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Edit of Jinx and Isha set to Pink’s version of A Million Dreams would go So Hard, actually
#ryan tags#ryan talks#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season two#arcane jinx#arcane isha#jinx and isha#arcane season 2 spoilers#kind of#edit shenanigans
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#joe biden#us elections#world news#us politics#up to some shenanigans#I've made this edit just for the occasion#current events#it's joever#joever
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POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on
#hehe just a silly doodle#Gwen’s great at subtlety so would this even happen? debatable#just feel like they’d definitely get up to magical shenanigans post-canon#plus there were enough things in the show that could make a reappearance#Lady Vivian is visiting? Oh no is she still under the curse??? D: *cue mutual looks of alarm*#(it’s okay she’s not. justiceforvivian2024)#but anyway STILL they’d definitely go sneaking around in the vaults or library to find answers to the latest Situation tm#like yeah magic is legal and Guinevere is literally the queen#but that doesn’t stop them from shiftilly snooping!! shiftilly snooping just Happens when ur friends with Merlin#it’s like enrichment for them#ANYWAY yet again I have NO idea what proper anatomy is and I did not use a reference for Merlin and only glanced at one for Gwen so#sorry I cannot do u justice merlin + guinevere </3#my mom once glanced at one of my doodles when I was home and she was like why does Merlin look like a monkey#WHICH WAS KINDA OUT OF POCKET TBH 😭😭#but maybe one of these days I’ll actually learn drawing-related things so I can better spread my beloved post canon Merlin agenda#Merlin#Gwen#merlin fanart#bbc merlin#my art#art#merwen#EDIT: fixed up the colouring bc it was bothering meee rip
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I stand by my decision.
Also, I want to talk about the fact I used such a cute photo of Damian and at the side it’s just ‘Purposeful Murder’.
#tim drake#batbros#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#batfam shenanigans#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#barbara gordon#duke thomas#what would they go to prison for?#we need to start a campaign#how can someone drink that much ginger ale#I can’t edit in straight lines wtf#batfam#batbros shenanigans#batfamily#batfamily shenanigans
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I have to share this absolutely insane thing that happened to me in Pikmin yesterday
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Pit Babe Season 2
#pit babe the series#pit babe#pit babe season 2#pit babe bl#pit babe s2#charliebabe#charlie x babe#bl drama#bl series#bl shows#asian lgbtq dramas#thai bl#thai bl drama#thai drama#thai series#bl edits#bl gifs#babecharlie#babe x charlie#EEEEEEEEEE look at them#back at it with papa mama shenanigans again >.>#also WHY are the bringing back this dearly beloathed filter in s2... there's enough of it in s1. pls stop.#pit babe 2
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They may not always get along, but they will defend each other
Random hater on the street (shouting): Batman, you a bitch!
The hater through some trash at Batman, which the caped crusader dodged with ease. Batman rolled his eyes, paying the man no mind and wanting to head home, but Red Hood was ready to square up.
Red Hood (angry): What the fuck you say to him?
Random hater: He a bitch! All of you are! Looking stupid and can't even fight!
Red Hood: The only bitch is you! I will beat your ass!
Batman (surprised, holding his son back): Um, it's fine Red Hood. I don't pay hecklers any mind.
Random Hater (spiteful): Yeah listen to Batbitch, if you can even hear him in that stupid helmet!
Batman (enraged): Hey fuck you!
Red Hood picked up the trash and tossed it at the man, hitting him the face.
Red Hood: Yeah and pick your shit off the ground!
Random Hater (famous last words): You can't do nothing to me! You can't even keep your suits consistent! Maybe get another bratty Robin that'll die like that second pussy Robin you had! I bet he's watching you from HELL!
Red Hood: Oh you gonna learn tonight!
Batman: This mother fucker, let's talk!
Batman and Red Hood ran after the man before Red Robin could stop them.
Red Robin (surprised): Oh, wow. I should- Ooh pretzel stand.
Red Robin too distracted at the urge to buy a giant delicious pretzel, walked away as Red Hood and Batman cursed out and berated the heckler after one of them punched him.
Who threw the punch? Your pick.
