#edit: TYPO

[aroacesetitoff]

It's Fig and the Cig Figs!!!!!

Figueroth "I skateboard away" Faeth ily

[greenapplebling]

*over text*

Bruce: Hey, Damian. How are you doing on Jon's house? I'm passing for you soon

Damian: When you get here they'll try to convince you to let me stay the night

Damian: Don't let them convince you

Bruce: What?

Damian: I had my fill of happy household satisfied, please get me out of here

[chemblrish]

4 October 2024

First day of classes! I only had one lecture and with a professor I already know at that, so nothing too exciting, but the course material seems very interesting! The rest of my time today is spent in thesis lab. These temperature-dependant measurements take forever and I have a long day ahead of me, but it's fine. I have coffee and Dracula with me

[bluespring864]

Aryna on her rivalry with Iga source: WTA TV, found here

"I love to have this rivalry, you know, it's motivat[ing] me to keep working hard, to keep improving myself, make sure that I bring my best tennis on each match I play against Iga [...] I love to overcome stuff, I love to win those tough battles, that's what makes me feel at the top of the world so - I love it!"

On filming a tiktok together:

[smiles] "I mean, obviously, I was the one who brought the idea and I was just like 'Okay, I have to ask!' I came to her... and we were practicing yesterday, so I was like 'Okay it's a good opportunity to come and ask!' and I came and I'm like 'I have an idea, Iga' and she's like [makes serious face and lowers her voice] 'Tiktok'? and I'm like 'Yes' and she's like 'I always get tight but let's try it!' and as her team told me I made her to do her first tiktok I believe so I'm like 'Wow that's impressive!' and I think it was fun - it was fun! And we never had actually a chance to just, to kind of get close to each other and even, like, have fun together. So that was a really cool moment! And on court, of course we are opponents and everyone want[s] to win [against] everyone but off court I think we have to be, um, we have to be cool to each other, like all of us, you know sometimes we just have to get together and have some fun."

[arctic-hands]

If you're forced to detransition because of laws in your state banning your hormones or banning the wearing of gnc clothes or banning your existence as an affront to children's safety or whatever bullshit reason the politicians are trouting, or because your family has turned against you, or for any other reason, just know that I love you and we all understand that your safety comes first. Just please survive.

[psink]

Drawing a scene from each 3ds game mission (4/30)

[previous] [first]

[fox-guardian]

little did they know they'd need Both kinds of protection

[gelbesnotizbuch]

„ich bin nur kurz raus um einen schraubenzieher zu holen“ is this what kids are calling a smoke break these days?

[blaze42323]

Out of all the ref shenanigans that was probably the worst I’ve seen 😭😭. Idc if it’s fake I would’ve been calling HR

[emeraldnm]

Follow-up to that Umbreon piece from a few weeks back!

[joycxi]

in this next season of arcane i wanna see jinx doing an estrogen shot

[greenapplebling]

Bruce: Damian, I loved all the drawn letters you gave everyone, even if some of them were a little threatening

Bruce: But I'd like to talk about the one you made for Batcow

Damian: ...

Bruce: ... In the drawing, you put a, uh, fetus on her. Why did you do that?

Damian: I thought it was explicit enough

[bulletfestival]

Being someone who practically pisses people off for a living, it's hard to overstate just how useful a nurse girlfriend is to have after someone throws hands with him.

[bluespring864]

The highs and lows of an Andy Murray match.

[arctic-hands]

In light of the stunning news that zuckerberg and musk will beat the shit out of each other in a cage match in Vegas, @thetabirb and I had a brilliant idea:

Reverse Hunger Games

We take twenty-four of the wealthiest men and women on Earth, divide them into twelve districts around the world to represent, drop them off in a remote area, have them fight to the death with the reward being whomever is the sole survivor gets all the money of their now dead peers

And then we guillotine the winner and spread their wealth and winnings to the masses

It's easier to behead one than twenty-four, after all

[butchlifeguard]

[ID: a screenshot from danganronpa v3 where kokichi says "congrats! you finished the killing game!" a post by itslookingback that says "evil infodumping where you just tell lies" is edited in. end ID.]