#eeny weeny teeny weeny shrivelled little short dick man

[eternalremorse]

One of the greatest songs of the 90's!

[vintagepresley]

Omggg! To the anon that said that about the guy doing that horrid shit I went on a date last week with a guy who said the exact same thing to me only thing was we met at a park so no one heard so it wasn’t embarrassing. Bet he’s trying to make women feel back cause he’s got a shrivelled little tiny dick. If you don’t mind me asking what was his name???

🎶EENY-WEENY, TEENY-WEENY, SHRIVELED LITTLE SHORT DICK MAN🎶

[mrpotguy]

Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny shriveled little short dick man

[buck-yyyy]

jesus fucking christ i feel like complete and total shit and the only thing going through my head is eeny meeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man

[melancholykiwi]

Wishlist for Dream SMP Season 4

Dream remains fucked up and evil (no sympathy arc please god)

Ranboo gets aggressive for once (maybe even goes a little apeshit)

Wholesome beeduo (please I miss them so much please)

Techno faces consequences for his actions (because god knows he’s gotten away with too much shit)

Purpled has more girlboss moments (I am a purpled apologist yes)

Tubbo is a badass (maybe even kills Dream? 👀)

Ranboo loses a canon life (fucked up but lets be real he has too much y/n energy)

Tommy finally finds peace (can everyone leave the damn child alone like??)

Niki confronts and humiliates Wilbur (eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man)

A conclusion to the eggpire arc (I am tired)

An explanation for whatever tf Sam has going on (I am very confused)

Tommy confronts and criticizes all the adults that have done him wrong (because they instilled a sense of violence in him since the beginning that fucked up his sense of morality and then proceeded to punish him for his behavior, making them huge hypocrites)

Ranboo reveals what his other half is (if it’s not ghast I quit /hj)

Foolish and eret content! (their dynamic is cool)

Fiancés drama (kinoko kingdom vs Las Nevadas real)

George stays asleep (because it’s funny actually)

Beeduo wedding (PLEASE ILL SELL MY LEFT KIDNEY)

Fundy development (very confused about the fox man)

Puffy development (including an explanation to whatever happened between her and Niki)

Gay

Feel free to add on!

[darkatsumu]

I JUST HAD THIS THOUGHT! WHAT IF THE BAR JUST STARTS BLASTING ‘SHORT DICK MAN’ AND ALL THE BAR GIRLS ARE TRYING THEIR HARDEST TO NOT JAM OUT AND HOLDING BACK LAUGHTER WHILE SUNAS FAV IS FUCKIN LIVIN IT CAUSE HIS FACE!!! IM SORRY BUT I HAD TO SHARE😂😂😂-🦒

Usually he likes to be serenaded, especially when it makes you cringe or overly compensate for the sexual song of his choosing. But this, allowing you to choose the song was no longer going to be an option in the future. As everyone seems to hold back their laughter, hiding behind trays and hands, but you, Suna declares that you were the worst. Microphone in your hand as you point, dance, and sing around him, “Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny, shriveled little short dick man!” 

[belphieslilcow]

they call me the eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man

[heytherejulietx]

✨Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivelled little short dick man✨

[larrysanasshole]

Larry seeing Travis: Eeny, weeny, teeny, weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

[riotmlllf]

obsessed with the eeny weeny teenie weenie shriveled little short dick man tik tok sound. i love it so much. 

[dickcheneyshousepet]

ao3 is an eeny weeny teeny meeny shriveled little short dick man

why is there a waiting list

why cant you just sign up like every other website on the planet

this is why i think ao3 is run by one college student with a chromebook

[angstyclowns]

If you take a guys hands and feet, you can usually find out:), i know it sounds like a middle school joke or some shit, but its true- if they got big hands or big feet, they got a big pp- did you know izukus show size is a 4 in lids still?

Eeny weeny, teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man -

No-

I love my green boy. 

Small dick or not :D

I choose to believe his baby face and small feet hide his huge monster dic-

[justaseer]

Eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man don't want don't want don't want don't want

[iconicpopstar]

Eeny weeny teeny weeny

Shriveled little short dick man

[touyahoedoroki]

Went to the club last night. Dj played don’t want no eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man.

[tsukuyotsuyu]

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shriveled little short dick man.