#batfamily#batman#batfamily shenanigans#based off that one post#bruce wayne#jason todd#batfamily fanfiction#batfamily headcanons#batfamily adventures#script fic#no edit#tim drake#red robin#red hood#they don't always get along but they will go to bat for each other#no beta we die like men#no beta read#no beta we die like jason todd
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Gentlebeard + ✨Finger Waggles✨
#OFMD#OFMD Season 2#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Taika Waititi#Rhys Darby#Edit#ofmdedit#ofmdgifs#ofmd gifs#ofmdblog#ofmdsource#ofmdaily#they're not beating the theatre kid allegations lol tell you what#stede's little twirly one is so very important to me#...and it's making me want to do yET ANOTHER SET WITH IT HSDJKLS#jodi with a free day and photoshop. who knows what sort of shenanigans she'll get up to
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chris c.ai bot masterlist!
divider made by the talented @issysh3ll :)
if any links do not work or are wrong please pm or inbox me :)
♡-fluff ☆-angst ✉-dealer!chris
u spin me all around.☆
in which you and chris have a toxic relationship and you're trying everything you can to make him like you again but its no use.
clingy.♡
in which your enemy since childhood suddenly becomes very clingy towards you and turns up at your window after no contact from you.
captain.☆
in which your at a new school and you want to try out for the ice hockey team you being a girl makes chris assume differently.
grow up.☆♡
in which you and chris are teen parents and with chris' cheating past its hard to trust him but you make it work for your daughter.
you up?✉☆
in which chris is your friend with benefits currently in his phase of being obssessed with you so hes begging you to 'just come over' late at night.
you up? v2.✉☆
in which you and chris have been friends with benefits for a while but you're getting sick of his phases of hate towards you so you finally confront him.
hey...♡✰
in which chris is the grumpy guy who everyone seems to love and you've moved classes to his english class and you're stood at the front waiting to be seated.
mute.♡✰
in which you became mute after a traumatic event and everyone hates you for it, but the grumy new guy decides you're just misunderstood.
on and off.✰
in which you and chris are toxic friends with benefits but you can't seem to let him go even though you argue daily about him using you for sex.
are just friends? ♡
in which you and chris are 'best friends' but you're like a couple and chris was tired of pretending theres nothing between you so he decides to finally ask the big question.
seriously?✉♡✰
in which you and chris are a polar opposite couple, hes a drug dealer who keeps you secret for 'safety' but now you finally have time together and he's still working.
spoil.♡
in which chris is your rich, business owner husband, he had to cancel a date due to working late so he gives you his card, expecting you to spend thousands.
they'll stop.♡✰
in which chris was kicked out of his old school for fighting and was planning on doing the same here until he see's a girl he decides worth defending and staying for.
cut the camera.♡
in which chris is your boyfriend and today you're a guest on his and his brothers podcast for youtube and they're asking you questions.
im yours.♡✰
in which you and chris recently broke up and he has a new girl but you know you will always be his. he knew everything about you and recently he's been staring a lot.
just for tonight.✰
in which chris is the schools player and you're the only person he hasn't been with but he needs your help with his parents comments at dinner by bringing you as a date.
tour.✰
in which your the new, rich girl and the schools biggest player, who you've been warned about is your tour guide to show you around.
different.♡✰
in which you and chris are 2 different people but suddenly he see's you after so long and wants to get to know you, despite everyone calling you 'weird'.
liar.✰
in which chris is accusing you of cheating, even with his multiple cheats on you. you see the 'evidence' and you realise its believable enough, but its definitely not you.
your drug dealer.✉♡
in which chris is your drug dealer and he's been acting a lot like a boyfriend recently, he finishes some deals and messages you.
distracted.♡✰
in which chris is your boyfriend and he's been bad in hockey recently, all his team mates blame you, including the one who constantly hits on you and chris loses it.
morning.♡
in which chris is your childhood bestfriend who moved due to blowing up online and he still texts you good morning when he knows its morning time for you.
sticky fingers.♡✰✉
in which you and chris are very young parents but chris has a habit of stealing stuff for you, you decide to trust him today while doing errands.
nail tech.♡✰
in which chris is your ex but you're still his and his brothers nail tech. today its just chris getting his nails done.
dumbass.♡
in which you are the smart girl and chris is your slightly slower boyfriend who you've been with since freshman year.
hate game?✰
in which you and chris are dating but recently he's been toxic and secretive, aswell as the hate you both receive its hard but you feel like you're the only one trying.
hooters.♡
in which you're a hooters worker and chris has been coming in a lot more recently with his brothers.
food tech.♡✰
in which you're a uk food tech student and you've been paired with the fuckboy, chris to do your 'experiment'
glass child.♡✰
in which chris is your brothers best friend and he's the only one whos noticed how alone and shut off you've become recently.
speak up.♡✰
in which chris is a frat boy who's had most girls in his bed but when he finally sees you, the quiet girl he makes it his lifes mission to get you too.
gentle.♡✰
in which chris is your foster dad who realised the best way to stay close to you is to take the gentle parenting approach.
