#edit: TYPO

[aroacesetitoff]

It's Fig and the Cig Figs!!!!!

Figueroth "I skateboard away" Faeth ily

[chemblrish]

4 October 2024

First day of classes! I only had one lecture and with a professor I already know at that, so nothing too exciting, but the course material seems very interesting! The rest of my time today is spent in thesis lab. These temperature-dependant measurements take forever and I have a long day ahead of me, but it's fine. I have coffee and Dracula with me

[bluespring864]

Help, the man is GLOWING. His whole face lights up the moment he says "Andy Murray"!

"I realised that the perfect coach for me at this point would be someone who has been through the experiences that I'm going through... uh... possibly a multiple Grand Slam winner, former No. 1." He will never miss out on a chance to list Andy's accolades. We get it Novak, you're proud of him.

"A discussion appeared on the table with me and my team." Well. Who could have possibly made the discussion appear on the table. Could it be the guy who can't stop talking about it in this video.

"Okay. I'm going to give him a call and see how it goes." Nervous Novak hehe.

"It caught him a little bit off guard as well, he wasn't expecting it." Translation: Andy probably told him he was insane at first, lmao.

"We connected really fast." Is that what we're calling it these days.

"He accepted it after a few days." Andy making him wait for a bit. Perfect.

"I can't be more excited about it." Yes we can see that.

"This collaboration is a surprise to me as well..." You just said that you approached him about it though?! Ah, I see. You didn't think Andy would accept. Oh, Nole.

"It's exciting for tennis." Yeah it is. But now you're just trying to distract from how completely smitten you came across here.

"So I can't wait to get out on the court and prepare for next season." How to find motivation when you've already won everything, according to Novak Djokovic: turn your homoerotic rivalry into a presumably equally homoerotic coaching relationship. This is going to be funnnnn.

source: @SkySportsTennis on Twitter, found here

[maxedes]

honestly i didn‘t know i had such strong feelings about this until i saw pictures of him in the red bull team kit, but if yuki doesn‘t get that second seat, i‘m gonna commit crimes

[greenapplebling]

*over text*

Bruce: Hey, Damian. How are you doing on Jon's house? I'm passing for you soon

Damian: When you get here they'll try to convince you to let me stay the night

Damian: Don't let them convince you

Bruce: What?

Damian: I had my fill of happy household satisfied, please get me out of here

[arctic-hands]

If you're forced to detransition because of laws in your state banning your hormones or banning the wearing of gnc clothes or banning your existence as an affront to children's safety or whatever bullshit reason the politicians are trouting, or because your family has turned against you, or for any other reason, just know that I love you and we all understand that your safety comes first. Just please survive.

[psink]

Drawing a scene from each 3ds game mission (4/30)

[previous] [first]

[fox-guardian]

little did they know they'd need Both kinds of protection

[gelbesnotizbuch]

„ich bin nur kurz raus um einen schraubenzieher zu holen“ is this what kids are calling a smoke break these days?

[frogaroundandfindout]

Not Tim knocking his ass out

Red Robin #18

[blaze42323]

Out of all the ref shenanigans that was probably the worst I’ve seen 😭😭. Idc if it’s fake I would’ve been calling HR

[emeraldnm]

Follow-up to that Umbreon piece from a few weeks back!

[joycxi]

in this next season of arcane i wanna see jinx doing an estrogen shot

[bluespring864]

Aryna on her rivalry with Iga source: WTA TV, found here

"I love to have this rivalry, you know, it's motivat[ing] me to keep working hard, to keep improving myself, make sure that I bring my best tennis on each match I play against Iga [...] I love to overcome stuff, I love to win those tough battles, that's what makes me feel at the top of the world so - I love it!"

On filming a tiktok together:

[smiles] "I mean, obviously, I was the one who brought the idea and I was just like 'Okay, I have to ask!' I came to her... and we were practicing yesterday, so I was like 'Okay it's a good opportunity to come and ask!' and I came and I'm like 'I have an idea, Iga' and she's like [makes serious face and lowers her voice] 'Tiktok'? and I'm like 'Yes' and she's like 'I always get tight but let's try it!' and as her team told me I made her to do her first tiktok I believe so I'm like 'Wow that's impressive!' and I think it was fun - it was fun! And we never had actually a chance to just, to kind of get close to each other and even, like, have fun together. So that was a really cool moment! And on court, of course we are opponents and everyone want[s] to win [against] everyone but off court I think we have to be, um, we have to be cool to each other, like all of us, you know sometimes we just have to get together and have some fun."

[bulletfestival]

Being someone who practically pisses people off for a living, it's hard to overstate just how useful a nurse girlfriend is to have after someone throws hands with him.

[greenapplebling]

Bruce: Damian, I loved all the drawn letters you gave everyone, even if some of them were a little threatening

Bruce: But I'd like to talk about the one you made for Batcow

Damian: ...

Bruce: ... In the drawing, you put a, uh, fetus on her. Why did you do that?

Damian: I thought it was explicit enough