#ryan talks

[beantown-boy]

@quiddie I loved every second of the work you did with the rest of the MisMag cast. You are both an icon and an inspiration. But I seek a singular boon. How the fuck did St. Dotto's happen?

[cr33p-a-z01d]

BREAKING NEWS

MCR IS BACK AND SO IS RYAN ROSS?????? MORE AT SEVEN

[sadiesleepyhead]

hey. dont cry. i cut my heart off of my sleeve so i can patch it on my jacket. ok?

[strangegiraffeman]

I need to get something off my chest

[earnest-jumping]

Edit of Jinx and Isha set to Pink’s version of A Million Dreams would go So Hard, actually

[ryanhelps]

i finally got a job 😭 it’s one i’ve wanted for a while and i’m so excited to not be stressed about money anymore. once i’ve got a few paychecks under my belt i’m gonna commission so many gif packs and donate to so many gofundmes 💪🏽😤🙌🏽

[crwndsprkzy]

girl why you listening to mgmt at 1 am

[animaniacswhatnots]

HI abt time i made a pinned im Ryan and animaniacs is one of my special interests, this account was made so i can post abt it without clogging my main account 🫡

im 18 my prns are they/them 🤓👍

My other accounts are @shoeqorn and @shoepokemon if you are interested in seeing my non animaniacs art 😧😧

This page is NOT welcome to any proshippers or people who support that behavior online, and i would prefer if u blocked me :/

Thanks for reading 😁

[t4tchreon]

sorry if you read common tongue for the porn. the continuation has about 3k words of plot before the porn

[beantown-boy]

Shoutout to Edwin Payne for being y/n in 3 different genres. He's the guy who finds himself trapped by the sexy animal shifter man in a real bodice ripper. He's the nerd who turns out to actually be really cute in a fucked up She's All That parody. He's the silent object of unrequited repressed affection in an old black and white arthouse piece. Gay men project genre onto him like the fucking silver screen.

[cr33p-a-z01d]

yall I got an idea

so yk how mcr posted that picture of the dog with the "good boy" caption? well yes we were calling that dog a good boy bc he is but also if we're going with idea of fascism, being called a good boy could mean you're conforming to whatever the dictatorship wants you to do. So being called a "good boy" means doing what you're told. which dogs are known to do!!! dogs are known to sit, and stay, and do what they are told!!!!!!

UGH I LOVE METAPHORS AND DOG MOTIFS UGHHHH

[sadiesleepyhead]

GOODNIGHT, LUKE:

Connor is ten when he has a nightmare about his big brother leaving. He's eleven when he does leave. When he's fifteen, the war is over, and Luke Castellan is dead.

Goodnight, Luke - radioactiveryro - Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan [Archive of Our Own]

[beantown-boy]

A rider is to a dragon as a parrot is to a pirate

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

[strangegiraffeman]

Fucking devastated thinking about how many more Palestinian lives will be lost if he wins this election. She wanted a ceasefire. He cheers on genocide

[earnest-jumping]

How do you heal and accept your inner child, when you’re never going to be that girl again?

When that child that had happiness and love for everything around her was devoured and left behind far too early?

When who you are now is the antithesis of everything she wanted and believed?

How do you look at that little girl, with her family’s love and pride, and tell her that it won’t be long before she loses it all?

Before she’s spent what should be her childhood already wrong. Broken.

How do you reconcile with that little girl, who you both hated and loved being so violently?

What does it take to look at the roughest, most unpolished parts of yourself that are already bruised, and say to her, “It doesn’t get better. I’m sorry. There isn’t anything we can do.”

What do you do when she looks at you, and all she can say is, “Who are you?”

[ryanhelps]

so honestly all this has brought to light some of the anxiousness i have around calling myself native.

i’m half-puerto rican; my abuelo is half-nigerian/half-taino, making me 1/16?? taino?? i think?? my abuela is white hispanic from the canary islands.

i was raised by my 100% white mother who did very little to connect me to my nigerian and taino heritage. or even my spanish heritage. i don’t speak spanish. my puero rican father cut us off from that side of my family for reasons i’m still trying to understand.

so am i able to call myself indigenous?? i’ve never really known tbh. i want to learn more, and i’ve researched some about the Arawak people and culture but as someone who grew up poor and is still struggling financially, i’m not able to actually go to Puerto Rico as often as i’d like. so does that make me a bad native?? does that make me not native at all?

i’d really appreciate some insight from the native community. i’ve kept quiet about this side of my heritage on here because honestly natalie intimidated me and i wasn’t sure if i’d even count as native or could call myself native without getting scolded for it. idk.

help please?? if anyone has the spoons. id appreciate it so much. i love learning about native cultures and i follow native tiktok, but i still feel like i’m not doing enough to make the claim for myself. idk asdfghjkl