it's fine.✰
in which you and chris got forced into a arranged marriage at a young age and now your arguing everyday since you moved in together.
you're here?♡✰
in which you're a popstar and you're nervous to perfrom for the first time, your ex chris turns up trying to get you back after cheating, increasing your nerves.
neighbour.✰
in which chris the cocky, hockey captain is your neighbour who you absolutely hate because of how loud his parties are.
perfect.♡✰
in which chris is the captain of the hockey team and for the end of year game his team has to learn to be bases for the cheerleaders and you get paired with him.
nightmare.♡
in which chris has came home from a business trip and you forgot to tell him about your recent nightmares.
mad hatter.✰✉
in which you and chris are friends with benefits but you're staring to realise he only wants you when you're high, making you a whole lot more toxic.
late.♡✰
in which you're the new girl and you're basically mute from how quiet you are, you're late already and you get sat next to chris.
why'd you lie.✰
in which you and chris broke up and chris decided to lie to everyone, of course everyone believed him but you still have no clue what he said exactly.
you're always there.♡✰
in which you're chris' ex and his mum loves you so much so when you take his stuff back she invites you in.
she's mine.♡✰
in which chris is your protective boyfriend and today hes late to school, you being alone gives chris' enemy other ideas.
what?♡✰
in which chris is secretly dealing and you think he's cheating so you wait to find out whats really going on.
young and dumb.♡✰
in which you're about to give birth very young and you want to see how chris is handling himself.
she'll be back.♡✰
in which you are chris' main hookup and you cut him off because you feel used but he's positive that you'll return.
her?♡✰
in which chris is the popular player and you're the quiet girl, chris never knew you even existed but what happens when he finally sees you?
messed up.♡✰✉
in which your dealer roomate chris comes back late at night and you can tell he is in pain, not that he'll ever admit it.
dinner.♡✰
in which yours and chris' parents are big business owners and they are determined to get you two together.
its done.✰
in which you and chris are the popular couple who recently broke up due to being toxic and you need to speak to him but he's with his friends.
roomate.✰
in which you find out you have to share a college dorm with your highschool enemy for the rest of college.
reunion♡✰
in which you're chris' ex but his family still means a lot to you, you and your mum came to their bbq where you'll have to face chris after the breakup.
singer.♡
in which chris is your boyfriend who loves that you do music and loves watching you sing your new songs.
mean.♡✰
in which you and chris are in the same friend group but chris makes it his lifes mission to make you feel miserable to hide his true feelings.
the baby project.♡✰
in which chris is your biggest enemy and you get paired together to be parents to a doll for your class.
stepbrother.♡✰
in which chris is your stepbrother who you live with but you rarely talk any of them since you're not very well liked.
he's a sweetheart.♡✰✉
in which chris is your dealer who is very blunt but also tries to hide his huge soft spot for you even with no label.
hey ma.♡✰✉
in which chris is your dealer whos been dropping your rpices like crazy and you need some weed late at night.
hey ma v2.♡✰✉
in which chris is your dealer whos been dropping your prices lately, u havent heard from him in a while until he gets off a big deal.
therapist.♡✰
in which chris is your therapist and he started the job thinking it would be just about drama and gossip at school but your sessions make him realise otherwise.
collab.♡
in which you, chris and his brothers are filming a collab video for youtube and chris realises he the only one who hasn't got your number
roll it.♡✰✉
in which chris is your roomate and also a dealer who you can only just tolerate and you shock him by asking him to roll one even when you're so against smoking.
enemies to lovers.✰
in which chris is your enemy but you have to go to his house because of your families friendship.
holiday crush.♡
in which you're on a trip to see your best friend and a boy called chris catches your eye while you're on the beach.
did u?♡✰✉
in which chris is your legal gaurdian and you're suddenly interrupted while having dinner by the police.
prom?♡✰
in which chris your best friend and everyone says he like you but you just brush it off, you both have very different opinions about the upcoming prom.
how do you feel?♡✰
in which chris is your boyfriend who has made it clear he is not quite ready for kids but you just found out you were pregnant and you have to tell him.
bfb.♡✰✉
in which chris is your best friends brother and also a dealer, you've stayed over due to some home issues and you try to find your friend in the morning.
child.✰
in which you and chris have a kid together but you broke up so you rarely see him until you both get called into the school office because of a fight.
bsf's gf.♡✰
in which chris is your boyfriends best friend who's always there and you dont know he's secretly liked you for ages and he hates the way his best friend is treating you.
i hate it here.♡✰
in which chris has been your boyfriend for a while but you have only just let him come over which means your controlling mum will meet him.
