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Which one a y’all was gon tell me tea tastes different if ya put it in hot water.

- RS.

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Y'know, some days, I really miss my ma. Made sure she had 'nuff ta last her long while. And I got someone down there takin' care 'a her, but someday I wanna see her 'gain. Y'know how it is.

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Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

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I guess I have plot armor :D and that's why I wouldn't need to sit aroun- wait slowly die of what now

Dallas I remember ya know a lots bout medical things, right? Mind if we stop by the safe house so ya can examine this? I'm surprised he's this well myself.

Woahh its Dallas one of the guys with the texas names hej I was gonna ask jaws something but it looks like he's not there- --Aegir

AEGIR. For the last darn time I told ya ta lay down. Howdy, Dallas. I don't think we've heard none from Jaws here. Then again I haven't been too active on crime.net myself for a hot minute. While yer here, might as well ask if ya could talk some sense into my friend. Aegir and I went on a heist before getting into contact with y'all, and he got hurt real bad. -RS

Did not!

Ya got shot in tha stomach kid. I haven't been able ta get medical supplies cause I can't leave you lone else y'all make it worse-

its fine! its not that bad! It only hurts a little-

Dallas this kid's gonna give me an aneurysm.

How are you alive after being shot in the stomach? Some sort of angel has to be watching you. If you don't get bed rest, though, you could split open something in your abdomen might burst and you could slowly die by your acids rotting your insides to your outsides. If you guys need a medic bag, I'm sure we have one around here.

-D

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[Playing FWB_Security_Footage_127389878921(1).mp4]

HEY BITCHES LISTEN UP. This is a robbery. We aren't planning on hurting anybody but if you don't fUCKing listen we might have to. We're after the bank's money, not yours. Your money is ensured by the feds. You won't lose shit from this. Don't try to be a fucking hero. Shut up and stay down, and we won't do shit to you.

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Howdy there, Twitch. Don't know of ya remember me none, wasn't with the gang for too long back in the day. Name's Rattlesnake. Glad ta see our excellent getaway driver back in action. - RS @rattlesnakess-den

"oh hey, I know ya! Complimented my van while I was out in Texas with the crew. It's good to see more of you around here! Was getting worried I was the only one around here— glad I'm not!"

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Hey Rattler have you or your blue buddy ever had a pet before? Im curious bc I have two dogs and I thought Id ask (horses dont count)

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Rattler? That's gotta be a new one- Blue buddy? Eggy did ya steal my laptop.

SHHHHH You weren't supposed to tell him >:(

I told ya to stay in bed. That wound ain't gonna heal if ya keep stressin' it.

Oh boooo hooo. Anyway yeah! I had some cats when I was a kid! Well, I kinda just fed the local strays and they accepted me as their leader buuuut- and Rattle had all kinds of animals, right?

Yeah yeah. Lived on a ranch, 'course we had us some animals. Had a dog too. His name was Buckett. We named 'im that cause it's where he'd sleep instead of his own bed when he's a puppy.

AWwww you never told me that part, thats so cute-

Eggy. Go back to bed.

>:(

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OOC: WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS BLOG THAT I MIS-REBLOG TO A-

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Ok Rattles outside again I should probably introduce myself

I’m Aegir, sometimes rattle calls me eggy. I like piranhas cause they’re like sharks but small. My skill set is mowing through waves of piggies like grass and turning dozers brains into soup :D

Also I got shot last heist Rattle and I did but we’re gonna pretend that didn’t happen

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we don’t have “spare” medic bags BUT I CAN ALWAYZ STEAL FROM DALLASS STASH!!!!

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Now now, I wouldn't recommend stealin' from Dallas' stash, but maybe borrowin' one wouldn't hurt none. Mean we got a situation here at my den anyway but 'm sure he'd understand given the circumstances.

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M back, seems no place nearby has any medicinal supplies I might need outside a some bandages. M sure I’ll find somethin soon. Say, nothin happened while I was out, right?

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safehouse is still under relative lockdown, BUT!!! I have figured out how to disable many many of Shade's traps, mainly by throwing severed limbs into the physical traps but YKNOW WHO'S ACTUALLLLY KEEPING TRACK????

also you interacted with Jacket???? I used to be in his gang in Miami!!!! Apparently he started that one after the whole "white house" sitiation also have you ridden a horse bf? they look cool but also like they could kill me

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Ah, good to know. Wait- what ya mean by severed limbs, pardner? Y'know at this point I shouldn't be so spooked. I wouldn't say I knew him personally but we've met. I was only in the gang for a very very short time when they did some heists back home. N yes, I have. Family’s got a few horses back home. If ya ever get the chance ta meet my folks back in Texas I could teach ya. By the way, y'all wouldn't happen ta have some spare medic bags would ye?

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Oh shit Rattles coming back shhhhh pretend I wasn’t here he won’t notice a thing

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OOC: hey whoever sent the ask with the discord link I can't be sure who sent it with it on anon. Maybe dm my main @scilas or some way lemme know who you are. Just making sure its who I think it might be and not like a bot message or anything risky just in case.

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Shhhhh don't tell Rattle im out of bed but he left the den to go find some bandages and accidentally left his laptop open :3

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hey rattlesnake

are you a cowboy like

billy the kid or something

-hrlo💣

Grew up a cowboy, parents own a ranch down in Texas. But now, I'd say criminal outrules the cowboy. So i'd guess you'd be right by that comparison. Now, Billy the Kid's an outlaw. Outlaws back in the day were bit diff'rent then criminals. Criminals're people who break the law, whereas bein' an outlaw is more a punishment for bein a criminal, mean's you're outside the protection of the law. Ye can be a criminal without bein' an outlaw, but ya can't be an outlaw without bein' a criminal (less you were framed, of course.) There are cases now-a-days where ye can be considered an outlaw n not lose ya legal rights, as most folks use "outlaw" to mean career criminal. Which in that case I am.

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haiiiii me jaws again wolf doesnt want me watching helluva boss because its "too adult" but like i kill people and steal things for a living so i think its alright but he and hox think otherwise anwyas how is ur day lol also yeah striker is an edgelord but his tail rattles so hes coolin my book

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Ah, I see. My day's doin fine. Itch'n for somethin' ta do, but I do got someone keepin' me busy over here.

( a very distant "HEY" can be heard )

Speakin of which, safehouse still under lockdown?