, and become more confident when posting stuff online. It’s introduced me to so many creators who I regularly watch now, even if they aren’t as active on the Qsmp as they were back then.

I’m still going to be drawing and writing about these fuckers, and unless I completely lose interest(not happening any time soon), I’ll be interacting with these silly little blorbos for as long as I can.

But, It has helped me become who I am, in a sense. I couldn’t have been the person I am today without it.

So thank you Qsmp; and I hope to see you again, Eggies. But for now, We’ll remember all the ways you’ve brought joy into our lives forever.

Thank you.