smartass.♡✰
in which chris your boyfriend and you're super smart but hes on the slower side and you're finally back in school after having a while off.
debate.✰
in which your in debate class which happens to be full of boys and today were having the discussion of the 'man or bear?' debate.
not a big drinker.♡✰✉
in which you moved in with chris and he's obviously not your biggest fan because he loves being drunk but hes not allowed since you arrived.
separated.✰✉
in which chris is a mean player and you have to live with his family so you attempt to be friends with them.
stress.♡✰
in which chris is your calm boyfriend but you stress about everything but hes determined to help you be calmer.
am i even there?♡✰
in which chris is popular for being a huge player and you're the quiet girl, everyone loves chris and for some reason nobody likes you so you keep getting shipped.
he's so nice.♡
in which chris is the player who isn't cruel and stays friends with all the girls he lets down slowly and seems to be the only one raised half right in his friend group.
can we just talk?♡✰✉
in which chris isn't bothered to help you when you've begged him for help for a long time and its becoming draining.
back up.♡✰
in which you recently became a popular influencer and your boyfriend chris has become clingy even at the mall.
different.♡✰
in which chris is your boyfriend but you're polar opposites since he's more on the wealthy side but you're definitely not.
support.♡✰
in which chris is a behavior teacher and since your old one left on maternity leave he's replaced her and you're now meeting him.
what are you doing?!✰
in which you live with chris' family and he hates it because he thinks you're so innocent but you prove him wrong by accident.
i hope this is easier to choose bots. theres also a lot more since its updated, my break is kinda still on but i really wanna post this :) i hope ur all happy and healthy, take care of yourself <3
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High Potential (2024—) | Season 1, Episode 3 "Dirty Rotten Scoundrel" | Daniel Sunjata as Det. Adam Karadec
“I'm gonna have to rely on someone I rather not deal with.” “Mmm. Welcome to my world.”
Bonus, he is so done *SO SO DONE*
#adam absolutely smiled at morgan as she first came in. HE DID. *ALSO we saw you posing against the window sir*#man is already in so deep with her and just *gotta collect myself*#that arrest gif though. LOOK AT HIM.#he's so grumpy and trying to remain stoic at morgan's shenanigans i just can't help but adore him <3#high potential#daniel sunjata#adam karadec#cinemapix#mygifs#myedits#dailyfilmandtv#dailytvsource#dailytvedit#dailytvgifs#dailytvfilmgifs#filmtvcentral#dailyflicks#tvsource#televisiongifs#hulu#dailymenedit#dailymensource#mancandykings#dailymalesource#dailytvmen#mensource#dailymengifs#flawlessgentlemen#character edit#fcsources
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about astarion and love
"astarion would never buy flowers for you like wyll or wax poetry for you like gale" etc. etc. blah blah blah
i hear people say this all the time and they always say it as if that's a bad thing.
like have you considered that not everyone wants traditional grand romantic gestures? astarion doesn't offer a fairytale romance, declaring his love from the rooftops of a burning building but he does offer a loyal companionship, a soft gentle romance that's just as meaningful.
you can yap yap yap all you want but i got the line "i'll be here when you're ready. i'll always be here, my love" in the final camp scenes which, yes, does show his committment and loyalty to you. he doesn't kiss you in the epilogue but he does hold your hand and he says that whatever the future holds, you'll be facing it together.
because astarion needs a companion more than a lover and honestly if you say that he needs a friend more than a lover after he confesses to you in act 2 (before you defeat ketheric in moonrise), his reaction is so much more meaningful than if you select any of the romance options (imo at least). he cares more about your companionship than he does your romance so no, he doesn't do traditional grand romantic gestures that you see in fairytales but that does not mean he cares about you or loves you any less than any of the other companions do.
soft astarion does exist canonically in the game so it's not ooc. his softness isn't like the other companions because astarion's trauma is vastly different to any of the other characters in the game. and no this softness is not infantilising him.
if you choose to romance astarion then you've chosen a lifelong loyal companion, who yes, will sometimes most likely kiss and tease you, flirt and sleep with you but that is not the main takeaway from that relationship. he probably won't even tell you that he loves you that often (like in the actual game itself) but it will be in his actions and his other words.
even in the game, astarion tells you that he wants you to see him as more than sex because he has a very difficult relationship with sex and romance. hence why he will decline having sex with the drow twins, hence why he's fine with you sleeping with halsin and he even asks if it's because the two of you haven't had sex in a while etc. etc. there are so many other examples i can list here. and furthermore, if you do choose the "you need a friend more than a lover" option after his act 2 confession, he says that he's had countless lovers but he cannot remember ever having a single friend.
i personally headcanon astarion as demisexual and demiromantic (yes i'm largely projecting but shhh) maybe even aroace so that your relationship is more of a queer platonic relationship because his post-game scenes are focused more on your companionship than your love or sex life (and because of all the other examples i used). me having this headcanon does not mean that i am infantilising him either by the way, you don't have to have sex to be an adult.
anyway, i'm rambling at this point but astarion is so dear to my heart so it upsets me so much when people just boil his character down to "hot sexy flirty vampire" or say that his romance is boring compared to the others because he doesn't love you like the others do etc. etc.
soft astarion my beloved <3 and yes he does exist (and no for the third time, this is not infantilising!)
(fyi i am only talking about spawn astarion here, ascended astarion can go rot in a coffin for all i care)
#i wrote this because i was sick of seeing people compare astarion's romance to the other companions#and treating his lack of traditional romantic gestures as a sign that he doesn't love you#soft astarion#that's it#that's the post#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate#astarion bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion#astarion baldurs gate#astarion ancunin#escxelle#elle's interests hyperfixiations and shenanigans#and yeah i'm an A!A hater#fuck that guy#added some edits because some people were saying this is infantilising for some reason
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Batfam Twitter Shenanigans - Part 1/?
#this is apparently what im doing now???#whatever it’s fun#Batman#DCU#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#tim drake#jason todd#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#kiwis batfam twitter edits#Batfam Twitter shenanigans
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DP x DC PROMPT/FIC
Gotham Portal
(If you get the notif for this post like 2 days ago, no you didn't! I wasn't done yet! You were imagining things!)
Where the story takes place in Gotham instead of Amity Park, the Fentons having moved before the construction and testing of the Ghost portal due to the high saturation of ectoplasm in Gotham. So, Danny's accident ALSO happens in Gotham, except he has no support system at all.
Enter the Bats stage left!
Danny couldn't believe he'd been so stupid. His parents had uprooted their whole life to move to Gotham. They said they'd need all the ambient ectoplasm there for when they built their portal. Jazz had been thrilled! After all, Arkham was a shining beacon of mentally ill people, and Jazz was like a psychology moth to a flame; it would be the perfect place for her internship after college.
His parents had wasted no time assembling the portal from their blueprints in the basement of the run-down apartment building they'd bought outright just on the edge of Crime Alley, complete with the Ops Center parked right on top. They'd gutted the place and completely redone it before they moved in. (Danny had no idea when they accomplished that. Maybe they'd been planning it for a while and only thought to tell their children two weeks before moving day.) He was genuinely surprised the local vigilantes hadn't stopped by yet to ask questions.
But anyway, back to how he was royally screwed! He'd just wanted a cool picture for Sam and Tucker now that he'd moved away. His parents weren't home (they'd gone back to the hardware store after their last test), Jazz had stayed after school to try and butter up her new teachers by running a study group, and he'd been alone. He'd even followed all the safety precautions his parents had told him about! He'd put on the hazmat suit and tried not to touch anything. But he'd tripped.
Through the whirling of green and the static buzzing in his ears, he remembered screaming, though he hadn't recognized it as his own. Every nerve in his body was on fire, and he just wanted it to stop. Stop, please stop, why won't someone save me, please!
He woke up to the smell of burning flesh, but he woke up. He was okay! Disoriented, a little disgusted by the smell and throat a little raw, but okay!
At least he'd thought so at first.
He'd begun to... change colors? And float, he floated sometimes, too. But the most irritating of all was that he would go through things. Forks and glasses slipping, quite literally, right through his fingers.
He hadn't told his parents. He'd been fine, after all. A little shaken up, but they'd been so excited he'd gotten the portal to work, who was he to put a damper on the mood when he was fine?
That brought him to now, staring at the mirror in the school bathroom in horror. He'd fought his first real ghost that morning around breakfast. He'd kept it together fairly well, in his opinion. Got through three whole classes before making an excuse to the teacher, slipping off into the blessedly empty restroom.
He'd been getting better and better at controlling his form, and he transformed in front of the mirror, taking stock of his appearance.
Odd colored hair: check.
Bright glowing eyes: check.
Floaty hair: check.
Could walk through walls, disappear, and fly: check.
He raised his finger to his pulse point and felt... nothing.
"I died," he whispered to himself in shock. "I... died," he repeated, this time in despair.
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Damian Wayne was not usually one to keep tabs on his classmates. They weren't his friends, therefore he saw no point. However, the new kid, Daniel Fenton, had begun to act strange.
When Daniel Fenton enrolled in Gotham Academy it hadn't been anything special. He'd started the year a little last due to his family moving, but families moved for all sorts of reasons. He hadn't tried to immediately make friends with Damian like so many others had, much to his relief. But he hadn't tried to make friends with anyone else, either. Maybe he liked to be alone? It really wasn't his business.
But then the boy started getting skittish and clumsy. Clumsier than he had been when he started school. He'd developed a miniscule tremor in his left hand, so he'd probably sustained an injury. He began dropping things in Chemistry. So often, in fact, that he'd been banned from doing practical labs and was instead assigned extra book work.
If Damian had been anyone else, if he hadn't been raised by assassins or had his night work as Robin, he wouldn't have noticed. He wouldn't have followed Fenton to the bathroom under the guise of needing to see the school nurse for a headache. Perhaps if he were anyone else, Fenton might have noticed him following.
There was an alarming flash of light as Damian peered carefully around the corner. Fenton had changed forms. Something had happened to him.
"I died," he heard him say. Damian thought he was being dramatic until he watched him raise his fingers to his pulse point. His glowing eyes dilated in panic, and he repeated himself. He watched as his classmate, looking fragile and lost, curled in on himself floating in the air, and sobbed.
Damian didn't confront him that day. He watched, waited, and researched. He found the research of Dr's Fenton on ghosts and ectoplasm, most of which he was skeptical of up until actual ghosts started to torment them during patrols.
Ghosts were real, it appeared.
He also concluded that their findings on ectoplasmic entities being non-sentient and inherently malevolent was incorrect, having met the ghost of a little girl caught up in a rouge attack that killed her and her family.
Damian watched Daniel Fenton for about a week while he ditched class in a poorly hidden effort to fight and contain the ghosts that he and his family were having such a hard time dealing with. His father was even nearly considering contacting John Constantine, which was never his ideal solution. Damian had been rolling an idea around in his head for a while and he decided now would be the time to bring it up.
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Dinner at the manor was more of a full table than Damian had expected. Not everyone was there, Jason's relationship with them was still a bit strained, so he was not in attendance, and neither was Stephanie. But Duke was home, and Dick was actually there early for patrol later. Tim was there, and so was Cass, so almost everyone.
"Ahem," he cleared his throat politely. "Father, I wish to recruit a new member."
The chatter around the room came to a halt, the clatter of silverware ceasing.
"What exactly do you mean, chum?" Bruce asked carefully.
"I have a classmate I believe would be a valuable asset in light of our trouble with ghosts recently. However, he has no training or support, so I'm asking for your assistance."
"Did... demon brat make a friend?" Tim asked bewildered and a little bit terrified.
"Tt. No, I've never even spoken to him." Damian rolled his eyes. "My classmate, Daniel Fenton, transferred to Gotham Academy about a month ago and started acting strange soon after. He came to school with a tremor and a Lichtenberg figure you can just barely see starting on his left hand and traveling up his arm. I believed he'd been in an accident, and my suspicions were proven when I saw him use meta abilities to ditch class and fight a ghost in the courtyard of the school. From my observations, they are newly acquired, but he has decent instincts and an inclination toward heroism. I believe it would be safer for everyone involved if we approached him first."
"What?" Tim muttered. Dick was smiling gently at him, though, as if he were doing something he was proud of.
"Do his parents know?" Duke asked. Damian scoffed.
"I highly doubt it."
"Wait, Fenton as in the ectobiologists?" Bruce asked. The ex-assassin nodded.
"And considering their research is not reflected in our own interactions with ghosts thus far, I do not believe we should tell them."
"Not safe?" Cass signed. Her brother shook his head.
"The abilities I've observed resemble that of a ghost. He even has an alternate ghostly form."
The implication that they'd be endangering him hung heavy in the air. They'd all seen the Fentons' research. It mostly consisted of theoretical analysis and blatant biases with a long list of proposed experiments they'd run if they ever caught one. They'd all agreed that the Fenton ghost hunters were not a viable option for their ghost problem, especially after seeing how they drove, which in itself nearly put them on the Bat's rogue list.
"We've been meaning to investigate the Fentons properly anyways," Dick pointed out.
Bruce attempted to massage a headache out of his temples. The stuff his kids stumbled into, really. But Damian was right. If his classmate was a new meta with no support, it was only a matter of time before the rogues zeroed in on him, and since his family lived there, he couldn't tell the kid to leave.
"I'm not saying yes just yet, but talk to him. Find out any more that you can."
"Of course, Father."
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Danny finally felt like he was getting the hang of his ghost powers. He was pleasantly surprised, and also mildly horrified, that his parents' inventions actually worked on the ghosts he was now beginning to fight regularly. His favorite was by far the thermos, which did no ghost mutilating whatsoever.
He discovered he had a ghost sense and enhanced hearing and vision, which was cool and all, but now he could hear all the shitty things his classmates said about him behind his back. Which, rude! He didn't even talk to them, what did they have to be shitty about?
He also noticed that one of them, Damian Wayne, had been watching him. From what Danny had heard, Damian was the richest kid in school, a Wayne. Son of billionaire Bruce Wayne, to be exact. And his attitude reflected that. His standoffish, holier than thou rich guy attitude made Dash and Paulina look like they lived below the poverty line. Apparently, he generally didn't talk to anyone at school unless it pertained to class, so Danny saw no point in introducing himself.
That made it extra weird that Damian was following him.
It was right after lunch when a hiccup had a cold breath tumbling from his lips. He raised his hand and asked his teacher if he could use the restroom. He made his way to the bathroom on the other side of the building this time, hoping it would be too out of the way for Damian to follow. But soft rustling of his classmate's school uniform gave him away, no matter how imperceptible his footsteps were.
When he entered the restroom, he made his way to the sink instead, splashing some cold water on his face as Damian walked in behind him loudly as if announcing his presence.
"I know what you've been doing," he said confidently, crossing his arms and standing in front of the door so Danny couldn't leave.
"Oh, hey! Damian, right? I'm in most of your classes, but I don't think I've ever introduced myself. I'm-"
"Daniel Fenton, I know. You've been fighting ghosts." Damian had to give him at least a little credit; he'd become a great actor over the last week. Though, that probably had a lot to do with the fact that he probably didn't feel safe at home anymore.
"My parents are ghost hunters, but I don't think shooting a ghost in the face with a lipstick laser then running for my life counts as 'fighting ghosts'."
"Tt. You are lying."
"Dude, what are-?" Danny cut himself off when his words came with another misty breath. Crap! He'd taken too long!
The ghost of the day, an ugly, mutated, bird looking thing with claws at the ends of its wings and a full set of dangerous, pointed teeth, phased through the door behind Damian, poised to strike.
Without warning, Danny grabbed Damian's wrist and whipped him out of the way, throwing himself between the two. A green shield formed in front of him just as the bird slashed at them with one of its wings.
"Well, that's new," he said startled as the bird geared up for another attack.
Danny groaned at his miserable luck before throwing caution to the wind and transforming. He'd just have to force friendship upon one Damian Wayne in an attempt to keep him from telling anyone about his whole magical girl transformation. He tried to activate his shield again, but when nothing happened, he was flung across the room into the wall. God, this was embarrassing.
The next time the ghost tried to attack him, Damian yanked him aside in a dodge and bolted out of the bathroom with Danny in tow. He was dragged through the winding halls to one of the side exits of the school. In costume or not, Damian's priority was luring the ghost away from the other students.
"Hey, so uh, you won't say anything about this," he gestured wildly to himself, "will you?"
"Tt. Of course not, but I believe you have more important concerns at the moment."
“Right!” Danny patted at the sides of his hazmat suit. “Crap, I left my thermos in my locker!” He dodged another attack and retaliated with an ectoblast, trying to keep the ghost's attention off of Damian as much as possible.
"Your lunch? Really?" Damian shouted. Dang, Danny must have been doing a decent job if Damian had the spare time and attention to be exasperated with him.
"No! It's a containment device! Besides, ghosts are basically soup anyway!"
"Distract it," Damian instructed, "I'll retrieve the device." The boy took off. Danny had to wonder how he even knew where his locker was. The ghost tried to follow him, but Danny shot another blast at it.
"Hey ugly, auditioning to be one of Gotham's Birds? Sorry, but you don't really look the part." He had no idea if the creature could even understand him, but the way it turned to him and lunged again suggested it had done the trick. This time, his shield did work!
Danny could have cried tears of joy at finally having some consistency with it. The next few minutes of the fight felt like an eternity while he dodged and shot ectoblasts at it. The creature wasn't really that strong, and it didn't seem to have super dangerous abilities like some of the other ghosts he'd fought like Skulker or Technus. It ended up being a great opportunity to practice his new shield ability, actually. But he knew the longer he took, the more danger his classmates would be in.
The bird ghost slammed into his shield with a particularly vicious strike, slamming him into the ground and creating a small crater.
"Note to self, remember intangibility," Danny groaned.
In that moment he noticed a door opening on the school building. It was Damian! He was finally back with thermos in hand! Unfortunately, the other ghost noticed too.
"Oh no you don't!" Danny yelled, latching onto one of its feet as it tried to fly toward his classmate. He dug his fingers in hard and sunk into the ground partway to anchor himself.
"Big green button by the lid then the button immediately below it!"
Damian wasted no time popping the lid open and sucking the ghost into the device, the lid closing with a quiet pop. He had to admit, though the design was questionable, it was sturdy, light, and very clearly effective. He wondered if he could get away with sneaking off with this one to have drake examine later.
"That was some incredible timing, thanks." The ghostly form of his classmate floated over to him, taking the thermos from his hand. Damian did not pout.
"We should probably get out of here before the Fenton's show up." He could already hear the screech of tires and his dad's voice over the megaphone tearing through the air.
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"Don't worry honey, we'll catch that nasty ghost boy next time," Jack Fenton comforted his wife. True to form, the Fenton's had arrived to the scene late, and most of the damage to the school yard had been from their vehicle crashing into things upon their arrival. Parents had been called and classes ended for the day, which was how one Bruce Wayne found himself at Gotham Academy trying to help the teachers talk the two down from storming and searching the school.
His son was standing off to the side with one of his classmates. Dark hair, bright blue eyes, lanky frame; Bruce could have mistaken the child for one of his own, but looking between the hulking man in front of him and the kid standing next to Damian, the resemblance was obvious. That had to be Daniel Fenton, the meta his son had told him about. Which meant he'd been the one to deal with the ghost before anyone else had gotten there. The classmate Damian had suggested they recruit for his safety.
"Danno, did you see where that spook went? When I get my hands on him, I'll rip him apart molecule by molecule for even thinking of attacking your school!" Bruce saw Daniel's breath hitch with fear.
"Sorry, no. I was coming back from the bathroom when I saw him fighting another ghost through the window. I was scared so I hid," he lied, gripping his left wrist while he spoke.
Bruce was impressed. The boy's fear was real, and he used that to his advantage to really sell the lie to his parents. His heart ached for him. He couldn't imagine seeing any of his boys looking at him like that, with such fear and distrust.
"That's okay sweetie, we'll get him next time. We're just happy you're alright. Let's get you home," his mother comforted, though Bruce knew it wasn't very comforting at all.
"Yeah, we'll teach you to use the Fenton Bazooka," well that was horrifying, "that way next time you can just blast him!" Danny wanted literally anything else.
"Actually," Damian interrupted politely. "We were assigned a project in class earlier on the history of Gotham. As Daniel is relatively new to town, I offered to assist him with the assignment. Father, would it be acceptable for him to join us for dinner?"
Bruce would have been incredibly surprised his son was inviting someone over for dinner if he didn't see exactly what he was doing. Daniel wasn't safe at home. And he clearly wasn't comfortable with the way his parents spoke of the 'ghost boy'. If his defeated expression was anything to go by, it hadn't been the first time they'd said something like that, nor would it be the last.
"What do you think, Mr. and Mrs. Fenton? We'd love if Daniel could join us for dinner."
"Please, call us Maddie and Jack. That sounds wonderful Mr..."
"Wayne. Bruce Wayne, I'm Damian's father," he introduced. If the two recognized the name, they didn't show it. It worked out rather well in his favor.
"Mr. Wayne. If its not too much trouble, that would be wonderful. It's about time he made a new friend, he's been sulking since the move. Now, we have a ghost to catch!" Maddie planted a kiss on Danny's forehead, leaning her blaster on her shoulder as her and her husband made their way back to the homemade assault vehicle parked haphazardly on the lawn of the school.
"Be sure to call us if you plan on staying the night! We'll let Jazz know she doesn't have to worry about dinner for you! We love you, have fun sweetie!"
"Are they always like that?" Damian asked after the two had pulled away. How had those two even gotten their driver's license? It was truly abysmal, he dreaded the thought of anyone getting into a vehicle with them. And then there was the speed in which they'd dumped their son into their laps, even suggesting they'd be okay with him not coming home that night.
"They mean well, but yeah," Danny replied, heaving a sad and defeated sigh. "Thank you, by the way. For inviting me over, even if you didn't mean it. They can be a bit much."
"Clearly," Damian mused back.
Bruce watched the two interact and felt pride well up in his chest. Meeting the Fenton parents just once was enough to convince him that their son needed help, maybe even their daughter too. That Damian had taken the initiative to bring this to his attention, that he had stood up for Danny and offered his home as a sanctuary for him, made him so incredibly proud as a father. He wasn't as prickly with Danny the way he was with other people, even his own siblings. That was a very good thing indeed, considering it was looking more and more likely this would end with another adoption.
Maybe Clark was right, he did have an adoption problem.
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